life is a never ending train reck. it's time to pull into the station

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I was set to move in with a woman. I had packed all my shit up, disconnected everything, paid last month's rent, the whole nine. I called her to come pick me up (the place was an hour drive or so from where I lived at the time) and she blurts out, "This isn't gonna work out." She hung up on me and never spoke to me again for the rest of my life.

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Are you serious? How long were you together if you are?

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Dead serious. We were together a couple of years when we decided to give it a go and live together.

The funniest part was I had already gotten internet installed at her place under my name. So I had to call the ISP and explain the whole situation to some complete stranger. They sympathized with me and told me not to worry about paying anything on it since I literally never used it. The guy explained that it was actually a fairly regular occurrence.

I later found out from her sister that there was another guy on the line and she did not want him to know about me. So if we lived together that would blow her cover with the other guy.

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Originally Posted by limitles

Like Paula Poundtstone and 9/11 Druff owes you, as prior to your failed intention he was getting his right wing wacko shit packed.

See if he's up yet

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i told druff that next year i will be at the wsop (it'll be my first time in vegas) and that i owe him a burger or something for reaching out and making sure i wasn't about to do something stupid.

he mentioned that a guy on NWP drove his car into a truck and survived.


and me, always thinking about money, and my life insurance policy, i'd have to make it look like an accident so my family could get the money.


and for anyone wondering (i doubt anyone is) about my above post about a wallet will, I do carry one in my bag incase i bite it while at work. that way, even in death, i can make sure my shit gets to where it's going.

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This is rich. Bottomset has outdone himself

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Are you serious? How long were you together if you are?

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Dead serious. We were together a couple of years when we decided to give it a go and live together.

The funniest part was I had already gotten internet installed at her place under my name. So I had to call the ISP and explain the whole situation to some complete stranger. They sympathized with me and told me not to worry about paying anything on it since I literally never used it. The guy explained that it was actually a fairly regular occurrence.

I later found out from her sister that there was another guy on the line and she did not want him to know about me. So if we lived together that would blow her cover with the other guy.

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And just imagine that she was the mother of your only child, that she got to keep the house w your kid in it, the new dude was Fucking her good in your bed w your kid in the next room all while you have moved into a smaller place and lost half of your take home. Yeah, it could be a lot worse.

this thread is getting a lot of hits

are people checking to see if i really offed myself? lol

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

this thread is getting a lot of hits

are people checking to see if i really offed myself? lol

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As terrible and short as you are, we don't actually want you dead.

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Are you serious? How long were you together if you are?

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Dead serious. We were together a couple of years when we decided to give it a go and live together.

The funniest part was I had already gotten internet installed at her place under my name. So I had to call the ISP and explain the whole situation to some complete stranger. They sympathized with me and told me not to worry about paying anything on it since I literally never used it. The guy explained that it was actually a fairly regular occurrence.

I later found out from her sister that there was another guy on the line and she did not want him to know about me. So if we lived together that would blow her cover with the other guy.

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That's a heartless bitch man. I couldn't imagine doing that to someone I was with for 2+ years and close enough with to consider moving in with. She probably did you a favor looking back at it now, a cunt like that woulda made your life hell probably longterm.

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this thread is getting a lot of hits

are people checking to see if i really offed myself? lol

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As terrible and short as you are, we don't actually want you dead.

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i am terrible aren't i

so Larry will you be ok or do we need to keep you over night?

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so Larry will you be ok or do we need to keep you over night?

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last night was a tough one. i usually don't fly off the handle so quick. but shots of gin, whiskey, and a few cups from the keg, did it for me last night


but at least people had a good time at the party. they didn't know how upset i was.


funny thing is, i barely drank before probation took away my privilege to get high. and when i did, i didn't get depressed.

currently drinking cranberry juice. i think ive had enough alchohol this weekend.

Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


GS


ZoD

well you obv cant drink if you are going to hels yourself every time you do

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Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


GS


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job offer accepted.

will take payment in the form of steak tacos with cilantro and onion only.

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Originally Posted by Drexel

Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


GS


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Did you fuck jeanriders or not?

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Originally Posted by Drexel

Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


GS


ZoD

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Did you fuck jeanriders or not?

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No.

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Originally Posted by Drexel

Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


GS


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Say what? A casino has built a mini Bimini? Brilliant. Plenty of sand obv.

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Did you fuck jeanriders or not?

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No.

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I dunno, I think we need to revisit this in the next 24 hour radio show

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Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


GS


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There was a private jet junket there this wknd from jax and atl. Almost went. Tree fell on my roof during hurricane. They run monthly events. Heard good about the place. Your fans Would appreciate a trip report!

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Originally Posted by Drexel

Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


GS


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Bahamas...Fishing? PowerBoating? Swimming with Sharks? Or conducting a world-wide search for Tyde/Marty?


http://i.imgur.com/nhfjEqx.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugRct9pNQYM

This is so fake that it's not funny.

You can throw out the window that he sounds exactly like the "Little People" setting on Morphvox Pro. You can throw out the window that screen names who have shown nothing but psychopathic tendancies show up in droves to encourage a new member that has never made a post worth reading to say life is worth living. You can throw out the window that new member has all the tell tale signs of a dupe... even including the classic "mysterious knowledge of all things PFA" characteristic.

But when you see screen name Adamantium tell screen name Sonatine to "shut the fuck up" you just know beyond a shadow of a doubt. That would NEVER happen naturally under any circumstance even if Sonatine went so far as to speak negatively of fjords.

This one is so gay even for your standards, even with the low low bar you have set at the tip of OSAs dick.

This is really what it's come to because Jewdonk is gone? Sad sad day.