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Bronze Cake was a huge success. Cake Cream and Axl got bookings for shows again. They had a booking for the James L Knight Center again to perform Bronze Cake on Wednesday. They were excited. They practiced and chilled for those two days. Wild Guns didn't have any shows booked for Wednesday, so Cake Cream and Axl gave Wild Guns free tickets to see Cake Cream perform Bronze Cake at the James L Knight Center. Wild Guns were excited. Wild Guns, Cake Cream, and Axl were all wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.
Cake Cream performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and Fans cheered wildly. Wild Guns was cheering wildly too. Cake Cream was really good and Fans were happy to see them performing again. The final sendoff happened to more wild cheering and then the Show was over. Wild Guns, Cake Cream and Axl went to dinner again, just having a good time together again. They all paid and left.
Cake Cream and Axl went home and got ready for bed and slept.
When they awoke, they ate and got ready for the day. Already Bronze Cake performance was going viral. Fans were like,"Cake Cream and Axl are BACK after their irrelevancy!"
Some responses were like,"They were only irrelevant for a couple of days. LMAO! That's really not a long time away at all."
Claven Records called Cake Cream and Axl and congratulated them on how good Bronze Cake Show was. They all thanked them and were welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
They watched MTV and there was a Segment on Cake Cream. Of course Cake Cream and Axl were interested.
A Music Critic said, "Cake Cream doesn't really sound like any other Band that exists right now. Cake Cream definitely has their own signature sound. In fact, I'd say that Cake Cream is a brand new sound. That's why they sound so unique and good. No one sounds like them. They're definitely innovative. They're a first Generation sound.
Cake Cream and Axl looked at each other happily. Did Cake Cream create a brand new sound? Axl knew that Cake Cream sounded better than Guns N'Roses, but them having their own sound is actually a pretty big deal. Soon that segment went viral.
Fans were like,"The Music Critic is right. Cake Cream is their own signature sound. Soon Guinness World Records were mentioning possibly adding Cake Cream as ,"Original Sound," which is once again a pretty big deal. The Guinness World Records were already considering putting Cake Cream in GWR for ,"Most Grammys won in a single night by a New Band," for their 6 Grammy win. Although the 5 Grammys were given back, they still won 6 Grammys that night. They were also considering putting them in the GWR for the fact that they had their Debut(All The Sweet Filling), their Sophomore Album(Tasty Cake Reloaded), and their Junior Album(Bronze Cake) the same year, something that was practically unheard of. They were also considering putting them in GWR for Wealthiest Music Band for earning roughly 2 billion in a single year.
Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Cake Cream was definitely a Dark Horse in the music world. They went from VERY unknown earlier this year, to being wildly successful and very wealthy.
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Cake Cream had won 500 Million each from the Brandon Records thing and they were worth 2.5 Billion at the time just from that. They each gave Axl 100 Million for being such a good Friend and Manager to them, so they were still worth 2 billion just from the Brandon Records thing. Before the Brandon Records thing, Cake Cream were worth about 100 Million each, or 500 Million combined. With Bronze Cake, each Cake Cream Member got at least 50 million each. So they, combined still were worth at least 2.5 Billion. Wow! They were the wealthiest Music Band in the World in only their 20's!
Guinness World Records put Cake Cream as the Wealthiest Music Band in the world. They even surpassed The Beatles, who are worth about 2.2 Billion.
Cake Cream and Axl were excited! Cake Cream were now officially in the Guinness World Records! WOW! Funny how life turned out. Cake Cream once again, went from being kind of unknown earlier this year to being really successful and very wealthy, and are now a part of History as a part of Guinness World Records.
Cake Cream were wondering if they should start charging more for Cake Cream tickets now that they were the Wealthiest Band in the world. They wondered if they should charge $500 a ticket now.
Axl shook his head. Remember, we made a promise to NEVER raise Cake Cream tickets. We PROMISED that we would ALWAYS charge $25 a ticket. We have to honor our PROMISE.
Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to keep their promise to NEVER raise Cake Cream ticket prices. Axl smiled. In an interesting thing, on Social Media, there were lots of Cakers who mentioned how grateful they were that a Cake Cream ticket was only $25 and would be only $25 for good. They mentioned they loved how cheap it was, especially with inflation.
Axl gave Cake Cream meaningful looks.
Cake Cream were like," Okay, Axl, you're right."
Axl smiled again. Life was good.
John Wilson was incarcerated in another State, Axl's Band, Cake Cream, were the Wealthiest Music Band in the world, they were wildly successful, he himself was worth about 700 Million. He had these 4 Cake Cream Brothers and a Cake Boyfriend who loved him dearly and vice versa. Axl was glad he decided to stay with Cake Cream and vice versa.
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Axl said to Cake Cream,"It's so good that we have a combined net worth of at least 3 Billion. "He smiled. Cake Cream smiled back at him.
They watched the News and....Brian Washington claimed he was suing Cake Cream for 50 Million each for not stopping Axl from punching him in his face and breaking his Camera.
Cake Cream and Axl were incredulous.
Cake Cream were like,"Brian Washington is trying to sue us AGAIN?
Axl shook his head. "He can't sue you guys. He signed a legally binding Contract that states he is NEVER allowed to ask you guys for money after getting the $200,000. I can't believe he's trying to sue you guys again.
Brian Washington gave a rakish, nasty smile and showed the News his copy of the Contract.
Axl had signed his name as Axl Rose on the Contract and not W. Axl Rose, his full legal name. Oops. Technical Loophole. Brian could sue Cake Cream for 50 Million.
Cake Cream were like,"Uh, there's no way that Brian Washington could sue us, right? Axl gave them chagrined looks.
"Yes, he could sue you guys. I didn't sign my full legal name. Cake Cream were worried.
Axl said,"This is my fault, I'll take care of it"
Cake Cream trusted him, tentatively.
Axl sent each of them 50 Million each from his own Bank Account for them to pay Brian Washington.
Brian Washington said he was suing them in two days. Cake Cream were grateful that Axl rectified his mistake by giving them 50 Million each in order to pay off Brian Washington.
Axl and Cake Cream hatched a plan together. They did a Cake Cream show the next day and were really good. Fans cheered wildly.
On the Court Date, Axl and Cake Cream showed up early. They didn't even need Lawyers for this. Cake Cream would just pay Brian Washington the 50 Million each.
Soon, Brian Washington showed up with a Lawyer. The Court was in Session soon.
Brian gave Cake Cream and Axl cool smirks and was like,"Nice to see you guys," Cake Cream and Axl gave mocking sneers back.
Brian's Lawyer said that Brian was entitled to the 50 Million each from Cake Cream because Axl didn't sign his full legal name.
Axl had drawn up a Contract that said,"I, Brian Dean Washington promise to NEVER sue or ask James Mitchell Dobson, William Anderson Parks, Andrew Tyson McCall, James Patrick King, Michael Alexander Thompson, no one in Guns N'Roses, W. Axl Rose, Axl Rose, for money after getting 50 Million each. Axl showed Brian Washington the Contract and Brian read, understood, agreed and signed, being excited over the very near prospect of being $250 Million richer. Cake Cream also signed all of their full names. The Judge allowed Axl to sign his legal name, W. Axl Rose as Witness even though he drew up the Contract. Cake Cream all Zelled Brian $ 50 Million each. Brian was happy to be $250 Million richer. Brian paid his Lawyer. The Court was adjourned shortly. Cake Cream and Axl went home.
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Axl wondered if he should get Cake Cream to sign legally binding Contracts naming him as their Lawyer. He was already their Power Of Attorney, and was already their Legal Representative, and was basically already acting like their Lawyer, so being their Lawyer wasn't too far off.
He asked all of Cake Cream if they'd like to sign legally binding Contracts making him their Lawyer. He made very compelling reasons why he'd make a good Lawyer for them, mainly pointing out he was their Power Of Attorney and their Legal Representative.
Cake Cream deliberated amongst themselves and thought Axl would be a great Lawyer for them. They agreed verbally and Axl smiled and drew up the Contracts stating he was their Lawyer. Cake Cream read, understood, agreed and signed. Axl signed too and they all smiled. Axl was now officially their Lawyer!
They went to Claven Records with the Contracts and Claven Records agreed to let Axl be Cake Cream's Lawyer.
Cake Cream and Axl thanked Claven Records and were welcomed. They chatted with Claven Records and then said their goodbyes and left. They went to a Restaurant to celebrate Axl now officially being Cake Cream's Lawyer. They had a nice steak lunch and paid.
They went to the Library and Axl checked out Law Books. The librarian looked at him curiously, but didn't verbally question Axl checking out Law Books. Axl and Cake Cream blushed. She rung him up. She was thanked and she welcomed him. Axl and Cake Cream left and went home. Axl studied the law books. He studied as if he were a Law Student studying to be a Lawyer.
Cake Cream were confident in their choice to let Axl be their Lawyer. They trusted him. Axl soon took a nap. When he awoke, Cake Cream asked him how much he wanted them to pay him to be their Lawyer.
Axl responded,"I'm Pro Bono for you guys, which means I do my Lawyering for you guys for free."
Cake Cream were like,"It doesn't seem right that you're our Lawyer and we don't pay you ANYTHING. Cake Cream wanted to pay Axl SOMETHING.
Axl was like,"Okay, you guys can pay me a one time flat fee of $1 Million combined.
Cake Cream smiled and agreed and Zelled Axl $200,000 each.
Axl smiled and thanked them and was welcomed.
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Axl did more studying of the Law Books. Axl called W and told him he was now Cake Cream's Lawyer.
W said,"Manager, Legal Representative, Mentor, Power Of Attorney, Boyfriend to Billy, Friend, and now Lawyer. Oh boy, you've got your hands full with this Cake Cream thing.
Axl smiled. "I'm committed to Cake Cream.
W replied, "And to think, not too long ago, you wanted to leave Cake Cream."
Axl blushed shyly. "I'm really glad I stuck it out. I love Cake Cream. I really do. We definitely have that tight bond between all of us."
W replied,"Especially you and Billy."
Axl replied shyly,"Yeah. I love Billy so much and he loves me too. "
W replied,"I'm really glad you found a very good love with Billy."
Axl thanked him and was welcomed.
Axl asked, "So, any special Woman in your life?"
W replied,"Nope, very busy with Guns N'Roses/Wild Guns. Not dating anyone now "
Axl responded,"Hopefully you find a special Woman soon, one that you have a deep love with like I found with Billy."
W smiled and thanked Axl and was welcomed.
They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Axl thought about Current Guns N'Roses and wondered if he should get Izzy and Steven to come back to Guns N'Roses. He called W back and said," Hey, Axl, what's Steven and Izzy's phone numbers? "
W responded,"Do you miss Izzy and Steven?"
Axl responded,"Yeah, I miss them. I technically haven't spoken to them in decades."
W lightheartedly responded,"Technically, you spoke to them about a month ago."
Axl responded lightheartedly,"You know what I mean."
W responded,"Yeah, I do. He gave Axl Izzy and Steven's phone numbers. He thanked W and was welcomed.
They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Axl called Steven and when Steven answered, Axl said, "How do you feel about joining Guns N'Roses in 2022?"
Steven responded,"You guys kicked me out in the early 90's. I'm still bitter about it."
Axl responded,"Technically, I haven't done that yet in my timeline. I'm only 25 and I did that in my late 20's.
Steven responded tentatively,"It would be nice to be part of Guns N'Roses again. I do miss Guns N'Roses."
Axl smiled and said,"I'd love to see you be a part of Guns N'Roses again too in 2022."
Steven responded,"Maybe I can show up at the next Guns N'Roses Show."
Axl pointed out that the next Guns N'Roses Show was tomorrow. Steven said he would be there. Axl was happy. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Axl smiled triumphantly. Izzy was next. Axl called Izzy and when Izzy picked up, Axl told Izzy he wanted him to be part of Guns N'Roses.
Izzy said,"I quit almost 30 years ago. Almost 30 years ago."
Axl said,"Izzy, it would make me really happy if you'd come back to Guns N'Roses. I miss you. This would mean a lot to me."
Izzy relented and said he would be at the next Guns N'Roses Show.
Axl smiled and thanked him and was welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Steven and Izzy were coming to tomorrow's Guns N'Roses Show! Axl was happy.
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Cake Cream and Axl chilled until the next day.
The next day, Axl called both Izzy and Steven and told them to wear motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests. They agreed. Axl told them both he couldn't wait to see them at tonight's Wild Guns Show. They told him they couldn't wait to see him too. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
W got Cake Cream and Axl more Wild Guns tickets and they got ready for the Wild Guns Show. They went.
At the Venue, Steven and Izzy were there and Wild Guns were there too.
W looked at Steven and Izzy in shock.
"What the hell are you guys doing here?" W asked confused.
Axl hadn't told W that he was planning on having Izzy and Steven come to see Wild Guns. W was completely blindsided.
Cake Cream scolded Axl for not telling W that he planned on Steven and Izzy showing up at Wild Guns.
Even W was like,"Axl, you should have told me that you were planning on Izzy and Steven show up tonight. Izzy and Steven blushed.
Axl said,"Okay, I should have told you, but the fact that Steven and Izzy actually showed up shows they are willing to bury the hatchet. " Steven and Izzy admitted they wanted to bury the hatchet.
W was like,"Okay, Steven and Izzy can stay. I want the hatchet buried too." He smiled.
Steven and Izzy smiled happily.
Soon, Sam, Patrick, Dean, Matthew, Kenny, Thomas(Wild Water) and Slash, Melissa, Frank, Richard, Dizzy, and Duff(Guns N'Roses) showed up to the Venue. They were surprised to see Steven and Izzy there. The situation was explained and Axl got more scolding for not telling the rest of Guns N'Roses and Wild Water that Steven and Izzy were coming, but it was quickly forgiven.
Steven and Izzy were welcomed warmly by all of Guns N'Roses, Wild Water, Axl and Cake Cream. They humbly accepted. Steven, Izzy, Wild Water, Guns N'Roses practiced and sounded good.
It was soon time for the show.
The Wild Guns Show started behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and sounded good.
Izzy and Steven came wearing their motorcycle helmets and Audience Members wondered who the two new Members were. W said,"Here are a couple of old Friends who decided to come back to us!" Steven and Izzy removed their motorcycle helmets briefly and smiled. The audience cheered wildly, happy to see Steven and Izzy back in Guns N'Roses and with Wild Guns. Steven and Izzy put back their motorcycle helmets and played with Wild Guns. They all sounded good. The Audience cheered wildly more. W asked Izzy and Steven if they wanted to be part of Wild Guns and Wild Guns were all okay with this idea. Izzy and Steven blushed and agreed. Wild Guns were all happy.
Cake Cream and Axl were glad that Izzy and Steven were now part of Wild Guns.
The Audience liked this too.
The Wild Guns and Steven and Izzy show continued and was really good and the final sendoff happened to wild cheering. The show was soon over.
After the Show, Axl was thanked for asking Steven and Izzy to show up at Wild Guns Show tonight. Axl shyly blushed and Cake Cream were happy. So were Steven, Izzy, and all of Wild Guns.
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After the Show, they went to Olive Garden to celebrate Izzy and Steven being in Guns N'Roses/Wild Water.
They ordered pasta and chicken dishes, and the unlimited soup, salad and bread sticks and champagne and black tie cheesecake.
W and Axl both looked at Steven and Izzy deeply and both mentioned how happy Steven and Izzy were in Guns N'Roses again. Steven and Izzy were glad they were both back in Guns N'Roses. All of Cake Cream, Wild Water, the rest of Guns N'Roses were happy too. All 21 people were happy. They had a nice dinner. They paid and left.
Cake Cream and Axl went home. They got ready for bed and went to sleep.
They woke up the next morning and ate and got ready for the day. They watched TV and watched Court TV. They were airing the first Axl Rose verses Brian Washington Court Hearing.
Cake Cream and Axl watched Axl's panicked face when Brian's Lawyer mentioned that Cake Cream released The New Song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. They also watched Axl panic when Brian's Lawyer planned to put Cake Cream on the stand to question if they hid Axl during any of his time as a Fugitive.
Cake Cream and Axl knew on Social Media Axl's panicking would be questioned.
And they were right. On Social Media, there were questioning of Axl's panicking during those moments.
Axl responded, "I was on the run for only a couple of days. I panicked because I had briefly mixed up the days in my head and I then remembered that I definitely wasn't with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive. I was living on the streets alone until the day I turned myself in. Cake Cream backed up Axl.
Posters on Social Media questioned how Axl could mix up the days.
Axl responded,"It kind of felt like the Agent from Men In Black used the "Memory Loss," Lazer Pen on me.
Posters responded,"Do you mean the Neuralyzer?"
Axl responded,"Yes."
Fans were skeptical, but decided to let this drop.
Cake Cream and Axl were relieved. Axl had lied under Oath when he claimed that Cake Cream didn't hide him during his time as a Fugitive and that he was living alone during his time as a Fugitive. That was Perjury and was legally punishable. Also, Cake Cream could be legally punished for hiding Axl during his time as a Fugitive. Axl didn't want Cake Cream to be in trouble, so he protected them by claiming he was living alone during his time as a Fugitive and Cake Cream didn't hide him. They had all decided to keep this their little secret.
Cake Cream were so grateful to have Axl as their Friend and Manager. Andy felt knots of guilt about attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000. He was grateful that Axl forgave him. He knew other People in Axl's position would have permanently ended their Friendship over that. Andy guiltily smiled at Axl.
Axl questioned why Andy was smiling at him like that and Andy admitted he still felt guilty over attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000.
Axl said," I know you feel guilty. What you did was in the past and you promised me you'd never attempt to sell me out or anyone else again. It was an impulsive decision that you feel awful about I already forgave you."
Andy smiled a much more relieved smile. He thanked Axl for forgiving him. Axl welcomed him.
Cake Cream and Axl chatted more.
Axl went to his room and Stuart called Axl's Cellphone.
Axl was grateful to chat with his younger(Now older) Brother.
Stuart was like,"It's really good to be talking with you, Axl."
Axl responded,"I'm glad we're talking too.
Stuart mentioned how weird it was that Axl was YOUNGER than him.
Axl responded,"I know, but it's happening. I'm just glad you, Amy, and W are still alive.
Stuart smiled and told him he loved him. Axl responded he loved him too. Axl was glad he could talk to his Brother. Stuart was grateful too.
They chatted for a long while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Axl was happy. He had a great Family in 2022. Billy was his Boyfriend, he had Amy and Stuart as his actual Brother and Sister, he had W as a "Father," Andy, Mike, James, and Jimmy were kind of his adopted Brothers, he had the rest of Guns N'Roses as his adopted Sister and Brothers, and he had Wild Water as adopted Brothers too. Life was good to Axl in 2022.
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They got ready for bed and went to sleep. The next day, they woke up and got ready for the day. Cake Cream had a Show today and they practiced for the show. The Venue was next to a man made lake that had no living organisms in it, just lake water
They went to the Venue and it was a good show but all of a sudden, Axl said,"Security, grab that item from that guy in the first row in the third seat wearing a checkered red shirt and blue pants. " Security didn't do anything, so Axl said,"I'll take it, God damnit!"
And ran off stage and to the front row and went to the third seat in the front row and grabbed the item from the guy wearing the checkered red shirt and blue pants. He looked at the item and saw he had about 10 minutes. He said,"I'll be right back in about 10 minutes!"
He ran out the venue and couldn't defuse the BOMB as he was no Bomb expert. He threw the bomb into the man made lake and ran like a trackstar back to the Venue and the show continued.
The guy he had taken the bomb from had left. In a couple of moments, the bomb had went off into the man made lake and it looked like a hurricane had went off in that lake. Cakers were surprised.
Axl lightheartedly said something like,"Looks like a Hurricane hit the lake early in May!" Cakers and Cake Cream were stunned.
The Show continued and the final sendoff happened and after the Show ended, Cakers and Cake Cream and Axl looked at the lake that had been bombed. The bomb hadn't caused any outside flooding, the water had stayed in the lake.
Axl was asked what happened and he admitted that he threw the bomb he got from the Concert goer into the man made lake as he had about 10 minutes for it before it went off. He was no Bomb expert, so he threw it in the water. Axl and Cake Cream were allowed to go home. They went home.
Already this thing went viral on YouTube and other Social Media.
The Police had issued an arrest Warrant for the guy who had brought the bomb. He was found a couple of hours later. He was brought in for questioning and admitted he planned to bomb Cake Cream and Axl and then run off after throwing the bomb at them.
Cake Cream and Axl were understandably horrified and unsettled.
Axl suggested they stop doing live Cake Cream shows as this was just too much. Axl getting shot multiple times with Billy being the intended Victim, and some Creep attempting to fucing BOMB them.
Cake Cream pointed out mockingly," We're working for the Fans, remember that."
Axl was like,"They'd understand if we stop live shows after someone almost bombed us on purpose."
Cake Cream admitted Axl had a solid point. They decided they should stop live shows. It was just too dangerous now.
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Axl and Cake Cream announced on Social Media that live Cake Cream Shows would stop after that bomb was meant to go off on them.
Fans were disappointed, but understood that Cake Cream and Axl's lives had been in danger and also their own. That bomb could have gone off and killed everyone inside while the Creep could have run off into the ether after throwing that bomb. Fans were grateful that Axl saved their lives. Cake Cream was also grateful that Axl saved their lives. Axl blushed shyly and thanked them and was welcomed.
They ate and got ready for bed and went to sleep.
The next day, they woke up and are and got ready for the day. They couldn't believe they made the decision to stop doing live Cake Cream Shows.
Claven Records called them and told them they were making a risky decision by stopping live Cake Cream shows, but understood it was a wise decision as they nearly all got blown up. Claven Records expressed their sympathy to Cake Cream and Axl and were thanked and they welcomed them. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
A Police Officer once again knocked on the door and asked them if they wanted to press charges on Maxwell Nichols, the guy who tried to bomb them. They all said yes. The Police Officer gave them Maxwell's Court Date which was tomorrow. They thanked the Police Officer and he welcomed them and he soon left. They chilled for the day and the next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the Court Hearing. They went early and we're all processed and went to the Court room. The Bailiff had his gun hidden. Axl and Cake Cream smiled.
Maxwell Nichols soon arrived and was glaring at Cake Cream and Axl. He had handcuffs on.
The Judge asked Maxwell why he tried to bomb Axl and Cake Cream.
Maxwell replied,"Because they put my Cousin, John Wilson in jail!"
The Judge asked Cake Cream and Axl if they wanted to press charges against Maxwell and they all said yes.
Maxwell pleaded guilty to attempted Murder and the Judge ordered him to be immediately transferred to another State Prison on the West Coast, in a California Prison. He was escorted out.
Cake Cream and Axl were relieved. Maxwell was going to California where he wouldn't be able to attempt to Murder them.
They left the Courthouse and went to a nearby restaurant and had a nice lunch. After lunch, they went home and relaxed.
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Axl wondered what they would do now now that Cake Cream live shows stopped.
He declared an emergency Family Meeting.
Jimmy, James, Mike, Andy, and Billy all came to the emergency Family Meeting like they should.
Axl said, "We're in a tough decision now. We are going to lose a lot of revenue without those $25 a ticket live shows. Let's discuss ways on how to still generate revenue."
Jimmy said,"We can make a brand new album and sell it to Claven Records.
Axl responded, "We just released Bronze Cake. Making a new album so soon might be overkill."
Mike said,"We can sell All The Right Words to movie Soundtracks, commercials, TV Shows, etc.
Axl responded,"I like that idea, but we should listen to more ideas.
Billy responded, "We can beg Claven Records for money."
Axl responded,"We're wealthier than Claven Records."
James responded," We can sell merchandise with Cake Cream logo on it." Axl responded," Fans might like that."
Andy responded, "We can buy Gold as the price of gold dropped considerably with the Bronze Frenzy fad. We can then sell it once the Bronze Frenzy fad is over and gold is high again."
Axl said,"That's a good idea, Andy, but we should hear more ideas."
Axl and Cake Cream chatted more and they were all like,"What are we talking about? We're the wealthiest Band in the whole world!" We should go have fun with our riches!"
They decided to go book a vacation to Hawaii. They got ready to go to the Airport and went. At the Airport, they bought 6 first class last minute tickets to Hawaii and had a luxurious first class experience again. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.
The plane landed in Honolulu International Airport and they took a LYFT to the local Marriott and made last minute bookings. Billy and Axl shared a room and James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy each had their own rooms. They settled in and got ready for bed and went to sleep. Their rooms were all luxurious.
The next day, the did some sightseeing in Hawaii. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. They had fun. They went back to their hotel and ordered Room Service and ate, drank, and chilled. They went to the in hotel Nightclub and they went to see the Headliners performing.
Holy crap! The headliners were performing Cake Cream songs!
Cake Cream and Axl were flattered and amused. This was literally the first Band to do Cake Cream Tributes.
The Headliners noticed Cake Cream and Axl and were like,"Cake Cream and Axl are here! We had no idea you guys were here! Wow!"
The Audience was happy to see Cake Cream and Axl. Cake Cream and Axl blushed. Their Fans loved them and there was even a Band playing tribute to them. They had fun at the nightclub.
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After the nightclub, they went back to a Luau and ate some pork, fries, and drank Pina colada right out of a coconut. They had fun and then went back to their hotel rooms and got ready for bed. Axl and Billy snuggled close to each other, making out, enjoying each other's company. They soon fell asleep.
The next day, Cake Cream and Axl woke up, ate Room Service food and drink and got ready for the day.
They watched the News and Allison was suing Jimmy and James for Rape, and hoping to win $50 million from them each. Oh no. The Court Date was for TOMORROW. SHAIT!
Axl and Cake Cream had to make last minute flights back to Florida. They made the bookings and had a luxurious, but nervous first class experience again.
In Florida, they practiced hard for Allison's lawsuit against Jimmy and James. Axl knew Jimmy and James didn't rape Allison.
Axl was their Lawyer. After practicing, they decided to talk about what a nasty Person Allison really was.
They ate and got ready for bed. They went to sleep.
The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day.
They left to go to the Courthouse.
They got there early. They were processed.
Soon, Allison and her Lawyer came. Allison glared at Jimmy and James. They glared at her back.
Soon, Court was in Session and Allison claimed James and Jimmy traumatized her for life when they forced themselves on her against her will and she said $100 Million would help heal the scars.
Her Lawyer said,"My Client was a happy, cheerful person until Jimmy and James stole that from her. She's a broken bird. The least they can do is pay the $100 million to her.
James and Jimmy both said they didn't rape Allison and she was lying.
Axl said,"I'd like to cross examine Allison."
The Judge allowed Axl to cross examine Allison.
Axl walked up to Allison and said," Allison, you say that James and Jimmy raped you. Is that right?"
Allison said,"That's right. They raped me on May 1st." Allison cried in a bad acting way."
Axl said, "James was in the hospital on May 1st all day after Jimmy attacked him with the guitar. There are hospital records to back this up."
Allison begun to stutter knowing she was caught in a lie.
Allison's Lawyer said,"Objection! Mr. Rose is badgering my Client with hostility!"
The Judge overruled the objection, pointing out Axl was not badgering Allison with hostility.
Axl continued,"You took an oath to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Perjury is a serious crime and you can face serious punishment for committing perjury. Jimmy and James could even countersue you for defamation and libel. In some jurisdictions, lying about a crime is grounds to being punished for the same amount the criminal would get. Wanna try telling the truth?"
Allison burst into real tears and broke down and admitted that Jimmy and James didn't rape her, she just wanted $100 Million and wanted revenge against them both for dumping her. She begged Jimmy and James to not countersue her. The Judge shook his head in disgust.
Jimmy and James both were like,"We just want your ass out of our lives for good!"
Axl smirked. The Judge dismissed the Lawsuit against Jimmy and James.
Allison was sentenced to a year in jail for perjury, libel, and false accusations. And forced to sign a restraining order forbidding her from ever contacting James and Jimmy ever again She was taken into Custody.
Jimmy and James were beyond happy that Axl saved them from Allison's frivolous lawsuit. Andy, Mike and Billy were also happy. Axl and Cake Cream took last minute luxurious first class flights back to Hawaii and went back to their Hawaiian Hotel and ate, drank, and chilled. They were very happy.
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They enjoyed their stay in Hawaii. It was time to go back to Miami in a few more days. They checked out and left and went to Honolulu International Airport and got processed and had a luxurious first class experience again on the airplane.
They arrived in Miami and took a LYFT back home. They took deep naps after unpacking.
When they awoke, they saw that Fans were saying stuff like," Cake Cream is way to "Safe," it might be good if they had a Political edge. Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.
Axl told them,"You guys don't need to get Political. You guys are fine the way you are."
Cake Cream still wondered if they should get Political to please those Fans.
Axl thought and thought. He said,"Maybe you guys can record "War," by Edwin Starr and just say,"Covid," instead of"War?" I mean, a lot of War could also be about Covid."
Cake Cream thought this was a good idea.
Axl smiled and wrote
Covid, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, uhh
Covid, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, Covid, huh (good God)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh
Covid, I despise
'Cause it means destruction of innocent lives
Covid means tears to thousands of mother's eyes
When their sons and daughters get it
And lose their lives
I said, Covid, huh (good God, y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, just say it again
War (whoa), huh (oh Lord)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker
(Covid) Friend only to The Undertaker
Oh, Covid it's an enemy to all mankind
The thought of Covid blows my mind
Covid has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then destruction
Who wants to die? Oh
Covid, huh (good God y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
Covid (uh-huh), huh (yeah, huh)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker
(Covid) It's got one friend that's The Undertaker
Oh, Covid, has shattered many a young person's dreams.
Made them disabled, bitter and mean
Life is much too short and precious
To spend time fighting Covid every day
Covid can't give life
It can only take it away, oh
Covid huh (good God y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again
Covid (whoa), huh (oh Lord)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
It ain't nothing but a heart breaker
(Covid) Friend only to The Undertaker, woo
Please tell me Covid will be over very soon, please tell me we'll go back to how we used to live soon. There's gotta be a better life than Covid.
Covid, huh (God y'all)
What is it good for? You tell me (nothing)
Say it, say it, say it, say it
Covid (good God), huh (now, huh)
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it (nothing)
Cake Cream loved this. Axl smiled. Axl and Cake Cream chilled until the next day. The next day they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day. They went to Claven Records and showed them the Covid Song.
Claven Records loved the Covid Song but pointed out they should pay to be able to sample War without being penalized. Claven Records said that they could set it up. Cake Cream and Axl agreed. Claven Records got in touch with some People from the Music Industry and Cake Cream and Axl were clear to pay to sample War without being penalized. Contracts were drawn up, read, understood, agreed and signed. Cake Cream and Axl paid to sample War. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and left.
Cake Cream at home recorded Covid and sounded good. James to make the Fans who wanted them to be Political even added some of Jimi Hendrix's Machine Gun guitar playing into Covid. It sounded amazing. But Axl reasoned that they could get into trouble for not paying to use some of Machine Gun.
Off to Claven Records again and they paid to sample Machine Gun too after a new Contract thing. They were offered a combined $10 Million for Covid Song. They agreed. They gave Covid Song to Claven Records and got Zelled the money.
They went back home.
Covid song (With a bit of Machine Gun) was a big hit on Itunes. Fans loved it. Cake Cream and Axl were happy.
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Izzy called Axl's Cellphone and asked if he could give him the percentage of Royalties he would have gotten had he not quit.
Axl thought and thought and told Izzy to meet him at the Local Marriott tomorrow. Izzy agreed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Steven also called Axl's Cellphone and asked him if he could give him the percentage of Royalties he would have gotten had he not been fired. Axl thought and thought and told Steven to meet him at the Local Marriott tomorrow. Steven agreed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Axl told all of Cake Cream he was going to go to the Local Marriott alone for a couple of days.
Cake Cream were impressed he straight up told the truth right off the bat this time rather than the multiple lies about where he was really going like he done before.
They were fine with him going to the Local Marriott by himself for a couple of days. He smiled and packed his bags and put on a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet.
He told them goodbye and they repeated it. He left and went to the Local Marriott. He booked a room and went up and chilled, anticipating tomorrow. He called both Izzy and Steven and told them the Room Number. They were excited.
The next day, Izzy and Steven showed up at Axl's Room. Axl let them in. Axl agreed to give them the Royalties percentage, which was $100 Million each. They were happy. He drew up Contracts and called a Marriott Manager to sign as a Witness. The Contract stated that Izzy would promise to never quit again and Steven promised to not do anything that would cause him to get fired again. Izzy and Steven read, understood, agreed and signed. Axl signed too and the Manager signed as Witness. Axl smiled and Zelled Steven and Izzy $100 Million each. They smiled. Axl smiled back.
They all thanked the Manager for signing as Witness and he welcomed them. He pointed out he was a huge Guns N'Roses Fan. They again thanked him and were welcomed.
He left. Izzy, Axl, and Steven hung out and chilled for a long while and then both left.
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Axl couldn't believe he had given Steven and Izzy $100 Million each, on top of the $250 he had given to Cake Cream and the $3 Million he gave to Woodstock. He had given away $453 Million! He now only had about $247 Million left out of about $700 Million.
Axl wanted to recuperate some of his losses. He decided to do a risky thing. He decided to make an Axl Rose Album. Cake Cream had all gone to bed and Axl wrote a 10 song Album and went to a piano and sang and played on it for about an hour while singing the songs. It sounded good. He had record this into a cassette. He went to bed and slept.
The next day, he woke up early and ate and got ready for the day. He made a beeline to Claven Records and gave Claven Records the Axl Rose tape. Claven Records loved it and offered him $100 Million to sell it to him. Axl agreed. Contract was drawn up and Axl read, understood, agreed and signed. He got $100 Million Zelled to him.
He was excited.
He thanked Claven Records and was welcomed.
They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.
Axl went back home. Already Axl Rose's Bitter Sweets album went to number one on Itunes. Fans loved this.
Cake Cream were shocked that Axl made a Solo Album without telling any of them.
Axl blushed. He admitted he needed the money after giving away $453 Million.
Cake Cream admitted Bitter Sweets album sounded good.
Axl thanked them and was welcomed.
On Social Media,Fans were praising how good Bitter Sweets album was and were like,"Finally, Axl decided to go Solo! He's definitely got what it takes to be a Solo Artist! What a wonderful album!" "I wonder if Axl should leave Cake Cream to make more solo Albums." Cake Cream looked at him curiously.
Axl blushed. He went on Social Media and pointed out this album was a spur of the moment album. He pointed out he was not going to leave Cake Cream to make more solo Albums.
Cake Cream all smiled. Axl smiled back.
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Axl had a bright idea. He wondered if Cake Cream and he should make a new Album and put it under the name Cream Rose.
He told them his idea, and they were onboard. Axl wrote 10 brand new songs and called it Cream Rose. Axl and Mike sang all the songs in duets, Andy played Keyboard, Jimmy played Bass Guitar, James played Lead Guitar and Billy played drums. It sounded good. Axl suggested there be a rose made of cream for the album cover. Cake Cream agreed. They went to Claven Records and gave them Cream Rose by Cream Rose.
Claven Records loved it and offered them $200 Million for Cream Rose. They agreed and Contracts were drawn, read, understood agreed and signed. Claven Records Zelled them a combined $200 Million. They thanked Claven Records and were welcomed. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and left.
They went to a bar and had wings, fries, and Pepsi. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and having fun and relaxed, enjoying each other's company. Fans asked them for Autographs and Selfies and they obliged. The Fans smiled and they smiled back.
At the bar, Cream Rose's Cream Rose Album was already hitting number one on Itunes. Fans loved it. Cake Cream and Axl were happy. After the bar, they went home.
At home, they chatted, watched TV and chilled.
Claven Records called them and told them Fans REALLY wanted to see them perform live again.
Cake Cream and Axl were skeptical due to the attempted bombing, but they didn't like letting down their Fans. They told Claven Records they weren't sure they should go back to live shows after the attempted bombing, but they also didn't like letting their fans down. They said they'd need to think about it. Claven Records said they understood. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.
Cake Cream and Axl continued chatting and chilling.
They soon got ready for bed and went to sleep.
They woke up the next day and ate and got ready for the day. Social Media were praising Cream Rose Album. They were like,"Wow, the Cream Rose Album is such a good album! One of the best albums of the year! Cake Cream and Axl are a good group!"
Cream Rose blushed. Cream Rose Album really was a good Album. Axl and Cake Cream made a wonderful Team.
On Social Media, Fans were begging Cream Rose to do Cream Rose Album live. They said it would make them happy.
Cream Rose stomachs all turned into knots. Their Fans really wanted to see them perform live. They were working for the Fans.
Axl took a deep breath and said,"I think we should make our Fans happy and perform live again, just hire bomb experts."
The rest of Cream Rose agreed.
They all told Fans that they would be performing live again soon.
The Fans responded that they were happy to hear that. Cream Rose all smiled.
Cream Rose chilled until the next day.
The next day, they hired Bomb experts and decided to do an impromptu show later on that day and charged $25 a ticket. They wore bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and practiced for the impromptu show and then it was time for the show. Lots of Cream Rose Fans showed up. They performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and the show was good. Fans were happy and they were happy too. The final sendoff happened to wild cheering. The show was over.
Cream Rose were happy they decided to come back live for their Fans. They went to an Italian restaurant to celebrate them being back live. Fans were happy they came back live. They asked Cream Rose for Selfies and Autographs and they obliged. The Fans were happy and thanked them and were welcomed. The Fans went back to their own tables. They had a nice dinner and paid and left and went back home.
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Axl listened to Burgundy by Earl Sweatshirt and loved it. He wondered if he should make a cover of it and just alter some offensive lyrics
He told the rest of Cream Rose his idea and they were wary of him covering a Rap song, but wanted to support him. They were like,"This is risky, but as long as you alter the offensive lyrics, it shouldn't be all that bad. "
Axl smiled and suggested Billy play the drums, Mike rap "Cut that Punk off!" refrain, Andy play the keyboard, James play lead guitar, and Jimmy play bass guitar.
Axl wrote
What's up, champ?
Why you so depressed and sad all the time like a little punk?
What's the problem man? Champs want to hear you rap
Don't nobody care about how you feel
We want raps, champ
My grandma's passin'
But I'm too busy tryin' to get this damn album crackin' too see her
So I apologize in advance if anything should happen
Cut that punk off
And my priorities messed up, I know it, I'm afraid I'm gonna blow it
And all them expectations raising because daddy was a poet, right?
Talk all you want I'm takin' no advice
Champ, I'm about to relish in this anguish
I'm stressin' over payment, so don't tell me that I made it
Cut that punk off
Only relatively famous in the midst of a tornado
Misfitted, I'm not able, I'm not stable
Abrasive as hell and they all pay me
I'm chucklin', laughing to myself in public
Cut that Punk off
Heart racin' so blood is leaked, like I don't give a damn right?
Hey, Thebe, what's up Champ? I heard you back, I need those raps, Champ? I need the verse, and I don't care about what you're going through, or what you gotta do, Champ. I need bars, sixteen of them.
I don't mess with too much of y'all's crap
Judging by the pants and the mall grip
Gully, in the vans with the dark tints
I'm a start crap type Champ
Cut that Punk off
Night life livin'
Ridin' in the jeep, I'm a side-swipe champs
What's your life like? It's aiight champ
Hammer in the left, Freddie what's the price of it?
Ridin' with the whip and I ain't got the license for it
Jill's got me livin like my life is golden
Sittin' on my sofa feeling chill and dormant
If we could dance again while Mike records it
what the hell you starin' at?
Cut that Punk off
Acting like you've never seen a dancing fool
Bars hotter than the blocks we be at
Stunt on these champs, they flop like Divac
See that champ?
For the time being, I'm a be that champ
Believe that champ, you see that champ?
For the time being I'm a be that champ
Believe that, champ
Cut that Punk off
They made the Burgundy cover. It sounded good. They went to Claven Records and gave them the Burgundy cover and Claven Records loved it, but suggested they get permission and pay for the Burgundy cover. They got the permission and paid for the Burgundy cover and read, understood, agreed and signed Contracts. They were Zelled 10 million each for the Burgundy song. They thanked Claven Records and were welcomed.
They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and left.
Already, the Burgundy cover hit number one on Itunes and Fans loved it. Cream Rose Critics criticized 6 White Boys covering an African American's Rap Song, but the Fans were like,"Shut up! Cream Rose sounds good and they altered all offensive lyrics!"
Cream Rose blushed shyly and happily.
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They ate and got ready for bed and went to sleep.
The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day . James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy wanted to go see a few movies and asked Axl and Billy if they wanted to come with them. Axl wanted to go, but Billy wanted to stay home and do Cocaine. Cream Rose shook their head, but it was agreed that Billy could do Cocaine as long as it was in the house. Billy smiled and the rest of Cream Rose went to see movie.
Billy put a pizza in the oven and snorted Cocaine, took some Subutex, and fell asleep, forgetting he had a pizza in the oven.
When he woke up, the house was on fire! No! Billy cried horrified! He called Axl and frightfully told him what he'd done.
"Oh my God, Axl cried worried for Billy's safety. "I want you to leave the house immediately and come to the movie theater where we are. We can claim you were at the movie theater when the house caught on fire."
Billy was crying. "Please don't tell anyone what happened."
Axl sighed. "My top concern for you is your safety, not telling the rest of Cream Rose what happened."
Billy heeded Axl's advice and ran out of the house and went to the movie theater.
Axl embraced him in a "I'm glad you're okay!" Hug! Billy was shaken.
Andy, Mike, Jimmy, and James looked at Billy and Axl curiously, but Axl just shook his head and was like,"Let's just be happy Billy decided to go see movies with us!"
They watched a couple of more movies and Jimmy, Andy, Mike and James wanted to go home.
"No!" Axl and Billy cried in unison, panic looks on both of their faces!
James, Jimmy, Andy and Mike wanted to know why Billy and Axl were so reluctant to go home.
Billy burst into tears. Axl wrapped his arms around him. Axl said,"Why don't we all just go to the local Marriott?"
Billy thanked him for his suggestion. Axl welcomed him Jimmy, James, Mike and Andy were confused on what the hell was going on.
Axl said something like,"What's so special about our house anyway? It's just a regular house. Hotels are more fun anyways!"
Billy had a guilty look on his face.
Jimmy was like,"Why do you look so guilty, Billy?" Billy looked at the ground.
James said ,"Billy, what's going on?" Billy ran and hopped in a Taxi to the Local Marriott and made a last minute booking.
He settled in to his room and he soon heard knocks on his door.
Billy didn't answer. He knew who it was. James, Jimmy, Mike Andy, and Axl.
He pretended no one was in his room.
Mike spoke,"William Anderson Parks you open this door right now, or we'll break it down!"
Billy gulped and knew he had to face the music.
He nervously opened the door. Andy, Mike, James and Jimmy looked furious, whereas Axl looked more understanding.
"What the hell is going on? " Mike asked. Jimmy, James and Andy also wanted to know.
Billy looked at the ground.
Mike said,"We agreed to be more open with each other,"
Axl wrapped his arms around Billy. "Just tell them the truth," Axl said soothingly.
Billy took a deep breath and said,"The house caught on fire after I put a pizza in the oven, snorted Cocaine, took some Subutex and fell asleep. I forgot the pizza was in the oven.
You mean you burned our house down? Mike was alarmed. Jimmy, James, and Andy were also alarmed.
Axl pointed out that it was a mistake. Billy looked at Axl gratefully.
Jimmy was like,"Our livelihood is in our house! The guitars, the drums, the keyboard are all burned thanks to you, you have ruined our Career!" James, Mike, and Andy backed up Jimmy.
Axl was like,"Whoa, we should just be grateful that Billy didn't burn to death in the house and is still alive! We can replace the guitars, the drums, and the keyboard, but we can't replace Billy." Billy smiled shyly.
James, Jimmy, Andy and Mike reluctantly agreed that Billy was more important than the musical instruments. Mike called the fire department from a working payphone as an anonymous tip and sent them to their house.
The Fire Department went to the house and stopped the fire that luckily only engulfed the house and nothing else.
Billy's burned house went viral on YouTube. Cream Rose decided to book some days at the hotel.
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There were investigations being done on Billy's burned down house and it was determined that the cause of the fire was bad electrical wiring.
Cream Rose breathed sighs of relief. Billy wouldn't be getting arrested and jailed for Arson!
Cream Rose ordered Room Service and ate, drank, and chilled.
Axl said,"Let's all agree to not tell anyone else what REALLY caused the fire. We don't want Billy getting arrested and jailed for Arson. We wanna protect Billy, not help him get arrested and jailed."
Cream Rose agreed to keep this their little secret.
Billy and Axl had a room and everyone else had their own rooms. They soon fell asleep. In the middle of the night, Billy woke up, craving Cocaine badly. His body was screaming for it. He knew Axl would disapprove of him snorting Cocaine anywhere but the house, but the house was burned down and he needed to snort Cocaine ASAP. He left the room and went to the streets looking for a drug dealer. He found one and the Drug Dealer sold him Cocaine and Subutex. He thanked him and was welcomed. He went back to the hotel room. He snorted the Cocaine and felt satisfied. He then took the Subutex. He fell asleep.
The next day, Cream Rose woke up, ate and got ready for the day. On Social Media, Posters were wondering about Cream Rose not being home when the house burned.
Cream Rose responded,"It's a good thing we weren't home when the house burned."
There were more skeptical Social Media posts and Axl claimed that Cream Rose was at the movie theaters working on a new song.
Fans wanted to hear this supposed new song.
Axl replied that they would perform the new song at the bar later that day. Fans were excited to hear this supposed new song.
Axl wrote an updated version of Come together and just put a bunch of Pop Culture references and other nonsense.
He wrote
"Here come old Doobie brothers, here come old black water that keep rolling.
Here come one Fire cracker, he one Mighty Morphin power ranger, he one mighty park ranger, he watch Stranger Things, he watch YouTube, he post on Twitter. He watch Netflix, he watch Game Of Thrones."
Come Together, right now, over me.
He 7 feet tall, he one giant, he says 5 and 5 is 10, now he's gonna hang 10 on an ocean wave.
Come together, right now, over me.
He eat at McDonald's, he go to Disney World and shake hands with Mickey, he drive a Jeep, he one cool cat.
Come together right now over me.
He drink Coca Cola, he stay at Marriott Hotel. He listen to Cream Rose songs.
Come together right now over me "
He got two eyes, he got one nose, he got one mouth."
Come together, right now, over me.
"I'm your Brother, I'm your Friend, we're one great Family.
Come together, right now, over me.
Axl had to chuckle at the nonsense he had just written and knew it was in the same vein as Come Together by The Beatles.
Cream Rose also chuckled.
They made plans to display this song at the bar soon.
They got ready and Mike and Axl performed the duet at the bar and Fans loved it. They loved the updated and modern lyrics. There were laughter and wild cheering.
Jimmy, James, Andy, and Billy also enjoyed the Duet. Mike and Axl smiled and got off the stage. Cream Rose had been wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. They had Coke and rum and were in a happy mood.
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They were having fun at the bar, but still the lingering doubts and uncertainty about Billy's house being accidentally burned down and what would happen if Billy was found to be the culprit. Although the cause of the fire was investigated to be bad electrical wiring, they all knew there was a chance Billy could still be caught. They also had no home to sleep in anymore. They were fuced if it was revealed that Billy accidentally caused the fire. They also had no home to go back to. They were fuced. After the bar, they went to the hotel.
Axl thanked God he had digitally stored all the Contracts and they weren't just paper Contracts. Cream Rose was grateful too.
Billy snuggled to Axl asking him to comfort him. He felt traumatized. Axl obliged him and comforted him, knowing that Billy needed his comfort and support.
Axl caressed Billy's hair and said,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?" Billy smiled a little, through his traumatization. He was grateful he had Axl who loved him. Cream Rose also comforted Billy.Billy was also glad he had Andy, Mike, James and Jimmy who also loved him. Billy fell asleep.
Cream Rose wondered what they would do. Billy was sure to become in big trouble with the law if the pizza was found to be the real cause of the fire, not bad electrical wiring.
On the news, there was movie theater surveillance that showed that Billy, in fact, showed up later to the movie theater than the rest of Cream Rose, like HOURS later. Billy no longer had an airtight alibi, although the rest of Cream Rose did.
No! Jimmy, Axl, Andy, Mike, and James cried in unison again. Billy was sure to be the number one Suspect with this new public info. They woke up Billy and told him the bad news.
No! Billy cried horrified. Billy said,"You guys will still protect me, right? Cream Rose looked at each other uneasily, but they knew they had promised to protect Billy. Billy would have protected either one of them if any of them were in Billy's position.
There was a Star Wars Convection going on and Axl, wearing a disguise and makeup that covered all of his tattoos bought 6 Darth Vader Costumes. His plan was to disguise himself and Cream Rose as Darth Vader, hiding Billy from the Authorities. He told them to all meet him at a secluded place and they agreed. At the secluded place, he gave all of them the Darth Vader Costumes and they went to the Star Wars Convection as Darth Vader. Problem was, LOTS of other People were also Darth Vader, not surprisingly. They decided to stay close to each other in order to not get separated. This was when Cream Rose's penchant for being really close to each other came in handy.
They were entertained at the Star Wars Convection , looking like any other Darth Vader Fan. The Convection was over later and the 6 of them were able to walk into a Walgreens and put money on reloadable gift cards, and not look out of place due to the Star Wars Convection. They soon left. There were more Darth Vader Fans close by.
Cream Rose actually made a plan to send Billy on the run, and Billy agreed. Cream Rose said their goodbyes to Billy, and he said them back, and Billy went to the crowd of other Darth Vader Fans and soon ran off into the night, undetected. Axl, Jimmy, James, Andy and Mike were glad Billy was able to get away.
The news later that night pointed out that Billy was officially on the run and was a Fugitive.
Axl's phone rang and "Unknown Caller," popped up on his Cellphone. Axl knew who it was.
He answered. Billy said," I love you, Axl. Axl smiled and repeated it back. Billy and Axl made kissing noises over the phone, the implication clear. Billy said,"I'm at a payphone, I gotta run."
Axl told him, "I understand."
They quickly both hung up.
Cream Rose couldn't believe that Billy was a Fugitive on the run. Technically, this was worse than when Axl was a Fugitive on the run since they all knew where Axl was and Axl was being hidden at Billy's house, which was now burned down. Oh, the bittersweet memories.
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Axl went to bed after hanging out with Cream Rose.
Axl sighed unhappily, looking at where Billy would have been sleeping next to him had he not been on the run. Axl fell asleep, unhappily.
The next day, Jimmy, James, Andy Mike came to Axl's room to support him.
"I lost my house and my Boyfriend all within a couple of days," Axl lamented softly. Jimmy, James Andy and Mike all comforted Axl.
They all had no idea where Billy was since Billy turned off the Location on his phone.
Axl drank Coca Cola again excessively, and Jimmy, James, Andy and Mike knew Axl drank Coca Cola excessively when he was feeling stressed out and troubled.
"I hope Billy's okay," Axl said.
Axl's phone rang and it was W Rose.
W asked him,"How are you coping?"
Axl replied,"My Boyfriend's on the run and my house has been burned down, I'm not doing so well!"
W replied, "I'm sure Billy's fine. And insurance can give a huge payout for the burned down house."
Axl said,"Billy's the number one Suspect. Insurance probably won't pay out due to him being the number one Suspect.
W asked,"How did the fire happen?"
Axl was conflicted. He had promised Billy he wouldn't tell anyone how the fire really started.W was his Older Self, but they were technically two different People, so him telling W how the fire really started would still be breaking his promise to Billy.
Axl responded,"I plead the fifth,"
W was like,"Come on, we're closely related. You can trust me with how the fire really started."
Axl responded,"I plead the fifth," again.
W said,"Did Billy start the fire?" Axl's stomach churned into knots.
He repeated,"I plead the fifth." He couldn't betray Billy, even to tell his Older Self that yes, Billy did start the fire.
W said ,"So Billy did start the fire?"
Axl responded,"I didn't say that. I said,"I plead the fifth!"
W answered,"You sure are defending Billy like a true Lawyer!"
Axl almost replied," I promised Billy I would protect him!" But caught himself just in time. He responded,"I plead the fifth."
W was like,"Okay. It's clear you don't want to directly say if Billy started the fire."
They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
On the news, there was even more investigation, and it was determined that there was a pizza left unintended in an oven in Billy's house. The pizza and the oven were filmed. The burned out pizza was listed as the official cause of the fire. The pizza was dusted for fingerprints.
Cream Rose knew that the official cause of fire had a real possibility of being found out. And it happened. Billy would have been screwed had he not gone on the run.
There was a knock on Axl's Hotel Room and Police wanted to interrogate Cream Rose on Billy's whereabouts.
Police took them to the Local Police Station and interrogated them. They would have interrogated them separately, but since Axl was their Lawyer, they all had to interrogate them together. Cream Rose were relieved they would all be interrogated together and not separately.
The Police asked them if they helped Billy go on the run. Axl responded,"Tell them you guys plead the fifth. It's your right." James, Jimmy, Andy and Mike said,"I plead the fifth." Axl also said,"I plead the fifth."
The Police asked them if Billy started the fire. Axl, Jimmy, James Andy and Mike all said," I plead the fifth."
The Police asked,"Did you guys have any knowledge of the fire happening when it was happening?"
Cream Rose all responded,"I plead the fifth."
The Police asked,"Did any of you make the random call that led Firefighters to Billy's burning house?"
Cream Rose all responded, "I plead the fifth."
Police asked,"Why did Billy show up to the movie theaters hours after you guys?"
Cream Rose responded,"I plead the fifth."
The Police were exasperated and said,"If you guys don't respond with REAL answers, you 5 are all going to jail today!"
Axl responded,"My Clients and I don't HAVE to answer any of these questions with anything other than the pleading the fifth Amendment which is a right to not say anything to incriminate ourselves. Cream Rose all smirked.
The Police said exasperated,"Go home."
Cream Rose all smirked and left.
Soon, the Interrogation of Cream Rose went viral. Fans laughed at basically every answer being,"I plead the fifth!" And Axl's final answer being about the fifth Amendment meaning.
Cream Rose went to Denny's and Fans wanted to know where Billy was.
"We plead the fifth!" They all answered in Unison. Fans loved this. But really, they really didn't know where Billy was. They were asked for Autographs and Selfies and obliged their Fans. The Fans were happy. They went back to their own tables and Cream Rose had a nice meal and paid and left. They all went back to the hotel.
