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Chrissy could only dream of being as tall as Tom Cruise
@BedWetterBettor: Lol, He probably had a bunch of Gay Porn parodies including Top Cum...
Chrissy probably sent Cruise "stan" style letters in the early 2000s offering to do stunts for him in gay porn ala Chapelle's Haters joke.
What’s goin on Poker Fraud Alert family???
How many of you recall the tale of Jelly Belly Jeff Reed going from Dead Broke Truck Driver to making 40k a month thanks to Chrissy???
Well here’s his latest get rich quick scheme since apparently NOT becoming a millionaire following the Bloat!
Why would someone making 40k or even having 40-50k in profit be hawking cheap automation and spam subscription links for a measly $70???
Surely he’s still leaving $100 tips for employees at McDonald’s….
He must be making so much money that he needs those dead broke jealous haters to use a link to help him supplement all that income…oh Wait!
Hoser Extraordinaire Cheetos with some odd behavior this week.
He Deleted all those shitty videos on his Dupe Channel and is slowly putting them back up day by day!
Guess the little doofus couldn't keep up the charade of uploading the same 3 videos every week and trying to get cheap views for his cheap channel?
His original channel still exists, and appears as if he Hid all the old videos to avoid another YT strike. He unlocked a video from a year ago, but hasn't added or unlocked anything else.
Stay tuned you "Dead Broke 'aters oot derre!"
Speaking of Cheetos, Krustaford released a Chrissy Cheetos video tonight.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Hoser Extraordinaire Cheetos with some odd behavior this week.
He Deleted all those shitty videos on his Dupe Channel and is slowly putting them back up day by day!
Guess the little doofus couldn't keep up the charade of uploading the same 3 videos every week and trying to get cheap views for his cheap channel?
His original channel still exists, and appears as if he Hid all the old videos to avoid another YT strike. He unlocked a video from a year ago, but hasn't added or unlocked anything else.
Stay tuned you "Dead Broke 'aters oot derre!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghl0mIyMffs
Chrissy and family seem all in on Bubs making the NHL. They are in Boston so Bubs can try out for the Junior Bruins. If he makes it (not likely at age 5) I guess we will see them leave Vegas.
REEEEEEEEEEE The junior NHL BRuins recruitment process is rigggged REEEEEEEEEEEEQuote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
This will be after Chrissy rents an apartment for a year that didnt look like he had space for NVB but did have space for a webcam setup so Chrissy could spank and bank.
Mr. Shrimp Boat Captain is in awe about the yachts in Boston, and according to him the size of the yacht determines your wealth all the way up to Fuck You Money and wipe your ass with hundos all day long... too bad Mr. Millionaire/Shrimpin Boat Captain cant even afford a 17 foot Bayliner open bow to take the fam to the local lake (Lake Mead)... i guess this just shows where he stands in the "millionaire club"....
also he proves he is staying on a water front suite by filming from the harbor... lol...
https://www.save-free.com/cdn/https:...gw&oe=6899B74E
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Originally Posted by zealanddonkREEEEEEEEEEE The junior NHL BRuins recruitment process is rigggged REEEEEEEEEEEEQuote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
This will be after Chrissy rents an apartment for a year that didnt look like he had space for NVB but did have space for a webcam setup so Chrissy could spank and bank.
How old is NVB now? Is he 6 years old yet? Maybe Bubs could tryout for the girls only team for five to nine year olds? As usual, The Bloat is lying through his teeth. There are hockey camps all over the Boston area but they are not specifically aligned with the Boston Bruins. I would think that the east coast boys including the Canadians, could put an ass whooping on poor little Las Vegas Bubs.
As usual, The Bloat with his legs spread wide open while Bubs has his hand held by Stacy and his leg held by Chrissy. Stacy looks like she has been eating her meals with Snype's girlfriend MacKenzie.
Welp, thats NVB fucked, can he do anything independently?Quote:
Originally Posted by PickleballQuote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
How old is NVB now? Is he 6 years old yet? Maybe Bubs could tryout for the girls only team for five to nine year olds? As usual, The Bloat is lying through his teeth. There are hockey camps all over the Boston area but they are not specifically aligned with the Boston Bruins. I would think that the east coast boys including the Canadians, could put an ass whooping on poor little Las Vegas Bubs.
If his dad was as rich as he claims, he could sponsor a team and get his son private lessons. #BROKELIFEBABYQuote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkWelp, thats NVB fucked, can he do anything independently?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pickleball
How old is NVB now? Is he 6 years old yet? Maybe Bubs could tryout for the girls only team for five to nine year olds? As usual, The Bloat is lying through his teeth. There are hockey camps all over the Boston area but they are not specifically aligned with the Boston Bruins. I would think that the east coast boys including the Canadians, could put an ass whooping on poor little Las Vegas Bubs.
Those parasailing activities aren't very safe, and there's accidents all the time.
Now, if two adults want to take the risk and do it, by all means have at it. But it's irresponsible to bring your little child up there.
Chrissy's only real hope at this stage is an insurance payout or a lawsuit payday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Squirty and the Props were at the Red Sox game yesterday, sitting in those obstructed view seats way out in Fenway!
If only there was a Box that had LUXURY items where REAL RICH PEOPLE could sit???
Documentation Beats Masturbation!
Kind of ironic that Snape is in Vegas currently while Chrissy is in New England, almost as if they're Trading Places!
Squirtstopher says he is heading down to Cape Cod, I'm guessing that's the Cod in MASS and Not NJ!
Too bad Chrissy is too broke and too much of a pussy to come down to AC, where I may just be spending my weekend!
He had to get a rental car instead of putting miles on the Leased Caddy SUV!
At least NVB doesn’t wear those oversized head phones to block out human beings around him!
#Broke Life Baby!
His "front row" obsession is hilarious.
Such a fake rich guy thing to do.
At some point, Chrissy heard that the "rich people" sit in the front row at sporting events, possibly inspired by seeing Jack Nicholson perpetually lodged in the courtside seats at the Lakers games.
This made Chrissy believe that a front row seat is a status symbol, no matter how shitty the location. The dolt is too stupid to realize that people with money far prefer good location non-front-row seats than shitty seats in the front row. Of course, the price of the shit front row seats is also fairly low (though still often poor value), so Chrissy gets the bonus of feeling rich while actually being poor, which is pretty much his entire lifestyle.
You’re forgetting, DD, you’re talking about parents who gives their 3 year old a plastic bag as a toy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
The Second he Sat Down Folks... the Second he Sat Down!!!
Hurr Hurr Casinos Cheat!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibbr-ANdzeg
our favorite fake fraud buddy has more proof that he is the #1 gambler and gambling consultant in the whole world by posting a pic of a baseball game final score... lol lmao... note what he says in the comments on right hand side of the pic... this is from instagram
This is from a live stream from The On Tilt Boys. Check the 2:17 marker and the 17:45 marker for some good laughs. While not as insane as Brettski's Martingale rinsing, it is still pretty funny. Nick has $1000.00 in Free Play from the El Cortez. The El Cortez takes care of their favorite You Tube gambling degens that not only lose their money but bring them new business from their subscribers.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI7bBQ6fDOc
Has anyone noticed that the fake millionaire is using wired ear pods? Even wireless Apple knockoffs are really inexpensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Yes, but I have to defend him on this one. I also use wired headphones, even though I'm not a scammer, nor do I sit in the front row in far left field, nor have I been in gay porn, nor have I ever let a trucker suck my dick in the back of his vehicle.Quote:
Originally Posted by PickleballHas anyone noticed that the fake millionaire is using wired ear pods? Even wireless Apple knockoffs are really inexpensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
I just don't want airpods because it's another expensive device to potentially lose, break, or forget to charge. I like the simplicity of wired headphones. Besides, I got used to this in the 1980s Sony Walkman days!
I wish I could see all of Chrissy's "first class" seat.
There are many forms of "first class" nowadays on US airlines. Strangely enough, most of what is called "first class" these days is shit, and much of what they call "business class" is much better -- even though it used to be reversed. There's usually economy, economy plus, and business/first.
The worst of the business/first seats are just wider and have more legroom, and they serve you a shitty meal, but that's pretty much it.
Then there's lie-flat business class where your seat lies all the way back like a bed, though it's not that long (so unfortunately I can't lie completely flat, because I'm too tall -- a problem Chrissy wouldn't have!)
Then there's the lie-flat "pod" type business class seats, where you get what looks like a little cubicle. This is known as "Polaris" on United, and "Flagship" on American.
The worst of the business/first seats can usually be had pretty cheaply. When I flew LA-Vegas in June, I paid about $60 more for those type of seats compared to economy plus, and I got free baggage, so it was almost no additional cost.
I bet Chrissy got some kind of cheap deal (or used airline miles) to get these seats, and now he's trying to show off like he's a rich guy.
Obv he didn't bet $25k. Documentation beats masturbation!!!
Nah, the real reason he has the old school headphones is so he can stage his next fake Photo from a "Hospital" to beg for sympathy money from Branko and Nam Douche!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffYes, but I have to defend him on this one. I also use wired headphones, even though I'm not a scammer, nor do I sit in the front row in far left field, nor have I been in gay porn, nor have I ever let a trucker suck my dick in the back of his vehicle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pickleball
I just don't want airpods because it's another expensive device to potentially lose, break, or forget to charge. I like the simplicity of wired headphones. Besides, I got used to this in the 1980s Sony Walkman days!
See Below:
Speaking of Fakers...
'Ollaaaaa At Ya Boyeeeee!'
Cheetos basically admitting here that he's copying Chrissy for affiliate money and YT revenue!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61564268512211
FRAUD LIFE BABY!
Evening Folks
The “first” class food gave me a chortle 🤭
As someone who used to travel regularly business class with my J.O.B before I retired this is defo not the way it’s presented.
Even in business class you would have a choice of 3/4 starters and mains which would be served separately with cutlery napkins etc, same with first class just with better food wines and champagne, certainly not just a can of Diet Coke plonked on the fold down table seat with all the courses at the same time 😂
That was bleacher (one of your words that I have brought into my vocabulary) class or lower if there is one ☝️
He really is a total arsewipe
#️⃣ Free rickets knees bubs
Now I know where Chrissy got the idea for staging Hospital photos, good old Papa Keith has been using the 'Sympathy on Simps' FB post tactic for years!
Even got Stewman to Simp for him, lol!
Only Craft is a REAL millionaire and can afford a real hospital, whereas Chrissy was getting treated in some back alley while 4 dudes wearing towels stood over him!
Here's Chrissy 1st Trip in 1st Class...
First Class Big Loads to the Face!!!
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Anyone else find it amazing that Snype (Fam) gets so much more engagement on IG than Chrissy does? I mean…Chrissy has 376,000 legit followers. Doesn’t be? :-)
My son, who thinks the Christopher Mitchell exploits are hilarious, made a discovery today.
He asked the same question I did. "What kind of first class seat is that?"
My son caught the little Delta logo in the corner, and we then went searching on the web and found the truth.
Here again is Chrissy's seat. Notice the red Delta logo in the corner near his fat head:
On Delta, there are three kinds of first class. There's "Delta One" cubicles, the premium product, which looks like this:
https://www.nerdwallet.com/assets/bl...7-1440x960.jpg
That's obviously NOT what Chrissy had. Next in the hierarchy there is Delta One lie-flat. Those seats don't have a cubicle, but they do lie flat, even though it doesn't look like it from this picture:
https://www.nerdwallet.com/assets/bl...2-1440x960.jpg
Again, that's NOT what Chirssy had.
So what did he get? Chrissy got the bottom-tier "first class", and he got it on the terrible A321neo plane, which is known to be cramped and have low ceilings.
https://www.nerdwallet.com/assets/bl...r2-770x557.jpg
A full discussion of all of this can be had on "Nerdwallet": https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/t...-and-delta-one
Here's their description of Chrissy's crappy "first class" seat:
Quote:
Delta first class seats offer up to eight inches of additional leg room (when compared with economy class) and up to a 5.4-inch recline. On some flights, pillows and blankets are available.
LOL!!!!
Poor Chrissy wasn't even guaranteed a pillow or blanket! Sad!
I hope he enjoyed the 8 inches of additional legroom (which he clearly doesn't need), and the whopping 5.4 inch recline.
NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR THE BLOAT!
Rep miss-fire:
Don’t worry. Chrissy will be in the cube seats soon. Those are typically found only on long international flights…and we know the Chrissy and Stacy have “traveled the world” so many times (all zero of them).
I guess to his defense though…you can only get whatever kind of first class seat is available on the flight that goes where you are trying to go. With smaller planes flying longer distances now that may have been the only type of plane that goes from Boston to Vegas.
Surprised it was Delta and not Spirit he was on.
Another banger from Brettski, lol!
I'm betting this is how Chrissy goes to every Slot machine playing spin after spin until he gets usable footage and then goes "HURR HURR I just hit another slot jackpot after putting a single $100 bill in it!"
"Even though I haven't posted a Slot jackpot in 2 years, I do this all the time folks! God's Honest Truth, here's me smiling like an idiot in front of a slot machine and no way proves I donked off thousands just for this photo!?!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxgB8OwDO38
#COLT LIFE BABY
I still cannot figure out how The Bloat has any money coming in besides a few bucks here and there off of his BOL Affiliate account and a few stragglers clinging onto his Inner Circle sham? I am not buying into the theory that old man Foster keeps lending Bozo more and more money. Even Mr. Foster would slam his brakes on loans that are non-collectable. Daughter and grandson or not, pops isn't going to get a second mortgage to keep his worthless black sheep, son in law, Chrissy solvent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffMy son, who thinks the Christopher Mitchell exploits are hilarious, made a discovery today.
He asked the same question I did. "What kind of first class seat is that?"
My son caught the little Delta logo in the corner, and we then went searching on the web and found the truth.
Here again is Chrissy's seat. Notice the red Delta logo in the corner near his fat head:
On Delta, there are three kinds of first class. There's "Delta One" cubicles, the premium product, which looks like this:
https://www.nerdwallet.com/assets/bl...7-1440x960.jpg
That's obviously NOT what Chrissy had. Next in the hierarchy there is Delta One lie-flat. Those seats don't have a cubicle, but they do lie flat, even though it doesn't look like it from this picture:
https://www.nerdwallet.com/assets/bl...2-1440x960.jpg
Again, that's NOT what Chirssy had.
So what did he get? Chrissy got the bottom-tier "first class", and he got it on the terrible A321neo plane, which is known to be cramped and have low ceilings.
https://www.nerdwallet.com/assets/bl...r2-770x557.jpg
A full discussion of all of this can be had on "Nerdwallet": https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/t...-and-delta-one
Here's their description of Chrissy's crappy "first class" seat:
Quote:
Delta first class seats offer up to eight inches of additional leg room (when compared with economy class) and up to a 5.4-inch recline. On some flights, pillows and blankets are available.
LOL!!!!
Poor Chrissy wasn't even guaranteed a pillow or blanket! Sad!
I hope he enjoyed the 8 inches of additional legroom (which he clearly doesn't need), and the whopping 5.4 inch recline.
NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR THE BLOAT!
How is Chrissy generating enough money to pay the rent, pay his monthly car note, pay for the cheapest state required liability auto insurance, buy food and still have money left over for traveling to a local gas station, let alone his road trips?
I admit it, I am baffled af.
My theory: degenerate gamblers go on a roll sometimes. He got hot on baccy or spinny (certainly not sports betting). Of course, it won't last, because of math and probability.Quote:
Originally Posted by PickleballI still cannot figure out how The Bloat has any money coming in besides a few bucks here and there off of his BOL Affiliate account and a few stragglers clinging onto his Inner Circle sham? I am not buying into the theory that old man Foster keeps lending Bozo more and more money. Even Mr. Foster would slam his brakes on loans that are non-collectable. Daughter and grandson or not, pops isn't going to get a second mortgage to keep the worthless black sheep Chrissy solvent. How is Chrissy generating enough money to pay the rent, his monthly car note, his minimum limits, state required liability auto insurance and his grocery shopping and road trips?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffMy son, who thinks the Christopher Mitchell exploits are hilarious, made a discovery today.
He asked the same question I did. "What kind of first class seat is that?"
My son caught the little Delta logo in the corner, and we then went searching on the web and found the truth.
Here again is Chrissy's seat. Notice the red Delta logo in the corner near his fat head:
On Delta, there are three kinds of first class. There's "Delta One" cubicles, the premium product, which looks like this:
https://www.nerdwallet.com/assets/bl...7-1440x960.jpg
That's obviously NOT what Chrissy had. Next in the hierarchy there is Delta One lie-flat. Those seats don't have a cubicle, but they do lie flat, even though it doesn't look like it from this picture:
https://www.nerdwallet.com/assets/bl...2-1440x960.jpg
Again, that's NOT what Chirssy had.
So what did he get? Chrissy got the bottom-tier "first class", and he got it on the terrible A321neo plane, which is known to be cramped and have low ceilings.
https://www.nerdwallet.com/assets/bl...r2-770x557.jpg
A full discussion of all of this can be had on "Nerdwallet": https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/t...-and-delta-one
Here's their description of Chrissy's crappy "first class" seat:
LOL!!!!
Poor Chrissy wasn't even guaranteed a pillow or blanket! Sad!
I hope he enjoyed the 8 inches of additional legroom (which he clearly doesn't need), and the whopping 5.4 inch recline.
NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR THE BLOAT!
I admit it, I am baffled af.
My guess is the C is getting disability checks and they are getting money for Bubs being “autistic” as well. It isn’t hard to get a doctor to approve the paperwork for both and if needed, Chrissy found a closeted Dr, took care of him and he signed the papers. “Hey Doc, you ever see Minuteman Loads #7?”
Unfortunately America is filled with grifters living off the system and the Mitchell’s are prime examples.
Chrissy only needs a few chums club members to pay his absolute minimum bills.
A couple of lucky days here and there and he has money to splash around.
Also, if he isnt getting government money per Boz, he is ubering or similar, and Stace is almost definitely back to work.
Precisely, you can pretty much bank on Nam Douche, Branko, Fatalie Young and Steven Keyser Soze donating 1K a month plus their BOL losses which is the 4K a month Chrissy needs for rent.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
The rest is probably from the proceeds of his seldom winning bets and rare slot jackpots and as I stated above, he has a Masturr Card which he clearly Maxed out 2 years ago and likely paid off this year. So they would potentially extend his credit line by several thousand dollars and he just maxes it out again and again!
The Bank of Foster has likely ran out, but never fear, Chrissy can always go beg his biological Dad for Money like Drew probably does!