If only Chrissy had gone both ways this quickly in his porn career, he wouldnt have needed to become a scammer.
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you would think that a multi-millionaire who makes $100k per month over the last 5 years, would be in NY at Citi Field for the LAD vs NYM game... since he has never been there and he could scratch that off his bucket list.. since he makes that GOAT Life Cash and he can do whatever he wants and whenever he wants... they could just homeschool NVB on the plane ride there and in the hotel room and the plane ride back, on his private jet... order gourmet room service in the hotel room...ooops forget he is on a 30 day fasting diet or whatever he calls it... so no hot dogs stuffed in his mouth at the ball park...
got few dollars on NYM @ +117, just for fun and to fade Krissy since he thinks the LAD is gonna win...
but instead of doing millionaire things he is gonna show how to make a hundy in 8 minutes from his rented bunker again... LMAO...
https://www.facebook.com/christopher...8295074831851/
CURSE of the Billy Goat continues.
Chrissy wears BOTH jerseys for the Guardians and Dodgers, BOTH Teams LOSE, LOL!!!
Folks, it's scienctifical. If a Midget who Masturbates roots for your team, then they will automatically LOSE because said Masturbating Midget is a Lifelong LOSER!!!
I'm documenting that Squirtstopher LOST 20K(even though he's Broke and can't rub 2 pennies together) cuz "Derrrpp Documentation Beats Conversation!"
Regarding the Dodgers, the worst seats in the stadium are going for over $1000 for the World Series right now. "Front row" is even more, even in the shittiest of shitty sections.
I have my doubts that he's actually bought anything. And is he taking Stace and Bubs?
Anyway, Chrissy, stop posting that the Dodgers will win. I'm a big fan (have been since 1976), and don't want you fucking this up. Thank you.
This whole thing is beyond retarded. At least waaaaaayyyy back in the day he would show some slips but now it's basically just claiming to have taken the team that won the night before....
Why I completely lost interest.
The Renting Retard is getting all excited about some shirtless guy named Daymond SemenWall posting Million dollar listings in Tennessee…
Chrissy says “Hurr durr makes me wanna move there..”
To do what Kyle? Rent a 6 month bunker, hang your cheap Walmart photo frames of Vegas and make your shitty videos to remind yourself that you could have been rich but blew it all away faster than you Blow Big Loads in Bryan Ockert’s Bed???
Folks, buying real estate is for stupid idiots who pay taxes!! Be like Me and rent for Life and pay someone else’s taxes for them. Then run away to another state when your broke again like the Colt Dolt Hurr hurr!!?!?!”
Look, more Conversation without Documentation from the Masturbating Midget!
Notice how Chrissy has never worn a Yankees Jersey and they made the World Series?
Coincidence??? I think not!
Here’s a Bloat sighting at an Islanders game!
Nah, I just saw one of those look alike vids on FB and the Charlie Brown one got a laugh from me! Imagine Chrissy being on that in his Blue Smurf Pajama Suit? Hahaha, he’d probably drop his pants and start jerking off if a real TV camera featured him… you reaaaady???Quote:
TheRivers: Were you at the Isles game tonight? I was.
A week ago he claimed to have a futures bet on the Indians to win the World Deries that would pay him “the most he’s ever made” in sports betting. And now he’s claiming a 10K win on the Yankees. He’s all over the place.
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zealanddonk: chrissy heard there were only queers and steers in Texas and figured Tennesse might be the same
Just noticed that the OP was sharing a listing in TN that has almost 100 acres of Land!
And Chrissy wants to "go there" to "buy" a home...
Remember when he said "Hurr hurr I don't wanna buy a home because of the landscaping and cleaning" that he would have to do???
Does he think 98 acres of grass and land will take care of itself??
Or does the Self-Proclaimed Pretty Boy intend to buy a lawn mower and cut it all himself???
Once again, a prime example of Chrissy opening his mouth and looking like a fool to impress some rich, older man with his shirt off!
# BROKE RENTER LIFE BABY
Folks, I told you I’m the Real Deal. Unlike Pussies who post fake conversation filled lies about non-existent wins, I show my bets Every Single Day… that they win folks!!
I made… $104 in 3 minutes folks!!! Wouldn’t it be cool if you made that? What would YOU do with an extra $104 every 3 minutes folks??? Would you buy Butt Plugs like the Colt Dolt? Would you drop your pants and pull your pud like Prescott??
NHL season is just starting and NBA IS RIGHT around the corner, it’s not too late to pay me $998 which is less than other Fake Touts who never show bet slips in over a year… let that sink in!
I will neither Confirm nor Deny that I paid a Masturbating Midget $0.99 to Pull his Pu..... I mean Pick Parlay Bets and blow a Big Load... of Cash!!! Colt Life Baby!!!Quote:
Pickleball: Fess up, you subscribed to Chrissy's sports handicapping club? Nice win.
Nah, he's too dumb and too much of a pussy to bet on real sports. Hence he's not posted one of his "Hurr hurr I predicted the Dodgers would go to the World Series folks!" ::::whilst wearing a cheap dodgers jersey, holding up prop money with his fake beauty pageant smile on his fat face:::: Even though 4 months ago I said the Dodgers SUCK and bet 100K that I don't have, that they won't WIN the World Series!?!?"Quote:
Dan Druff: has chrissy placed a prop bet in his life?
I Believe the last time he placed a prop bet was during the Paul/Fury fight that he live streamed from his Chicago "Dream" Rental home over a year ago. I remember he and Stacy were whining that the fight was "rigged" and he allegedly bet $7000 on under 7 rounds.
#DOLT LIFE BABY
Hahahaha, Chrissy with more LIES of spending. And of course, he's not doing this to IMPRESS YOU... but to Impress his Itchy Balls ON YOU!!!
So IF he spent 24K(Complete Lie) on all this travel and amenities(which would have Paid Receipts proving all this, but alas nothing from the Squirter!), where is he gonna get the 100K to pay off his Claim back in June??? That's a lot of Big Loads for Squirtstopher to Squeeze out... You Reaaddddy hahhhhhh?!?!??
Maybe he and NVB can go back to Squatting in a ditch by a garbage can fire like they did at their Rented home in Frisco and go collect Food Stamps and a Welfare Check despite being Millionaires ala Ol Dirty Bastard???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5i-xaZU60
"Hurr hurr folks, why wouldn't you want FREE money??? FREE is Bad and there's nobody cheaper and worse than Chrissy!!!
Just to prove he's lying, Not that there was even a doubt, about how much flights cost from Las Vegas to New York (Laguardia)...
The Screen Shot below shows a Spirit Airline flight costs... Anywhere from $139 to $344 - $459 Each way... Not Quite the $1785 that Squirtstopher is trying to pass off. Even if Stacy and NVB were going that's UNDER $1500 for all 3 each way and you KNOW his cheap ass is taking the cheapest flight possible!
Dumb shit doesn't even realize he could literally stay at a hotel or Air BnB across the river in Jersey City or another city in Hudson county for half the cost and simply take the Ferry or Train to the stadium for less than $50 a day.Quote:
TheRivers: Funniest cost is the NYC hotel. Right now you can’t get a standard room in NYC at most hotels for less than $700 per night…and he’s claiming to have a luxury suite for a total of $4800 across four nights. Good luck with thar.
I'm sure he won't post any pics from his Flea Bag , Crack Head Hotel he stays in the Bronx or Harlem though, so it really is all Conversation without Documentation from the Masturbating Midget! # BLOAT LIFE BABY!
Why is Chrissy bragging about "Claiming expenses hurr hurr" when he used to tell us you didnt have to pay taxes for gambling online?
Also, I'm not an expert on American Tax laws, but how is buying a novelty cockring considered either a souvenir or a valid deduction for a "professional gambler"?
For a Gay Man, Chrissy has pretty shitty taste in wardrobe with these UGLY Black Yankee and Dodger Jerseys.
Even a novice "fan" would go with the Classic Pinstripes or Dodger Blue Vintage Jerseys.
But Fatboy Fag Chrissy is probably going with the black ones to hide his bloated stomach and bitch tits
#Bloated Life Baby!
SHOUT OUT TO ELMO!!!
Krusty back at it clowning CM... the T-shirt Krusty is wearingis too funny...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-4x1f4Y53A
Derrrrp , Anybody who smokes is a Freakin Stupid Idiot - Chrissy 2024
Chrissy 12 Years ago... with Black Teef from Smoking Cigs, Meth and Cocks daily!!!
Chrissy defends Mr. Leaton's objection by stating people make STUPID choices...
Like say, Doing Gay Porn on Camera for 10 Years???
Or betting Banker 9 times in a Row on a 10 Player Win Streak in Biloxi???
I am looking forward to seeing what bullshit he tries to pass off as "documentation" that he's attending all 5 World Series games in the front row.
And no, it's not tax deductible to spend big money on attending sporting events just because you call yourself a "professional gambler". The only way this could be justified would be if you could show how the expenditures on the games are justified by the size of your bet. But you can't write off a $2500 ticket by placing a $300 bet, and saying you're there for research.
However, we all know Chrissy isn't a winning sportsbettor, so there is no gambling income to write off!
He actually might be able to write off the World Series tickets/trip by claiming it's an expense necessary to cultivate his high roller image as a (scam) gambling influencer. So yes, it could probably be justified against his income which is now mostly derived from getting suckers to sign up to Betonline and lose. But then there's the whole scam angle to what he's doing, to where he could separately be criminally charged for wire fraud and other financial crimes.
I just watched Krusty's latest video. He calls out The Bloat asking for documentation for his WS tickets, first class airfare and hotel suites. Funny stuff. Druff should like the video as Krusty is wearing a LA Dodgers hoodie and cap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zg9c_ZYGrI
The best I'm seeing right now is Barry's tickets.
barrystickets.com
I see some seats listed at like $1150, and you can get 15% off with promo code LANY, which takes it under $1000.
Still not paying that though.
Get it down to $700 for a decent seat and I'll consider it. I ain't letting go of a grand for the fucking nosebleeds.
Date night for the Mitchells.
Mama Goat looks like someone took her hay and tin cans away from her.
Now there’s a happy wife walking behind her husband, as usual.
so i take it that the 30 day fasting commitment is null and void once again...
Where are all the Winning Bets from the massive NHL games last night? Or the NBA Tipoff games? Isn't the BLOAT supposed to be a Jack Off... errr of All Trades in sports that he wins on Ping Pong and WNBA games? Funny he hasn't mentioned any bets since LOSING on the Raiders and Ravens in back to back weeks! Unless of course you can't his LIES about Hurr hurr I made 20k on the Guardians folks!
He must have walked up to the Casino cage and been like
Chrissy - "Hey you dead broke douche bag Cashier, gimme MY $20,000!!!"
Cashier - "Sure, can I see your Documented Bet Slip for this Supposed Bet??"
Chrissy - ******Chrissy Opens up Facebook on his phone and shows the Guardians cheap jersey post*******
Cashier - "Ohhhhhh why didn't you say it was you Mr. Prescott? ::::Looks at Picture of Chrissy smiling like an idiot with Prop money::::: Yup, that proves you placed the Bet Kyle! Would you like Large Bills or Crumpled up Singles from your Gay Stripper Days??"
Imagine how annoyed the Waiter must have been to take photos of these two Deadbeats smiling like Fake Rich people and then leaving a $5 tip? How come Squirtstopher didn't leave another $150 tip, doesn't he ALWAYS tip well? Guess those folks at Applebees took all of Chrissy's fake tip money for this year, lol!Quote:
zealanddonk: Chrissy looking more creepy than usual in the top picture with the sushi
I guess Stacy and Champers will be sleeping in the Tahoe while Kyle sits in the outfield seats without a pair of binoculars. He will probably splurge for tonight’s LA Kings game and take Mana Goat and NVB but don’t expect to see them sitting in the bleachers with The Bloat at any of the WS games.
As we can see in the reflection of Chrissy’s oversized sunglasses, he is taking pictures while holding his phone with his right hand. Hopefully The Bloat is not driving while taking that picture?
Personally I don’t care if he flies through the windshield while driving 80 mph but if Champers is going to sit on Stacy’s lap or be strapped in with the seatbelt across his chest and Stacy behind him, things could get ugly on the 300 mile drive.
#Bloat Life
Chrissy clearly desperate for Attention and FB Engagement does another "Hurr durr Trump iz Gooder than Harris folks!??!"
I'll give it 2 hours before the Little Fag deletes it!
Wasn't he just BRAGGING how awesome his weekend is and how YOU are a Loser for not going to sports games 3 times a year like him???
Why is he sitting in his Motel 6 worrying about what his Dead Broke followers think???
Of course he will, it's going to be the Lowest Attended Game of the Year as the Kings play the Lowly 0-5 Sharks. Notice How Chrissy the Fake Millionaire ALWAYS buys tickets to games featuring the Lowest Drawing teams in their respective Leagues? Raiders vs Panthers, 49ers vs Jets, and now Kings vs Sharks???Quote:
He will probably splurge for tonight’s LA Kings game and take Mana Goat and NVB but don’t expect to see them sitting in the bleachers with The Bloat at any of the WS games.
Could it be because the re-sale ticket prices are DIRT CHEAP and some Season ticket holders are willing to sell them for well under face value???
Nah, it's cuz he Rich and has Millions of dollars to take Spirit Airlines Flights and put 30,000 miles a year on his Leased Tahoe driving to Cali!
#BLOAT LIFE
And when Trump Loses the election, Chrissy will Cry that it was RIGGED!!Quote:
He will probably splurge for tonight’s LA Kings game and take Mana Goat and NVB but don’t expect to see them sitting in the bleachers with The Bloat at any of the WS games.
Chrissy could prove his loyalty to Trump by posting a big boy bet on the election outcome, but we know he wont.
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And Chrissy's post is gone, well done to bWB.
Three things we already knew.
The Bloat never fasted even for one day. At least two big milk shakes on the table.
The Bloat will be attending the World Series games solo. “Stacy I can only write off my expenses for attending the World Series games. Bubs and you can watch the games with a better view on the TV in the motel room.
The Bloat did not document his luxury hotel suite in Los Angeles because he is staying in a motel. At best, the Holiday Inn by the 101 Freeway. A three star hotel at best. Noisy af too. You can hear cars 24/7 from the rooms. I know personally. Lol
Not sure which is worse, Chrissy's fake smile in the first picture, or NVB's fake smile in the second picture.
Strictly a guess but a valid guess.
I think that The Bloat Family had breakfast at Mel's Drive-in located at 8585 Sunset Blvd. West Hollywood, Ca 90069
Mel's Drive-in definitely has a juke box inside.
I think they are staying at an old and rundown Ramada Inn located at 8585 Santa Monica Blvd. West Hollywood, Ca 90069
The rate for a room tonight is $246.00. Sounds about right for a fake millionaire.
They could walk to the restaurant in less than ten minutes.
West Hollywood is a popular vacation destination for gay men.
Chrissy must be more excited by this fact than attending a World Series game.
he's sitting right next to the right field foul pole, if anyone should happen to be there and reads this... if they wanted to say hi and scare the shit out of Krissy...
edit: and what a dipshit... while everyone else is wearing the home white jerseys for LAD... he is wearing that God awful black LAD jersey... hope some Mexican slaps his stupid ass for disrespecting... :)
Mookie Betts must be gay and can spot another queer when he sees one...
Well, Christopher Mitchell got to Dodger Stadium today at 8am when they opened. Just to ensure he gets 2600 pics of an empty stadium, from every angle possible. And then he posts a multitude of videos showing he’s once again at the game ALL BY HIMSELF. I mean, who does that?! Who does that at a World Series game no less?!! Just the absolute epitome of the biggest fucking nerd. You’re a fucking nerd, Chrissy. You have zero friends. You have zero dollars to take your rag doll wife, who looks like she was dog walked last night by a guy named Leroy, to the game with you and that challenged kid of yours. Fucking nerd, Chrissy!! You’re in the front row in the fucking bleachers, behind the home run pole. It’s not like you’re in the front row behind home plate. Front row in the bleacher seats are not that fucking cool, you cockroach. Hell,, bleacher seats themselves aren’t that fucking cool.
I can’t emphasize enough just how big of an absolute, shit-stain, FUCKING NERD you are!!!!!! I can’t imagine how often you got beat up in grade school, and likely high school, too. NERD!!!!!!!!
https://fb.watch/vseXbNXgYU/
lol @ Squirtstopher going to the game alone and leaving his wife and kid at the Motel 6. Here’s how you do it homo:
So…when game 3 happens and he’s in New York (assuming that’s real) does he then put on the Yankee jersey and scream like that for the Yankees to win? Screaming like that for both teams within the same series would certainly qualify him as the dumbest looking sports fan that ever existed.
Surprised Little Kyle isn't claiming he motivated Freddie Freeman to hit a Grand Slam in the World Series like he did in his Imaginary Little League World Series 35 years ago!
How long until he makes a video saying "Watching that Grand Slam made me remember when I used to hit Grand Slam Big Loads into Gay dude's butt holes folks!"
@jayjami, if you are going to tonight's game too, maybe you could go a few minutes early and take a wonder down to that right field foul pole and say hello to Krissy (i would bet he has the same seat again).... make sure to video record his scared shitless reaction...!!??? or anyone else that visits this thread and is going to tonight's game... :)