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She ought to throw us a party!Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Not to give Chrissy any ideas because we know he'd fuck it up but:Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
I suspect his plan is to fake his death by "falling off" the ship
Then when Stace gets the payout she's going to sue "all the haters" for causing Chrissy to kill himself.
is CM's website so legitimate? ... let's take a quick look....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb2dgBqV_wQ
Look at this. Now everyone can be “The GOAT”
Safe to say Chrissy is a Dead Broke Douchebag at the moment. No Memorial Day Weekend Vacation Staycation Paycations... No Casino Chips, No Winning Sports Bets(or even Bet Slips placed at all!), No Fancy Suites in 6 months, NO Masturr Mind meetings in 6 months, annnnd One Fancy Dinner in 3 months at a mediocre Steak House!
Probably lost his last $175 on the Oilers losing to the Stars last night, but since he's too much of a pussy to document ANY of his bets, I thought I would Document it here as it beats Conversation from Masturbating Midgets Every Single Day!
A simple Sports bet transaction history would prove otherwise, but little Fake Millionaires are too scared and stupid to post that.
Instead they post horse cocks and Jasmine Tame look alike photos as seen below. Surely to be deleted VERY soon!
It's also good to get tested for AIDS after Squirting on Couches of Old Gay Guys...
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd the Little Pussy Deleted the Stretching post in record time, just like I predicted! Lol, #Squirt Life Baby
that's ok, cause he is gonna make up for it today by placing a $25k bet....Quote:
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd the Little Pussy Deleted the Stretching post in record time, just like I predicted! Lol, #Squirt Life Baby
edit: i have a feeling this could be an old video that he is " recycling " today.... but i could be wrong... i really have no idea at this moment, just seems to me i have seen this before....
Going to take a lot of days in a row making $100 at table games to win that back if he loses. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Why does a guy that claims to print money at tables games risk 25k on a single sports wager? I thought he wanted to be relatable to small rollers and that is why he plays so small in the table games he posts. I am confused. Haha
His videos are so generic and lame---its hard to even care--so he takes 25k and dumps it all over his car seat and simply tells you he is going to bet it. Wow what a dude!
He could at least make interesting content and drive to a casino and show a little ticket. But nope! Let's dump fake money on my car seat say I am betting then make a quick sales pitch and call it a day so I can get back online and play spinning for $5.
Hard to care as it's just so stupid and boring.
Edit: just a quick glance the front bills look real(probably 1k-1.5k there) and the back ones(majority) have a blue tint and probably fake.
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Maybe it's lighting---I don't claim to be an expert----but it looks so obvious with the color deviation which bills are real and which are fake.
He would be better off using all fake bills so one couldn't so easily see the color difference.
what do you think the odds are that we get to see some sort of bet slip ticket of this supposed $25k bet? and if he is making some sort of bet ( which i kind of doubt he is ) but if he is.... i say he is only putting a few hundred dollars on the Dallas Mavs for tonight.... somewhere in the -130 range at this moment..??
any guesses or any other speculation...?
Given his choice of Clown Outfits today, IF ANY BET was placed, then it was Likely on the Dodgers. They are playing against the Lowly Mets and since it's a Double header, he figures if he loses Game 1, he can Marty bet on the 2nd game! Both teams have lost 5 of their last 6, so he probably figures "Hurr Durr the Dodgers are Due"...
Just a reminder the OTHER time Chrissy went "ALL-IN" on the Dodgers... "Hurr hurr Crying like a little Girl in Tampa!" - Shoutout to April 'Goin Down' Hill!!!
True, but he literally wears that Dodgers's's's Jersey in EVERY other video he does. I saw it at least 6 times in the last few months of his idiotic posts! Plus he's too cheap to buy a Blue Jays or Rangers jersey!Quote:
TheRivers: That swoosh symbol (Nike) is on every MLB jersey. So h could be wearing any of the dark blue ones including Dodgers, Blue Jays, Rangers, Cubs, and more.
@BWB, i think you are correct on the Dodgers bet today.... that sure looks like a Dodgers jersey in todays video after watching it again.... and we all know how he likes to wear the jersey of whoever he is betting on, even though he has denied that in the past..... Dodgers 1st game just started.... if Dodgers lose the first game i am gonna bet the Mets for a few dollars just to fade ol' Krissy boy.... lol
notice the Nike swoosh symbol....
If he actually had $25,000 in the car, he’d be an easy mark for getting rolled. But even criminals are smart enough to know he’s a fraud. If he did bet on the Dodgers, I hope they lose. Never rooted against them in my life, but it’s only one game and they are a shoo-in to win the West.
Dodgers came back from down 2-0, and then 2-1 in the 9th. The won 5-2 in 10.
So if the BLOAT bet them, he won.
No matter. We know what happens to all money Chrissy wins.
And after the game, Chrissy magically claims he bet on the Dodgers.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Yup, he PROVED it by posting...
A Screenshot of the Score. LOL!
There you have it folks, indisputable proof that he Bet on The Dodgers today annnnnnd won the bet!?!?!?!
Look folks, here's a picture of my $4 Million Dollar Bet that I placed today folks!?!?
People have been asking me, who did I bet 4 mil on today?
AUSTRIA VIENNA, duhhhhh!
And I documented it, so you can't ever ever ever Dispute or Doubt it! It's Einstein Light Bulb Scientific Folks!?!?!
COLT LIFE BABY!
In the classic "Dance, Chrissy, Dance" category, will Chrissy now post a picture with a lot more money that includes today's winnings to show he actually won?
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Yea the little pussy didn't Bet or Win jack shit! Probably still begging for money in that parking lot and asking people to take his $1000 challenge of Most Big Loads Swallowed in a Minute... Man!Quote:
1dollarboxcar: not a chance...
*Chrissy Uploads Another Affiliate Play Money click Bait video* This time wearing his cheap Dodgers No-Name Jersey and lop-sided Ball cap that he's worn numerous times to complete his clown outfits. He makes $400 in play money and says that proves you can make $500 per day.
Actually WINNING $500 per day is out of the question of course, cuz "Hurr hurr he has things to do and is extremely busy jerking and sucking off truckers in empty lots!"
Here's a shot of him when he removes his dentures to suck off the next Bird Brain ready to Squirt!
#Truck Sucking Life Baby!
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Tariq Reed: I remember when "Goat Life" meant winning thousands of dollars at the (brick & mortar) casino every day and eating in expensive restaurants. But today, "Goat Life" means staying home and playing low stakes online at offshore internet casinos. LOL.
Yep and now he's ranting about how his Reason WHY is now his Reason to CRY!!!
Clearly him diverting attention to another Loss and his remaining idiotic chum(s) keeps asking "Chrissy WHY do we keep losing??? WHY do you keep asking for MORE money??? WHY don't you keep your promises of FREE Masturr minds and Access to ALL your winning stragedies?!?!?"
How long before he starts wearing a Cheap, No-Name Oilers' jersey and jinxes them like he did to the Bruins, Celtics, Avalanche, Dodgers, and KNIIIIIGHTS during their last playoff runs???
So many lies and contradictions to unpack in this latest FB post...Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
1) He has said many times that he never had a mentor to show him how to get rich, but in this post he's clearly stating that he DID have a millionaire (ok, maybe just "successful") mentor who gave him the "Reason Why" speech. But despite having this successful mentor with amazing advice, CM admits that he remained a broke loser.
2) CM claims that he's made no less than $50K and "usually" at least $100K per month since MNVB was born. So 57 months at an average of at least $75K per month means that Christopher Mitchell should be able to show us a net worth of at least $4,275,000. So where's the money Christopher? Please show us a house title, car title, bank account statement, brokerage account statement, etc. that would verify your net worth.
3) CM reminds me of the Walter White character in the tv show Breaking Bad where he initially started to cook meth to make money for his wife and son, but it quickly became apparent that he was doing it for his own self-aggrandizement, not for them, and damn the consequences. But CM didn't even start out with altruistic motives for his wife and unborn son, his motives were entirely selfish and self centered, just what we would expect from a narcissistic sociopath like himself.
According to Double Jackpot, 20 years ago, Chrissy was invited to live with an Older Man in Los Angeles. One night he was propositioned for a Squirt Fest with said Older Man and ran away to do MLM scams not long after...Quote:
TheRivers: Thought his mentor was a she (Dani Johnson). He was also based on old videos making 1K per day in 2018…yet he was dead broke?
Here is Chrissy showing what he learned during that stay and his Vision Board was all about Older Men!
Much like the short lived Bowling challenge, Chrissy has to insult his skinny legged, aging wife instead of giving Positive affirmations! The same way he says "MY wife was about to give birth to MY son..." Everything with Chrissy is "ME ME ME, MY MY MY!"
But yea, this is the guy you should choose as YOUR mentor cuz he never did anything questionable in his life!
Rememebr, Chrissy makes his sacrifices so his family doesnt have to:
Being able to bend over is just one of those sacrifices...............
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorQuote:
Tariq Reed: I remember when "Goat Life" meant winning thousands of dollars at the (brick & mortar) casino every day and eating in expensive restaurants. But today, "Goat Life" means staying home and playing low stakes online at offshore internet casinos. LOL.
Yep and now he's ranting about how his Reason WHY is now his Reason to CRY!!!
Clearly him diverting attention to another Loss and his remaining idiotic chum(s) keeps asking "Chrissy WHY do we keep losing??? WHY do you keep asking for MORE money??? WHY don't you keep your promises of FREE Masturr minds and Access to ALL your winning stragedies?!?!?"
How long before he starts wearing a Cheap, No-Name Oilers' jersey and jinxes them like he did to the Bruins, Celtics, Avalanche, Dodgers, and KNIIIIIGHTS during their last playoff runs???
The biggest lie is him feeling shame at 40.......
Chrissy once again trying to shame his followers by quoting somewhat meaningless things that his supposed rich lifestyle has allowed him to do. He’s boasting that he’s been to 22 of these places…which is impressive. But I guess I must be more successful than him because I’ve been to 24 of these places. Rivers Life Baby!!!
Well Rivers said it best, but I thought I'd throw this in for Fun!
Probably just venting after losing his tiny bet on the Rangers last night!
10 Days ago... "Don't ask me where I've been and what I'm doing... I'm a Loner derrrrp My Life isn't about YOU!?!"
One Hour Ago
Today - "Folks folks tell me something that I can use against you to make you feel smaller than me and make myself feel important!?!?"
# Insecure Life Baby!
Just as I suspected, the self-proclaimed “world traveler” has never even been out of the United States. What kind of multi-millionaire doesn’t have a passport? Most Americans haven’t been to Colt Studios though.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorWell Rivers said it best, but I thought I'd throw this in for Fun!
Probably just venting after losing his tiny bet on the Rangers last night!
10 Days ago... "Don't ask me where I've been and what I'm doing... I'm a Loner derrrrp My Life isn't about YOU!?!"
One Hour Ago
Today - "Folks folks tell me something that I can use against you to make you feel smaller than me and make myself feel important!?!?"
# Insecure Life Baby!
Looks like Chrissy "The Loner who Doesn't need Likes or Engagement and Doesn't Care About YOU..." is very actively replying and engaging comments from people he supposedly doesn't Care about...
He even got former Millionaire Chums like Sam Martinez and Kevin Blumpkin to participate!
Sam Martinez, who was one of the regular attendees since the 1st Masturr Mind 3 years ago was so successful he went back to working at the post office!
Annnnnnnd Old Blumpkin is being interviewed with a Clip On Mic and tells us of his Rough Days following the Bloat!
# Billy Goat Life Baby
We all know the answer, but has Chrissy posted verifiable evidence he has been to 22 of those places on that list, or is this yet another "Kng of Wishful Thinking" situation.
Also LOL at Alaska being first on the list and no evidence he tried to bottom for any moose.
Also, as a non-american, I would have thought 50 states, 50 things to see on his list.
As others have also pointed out, he has to be careful not to "hurr hurr passport hurr hurr" too.
My only comment is to those of you who think Andrew is out of bounds. No prisoners, you comment on any Chrissy post, you get the truth.
You get the MLM Facebook posts, you get the Colt pics, you get the trucker video. We owe it to them to show the true guy they are following.
Not sure how anyone can argue about that. Fake FB profiles is the key.
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Originally Posted by TheRiversChrissy once again trying to shame his followers by quoting somewhat meaningless things that his supposed rich lifestyle has allowed him to do. He’s boasting that he’s been to 22 of these places…which is impressive. But I guess I must be more successful than him because I’ve been to 24 of these places. Rivers Life Baby!!!
Mrs Horney and I did 24 on our 5 month tour of the North American continent Mr Rivers annnnnnnnnnnd we can add the Gettysburg and Little Big Horn battlefields.
Also Chrissy “Alaska” is a tad vague, I actually painted a Bob Ross in Alaska where the man himself learned his craft.
Horney life baby 😃
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelcome back MrHorney, We've missed you around here.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrhorneyQuote:
Originally Posted by TheRiversChrissy once again trying to shame his followers by quoting somewhat meaningless things that his supposed rich lifestyle has allowed him to do. He’s boasting that he’s been to 22 of these places…which is impressive. But I guess I must be more successful than him because I’ve been to 24 of these places. Rivers Life Baby!!!
Mrs Horney and I did 24 on our 5 month tour of the North American continent Mr Rivers annnnnnnnnnnd we can add the Gettysburg and Little Big Horn battlefields.
Also Chrissy “Alaska” is a tad vague, I actually painted a Bob Ross in Alaska where the man himself learned his craft.
Horney life baby 😃
In case anyone wants to say hello to The Bloat.......
Okay so some initial findings of this Kaitlyn Young character reveals she touts herself as a Social Media Doctor…
Which is basically a fancy way of saying MLM scammer and charges odd prices for her “course”. It’s basically the same MLM nonsense about “building a brand, creating a social media presence and growing a following”…
All of this can be found for free on YouTube and other platforms, but of course the Uneducated and Unlicensed “Doctor” of Social Media will offer you this VALUABLE information for the low, low price of $47!! Lol!
And wouldn’t ya know, for an extra $50 per month, she offers MASTURR MINDS as part of her transformation program, hahahahahaha!
So there you have it folks, another of the Apex Flock of Sheepherders has surfaced! Even uses terms like Elevate, Masturr Mind, Growth and Transform!
I also believe this Kaitlyn Young person is transgender, but that is not relevant unless of course she tries to use that as an excuse for calling herself a Doctor but never obtaining a PHD?
So yea another Fraudster that To Nobody’s surprise our little Masturbating Midget calls a friend and associates with!
These badly staged photos, Remind me of pre-scandal Dan Schneider and his terrible acting!
Feel free to comment and post on her FB page, linked below!
https://www.facebook.com/kaitlynyoungoffical/
Lol, you guys totally think the way I do! Though I fear the repercussions of fat shaming and trans bashing due to being even remote associated with people like Chrissy and Keith Craft!Quote:
Pickleball: @BWB Thanks for posting her link. The social media doctor should 86 the Master Mind Group (Chrissy has fhat covered) and start an E-Weight Watchers Group.
out of reps so i will have to reply...
she must identify as a Doctor too....Quote:
I also believe this Kaitlyn Young person is transgender
i would of thought since he laid that $25k the other day on the Dodgers and won so much money.... we would of seen that BIG BOY of a whopper winning ticket... but nope no winning bet slip for documentation to beat the conversation.... maybe thought we might see one of them big and expensive sushi dinners with the fam, and wash it down with one of them $5k glasses of wine.... but nope all we see is some online gameplay with fake affiliate money for a hundred bucks or so.... and some posts about where people have traveled to and from..... life of a fake millionaire.... but he truly thinks it exists in his own mind....LMAO LMBO... :)
Annnnnd the Panthers win the series! Since Chrissy is too much of a pussy to even bet on Hockey, we’ll just call this a “Moral Loss” for the Squirt and he no longer has Braggin Rights over his old Apex buddy Mike!
Shoutout to Mike Schulkins!
Einstein once again proving how dumb he is and how disconnected from reality. These are not NHL ticker sites he’s looking at. They are third party ticket broker sites who will put anything on sale in an attempt to make money for themselves. Has nothing to do with anything being rigged or pre-planned. And the site clearly says the game will happen “if necessary”. If our genius would just go on the actual Florida Panthers website he wouldn’t be seeing this.
No wonder he’s possibly overpaid for tickets in the past. He’s using ripoff third party resale sites. He even now in the comments has proudly proclaimed that he bought tickets for games 1 and 2….but meanwhile the Panthers and the NHL hadn’t even issued tickets yet. So Chrissy is using some website that is likely booosting up the prices for tickets that they don’t even have yet…and he’s complaining that the same site is trying to sell tickets for games that don’t exist. As you would say Chrissy….use your frickin’ brain.
If its rigged, why does he keep betting on it?
exactly, so now he can claim he won another fictitious $10k... amazing how this guy has all the rigged games figured out...Quote:
TheRivers: What do you mean? His “system” counteracts all the rigging and the cheating. :-)
except there is no documentation again... it seems to me the only documentation we ever saw is when he thought he would show off and actually lost them big boy bets... like Ohio St. and whoever else it was... there has been so many i lost track.... please someone remind me... lol...