No, he had maybe $1800 in chipsQuote:
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Originally Posted by Locnguyun
but did you see the $100,000 in cash he always brings with him every time he goes to the casino?
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No, he had maybe $1800 in chipsQuote:
Originally Posted by TellafriendQuote:
Originally Posted by Locnguyun
but did you see the $100,000 in cash he always brings with him every time he goes to the casino?
Arrrrrright everybody, I wasn't gonna post this because it involves a kid. But the latest Shenanigans from the Jones family kind of have me at a loss for words.
Here's Zach and Britt Jones, former Chrissy Suck Ups and Choctaw winners of $260(lol), literally BEGGING for Lunch Money from people and using their new born daughter's photo to solicit Gift Cards and Donations!
Now IF they were asking for money for Formula, Diapers, Meds, Clothes, etc. for the BABY, I would have Zero problem with this as anyone with kids can attest to how expensive it can be.
But no, the two Lazy fucks are literally begging for Gift Cards to Chipotle, Chick Fil A and Texas Roadhouse. Ya know all foods a new born baby will partake in?!?!?
And even if their Church or that Brianna Fowler lady set it up, they don't have to promote it on Facebook and COULD just keep it on the DL, but no typical privileged little shits like them have to milk it for all it's worth!
https://www.mealtrain.com/trains/e6n..._HIKBgbBCRN7RQ
Looks like Zach hasn't changed one bit. Still a lazy, entitled, piece of White Trash that thinks people should just GIVE him money instead of going out there and WORKING HARD for it!!! I'd almost have respect for him if he worked at Walmart or at worst, asked his Rich Daddy Kinty for the money to hold them over.
Maybe Zach should have Trusted the process of Using a Condom or Birth Control before getting himself in over his head???
Sorry if anyone is offended by this post, but quite frankly I don't give a shit! When two lazy, privileged dipshits like this try to use social media and their new born kid to pay for THEIR own meals while they post photos and videos show how "successful and Happy" they are, it just doesn't sit well with me!
Super embarrassing to start a Gofundme so you can eat at Texas Roadhouse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR_Yqn1D00w
Good that most of it is either already in meals, or as gift cards, makes me think ol Zachy has gone balls deep into some other stupid scheme.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorArrrrrright everybody, I wasn't gonna post this because it involves a kid. But the latest Shenanigans from the Jones family kind of have me at a loss for words.
Here's Zach and Britt Jones, former Chrissy Suck Ups and Choctaw winners of $260(lol), literally BEGGING for Lunch Money from people and using their new born daughter's photo to solicit Gift Cards and Donations!
Now IF they were asking for money for Formula, Diapers, Meds, Clothes, etc. for the BABY, I would have Zero problem with this as anyone with kids can attest to how expensive it can be.
But no, the two Lazy fucks are literally begging for Gift Cards to Chipotle, Chick Fil A and Texas Roadhouse. Ya know all foods a new born baby will partake in?!?!?
And even if their Church or that Brianna Fowler lady set it up, they don't have to promote it on Facebook and COULD just keep it on the DL, but no typical privileged little shits like them have to milk it for all it's worth!
https://www.mealtrain.com/trains/e6n..._HIKBgbBCRN7RQ
Looks like Zach hasn't changed one bit. Still a lazy, entitled, piece of White Trash that thinks people should just GIVE him money instead of going out there and WORKING HARD for it!!! I'd almost have respect for him if he worked at Walmart or at worst, asked his Rich Daddy Kinty for the money to hold them over.
Maybe Zach should have Trusted the process of Using a Condom or Birth Control before getting himself in over his head???
Sorry if anyone is offended by this post, but quite frankly I don't give a shit! When two lazy, privileged dipshits like this try to use social media and their new born kid to pay for THEIR own meals while they post photos and videos show how "successful and Happy" they are, it just doesn't sit well with me!
"Hurr hurr, if only I had $1000 I could buy some Tesla shares and we'll be rich, hurr hurr".
And fuck me, $660/$1000 already given, Chrissy's lesson on finding golden geese was not lost on Zachy at all.
Remember when Chrissy was proclaiming that his Dinner Bill isn't less than $1000? Wonder if Zach asked Chrissy to FAST and skip just ONE meal to help him make the goal?Quote:
And fuck me, $660/$1000 already given, Chrissy's lesson on finding golden geese was not lost on Zachy at all.
To No Surprise of course, Chrissy, Stacy, Brandon, Justin Kyle Nieves, Bird Brain, Branko, Nam Douche and all the other Millionaires from the Chums Club haven't donated One Cent! Wonder Why??
Not even Papa Keith Craft(an actual Millionaire) has bothered sending some Old Unused Gift Cards to help Keeping up with the Jones's's???
Looks like Zach was eating just fine not long ago??? Hmmmm??
Pretty sure Chrissy said to stay away from losers [like Zachy] which he probablygot from Keithy and Ryan [when they both shitcanned Chrissy for being a loser. Its the circle of life]Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorRemember when Chrissy was proclaiming that his Dinner Bill isn't less than $1000? Wonder if Zach asked Chrissy to FAST and skip just ONE meal to help him make the goal?Quote:
And fuck me, $660/$1000 already given, Chrissy's lesson on finding golden geese was not lost on Zachy at all.
To No Surprise of course, Chrissy, Stacy, Brandon, Justin Kyle Nieves, Bird Brain, Branko, Nam Douche and all the other Millionaires from the Chums Club haven't donated One Cent! Wonder Why??
Not even Papa Keith Craft(an actual Millionaire) has bothered sending some Old Unused Gift Cards to help Keeping up with the Jones's's???
Looks like Zach was eating just fine not long ago??? Hmmmm??
Who is this guy Jon Friedl? He looks like he could be D Lucky's brother? He can help you win more jackpots, just like dat!
https://professorslots.com/consultation/
Who is Zachy’s dad and what is his business again. Want to give him a couple shoutouts about his deadbeat son begging for food.
Thanks!
Ok, who did this???
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Originally Posted by The Boz
That would be good ol' Kinty Jones of Jones Heating & Cooling. He runs an HVAC installing company and does some contracting work as well. Also looks like he sells used cars on the side.
https://www.facebook.com/kintyjones.heatingcooling
I can respect the hustle of old Kinty. He's got 5 kids from his 1st marriage and ended up marrying a good looking chick half his age the 2nd time around.
Most of em work normal 9 - 5 J.O.B.'s, unlike Zach and his Self Entitled, Lazy behind who thinks he should just get a million dollars in 6 months or less, lol!
Here's Zachy with his old coach, sporting one of the worst hair pieces I've seen since Hulk Hogan's burn victim looking attorney!
Speaking of Bad Fur...
HAHAHAHAHA, BRAVO to the author of these gems!
Looks like they cleaned some out but more volunteers showed up. Funny note it appears the dates to volunteer disappear when they remove them. Probably don’t want the food anyways, only cash and gift cards.
Should be some interesting discussions in the Jones household this morning. Thinking of Zach trying to tell Britt “It wasn’t a Lamborghini”.
Even funnier, that was the EXACT time Chrissy was driving around with a REVOKED license for UNPAID PARKING TICKETS!!!Quote:
Should be some interesting discussions in the Jones household this morning. Thinking of Zach trying to tell Britt “It wasn’t a Lamborghini”
Wonder how Zach would have felt if he knew he could have gotten pulled over and his Millionaire buddy would have been hauled off to jail for warrants and unpaid parking tickets?
Then he'd have to hitchhike home from Choctaw Casino and let some Bird Brained Trucker reenact the infamous Frat Man Truck Stop Scene... "ONE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME..."
Also, JC Barber/Fitness Fraud has joined the party of delivering meals! Hope Zach doesn't call him the same word that Chrissy did at the Tampa Booty Bash Masturr Mind Disaster!!!
Feel free to use any of these Photos for your FREE ACCOUNT with Meal Train folks!
Best part is, you can use ANY photo and ANY email address to sign up. Since they don't send a Confirmation email, you can just Make up an email or use some variant of ChangeYourLifeVlog@gmail.com
Party on Garth!!!
https://www.mealtrain.com/trains/e6nvmy
Someone should throw in a free comped meal from whichever casino Zachy lost his arse at.
According to Zach, during his time with The Bloat, he was Printing $260 a day Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Getting Free Food while Increasing his Net Worth...Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
How's that working out Little Fella?
PUHHHHHHHLEASE someone find a way to replace the baby pic with this one!!! I would suggest contacting the Cunt that keeps deleting our Donations, Brianna Fowler
https://www.facebook.com/briannanguyen11
Speaking of deleting....
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND IT'S GONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!!
Mrs. Jones decided to delete the link off her FB page, but of course not enough to shut down the begging campaign. I guess they didn't Trust the Process???
Since they are clearly lurking here, here's our offer to Zach! Tell him to get his broke ass on Poker Fraud Alert Radio and do an "Ask Me Anything" for 60 minutes and we will fund the remaining $340 for your $1000 goal!!! That's $340 an hour, what kind of job pays that hurr hurr?!?!
If he refuses to Answer ANY questions, he Loses the money.
If he Leaves Early, he Loses the Money!
Additionally, He MUST go on Air and admit that Christopher Mitchell is a FRAUD and NOT A MILLIONAIRE! That he LIED about his wins and all the money he has, and that Chrissy NEVER gave him $2000 at the Masturr Mind to cover his losses and that he is a LIAR, a SCAMMER and Gay Porn Reject Masturbating Midget Moron!
Feel free to add your own requests in the Rep Comments folks!
If he does these things, I'm sure we can scrape together $340 for Uncle Zach? What say you Folks???
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorAccording to Zach, during his time with The Bloat, he was Printing $260 a day Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Getting Free Food while Increasing his Net Worth...Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
How's that working out Little Fella?
Since they are clearly lurking here, here's our offer to Zach! Tell him to get his broke ass on Poker Fraud Alert Radio and do an "Ask Me Anything" for 60 minutes and we will fund the remaining $340 for your $1000 goal!!! That's $340 an hour, what kind of job pays that hurr hurr?!?!
If he refuses to Answer ANY questions, he Loses the money.
If he Leaves Early, he Loses the Money!
If he finishes in under a minute like Chrissy taught him to,He loses the Money (shot)
Zachy is lucky he didnt end up with a sore arse every time he hung out with Chrissy
Appears all the dates are filled up. Gonna be some hungry days at the Jones.
Updated-No more dates and doubting they are adding any after all the great work by the good people here. BUT they will still take your money.
^^^ HAHAHA, I didn't wanna use up the last spot, but Chris Bird Brain's Donation got Deleted this morning.
Tried to be subtle with the shade, I guess I blew it with the Masturrrrrrrrrrr hurr hurr Mind Set???
Perhaps they will add more dates for the other Cum Bum Chum Alum to participate???
Zach may been baptized like a King, but he sure won't be eating like one!
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Originally Posted by The BozAppears all the dates are filled up. Gonna be some hungry days at the Jones.
Updated-No more dates and doubting they are adding any after all the great work by the good people here. BUT they will still take your money.
Rather than donate money to Britt, donate cam tokens to Zachy to save him having to lie to Britt about where the money went.
Bird Brain is rebuilding his bankroll again, i guess all them paid for bestest ever strategies and inner circle jerk off sessions with the Billy Goat never really worked out... it only seems that people who trusted the process went busto... not a millionaire in site including Christopher Mitchell himself after 4 years of getting scammed...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gbEP7dr2-s
Old Bird Brain eating plenty of greasy, fried Chinese/Filipino food to keep that awesome Physique of his! Also, Manchild Birdy calls it "Din Din". No more "Winner Winner, Filet Mignon for Dinner" videos eh?
He also failed at his latest attempt to raise funds, getting $0 of his $200 goal... lol
Why not just use your Masturr Mind Set and go fleece the casino for that $200 Birdemic?
Wonder why Chrissy only had $2000 or less in funds for Bellagio trip last week? Doesn't he claim to make OVER 100k every single month?
"Folks folks, I made $123,456.78 this month folks. God's honest truth!!!"
Good news for Chrissy, his old Non-Buddy Ryan Screwman is offering 100k loans annnnnnnnnnnnd you get a FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP in APEX MLM Schemes!!!
Hurr hurr, it's like getting 100k for free since you will EASILY make that 100k back using Apex's marketing stragedies and the rest is gravy!!!
Folks, why doesn't the Bloat get three of these for him, Stacy and NVB? That's 300k and 3 Free One Time, Life Time Recurring Fee memberships to APEX! What could go wrong folks???
Nevermind the 30% interest rate old Screwman is likely to tack on and the useless investment advice you'll get from APEX!
Austin sounds like the sort of idiot who would go balls deeep into Chrissy, Ryan or Keithy's nonsense.
"Yo Ryan, I have two business ideas. First is I pound my pud on camera for tokens, thats easily worth $1m a year. Second is I play spinny and baccky and thats worth 1.8m a year."
"Chrissy you are a degenerate gambler with the iq of a potato, no loans for you"
"Yo Ryan, how about I pound my pud WHILE streaming spinny and baccky, thats gotta be worth something"
Hurr hurr.
Happy Jersey Mikes day to Zach courtesy of Kelli!
Hopefully his hot step mom Jennifer Jones will be delivering some Hot Stuff for Zach and he Trusts the Process of Cream Pies for Dessert!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
Oddly enough, she is only a Year older than Zach!!!
Way to go Kinty!!!
So to clarify:
Father Mitchell is a military veteran and quite likely a bad ass
Ol Kinty Jones knows how to get fine mama-jamas
How did both them end up with lazy scammers for sons?
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
I think it can be summed up in ONE word… Entitlement!
Both were probably Mama’s boys and protected from bullying & negative criticism, so they grew up with arrogance and over inflated egos.
When Chrissy lost his Mommy, it likely got Worse with people doting on him, giving him all kinds of attention and letting him get away with all kinds of shit. He probably used his Mom’s death to get on sports teams being an average athlete and shitty student. But cried if they threatened to cut or fail him in school. He got an inflated head and probably talked back to Papa Paul when ordered to do chores.
Daddy Paul likely got sick of it and disciplined the shit out of him to try and get his head on straight. But since Nothing with Chrissy is straight, from his tiny pecker to his Pea Brain In his massive melon head, he figured he could just run away and someone would take him in and spoil him like those aunties and grandmas did when his mommy died!
Zach was a star athlete in high school and college and certainly got attention and favors from females and likely some bi-curious males! So he got it in his head that he was destined to be rich, famous and successful! But he got injured at 22 and couldn’t stomach the idea of getting a normal J.O.B. Like everyone else, so here he is almost 30 with no money, no career and a new born kid to feed!
BLOAT LIFE BABY!
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorHopefully his hot step mom Jennifer Jones will be delivering some Hot Stuff for Zach and he Trusts the Process of Cream Pies for Dessert!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
Oddly enough, she is only a Year older than Zach!!!
Way to go Kinty!!!
Let's give Chrissy a thumbs up for finally losing weight and looking dapper.
Oh Wait, wrong Christopher Mitchell.
Side note - This was posted just to keep the barren Christopher Mitchell aka The Bloat thread alive.
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Originally Posted by PickleballLet's give Chrissy a thumbs up for finally losing weight and looking dapper.
Oh Wait, wrong Christopher Mitchell.
Side note - This was posted just to keep the barren Christopher Mitchell aka The Bloat thread alive.
It would be on brand for a thread about Chrissy to go limp just before the big 1000 page moneyshot.
Alright Everybody, the REAL Goat is in the house. With another Return on Investment of over… 480% folks!
What kind of job gives you a 480% salary increase in one day folks?
If you wanna have 480% and 500% returns, then contact me the REAL Goat at 1-800-CHRISSY-SUX-COCK
Documentation beats Masturbation!
Meanwhile, Squirtstopher is hiding like the Pussy he is and too broke to bet more than $300, hahahahaha!
Looks like that Facebook deletion really delivered the KO to Chrissy.
Been over 2 months, and it's crickets.
I doubt he will ever go straight (either career-wise or sexually), but it's nice to see an absence of his bullshit on YouTube and social media.
Folks, I just made $12,345.67 today betting on sports. I placed the SAME Parlay above but I bet MORE on my Big Boy account, that I can never show proof of, but just trust me... God's Honest Truth folks!
Since Chrissy is too broke to show $5000 chips, Sports Bet Slips annnnnnnnnd Slot Jackpots over 2 Years now, I figured I would Document his most Recent Masturr Mind Event and Inner Circle Jerks!
Another Success story Folks! Don't you wanna be like these Elite Masturbator Minds??? Pay $9999999 a month and never be heard from again!
Nice job whoever is leaving these comments on the videos of the Elite Gambler making 56 cents a month!
Finally. Glad to hear he is gone. Still amazing/frightening how many adults believe you can beat a negative expected value game.
He’ll be back before long, guaranteed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Social media scamming is as much an addiction for him as gambling, gay porn and sucking cock. Short of him winding up dead, in prison, or entering an *intense* inpatient rehab program, he will continue looking for the next grift.
Agreed, he clearly needs and feeds off the attention he gets on YouTube, IG and Facebook. His entire life has been trying to get attention from people better than him and win their approval. Whether it be Body builders, Pro athletes, Actual MLM millionaires, porn producers or Gay sugar daddies! Since he's failed at all of those ventures, his next logical digression was to Social media groupies and he is so desperate to hang on to his last 3 or 4 idiots, he will forego that main stream attention temporarily to keep the $999 from each of them coming in.Quote:
Originally Posted by go_buccosHe’ll be back before long, guaranteed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Social media scamming is as much an addiction for him as gambling, gay porn and sucking cock. Short of him winding up dead, in prison, or entering an *intense* inpatient rehab program, he will continue looking for the next grift.
Appears Chrissy is sad and hanging out on traveling forums like Live and Let Fly.
Uh Oh, the Fire Sale Has Begun Folks!!!
Chrissy has to sell of his precious Poker Chip Set and Head Clippers!
Guess that means the Chia Hair is making a Come Back!
Lol, $130 for some dirty hiking boots and $90 for a Wahl Clipper kit that you can buy at Walmart for $50... hahahaha! He's also trying to Sell an Einstein Light Bulb and Lamp set for $70
I wouldn't be surprised if this really was Chrissy posing as an African Scammer and he needs to sell these personal treasures just to scrape together a Bankroll for one or two bets at Bellagio!
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
This can’t be real. Millionaires don’t sell their used shit online to get 500 bucks. They give it to Goodwill or their friends (if he had any).Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorUh Oh, the Fire Sale Has Begun Folks!!!
Chrissy has to sell of his precious Poker Chip Set and Head Clippers!
Guess that means the Chia Hair is making a Come Back!
Lol, $130 for some dirty hiking boots and $90 for a Wahl Clipper kit that you can buy at Walmart for $50... hahahaha! He's also trying to Sell an Einstein Light Bulb and Lamp set for $70
I wouldn't be surprised if this really was Chrissy posing as an African Scammer and he needs to sell these personal treasures just to scrape together a Bankroll for one or two bets at Bellagio!
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
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This can’t be real. Millionaires don’t sell their used shit online to get 500 bucks. They give it to Goodwill or their friends (if he had any).
Nah, I'm just posting some nonsense I found on a random Jamaican scammers FB page!
https://www.facebook.com/chrismitchell331
Funny that he trying to sell USED items for DOUBLE their online price tag???
Kind of like a Midget Masturbator selling Bool Sheeit Stragedies and Other People's Sports Picks as if they were his own, for an inflated $999???
Posted this on the Mikke Mase thread because just a week ago, this clown was claiming "Hurr hurr I won 50k using Mikki's Baccarat System!"
Now, much like Squirtstopher, he's claiming ANOTHER system made him Rich?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwk-ZvEFMgk
Too bad Chrissy's YT and FB got nuked Month's ago otherwise this Justin Gamble Gamble buffoon could post the "Derrrrp Chrissy's Millionaire Blueprint Super Duper Elite Spiral Notebook System made me 500k folks!"
And of course, he posts things like this in Every Video asking for Likes and Comments for Fake Giveaways like a certain Masturbating Midget used to do!!!
I will admit, Justin's videos are much higher production and better edited than the usual Bool Sheeit we have to suffer through like Squirtstopher, Mumbles and Double Jackpot!
And if you folks like Higher Production, well edited Pro Wrestling documentaries, there is a new season of the Acclaimed series, Dark Side of the Ring with the premiere episode featuring Mick Foley and his super hot daughter and overly face lifted wife!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECBS3HcKb_U
Imagine if we made our own Dark Side of Scamming series starting with Chrissy? Hmmmmm might have to get in touch Jason Eisner & Evan Husney for a new show on VICE???
It’s been 10 weeks since the BLOAT lost his Facebook page. Would have expected him to resurface somewhere by now. Might this finally have been the end? I doubt it…but you never know.