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Krusty with a good video....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szTyyGUT3co
Despite Chrissy always moaning about haters, the number 1 cause of damage to Chrissy's brand is Chrissy.
Looks like another Loss in the works for The Colt Dolt! Hahahaha, Chrissy curses EVERY Single Team he roots for!
Little Kyle better make another Commitment to Wanking Off on Bryan Ockert’s couch!
# Colt Life Baby Dick!
Guess I Squirted my Load too soon, like Chrissy did on the Vegas Knights. Only difference is that is cost me $10 and it cost the Colt Dolt his last Chum paying $1000 per month!
Speaking of paying $1000 per month, remember this Classic Stupidity from Chrissy???
"Hurr durr they made 20k in 3 days folks, Imagine if this was Real and it wasn't a LIE like everything I ever said folks?!?!" - Chrissy Nov. 2023
"Folks, you haters don't have the Level of Commitment that I do, all you deadbroke douchebags quit after 30-60 days cuz you weren't winning 10k-20k per day! But if I lie about it, that makes it okay and you're just jealous cuz you have Jobs that pay you and I have to give Hand Jobs and take Big Loads on my dentures to get paid!?! Colt Life Baby!" - Chrissy May 2024
"You Ready??? Youuuu Readddy Hahhh?!??!?" Kyle Prescott 2010
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CJ9KD9HG
Christopher Mitchell's should provide a free copy of this shirt to all of his chums so they can be as committed as he is.
Chrissy back with the guilt pitch today trying to prey on people going through a rough time. Your spouse cheated on you? It’s because you didn’t send him $1000. Fucking clown.
Also anyone on X, check these posts out and give them a like or retweet if you can. The more people that see this clown, the better.
Is Chrissy going to constantly reuse that picture of him in the Cheap, No-Name Avs jersey?
Until of course they get eliminated and he hops on the next bandwagon!
I found Chrissy's Original FB post in a Wayback machine, his original Cries for Help are in Red and someone from his past is helping to Fill In the Blanks!
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Originally Posted by The BozChrissy back with the guilt pitch today trying to prey on people going through a rough time. Your spouse cheated on you? It’s because you didn’t send him $1000. Fucking clown.
Also anyone on X, check these posts out and give them a like or retweet if you can. The more people that see this clown, the better.
And start the timer on the Sainted Mother story.....
Panthers win and Canucks pull an incredible comeback on the same night, gotta love Playoff Hockey!
Unless of course you're Chrissy and you Lost Your Ass again betting on the wrong team(s).
Inspired by another classic, Chrissy can have his Own Video Game starring his Past Aliases, I've designed the Villain Select Screen Below!
Chrissy Lies about how Renting things means he had them and how NVB has lived more in 4 years than his Former Deadbroke Dum Dum Chums have their entire lives!
Soon to be deleted as he basically blurts out he's going to Seattle and Alaska(two places he's Never Been Before).
No mention of Winning any Bets Last night, so that DOCUMENTS that he LOST again and Documentation Beats Masturbation
With the rightful owner he Rented it from!Quote:
1dollarboxcar: lol.... where is the Rolex/Lolex...???!!!!
He might be thinking of the Air B n B he RENTED for the Tampa Booty Boat Bash. Ya know the one where JC Barber and Brandon got into a fight AFTER losing their bankrolls following Chrissy annnnnd the little Squirt tried to make it up to them by spending $15 on Tampa Bay Rays tickets, lol!Quote:
Tariq Reed: When did he live in a "huge mansion"? Is he referring to living with that guy in Texas who then gave him a car? Yeah, wouldn't we all love to hear the details on that relationship. Maybe he'll explain all that in his next FB post.
Remember, this is a guy who exaggerates the Smallest of things to be a HUGE deal... "Hurr hurr folks, I'm eating Sushi... look how baller I am!?!" "Folks, I drove a Leased car, that means I'm rich cuz ALL millionaires need a Loan on a Car that costs less than 75k folks!"
Chrissy demonstrates his lack of thinking skills, or his ability to tell on himself yet again.
By age 100, most people will have:
Had some form of education
Opened a bank account
Paid bills
Left home
Had sex
Learnt to drive a car
Had some type of job
Voted
Lost both of their parents
Naturally those are mundane things that make us human, so are of little interest to Chrissy.
I'm sure he'll roll out the sainted mother story as he was already teasing that with his "hurr hurr at age 5 I was a greedy little shit and it gave my mother cancer".
Lol, Another Losing KNIGHT for the Bloat...
3 Favorites in MLB choke against Below .500 teams annnnnnnnnnnnd the Stars WIN against the Avs this time!
Since he hasn't mentioned ANY sports bets since the Knight's Choke Job, he is too broke to bet or lost whatever money he had left on last night's games.
Now he'll be on some Senior Citizen Cruise with a midget sized casino and small betting limits trying to Marty bet his way back to even! #Colt Life
Could this have been the act of The Bloat?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...d/73643676007/
Only if the guy is holding back he woke up with the feeling a very little cock was in his ass at some point. And wet pants from the saliva left in his underwear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pickleball
That said, better use of a billboard than advertising an offshore casino link in the gambling capital of the world.
Chrissy talks down to his sheep cuz “Hurr durr I went somewherez like a Big Boy and den I went to da Gym!?!”
Cuz nobody in recorded history has ever gone to a gym whilst traveling…
Also, no One in recorded history works out at the gym in a cheap Dodger’s No-Name Jersey and Ill-fitting Ball Cap they bought at Walmart!
Some people say they’ll be on the Cover of Forbes Magazine but they Never Will!
Annnnnnd those same people say They Never Did Gay Porn or Any Kind of Porn, but yet they Still DID it for 10 years… You Ready?!?
And still no evidence he has ever left the United States.
Another Losing KNIGHT for the Bloat!
He figured the Rangers were a lock to sweep their series and the Canes Squirted out a win!
Annnnnd by virtue of Chrissy rooting for them like a bandwagoner and jinxing the team, the Avs Lose Again!!
Ding ding ding… a Winner is You!!!Quote:
I'm sure he'll roll out the sainted mother story as he was already teasing that with his "hurr hurr at age 5 I was a greedy little shit and it gave my mother cancer".
At 3AM west coast time, Chrissy posts the longest whiniest Sainted mother rant ever!!!
“Wahhhha my Mommy didn’t see me Get Beat by My Daddy”
“My Mommy didn’t see me Pull My Pud for 10 Years on the couches of Old Gay Guys!”
“Mommy didn’t get to watch me shake my 3 inch ding a Ling on stage dancing to Ginuwine’s “Pony” and The Weather Girls “It’s Raining Men!”…
“Wahhhh Mommy didn’t see me Host My Own Birthday party for my Chums and then beg for money after Leaving my bankroll at home!”
“Mommy didn’t watch me Extort Dave Pruett for $5000 and kick him out 1 month into his 1 year Paid in Full membership!”
“”Wahhhh Mommy didn’t get to see me become a Millionaire in 2020 who got his Hyundai Accent repossessed for not making the $200 car note payment!?!”
Will crop it here since they little Pussy will likely delete it!
Also the Game Winning HR in the Little League World Series has now changed to the Little League Championship. *This will soon be changed to got a Game Winning Double during Kickball at Recess!
And a new lie about almost Blowing His Left Hand off, playing with Firecrackers at the age of 10. Lucky for Little Kyle and his future employers at Colt, Chaos and Frat Men Videos that didn’t happen and he had 10 years of Spanking His Tiny Monkey for them on video!
How simply pathetic to use his deceased mom in his scam over and over and over and over again.
The guy is so deranged in his illusions. An addict that thinks he is a savior. LOL. The game winning home run in the little league world series goes to show how fantasy world bleeds into any sort of reality his drug ridden brain has left.
"On this mothers day I would like to thank my dead mom who in death has been a greater prop for my scam than she ever could have been still breathing, THANKS STRESS!"(cancer)
Chris, you are worthless. You have turned out as horrible as anyone could have imagined. Now run back to your fantasy and chase that dollar for the rest of your days so you can stick it in a slot machine.
So, remember when Chrissy was going to become a Youtube Preacher and have a ministry and and and and and and and and it failed because he had one live stream, got asked about the war in Ukraine, got confused and it as terrible.
So, in the above post chrissy mentions his sainted mother is living the Goat Life in Heaven.
Does everyone who goes to heaven live what Chrissy claims is the Goat Life, or is it only for sainted people, or people who want that type of heaven?
I'm pretty sure his mother's heaven is keeping well away from Chrissy.
Likewise, since Chrissy is already living the Goat Life now, does that mean his heaven will involve unlimited gay sex?
Also minor LOL that Chrissy dragged Andrew into his post, Chrissy probably needs something.
@TheRivers: Notice there was no praise for Stacy as the mother of his son.
Of course not, Stace is still alive, probably makes demands on Chrissy like money, time and attention and is therefore not sainted or worthy.
Looks like Chrissy already nuked that post. Good call.
I don’t believe he graduated from high school. Any ten year old that forgot to let go of a fire cracker must have repeated the fourth grade at least twice. No way in China that I would have held on to a fire cracker at age six, let alone ten. How old was he when he put aluminum foil in a microwave? No wonder his father gave him daily beatings. He really was and continues to be a special ed child.
Post is still there for me.
And love the narrative that Chrissy was left all by himself when his mother died so he had to take up cooking and laundry [and fucked that up].
Documentation beats conversation, will Chrissy prove any evidence for any of that?
BedWetterBettor: Still there, but Drew just added his version of the post. A little more heartfelt and not as “Me me me, My My My!” As Chrissy’s post. Still conceited and exploiting Mommy’s death, but not as blatantly self-serving as Chrissy!
Reading over Drew's version he includes "win martial arts competitions, wrestling tournaments, bodybuilding competitions".
Makes me highly suspicious that Chrissy has lied about all of those things and just borrowed from Drew.
LOL Drew claims to have "published books".
Then Drew confirms he's taken a few balls to face like Chrissy did by claiming his own young ooooooker oooooked out his son knows Drew's mother because why not.
Drew also suggests he was suicidal at one point: Did he borrow that from Chrissy, or did Chrissy borrow it from him?
Drew doesnt say God told him to keep going on, but it wouldnt surprise me if that's drew's story that Chrissy also borrowed.
The comment section gets weird with a Tara Cherie refering to Drew as a brother, and Drew refering to her as a sister.
Wonder if they mean half-sibs from Daddy Mitchell, or some sort of religious sense.
Funnily Chrissy hasnt ruined that post with his nonsense yet.
Ol’ Andrew Mitchell’s post about his mom is open. Someone should bombard the dead mom post with gay porn Chrissy pics. 😂.
Of Chrissy’s mom was alive, she would have abandoned him long ago and he would just make up stories about her like he has his dad.
“Tariq Reed: I think we should leave "civilians" not actively involved with, promoting or supporting CM's scam alone.
zealanddonk: Agree with Tariq Reed, until Drew starts pushing "hurr hurr mitchellgale Baaaacky hurr hurr", leave him alone”
Sorry guys, possibly the only time I’ll disagree with you. Chrissy takes no prisoners and doesn’t care about fairness. Drew condones the scam by communicating with the POS, even if he’s his brother. Bubs is an innocent kid but he’s used by Chrissy in the scam. AA was innocent too but Chrissy dragged him into court. Nope, a few Colt pics and other truths about him are never out of place in my mind. If one person sees it and doesn’t click on Chrissy’s link it’s well worth it.
Surprised that Squirtstopher has the restraint to not make a whiny rant about NHL refs being paid off to let the Panthers win after the controversial non-call in last night's Bruins/Panthers game that led to a Panther's tying goal.
https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/should-...tts-ga~2920505
Then again, you'd have to be an Actual Fan of Sports to know this and Chrissy is about as Fairweather as that Asian girl posing as a Chargers Super Fan last year only to be called out for doing the same routine for the Vikings years earlier and was just trying to become a Social Media personality for the local sports team!
https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profoo...ikings-fan-too
Speaking of trying to be Social Media Personalities...
The Chums are displaying their intellect and grammar taught to them by High School dropout Kyle Prescott!
If you are getting Itchy Balls about trolling chums or posting old Kyle pictures where he is spread eagle pulling his pud, might I suggest hitting these fools up in the comment section and DMs???
Ken Alderson shows off how much he's improved his spelling and life skills by Choosing to DO LIFE with Little Kyle!
Nam Do tells us he is "Taking Notes" off Chrissy's vacation post. But since it's filled with mostly Lies and Exaggerations, perhaps there should be Cliff notes? Or maybe Unpaid Car Notes on The Lexus and 2 repossessed Hyundai vehicles Chrissy conveniently Never Talks About any more??
Branko enlightens us about how he can recognize great people when he runs into them...
Guess that explains why he is still running from city to city following Masturbator Mitchell and trying to make $50 a day after paying $999 a month for worthless sports picks?
It also explains why he is 73 years old, has never been married and has no family or friends! # Billy Goat Life Baby
Chrissy Logic:
If you’re not rich then you’re broke (there is no in between)
If you’re broke then you’re dumb (there is no in between)
If you’re dumb then you should pay him money (there is no in between).
Soon to be Deleted, just like those non-existent Sports bets, the Slot Machine wins(which haven't appeared in 4 months either) annnnnnnd the Post that the Florida Panthers SUCK cuz "Hurr durr Vegas beat them in One Cup Final and Documentation Beats Masturbation!"Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
If someone who is Deadbroke is then dumb, what does that make a "Millionaire" who Left his Bankroll at home during a 3 month pre-planned, hyped up Gambling event with 2 dozen idiots and that event took place 10 minutes driving distance from his "Millionaire" rented condo? Let that sink in!
It always seems odd that Chrissy tries to tie wealth with intelligence when he has neither.
Using Chrissy-logic, both Biden and Pelosi who are objectively and measurably wealthier than him, are also smarter than him.
Here I’ll save everyone the trouble and leave these irrefutable pieces of documentation here…Quote:
Tariq Reed: This would be a good time for Christopher Mitchell to stop flapping his gums and actually prove his claimed millionaire status with actual documentation like bank statements and brokerage account statements. Talk is cheap Chris. Prove it!
“Folks you’re Deadbroke cuz ur Dumb! Not me though, I’m smart cuz I make sure all my Lies are so stupid only Stupid Idiots like Branko and Nam Do would believe them!”
No Big Wins or Big Loads for Squirtstopher, just Another Loss to Florida! Documentation beats Masturbation!
Looks like Chrissy just posted a picture(s) of himself standing in front of the Seattle Mariner's baseball stadium.
He really does buy cheap clothes.
he likes stuffing his mouth with wieners....Quote:
Originally Posted by Pickleball
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Soon to be deleted as he basically blurts out he's going to Seattle and Alaska(two places he's Never Been Before).
No mention of Winning any Bets Last night, so that DOCUMENTS that he LOST again and Documentation Beats Masturbation
Do I know this fool or do I know this fool? Lol, I knew the little Squirter would be in Seattle and soon will be boarding a Free Cruise to Alaska!
How did I know might you ask?? Well, MAYBE SOMEBODY I know will be attending that cruise... Or maybe they just called and invited me???
Better hope we don't throw your midget ass off the Cruise ship Chrissy! Hahahaha, expect him to be posting pics of him eating at the 5 star restaurants aboard the ship and grinning like a moron through his fake teeth!
I hear they like Gay performers on Cruise ships Kyle, you can show them your Minute Man Squirting Act... You Ready???
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcarhe likes stuffing his mouth with wieners....Quote:
Originally Posted by Pickleball
Hopefully Stace will read this to Chrissy....
https://www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3502...sk-early-death
Eating ultra-processed meat linked to greater risk of early death
Let’s sit back and hear a tale. A tale of a scamming ship.
As you can see, things turned out very well.
It was not a 3 hour tour…
Skipper is the only happy customer!
Another Losing Night for the Number One Sports Bettor… who Never shows any sports bet tickets and jinxes whichever team he roots for like a bandwagoner!
If only Chrissy had listened to God when he guided him to live in Dallas, he’d be making Money hand over fist betting on Dallas teams By DEFAULT!
Instead he’ll end up IN DEFAULT on his Chevy Tahoe Loan payment, just like he did on the Lexus and Hyundai payments!
COLT LIFE BABY!
Oh I'm sure he's betting sporadically as evidenced by the Knights screaming fit. You KNOW he had Money on that game annnnd Game 7 vs Dallas. Hence the Big Whiny rant about commitment & not paying the price followed the Knight's Elimination!Quote:
TheRivers: Somehow I don’t think he’s been betting at all. I think he is letting to live off of the BetOnline affiliate money. That seems to be the big push now.
But it's still fun needling him for wearing a cheap replica Avs jersey and watching dance like our personal monkey puppet holding up his measly 10K and wearing that same cheap replica jersey as a response to a miracle 3 goal comeback by the Avs. Funny how ANY jersey he wears instantly brings Doom and Losses to that team's playoff hopes! Just like he did to Boston teams in ONE playoff year wearing his Blue Smurf outfit. LOL The Curse of the Billy Goat is alive and well folks!!!
Possibly, but IF the Rangers advance, they're likely facing a Red Hot Panthers team and Chrissy is too much of a pussy to bet against them again considering how his Knights went limp against Dallas.Quote:
Tariq Reed: I'm thinking that lots of bettors lost big two games in a row thinking that the Rangers would close it out with their 3-0 series lead, then 3-1. Hopefully CM included with the big losers.
Imagine if the Stanley Cup Final is Dallas vs Florida? Hahahaha, he might Squirt himself to death! # Billy Goat Life
Looks like there was a 2 for 1 Sale on Midget Sized Kraken Replica No Name Jerseys's's's at Baby Gap!
He's acting like he's so special for Skating on a Practice Rink, which isn't even close to the real Ice that professionals skate on. They use the cheap left over ice for Dead Broke Douchebag Midgets and throw it away afterwards.
He probably flew Alaska Airlines and they threw in free tickets to this game along with the skate time for NVB.
Better hope you don't wear that on your Free cruise Kyle, would hate to see it get thrown overboard!
@BWB Don't gamblers that receive the free cruise certificates actually have to spend a lot of time at the tables and wager a specific minimum bet size?Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorQuote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Soon to be deleted as he basically blurts out he's going to Seattle and Alaska(two places he's Never Been Before).
No mention of Winning any Bets Last night, so that DOCUMENTS that he LOST again and Documentation Beats Masturbation
Do I know this fool or do I know this fool? Lol, I knew the little Squirter would be in Seattle and soon will be boarding a Free Cruise to Alaska!
How did I know might you ask?? Well, MAYBE SOMEBODY I know will be attending that cruise... Or maybe they just called and invited me???
Better hope we don't throw your midget ass off the Cruise ship Chrissy! Hahahaha, expect him to be posting pics of him eating at the 5 star restaurants aboard the ship and grinning like a moron through his fake teeth!
I hear they like Gay performers on Cruise ships Kyle, you can show them your Minute Man Squirting Act... You Ready???
We haven't seen hide nor hair of him via pictures or videos in the hotel lobbies let alone inside a casino.
If someone drops $1,000.00 on the tables, I cannot see the casinos handing the person a free cruise certificate.
Does his $1,000.00 loss. (WOW) at the electronic roulette table qualify Chrissy for a free cruise?
Just a guess, but don't the people receiving these certificates have to pay the port taxes?
Perhaps I should elaborate on this some more...Quote:
Originally Posted by Pickleball
The Casino loses NOTHING by offering Cruise certs. In many cases, they OWN the cruise liner or at least the Casino inside offering gaming and make their Revenue back that way.
Port Fees are Paid by the Passenger, but are usually a low amount of under $200 per family.
And you can have a long lapse in play and they will still send the offer to folks who have a decent play history and higher tier status, like the aforementioned relative of mine that asked me to swipe his card for both offers and play with their card to avoid negating future offers.
In fact I see many old frogs in Scooters parked at the Kiosk of Free Cruise Offer day with up to 10 player cards, swiping and redeeming the offer for family & friends. It obviously holds up the line(s) but it's a great +EV play if you roll with circles who do this for gifts, Promotional offers, Free Play and Room Offers.
Ballys and CET properties practically BEG you to come down on Free Cruise day to the point they will offer you a "Second Chance" offer if you don't show up the first time! So they're not hurting at all and they want to give out as many as they can to get people gambling, eating, drinking and most importantly TIPPING on these ships!
*New Video from Squirtstopher atop the Space Needle*
Just Chrissy yapping about nonsense and nothing worth seeing. Of course numerous other tourists look annoyed to be in the angry midget's recordings, wonder if he got their permission to film or did they say "FUCK YOU!?!"
And where are all those Winning Slot Videos from Mr. $100 in and Win EVERY SINGLE DAY??? Seems like he's gone from Jackpots to Shitpots in less than 6 months... again! #Billy Goat Life Baby!