ELON MUSK IS GOD

MSCI China index is down 6.21%.


buckle up boys.

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Tesla finished up only 13%.

Only 13%

Only.

and then blasted another 3% onto its value after the bell for lulz.

im sure tomorrows premarket trades will be sane, measured, and informed because clearly everyone just learned their lesson.

OSA is this true???

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im sure tomorrows premarket trades will be sane, measured, and informed because clearly everyone just learned their lesson.

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Stupid institutional money piling in. Always the savvy shoppers

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consider how little 8.2m means to pretty much anyone saudi tho.

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Excuse me, 8.2 million shares

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apparently it was 39k shares.

woops

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If Warren supporters jump ship, it feels like Buttigieg would be their backup, even if they're more ideologically similar to Sanders.

I still need Sanders to win NH. But hopefully it's a narrow win.

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wrong thread but warren just cancelled a bunch of flights to NV + NH.

i hate this slow ride to normal that tsla's on.

i miss psychotic spazzbunny volatility tsla.

We breaking 1k tomorrow?

Baruch Hashem, make it so

shanghai hasnt gone tits up yet so id assume yes

"TSLA is a case of large short interest and large OTM speculative call buying, forcing price higher as dealers are forced to re-hedge by buying more stock as the stock climbs on order to maintain a delta-neutral book of large negative gamma exposure."


thoughts?

when you finally start to wrap your head around market dynamics and the chinese central bank and fed step in with a few hundred billion dollars to 'keep things stable'.

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when you finally start to wrap your head around market dynamics and the chinese central bank and fed step in with a few hundred billion dollars to 'keep things stable'.

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What a cunt

so an area the size of washington state is in quarantine in china, factories/casinos/entertainment industry is shut down, but the chinese market is up like 3 points in 2 days.

im sure its just a misunderstanding.

elon just teased a texas gigafactory on twitter.

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"TSLA is a case of large short interest and large OTM speculative call buying, forcing price higher as dealers are forced to re-hedge by buying more stock as the stock climbs on order to maintain a delta-neutral book of large negative gamma exposure."


thoughts?

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monsterj, can you explain this like i'm 5 (especially the bold part)?

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"TSLA is a case of large short interest and large OTM speculative call buying, forcing price higher as dealers are forced to re-hedge by buying more stock as the stock climbs on order to maintain a delta-neutral book of large negative gamma exposure."


thoughts?

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monsterj, can you explain this like i'm 5 (especially the bold part)?

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Isnt this the premise for the Incredible Hulk?