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Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Wonder if Zach trusted the Process and bought those shirts for himself and Brit???
Or was he the guy that Stewman spotted in the New Church of Weatherford that was baptizing dudes like Father Zach was not so long ago???
i agree with @Boz here
although Trivecart didn't agree with me and it was perfectly ok that a link on their website leads to an ILLEGAL OFFSHORE CASINO.... maybe GoDaddy and Google would think differently than that...!!???Quote:
He still says he is a professional gambler on the disclaimer you must agree to before handing him $999.
Also note that site is under the Google terms of service. Can anyone think of a way to go after him under this? I know it’s almost impossible to reach anyone there, but maybe an opening?
https://policies.google.com/terms
Between Thrivecart, Google and GoDaddy it seems they are have plausible deniability in regards to the scam. I still believe the link to an illegal gambling site may be the way to go.
Perhaps The Bloat should partner up with The Cash Goat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nnSO2secuc
Chrissy with more Random Stupidity of the Day!
And he is proudly showing his 1st grade Einstein Light Bulb Sentence Composition skills at the same time!
I hope he didn't photoshop those images either, got Joel Osteen looking King Kong. Quite frankly Kong is less of a primate than Osteen!
Has anyone else noticed that Chrissy's cats haven't been seen in over a year and Chrissy hasn't eaten Chinese Food in about that same amount of time?? Perhaps he found out what's REALLY in that Casino Chinese food and simultaneously needed fast cash without having to drop his pants and jerk off again!
New post from Chrissy:
Some nonsense asking people if pasters should buy private jets.
Either this is a softcock response to Stewman's post yesterday, a softcock response to the comments here recently about Keithy Craft or Chrissy wants to get into the religion game and he's afraid his remaining chums will look down on him.
Annnnnd the point of this rant seems obvious. Cheap FB engagement from the Broke Joke Losing Fraud Squirtstopher!
In pro wrestling, they call this CHEAP Heat! Which is dragging up politics, local sports teams or Religion to get people fired up and post their idiotic rants to help the Midget Masturbator get FB engagement...
He even got Pro Wrestling Superstar Daniel Bryan to start the conversation... YES! YES! YES!
Branko chimes in as well about "Show Prosperity", wonder if Branko wants to ever show those Win/Loss statements? Being the only idiot left from the original five fuck wads, he should have 4 years of Non-stop winning, no?? He's paid for EVERY SINGLE strategy and should easily be a millionaire several times over by now? Right folks???
At least he has 5K net worth for the next time Chrissy goes broke and Begs for a Bankroll... hahahahaha!
Right or Wrong?….
Scammers NOT being rich and constantly posting photos of them fanning out money?
Fake millionaire’’’s desperately wanting to be rich, renting, leasing, and jerking off to whatever it takes?
What is your opinion on this subject?
Now to plant the bait and see if Chrissy goes for it:
The Australian NRL (National Rugby League) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Rugby_League 2024 season has 2 games in Las Vegas as a season opener and to raise awareness.
Chrissy could probably still get a reasonably priced ticket, spend the day there watching 2 games, wank off about how smart he is and how he knows everything about all sports ever, and then make big money on betting on the games.
Sadly the NZ team is not one of the four teams playing in Vegas, but "Up the waaaaahs!" and lets hope this is the year we win the grand final.
Roidy McGoo Drew has reappeared on FB. No new posts that I can see but his account has come out of hiding slower than Chrissy is coming out of the closet!
https://www.facebook.com/TheDestinedLegend
Wonder if Drew Lost his ass like Chrissy did in January and hasn’t had his “Monthly” Masturr mind event this month??
Explains why Squirtstopher hasn’t shown a sports bet ticket in 3 months despite going to the super bowl and jinxing the Oilers when they had history in sight, only for Chrissy to ruin it like he does everything!
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Theres a few $19 seats left, Chrissy can get change for the $20 blowjob he will need to give to afford to go.
Would we expect any less from a hypocrite midget like Chrissy?Quote:
Tariq Reed: It's weird how CM takes offense that someone thinks he's judging millionaire pastors. Meanwhile, CM judges and casts apersions on everyone working an honest and productive 9-5 job.
Chrissy in 2022 at Treasure Island "Hurr hurr this room sucks cuz it smells like Weed. See folks I hate Marijuana users and I DON'T USE DRUGS folks!?!" ... *Flash Back to 6 weeks ago when The New Idiotic Chum pictured next to Branko below, is wearing merch from a Marijuana Dispensary in California!
"Crazy Rich Asians or Crazy Stupid Asians as I call them, they're BROKE cuz they're STUPID folks!?!?" *Looks at Former Chums Rick Lee, Hoa Le, Vy Dang, Dispensary Guy above, Asian Girl "Lily", Brothers Benjamin and Bart, etc.
Chrissy has pretty much made a career of shooting himself in the foot and then putting that foot in his own mouth! Heck, he'd probably do that for money if he could start an Only Fans for Foot Fetish Folks!
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
I once saw a current Sea Eagles player get annihilated on roulette at the casino. After the games, maybe Chrissy can teach him his winning roulette strategies for the low low price of $5000 which is the equivalent of about $7500 dollarydoos.
new video on FB, online gambling... i haven't watched it yet but have it downloaded, i'm not gonna link it either... for reasons,
his last online gambling video according to my records was on 1-28-24 with a balance of $1,400, todays starting balance is $100.09 LOL.... maybe we can get an editorial from ZD today...??
Chrissy with a new FB video/reel hawking $100-$500 a day.
Claims, you can do it from anywhere in the world with just an internet connection (surely you also need a bankroll and a VPN).
Unfortunately since tis FB I have to play it at normal speed and hear slow Chrissy talking slowly for slow people.
Chrissy claims he wants this to be believable (LOL) which is why he has a $100 bankroll (again)
Blah blah blah
I'm making this video for people who dont want a second or third job
3m Chrissy claims his family travels every single month, something we havent seen in a long time.
Claims hes still in Vegas
3m40 Chrissy makes a hideous snorting noise and claims he has something in his eye.
4m50 Chrissy is now up to a $9 bet because this "easy money" has triggered a losing streak.
6m05 Chrissy keeps losing so now hes on a $20 bet.
Thats right folk, just start with $100 and you can be betting big boy 20% bets in just minutes.
Chrissy is playing chase the winner and claims theres lots of ways to play this game.
Chrissy wins, and is up to $105.
Surely he should stop now because he isnt greeeeeeedy and his colouring in book tells him to win just 3% a day
7m45 Reminds us he used to be a dead broke uber driver.
8m20s Chrissy tells us this is a pretty cool way to make money and you dont need any experience
He's really scraping the bottom of the barrel, but dont worry, he keeps going
"hurr hurr $1/minute is $60/hr. Most college grads arent making $60/hr hurr hurr"
Most college grads are probably paying taxes and being useful members of society
Chrissy tells us he is making this video for fun, despite sounding like he has AIDS and is dying.
10m $107.94 is technically $108 according to Chrissy.
That explains why technically he isnt a midget
10m45 Chrissy reminds us he cant predict the future
Blah blah blah
Chrissy tells the biggest lie in this clip, he has to leave because he has things to do in his day.
13m15 Chrissy starts rambling about not having to go to kindergarten to learn any of this.
Chrissy also claims hes proved how easy this is, because he has 1 small sample size.
I'm sure the 50 people who regularly react to him on FB will be rushing to sign up to become new chums after this nonsense
ZD nailed it! Just throwing in some gems I chuckled at...
Start with the Video Title "This is How Anyone can Make $100-$500 per Day"
That is Anyone except Chrissy the Clown dressed in a Cheap Red Sox T-Shirt and Blue Ball Cap, who makes $8 per day and runs away like a Pussy!
"If I Bet Banker every time and it wins 10 in a row, then I win 10 bets... it's that simple folks!" Gee, what a revelation by Pastor Prescott and His Masturbating Ministry!
And if I guessed All 6 numbers correctly on the Power Ball, I'd win the lottery!!! Who would've thought it's that easy to Win money folks!!! Don't waste another second Folks... pay $999 a month for Gems like THIS and MORE!?!?
**** Moments Earlier**** "I can't predict the future folks!"
Flashback to those laughable live streams:
"Folks, it NEVER hits 4 Second Dozens after 2 second Dozens come out folks..."
****A FEW MOMENTS LATER****
"Folks... the second I sat down folks... the second I sat down... 6 First Dozens annnnnd a Green Zero folks... the second I sat down!"
Hurr hurr Technically $9.50 which is Technically NOT $10 cuz of dat commission on Banker! But don't let Math get in the way of a good lie! "I don't worry about Green Zeros cuz they don't hit often!" - Squirtstopher 2022Quote:
zealanddonk: and if it wins 10 in a row, he wins 10 whole dollars
Krusty the Clown is clowning CM again...LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBehNrRJwIU
Well since Squirtstopher shows us his MASSIVE $8 win, I figured I'd DOCUMENT his GUARANTEED Losses on NHL games last night. Since he ALWAYS Bets "Big" on the Canucks and Knights, he lost Big on them because Hurr durr documentation Beats Masturbation!?!?!
The chums were probably grumbling about how the Bloat cost them money and he ran like a pussy to make his big winning Baccy video today!
For those that haven’t noticed this yet…Chrissy’s new URL goatlifecash.com, which he displayed at the top of his last few videos actually takes you here:
https://www.sportsbetting.ag/?btag=f...k&affid=105548
Yep…one of his affiliate links. There would appear to be no more thrivecart website…at least for now.
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
Nice, goatlifebaby.com and goatlifecash.com both point there.
Suggests the chums club is dead and chrissy cant afford to pay to keep thrivecart going OR had all sorts of issues with them and chargebacks/got the boot.
I'm sure he'll come up with another idiotic scheme, and will manually pleasure those few people who are still in the chums club, if any.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonkQuote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Nice, goatlifebaby.com and goatlifecash.com both point there.
Suggests the chums club is dead and chrissy cant afford to pay to keep thrivecart going OR had all sorts of issues with them and chargebacks/got the boot.
I'm sure he'll come up with another idiotic scheme, and will manually pleasure those few people who are still in the chums club, if any.
I wonder if something weird is going on with his next desperate phase.
christophermitchellthegoat.com still resolves to https://changeyourlifevlog.thrivecart.com/innercircle/
Imagine that this idiot is your hero; you could have picked almost anyone else on earth except this bozo and you'd have a fighting chance.
Can you even think of a more feeble origin story?:
@ Forum Wars - Excellent post. @The Rivers - I didn't see your post one page back, before posting this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forum WarsQuote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
I wonder if something weird is going on with his next desperate phase.
christophermitchellthegoat.com still resolves to https://changeyourlifevlog.thrivecart.com/innercircle/
Imagine that this idiot is your hero; you could have picked almost anyone else on earth except this bozo and you'd have a fighting chance.
Can you even think of a more feeble origin story?:
I deleted my comments about douche bag's second affiliate sports book, after reading your post. No sense in being repetitive. I will leave the rest of my post.
The Bloat is such a scumbag. I can almost hear him tell champers the following. "Hey baby boy, daddy supports your toy addiction by luring people to gamble and lose their money at not one, but two off shore casinos. It's true Bubs. Every time of of my suckers err I mean clients, clicks on one of my gambling affiliate links and loses their money, you get a brand new toy.
Because whatever baby boy wants, baby boy gets. As for you Stacy, STFU!"
Bloat Life..sniff sniff snort snort.
nice work Rivers, i had checked the other day ( probably 2 days ago ) and it was still taking you to the Thrivecart site, even after you guys had said it was now hosted at Godaddy..... something is amiss here... i think, and this only speculation that someone hijacked his re-director link, cause that sports betting site doesn't even have where you can play table games... i mean just today he is paying baccarat at BOL... this is his bread and butter where even if people don't sign up for his " inner circle jerk off club " he can still generate 35% of losses cause people are thinking if Krissy plays there then it must be legit... something happened here, he aint gonna give up raking in that 35% from BOL... there is something also that goes with them re-director links ( i did a little research awhile back ) and that is the owner ( Krissy ) can see stats as in how many clicks he gets in a day, week, month, yearly and whatever... he can also see what parts of the world them clicks come from... as in like general IP addresses... not your specific location... but kind of like an area code from a phone number, if that makes sense...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
i would love to hear @Druff's opinion here cause i believe this is one of Druff's area of expertise !! i believe something is wrong with that re-director link.... as in it got hacked... cause Krissy probably opened a Phishing email stating he had to re-input his sign on credentials and etc.... the hacker gets the sign on credentials with password and BAM, he redirects with his credentials and redirects to this sports betting place where the hacker is an affiliate... i believe something happened here... cause no way is Krissy giving up that ice cream he was slopping up with BOL... this place has no table games...
edit : just found the table games on that site.... and it wasn't very noticeable... i still think something is amiss though as i explained above... i mean just today he is promoting BOL as that's where he was playing.... and now this place... it doesn't even look like they have live dealers... looks all automated ??
Found this online on reddit, maybe he's getting a bonus on top of the regular 35% for currently pushing sportsbetting.ag or something (but rest assured our scumbag affiliate is with the same scumbag offshore gambling site or more correctly, twin sites of the parent company)...
https://www.reddit.com/r/sportsbook/...etap_auto=true
Betonline.ag and sportsbetting.ag
edited 4 yr. ago
Yes, they are "sister sites". Sportsbetting.ag was acquired by the BetOnline Group in June of 2012. Today, both sites list Blue High House S.A as their parent company, are licensed in Panama, and are managed by CommissionKings.
and i didn't realize i was a page behind when i just made my post... looks like Forum Wars agrees that something is amiss here with these links... i hope it got hijacked/hacked because he is stupid and fell for the Phishing email and someone took over his account.... NO AFFILIATE MONEY FOR KRISSY.... why does Jesus love everyone the same when the world is full of stupid people.... LMAO LOL LMBO !!! :)
yeah i think forum wars is right now... if you click christophermitchellthegoat.com it takes you to the Thrivecart site, and once at the Thrivecart site if you click that bitly link ( casino link ) and once you get to BOL... at the end of the URL it has his identifying number at that is id=105548 ( at the very end of the URL ) and at this new place... the identifier is the same in the URL id=105548 ... so the same identifier at the 2 different casinos / sister sites...
edit: just to be a little more clear that id=105548 is his referral identity # , so they know who to send the 35% check to... i believe...
No question this is all his doing. Nobody hacked that site. He’s had an account on that sports-themed version of BOL for quite a while. Remember that video where his BOL account “wasn’t working” so he “switched to Stacy’s account?” Well…that Stacy account had the blue background from the sister sports site. That may now be his main affiliate link. Not clear however what happened to the other one he had that caused him to have to switch however.
Somehow that origin story leaves out a few important parts of his life story:
- Agreeing to a blow job from a trucker in order to get from Texas to LA, but then being happy with his decision because it was "a good blow job" where the guy "swallowed every bit of it"
- Meeting some old pervert on Venice Beach, moving in with him, and agreeing to do gay porn (and probably a lot of stuff off camera with the guy, too!)
- Did several gay porn videos under various names starting with Kyle
- After a break doing other scams, returned to the gay porn world as a balding 30-something with most of his steroid muscle definition gone
- Ran various MLM scams where he kept bragging about "being a millionaire", despite those years now being described as when he was dead broke
@RichardBrodiesCombover
You are on my last fucking nerve asshole. You can troll all you want in Flying Stupidity… but to come here and neg rep a regular poster & contributor….you can go fuck yourself. Very clear you have nothing to contribute and there is no mindless trolling in this thread. I would assume that would include needless red reps. Hit the bricks jizzrag.
BTW Druff I know these troll accounts are part of a free speech forum. But at least this thread was protected by their garbage. Had to say something. These guys contribute way too much to this site to have a worthless troll account like RBC red rep them for their own sick gratification.
Still trying to hit the illegal (in the US) offshore angle with the site hosts to no avail. I’m no expert on web hosting, credit card processing, etc but it appears they all cover their ass. And they all know scammers are operating openly with websites they host but don’t care.
I tried contacting GoDaddy but they are claiming they don’t operate the site, but did say Amazon does? See attached images from their support. And of course Thrive cart won’t release any information on who the actual card processor is.
Open to ideas that Druff or others have on how to find who is processing these cards for the few chums left.
Folks folks, I saw Valuable opportunities in the past few days and have Officially become the GOAT…
Of online Betting folks!
First was God directing me to this Baccy table and Me visualizing an 18 Banker Streak where my MINIMUM bet was $25 folks! That’s $50 a minute folks! Which automatically becomes $3000 an hour folks, because see ya never lose once in that hour and can just exaggerate 1 minute of winning into some absurd figure!
Funny enough, there was someone with the Username “AlmightyGoat” who kept betting $1 bets on Player and martingaling after a loss. Needless to say he didn’t do well this shoe and ran away like a certain Bald, Fat Pussy with fake teeth and a fake lifestyle! Almighty Billy Goat Life baby!
But that wasn’t all folks, because I am now officially the NUMBER 1 sports bettor In the World…
I placed this bet … just for fun… to show you low rolling, deadbroke douchebags, why you need to hire ME as your coach and mentor to make easy money just like this folks!
I made an extra $23 by using my divine connection to place this bet and get some Lucky 3 pointers at the end of a high scoring NBA game! Couldn’t you use an extra $23 an hour folks? You need a check up from the neck up if you don’t see these Valuable Opportunities folks! So pay me an extortion fee of $999,999.99 to live this Billy Goat Life otherwise you’re just jealous of me and my 6 month rental homes!?!
You're just a jealous, dead broke hater! I'm placing these bets for YOU and the other low rollers hurr hurr!??! I place THOWSANNNNDS ANNNNND THOWWWWSANDS of dollars... on my OTHER big boy account, which I never ever show even once but it exists in my head derrrrp?!"Quote:
Jayjami: Lol @ betting 10 bucks.
Speaking of making things up in their head, Roidy McGoo Drew tells a story of watching the Dodgers vs A's game with the infamous Kirk Gibson clutch pinch hit...
However, this happened in Oct. 1988, the same time their Sainted Mother died! Shouldn't they have been living with Pastor Paul Mitchell by then and being beaten on a daily basis? Even if Chrissy made all that up, It's highly doubtful a 7 year old and a 9 year old would remember a BASEBALL GAME during the Most traumatic month of their lives!
If Saint Rebecca was still around during the game, she'd be in the late stages of Cancer and I doubt her boys would remember this random baseball game over... OH I DON'T KNOW... THEIR MOTHER DYING???
Just shows how these two knuckleheads will make up ANYTHING to look "cool" and while one exploits his mommy's death any chance he gets, the other is too roided up to even think logically before posting fairy tales!
Here's the last time Chrissy remembers a Man screaming the Name KIRK!! Followed by "Take off your pants and Pull your Pud!!!"
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Just shows how these two knuckleheads will make up ANYTHING to look "cool" and while one exploits his mommy's death any chance he gets, the other is too roided up to even think logically before posting fairy tales!
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If Saint Rebecca was still around during the game, she'd be in the late stages of Cancer and I doubt her boys would remember this random baseball game over... OH I DON'T KNOW... THEIR MOTHER DYING???
it's true, Sainted Mother Rebecca died Oct. 19th 1988.... so she was on her death bed and in hospice care at her home.... while these 2 knuckleheads were watching baseball games... documentation beats conversation....
Hi Krissy....
One other problem with Andrew’s story…the baseball announcer that famously would have said “it might be, it could be, it is” was Harry Caray…who would have had nothing to do with the Dodgers or A’s and wasn’t involved with the network TV or radio broadcasts of that World Series.
The NBC TV call of the Kirk Gibson home run was by Vince Scully who called it as “High fly ball to right field…she issss…GONE!”
On the radio it was Jack Buck who said “This is gonna be a home run! Unbelievable!” And then he followed that up with arguably the most iconic words by any baseball announcer…”I don’t believe what I just saw!!”
So if this was such a memorable game for Chrissy and Drew you’d think they’d know a lot more about it.
Folks, since Chrissy is still too much of a pussy to show any sports bets. I’m documenting his picks using my Super Duper Elite Masturbator Mitchell Mindset Strategy!
Since the Bloat always bets on the Knights and Oilers, he lost big! I know this cuz I documented it folks!
And history has shown, whenever the Billy Goat wears his clown outfit to a sporting event, he causes the hot team to go cold because his loser aura rubs off on them faster than little Kyle rubs one out to Pics of buff dudes!
Documentation beats Masturbation!
So…is Chrissy now scamming his own brother?
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Originally Posted by TheRiversSo…is Chrissy now scamming his own brother?
documentation beats conversation every day of the week. such a lying sack of faggot shit.
Sounds like another LOSING weekend for Chrissy and possibly the Chums too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hurr hurr stop making excuses and Blaming others...
***Cue Footage of Chrissy Blaming NVB, Dealers Aneta and Janice for him Losing 11K on Roulette, Live stream of Chrissy Losing $1000 in 5 minutes... the SECOND HE SAT DOWN FOLKS!?!?!"
***New Year's Eve Clip of Georgia Bulldogs winning but taking bribes to Not win by the Spread***
***Bring up photos of Sports bets that WOULD'VE won, but didn't cuz the players "played like shit derrrp!"***
What's Chrissy excuse for not paying back the $5000 he Begged Dave for? Stay Tuned Folks, it's still Chrissy's favorite month for 3 more days... LOL!
Too much gay porn in this thread makes me feel Yucky
This raises an interesting question, had Chrissy's sainted mother lived, would he have still done gay porn, or just stuck to banging 100s of women (so he claims)Quote:
Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO
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Originally Posted by zealanddonkThis raises an interesting question, had Chrissy's sainted mother lived, would he have still done gay porn, or just stuck to banging 100s of women (so he claims)Quote:
Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO
I always wondered how the idiots who follow(ed) the little Squirter feel once they realize "Shit, he really DID DO Gay Porn videos!"???
You'll get the Process Followers like Zach and Brandon, who go "hurr durr that was in the PAST!" Like it somehow negates the fact that he Did it AND Lied about it?
Then there are the ones, like Keith Craft & Ryan Stewman, who want nothing to do with him after getting a number of emails with those Colt, Chaos Men and Corbin Fisher pictures of Chrissy Colt!
And you have people like Bird Brain, who even AFTER being sent the photos and given links with the info, go "Hurr hurr that's not Gay Porn, those are his modeling photos and sometimes models pose nude!?!?!"
Despite being on Gay porn sites, Cocksuckers Guides, Gay Blog Heaven and Queer Nation links, they still REFUSE to accept their hero was affiliated with Gay Adult Films.
And a Happy BIRDday Shout Out to Old Bird Brain for managing to look 70 years old and have this MASSIVE Birthday dinner while ONLY turning 51! All thanks to the teaching he paid $6000 for and turned into a MASSIVE 56 cent profit last month folks!
If you don't think he's a success, then you're just jealous that you're not chowing down on a cupcake that's 1/20th the size of the serving plate! Bird Brain Life Baby!!