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Oy vey….now he’s podcasting on Spotify and videoing the podcast for his FB page. All the stories of old are now sports betting stories. Now says he killed his golden goose “a thousand times” and I believe him. Desperation has fully set in. But hey…now he says he made 100K on the Dodger series alone.
Looks like he’s been doing this since September 6th and there are three “episodes” on Spotify though only the one from today is on FB.
He just posted this hilarious Bool Sheeit on Fakebook, while he talks like an idiot in front of his Giant Black Dildo Mic with a Giant Fake $100 bill behind him to Dress UP his Fraudcast, hahahahaha!Quote:
1dollarboxcar: oh wow, what a revelation!! how did you discover this..?? very good work btw..!!!
Hahaha, this shit is GOLD! ZD, PLEEEEEEASE Rip this apart and give us your Classic Chrissy Recaps and Contradictions!!!
I would do it, but I'm traveling and other than listening to the garbage Squirtstopher Spews from his Cock Sucker Lips, I can only sit back and watch the fun that ensues from this nonsense!
Any of you video creators, this is a Gold Mine for you Fine FOLKS! Plenty of Chrissy stupidity to work with!!!
Some Gems include:
- Never Get Emotional... ***ROLL CLIPS OF CHRISSY THROWING TODDLER TANTRUMS OVER LOSING***
- Chrissy claiming there is only ONE sports team in Columbus Ohio... the Buckeyes!! ****CUT TO PICS OF CHRISSY AND DREW WEARING BLUE JACKETS JERSEYS the ONE time they went to a Game!****
Here's Chrissy, NOT getting Emotional over Sports...
And when he lost his YT account!!!
yep, found him on spotify, it populated in the search bar as i was typing his name... has one episode that is 15 minutes long, i will see if i can download it somehow and republish somewhere else, so he doesn't get the watch/listen time and make $$$ from it, someone has to do it, so might as well be me, i am pretty busy today so i will get to it when i can... so everyone can watch/listen without giving him the credit on spotify so he doesn't make money off us...
Dang, 1DBC beat me to it! LOL
Here it is folks, he started it back in September and could only Squirt out 3 episodes in a month, LOL!!
3 episodes already and the views, well don't exist unless you count the 5 Chums who liked it, HAHAHAHA!!!
https://open.spotify.com/show/4L2VBY1MWGlGqAbLxh2DHS
Comments Open to the Public Folks!
Have Fun and Remember to Post when Chrissy is sleeping with One Eye Open!!!
Chrissy is using his famous line, “You need a checkup from the neck up”. Let’s not forget that it has been 6.5 years since he was a dead broke Uber driver. Can anyone upload pod casts to Spotify or is there
I didn’t know that anyone can upload their podcasts for free to Spotify. You just need a podcast host to store your audio files and generate a RSS feed. Spotify For Creators is a free service.
Not sure if anyone can open the link below if you aren’t subscribed to Spotify but this the link to Chrissy’s latest scamming source.
https://open.spotify.com/episode/4EG...zfUKo88iZAdvgR
In case anyone wants to notify Spotify that Chrissy is a known scammer who has been banned for life from You Tube, here is the information.
You can report someone on Spotify for scamming by using their secure reporting forms for content or illegal activities, or by contacting their support for fraudulent playlists. You will need to describe the nature of the scam and provide any available details, such as the playlist link, to ensure Spotify's team can take appropriate action, according to The Spotify Community.
https://support.spotify.com/us/conte...icy-reporting/
can't get the videos downloaded from spotify, i can get the audio no problem but the video i can't, if anyone knows a website or a hack to get the videos from spotify please let me know...
yeah screen recording is always an option, but that's kinda last resort for me...
Don't worry too much about listening on his Spotify channel.
He for sure isn't monetized, nor is he close to it.
Here are the requirements to get monetized:
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Have published at least 12 episodes
Hit at least 10,000 consumption hours on Spotify in the last 30 days
Hit at least 2,000 people who have streamed on Spotify in the last 30 days
I have PFA Radio on there. As Pickleball mentioned, anyone can join Spotify -- all you need is an RSS feed and a place to drop the MP3 of your show. PFA automatically generates that stuff, which is why it's so easy for me to post my show anywhere except YouTube (where I have to manually convert it to video and manually upload it).
Anyway, Chrissy will never get to 10,000 consumption hours because he doesn't put out long enough content.
If I tried hard enough, I could probably get there with the 2,000 people. I already have the hours (at least when my show is more actively being created, which I've slowed down a lot lately), but the # of people using Spotify isn't 2000. My audience is all over the place on different platforms.
Anyway, you can just listen on Spotify and know that Chrissy won't be getting paid for it.
I bet this idiot thinks he's going to become the next Joe Rogan.
One of the Platform Rules for Spotify he is or will violate is "promoting investment and financial scams like get rich quick and pyramid schemes, or otherwise encouraging others to part with money under false pretenses"
Also, if he keeps at this, he'll likely violate a few others (calling Covid a hoax, etc).
I enjoy his stupidity so I'm not going to report him quite yet. He is to gambling what Corey Feldman is to music...absolutely inept and hilarious to watch attempting it.
So should we expect to see Documentation from Chrissy’s podcast about all those alleged Wins of 100k and up???
Kind of like this Bald Degen actually did on 60 minutes???
https://youtube.com/shorts/Cidknpzji...q31zx8-iGdxzHF
Or just more Conversation about non existent wins from the Masturbating Midget???
Evening Folks
Missed a few coz I am holiday 🏝️ (vacation) which I can afford to do thanks to years of earnings from my J.O.B
Re: Stacy yes with or without makeup and me being in my autumn (fall) 🍂 years I reckon I could still stop her singing 🎶 the Rolling Stones track after Chrissy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand despite all your derogatory comments about her I still think 🤔 she’s a hottie 🥰
Next trip back into the colonies for the cricket 🏏 and a couple of weeks in donk 🙄 land but I may be giving LV a swerve coz I don’t fancy El Salvador 🇸🇻 and the prices from what I am seeing are taking the piss, 30 bucks for a 🍔😲
Wtf 😳 is going on over there 👉 🇺🇸
PS Take that where the sun ☀️ doesn’t shine Sir Jeffrey Dime on the golf ⛳️🤫😀
hey folks look here, the #1 sports bettor, the #1 gambler and #1 gambling consultant in the whole world known as the freaking GOAT has 1 like ( from himself) on his last 2 videos posted on fakebook, the first is 8 hrs. old and the other is from yesterday... he also posted these to his spotify... he sure has a lot of fans and people in the comments that can back up his claims and give him likes on his videos... lmao... he probably really is driving for Uber/Uber Eats nowadays... the thumbnails look distorted but if you press play, they play and look just fine, i have no idea why it looks like this....
Looks like Chrissy begged his brother to give him Likes on three of his FB posts that he made on October 1. Chrissy has lost his Golden Goose. LMAO
Once again, a big thanks to 1dollarboxcar for figuring out how to copy Chrissy's Spotify pod casts and posting them on here.
Love these podcast episodes. One episode: "You can't bet with your emotions. I'm not inclined to bet on ohio buckeyes just because I'm from ohio". The next: "Yesterday I bet on WNBA (lol), I bet on Vegas because I'm from Vegas"
Betting on WNBA due to a lack of other things to bet on, and watching the matches he bets on, shows that he's not just running a scam, he's also still 100% a degenerate gambling addict himself.
New episode of the Fraudcast on Squirtify
I'll let 1 DBC or someone put it on a Cat Box file so we don't have to give Little Squirty the views for his FB revenue he desperately needs!
Haven't watched the whole thing, but judging by the title "Dodgers Win... Again!", I'm sure it's filled with Absolute Nonsense and More Bool Sheeit from the Masturbating Midget.
Remember, just a year ago Squirtstopher proclaimed THIS...
#NEVER FORGET CHRISSY IS A SIMPLETON!
@Pickleball, i didn't do anything special, them are linked from his Fakebook page not his spotify videos although they are the same videos he uploaded to both sites... still haven't figured out how to download videos from spotify, there is one video on spotify where he is wearing a red jersey that he didn't upload to FB, so can't download it... downloading the audio from his podcast is no problem from spotify, it's the videos from spotify that i can't get...
Another LIE that can be quickly contradicted of Squirtstopher's is his claim where "He Never Bet on the WNBA before...".
He states this not once, but Twice in the Fraudcast video from his White Leased Caddy SUV video!
Yet, not even a year ago, the little Masturbator posted this???
So another... COMPLETE LIE!!! Huh huh huh huh!
And So... IT BEGINS AGAIN... HAHAHAHA GOOD JOB FOLKS!!!
Chrissy, how does it feel to have your butthole completely wrecked on a daily basis by someone NOT named Bryan or Bob or involved in Gay Porn... or ANY kind of Porn???
No sooner than Chrissy starts making hilarious new retarded rant videos, another Fraud and Dead Broke Douchebag reveals his revamped YT channel(s) complete with Queer Karen Hair Cut to Boot!
"Da 'oser 'imself, Cheetos Baccarahhhh is back for da 'aters out derre!!!"
And wouldn't ya know, his Cloned Chrissy YT channel also has new videos from the Fraudcast conveniently uploaded yesterday after Rivers found the videos on Squirtify!!!
And speaking of Fags with Bad Haircuts... where are Masturbator Mitchell's "Winning Picks" from the NFL games yesterday???
In a day of some HUGE upsets, and a dead broke douche bag that always bets on Heavy Favorites like the Bills and Eagles, whatever little money he begged Mr. Foster for is surely GONE faster than his receding hair line and those Chia Hair Plugs!
BROKE LIFE BABY!
We’ve always wondered if Chrissy has a passport. Guess we may be about to find out (if he truly goes to Toronto). Claims Toronto is one of his favorite cities…even though I’m pretty confident he’s never been there. Don’t think we’ve ever seen footage of him outside the US
He also mentioned he was going to Winnipeg for the Cup Finals a few months and the Panthers were DONE!!! And we all know how THAT went hurr hurr!Quote:
1dollarboxcar: i seen that too, he mentioned in his latest fraudcast that if Toronto goes to world series, than he will go there...
Plus, IF he had a passport why wasn't he in Edmonton for their Game 1 Victory??? Why did he have to DRIVE all the way to Florida for Games 3 & 4 to impress Sugar Daddy Schulkins?
I suppose it's Possible he has Real ID(not sure you can with just that tho?) that allows him entry to Canada, but I would bet 100K the Bloat ABSOLUTELY Sucks at getting into Canada like he Sucks truck drivers off for rides!
# ONE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME I SWALLOWED EVERY BIT OF IT FOLKS!!!
Fucking homo blocked comments. Time to report him for scamming and violating their rules.
well not really, cause it is a video and does play like a regular video and everything especially when he takes a 5 second break to have a drink of his morning coffee... spotify is a little weird and confusing to navigate, you can just listen with the thumbnail open and no actual video, but if you mess around and click the proper spot, it is a video(s)... (in his case)
there are other podcasts on there from other creators where what you say is true, no video, just a thumbnail with audio... but in krissy cakes case he is uploading videos and not just a thumbnail with audio (so far)... anyways i am not to worried about it cause everything he has uploaded to spotify, he has also uploaded to FB, which i can download the video from there... it was just the one podcast with the red jersey that he didn't upload to fb too...and i can't get that video from spotify... again no big deal and not worried about it... if it was something special, which it's not, i would just screen record it from spotify... anyways..
i would also like to say all you guys are on a fucking roll with him with the comments and making him turn commenting off!! and everything else!! (BWB's daily fuckery + everyone else's)... fuckin funny stuff bros!! haven't had this much of a chuckle over krissy cakes in awhile...:)
Guess I'll take the liberty of reviewing the latest nonsense on Squirtstopher's latest Fraudcast video!
Episode 4: A NEW HOPE FOR THE COLT DOLT AKA CHRISSY IN HIS CHEAP PURPLE AVS HOODIE
Chrissy does what all millionaires do, walks for free on a public sidewalk spewing nonsense loudly and talking stupidity to himself because he has all of 5 followers on Squirtify!
As others have pointed out, Chrissy brags about buying 1st class plane tickets (yea right!) and Front Row seats to both Maple Leafs and Blue Jays games... Because we ALL know a 2nd round series is OVER after 2 games in Baseball and no team has ever fought back from a defecit??? ****LOOKS AT 04' Red Sox DVD****
Chrissy then goes on to tell us about the NHL opening night (which is tonight folks!! So go become a Last Minute Chum and get those brilliant Winning Picks for $999, then $1500, then $3000 a month or whatever figure Chrissy needs to cover his RENT for the rest of his life!)
He proudly shows off his cheaply made Purple Avs Hoodie that looks like it was sewn together by a homeless person... speaking of homeless person, Chrissy gets frightened by a Strange Man standing on the corner outside the Vegas Knights practice facility and deduces that this man MUST be a homeless Person because "he's walking around on a Public sidewalk talking Loudly..." Hmmmmm, funny if Chrissy does that same thing he's proving that he's a 'Rich Millionaire' but apparently not so for any other Dead Broke Douchebag?
He states some nonsense that the Avs are the Number 1 Favorite to win the Stanley Cup this year, hence he of course wears their jersey being the Bandwagoning Bitch he is. But since no team has actually played, it's impossible to determine who the Cup favorite is and as Chrissy found out last season, the Cup Champs are the Number 1 team until someone dethrones them! "Hurr Hurr Panthers are DONE, you just don't want to Accept It!?!?" Chrissy 2025 and 2024!
Also, Chrissy being an idiot and knowing NOTHING about hockey might wanna take a look at the 2003 Avalanche team when they signed an aging Paul Kariya & Teemu Selanne and were also the Odds On Favorite to win the Cup that Year, how'd that go Squirt?
He claims he's betting on the Avs and Panthers, because his butt buddy Mike Schulkins is a season ticket holder and always believed in them. Member when Chrissy said "The Panthers Suck because they never won a Cup!" ??? Wonder how he feels now they've surpassed his alleged favorite team in the Golden Knights?
So More Lies and Bool sheeit about non existent bets and Wins from the Inner Circle Jerks!
Then we get treated to a non-verbal appearance from Stacy and Future NHL Flunk out NVB! Chrissy finally bought the kid a Bike after only 3 years!!! He then yells at Stacy "Tell him to STOP!" referring to NVB crossing the street without looking both ways, ya know elementary safety tips he would have learned in school. But apparently not in Stacy's Home School for Simpleton Squirters!!! # BROKE LIFE BABY!
So yea, other than his tall tale of flying first class to Toronto, which is likely a Greyhound bus so the Feds won't bust him, there's not much here to see folks!
It's probably the Kid who washes the Jock Straps! Chrissy is friendly with him because he enjoys Sniffing those Jock Straps... BEFORE they're washed of Course!Quote:
TheRivers: He also states that one of the Golden Knights players lives next door to him. This is not uncommon with rental properties because the players don’t want to buy anything that they only use during the season. Is this the source of his game tickets?
Regarding the tickets, I would have to believe he gets Comped tickets from a Casino host as he only attends games vs bad teams so that A) He can bet on the Knights at horrible odds and Brag about a small win and B) He can upgrade to closer seats!
Indeed, a ticket to non division rival during the Reg. Season was under $55 as well. I may or may Not purchase tickets to one of those games during my annual Vegas trip this year and go pay a visit to Squirtstopher!Quote:
Tariq Reed: Pre-season tickets to the Golden Knights were going for as low as $12. A comped ticket to a playoff game would be impressive, but not to a pre-season game.
Oh, and he just dropped the latest ep of his Fraudcast about the NHL wearing his Cheap, No-Name Panthers Jersey!
Ya know, the same team he was dogging and claiming were "Done" 5 months ago???
Lol, Curse of the Billy Goat Lives On!
Don't book that MLB ticket in Toronto just yet Squirty! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Chrissy shows his fat face at the Vegas Golden Knights game.
He also takes some shit quality photos of Gretzky!
The Great One and the Fat One!
You’d think he’d know how to frame a photo or at least get a clear shot from all those Money Shots he did and received during his Colt days!
Hahahaha, Curse of the Billy Goat Day 2!
Chrissy picks the Knights and supposedly Bet Big on them and LOST!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Better hope your Fake Passport gets your Gay Ass into Toronto Kyle!
Just like your Fake bets get you into Gay Dude’s Buttholes!!
Like you did with this big lipped Homo!
did Krissy Cakes delete his newest podcast on spotify? i believe he had new one, meant to watch it earlier today but then forgot and i went just now to watch it and it seems to be gone? am i imagining things or did he delete it from spotify? if he did, what was so damning on there that he thought he must delete it?
Chrissy the Fag releases his new Fraudcast.... Blaming the Knight's Goalie for his Loss!!! HAHAHAHAHA, What a Dead broke Douchebag!!
I'll watch it later and rip it apart faster than Bryan Ockert ripped Chrissy's Arse Hole!!!
****Update****
Shorter episode than I thought, Guess Chrissy is dumber than we realized or he's still Butt Hurt over Cursing the Knights like he curses every team he roots for!
*Highlights include* -
Squirtstopher Claims to have spent 10K on Toronto trip, much like the NY trip that cost 25K riiiight??? COMPLETE LIES!
Says for 3 years that Adin Hill Sucks... Chrissy would sure know about Sucking, especially with Truckers!
Chrissy cries that the Knights have No Chance to win the Cup with Adin Hill between the Pipes... Funny just a Day Earlier he was crowing how the Knights were the Favorite to Win the Cup and had the best team on Paper???
I Guess One game tells you all you need to know about the season, Forget the other 81 games left to play folks!
Chrissy stutters and stumbles about other players and the Vegas Defense, because he knows soooo much about how to make a team. Just ask his 2 remaining Chums!
Chrissy now thinks Akira Schmidt, the backup goalie, is the way to go! Let's see how long before he says "Hurr Hurr Schmidt is Shit Folks!?!"
Since Chrissy has Shit for Brains, rambles about the WNBA finals, ya know the sport he said he NEVER bet on before??? Only to have a Bet in his head on Caitlin Clark's team
because "Hurr durr I have to Bet on Every Game I attend Folks!"
His tiny pea brain quickly shuts down after this and he just goes into a sales pitch about non-existent winnings on sports bets that are Conversated and Not Documented!
Might be time for someone to report to the Knights and NHL that a guy was offering blowjobs for Coke in the bathroom last night. A complete description without a pic but describing the jersey would work. Also saying his wife looking like a crack whole with a kid, again describing clothes standing outside the bathroom would be a huge public service.
And of course he was muttering about gambling and visiting Sportsbettingpays and that he was a former porn Star might send them in the right direction.
MCSA! Make Chrissy scared again!
yo @Pickleball, your messages have exceeded the limit, you need to delete some messages, i can't respond to your last message because of this....
Since Squirty will like make a new podcast today about how he "Told You that Akira Schmid was a better goalie and how Adin Hill sucks for the last 3 years" I'll just drop some knowledge on the Colt Dolt real quick.
Ya see Chrissy, there are these little things called STATS and show how good or how bad a Goalie is?
As you can see the Documentation below, Adin Hill's Save Percentage is HIGHER than career backup Akira Schmid's Save %. In fact a .908 Save percentage is a decent number in today's high scoring NHL scene, during the clutch and Grab Era it would have placed him in the top 6 Goalies easily. Oh that's right, you didn't even know what Hockey was before 2022 and the only Clutching and Grabbing you were doing was of your Tiny Pecker whilst you Pulled Your Pud at Colt Studios... Youuuu Reaaady???
And since you LOVE to use PERCENTAGE as the only metric that matters, I guess once again My Documentation Beats Your Masturba.... errr I mean Conversation!!!
But go ahead and release your shitty Fraudcast telling everyone how you KNEW Schmid would win against one of the worst teams in the league, it only took him OT to do it!
And if you "knew" Adin Hill sucked for 3 years, why would you keep betting on the Knights the whole time??? Could it be you're a Moron Midget Fraud who has Shit for Brains and has to blame everyone else for your shortcomings? Even Poppa Paul is to blame for your Shrimp Dick???
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!