Who knew one book could be gayer than 20 of Chrissy's movies.
I can only imagine this nonsense will spur Chrissy into writing his own book [given that doco seems to have magically disappeared]
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Who knew one book could be gayer than 20 of Chrissy's movies.
I can only imagine this nonsense will spur Chrissy into writing his own book [given that doco seems to have magically disappeared]
Chapter 1: Drop your shiny speedos and insert needle into Ass! (Don't worry if other things were already up there, this is just a little prick!)Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Chapter 2: Enter the apartment of Sean "Puffy" Combs and proceed to apply Baby Oil on every orifice of your body!
Chapter 3: Pull Your Pud until you're Ready to Squirt and say thanks to Mr. Ockert with a Blowjob and he'll give you a Reach around for an extra Hundy!!!
Speaking of our boy Bryan……
Poor Chrissy would do ANYTHING to get an IMDb listing.
Recent IG post from Chrissy in 2025 “Waaaaah my Mommy died, My Daddy Beat Me for being a little shit and I was dead broke driving for Uber right before my Sperm Autism Seed was hatched! Look at me folks, I'm at the St. Louis Arch! I can't actually afford to go inside and the only Arches I can afford are the Golden Ones at McDonalds derrrrp!"
Chrissy in 2019 “Folks I’m living the Lavish life and am a Millionaire! Everything is great cuz I’m Rich Hurr hurr! Pay me money to pull my Pud for guys named Bob and Bryan!?!?”
Notice the cheap Black shirt and Chia Hair plugs are the same.
Here’s Squirtstopher in the same clown suit and cheap Kangol ripoff hat at a ball game!
And no I didn't AGE the photo of Stacy or edit it. That's how she Looked 6 Years ago and Pregnant... GROSS!! Stacy ain't lookin good for 50!
Look how Sad and Depressed they Are! Stacy is about to Leave him ANY SECOND FOLKS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
It’s so easy to expose his Lies and he couldn’t be bothered to delete the original IG posts which show what a masturbating moron he is!
#Colt Life Baby!
Folks, I have been proven wrong Folks! Apparently Chrissy is a winer!
Here he is proving that he Wines after he claims he bet “Pretty BIG” on the Dodgers!
He even further proved this ‘Pretty Big Win’ by having a celebratory Chocolate Cock…. Errrr Cigar in his mouth with NVB!!!
And we All KNOW the Bloat would NEVER LIE about any Big Bets on the Dodgers???
“Hurr hurr Dodgers Absolutely Suck… 100k says they won’t Win the World Series!”
“Never did Gay Porn or ANY Kind of Porn?!??!”
#PANTHERS ARE DONE, DERRRRP
#COLT LIFE BABY
She ain't trying to get a new hubby, she'll be 50 in 3 months and nobody gon' want that flat pancake butt and saggy fruit roll up tits!Quote:
Pickleball: Check out the pair of horn rimmed glasses on Stacy. She married a loser. No sense in trying to look sexy for her gay husband.
The glasses are to hide her wrinkles and bags under her eyes! You'd think having a Millionaire Lifestyle would allow Stace to get some electrolysis or even a cheap facelift?
Oh wait...
Folks, it appears I have been PROVEN wrong yet again!
Ya see, showing a deed to a house or title to a car that has your name on it does NOT prove you’re rich folks!
Simply wear a cheap baseball shirt in matching colors of your skinny legged son and that Proves you won, God’s honest truth!
And if that ain’t enough Proof for you jealous dead broke haterzzzz, then look at this picture of a rented TV screen likely taken at Walmart!
It undeniably proves that the Bloat won $15,000 on the Brewers, it’s Documented on the Stupid Box inside a rented Bunker!
FRAUD LIFE BABY!!
Another Chrissy channel popped up, possibly an old post someone else found. Recently put one short video of an old reel of the Masturbating Midget...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dbPaOV6KEnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQTu_gvQoJE
If someone here is running, please don't hesitate to use the pics and info on this almost 1000 page thread to expose the Lying Loser for the FRAUD he is!!!
#FRAUD LIFE BABY!
Not sure how long this video has been visible on FB…but here’s our hero a week ago claiming that he had placed a $175K bet on the Mets after losing $50K on them earlier. But that’s not the main thing he talks about here. It seems our boy Chrissy is starting a new running and fitness challenge because he is in the worst shape of his life. Seems like we’ve heard this one before. As I recall it didn’t go so well for him and the challenge ended as quickly as it began.
https://www.facebook.com/christopher...3334192739106/
Spoiler: Chrissy is back in what is assumed to be a new video, which takes a number of his old favourites and retreads into the nonsense we all know.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Chrissy claims he is 215 pounds. Chrissy also claims he bet $175k on the Mets to win but looks like that missed
A rare watch only if you missed "The blueberry buggering bastard" or "Sweaty Fester, Self Molester"
Only 8 reacts says a lot.
Hollar at ya boy, ZD in the house with another 2x speed review of Chrissy's nonsense so you dont need to watch it.
7m 51 second:
Chrissy opens with it being 110 degrees in Vegas but hes wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and is sweaty.
Rambles about eating at 5 star resturants multiple times a week, and claims he stuffs himself with pudding and cocktails.
claims hes been doing this for 5-6 years and his body is in terrible shape what about all those times he went to the gym, claimed he was on a diet, claimed he was vegan except for dicks, claimed he was doing a 30 day running challenge, and and and
1m01s claims he gets out of breath walking. Maybe dont wear a hoodie in hideous heat you silly smurf looking mofo.
1m20 claims he was a professional nutrionist and bodybuiler for 15 years as well as being a wrestler in hgihschool. [these things are at least 10 years ago now]
1m54 Chrissy tells us betting on sports for a living is stressful
1m56 chrissy claims betting on sports causes him to eat out all the time. I"m sure Stace would love to hear more about that.
2m10 Chrissy tells he bet on the mets last game when they had a 6 game losing streak, and lol, now they are on a 7 game losing streak.
Chrissy rambles math and Mets are a favourite, but it boils down to 175k he doesnt have will make him $125k profit he also wont get if mets win
spoiler alert: if I am reading the results correctly, Mets got raped on the 13th and also on the 14th for a 9 game losing streak. Looks like Crissy's diet will be more based on being broke than anything
3m30 Chrissy claims most people lose at sports betting because they get the math wrong.
3m48 take a drink if you had Chrissy saying "Bet on valuable opportunities on your card
3m49 Chrissy starts to ramble about recouping losses, which means win percent does matter...or does it?
4m05 Chrissy now clarifies 99% of people betting on sports are losers, because they are greedy, lack discipline says the dude who is hella out of shape and cant do the math
5m45 LOLOLOLOLOLOL tubby claims he is 215 pounds, seems he cant math the scales too good either after assumedly rinsing $225k back to back on the Mets
6m07 Chrissy "estimates" his bodyfat is 15%. If only there were scientific and mathematical ways of checking this for sure.
6m08 Chrissy claims he is "ashamed" of how fat he is. Pretty sure he claimed he never had shame before, and we know his good friend Kyle Prescott didnt.
6m45 Chrissy claims hes going to do low carb high protein for 2 days and then high carb low fat for the next 2 days "but it'll be good carbs and it'll jumpstart his metabolism"
He better hope Stace has the paddles to jumpstart him with his wonder diet.
Oddly, he forgot how good fasting was.
Uncle Fester the self molester now tells us he is going to run around the park doing high impact and blah blah blah, camera off, whatever.
LOL Chrissy claims hes going to do this for 30-60 minutes, despite having problems breathing when walking
I assume this is a newer clip based on the constant "5-6 years ago" mentions.
Funnily enough, a week later, no mention of the Mets, or his weight/diet.
Verdict: Get his FB shitcanned before his heart or his arse blow out with this nonsense.
update on his instagram too, admits Bubs doesn't go to school and instead he gets hockey lessons while the other kids learn to do 2nd grade math, maybe some reading and vocabulary skills and so on... this is a regular reels video and won't expire unless he deletes the post...
https://www.save-free.com/cdn/https:...Kw&oe=68AB0EF7
$175k lol on the mets. sure, sure. he keeps getting more and more outrageous, which means he is more and more desperate.
we should really get him and fam together. what a duo.
so it looks like he is letting some of his posts on FB https://www.facebook.com/christophermitchelltherealgoat be open to general public... thanks to TheRivers posting that link, although i don't see a a friend request or a follow button and you have to be logged in to see his page... also if you click his goatlifecash dot com link it still takes you to his thrivecart page where he has updated it a little giving out his FB page (pic below) other wise nothing else has changed on the thrivecart page that i can see... still charging $999 .... been waiting to see if he lowers the price... but i guess he has nailed down his price point to keep the riff raff away....
Yup, Squirty made his purple shirt account public like I predicted he would back in April!
This means he’s desperate for money and the last two chums quit on him!
LOOOOOOOOOOOL at Chrissy stating he bet 175K on the Mets... yea yea, funny that we heard NOTHING about this imaginary bet or supposed win in a week now???
And Double LOL at the newest fitness challenge from the Tub of Lard Shit Chrissy. "Hurr hurr I'm the fattest I've ever been folks!" - Well, Chrissy finally told the TRUTH!
Here's the only challenge Chrissy committed to and completed!
I wonder what Facebook would think of a guy who got banned in January and is trying to restart his gambling scam on the platform in August.
i seen that too... and i thought i was somewhat devious.... and this didn't even cross my mind, great work....Quote:
BedWetterBettor: He's also advocating Gun violence by encouraging people to carry around Big Loads of Cash and a GUN if they don't feel safe doing so! It's a reach, but it could get a Mod to Notice his activity!
Krustaford Mitchell with a surprise clowning video.
Errrr that would be Christopher Mitchell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRlPA1fibZM
Replying to my own post from back in April, I kinda nailed it with that prediction!Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs
I'm ashamed to admit that I'm glad he's back, I missed these delusional ramblings so much 😅 It's a shame the mets didn't lose, because then he'd have to pretend he bet half a mil next.
Also: Holy fuck is he in terrible shape. I know he mentions he's in shit shape and that he gets out of breath just walking, but the fact that he has to sit down to catch his breath is just insane, especially as a former body builder. For reference: My grandfather is turning 80 soon and he walks over 10k steps per day without needing to sit down.
Chrissy is like 5'5", so the 215 pounds is believable.
For every inch, the typical male is another 5.5 pounds. So Chrissy at 215 is like a 5'11" guy who is 248 pounds.
Wearing a hoodie while walking in 110 degree weather is insane. That's for sure a new video, by the way. Chrissy has aged a TON in the past 5-6 years. There must be a reason for the hoodie. Perhaps he thinks sweating out water is a substitute for exercise. It's not. That's a good way to drop very temporary pounds for a weigh-in, but it comes right back as soon as you hydrate again.
There's no chance Chrissy is going to get into running or any kind of strenuous cardio. If he does, it will last a few days before he gives up. It's hard enough to get into regular running when you're young. If you start when you're 46 and fat, that's especially hard, and we know Chrissy is the laziest man on earth. Recall that his "fitness" routine in the past usually involved doing roids and pretending his newfound muscle is a result of his amazing workout regimen.
I believe Chrissy has likely gotten fat because he's been stress eating this year. You can sense the defeat in his voice when he talks about his $175k sports bets and how he's been making more money than ever. In reality, he's a broken man who spent most of the year banned from social media, and he's trying to give it one last try to recruit new suckers into his scam. Along with his financial problems, I'm sure he's had to dodge angry former "students" and always looking over his shoulder. There's probably been lots of fights with Stace, who keeps hearing from Big Daddy Foster to leave Chrissy and go back to Ohio.
Also notice whenever he has a Big Loss amongst the Cum Bum Chums and they start voicing their complaints, he does one of these "Hurr hurr you have to Pay the Price to succeed like I did folks!?!" videos. Happened after the Tampa Booty Boat Bash event, the Chicago Greet n Toss and the November Begging Fest of Dave Pruett's 5K!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
He tries to divert attention away from the REAL loss by telling Lies about non-existent wins and even more imaginary wins. If he REALLY bet 175K, wouldn't he be bragging about it every chance he could? Wouldn't he be stuffing his fat face with plates of Sushi and smiling like an idiot holding up the plate?
But over a week has gone by since this alleged bet and NOTHING! Just more diversion tactics from a Masturbating Midget Moron Fraud!
Shoutout to Elmo!
it is my belief they somehow got a SBA/PPP/EIDL loan during covid which is how they are surviving.
Imagine how smelly his unwashed clothes must be? He's lucky his Rented Bunker has Washer & Dryer included.Quote:
RMS9: Not to mention his “workouts” consist of holding a 5lb weight bar above his head, doing a few full body squats and ten pushups…all while wearing a hoodie and baseball jersey over the hoodie of course. He burns maybe 10 calories, if he’s lucky.
Otherwise he'd smelling like straight ass and stale jizz like Snape and Mckenzie currently do.... okaaaaayy???
Squirtstopher shows us his weight loss progress and commitment to his running challenge…
With a picture of his lazy, fat head in a gym wearing a cheap, no name Reds jersey!
Yep, everyone runs miles in baseball jerseys and then lifts heavy after!?!
If fat boy is trying to insinuate he Bet Pretty Big on the Reds, then this Documentation Beats Conversation like Chrissy Beats off Truck Drivers!
Two more losses for the Bloat!
Reds lose yesterday and currently down 7 runs In the 6th inning!
But I’m sure Chrissy won’t go to bed a loser and will miraculously win it all back playing Baccy!
# Prop Life Baby!
Not to worry, he won it ALL back on the Yankees...Quote:
Pickleball: If Chrissy has been betting on the Dodgers after the All-Star break, he has lost his ass, as usual. Martingale the Reds would be a good strategy. Bahahaha
He Proved and Documented this by showing the picture below in a Cheap Yankees hoodie giving a deer in the headlights expression like he's ready to take a Big Load to the Face from Bryan Ockert's Hog Penis!
so the #1 sports bettor in the world ranges his bets from 5,000 to 175,000. um-ok.
You mean they don't hover over an Empty Sports book at 10 AM with NO SPORTS BET SLIPS or MONEY and make another "Hurr hurr Don't Quit Folks, Like all my Idiot Chums Quit on Me!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
Sounds like another Mass Exodus of Chums following a BIG LOSS from the Masturbating Midget!
Did Nam Douche or Branko finally jump off the sinking ship known as the S.S. Squirtstopher?
Also, LOL at Chrissy claiming to never Quit ***ROLL FOOTAGE OF EVERY TIME CHRISSY QUIT TABLE GAMES AND SPORTS BETTING***
This can be looked up. Didn't we already check this back in 2021?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
Regardless, if he got it back then, he clearly chunked it all off a long time ago. Chrissy has no ability to save money. His dream is to bet big like the "rich people", so he ups his bets when his bankroll grows, and you know where that always leaves him.
My guess is that he survives via combo of the following:
1) BOL affiliate money. Some chums who signed up previously might still be playing (and losing), and they don't even realize Chrissy is getting 35% of those losses. So even if they wrote him off ages ago, Chrissy is still profiting from them. "Several income streams", folks! Just like the rich people do it!
2) Continued victimizing of past suckers. He probably emails those who are still on speaking terms with him with "great deals" and "big offers" to buy his sports picks or to partner with him where they put up the money and he makes the picks.
3) Big Daddy Foster. If all else fails, Stace can beg Daddy for money, with promises of more visits to Ohio if he can just float them another loan.
I'm guessing the trips involve money he luckboxed into from a few sportsbets hitting in a row, and he wants to feel rich.
He apparently can't even spring for a better "front row" baseball seat than way out there in the outfield. Maybe for the World Series you could excuse that, but a regular season game? Clearly the bloat isn't flush with cash.
I bet he got his lol Delta first class seat for like $500 and made Bubs and Stace sit in the back. Notice they weren't in the picture!
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Originally Posted by Dan DruffThis can be looked up. Didn't we already check this back in 2021?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
Regardless, if he got it back then, he clearly chunked it all off a long time ago. Chrissy has no ability to save money. His dream is to bet big like the "rich people", so he ups his bets when his bankroll grows, and you know where that always leaves him.
My guess is that he survives via combo of the following:
1) BOL affiliate money. Some chums who signed up previously might still be playing (and losing), and they don't even realize Chrissy is getting 35% of those losses. So even if they wrote him off ages ago, Chrissy is still profiting from them. "Several income streams", folks! Just like the rich people do it!
2) Continued victimizing of past suckers. He probably emails those who are still on speaking terms with him with "great deals" and "big offers" to buy his sports picks or to partner with him where they put up the money and he makes the picks.
3) Big Daddy Foster. If all else fails, Stace can beg Daddy for money, with promises of more visits to Ohio if he can just float them another loan.
I'm guessing the trips involve money he luckboxed into from a few sportsbets hitting in a row, and he wants to feel rich.
He apparently can't even spring for a better "front row" baseball seat than way out there in the outfield. Maybe for the World Series you could excuse that, but a regular season game? Clearly the bloat isn't flush with cash.
I bet he got his lol Delta first class seat for like $500 and made Bubs and Stace sit in the back. Notice they weren't in the picture!
the simple fact that he doesn't show his betting slips is all anyone needs to know.
It used to be divide his claims by 100, pretty sure its divide by 1000 these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffThis can be looked up. Didn't we already check this back in 2021?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
Regardless, if he got it back then, he clearly chunked it all off a long time ago. Chrissy has no ability to save money. His dream is to bet big like the "rich people", so he ups his bets when his bankroll grows, and you know where that always leaves him.
My guess is that he survives via combo of the following:
1) BOL affiliate money. Some chums who signed up previously might still be playing (and losing), and they don't even realize Chrissy is getting 35% of those losses. So even if they wrote him off ages ago, Chrissy is still profiting from them. "Several income streams", folks! Just like the rich people do it!
2) Continued victimizing of past suckers. He probably emails those who are still on speaking terms with him with "great deals" and "big offers" to buy his sports picks or to partner with him where they put up the money and he makes the picks.
3) Big Daddy Foster. If all else fails, Stace can beg Daddy for money, with promises of more visits to Ohio if he can just float them another loan.
I'm guessing the trips involve money he luckboxed into from a few sportsbets hitting in a row, and he wants to feel rich.
He apparently can't even spring for a better "front row" baseball seat than way out there in the outfield. Maybe for the World Series you could excuse that, but a regular season game? Clearly the bloat isn't flush with cash.
I bet he got his lol Delta first class seat for like $500 and made Bubs and Stace sit in the back. Notice they weren't in the picture!
Dont forget Chrissy used to do $10000 BFEs, that frommemory had a total of 1 woman purchasing which must have been disappointing for both of them
How come the Bloat hasn't rolled out his "Winning" Guaranteed, Super Duper Elite Masturbator Mind NFL picks for Week 1 yet???
Is he still staying up til 3 AM studying and pulling his pud over which QB makes more money in a day than he will in his entire pathetic life?
Or is he still having imaginary Phone calls with Tom Brady while pulling his pud thinking about Tom?
'Member when Chrissy allegedly laid out 10K on the Ravens at -500 odds and LOST to the Raiders???
HAHAHA, I 'MEMBER!!!
The Bloat is slowly dipping his toes in the water and testing it out to see if he can start soliciting new rubes from his Facebook Page. He is sweating bullets and hoping that no one from PFA turns him in after being banned.
Did he sign up for an affiliate deal with Draft Kings? If you are not aware, everyone of these online sportsbooks will let anyone become an affiliate who applies.
Check out his hash tags underneath his pitiful song and dance solicitation about learning from losing.
#gambling #sportsbetting #hardwork #dontquit #dreamsdocometrue
#don't quit is my favorite.
Look for Chrissy's new slogan in his future Bub's Reels, "This is hockey life, all day, everyday." Bahahahahaha
As you know, little NVB is being groomed for the NHL. Does this mean that the little squirt's home schooling consists of hockey, all day, everyday and nothing else, like first grade math?
I embedded the hockey video into Pickleball's post, so you can all play it now.
At the end you can see Bubs skating. The good news is that he skates well for a 6-year-old.
The bad news is that this is pointless. Obviously Bubs isn't going to make the NHL, so Chrissy and Stacy putting all this energy into this ridiculous dream is just going to make Bubs miserable.
Fortunately for Bubs, Chrissy will get bored of this (or will be too broke to keep paying for lessons), so it will end soon enough. I'm guessing that Big Daddy Foster paid for these lessons. Easy to get him to do that when the beneficiary of the spending is Bubs, rather than Chrissy. Grandparents tend to be generous.
How much is Bubs talking? I know we've heard him say a few words, but I believe the kid is 6 now. He should be able to hold full conversations.
Why is Bubs never playing with friends? Does he ever interact with other kids his age, or do you just drag him around as a prop for your scams, Chrissy?
On that note, Chrissy, how are you going to feel when Bubs gets old enough to realize that both parents are career scammers? He will realize it one day.
The point about Bubs always being by himself is notable. Hockey is a team sport…and if Bubs is going to pursue it he will have to learn to interact with others and work together with them. Chrissy’s whole mentality is that everyone else is dead broke and will drag you down from your dreams. How is that going to work when Bubs now has to bond with teammates and develop chemistry…mostly with kids whose parents actually have jobs (and thus are inferior in Chrissy’s ridiculous mind)?
If you watch the Parasailing video, SVB talks a fair amount. But he doesn't sound like a soon to be 6 year old should. He still talks like a baby and has speech impediment, likely due to his ADHD or another disability from birth. Sad really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
He is VERY scared and basically keeps his eyes closed and keeps asking Stacy questions during the parasailing excursion while his Masturbating Moron Father acts like it's the greatest thing ever and only a Millionaire could afford to do this...
Also, lol at Drew and Chrissy pushing their scam coaching at the same time.
Here's Drew showing how he became a "Natural" body builder at 18 years old, while Chrissy claims to be Dead Broke living in his car and Pulling his Pud for money to go eat at Burger King!
Ok boys and girls, time to start leaving those reviews!
Link on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/TURNING-PRO-L...s=books&sr=1-6
Does Drew really expect that people will believe a man his age has bulging, veiny muscles like that without the help of roids?
Those Mitchell boys really aim their bullshit at the dimmest of dim victims.
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Originally Posted by Pickleball
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
I just had to come out of hiding to respond to this because it's so fucking ridiculous.
The fact that he's actually paying for one-on-one hockey lessons for his 6-year-old with the plan of turning him into an NHL player is so ludicrous I don't even know where to start.
Here's the place where he's taking Bubs for training: https://702hockey.com/
I think you have to contact them directly to book one-on-one sessions so it's unclear how much it is but you can see that the price of booking one group session (max 10 kids) is $60/kid. I assume they're booking these private sessions during off-hours when the ice would be unused anyways (heaven forbid the child would go to a real school and learn something) so maybe they're paying $300 an hour.
I guarantee you, that private instructor is laughing his goddamn ass off all the way to the bank. He's stealing money from them because he knows very well that private lessons are a complete waste of time. What the fuck is he going to teach an autistic 6-year-old? In the clip, the instructor stick handles the puck with tight turns around cones and then rips a wrist shop top corner from the hash marks. That's not a drill for a 6-year-old. He needs fundamentals - balance, forward skating, backward skating, straight line puck possession, stopping, starting. All of that can be done in group sessions until the kid is around 10. Even then, private sessions would be overkill. The kid can't even really skate all that well. You can see it in a couple of the videos that Chrissy posted. He doesn't have good balance. He's stumbling around out there. He's far from a natural skater. I take my 4-year-old to a free public skate every Saturday at a local rink and I see many 6-year-olds who would skate circles around Bubs.
As Druff said, obviously Bubs isn't going to make the NHL. It's comical. Classic Chrissy. The most delusional man in the world. I'd argue it's more delusional than thinking you've "solved" roulette. But that's Chrissy's whole M.O. and a symptom of his MLM rise-n-grind cult mentality that he'll never shake: An unwavering belief that if you try hard enough you can do anything. He'll never learn. Some things are just not possible but he's incapable of understanding that. A very stupid man.
Personally, I hope he continues this ridiculousness with Bubs and the "NHL Dream." We get to watch this fiasco unfold in real time. Because eventually Bubs will show up at a real hockey competition and he's going to get absolutely humiliated. I'd say "humbled" but Chrissy is incapable of humility. He'll just blame Bubs' failure on someone or something else ("The coach was a dick"). And by the way, he looks like a total jagoff wearing an NHL jersey to his son's private hockey lesson. Nobody does that. Amateur hour. The people who run ELEV802 are having a good laugh over this dumbass.
Great stuff Shrink!
Just want to note there is a contact us form on the link Shrink posted for the hockey school. I’m sure they would love to hear about the previous exploits of the tool wearing the knockoff hockey jerseys at Bub’s lessons.
Chrissy estimating that he will be investing 720K into bub’s NHL career over the next 13 years. Shouldn’t it be more? I mean…Chrissy is such a good gambler and takes in 100K per month. He can get the 720K in just 7 months? Right? Why stop there?