Let’s get this billboard posted in Vegas.
You can thank us later, Kyle.
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Let’s get this billboard posted in Vegas.
You can thank us later, Kyle.
This is so fucking funny to me. There's not a chance he makes even close to the money back that he spent. Ads for gambling sites are everywhere today, offering eye-grabbing bonuses, and all this ad says is "#1 gambling site" without any actual offer. And he thinks somebody driving a car is going to see that, be so blown away that they manage to memorize "www.goatlifecash.com" and then sign up when they get home? My estimate would be that he gets somewhere between 0-2 signups that actually deposit off of this billboard ad, most likely 0.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter Binklage
To me, this reeks of desperation. He's not getting any new inner circle sign-ups, so he instead wants to boost his only other source of income. Getting his Youtube shut down must absolutely drive him crazy. It was actually thé perfect vehicle for his type of scam, as it lets you delete all negative comments to create the impression of authenticity.
Just listened to Druff about C Mitchell episode included remark that Druff would pay him 20 k if was really a winner and to take down this thread March 18 2021 about the 3 hour mark
Look folks, Chrissy went Midget Go Karting in his cheap, wrinkled No Name Kings jersey. Looks like he's jumped off the Golden Knights bandwagon faster than he jumped on Bryan Ockert's dick for money!
Still no Casino Chips shown in a year, NO sports bets in 8 months and NO fancy dinners with $434 glasses of wine from the Fake Millionaire.
But he rode around in a go kart that went zooooom, so that means he's DEFINITELY rich folks! #Colt Life Baby!
Even when Chrissy is about to win, he loses.
Drew asked Chrissy what the go karting was like and Chrissy said he was "very nervous".
So much for his bad ass persona.
He’s probably very “nervous” if his recently bought ad scheme doesn’t work out.
Here’s the pricing plan from their sales people!
Apparently there’s a Big sale going on, which explains why Squirtstopher did it Now instead of earlier.
So figures are right around what we anticipated and it seems that Dave Pruett paid for the first few months while Branko’s chum club fees will pay the rest!
I bet I know how this happened.
Chrissy saw this and couldn't resist the thought of being on a billboard. Boy, would that ever mean he made it!!
He probably placed a ploppy sportsbet to "make the money" for it. Got lucky and it won. Patted himself on the back for being such a gambling genius.
Bought the $4500 package for 12 weeks of exposures.
Expects the money to roll in, when in reality people are going to goatlifecash dot com, find they're at Betonline, be baffled, and close it.
What a fucking retard.
I mean, who the fuck does he think his target audience is? Surely not Vegas locals. Those degens don’t need to bet on line. Maybe out of towners who can’t gamble back home? Are they going to seriously take a pic from their cab? Not likely. Why does a multi-millionaire need to be pimping for illegal offshore gambling site? He is an entertaining moron though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Probably the same reason he paid for those useless online articles a while back, to make himself LOOK legit. He can walk around filming the billboard with this stupid grin through fake teeth and say "Folks, look I've got billboards of myself all over Vegas folks!"Quote:
Originally Posted by JayjamiI mean, who the fuck does he think his target audience is? Surely not Vegas locals. Those degens don’t need to bet on line. Maybe out of towners who can’t gamble back home? Are they going to seriously take a pic from their cab? Not likely. Why does a multi-millionaire need to be pimping for illegal offshore gambling site? He is an entertaining moron though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Just another prop to give the fake millionaire some fake credibility!
Last time he appeared on a Billboard anywhere it looked like this...
Shoutout to Elmo!
Our track is a 1.2 mile, 9 turn road course located in the center of the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. The average cornering speed for this course ranges from 80 kph on the first left handed corner to 135 kph. Our Supercars can reach speeds up to 240 kph / 150 mph in the straight away and lateral G-Forces up to 1.6. https://www.dreamracing.com/
just like his homerun to win the Little League World Series....
At best he is confusing kilometres per hour and miles per hour.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
At worst, he is lying.
180km/hr isnt scary under those track conditions.
Krusty isn't clowning around, keep clowning him....
edit: Krusty needs to allow playback on external sites again.... quit clowning around with them settings.....
https://www.youtube.com/@KrustafordN...o-eh9bv/videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QANucnDT6Q
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Originally Posted by zealanddonkAt best he is confusing kilometres per hour and miles per hour.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
At worst, he is lying.
180km/hr isnt scary under those track conditions.
Yeah 180kph isn't impressive.
One time out in the open, straight desert, I went up to 120 mph (192kph) just to say I did it.
I have also accidentally driven 100 mph (160 kph) on routine drives to Vegas. I have my car set to warn me when that happens, so I can slow back down. 100mph is often the delineation between an infraction and a misdemeanor, so obviously I want to avoid a misdemeanor. (I also don't drive near 100mph anyway, as it's not safe in most cases, but occasionally I accidentally speed up without realizing it.)
In any case, Chirssy once again tries to make something look impressive which is pedestrian.
Squirter posts video of his midget go kart ride. It’s like watching a retard playing video games at an arcade!
And how much did the fake millionaire pay for such an event?
Under $1000, cuz ya know only millionaires can afford to pay $699 for a joy ride! Looks like only one Chum remains and my guess is that it’s Branko. I’ve spent more on an afternoon of paintball and got to enjoy that with friends. Meanwhile, Squirtstopher can’t even talk to anyone and has to pull his pud in order to find a friend!
So another 2 months before Chrissy can afford another Go Kart ride and he’ll go into hiding like the Pussy he is!
Colt Life Baby!
Yes, don't for a second think a group-cum-on wasn't used...
L.O.L
Chrissy has been busy in the last day:
Another nonsense video about gambling at home, yeah will give that a pass for now.
Chrissy posts a reel of "Date night" at the Golden Knights game, cheering about the team scoring.
No clip if Stace "scored" that night, but lets assume no.
Chrissy also has a 15 minute clip of him driving the car from the other day.
The car's speed is visible throughout, so we can see if he hit 185 miles/hr as he claimed or not.
i'm guessing that will be "O yeah, I had two rounds and that one was the big boy scary fast one, hurr hurr"
@BedWetterBettor: He’s probably tired of Dana White and Mikki asking for his advice in the high limit
"Hurr hurr, Dana asked me just the other day what to do when he had a pair of 9s vs dealer 6 in a 4 deck shoe. I laughed at him and told him to stand, hurr hurr"
Will the multi-millionaire fork out some coin to let Stacykins receive a much needed eye lift or grocery bags removal?
Krusty isn't done clowning aound....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bO60tzqOog
so he is now putting the Thrivecart site is back into play .... rather than both taking you to directly to BOL....
the goatlifebaby dot com now takes you to Thrivecart
the goatlifecash dot com still takes you to BOL with of course his affiliate id ( affid=105548 ) .....
if you haven't watched a Krusty video yet... this one is it !! so very funny !! keep em coming krusty....!! :) best one yet....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V94a-jLyuw4
whoever you are Krusty, this would of been epic too... to fit somewhere in your last video.... still a great video, don't get me wrong..... i am still laughing my ass off !!! :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztTHLDhmB58
Druff, if you get Krusty on the radio show, I’ll subscribe to the YouTube Channel!Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Another sack of lies from Christopher Porker.
Show us your $10.00 bet on the Golden Knight because we all know that you do not have the money to bet thousands on any wager these days. More fake money, who do you think you are fooling? I know, yourself.
Maybe Stacy can buy you one of those battery operated blood pressure monitors?
Surely your heart is working overtime as we watch you waddle to your next scam.
The sports books had a betting line for Binge Eaters. They had a prop bet and the Under/Over was 2-1/2, regarding how many pieces of sushi that Stacy was allowed to eat. After all, when it comes to sushi, no one out eats The Bloat.
Did you share that cocktail with Stacy because you couldn't afford to splurge for two? We all know that you didn't share your cock with her on date night!
How does it feel when you have to pay for dinner because you do not have a large enough bankroll to get dinner comps and hotel suites any longer? Did you even tip 10%? Show us your receipt for dinner. After all, documentation beats your bullshit every day of the week.
What a loser you are.
Let that sink in!
Slow news day since Squirtstopher is too much of a pussy to show any betting slips or casino chips, being a broke joke that's banned from playing in high end casino's's's's!
So a quick look at ManBoobs Malone's channel shows him copying All Casino Action to the T.
He's also doing a multi-part "documentary" but it's just all his nonsense and superstitions along with him being a full degen.
Malone's recent videos show him placing $1000+ bets in Blackjack, the filming of it is suspect as it's a close up of the table with what could be piped in casino sound effects. He also mumbles(arrright?) after every Bad Beat, but in all other videos where he is in actual casinos, he's a Loud, Obnoxious, Drunk Degenerate looking for attention. Very out of character for him to take such "bad beats" as quietly as he is in these manufactured videos.
The "dealer" also seems to be wearing a short sleeve shirt or no sleeve outfit. Somewhat uncommon for dealers and usually only Female dealers in cocktail dresses can wear sleeveless outfits to deal. Which I haven't seen in YEARS!
The chips say "Monte Carlo Poker Club" but I can find No Casino in this country that uses or redeems these chips. So is this Malone staging High Limit play for click bait views?
What do you think folks?
https://youtube.com/shorts/fWSwzBqy9QM?feature=shared
https://www.pokeratlas.com/poker-roo...rlo-las-vegas/
This is the only information I could find on a US based casino, but it appears to be long gone. Perhaps it could be some hole in the wall gambling spot, but it's not unlike Malone to film fake casino play for views.
Annnd more damning evidence for Mush Mouth Malone... not looking good Mikey!
More fake items show it is likely fakes. I won't post video links as that is EXACTLY what Moron Malone wants. But in his video uploaded less than an hour ago.
1) At 3:50 Malone has Hard 14 and dealer shows a 4. Dealer draws to a hard 16 and dealer STANDS on Hard 16... But takes his money without taking a card or Malone protesting. (So he's busted right there!) He even got called out in the comments about it!
2) Every time dealer checks for Blackjack, they hold their bottom card up way too high and practically reveal it.
3) Malone just hit 14k subs, despite only have 3k subs two months ago. So he's obviously buying fake subs and views. This basically proves he's a FRAUD like I've said all along! He uses the Chrissy cop out excuse that these are Entertainment videos, but it doesn't change the fact he's trying to deceive people into thinking it's real casino play when he uses term like "Buy In" and High Limit play.
well well well.... here's the original style podcast BS that i said would he would try and do... unless i am mistaken this is original content, i don't think we have seen this before?? .....
edit: has the goatlifebaby dot com link on the channel homepage....
YT channel created 1-21-24 , unique channel ID# for this channel is UCs0JGtGk627sfUZoj9xVhzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5z6AaZo-GE
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Quite some time ago Chrissy stated "Hurr hurr I'm so smart I put subliminal messages in my videos, hurr hurr"
That clip screams "Chrissy loves sucking big black dick".
If thats how he makes his money, good on him. He'll just be a lot happier if he admits it to himself and the rest of the world.
And a review of this nonsense
1m and Chrissy is doing the whole "origin story" yet again.
He's improved his catch phrases however with "an ounce of doubt and you are out" and "You got to be 100% sold out, 100% dedicated".
Sold out is a weird phrase to use but whatever, this is Chrissy we are watching.
1m30 "Do whatever it takes"
1m35 now Chrissy claims he was the one working 16 hours a day Didnt it used to be Stace doing that? When did he find time to gamble?
Claims he was doing proper Uber as well as Uber Eats.
1m50 Chrissy claims his father was a deadbeat dad.
Yet Drew has grown and realised their father was a complex person. Poor little Chrissy still has to blame his father for all of Chrissy's many failings in life.
2m New twist on origin story just try keeping track of all these lies first it was Blaaaacky, then Baaacky then roulette and sports betting.
What happened to Craps, the big exciting game that drew him in?
2m 56 and now an even bigger lie "every time I lost I learnt something valuable Seriously, it took him 180 days to learn anything at all????
3m20 Chrissy looks very butch as he starts running down education and how bad it is hurr hurr and people are brainwashed hurr hurr.
He legitimately says "its a lie from the pit of hell" <--- uh oh religious mania incoming
4m Chrissy chanegs to a different camera for some strange reason.
this nonsense is either a 2 or 3 camera set up at this point, and somehow the nonsense on youtube is the best nonsense he could stitch together
5m Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd what is the Chrissy origin story with the stace in the shitter story. For anyone who has missed it, here it comes
What version will he tell this time?
Bah, no Stace in the shitter, just the claim he "made" $800 in 30 minutes, which was more than Stace did in 3 12-hour shifts.
So, to confirm from Chrissy's own words, Stace was only working 12 hrs a day, Chrissy was working 16 hours a day AND Chrissy still found time to go driving to the casinos and donk off his money.
Sure, why not.
For anyone new, ask yourself, why did Chrissy stop after he made $800 in 30 minutes, esp if he was dead broke and hit a hot streak.
Why not $1600 in an hour, why not $3200 in 2 hours?
6m20 Chrissy now pumps goatlifebaby.com and his inner circle
The video ends almost in mid rant.
O well.
The Youtube channel has all the hallmarks of a Chrissy owned and operated site, and the nonsense clip looks to be "new" or at leats I dont recall seeing it before.
yeah i've checked all my video files and all his FB videos twice now, i don't see where he ever published this.... game on......
fuckin little weasel !!!
He's baaaaaack?! (maybe)...Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
I thought the dirty sewer rat didn't need YouTube (He said it). Yeah, I agree, I don't remember this vid anywhere. Just the same thumbnail used in some booo-shit post on FB a few months ago...
GAME ON indeed.
BTW, he's re-registered "IM GOAT" in Nevada, now for his Red SUV, a few months after the Tahoe was registered too long with the state of Illinois but him not being a resident there. (Breaking the law, but, probably got away with it)...
Looks like he's got great plans for himself...
The hobby continues.
i screenshot this earlier and almost forgot about it, i wonder why he deleted it already today??
cuz playing with other kids = bad??!!!! .....
Of course Chrissy thinks Bubs playing by himself is a good thing, Chrissy's early film career involved a different type of playing with himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
dummy me did forgot to mention that when you go to the "new Krissy channel " https://www.youtube.com/@ChristopherMitchellMotivation
he has the goatlifebaby dot com link on the page, and it does take you to Krissy's Thrivecart page....
Final Hail Mary on the gambling scam…try YouTube for a fifth time. What was it fatso said, “In order to get results you’ve never got, you have to do things you’ve never done”. Definition of insanity, take a run at your fifth YouTube channel. Well played, fatty!!! You’re really showing us.
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Sorry fellas, the thumbnail and footage are almost as old as Chrissy’s fake teeth!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2u3O...Aybnlobjk4cXJl
Not saying it absolutely can’t be Kyle’s new channel, but the footage is not new and why would the little pussy start up with 4 month old footage instead of new unseen videos?
The video on this new YT channel was likely ripped from his IG channel and made to look like a YT clip.
He may have even posted the original footage on his 4th YT channel before it got deleted and it was saved by the owner of this new channel.
Guess we’ll have to wait and see!
new video i made, i started working on it a few days ago ( off and on ) thought i better finish it up tonight with the new revelation occurring... beginning is pretty funny which you will see right off the bat.... but the very ending is very funny too...
anyways... Cheetos busted for impersonating Krissy on the goat life cash YT channel....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAeV5fX58aM
@BWB, sorry bro but that is a reels video and reels video are 1 minute or less, the YT video is 6 minutes long.... and what he says in the YT video he never said in the reels video back from jan. 30th... the YT video is all fresh and new content... you won't find footage (content) from the YT video anywhere else... including any instagram or FB reels video.....
the reels video seemed to be clipped from a longer video.... and actually so does the 6 min. YT video.... but again what he says and does in the new YT video can not be found anywhere else...
that reels video you pointed doesn't match anything he says in the new YT video
Rep fail,Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Still doesn’t explain why he would use video footage made 4 months ago to start a New channel. Why not use footage from the last few hockey games? Or the California trip??
Remember, he was possibly hacked and may have uploaded the full video on his personal FB page but set it to private. Only for the hacker to save the original footage and start this new channel.
Something doesn’t add up why he would use THAT old footage if he wants a brand new YT channel. But the truth will reveal itself soon enough and we shall see!
I knew the Goat Life Cash channel wasn't really Chrissy.
Just didn't add up.
Big props for 1dollarboxcar for figuring out the truth, and posting the smoking gun linking it to the scamming leech Cheetos.
Those two are some pair. Maybe Cheetos should be Chrissy's next boyfriend.
so the little fuckin weasel deleted the brand new 6 min YT video / never seen before content ... https://www.youtube.com/@Christopher...ivation/videos but has uploaded the " go karts go vroom " video but i am not gonna post that one ... but i had the never seen before content ( new 6 min. YT video now deleted) downloaded and can be seen or downloaded here if by chance you haven't viewed it yet https://files.catbox.moe/mtg9am.mp4