Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

The Bloat with a new post. It is the picture of himself bungee jumping off the roof of a building in NYC.You know, the one with his arms spread, similar to his butt cheeks in his good old Kyle days. His caption is, "He who is not courageous enough to take risks, will accomplish NOTHING in life." Nobody is falling (pun intended) for his sublime message to pay him $999.00 per month and take a risk. I repeat NOBODY!

While The Bloat was spending the family nest egg on himself, Stacy and NVB got to stare at New Yorkers on the sidewalks.
#Family Life

now his goatlifecash dot com link takes you to his thrivecart page...

Remember when Chrissy said be happy for 3% a day and dont be greedy?

He doesnt.

He's bragging about making $2500 in 15 minutes, and claiming its 25% on his investments and blah blah blah.

Funny how we dont see any trips to the land based casino, and he could easily verify this win if it had taken place online...

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The Boz: Did you hear anything back from LV Billboards? Maybe it worked?

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unfortunately i did not

After a long long time, Chrissy uploaded a Blaaaaaaaaacky video to FB.
10 minutes of nonsense ahead.

Start balance $14470.

Chrissy also mentions he has hockey bets coming up .
Chrissy plays 5 hands in 10 minutes 4 of which did not requrie any thinking and claims this is proof of something

Only watch if you miss Chrissy playing Blaaaaaacky, or being happy.


Looks like 5 players at the table, lets see Chrissy get a bad seat and bitch and moan.

I'll also add hand details so we can see if Chrissy's no bust a nut strategy did he any good.

I'll be using wizard of Odds 4 deck strategy guy: https://wizardofodds.com/games/black...ategy/4-decks/

Chrissy calls himself "The Goat" and opens with $100 bet.
He had the last seat.

He opens with "hurr hurr no bust is the best strategy".

Chrissy has an 8, versus dealer's 2.

Chrissy catches 7 for 15 and stands. Guide says stand.

Dealer makes 18 Chrissy hurr hurrs "dealer beat me fair and square, no problem".

Chrissy only doubles his loss.

Chrisys now claims he's going to share something you can only do online.
Please no Chrissy, don whip out you tiny todger and beat it

Thank goodness.
Chrissy just rambles about his hit and run "bounce" strategy.

Anyways back to the card action, Chrissy has 15 vs dealer's K.
Guide says surrender if allowed [which I doubt it is] or HIT.
We know what Chrissy will do.

Chrissy threatens us he'll get one win and bounce.

Dealer rolls 3 for 13, pulls Q and losses.

Chrissy is extremely happy with himself since he would have bust if he had hit
Chrissy starts his ramble about 3 ways to win, and doesnt play another hand at this table.

Chrissy now tells us he paused to go jerk off or "use the rest room".
Must be exciting for him instead of the good old days of jerking it then getting the money.


Chrissy has an 18 vb dealer's K an easy stand.
Dealer rolls a K, Chrissy losses and like a right clown he goes "hurr hurr Dealer beat me fair and square I dont have a problem with that hurr hurr".

Chrissy is now the first player on his new table.
He gets a 20 so stands vs a dealer 4.

Chrissy rambles he has a high probability of winning.
Chrissy now rambles about sucker side bets and not being greedy, despite his big boy winner the other day.

Chrissy gives us a booyah for winning when the dealer busts.

New table, no one at the table, so Chrissy chooses the middle seat??????
Why he wouldnt protect himself from idiots by taking the last seat is beyond me.

Chrissy has 19 vs 3.
Dealer busts.


LOL Chrissy now claims based on this small sample, he could make $5000 a day.
That'd still be less than his dream of $250k/month.

Chrissy throws the word proof around a lot, for 5 hands, and a starting balance of $14470


Other analysis: Chrissy only had one hand he actually "had" to play, he went against the strategy guide and won.


Given he stops the clock a few times, he could have easily reloaded his losses if he needed to.

Hahahahaha, Curse of the Squirt continues!!!

Chrissy wears a Montreal jersey and they get Shelled by a touchdown versus the lowly Penguins, bahahahahaha!

The Ultimate Jinx, Squirtstopher Bitchell!!!



Anyone can win Betting on sports if they pick the Opposite team the Cursed Billy Goat bets on!!

Here is the documentation to Prove Chrissy LOST again and jinxed the poor Habs!



BTW, the Raiders have not Won a Single game since the Bloat jinxed them annnnnnnnnd the Yankees haven’t won in OVER 2 months since the Bloat sat his fat ass in their stadium folks… let that sink in!

I am not going to comment on The Bloat’s latest post except to say, he must have some hefty holiday bills to pay including his rent, car payment, minimum payments on his credit cards and Christmas gifts for Stacy, NVB and ULD. Wait, strike the gifts as he cannot afford to purchase any and still buy more sports jerseys for himself.
That might be the only reason he is cranking out his BS posts and videos. He just might be praying to his sacred dead mother and asking her to talk to God in an effort to help her dead broke douche bag of a criminal son out? ����
#Broke life baby!

@BWB or @Zeal, go sic him boys!!!!!

@1dollarboxcar: he sure is posting a lot lately...


Truly is the nature of Chrissy, hurr hurrs that the average person spends 5 hrs a day on Social Media like its a bad thing, then realises he can get so many more chums if he arses around on Social Media for at least 5 hours a day.


In other news, he has a reel of the toy money counter going brrrrrrrrrr which I might watch later.

Hey Chrissy, seems like everybody and their mother is posting Youtube videos of them playing high stakes table games in the casino's's's.

You should record yourself doing tha....

...awww, but you'd need to have a Youtube channel for that, wouldn't you.

Too bad, so sad, you're a retard and a shitty dad.

Busy day for Chrissy.

Three reels already, one nonsense Baaaacky hand, one nonsense cars he'll never own, and one of him telling us he only gets 3-4 hrs sleep a day [for most of the last 5 years], and hes at the gym by himself at 4am.
He's also lurking in the sauna fully clothed like some sort of pervert.

He also rambles about only lazy people use obsessed as a bad word or some nonsense like that.

For anyone who has seen the two Creep movies or the tv show the Creep Tapes, you'll know exactly what I'm thinking.

Could the recent wave of unhinged, late night posts be due paranoia by the Bloat???



Why oh Why did the little Squirter make ANOTHER visit to Cadillac of Las Vegas West???

Could it be the damaged wheel was due to someone perhaps SABOTAGING that part of the car? Or was it the possibility that Little Kyle's Tire was slashed from an angry former Chum?



Maybe Fatboy was trying to fix that spare tire he put on since his days at Paragon Men???



Better check your rear view Mirrors a Little closer next time Kyle, that Black SUV you constantly see in the mirror MAY or MAY NOT be hot on your trail at Affinity Condos looking for retribution!

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zealanddonk: Why is that Chrissy wears a bathrobe in his home videos when gambling, yet is fulled dressed when in a public sauna?

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I can answer this one, he is intentionally going to the Gym when no one is there to film Content for his non-existent YouTube Channel/FB reels.

Why? So he can film videos like that for FREE and not have to RENT or actually BUY THEIR OWN SAUNA like a REAL MILLIONAIRE would do!

He basically RENTS everything, including filming locations like Hotel Suites, Fancy Restaurants and now Gym Saunas! That way HE can look like some sort of Special Celebrity with nobody interfering or appearing and ruining the videos!

He clearly filmed that car Video in some luxury car lot. Had he tried this in the Casino Valet area, he would have employees yelling "Hey you Masturbating Midget, I thought I told you to LEAVE!! And Pull your Pants up Kyle!"

#FRAUD LIFE BABY

with the amount of posts he has had the last few days he must be really hurting to pay off that credit card bill (the minimum payment) that he ran up during the MLB World Series, he's got $500 on red... his balance is below the $14k he had the other day... because he has some money on NHL games but why would a multimillionaire who is the self proclaimed #1 gambler and #1 gambling consultant in the whole wide world be wasting his time with a few measly hundred dollar bets on NHL from an offshore sportsbook/casino... shouldn't he be placing them sports bets at the brick n mortar sportsbooks there in Vegas in thousands of dollars... the biggest gambling city in the world so he can make his fictitious OVER 100k per month...??

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with the amount of posts he has had the last few days he must be really hurting to pay off that credit card bill (the minimum payment) that he ran up during the MLB World Series, he's got $500 on red... his balance is below the $14k he had the other day... because he has some money on NHL games but why would a multimillionaire who is the self proclaimed #1 gambler and #1 gambling consultant in the whole wide world be wasting his time with a few measly hundred dollar bets on NHL from an offshore sportsbook/casino... shouldn't he be placing them sports bets at the brick n mortar sportsbooks there in Vegas in thousands of dollars... the biggest gambling city in the world so he can make his fictitious OVER 100k per month...??

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Excuses are for losers, so we wont hear from Chrissy his logic.
Probably "waaaaaaaa parking is too difficult to find" and not "waaaaa I pretended to tell a security guard to fuck off and got banned from casinos"
Also "waaaaa I'm so famous people try to copy me at the casinos" and not "waaaaaa people on this site tweeted at casinos that I'm a scammer so I got banned"

The list is almost endless.

Squirtstopher doing a Laughably Bad impression of Cody Covers in his latest FB reel!



Hahahaha, another Cheap no name jersey and Lies of 10k bets on the Wild and Capitals. Of course these imaginary bets were Never mentioned before the game or during it, but ya know just believe he bet on the. Cuz he would never Lie about doing things on camera for money!



His cocky but subdued annoying voice is now replaced by a put on, overbearing Loud and Hyped Up tone!

Clearly ripping off Cody Covers just shy of Shouting “GUYS!!!” To start every sentence… folks!

https://youtu.be/8qgA8WNExmc?si=sEhbwzLoHktFWggK




In order to win this made up 5k, Chrissy would have to have Bet around 10K on the Capa. So where’s that original Bet of 10k plus the 10k in profit???

And why is the Bloat ONLY placing 2 bets on the busiest night in the NHL where nearly Every team is playing?

Surely the Number One Sports Bettor would be able to bet on annnnnnd win more than 2 measly games???

Or he’s just lying as usual and is too much of a Pussy to place any real bets, show sports betting slips in 2 years or post a slot Jackpot in a year!

Busted again!

I'm not sure whats more amazing, Chrissy winning exactly $10k again or Chrissy could be on track for his magical $250k/month fantasy.

Or you know, he lying again.

Another photo op on the blank wall. Might be a professional photo shoot as NvB appears in the next shot while Kyle wears that fake beauty pageant smile yet again!



Thankfully he’s holding something different than what he was holding in the last photo shoot against a black wall and possibly with other Big Black Things in the vicinity!



#SquirtLifeBaby

desperate, desperate and desperate. makes a $8,500 bet in baccarat and thinks this is a good thing of just about losing his bankroll with his last martingale, we know there are hundreds of these videos where he lost his last marty and went busto in his computers trash bin that nobody gets to see... he really is so proud at the end of the video and looks high as kite again too...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/2290042728036146

I think I found another graduate of Prescott University for Einstein Light Bulb Creators…

He also apparently uses the same 1st Grade math skills that Chrissy does, as seen by his hilarious post below!




Not sure if the name Jones Destiny is how it’s listed in the phone book or how it’s actually pronounced?

Wonder if they’re related to Zach Jones Process Trusting Destiny???










Also, looks like Schulkins found another Goat and has replaced Chrissy with this new midget moron! Hahaha, poor Squirter has NOBODY to follow him and no more friends to come to his Bday Booty Bash in January!

I'm surprised chrissy hasnt said something stupid about the drones in NJ.

Chrissy is REALLY desperate for new chums to sign up! This $8500 "bet" is fishy as hell. He either used DEMO mode, where you play with your Available balance, but neither the wins or losses are saved once you finish playing and you are back to your original balance once you exit DEMO mode. Or it's play money!

If he was Mitchellgaling, why would he stop the bet at $8540? There would only be an extra $327 available and why would OCD Chrissy start over with that amount? He would just shove the whole thing if this was his 7th or 8th marty bet and he would definitely throw that remaining $327 on top.

So as many have deduced, it is clearly non-withdrawable play money and his foolish attempt to get Chums to comment yielded at least One gem!



Funny enough, it's ANOTHER guy named David who wants to "Sign Up". The account seems legit, however the guy's wife is wayyyyy to attractive for his oversized, elephant man headed body!



https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005939598767


Not sure exactly What David Planetarium Head Rogers does, but he's constantly looking for recommendations in his FB posts. I'm guessing he's some sort of contractor?

Anyway, have fun warning him of Chrissy scamming past and feel free to show these classics of the Lying Loser Masturbating Midget! Or the now infamous, 100K wager that he can't afford to place and still LOST on the Dodgers!








Lol, at Squirter renting a White Limo to film some shitty B-ROLL footage of the Vegas Strip and try to make it LOOK like his cheap, shitty Colt Life Billboard ad is associated with the actual Strip when it's probably next to the Male Revue for Masturbating Midgets, hahaha!

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Lol, at Squirter renting a White Limo to film some shitty B-ROLL footage of the Vegas Strip and try to make it LOOK like his cheap, shitty Colt Life Billboard ad is associated with the actual Strip when it's probably next to the Male Revue for Masturbating Midgets, hahaha!

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Chrissy's reel is quite strange.
Theres a shot of a "Strippers" sign and some dude signing "I'm different".

This is one of Chrissy's subliminal messages he used to brag about when he used to claim he wrote scripts 6 months in advance.

Chrissy June 2024 - "I Don't care what YOU think"

Chrissy every month since "Folk folks, tell me what YOU think about me spewing Big Loads and Pulling my Pud! Tell me how great I am cuz my Daddy NEVER did!??!"

Clearly someone got to him and told him to 'Fuck Off' when he asked them to come to his Bday Booty Bash. It was probably Branko when he said "Squirtstopher, you said me and Dave would make $25,000 each and you LOST double that plus BEGGED Dave for $5000 before my eyes!"

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Another photo op on the blank wall. Might be a professional photo shoot as NvB appears in the next shot while Kyle wears that fake beauty pageant smile yet again!

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Bubs is so lucky. He has a dad who doesn’t sent him to school and will teach him his superduper winning gambling strategies so he’ll never have to work a day in his life. My dad told me if I didn’t work hard and get and education, I’d end up like the hobos down by the railroad tracks. I believed him. What a fool I am.

Hahaha, Chrissy looking and sounding shit faced in some off strip Casino while he lies about another magical win with NO documentation. Just conversation from a Masturbating Midget!

But just Believe him folks, he's wearing the team's jersey and ONLY holding up the amount of money he claims to have won WITHOUT the original Buy-in!

Nothing suspicious at all about that...



Chrissy is completely red-eyed and sweaty like the Kool Aid Cum Guzzler he is! Probably still snorting NVB's ADD meds cuz he's too broke to buy real drugs! LOL!

Guess it's better than having Meth and Cum stained teeth when he Squirted Big Loads for Colt!



Squirtstopher also claims the Dallas Stars are the #1 Team in the NHL... at home.

But as usual, he doesn't fact check and is WRONG! You'd think the #1 Sports bettor in the World would know things like that, but alas the Colt Dolt only knows Lies and Deception.

Remember when Chrissy hated anything from Dallas and was Yelling "NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT" in the ears of a Dallas fan not long ago? Yea neither does he!

More lies from the Squirt, remember when he said he bets two games a night? Neither does he!

He claims he lost on 3 games but miraculously he placed a Big Boy bet on the Winnipeg Jets!

Considering they were playing the lowly Sharks and had -234 odds, the Squirter would have to bet OVER 50k to win this alleged 25k.

But ya know he says it happened and wore a cheap Jets jersey as proof, so Conversation surely beats Documentation here?



He also used an old Money counter Video to tell people to get the money that belongs to them!!! Does he actually think people believe that it's recent?



I’m guessing that’s the line he tried on Gary and Lucy years back that resulted in the infamous Black eye!



Folks, I also made a BOATLOAD while Little Kyle was making Big Loads...



See, here's MY Girlfriend wearing a Penguins Jersey AFTER they won in OT against the Kings and she's AT the game! That proves I won money on my 27K bet and I just Documented it here! Proving that I am the REAL Goat and Chrissy is just a Masturbating Midget!


And on Cue the Little Pussy deleted the Winnipeg post on FB! Hahaha, probably cuz he Lied and stated he lost 3 of 4 bets on the Capitals, Sabres annnnnnnd Kraken! It is still on his rarely used IG along with the OLD video of the Brrrrrr Chrissy mouth open for Cocks video from January 11!



But magically his non-existent Jets bet at -234 saved his night and the night of his only remaining Dumb Dumb Chum Nam Douche!

Meanwhile I documented my Gf’s bet as she is just a low rolling ho bag and I placed a 9k bet on my Big Boy account, which of course I can NEVER show proof of. But trust me, it’s there folks!!!

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Pickleball: @BWB, Dang dude, you are dating the hottest woman on PFA. All hail Caesar! Oops I meant, All hail BWB! As for little Kyle, he has the best looking Hag sitting at a community dining hall table in a downtown Las Vegas soup kitchen #Hag Life Baby

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All part of my GOAT life! Date TV stars who are also Doctors in real life! D….M….D!!!

You too can live this life Pb, just pay me $998 a month for Masturr Minds that never happen and sports picks that hardly win all so you can Martingale on -234 games and barely win on a late goal! #Bloat Life Baby

And lol at the bloat misinterpreting a classic euphemism with his latest bool sheeit story!



Hey Kyle, Little People refers to people who physically or emotionally Helped you succeed! Like that Homeless person you posed in front of to gain superiority over them in your pea brain!

Or Zach, Brandon and Dave Pruett whose lives you Ruined by extorting them for Money over and over again while using their testimonials to further your scam!

Those are the little people you fucking numbskull!!



Speaking of LITTLE, nice photo of your Baby Shrimp! It was so small it took one dot to cover it, hahahaha!

#ShrimpDickChrissy

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Pickleball: @BWB, Dang dude, you are dating the hottest woman on PFA. All hail Caesar! Oops I meant, All hail BWB! As for little Kyle, he has the best looking Hag sitting at a community dining hall table in a downtown Las Vegas soup kitchen #Hag Life Baby

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All part of my GOAT life! Date TV stars who are also Doctors in real life! D….M….D!!!

You too can live this life Pb, just pay me $998 a month for Masturr Minds that never happen and sports picks that hardly win all so you can Martingale on -234 games and barely win on a late goal! #Bloat Life Baby

And lol at the bloat misinterpreting a classic euphemism with his latest bool sheeit story!



Hey Kyle, Little People refers to people who physically or emotionally Helped you succeed! Like that Homeless person you posed in front of to gain superiority over them in your pea brain!

Or Zach, Brandon and Dave Pruett whose lives you Ruined by extorting them for Money over and over again while using their testimonials to further your scam!

Those are the little people you fucking numbskull!!



Speaking of LITTLE, nice photo of your Baby Shrimp! It was so small it took one dot to cover it, hahahaha!

#ShrimpDickChrissy

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Chrissy the Christian seems to forget one of the two biggest days in christianity is literally next week with his "you didnt indulge my idiotic childish fantasies so fuck you now" toddler tantrum.

I'm sure his sainted mother would want him to help his remaining family.
She's probably the type who would want to help random poor people like he claimed he used to with the ol Burger King Ransom.

Less said about Bryan and the Colt boys wanting Chrissy to turn the other cheek though.

Hey guys just won $12,537 on [interest a winning team from yesterday]! This is my dream life [intesert photo with money]. (now ask for money but pretend you don't need it even though you ask daily)

GOAT LIFE.

this isn't even remotely interesting anymore....anyone that falls for this deserves it at this point.

Lol at Bird Brain STILL trying to be like Chrissy. Wearing cheap Football jerseys that are probably 2nd hand. At least he has the Brains to buy jerseys with player's Names on them, instead of the Cheap Blank ones his Masturbating Midget Mentor does!

He's also clearly losing weight while the Bloat gets Fatter every day! Hahahahaha!



^^^ And is Birdbox wearing a skirt or some sort of thermal leggings? Don't know why he just doesn't quit the charade and admit he's Gay for Kyle like Chrissy was Gay 4 Cash . com!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Chrissy's newest Video is quite the shit show!

CHEAP photo shops on CHEAP AI with SHITTY AUDIO, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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RMS9: He’s trying anything to get new noobs to sign up. He must be hurting. Yet he continues to spend money which still makes zero sense. The gambling, and flashing cash is easily debunked with fake affiliate and prop cash money.

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Indeed, his follow up is just as laughable!

Here he is now claiming this is NOT a Get Rich Quick Scheme.... hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

It's mathematically PROVEN to work folks, just look all those Houses, Cars, Rolexes, Sports Bet Slips and Nice Suits the Bloat has because of his mathematically pro... oh wait!





Yea, let's ask Zach about that! "Folks make $3000 a day from home, by winning $200 and quitting for the day. But never showing the Losses!?!?" LOL

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Tariq Reed: "it's backed up by expert analysis" = I watch ESPN hosts all day for betting guidance

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People who watch The Stupid Box and believe what they hear are freakin idiots - Chrissy 2023

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Who hustled Chrissy into making this, and how much did they charge for such nonsense?

OR was it NVB showing off his Einstein level of intelligence?

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Chrissy 2020 - "Hurr hurr Online Casinos are a freaking SCAM! Who wants to play at home, while a dealer with Big Ol Titties on a Fake screen, rigs the cards???"

Chrissy 2024 - ***** Nobody is signing up for my Chum's Club and Booty Bash... I Know, I'll get a hot babe with Big Ol Titties to lure them in on a fake screen! COLT LIFE BABY!

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Lol at Bird Brain STILL trying to be like Chrissy. Wearing cheap Football jerseys that are probably 2nd hand. At least he has the Brains to buy jerseys with player's Names on them, instead of the Cheap Blank ones his Masturbating Midget Mentor does!

He's also clearly losing weight while the Bloat gets Fatter every day! Hahahahaha!



^^^ And is Birdbox wearing a skirt or some sort of thermal leggings? Don't know why he just doesn't quit the charade and admit he's Gay for Kyle like Chrissy was Gay 4 Cash . com!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Chrissy's newest Video is quite the shit show!

CHEAP photo shops on CHEAP AI with SHITTY AUDIO, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Who hustled Chrissy into making this, and how much did they charge for such nonsense?

OR was it NVB showing off his Einstein level of intelligence?

i've always found that the more emojis you utilize, the more serious you are at your craft.

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Lol at Bird Brain STILL trying to be like Chrissy. Wearing cheap Football jerseys that are probably 2nd hand. At least he has the Brains to buy jerseys with player's Names on them, instead of the Cheap Blank ones his Masturbating Midget Mentor does!

He's also clearly losing weight while the Bloat gets Fatter every day! Hahahahaha!



^^^ And is Birdbox wearing a skirt or some sort of thermal leggings? Don't know why he just doesn't quit the charade and admit he's Gay for Kyle like Chrissy was Gay 4 Cash . com!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Chrissy's newest Video is quite the shit show!

CHEAP photo shops on CHEAP AI with SHITTY AUDIO, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Also, I thouight Chrissy was close to the nut low potential chums a year ago.

Using a woman no one has heard of, that clearly is not interested in chrissy or his nonsense is yet another odd choice on Chrissy's part.

Hopefully Krustaford or someone similar can create a similar parody video on the cheap for the lols.

Hahahaha, the Squirter must have gotten his latest loan from Mr. foster. He took the old Hag out for dinner and bought Her a drink for a change!





He of course couldn’t do this during Stacy’s birthday month in November or their Anniversary month of August having made OVER 100k each month. But as we all know, anyone who says they make Over a certain amount without listing the exact amount is Lying! Hence Stacy is wearing some cheap costume jewelry instead of a real Diamond necklace they Real Millionaires buy their wives!

As anyone on a Fast would do, Chrissy the fat tub of lard, orders multiple desserts that look like a 4 year old made them annnnnnd he showed his first slot win in a year!



A whopping, massive, life changing $191… hahahahahahaha, Squirtstopher is so broke he has to run after less than a 40x win on a $5 bet! I guess Bob Foster expects his money back by Christmas in exchange for watching the ookster!



Hey Chrissy you Dead Broke DoucheBag… This is how you Win an actual JACKPOT! Unlike your shitty $191 payout you probably spent over $300 to squirt out like you used to Squirt out big Loads on Big Daddy Ockert’s bed!

I’ll teach you how to do this Every Single Day like I do, just pay back the $999 you scammed and extorted people like Branko, Dave, Brandon, Zach, Hoa Le, Pene, Sam, Vy, Austin, Kikja, and all the other people’s lives you Ruined with your Bool Sheeit!

Funny, Chrissy was bitching about slot machines just the other day, and here he is, on "date" night, playing slot machines.

Also LOL at "hurr hurr, Stace and I fast and live healthy" as he goes balls deep into a lot of desserts just for himself.

It's more than he deserves, but it's still hilarious to an extent how he brags about having a middle to lower middle class life. "Look at me I eat" "look at me I have an old wife" "look at me I have a single child" "look at me I live indoors" "look at me I have 1 leased car" "look at me I am at a sporting event" etc. ect. ect. I mean great for him not being homeless and getting what he deserves but what exactly is this to brag about day after day after day after day. Yadda yadda yadda about his millions of dollars of which he doesn't seem to use in the least to improve his life style, with exception of going to WS games and the super bowl, obviously alone because the guy for the most part is always alone.

But what is still most hilarious is a guy claiming day after day after day making these 5 figure winning bets and never once showing a ticket.

Krusty's latest video is kind of dark.
I love it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OSLP2llyLI

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It's more than he deserves, but it's still hilarious to an extent how he brags about having a middle to lower middle class life. "Look at me I eat" "look at me I have an old wife" "look at me I have a single child" "look at me I live indoors" "look at me I have 1 leased car" "look at me I am at a sporting event" etc. ect. ect. I mean great for him not being homeless and getting what he deserves but what exactly is this to brag about day after day after day after day. Yadda yadda yadda about his millions of dollars of which he doesn't seem to use in the least to improve his life style, with exception of going to WS games and the super bowl, obviously alone because the guy for the most part is always alone.

But what is still most hilarious is a guy claiming day after day after day making these 5 figure winning bets and never once showing a ticket.

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I can explain why... He wants to erase OLD posts/videos/memories of him and bombard people with this nonsense to the point they think of THIS rather than his other idiotic videos & posts.

Remember all those Paid Advertorials two years ago? Notice how they don't exist since 2022 and he hasn't bothered paying for more? Why? Because they had ONE job, to subplant all the Gay Porn and mentions of his scamming ways by clogging up the Google Feed and other searches until THOSE paid sites pop up first as opposed to Free Ones(no pun intended) of his past discretions. It's also why he goes by CHRISTOPHER instead of CHRIS, because those Chris Mitchell articles and searches lead back to his fitness training scams and then ultimately the Colt Ass Spreading photos!

Same thing here, except he now wants to try and remove those memories people have of him flashing Sports bet tickets and Big piles of chips. Since he was likely banned from any reputable casinos, he couldn't show his fat face at a high limit game with big money there. He probably went to some low end, off strip casino to desperately film a winning video and post it. Laughably he couldn't even Squirt out a $200 winning session despite donking off $5 per spin.

What's sad is, people like Bird Brain, Pene, Tommy Nguyen and Brandon are enamored with this sort of life. Being Lazy, Entitled, Self Absorbed scum bags who just WANT the nice things in life without actually having to WORK HARD for them. They just feel they should just HAVE them without actually earning it. So they buy snake oil from charlatans like Chrissy thinking "THIS MUST WORK... LOOK AT THAT GUY!!!"



And we get treated to another "Hurr hurr I made $100 in 1.69 seconds folks, dat means I Win every hand for hours on end and Never lose folks!?!?" Won't ruin the fun for ZD but I couldn't help but laugh at the Giant FAKE $100 bill poster behind the shrimp dick midget Fake Millionaire, lol!

Thanks BWB:

almot 10 minutes of chrissy nonsense incoming.

Chrissy in his bathrobe, looking tired
opening balance is $19000 exactly, that is not sus at all

As BWB notes, Chrissy has extended his cheap fake art collection to include a poster of a $100 bill.

Chrissy starts with Blaaaaaacky. [For new readers, this is the name of the game Chrissy is playing and does not refer to dealers or any sites Chrissy is playing on]

Unusually Chrissy takes the first spot, rather than last spot for Blaaaaacky.

First hand pair of 6s for 12 vs an Ace
Chrissy hits and now claims he plays no bust 99% of the time and starts rambling about a 12 vs an ace might not win

Chrissy would have lost either way.
Chrissy mitchellgales to $225.

LOL
Chrissy gets a 14 vs 6.

Chrissy loses and claims it sucks the dealer beat him

Chrissy desperate for top quality footage decides to continue filming the shoe being built, and claims if he gets timed out its not his fault
Chrissy already sounding defeated almost like rent is due on the 20th and he'll need to put his bathrobe to good use.

Chrissy mitchellgales to $500.
Chrissy gets a ten....and a 4. vs dealer's 9.
Chrissy would have caught a 7 for 21 but he plays no bust no nut and stands.

Sadly the dealer does bust and Chrissy is up $175.
Do we get a hollar at ya boi? No, we get a very deflated Chrissy happy to leave Blaaaaaaaacky.

Chrissy is off to play European Spinny despite telling us for ages that American roulette is better.

Chrissy grunt-sighs because he cant figure out "the trend" and decides to put $100 on red.

Time for Baaaaacky and puts down $150 on banker.

Oddly Chrissy only bets $250 on Player.

Chrissy wins and sounds about as excited as Stace does when its playing slots on date night.

Chrissy ends the session with $19375.

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This is a great advert for "the goat life" being tired, forced to grind the rent money, zero excitement or happiness.
No real reason to watch this nonsense.

Lol, Chrissy's pile of money is looking rather thin and he's going hard on this whole "Hurr hurr $800 is all it takes folks!?!?!

Also, that Resting Beaker Face REALLY makes people wanna be like THIS guy! But remember, he doesn't hold up money and do these pictures for YOU folks! No no, he does it ALL for himself to remind himself how HE is rich despite not owning a home, a Car without a Loan, a Rolex, a Lexus, Real Teeth or a Butthole that hasn't been penetrated 169,999 times in 45 years! Let that sink in!



#ShrimpDickLifeBaby!

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1dollarboxcar: remember about a week ago, he said it was only going to get better after the 1st of the year... can't wait to see what he has in store after all this BS...

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He also said "Civil War is Coming" a year ago. Masturr Minds after Sept 2022 would NO LONGER be Held in Casinos(LOL!) annnnnnnnnnnnnnd they would be Bigger & Better than the Previous One (DOUBLE LOL!!!)

Much like his sports picks, the best thing to do with his "Promises" is Believe the Exact OPPOSITE and you will be successful!

Hurr durr Find out what Chrissy is doing and do the EXACT Opposite!?!?!





#BROKE KYLE BABY!