Took the Dodgers and O8 in the Dodger game. Up 3-2 they leave 5 men on base in a 2 inning span, which means it is a lock they are going to lose 4-3. In other news the sky is blue.
Also took T Tech +1.
In other news the sky is blue.
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Took the Dodgers and O8 in the Dodger game. Up 3-2 they leave 5 men on base in a 2 inning span, which means it is a lock they are going to lose 4-3. In other news the sky is blue.
Also took T Tech +1.
In other news the sky is blue.
I have Utah O49.5 wins, and they had 49 wins going into Laker game, which means they were a lock to lose that Laker game and the next 2. I should have warned you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
Quote:
Originally Posted by verminaard
And Cardinals now have 4 runs. So it was said, so it is done. You literally can't make this shit up. When I bet baseball pretty much every game goes this way.
I wish my phone could get an alert when Joe Kelly comes out of pen.Quote:
Originally Posted by verminaardQuote:
Originally Posted by verminaard
And Cardinals now have 4 runs. So it was said, so it is done. You literally can't make this shit up. When I bet baseball pretty much every game goes this way.
13.50 ERA.
Dodgers
:lol
Yep. At one point in the game I probably had 95% equity not to get swept and I did anyways. Done with baseball for the year I think. I also don’t think I am going to any dodger games this year. Fuck them.Quote:
Originally Posted by SanlmarI wish my phone could get an alert when Joe Kelly comes out of pen.Quote:
Originally Posted by verminaard
13.50 ERA.
Dodgers
:lol
Wagering PornQuote:
Originally Posted by verminaard
Sawks 1st 5 Innings ML
0-10
Indians 1st 5 Innings Under
8-1
Tigers 1st Inning No Score
8-2
Rays 1st Inning Score
8-3
If you hate the Dodgers now - I really don’t see a problem.
With Virginia win, 22 of the last 25 champions have had blue in their uniform.
Exceptions: Michigan State '00, Maryland '02 & Louisville '13.
Baseball is a streaky game talk to me in a monthQuote:
Originally Posted by SanlmarWagering PornQuote:
Originally Posted by verminaard
Sawks 1st 5 Innings ML
0-10
Indians 1st 5 Innings Under
8-1
Tigers 1st Inning No Score
8-2
Rays 1st Inning Score
8-3
If you hate the Dodgers now - I really don’t see a problem.
Ride any team on a 3 game winning streak. U wont lose in the end.. Its not 1st period simp shit but this is a proven fact over yrs and yrs
Unless you bet uniform colors like Daly, following the numbers is the only way to get consistent returns.Quote:
Originally Posted by badguy23
The first period thing was the single longest & sickest streak of your lifetime. There will be a 30 for 30. It’s a story that needs to be told as I think people still aren’t aware of what happened.
The funniest line I heard was, “Donaghy was fixing NBA games and his return at 83% wasn’t as good as the top 5 NHL 1st Period teams playing head to head.“
I do these number runs and they always look so weak now. I am in the first period of mourning. We are talking real tears, brother.
BTW, Sake fucked me up in the past month homey. She laid down and died on me. There will be consequences badguy. Just sayin’
Mets under 0.5 first inning -160
Mets under 3.5 first 5 inning -125
Yankees +167
1-2
I took the Mets RL -108 & under 6.5 gameQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
Twins pitcher is trash
Jacob deGrom can break Bob Gibson's mark for consecutive quality starts Tuesday
No mention of Kershaw
Simp Bluejays came through today!!!!
Bostom morons your boy Sale aint right he will be on the DL before End of May
Gotta love a nice +260 dog in the afternoon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
Take the Rockies -108 tonight Thank me later boys and girls.
Wonder how the TT guy is doing who had $1500 to win 301k on the Red Raiders to win it all? He tried to hedge on PropSwap but never took any offers. Think it was all bs to get their name out.
Dez Bryant was willing to give him 50k before they played Mich State but I think he wanted something like 65k . Then he turned down another 125k before the Virginia game? No clue how he hedged or why he was offering shit on that site if he wasnt going to take it?
Sort of reminds me of this site now!! Druff copy and pasting post from Yahoo headlines that r 3 weeks old and making threads about it trying to draw traffic.
Off my hiatus with one pick today:
KC (Junis) -110 vs. Seattle (Gonzales)
Okay, we will do one more I've been on the fence about:
Yankees (Loaisiga) at Houston (Cole) - Under 8 -104
Take the Rockies -108 tonight Thank me later boys and girls.
What a fucking pos this pick was..
Never fails here or anywhere
Martial Arts #24401 K Gastelum +145 for Game
Good news fellow stupid wagerers, I have self banned MLB picks. I’m all ears if you have any insight. Weird start.
But fear not. You will still eat Druff. We binked the Grizzlies last week at +150 as you recall. We shall again.
MOBILE - BASKETBALL - NBA - 524 MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES +148 FOR GAME W
Grizzlies need a win for draft pick issues w Celtics. Warriors dressing a few people for a meaningless game to them
MOBILE - BASKETBALL - NBA - 534 ATLANTA HAWKS -5 -110 FOR GAME L
a little late with price. Shoulda had 4.5. Hawks finish at home. Their tank situation is secure. Rested since Sunday or more. Gonna put on a show to close things out.
Lakers bald white G-Leager Robinson Caruso has gone all Linsanity and along the way fucked my last NBA parlay. I count on those as automatic.
-108 3 teamer W
MOBILE - BASKETBALL - NBA - 537 DETROIT PISTONS -525 FOR GAME
MOBILE - BASKETBALL - NBA - 536 BROOKLYN NETS -220 FOR GAME
MOBILE - BASKETBALL - NBA - 540 DENVER NUGGETS -850 FOR GAME
These are teams that need a win today vs those who don’t give a shit. The spread is for imbeciles in these situations. Don’t think for yourself
NHL
I have definite ideas for playoffs which begin tonight. I am pestering the vacationing Simp to finish his home work. He told me a pretty funny story as to why he can’t post here at times.
Kid is burning units like crazy in the States. NHL been very good to him.
Tampa moneylineloss
Tampa under 6.5 loss
Jets/st Louis under 5.5 win
Vegas/SJ under 6 loss
Series picks
Washington -155
Tampa (free money!!) -425
Pittsburgh -150
Calgary -240
First periods tonight
St. Louis Winnipeg under 1.5 -120 win
Dallas Nashville under 1.5 -150 win
Pitts islanders under 1.5 -115loss
Vegas San Jose under 1.5 +135 win
Last minute:
Minnesota (Odorizzi) +174 at Mets (Syndergaard)
Two more:
Pittsburgh (Lyles) +161 at Cubs (Darvish)
Dodgers (Maeda) at Cardinals (Flaherty) - Under 8 -110
Both start around 5pm
NBA:
Miami +170 at Brooklyn
Starting now
F Yu has already coughed up a run.
Whether this pick wins or not, I think I'm going to keep fading him until he either looks better or they stop running him out there.
For whatever reason, though, the sharps didn't like my Pirates play.
Well, kiss goodbye the Miami NBA pick and the Minnesota MLB pick (the latter of which was winning into the middle of the game).
:fail
This should have been the best NBA day of your year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
NBA Integrity. Jk
In fairness, I had Druff’s Fuck Yu pick. & his Dodgers :( under
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Tablet - Baseball - MLB - 961 Pittsburgh Pirates +160 for Game
4-4 but a loser today.Quote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
Hope people just bet first periods.....
gotta fucking love hockey players...shockingly an American doing this...
SAN JOSE, Calif. -- Joe Pavelski's face was numb, but his spirits were high. The Sharks' captain opened the scoring in Game 1 of San Jose's series against the Vegas Golden Knights with a goal that sparked the Sharks to an emphatic 5-2 victory on Wednesday night. But with the goal came some self-sacrifice -- namely a few of Pavelski's teeth, as a Brent Burns shot bounced off his jaw and behind goalie Marc-Andre Fleury.
"I feel all right," said Pavelski after the game, his chin and bottom lip swelled over, blood visible on his bottom row of teeth. "But enough with the dental questions."
At 14:42 of the first period, Pavelski was in his usual spot in front of the opponent's crease.
"I saw Burnsy had it. Sometimes, there's a shot. Sometimes, there's not. It kinda looked like he was trying to release it, and I didn't even see it come off his stick," he said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp1d2i78npM
12:35p
Athletics (Brooks)
Orioles (Bundy) +141 L
1:10p
Dodgers (Buehler)
Cardinals (Wacha) +127 W
7:00p
Maple Loops
2 units Bruins -136 L
4 units Bruins Series Prices -140
BRUINS -1½ +188 FOR GAME
7:30p
Flames
Capitals -140 W
Capitals Series Prices -148
10:00p
Avalanche
Flames
over 1½ -130 for 1st Period
Disclaimer: The NHL views and opinions expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of SimpSan LLP.
If any of you guys have a home equity line of credit - I’ll post if Dodgers Joe Kelly leaves the pen.
Any total over 25. 26 is okay
San the Leafs are going to surprise you this series.
Washington moneyline for game -155
Colorado/Calgary over 6 -110
First period
Leafs/Boston under 1.5 +110
Mlb
Jays under 9.5 -125
Cubs -130
Disappointing to see a foul pole bottom-of-the-8th inning HR turn my winning under pick into a loser with the Dodgers yesterday. Also disappointing to see the Twins give up 9 runs and lose that big dog pick despite scoring 6 themselves. At least F Yu's failure was good for another underdog win.
I just have one pick today, and it's once again versus the Cubs. Sorry big dick. They're just awful.
Pittsburgh (Musgrove) +116 at Cubs (Quintana)
These are two pitchers going opposite directions. Musgrove has long been thought to have potential to be good, and there's some belief (including from his first start) that he will finally show some of that in 2019, rather than his toiling in mediocrity as he has in the last 3 seasons.
Quintana got absolutely bombed in his last start, and some believe his career is on the verge of ending. Even the Cubs don't want to start him, but it's either him or the lousy Tyler Chatwood in the 5th spot, so they're sticking with Quintana for now.
I think we should explore a trial separation Simpdog
:knifeQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
:knifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff:knifeQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
GBCP you need to state where you’re at.
Today reminds me of the old Garry Shandling jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
What I want at my funeral is an actual boxing referee to do a count, and at five, just wave it off and say, “He’s not getting up”
When I look back I’m pretty sure when I called them the “Maple Loops” it was all over for me.
You picked the wrong Boston team.
Tampa -1.5 puck line.
Pittsburgh money line
Winnipeg money line
Winnipeg/st Louis under 1.5 first period and under 5.5 for game
Vegas San Jose under 1.5 and under 6.5 for game
Time to go to GA. Get back to basics and have a winning night. See you there. I’ll be the guy with the Leafs hat on.
picking the shrapnel of Jordan speith outta my ass...that bet lasted a good 6 holes before it was fucking toast...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
Two dogs for tonight... starting very shortly:
White Sox (Giolito) +183 at Yankees (Happ)
Miami (Alcantara) +145 vs. Philadelphia (Arrieta)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daly
Is this similar to Henry Cejudo pick where your guy thought wrong fighter was favored?