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Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis

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Originally Posted by Daly

Been over this a bunch of times in my mind this week. I’m trying to picture a situation where Bama doesn’t hang at least 45 on OU. Could very well be 60.

Let me put this a different way.

I can’t picture a situation where Bama doesn’t cover 14 and to total isn’t way the fuck over 81.

Anyone think we going to see a 39-26 Bama W? Me neither.

Bet Bama -14 and Over 80 and rest easy you have a decent shot to scoop but limited shot at being scooped.

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I know OUs defense really really really sucks, but you don't have any issue with hurts possibly playing in this one? that's the only thing that's giving me a little pause...

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27, 56, 47, 40, 46 are OUs last 5 games points allowed.

None of these teams were Alabama. Alabama knows OU could potentially hang some points on them - they not going to take the foot off the gas unless they up 35 and running the clock out in which case Bama covers and the total goes up in flames.

I’ve been wrong before and have looked foolish doing so but I just don’t see Bama scoring less than 42 in any scenario and that’s with Hurts playing the whole game.

Vegas/Chicago hung the 7 Simp.

Mild regrets about passing. You were no help.

Now I sound like Druff

Not a bad price. May not last

Embiid rest today.. look up the rest yourself

MOBILE - BASKETBALL - NBA - 502 PHILADELPHIA 76ERS/DETROIT PISTONS UNDER 220½ -111 FOR GAME

Coming up in about 10 minutes:

Denver at Charlotte- Under 218.5

More shortly

Toronto at Brooklyn - Under 221.5 (last minute)

Raptors -6.5 live bet

Druff your under looks good

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Originally Posted by simpdog

Raptors -6.5 live bet

Druff your under looks good

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Digging deeper here

Raptors -3.5 double original bet.

Pointless foul with 1 second left beats my Denver under.

218 total becomes 220 thanks to that.

That's running pretty bad.

Toronto under will win if no OT.

The runbad fairy also tried to beat me in the Toronto game, as it got sent to OT.

But somehow I still won by double digits.

Still disappointing that I'm now 7-9-1 instead of 8-8-1, which I would have been if that stupid pointless foul hadn't taken place in the Denver game.

Joanna Jedrzejczyk +250

T CITY -110 GOGOGO

Shocking to see Vegas get it right on the Brian Ortega v Max Holloway fight, I was hoping T city was a dog just so I could get extra value, but I'll take it...

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Originally Posted by Mintjewlips

Shocking to see Vegas get it right on the Brian Ortega v Max Holloway fight, I was hoping T city was a dog just so I could get extra value, but I'll take it...

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TCity WAS a dog all the way up until a day or so ago.

heads up boys with the holidays and bowls here...there will be guys who are gonna be cutting out so be wary if you see a line that you think that's too good to be true...

here's what I got off the top of my head:
will grier (QB WVU -- SKIPPING BOWL)
landry cajuste (OL WVU - one of the best in the big 12 -- SKIPPING BOWL)
ed oliver (DT HOU -- SKIPPING BOWL)
Justin Herbert (QB ORE -- believe he is going to be playing even though as of now he's projected as the first or second QB off the board)

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Originally Posted by simpdog

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

Chicago v Vegas over 6


Boston v Tampa Bay
TB Puck line
TB ML

What do you think Puckheads?

Partitioned some funds for hockey. See what happens. Boston is hurtin and Goalie Rask is a shell of himself

MOBILE - HOCKEY - NHL - 12 TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING -163 FOR GAME

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Should have bet leafs when down 4-1. They are insane.

And I guess any time Sparks is in for Leafs take the over. He is awful

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Bruins 6
Leafs 1
3rd 12:07

Did this when 4-0 before start 3rd. See if you’re onto something

MOBILE - TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS AT BOSTON BRUINS MAPLE LEAFS TOTAL MATCH (1.5) OVER 1.5 +235

Wow

6-2

Thanks Simp!

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Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis

heads up boys with the holidays and bowls here...there will be guys who are gonna be cutting out so be wary if you see a line that you think that's too good to be true...

here's what I got off the top of my head:
will grier (QB WVU -- SKIPPING BOWL)
landry cajuste (OL WVU - one of the best in the big 12 -- SKIPPING BOWL)
ed oliver (DT HOU -- SKIPPING BOWL)
Justin Herbert (QB ORE -- believe he is going to be playing even though as of now he's projected as the first or second QB off the board)

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Wish I would have had the scoop on Grier. That was a big line movement.

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Originally Posted by Daly

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Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis

heads up boys with the holidays and bowls here...there will be guys who are gonna be cutting out so be wary if you see a line that you think that's too good to be true...

here's what I got off the top of my head:
will grier (QB WVU -- SKIPPING BOWL)
landry cajuste (OL WVU - one of the best in the big 12 -- SKIPPING BOWL)
ed oliver (DT HOU -- SKIPPING BOWL)
Justin Herbert (QB ORE -- believe he is going to be playing even though as of now he's projected as the first or second QB off the board)

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Wish I would have had the scoop on Grier. That was a big line movement.

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didn't even see it...how much was it? guessing he's worth a TD at bare ass minimum...

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Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis

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Originally Posted by Daly

Wish I would have had the scoop on Grier. That was a big line movement.

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didn't even see it...how much was it? guessing he's worth a TD at bare ass minimum...

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7 down to 2

3 point discount live

MOBILE - NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AT MIAMI DOLPHINS SIDE PATRIOTS -6.0 -110

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

3 point discount live

MOBILE - NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AT MIAMI DOLPHINS SIDE PATRIOTS -6.0 -110

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Text Bill and let him know it’s ok to turn up the defense now.

Up or on. I’ll let you decide that.

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

3 point discount live

MOBILE - NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AT MIAMI DOLPHINS SIDE PATRIOTS -6.0 -110

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Text Bill and let him know it’s ok to turn up the defense now.

Up or on. I’ll let you decide that.

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Bill has seen several iterations of NFL play since he started in ‘75

He has adjusted very well to the “zero defense” version that is so hep today.

Wow this was crazy!

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Every single parlay and teaser got nuked.

U mother fuckers want to get all your money back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNe1hKro3Ig

Eagles second half for all the money ya'll

hope this guy stays healthy, because the next 10+ years are gonna be really fun to watch...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi1V70Ra9Rs

In case there was any doubt, yes I had the Patriots in a tease, and the other leg won so that play fucked me.

I also had Philly +3.5, and got royally fucked the last play of the game when the DB batted the ball and it miraculously went to Cooper. 99% of the time that is incomplete and Cowboys kick and win by 3 or a tie if Philly can drive and kick a last second FG.

I also had Panthers ML and they had 2nd and goal from the 3 at the end of the game and couldn't punch it in.

I also had Tampa +8.5, and they were up 14-3 at halftime and didn't cover.

Such a brutal day.

I have Bears +3. They are tied 6-6 in the 2nd Q, but the way this day has gone already penciling in this as a loss and moving on.

Rams convert a fake punt in their own territory and Bears punted on 4th and 1 from the 50 yard line. One team is playing to win and the other team isn't. Sometimes it really is that simple.

Also, Trubisky is VERY inaccurate tonight, even by his standards. For the bears to have a chance, Cohen is going to have to win this game.

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Originally Posted by verminaard

In case there was any doubt, yes I had the Patriots in a tease, and the other leg won so that play fucked me.

I also had Philly +3.5, and got royally fucked the last play of the game when the DB batted the ball and it miraculously went to Cooper. 99% of the time that is incomplete and Cowboys kick and win by 3 or a tie if Philly can drive and kick a last second FG.

I also had Panthers ML and they had 2nd and goal from the 3 at the end of the game and couldn't punch it in.

I also had Tampa +8.5, and they were up 14-3 at halftime and didn't cover.

Such a brutal day.

I have Bears +3. They are tied 6-6 in the 2nd Q, but the way this day has gone already penciling in this as a loss and moving on.

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You deserve to lose for these horrible pics

Just took a bit of Rams +5.5 and tiny bit of +220

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Originally Posted by simpdog

Just took a bit of Rams +5.5 and tiny bit of +220

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BTW fck the Eagles kicker. :to

I took Seattle -3 -110. It appears Russell Wilson took the other side though. Unfortunate.

This is starting in about 10 minutes, but I really like it:

Boston at Washington - Under 220

Also Detroit at Charlotte - Under 217

And for those of you who missed those two, here's one more which doesn't start until 6pm PST

Miami at Utah - Under 212

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This is starting in about 10 minutes, but I really like it:

Boston at Washington - Under 220

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This was brutal. Great first half, just 101 points.

Despite a bad third quarter (60 points), it was only at 201 with 2 minutes left.

Then the scoring went into overdrive, and the game wasn't even close. And then it went to OT anyway. LOL

Strangely enough, the Charlotte under looked horrible, but just 40 points were scored in the 4th quarter, and it squeaked by with only 215 points.

Utah is a blowout, and is on pace to win the under at the moment.

Sadly, even if it wins, I won't make any money, because I was dumb enough to bet double on the Boston under.

:gay

Bowl game action so far:

STRAIGHT BET
[212] UAB -1½-105



STRAIGHT BET
[217] FLORIDA INTL +5½-105


STRAIGHT BET
[251] SOUTH CAROLINA -4-105


STRAIGHT BET
[276] OHIO STATE -6½-105


[201] TOTAL o68-105
(NORTH TEXAS vrs UTAH STATE)


STRAIGHT BET
[204] UL LAFAYETTE +3½-105


STRAIGHT BET
[208] GEORGIA SOUTHERN -2½-110


STRAIGHT BET
[213] OHIO -3EV

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Originally Posted by Daly

Been over this a bunch of times in my mind this week. I’m trying to picture a situation where Bama doesn’t hang at least 45 on OU. Could very well be 60.

Let me put this a different way.

I can’t picture a situation where Bama doesn’t cover 14 and to total isn’t way the fuck over 81.

Anyone think we going to see a 39-26 Bama W? Me neither.

Bet Bama -14 and Over 80 and rest easy you have a decent shot to scoop but limited shot at being scooped.

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Just read this...


Alabama quarterback Tua Tagovailoa is recovering from a tough ankle injury suffered in the SEC Championship Game win over Georgia.

Tagovailoa, the Heisman Trophy runner-up, is believed to need a couple of weeks in order to get back to full health. That, of course, would put him back on the field before the College Football Playoff semifinal against Oklahoma, but it’ll be close.

Dan Patrick, a veteran sports radio host, said today that he’s hearing Tagovailoa’s return could be “iffy.”

“Dan just said he’s hearing Alabama QB Tua Tagovailoa is ‘iffy’ for game against Oklahoma,” Andrew Perloff of The Dan Patrick Show tweeted.

Here's one for the night game:

Dallas at Phoenix - Under 210

You can get 210.5 or 211 on some books

Current record is 9-10-1

bumpppppppppp


get me back right and in this thread Druff..... easy parlay nfl sunday is alllll this kid needs to be right over here




shippppppppppppp it



givin zero fux, ship the beggartard even if need be but i won fair n square... going to fall asleep listening to ur voice here eventually even




hash tag # radio 4 liiiiiiiiiiife

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Originally Posted by Daly

Been over this a bunch of times in my mind this week. I’m trying to picture a situation where Bama doesn’t hang at least 45 on OU. Could very well be 60.

Let me put this a different way.

I can’t picture a situation where Bama doesn’t cover 14 and to total isn’t way the fuck over 81.

Anyone think we going to see a 39-26 Bama W? Me neither.

Bet Bama -14 and Over 80 and rest easy you have a decent shot to scoop but limited shot at being scooped.

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Just read this...


Alabama quarterback Tua Tagovailoa is recovering from a tough ankle injury suffered in the SEC Championship Game win over Georgia.

Tagovailoa, the Heisman Trophy runner-up, is believed to need a couple of weeks in order to get back to full health. That, of course, would put him back on the field before the College Football Playoff semifinal against Oklahoma, but it’ll be close.

Dan Patrick, a veteran sports radio host, said today that he’s hearing Tagovailoa’s return could be “iffy.”

“Dan just said he’s hearing Alabama QB Tua Tagovailoa is ‘iffy’ for game against Oklahoma,” Andrew Perloff of The Dan Patrick Show tweeted.

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just dont read that u mean



DALY already told us that IT DOES NOT MATTER if hes playing or not, all faith in the bama scoring at will even with Jalen playing


allllllllll the points


just need to stack a bankroll by the time the game pops {{still forever away}}




p.s.

daly why am i still not on ur team bro?


da fuQ