Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Welp there it is, proof that he bet and won on Ohio State…

An old photo from 2 years ago, re-used for the 17th time because Squirtstopher is too broke to make a new photo with current money or bet slips.

Looks like the Tahoe sale money is all but gone!





Too bad little Kyle is too broke to have another Booty Bash Boat Party Village People style! He’d probably get thrown over board by one of the Cum Bum Chum Alum pictured below!

Quote:

---

zealanddonk: "I never miss a day"

---

Chrissy also is not afraid to Rake Risks! Does this imply he takes a Rake when giving betting advice to his chums?

Or does Chrissy actually Rake together all his risks like leaves and put them in trash bags not unlike his non-verbal future NHL star likes to play with?

Chrissy might do "whatever it takes" but ULD has a car.......

@ Druff - Since this post is not related to The Bloat, other than he is an affiliate with Betonline, feel free to nuke it.

Just a few minutes ago, I tried placing a future bet with Betonline. The bet was for Cori Gauff to win the Australian Open Women's Championship at +450.
After entering $50.00 to win $225.00, BOL rejected the bet.
They posted a message that said I was limited to betting a maximum of $6.00.
A major offshore sports book is worried about having to payout $225.00? WTF?

Looool at Kyle’s terrible acting in the Cheap Bruins jersey and potted plant!

Does he think filming the game in real time somehow legitimizes his fake bets and fake life?

Just like those cheap, fake teeth don’t negate him being an Ugly, Bald Midget!

Whacha think? I think all of his money is fake, except for the old hundred dollar bills. Chrissy must be broke if he still has old bills that he claims to despise.

Krissy Cakes claims that it didn't make sense on paper to bet the Bruins at +172, but since he studies NHL all the time he went ahead and bet the underdog because the paper told him not to???!!! LMAO WTF??!!! also just like his "live" prerecorded table game sessions, he rewinds his tv to make a video on another fake non existent sports bet... sorry @BWB he rewound his tivo tv box or whatever he has to make it look "live" ... and as @BWB stated he acts like a retard trying to be Cody Covers...

Why would the Bloat bet on Boston after they lost 6 in a row? Unless of course HE lost 6 in a row Marty betting and was chasing his losses?

But as usual, Zero documentation equals Masturbating Midget's Conversation is all we have!

Also the bet size makes zero sense if he supposedly Won 20K on Ohio State (which means he had to have bet 40k to get that at -195 odds)

Why is he firing off a Fake 10K bet on Boston if he was up so much from yesterday? COMPLETE LIES, that's why!

Imagine being so hated you have to HIDE in your Vegas bunker and watch Sports games ALL BY YOURSELF, instead of going out to a Bar or Sports Book in the Betting Capital of the World?

Shouldn't the High Roller be getting bottle service in the VIP section of the Sports Book along with Dana White and the other Whales???



Shoutout to Elmo!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar

Krissy Cakes claims that it didn't make sense on paper to bet the Bruins at +172, but since he studies NHL all the time he went ahead and bet the underdog because the paper told him not to???!!! LMAO WTF??!!! also just like his "live" prerecorded table game sessions, he rewinds his tv to make a video on another fake non existent sports bet... sorry @BWB he rewound his tivo tv box or whatever he has to make it look "live" ... and as @BWB stated he acts like a retard trying to be Cody Covers... https://www.facebook.com/reel/1109999330857918

---

Hurr hurr, thats what you ay the $999/month for, hurr hurr"

lol, nice little discussion on his instagram...

When Chrissy says stalker, he means debt collector, right?

Or does he mean angry former chums club members?

couldn't even care less about the bet slips. How long has he been making 100k a month, 2-3 years?

Show us that 2 million dollar home and a few of your sports cars. But instead we get a bath robe and 1 leased car.

And another Gay fashion show as Documentation of non-existent Bets, lol!

I mean if only the Squirter had some proof that couldn’t be bought by someone working at Walmart, he might lure in another Dumbass Chum!

Cuz only Millionaires can afford blank, no name jerseys and stand in front of cheap poster frames in a rented bunker!



And why can’t Masturbator Mitchell show all those OLD bet slips from months ago with his personal info blurred?

How could a “stalker” use old info to do anything to Little Kyle now? Since it’s sports betting it doesn’t matter which casino you place the bet at, especially if you claim to be the Number One sports bettor in the world! You can choose any casino at will and place sports bets there!

But no, the Little Shit can’t produce a single sports betting ticket for 2 years cuz he’s broke, begging and hiding from the repo man. Hence the reason he sold the Tahoe, to buy himself more time on a new loan agreement and avoid getting repo’d for another few months!





Chrissy Pulling His Pud against a Green Wall “Uhhh just tell me what you want me to Daddy? You want me to Smile or Squirt or Whatever it takes to make a Big Load for you, I’ll do it!”

#StrokeLife

big day today, 3 NFL playoff games + some NHL starting early in the afternoon too... will Krissy Cakes take all 3 favorites in the NFL today and make 5k in profit each game going 3 for 3 again ... Bills -440 , Eagles -238 and TamponBay -162... or will he wrap all 3 games in a parlay all the favorites for a +181 payout, or will the piece of paper that doesn't make sense tell him to take an underdog or 2 ( if they should win ) so he can rewind his tivo tv box and go "live" again as an underdog wins and act like Cody Covers... will he be picking up all his winnings later tonight as he heads to the VGK home game vs Min.

let's see if he can be somewhat original today.... if only there was some way to black out the information that he doesn't want his "stalker" to see on his big time winning bet slips...

So he’s saying he made 15K yesterday even with winning the Nruins at 17K plus two other bets and is justifying this math by saying he had to recover his 17K loss from Thursday. So with that logic…shouldn’t he have already recovered that by winning with Ohio State on Friday (a 20K bet he bragged about). Could it be that…he didn’t make any of these bets? I think we know that answer.

Good old Chrissy math "hurr hurr $50k weeks, $100k months".

I thught months were at least 4 weeks long.

One of the most stupid things Chrissy ever said was he was going to give Keithy money to help him get to $250k/month.

And here we are, years later, Chrissy still chasing that $250k/month dream.

Member when Chrissy was asking his idiotic followers how much she should increase his fake affiliate money balance to?



Then he supposedly made 2K and just stopped 5 days later?



Typical Chrissy, sets up a challenge and then goes limp before completing it!

How’s that goal of getting down to 175 lbs going Lardass?

Quitting that like you quit everything else because you’re a Failure!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by crudebar

couldn't even care less about the bet slips. How long has he been making 100k a month, 2-3 years?

Show us that 2 million dollar home and a few of your sports cars. But instead we get a bath robe and 1 leased car.

---

This reminds me of the good old days of Chrissy getting scammed _twice_ with LOLexs.


===

Just about everything Chrissy "claims" he wanted as a child has turned to shit for him.
But he still has his poem he claimed he wrote after God told him not to jump off a bridge.

Lol, coke head Chrissy with more lies about non-existent wins!

Look folks, he's yelling like a Masturbating Midget in a Cheap hockey jersey and then he sticks his fat ugly face in the camera, he must be winning cuz nobody else does this ever to sell something useless?!?!

Quote:

---

Phantom Limb: One of our excellent video makers should dub in "Are You Ready? Uhhh" over the last bit of today's nonsense.

---

Great idea, however I think they will get a copyright strike from Colt and Chaos Men if they use the “You reaaaaady?? Hahhhh!?!” Or the “Ready to Squirt!” Footage clips.

I also think mumbles gets pissy when you use clips from his videos and he files a complaint!

So lame that these Fags can’t just let public footage be used to embarrass this Moron!

just wanted to link the newest video, as @BWB said he yells real close to the camera "what are you waiting for" at the very end... maybe people are waiting for some actual proof, say like some bet slips instead of just wearing the jersey and claiming you won $7.5k on the Lightning today... is it normal not to blink even once during a 36 second video?? LMAO
https://www.facebook.com/reel/8947671375317987

remarkable how someone so wealthy and doing this solely to help others puts so much effort into selling his inner circle memberships.

3 for 3 on the NFL playoffs today while here in Vegas. Who wants to join my inner circle and copy my bets? You don’t? Well then I guess you can keep your J.O.B.

Good news Folks, since Squirtstopher is broke until tomorrow waiting for his BOL affiliate money to hit the account and then make Spinny and Baccy (shoutout to ZD!) videos for the Low Rolling Dead Broke Douchebags that he's insulting while simultaneously trying to Scam them. He can start working for Uncle Zachy's Dad who is now hiring!



I wonder if good old Turkey Baster TJ Etchevery would like to do this again? Maybe he and Zach can trust the process set out by Kinty's Millionaire Blue print to install AC and heating units and hire Hebrew Slaves to do the installation??

Since Chrissy's birthday extortion scheme failed miserably AGAIN, I'm sure he has to be seething and desperate for money as usual.

Why no Birthday gift to himself? Why no Birthday week long celebration with Lobster and Steak dinners for the Bloat?

Why no stay in a High End Suite at Bellagio or Aria??

The same reason there's no Casino Chips, Bet Slips or Slot Jackpots over $1000, the Bloat is Broke folks!



#CHIA LIFE BABY!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Tellafriend

remarkable how someone so wealthy and doing this solely to help others puts so much effort into selling his inner circle memberships.

---

He’s such a fucking moron. He doesn’t even run the scam right. Why not give his marks free picks for two weeks (of course all favorites lol)? In return, to continue, they will sign up for two months in the Chum Chums Club. He will eventually go on a heater and that’ll be “proof” of his claims. Then he has them hooked for a couple months.

Shit For Brains Mitchell has royally fucked himself by getting into the sports betting realm. The average rube degen either dabbles or fucks off their paycheck with small bets and has neither $2500 bankroll nor $999 a month to gift to the Queen of Wishful Thinking.

Those who bet sports who have that dough are too smart to fall for ol' jizz ropes and his low-fi operation. They'd more likely get caught up by Vegas Dave or VIP Sports or some other more polished scam.

The end of his rope has been reached and let's hope it's not in a noose (because the little fucker IS entertaining in his stupidity).

Here's a tip, Chris. Sign up for G.A. and grind up some time away from gambling. Get a job at a church (they all need someone to mop the floors) and let Stacy go back to nursing. Then you have a redemption story ("I used to nut for men on camera and I used to be a gambling addict but PRAISE JESUS I HAVE BEEN RELEASED!") and can start a pure religion scam like ol' Keithy (well, KC has a strong MLM angle to his "ministry" so maybe just sell the sad sack story...there's still BANK in that grift). There's a large pool of people who eat that stuff up.

Leave gamblers alone.

LOL

Ol Glass-eyed Chrissy claiming he's alreayd made $100k in 2 weeks just on sports.
Will hit $250k for this month?

Natch he throws in the hurr hurr 98% of people who have made resolutions have quit.

How's Chrissy's mission to 175 pounds going?

Why did he forget to mention his $2500 t0 $500k big boy blueprint?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by zealanddonk

LOL

Ol Glass-eyed Chrissy claiming he's alreayd made $100k in 2 weeks just on sports.
Will hit $250k for this month?

Natch he throws in the hurr hurr 98% of people who have made resolutions have quit.

How's Chrissy's mission to 175 pounds going?

Why did he forget to mention his $2500 t0 $500k big boy blueprint?

---

You'd think making over 100k this month he'd be able to pay off that Loan on the Escalade??? But alas no, the Bloat still has to make those measly monthly payments like a Dead Broke Douche Bag Hebrew Slave Masturbating Midget!!



It's also funny that NONE of the other chums inside the Inner Circle Jerk are making even a fraction of that despite paying $999 for the Same picks? Why haven't Nam Douche and Fatalie Young posted on their FB pages about making 100k in 2 weeks or even half that much?

Ohhhh right, they told Chrissy to "FUCK OFF!" when he begged them to come to his birthday dinner for $2500 a head. Hahahahaha, Brokestopher forgot his Bankroll at home again!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by zealanddonk

LOL

Ol Glass-eyed Chrissy claiming he's alreayd made $100k in 2 weeks just on sports.
Will hit $250k for this month?

Natch he throws in the hurr hurr 98% of people who have made resolutions have quit.

How's Chrissy's mission to 175 pounds going?

Why did he forget to mention his $2500 t0 $500k big boy blueprint?

---

You'd think making over 100k this month he'd be able to pay off that Loan on the Escalade??? But alas no, the Bloat still has to make those measly monthly payments like a Dead Broke Douche Bag Hebrew Slave Masturbating Midget!!



It's also funny that NONE of the other chums inside the Inner Circle Jerk are making even a fraction of that despite paying $999 for the Same picks? Why haven't Nam Douche and Fatalie Young posted on their FB pages about making 100k in 2 weeks or even half that much?

Ohhhh right, they told Chrissy to "FUCK OFF!" when he begged them to come to his birthday dinner for $2500 a head. Hahahahaha, Brokestopher forgot his Bankroll at home again!

---

I suppose the Bloat needs an eye lift on his left eye. Stress, lack of sleep, recovering from a shiner or a stroke are the main causes for premature eye lid sagging. Chrissy can forget about fixing his face as he might not have enough money to pay his rent in February.

#Cosmetic Surgery Baby

Anyone care to guess when Chrissy will wear a non-jersey shirt again? It doesn't look he will get comped anytime soon at a fine dining restaurant and he isn't about attend a church service. This is a difficult one to predict.



I just added this one because he looks like the idiot that he is.

Some doofus named Steven Keyser just posted a testimonial on CM's most recent reel.

It's actually a real person, not a fake CM fb account, but looking over his posts and seeing that he's friends with Chris "Birdbrain" Bird, I can confidently label him mentally challenged.

So if this guy is actually paying for Inner Circle membership, CM is preying on people with feeble minds.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Tariq Reed

Some doofus named Steven Keyser just posted a testimonial on CM's most recent reel.

It's actually a real person, not a fake CM fb account, but looking over his posts and seeing that he's friends with Chris "Birdbrain" Bird, I can confidently label him mentally challenged.

So if this guy is actually paying for Inner Circle membership, CM is preying on people with feeble minds.

---

Steven Keyser is another one of those “entrepreneurs” and sucker for get rich quick schemes. Strange that he hasn’t posted on his FB page since October 2023, but had the time to do Chrissy a solid.

From April 2017 to May 2017, Steven was posting daily videos and sometimes multiple videos from Lincoln Anthony. Lincoln is another scammer that tries to motivate his followers into hiring him as their coach. It only took Steven one month to realize that Anthony scammed him. Then poof, no more Anthony videos.

Also, Steven shared a video from Russell Brunson, another get rich quick guru.

That said, I am thinking that Chrissy asked Steve to comment on his Facebook page to help him land more suckers.
Steven will learn the hard way.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/19i...ibextid=wwXIfr

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18cRDC4Bh7/?

Steven definitely fits the profile of the type of person Chrissy prays on.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

Shit For Brains Mitchell has royally fucked himself by getting into the sports betting realm. The average rube degen either dabbles or fucks off their paycheck with small bets and has neither $2500 bankroll nor $999 a month to gift to the Queen of Wishful Thinking.

Those who bet sports who have that dough are too smart to fall for ol' jizz ropes and his low-fi operation. They'd more likely get caught up by Vegas Dave or VIP Sports or some other more polished scam.

---

so true.


just imagine how bad his circle jerk must have gotten with his live roulette sessions and then the losses every single time he had a group meet up. he had it so good; all those monthly fees rolling in. it must have just dried up and scared the shit out of him. then somehow he realized other scammers are proliferating with the sports betting scam. so he pivots, a couple of times, to and from the wheel to sports, and we are supposed to believe he has improved upon his "99%" win rate.

i really hope the irs finds him along with some of the fools he has scammed.

here's one from that Lincoln Anthony, " never loan gamblers money "... lol

Hahahahahaha, Curse of the Billy Goat Lives on in 2025!

Chrissy wears a Cheap Panthers Jersey and wouldn't ya know? The Panthers LOSE despite leading TWICE against the lowly Flyers!!!





BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, another LOSS for the Bloat. I'm sure we'll get a "Hurr hurr I made that back with a $111,111,111.11 bet on the Flamers cuz they are Flaming like the Colt Dolt folks!"


And not for nothing, but just looking at his fake bets on Fakebook, I tallied the numbers from Jan 8 - 12 to be $68,700 (that's including the 17K loss on his Bday). Add the LIE that he was up $70,600 on Jan 7.

So IF any of this were true, Chrissy would allegedly be up $139,300 and not just up OVER 100k. Kinda funny that someone who says "Anyone who says they made OVER a certain amount of money, without posting the Exact of amount of Money is Lying!" would overlook a $39,300 difference like that???

Almost as if he's lying so much about these numbers he can't keep track of those Lies? I mean, if I made $139,300 in just 14 days, I would certainly remember THAT and not just disregard $39,300 and round that figure down!



Sort of like when the Cursed Billy Goat made $73,600 in Feb 2020 and somehow also LOST $74,000 in the month of February 2020???

#COLT LIES BABY!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Hahahahahaha, Curse of the Billy Goat Lives on in 2025!

Chrissy wears a Cheap Panthers Jersey and wouldn't ya know? The Panthers LOSE despite leading TWICE against the lowly Flyers!!!





BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, another LOSS for the Bloat. I'm sure we'll get a "Hurr hurr I made that back with a $111,111,111.11 bet on the Flamers cuz they are Flaming like the Colt Dolt folks!"


And not for nothing, but just looking at his fake bets on Fakebook, I tallied the numbers from Jan 8 - 12 to be $68,700 (that's including the 17K loss on his Bday). Add the LIE that he was up $70,600 on Jan 7.

So IF any of this were true, Chrissy would allegedly be up $139,300 and not just up OVER 100k. Kinda funny that someone who says "Anyone who says they made OVER a certain amount of money, without posting the Exact of amount of Money is Lying!" would overlook a $39,300 difference like that???

Almost as if he's lying so much about these numbers he can't keep track of those Lies? I mean, if I made $139,300 in just 14 days, I would certainly remember THAT and not just disregard $39,300 and round that figure down!



Sort of like when the Cursed Billy Goat made $73,600 in Feb 2020 and somehow also LOST $74,000 in the month of February 2020???

#COLT LIES BABY!

---

Out of Reps: Chrissy clearly donated that extra $39k to the Burger King Ransom scam charity.
Speaking of, we havent even seen recepts from that clown charity for quite some time either.

Whewwww, close call folks.

Just when we thought our Squirting Saviour from Summerlin couldn't get any dumber, he had to go and do something like this...


And totally EXPOSE himself!!!

No no, I won't post Chrissy holding his tiny pecker and Squirting Big Loads or taking his shiny shorts and shoes off and looking at the camera like a deer in headlights (see above lol!)



Little Bandwagoner Bitchell went from wearing a Cheap Panthers jersey in his Leased Caddy SUV to filming in front of a Rented Bunker wall in a Cheap Oilers jersey. After the game concluded of course, but ya know why let the truth get in the way of a Fairy Tale comeback!!!

here is the reels video about winning on the Oilers after losing on the Panthers




he has another little write up post with a picture below, anyone know where he is at?

Scratch that, it's not the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto or Minny.

It's probably a bunch of Cheap Replica trophies like the Art Ross and King Clancy Memorial Trophy at either T-Mobile arena or the practice facility for the Vegas Knights.

Could also be an exhibit during the NHL award ceremony in Vegas. See below!



Squirtstopher is too broke and has no passport to go to Canada, Macau, Mexico or any other places he tells other people he's going to like the Lying Loser he is!

Quote:

---

TheRivers: Yes. At the practice facility. Thats where he goes and you see him ice skating all the time. You know…the place where he has also become buddies with all the Knights players.

---

Tariq is correct on this one. Those may be the actual trophies and not replicas. Not like an Isles fan would know what an Art Ross or Conn Smythe looks like in the last 40 years, ajajajaja j/k Rivers!!!

Quote:

---

Tariq Reed: This was a display of NHL trophies in June 2024 at Fountainebleu Casino during the hosting of the NHL awards. So it's an old photo. Wouldn't be surprised that he brought his whole jersey collection and took multiple photos.

---

Correct, I recall seeing this photo in that cheesy collage he did a few months ago. Definitely an Old Photo from the Old Queen of Wishful Thinking (shoutout to PhantomLimb!)

1dollarboxcar and anyone else.... you can embed reels into this forum by just using the [reel] tag.

Just take the number in the URL and embed that.

For example:

[reel]1109999330857918[/reel]



I fixed some of your recent posts.

we must be getting on his nerves... don't let up now boys and girls !!

Chrissy really phoned it on his most recent reel
"Rich people are always taking every opportunity" <-- what happened to FOCUS?
Claims poor people are poor because they think everything is a scam then he refers to himself <<--- remember when Chrissy thought online gambling was a scam

Chrissy still hawking you can get make $500k in the next 12 months <<--- by losing $175k in 2 days, sure buddy why not.


Oddly he is laughing a bit during this knowing it is nonsense but he has to still push it anyways.

Whenever Chrissy cries about being called a scammer, it means that he's been reading this forum and is upset about the things we're writing.

Or maybe inner circle people are ditching because Chrissy is causing them to lose their asses.

Either way, it's indicative that things aren't going well in Chrissy land.