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Posted March 25th, Sainted Mother’s Birthday with no mention of such by Masturbator Mitchell!
#WazooWanker
Posted Today, one week later…
Derrrrrp, BOOM goes the dynamite!
Chrissy’s mom should’ve left Chrissy a calculator in her last will! Instead of leaving him with male pattern baldness and a tiny dick, hahahahaha busted again Squirt!
@Tariq Reed: He made the $12,700 by giving handies in the trucker rest stop bathroom, so he doesn't count it as part of his daily March gambling winnings.
So, the real reason he was off FB for 3 weeks was a broken wrist or a broken arse it seems.
The comments are straight GOLD too!!!
Leah Williams is quite the rube, I wonder if her Big Black Husband would care to know of Chrissy's past?
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php...about_overview
Since Chrissy hates Smokers, he might have a word or two for old Dave Wiliams! He's used to having his way with men named Dave and Bob, so should be no problem for the little squirter!
And Lol at Keirston Rose claiming to have results, but forgetting to actually post them! Kind of like his Masturbating Mentor Midget Moron Mitchell! #Fraud Life Baby!
Even MORE Lulz, as Chrissy posts his first video in the Bunker in over a Month. Wearing the same Bath robe he stole from his Gay Porn Shoot in San Francisco!
With only $500 in his account, Chrissy foregoes the first rule of Prescott University "Thou Shall Maketh 3% and Not Be Greedy" by making a MASSIVE, LIFE CHANGING... $100 HAHAHAHAHA!
Well, that proves it folks! How can a small sample size like this be doubted? If a little bald headed pussy like Chrissy can make this, surely he must've made all those fictitious winning amounts from yesterday no?
If only he wasn't too much of a pussy to live stream Big Boy bets like he did a year ago and lost $1000 in 3 minutes folks!
i wonder why he wasn't playing on an American roulette wheel with 2 green zeros.... you know cause he was telling everyone how the odds were better because the spacing of the numbers are different on an American wheel rather than a European wheel with just 1 green zero...?? LMAO
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
He probably planned it all 6 months ago! Like when he ran back to Vegas, only to disappear for multiple days and resurface with No Casino footage, No Sports bet tickets, No Casino Chips, No Large Suites(other than balconies lol!) annnnnnd no Fancy dinners (other than $9.99 all you can eat sushi).
I wonder if his Chef looked like this guy?
If this fella looks familiar to ya, maybe a bit rat-like in appearance?
Well, that's because he is the Daddy of None other than...
Brown Nose Brandon Wingerter!
That's right folks, Old Bdubs answering calls, balls and apparently short orders too! His Daddy-O was the former Fry Cook at Sonic Drive-In! Maybe he was the one that hired Dave Pruett's daughter to work the drive thru??
So now we have some understanding to why Rat Boy is so obsessed with being rich and famous, much like the Daddy Issues of his Masturbating Midget Mentor. Too bad he has the personality of Plywood!
#DisciplesOfChrissy
The Bloat's latest FB video implies that he is desperate to generate more affiliate money and that his bankroll is pitiful. Upping his fake money affiliate bets on BOL from $1.00 to $25.00 can only mean one thing. He is hoping that he can lure some chums with bigger bankrolls that will gamble via his BOL affiliate link. Consequently, these dweebs, would lose a lot more money faster than his dead broke one dollar betting chums. The end result would be more cash in his pockets.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorThe comments are straight GOLD too!!!
Leah Williams is quite the rube, I wonder if her Big Black Husband would care to know of Chrissy's past?
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php...about_overview
Since Chrissy hates Smokers, he might have a word or two for old Dave Wiliams! He's used to having his way with men named Dave and Bob, so should be no problem for the little squirter!
And Lol at Keirston Rose claiming to have results, but forgetting to actually post them! Kind of like his Masturbating Mentor Midget Moron Mitchell! #Fraud Life Baby!
Even MORE Lulz, as Chrissy posts his first video in the Bunker in over a Month. Wearing the same Bath robe he stole from his Gay Porn Shoot in San Francisco!
With only $500 in his account, Chrissy foregoes the first rule of Prescott University "Thou Shall Maketh 3% and Not Be Greedy" by making a MASSIVE, LIFE CHANGING... $100 HAHAHAHAHA!
Well, that proves it folks! How can a small sample size like this be doubted? If a little bald headed pussy like Chrissy can make this, surely he must've made all those fictitious winning amounts from yesterday no?
If only he wasn't too much of a pussy to live stream Big Boy bets like he did a year ago and lost $1000 in 3 minutes folks!
Did anyone save a copy or copies of one of his older roulette video? The videos where he showed the world his newest, and bestest secret inside numbers strategy? Someone like 1DBC (hint hint), could make a video exposing him for calling people idiots for playing the inside numbers in today's video.
I only bothered with a few moments, skipped ahead and......he had to explain why this super safe and sophisticated site had to have the pit boss come over and sort out a wager.
That happened once in 10 minutes, so assumedly happens 6 times an hour and a massive 144 times a day.
What site of nonsense site is he on?
he's at the VGK game tonight ( new FB reels video ) he must have money on the game.... he is all excited about the score 4-1 VGK at the end 1 .... only good news for us is, there are 2 more periods to go.... LFG @Canucks !!
edit: i just live bet the Canucks , $3 on the PL + 3.5 @ -105 and $1 on ML @ +1800.... LFG !!! :)
@1DBC - Good Luck!Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Did Stacy give him a black eye or was he winking at a trucker to meet him in the bathroom?
meh, still made $1.85 ( VGK win 6-3 ) , i was really hoping the Canucks would make a big comeback and make Krissy cry like the little bitch he is.... problem for Krissy is.... he has to go to sportsbook/casino to cash his $60 winning ticket.... you really think his winnings are safe in his pocket?? or is he gonna donk it off at the casino after he cashes that bet slip??!!!! LMAO.... :)Quote:
edit: i just live bet the Canucks , $3 on the PL + 3.5 @ -105 and $1 on ML @ +1800.... LFG !!!
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
It's pretty clear he is too broke to bet Big on sports, if at all. Whatever happened during those 3 weeks of silence clearly affected his current income.
We KNOW they visited Ohio and likely squeezed SOME money out of Sugar Daddy Foster. But not enough for Chrissy to show Big Sports bets or any type of luxurious living.
What we've seen recently so far...
1) A Balcony of a Hotel (no room footage indicates a SMALL room and probably not even a suite)
2) Crossing the Golden Gate Bridge ( a Free activity that fake millionaires everywhere can do!)
3) An Easter Hay Ride (Another low cost activity, could even be free if it's in a public fair)
4) Two Hockey games (One for the worst team in the league and the other for a local team that local Vegas casinos offer comp tickets for!)
5) One Sushi Dinner (lol must be a $9.99 buffet)
Why hasn't there been a Masturr Mind Event in over 3 months? Ever since the Pruett Prosecution Debacle, little Kyle has been hiding his location carefully and not delivering what he promised to Branko, Kenny Rogers and Fatalie Young! *Big Surprise*
Why no private jets or limo rides for the Bloat? Probably the same reason he has to Lie about Gambling results every month!
From Chrissy's bullshit stories you can always find that grain of truth.
With Chrissy, the grain of truth always comes from the negative. When the BLOAT brags about things, it's usually mostly or completely fabricated, as we all well know.
But what about when he tells a negative -- or implied negative -- story? Can we believe that?
Those probably also have details morphed, but I find that more often than not, they're true. That's because Chrissy's scam also has its hand into his real life. Unlike guys like D-Lucky who scam people for pure profit, and don't believe their own lies, Chrissy really believes in his bullshit systems, and feels he just needs a bankroll to be able to run it up to millions. That's where all the chums come in. That's why he honestly believes to himself that he's not a scammer. He can't be a scammer if he runs these same plays himself, right?
In this case, Chrissy says he lost $33.7k betting on sports -- mostly hockey -- on March 21.
Interestingly, there were no huge upsets in the NHL on March 21. The only two were Boston, which was -145 and lost, and Florida, which was -150 and lost. We did have expected favorite victories from Vancouver (-275, won by 3), Tampa (-400, won by 3), Vegas (-190, won by 2), and Carolina (-250, won in OT).
The only possibility is that our pudgy bald friend bet on Carolina -1.5, and then the 3-2 win in OT wasn't enough.
But did he lose $33k that day? Probably. This sounds like a Martingale gone wrong.
His "results for March" list, which shows him otherwise crushing it, is just a cope to make himself feel better, and to make himself look successful to his chums.
In reality, if he did make money in March, it was from BOL affiliate payments and suckers still paying for his inner circle.
Dividing his numbers by 10 would somewhat make sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
It's bizarre how he has control over former chums from spilling the tea? He likely has them sign the Bullshit NDA, but he must have something FAR more damning to keep them quiet & complicit.
For starters, the MANY broken promises of Monthly Chum's Club meetings and the extortion schemes for money EVERY month! The latest being Dave Pruett and the disappearing $5000 fee.
Is Dave really that scared of being taken to court, when he has ALL the leverage and evidence of impropriety?
All Squirtstopher has is intimidation tactics and mean mugging. Dave could simply pass around photos of the little Squirter from his many past schemes or show video of the multiple lies he's told.
Why do people like Branko continue to pay this imbecile year after year but rarely post on FB or Social Media telling of their BIG WINS and Life Changing Experiences?
Perhaps they need some more evidence to present in court that a certain Masturbating Midget is a lifetime degenerate and fraud?
Being the bitch that Chrissy is, he would likely "blackmail" his chums by pointing out most of them are gambling illegally and not paying taxes.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorIt's bizarre how he has control over former chums from spilling the tea? He likely has them sign the Bullshit NDA, but he must have something FAR more damning to keep them quiet & complicit.
For starters, the MANY broken promises of Monthly Chum's Club meetings and the extortion schemes for money EVERY month! The latest being Dave Pruett and the disappearing $5000 fee.
Is Dave really that scared of being taken to court, when he has ALL the leverage and evidence of impropriety?
All Squirtstopher has is intimidation tactics and mean mugging. Dave could simply pass around photos of the little Squirter from his many past schemes or show video of the multiple lies he's told.
Why do people like Branko continue to pay this imbecile year after year but rarely post on FB or Social Media telling of their BIG WINS and Life Changing Experiences?
Perhaps they need some more evidence to present in court that a certain Masturbating Midget is a lifetime degenerate and fraud?
Sure he'll go down as the ring leader but he'd squeal quickly and sell out all of his current and former chums in a heart beat if it got him more time in prison.
Yes, most deals would be for less time, but whereelse is Chrissy going to meet horny trapped men and not have to live his lie with Stace.
they are embarrassed by their paying the squirter for his scams.
new reels/ refurbished from a longer video he posted Feb. 29th.... he's just advertising his affiliate link... I've reported it AGAIN..
directly leads to illegal offshore online casino, i also just rereported his links in the bio....
I disagree with Druff as far as Chrissy believing that his moronic systems are capable of winning long term. He found out over the past five years, that he cannot beat the casinos. Yes he is a stupid fuck if there ever was one but deep down he knows that he isn't fooling himself. He is a life long pathalogical liar, scammer, and narcissist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
He is a born loser who has failed at everything con that he has ever attempted. MLM was a complete bust for the prickly pear.
He had his one chance to make money when he first started his gambling scam. If he would have left his inner circle price at $99.00 per month and was able to shit can the denegerate gambling, he could have lived comfortably. It is much easier to replace rubes who have lost their bankrolls and quit the elite circle at $99.00 per month than trying to find new chums at $999.00 per month or even $499.00 per month. Unfortunately, for The Bloat, he requires a fake millionaire persona.
Scamming 20K per month would never cut it for the Bloat.
His copy cat Cheetos, flies under the radar. He is definitely a douche bag but his $17.00 per month membership scam is probably supporting him in his four wall 500 square foot studio apartment.
His favourite song is "the King of wishful thinking" to borrow one of his lame lines "let that sink in, hurr hurr".Quote:
Originally Posted by PickleballI disagree with Druff as far as Chrissy believing that his moronic systems are capable of winning long term. He found out over the past five years, that he cannot beat the casinos. Yes he is a stupid fuck if there ever was one but deep down he knows that he isn't fooling himself. He is a life long pathalogical liar, scammer, and narcissist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
He is a born loser who has failed at everything con that he has ever attempted. MLM was a complete bust for the prickly pear.
He had his one chance to make money when he first started his gambling scam. If he would have left his inner circle price at $99.00 per month and was able to shit can the denegerate gambling, he could have lived comfortably. It is much easier to replace rubes who have lost their bankrolls and quit the elite circle at $99.00 per month than trying to find new chums at $999.00 per month or even $499.00 per month. Unfortunately, for The Bloat, he requires a fake millionaire persona.
Scamming 20K per month would never cut it for the Bloat.
His copy cat Cheetos, flies under the radar. He is definitely a douche bag but his $17.00 per month membership scam is probably supporting him in his four wall 500 square foot studio apartment.
Folks folks, I am now the Supreme Super Duper GOAT… of sports betting online!
I just made… $20… in 10 seconds folks!
There it is folks, placed this bet and in 10 seconds a goal was scored DOUBLING my Bankroll by 200% folks!?! Don’t you wanna double your bankroll like me folks?
Just pay me $888.88 per month folks and you too can change your life by making $20 in 10 seconds… that’s $7200 an hour folks, what kind of job pays that folks???
Meanwhile, other Masturbating Midgets claim to be GOATS, but hide like pussies and are too broke to show their bets for over 7 months! I show my bets Every Single Day…
That I have a winning bet folks! Documentation Beats Masturbation as seen below folks…
Photo Shoutout to Elmo!
It’s been awfully quiet in Chrissy Town again. Still searching for a new scam I’m assuming.
When we (this site and thread) goes three days without a peep, you know Chrissy is boring/not successful at scamming anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9
However, I think he's in the final stages of research at Chrissy Retardo-Labs (which is just a non-descript hallway in Summerlin with the picnic table in it) where we are about to have our minds collectively blown by the announcement of the "ULTRA Special Once-in-Mankind" discovery of a 100% winning table game stategy that no one (except him, of course) has been able to figure out.
Expect an anouncement soon about how you'd be an idiot not to receive his brain power's resulting gift! And as a service to all the men and women around the world, it'll be the same low low price to join his Masturbation Minds club as before!!!!! Cuz, what is he gonna do, go work at Kroger?
was anybody following Mike Schulkins on instagram? i was never following him but had his insta bookmarked, so he must of changed his username, instagram use to be..... https://www.instagram.com/insurance_ceo/
Slow news day folks! Since Chrissy the little pussy is too broke and scared to place any Big Boy Sports bets, we don't get to see his Wrestlemania picks...
He should have placed Prop bets on Run-Ins from Undertaker and Cena!
Meanwhile, his former baptized protege JC Fit has changed his profile back to his real name, Joshua Cox!
Seemingly to hype his fitness competition and try to get folks to recognize him as some sort of bodybuilder extraordinaire.
Worked well for Squirtstopher and all of those failed attempts to be a pro body builder!
Annnnd Chrissy has to take another World Event and make it about himself somehow. This time it's "Hurr hurr there's some eclipse thingy happening, but I'm going to Bust my Nut for Bryan Ockert and make my daily $100 Squirt Load folks!"
Posting it here before the Colt Dolt deletes it like the Pussy he is. Instead of posting those non-existent "Daily" sports bets, we get treated these gems of idiocy!
Judging by Kyle's post, the Sperm Bank is closed today and he's busting nuts in Casino's's's. BTW, why does he need to leave the house and risk Blindness from UV rays from Eclipse gazing? Doesn't he make $100 every 10 minutes from the comfort of his rented condo? Why not spend more time with his family and make endless amounts of money from his laptop?? Unless of course that's a... COMPLETE LIE!Quote:
TheRivers: Name me one business that has closed today due to the “eclipse thing”
As always, Chrissy takes a little knowledge, gets confused by it and then makes incorrect statements about it.
Oddly Ohio is one of the states where schools will close today due to traffic and safety concerns.
I'm surprised Chrissy isnt travelling there with Bubs so they can both stare directly at it like the muppets they are cos the gubment aint telling Chrissy to wear no mask or glasses.
Chrissy’s apathy towards the eclipse is not terribly surprising. It’s always the other guy facing the moon when it comes to Chrissy. No exceptions.
If I had family in Ohio and was a multi-millionaire, I definitely would have taken my son to witness that once in a lifetime event. But he’d rather spend the day donking off affiliate money in some shithole casino. Tight life.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorSlow news day folks! Since Chrissy the little pussy is too broke and scared to place any Big Boy Sports bets, we don't get to see his Wrestlemania picks...
He should have placed Prop bets on Run-Ins from Undertaker and Cena!
Meanwhile, his former baptized protege JC Fit has changed his profile back to his real name, Joshua Cox!
Seemingly to hype his fitness competition and try to get folks to recognize him as some sort of bodybuilder extraordinaire.
Worked well for Squirtstopher and all of those failed attempts to be a pro body builder!
Annnnd Chrissy has to take another World Event and make it about himself somehow. This time it's "Hurr hurr there's some eclipse thingy happening, but I'm going to Bust my Nut for Bryan Ockert and make my daily $100 Squirt Load folks!"
Posting it here before the Colt Dolt deletes it like the Pussy he is. Instead of posting those non-existent "Daily" sports bets, we get treated these gems of idiocy!
Judging by Kyle's post, the Sperm Bank is closed today and he's busting nuts in Casino's's's. BTW, why does he need to leave the house and risk Blindness from UV rays from Eclipse gazing? Doesn't he make $100 every 10 minutes from the comfort of his rented condo? Why not spend more time with his family and make endless amounts of money from his laptop?? Unless of course that's a... COMPLETE LIE!Quote:
TheRivers: Name me one business that has closed today due to the “eclipse thing”
"It's so big that I didn't even know about it." The narcissist that he is, puts down Stacy for telling him about the eclipse and dismissing her because he didn't know about it. Where is Will Smith when we need him?
Last Saturday afternoon I saw a "GoatLifeCash.com" ad on the electric billboard on Charleston Blvd. near 3rd St. in downtown Las Vegas. I didn't get my phone out in time to take a picture, but it did not feature Mitchell's name or face and looked low-rent. Predictably, the URL redirects to BOL.
i don't know if you live in LV or not? but i know some people who post here do live in LV... so maybe someone could get a video/pics of this ...??Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter Binklage
Here's the REAL reason for Chrissy's recent trip to San Francisco and his lack of meaningful posts in a month...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3jBejIM5Jo
He's probably getting excited about the Dark Side of the Ring episode starring his Hero Chris Colt, named after the Studios of the same name that brought all of Chrissy's Shame!
Speaking of Shame, I think I know why JC Fit changed his moniker back to his Real Name...
Maybe he should have skipped Chrissy's Masturr Mind bullshit events instead of skipping Leg Day!
And speaking of changing monikers, it seems old Blowjob Bob is having "Yellow Water" problems. Sounds like he may be an actual Bed Wetter... haha how ironic?
Krustaford's latest post from 3 days ago...he really does a concise piece about Chrissy's affiliate scam here. He completely describes where Chrissy is getting most of his living money these days, and how Chrissy has "turned on the sneaky" by acting like his own website is where he gambles, goatlifecash.com (no mention ever from Chrissy of this simply being a url redirect to Bet Online where he obtains 35% of his affiliate players' losses).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJIRrP6lHnI
(One minor point, Krustaford says it is illegal for US residents to play at sites like BOL. It is not. You're never gonna be prosecuted for playing at such a site and being American, there is no such law. It is illegal for an American to run such an offshore site though).
Costs of OOH in Las Vegas
Large bulletin billboards: $3,000. Digital bulletin billboards: $4,000. Medium poster billboards: $1,950. Medium digital billboards: $2,450......
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Originally Posted by Peter Binklage
I remember when Christopher Mitchell first floated the billboard advertising strategy almost 1 year ago.
At least he took the advice of several people in the comments and removed his ugly face from the ad.
He also removed his name from the URL and went with "Goat Life Cash" which to some random person driving past the sign might imply making money in the goat herding business, not how to make money at the casino.
I look forward to Peter Binklage being able to post a photo of the billboard.
Saw it again today on my commute, but didn't have time to park and wait for it to cycle through. I'll try to get a photo later today.
A more specific description of the billboard: background is a generic picture of casino chips with something like "Make Real Money on the #1 Gambling Website" written along the top. On the sides are various types of gambling in all caps ("CRAPS", "SPORTS" etc.). On the bottom is the URL.
And yes, Tariq, it is the billboard near Health For Life dispensary and Monster House escape room.
Rep fail…A guy who takes casinos for 200K per month really needs to put up a billboard with a URL that isn’t even a true name of a website. Guess the consulting game is over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter Binklage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPQHD5Rv7fwQuote:
Originally Posted by Peter Binklage
This YT video shows the exact billboard that Peter Binklage spotted.
It's owned and operated by LasVegasBillboards(dot)com.
No advertising prices listed on their website unless you contact them via a form for a price quote, so it's unclear what Christopher Mitchell is paying.
LasVegasBillboards operates around 20 of these digital billboards around Las Vegas, so it's possible that CM is advertising at multiple locations.
The LasVegasBillboards website says they don't accept strip club advertising, but it seems that offshore casino affiliate links are "A-ok" with them.
I would consider contacting them with a complaint, but CM might be losing money on this advertising scheme, so at this point I'll probably wait.
@TariqReed, i don't know how that showed up as a red negative rep comment but it did, wasn't on purpose... sorry bro !!
As promised, here's a pic. Sorry about the quality, the iphone is apparently bad at capturing these digital billboards and i certainly wasn't going to devote heaps of time to getting a high fidelity rendering of this scammy-ass bullshit.