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Another Not So New Reel from the Bloat...
This is the one where he got the Loan on the Escalade and drove around Vegas and shot it like it was a Limo ride. Ya know, real Millionaire behavior and NOT AT ALL the way a FAKE RICH PERSON would act???
His No Longer Existent BloatLifeCash Billboard also makes a cameo in it, when he was trying to put all his eggs in that basket, hahahahahaha!
Now Colt Life is the only thing Chrissy is living!
He is sounding more and more agitated with every new video he puts out. Finally there’s money on the table today….looks like it is 2-3K. And he’s effectively saying that everyone is too stupid to know how to beat the house. The revenue clearly has dried up for him and he’s grasping for whatever angle he can take.
Pipped [not pimped] by TheRivers again.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Chrissy's new nonsense claims the house doesnt beat you, you beat off, or some such nonsense.
Seems he'll be going back to Spinnnnny and Baaaaaacky at this rate because he mentioned people dont study the games. [like he does].
He also opens by negging his viewers, one of his old favourite tricks when he had chums to abuse.
as Rivers pointed out another new video today, but i believe this is a clip of an older and longer video... though i am not sure...
anyways CM finally tells the truth about always beating himself and BWB should have some fun with this...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/847636151004975
I think it's a new video, I don't recognize it and he's also got his relatively new sportsbetting blueprint.
And he's flashing a few thousands. The last time I saw him flash sums of money this small was when I first found his channel, many years ago.
I wonder if he feels regret about giving away $1000 to the guy who won his superbowl contest by editing his comment post-game. Could've really used that money right now. Could increase his bankroll by a good 20-25%.
Filmed by Chrissy Mitchell while touring the City of Las Vegas.
He finally made it. You might say he was a Suck_Sess.
so yesterday he had on his VGK jersey... curse of the Billy Goat struck again, today he is gonna bet the Oilers... i think i am gonna have to fade him even though i don't know jack shit about NHL, i didn't fade him yesterday cause i wasn't sure if it was an old video or not... just a sprinkle for today for some fun again...
here's todays video...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/844797004800318
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
"Remember kids, you must gamble every day and make profit to turn $2500 in $500k in a year."
Whatever you do…don’t get bored by sports betting. You’ll never be successful if you do.
So a year ago, Chrissy was living the most "Amazing, Exciting and Super Duper Elite Masturbator Motivating Life" by going to Super Bowl, World Series and Stanley Cup Games and eating the finest foods like Disco Fries and Stale Nachos!
He was also getting "Free Tickets" to Katy Perry concerts, but his life was so busy and exciting he just couldn't go folks!!!
Now all of a sudden, it's BORING to bet on sports and there's no excitement involved?
Sort of like when Chrissy went to the Knights vs Stars playoff game and got so excited he had to sneak up like a Pedophile and Yelled "KNIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!" at some Poor Stars fan who was there to have a good time and not be harassed by a Masturbating Midget Moron???
Was Chrissy also bored when he was allegedly rubbing elbows with real millionaires in the high limit room like James Harden and Trae Young from the NBA???
Was he bored when he was supposedly talking to Connor McDavid during the Cup Finals? Only for him to JINX the Oilers, like he Jinxes EVERY Team he fits his tub of lard self in their jerseys?
#BLOAT LIFE BABY!
LOLOLOL
Chrissy with a new clip [has a timestamp in it] telling us how good Spinny and Baaaacky are to play online cos he made $3800 profit off a $5000 bankroll in 48 hours [with no proof].
Remember kids, go for small profits except when you can make over 75% of your bankroll in 2 days
here's one problem with the new video, he says he is withdrawing his money as he is watching the hockey games.... there is only 1 game tonight and it starts 2 hours from now ... lmao...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/3590917811045139
Lol, at first I thought the thing behind Chrissy’s Fat Head was a flower bouquet for Stacy’s 50th Bday Booty Bash that never happened?
But NOPE, it’s a Christmas tree up in the rented bunker!
Hahahahahaha, poor Stacy can’t even get something on her 50th bday!
And Chrissy with the old Mastur Bait and Switch tactics! Tryin to pass off a random Bitcoin withdrawal as "Winnings" from his 50 cent bet account!
He might as well have done another drive thru ATM video and conveniently not hit the “Show Balance” button like he did years ago!
Hurr hurr folks, I just did a big boy withdrawal of $3800. No way this is Mr. foster’s latest extortion fee I scammed him out of to see NVB in 2 days!!!
It's not like there's a BETTING HISTORY tab that can be opened up showing the last 48 hours worth of Bets and PROVE these absurd claims? Nah, Chrissy made a withdrawal on a computer, that means he won it all on Gambling, lol!
The same games he said he no longer plays and ONLY does sports betting, hahaha what a LIAR!
Also noticed that same Ugly painting behind Chrissy’s Ugly melon! It’s absolutely in the bunker so the road trip to Mr. Foster’s wallet will have to wait at least another day folks!
Will we start seeing his fat ass in his robe playing spinny on BOL? Or does Facebook strictly prohibit uploading gambling content? Anyone know?Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorLol, at first I thought the thing behind Chrissy’s Fat Head was a flower bouquet for Stacy’s 50th Bday Booty Bash that never happened?
But NOPE, it’s a Christmas tree up in the rented bunker!
Hahahahahaha, poor Stacy can’t even get something on her 50th bday!
And Chrissy with the old Mastur Bait and Switch tactics! Tryin to pass off a random Bitcoin withdrawal as "Winnings" from his 50 cent bet account!
He might as well have done another drive thru ATM video and conveniently not hit the “Show Balance” button like he did years ago!
Hurr hurr folks, I just did a big boy withdrawal of $3800. No way this is Mr. foster’s latest extortion fee I scammed him out of to see NVB in 2 days!!!
It's not like there's a BETTING HISTORY tab that can be opened up showing the last 48 hours worth of Bets and PROVE these absurd claims? Nah, Chrissy made a withdrawal on a computer, that means he won it all on Gambling, lol!
The same games he said he no longer plays and ONLY does sports betting, hahaha what a LIAR!
Also noticed that same Ugly painting behind Chrissy’s Ugly melon! It’s absolutely in the bunker so the road trip to Mr. Foster’s wallet will have to wait at least another day folks!
Lol, hope you saw the Valuable Opportunity that Chrissy made by cursing the Oilers again!Quote:
yesterday he had on his VGK jersey... curse of the Billy Goat struck again, today he is gonna bet the Oilers... i think i am gonna have to fade him even though i don't know jack shit about NHL, i didn't fade him yesterday cause i wasn't sure if it was an old video or not... just a sprinkle for today for some fun again...
Curse of the Billy Goat Day 323!
Hahahahahahaha, another LOSS for the Billy Goat!
Final Score Stars 8 - Squirters 3.... the Curse of the Billy Goat lives on and on and On!
Quote:
Originally Posted by PickleballWill we start seeing his fat ass in his robe playing spinny on BOL? Or does Facebook strictly prohibit uploading gambling content? Anyone know?Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorLol, at first I thought the thing behind Chrissy’s Fat Head was a flower bouquet for Stacy’s 50th Bday Booty Bash that never happened?
But NOPE, it’s a Christmas tree up in the rented bunker!
Hahahahahaha, poor Stacy can’t even get something on her 50th bday!
And Chrissy with the old Mastur Bait and Switch tactics! Tryin to pass off a random Bitcoin withdrawal as "Winnings" from his 50 cent bet account!
He might as well have done another drive thru ATM video and conveniently not hit the “Show Balance” button like he did years ago!
Hurr hurr folks, I just did a big boy withdrawal of $3800. No way this is Mr. foster’s latest extortion fee I scammed him out of to see NVB in 2 days!!!
It's not like there's a BETTING HISTORY tab that can be opened up showing the last 48 hours worth of Bets and PROVE these absurd claims? Nah, Chrissy made a withdrawal on a computer, that means he won it all on Gambling, lol!
The same games he said he no longer plays and ONLY does sports betting, hahaha what a LIAR!
Also noticed that same Ugly painting behind Chrissy’s Ugly melon! It’s absolutely in the bunker so the road trip to Mr. Foster’s wallet will have to wait at least another day folks!
Aussie slot streamers still stream on FB as far as I know.
Or Chrissy could set up a twitch or kick account and lure all his chums over there to watch him play live in real time with real results.
He can then also give his tantrums and lies too.
@ BedWetterBettor: Since he hasn't made a King's Ransom donation in over 2 years, I'd say he's still seething from Dustin swindling him for $1000. lol
Isnt Ol Daddy Foster's monthly rent cheques to Stace known as "The King's ransom"
Uh oh…I think someone may have lost another FB page. This link no longer works:
https://www.facebook.com/christophermitchelltherealgoat
out of rep comments but this is too funny and nice work bro...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Booooooo its back up.
My rep still stands though.
yeah back up now. it was down for me too earlier after the Rivers posted about it... but the knucklehead survives again...
Happy Thanksgiving to all you dead broke jealous douchebag haterzzz, if you can, read and reply to the comment i have on the video and wish CM a Happy Thanksgiving... if you want....
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6ScO6FGH_wg
Bloatstopher is off to Sugar Daddy Foster’s for Skanksgiving!
I’m sure he hopes the Skank’s giving her dad’s Bank Account and Credit card info so Chrissy can play some online Spinny and Baccy for 50 cents!
Shoutout to Drewbie the Newbie for giving us the info ahead of time !
Yep, that's the Foster Bargain.
Agree to go back to Ohio every so often so Big Daddy Foster can see his grandkid Bubs, and the (never-paid-back) loans and co-signings will keep coming.
Which makes me wonder... does Stacy have any siblings? If not, Stacy will be inheriting all of the family money once both parents pass, and I'm sure the BLOAT will gamble it all away in a matter of months.
Hopefully Big Daddy Foster will be smart enough to put it in trust for Bubs, and not let Chrissy get his grubby hands on it!