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BRANKO ON DAY ONE OF FOLLOWING CHRISSY!
BRANKO ON DAY TWO OF COPYING CHRISSY
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
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Remember Folks, it's not too late to get QUALITY NHL playoff Picks like this from the Bloat!!!
NHL IS RIGGED HURR DURR
BRANKO ON DAY ONE OF FOLLOWING CHRISSY!
BRANKO ON DAY TWO OF COPYING CHRISSY
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
i member when he said he used to iron his 100 dollar bills. turns out it was just an excuse for why they were fake and just printed.
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Originally Posted by Tellafriend
Makes sense since he clearly doesn't iron those Cheap, No Name jerseys or those old suits that no longer fit the little lard ass!
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorRemember Folks, it's not too late to get QUALITY NHL playoff Picks like this from the Bloat!!!
NHL IS RIGGED HURR DURR
BRANKO ON DAY ONE OF FOLLOWING CHRISSY!
BRANKO ON DAY TWO OF COPYING CHRISSY
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
Other Chrissy wisdom
"Hurr hurr All casinos cheat but I can still beat them hurr hurr"
"Hurr hurr online gambling is rigged hurr hurr"
"Hurr hurr I'm going to form a group of gamblers and we are going to travel the world beating casinos hurr hurr"
If anyone's child is ever thinking of dropping out of school and jamming drugs into their arse, just get them to watch some of Chrissy's videos.....
Dodgers are world champs. Panthers are killing it. I’ll give Lil’ Squirty $100 if he posts that the Niners suck, and have no chance to make the Super Bowl.
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Originally Posted by Jayjami
He’s still licking his asshole to get the taste out of his mouth from the alleged 10k loss on the Ravens vs the Raiders!
Oh yea, Hurr hurr hurr Panthers are DONE!!!
BLOAT LIFE BABY??!?!
Hurr, hurr, hurr, Panthers suck.
christophermitchellthegoat.com was his website, right?
If so, it's been hacked or taken over in some way. It now attempts to lead you to run some "verification" software which installs a virus on your computer.
Zero chance that a dumbshit like Chrissy could be behind such a thing, so clearly it's some foreign entity which took over the site.
He couldn't afford to pay the yearly fee for that URL and likely let it go!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
His thrivecart free website is still up and running and all the photos and links are his. So no luck he was hacked and it is likely a cloned site or someone bought the URL after Chrissy couldn't afford it!
Lol, Bird Brain is now reduced to playing Carnival Games online for Play Money, hahahaha!
Why would an "Elite" Gambler be playing such Negative Expectation games for fake money? Shouldn't he be killing it at Roulette and Baccy?
Or did he realize nobody gives a Fuck about boring games like Keno and his shitty YT channel revenue is all he has after his recent trip to the Phillipines and being fleeced by his Male Order Bride again?
# BIRD LIFE BABY
Pretty soon, he'll be back to playing Shoot the Big Load in Chrissy's Fat Arse Hole!!!Quote:
1dollarboxcar: i seen the other day he was playing some craps, using a ladder system, following the winner on the pass line and don't pass line....
1dollarboxcar: i seen the other day he was playing some craps, using a ladder system, following the winner on the pass line and don't pass line..
NVB probably knows a lot about the "dont pass" line, like father like son.
I still remember Bird talking to me in Twitter DM.
No getting through to him.
The guy had rocks in his head.
So is Chrissy gonna make a "Boat Load" on the Oilers or a BIG LOAD on Sugar Daddy Schulkins?
Wonder which Bandwagon Chrissy is gonna jump on if we have a repeat of LAST Year's Cup Finals?
"Hurr hurr Panthers are DONE, I met Connor McDavid in a Dark Alley and he gave me $50 for a rim job!?!?"
So is Sugar Daddy Schulkins the GOAT now???
Feel free to congratulate Mikey on his AMAZING prediction, perhaps the 1 or 2 idiots still in the Chums club may want to hire Schulkins for his Winning Sports picks!
"Hurr hurr hurr I'm thinking the Finals will be in Washington, Tampa, Dallas or Winnipeg!"
Lol, Chrissy the Dipshit goes 0 for 4 with his NHL playoff choices, Good Call Squirtstopher... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hurr hurr, its about profit not win percentages [except when it isnt].Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorSo is Sugar Daddy Schulkins the GOAT now???
Feel free to congratulate Mikey on his AMAZING prediction, perhaps the 1 or 2 idiots still in the Chums club may want to hire Schulkins for his Winning Sports picks!
"Hurr hurr hurr I'm thinking the Finals will be in Washington, Tampa, Dallas or Winnipeg!"
Lol, Chrissy the Dipshit goes 0 for 4 with his NHL playoff choices, Good Call Squirtstopher... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
If Chrissy would have just bet on a Florida Hockey team to win it all for the past 6 years, he would have had a 60% Win Rate since he "decided" to become a "Professional Guesser... errr Gambler"!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkHurr hurr, its about profit not win percentages [except when it isnt].Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorSo is Sugar Daddy Schulkins the GOAT now???
Feel free to congratulate Mikey on his AMAZING prediction, perhaps the 1 or 2 idiots still in the Chums club may want to hire Schulkins for his Winning Sports picks!
"Hurr hurr hurr I'm thinking the Finals will be in Washington, Tampa, Dallas or Winnipeg!"
Lol, Chrissy the Dipshit goes 0 for 4 with his NHL playoff choices, Good Call Squirtstopher... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You'd think the #1 Sports Bettor in the World would have been able to pick on this obvious TREND???
I bet Chrissy is sitting in his Rented Summerlin Bunker in the Affinity Condo Complex right now, crying like a Little Girl from Tampa!!!
Fair point. But I think he's become addicted to the Vegas life style, hence he ran back in less than 2 years after leaving!Quote:
TheRivers: Assuming he’s even still in Vegas that is. His scam is clearly over so no reason to stay out there.
Plus he has to post nonsense on his 2nd Purple Shirt FB account for the 2 or 3 idiots paying him like Nam Douche and Steven Keyser Soze!
It wouldn't look too enticing to stay in the Chum's Club if every post was in some Podunk town like Butte, MT with Chrissy saying "Folks I'm living the Goat Life here at the World's Biggest Museum of Mining in Butte! For $999 you can stick in my Butte hurr hurr"
Odds we see any pictures of Chrissy in Miami next week?
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Originally Posted by The Boz
Without a Real ID, little Squirty won't be able to fly in the US seeing as he has no Passport!
I'm betting his Sugar Daddy Schulkins will likely be there, seeing as he actually has money and is successful!
But that wasn't always the case! Here he is holding up Prop Money and partying with another Gay, Has Been Midget who had 15 minutes of fame on screen... Buuuuudddddy!?!
Schulkins went from Sippin Crys with Pauly to Sippin Piss with Kyle Prescott!
Chrissy should sign-up for the casino link noted on this video.
If he does, the person that owns the channel will make money off of Chrissy's losses.
Anyone know if Vanessa is AI created or a real human? Her hands and arms movements seem to indicate AI.
Maybe Chrissy watched this video already and posted this comment. Personally I think it was a Nigerian prince.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57wLH1K66y8
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Originally Posted by PickleballChrissy should sign-up for the casino link noted on this video.
If he does, the person that owns the channel will make money off of Chrissy's losses.
Anyone know if Vanessa is AI created or a real human? Her hands and arms movements seem to indicate AI.
Maybe Chrissy watched this video already and posted this comment. Personally I think it was a Nigerian prince.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57wLH1K66y8
Whjats scary money?
I assume its some typo of scared money.
Also, for BWB, any updates from Drew, he might know where Chrissy is hiding.
@ZD
Drew’s doing some lame videos from his car and playing T-Ball with his kid!
Much like Chrissy he sucks at doing both!
No word on the Masturbating Midget, probably lost his ass betting against the Panthers and is likely betting his last Pennies on the oilers!
So does Bubs have a passport or is Chrissy leaving him and Cooch home when he leaves for Edmonton tomorrow or Wednesday? The cheapest flight this week is around $1300 RT from Vegas so I’m assuming it’s just him.
Yea, I know, he won’t be there.
Just a Reminder folks! Game 1 features a team that was "DONE" 8 weeks ago according to Summerlin Squirter!
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Shoutout to ZD, 1DBC, Pickleball and Boz... the REAL Goats!
"Hurr hurr, the last two people in my chums club know when I phrase it like that I'm using subliminal messages from scripts I wrote 6 months ago to bet the other way, hurr hurr"
Chrissy probably is still writing those scrpts in case one day he gets tiktok or whatever goofy ass platform to appear on.
The scam must be over as he isn’t even trying on Instagram other than a shitty link that no one is signing up for.
One would think with 377,000 followers he would be trying to scam some of them. Oh wait, it’s 376,500 paid bots.
I do wonder what scam he is running now, other than the government disability scam they have been running for years. With Bubs being a retard, I’m sure he’s contributing to the income now.
Fuck you Chrissy!
I wouldn't say it's necessarily OVER, but probably just slow rolling at this point.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
He keeps sporadically and slowly adding friends on his Dupe FB account, so he needs this source for some reason.
My guess is to run the FB chums group and giving Shitty picks like "Hurr durr the Panthers are done, Bet on Edmonton folks! Look what happened last year derrrrp!?!"
I doubt all 24 friends are paying Chums, but he is certainly trying to recruit them through FB and if even ONE of those 12 extra idiots signs up, it's another $999 for the Colt Dolt!
I'm legit surprised he's been silent for 5 months.
Either he has a few whales he's privately been scamming and bleeding, or he's gotten depressed and given up, and is now subsisting on the largesse of Big Daddy Foster.
I can tell you that Chrissy did indicate to someone I know that he was very demoralized after losing his Facebook page. I just didn't expect this to last so long.
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Chrissy will just reuse the old "I was going to kill myself but God told me a spiffy poem and here it is" trick
Does he even post on the purple shirt FB account? Or is it inactive?
Some scammer handicapping service has stolen one of Chrissy’s iconic lines.
Bahahaha
3-days ago he placed his faith and money on the Oilers…
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Originally Posted by donkey
The bathrobe is a super secret subliminal message that he'll be losing, then crusing for gay sex
that's a Cheetos dupe account pretending to be CM, that bit.ly does take you to betonline but it has Cheetos affiliate id# at the end of the url...affid=106020 , that's Cheetos...Quote:
Originally Posted by donkey
Cm's affilliate id with betonline is, affid=105548
still good work though... looks like Cheetos is trying to slop up some commission again... having people bet/sign up through his link while pretending to be Krissy... another little worm...
Uh oh, looks like Squirtstopher won't be able to fly "First Class" on Spirit for Game 2 of the Cup Finals!?!?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...d5c00dfc&ei=13
Maybe he can get that Private Jet he flew in one time 3 years ago with Ryan Screwman and the other scammers at Apex???
Stewman 2024 - " I have no idea who Chrissy Mitchell is? He looks like some guy named Kyle who Got on my Private Jet ONCE, Dropped his pants and Pulled his Pud for 6 hours straight!?!?"
#FRAUD LIFE BABY!
lol, Panthers are DONE…
For 99 cents a day, you Sugar Daddies out there can make Chrissy YOUR personal slave!
Why couldn't this be about Chrissy and his "wife"???
Why do innocent people Die while scumbags like The Mitchell's's's's continue to live and Scam others for a living?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsgfJchwnCQ
Suspect seen below, a Bald Midget wearing a Baseball Cap and Sun Glasses.
Sadly, it's not the Summerlin Squirter as the Suspect can actually grow proper facial hair and Chrissy has to Dye his patchy stubble to even look remotely like a Beard!
Back to our regularly scheduled programming folks!
Lol at Squirtle following Sugar Daddy Schulkins like the Lap Dog he is!
"Hurr hurr 17k in 2 days, that's Colt Life Cash!?!?"
Funny, the little Masturbator hasn't shown those monthly updates of "I made 111,111.11 this month folks! I documented it here by typing it on Facebook!?!?"
And wouldn't 17k every 2 days equal OVER 255K a month??? According to Schulkins it's barely over 500k in TWELVE months? Guess he must have learned 1st Grade math from Chrissy during those Salad Tossing Sessions in Vegas 3 years ago when David Velasquez filmed them being Gay 4 Pay!
Even Chrissy can't LIE about making that much since he's too broke to go Game 3 of the Cup Finals or ANY Playoff game for that matter!
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
Hurr hurr Twink-weasel Schulkins has a j.o.b hurr hurr.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorBack to our regularly scheduled programming folks!
Lol at Squirtle following Sugar Daddy Schulkins like the Lap Dog he is!
"Hurr hurr 17k in 2 days, that's Colt Life Cash!?!?"
Funny, the little Masturbator hasn't shown those monthly updates of "I made 111,111.11 this month folks! I documented it here by typing it on Facebook!?!?"
And wouldn't 17k every 2 days equal OVER 255K a month??? According to Schulkins it's barely over 500k in TWELVE months? Guess he must have learned 1st Grade math from Chrissy during those Salad Tossing Sessions in Vegas 3 years ago when David Velasquez filmed them being Gay 4 Pay!
Even Chrissy can't LIE about making that much since he's too broke to go Game 3 of the Cup Finals or ANY Playoff game for that matter!
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
As you have pointed out, Chrissy would give his butthole to make that sort of money just once a month.