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You gotta love how Chrissy liked his own post
Another Chrissy email reply from Tuesday:
Chrissy, glad to see more acknowledgement that you read this thread "every single day".
Not there there was any doubt.
You know how it felt when you realized that the Dustin guy edited his post to cheat your contest, and that you got scammed out of $1,000?
Multiply that feeling by 100 times magnitude, and that's how all of your victims feel when they realized their trusted "coach" scammed them.
Not that you care how anyone else feels, because you're a sociopath. The only thing you care about is keeping the money rolling in so you can feed your -EV gambling habit and play the role of fake rich guy.
But if you have any ounce of humanity in you (doubtful), maybe take this moment to realize that you've hurt hundreds (perhaps thousands) of people with what you've been doing over the past 4+ years, and it's time to stop.
I won't hold my breath, though. In the meantime, we will keep exposing you. That's why this thread is here. Also because you're fun to laugh at.
I'm impressed you remember this.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
I had this conversation with my mom as a 5-year-old in 1977, when we drove by a hitchhiker. I asked why the guy had his thumb out, and my mom explained the above.
She didn't use the term "serial killer" though, presumably not to scare her young son. She said "a bad man who would pull out a gun and take your money".
That was a good question at the end by my 5-year-old self, though. My mom didn't exactly know how to answer it.
Speaking of stories involving guys in cars with bad intentions, the above reminded me of something that happened in the town right next to my college, when I attended in the early '90s.
Two dudes were sitting in the front seat of a parked car late at night. A guy opened an unlocked door, jumped in the back seat, pulled out a knife, and told them to hand over their money. The driver agreed and said, "Okay, don't hurt us, I'm getting out my wallet right now."
Then the driver instead pulled out a gun and shot the robber dead.
Turned out those were two undercover officers trying to do a drug bust, and this idiot robber picked their car to attack.
In 1991, this was just a funny local story about a criminal getting his comeuppance by picking the wrong victim. Had this happened today, you'd see protests that the police used excessive force.
Utah Drone, I see that the Chrissy e-mail has 18 recipients (!!)
Who are the other 17?
I know this is a bit late, but for those of you who haven't seen, here are Chrissy's Superbowl videos:
Thank you!! This just made my week 😂 He's so bad at hiding how furious he is. "LOL YOU FAT UGLY BITCH, IM TOTALLY LAUGHING RIGHT NOW LOL 😡" The only thing better than this would've been a video of him trying to conceal his anger by letting out the most forced fake-laughter of all time to show how totally unbothered he is.Quote:
Originally Posted by UtahDroneAnother Chrissy email reply from Tuesday:
LOL at Bitch Tits Beaker Face Mitchell calling anyone fat and ugly.
Not to mention the old dishrag he's married to and his mongoloid child.
What a loser.
LOL. Mr. Richie Rich.
Still wandering around trying to find that deal on a rental home. Mr. One Car that leaves the wife and son at home as daddy goes to the super bowl by himself to feel important.
Great life Chris, though to be fair, it is a step up from where you were---a gutter rat.
I didn’t create the email chain, it was someone else on here, but the other recipients are Chrissy’s family members (wife, father in law, etc), some inner circle jerks (victims), and maybe some of his former contacts from Texas (Zach and “successful” mastermind puds). Brandon, Paul Mitchell, Chris, James, Jon, Antonio, Samuel, Trent, Chaz. I really don’t know who some of these guys are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
The funniest thing is that Chrissy hits “reply all” instead of just “reply” so everyone sees his unhinged responses.
I like how Chrissy goes "Hurr durr every post I make on social media sucks your attention away from living your own life derrrp!"
Meanwhile, he spent the entire Super Bowl Sunday filming content for Social Media... with a Bright Light blinding people and getting yelled at by security! Then running up and down from the nose bleeds to talk to older men and get their life story and take pictures with them, much like he did with Bryan Ockert.
He then spent the evening chasing his Losses at the Casino and we haven't seen or heard ANY DOCUMENTATION of that night, much like the last two masturr minds, meaning he LOST again and was begging for 5K!
Chrissy also is such a slave for Social media that he likely didn't spend Valentine's Day with his Spouse and was wanking off in some podunk Casino's bathroom stall for a few quarters to go to the local gay peep show! Colt Life Baby!
Just saw this by Spencer, a bit off topic and I think he's a little late to this story, but still worth a watch if you don't already know about the Vince McMahon scandal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t10VvNHOlvk
There are some better podcasts that cover this in MUCH MORE detail. I would suggest checking those out including Cafe De Rene, Corny Drive Thru , and Solomonster if you want some Juicy tid bits!
I haven’t emailed him in years. But I’m assuming he still keeps the same changeyourlifevlog@gmail.com and christophermitchellthegoat@gmail.com. Feel free to send him well wishes on his next hostel hunt. Great work on seeing him (just through his words) how unhinged he became when reading that email. As usual, he contradicted himself in everything he said. He calls someone else fat, when he has bigger tits than my wife. He says we get sucked into his life, yet he reads this forum thread daily and his video posts prove that as he responds to each one of our requests at some point. And excellent point, if the fact he got scammed by Dustin didn’t upset him, he would simply let that email roll off his shoulders. But just the fact that he was raging with hate, he just had to respond.
We gotcha right where we want you, Chrissy.
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Chrissy with a new FB clip, ranting about money and people being a slave [not hebrew specific].
He claims with enough time and money you dont have to worry about how much something costs, despite his terrible superbowl seat and claims how much it cost.
He also spices in the hurr hurr do whatever you want with whoever you want, so assumedly Stace and Bubs didnt want to go to the superbowl.....
Chrissy wears his black boss hoody to appear extra butch in this.
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Despite this being a rant about money, he doesnt actually say how to make it and no mention of how much he made on the superbowl (l.o.l)
Commission Kings ( BOL affiliate program ) pays out from the 1st thru the 15th of each month... i have researched this before and many articles state that it is usually closer to the 15th and on occasion sometimes a bit after the 15th... anyways what i guess we are seeing here is the affiliate money... 35%....
and also if i remember correctly YT paid out around the 15th i believe... always see these type of videos near the 15th of each month.... and then he donks it off at the casino and sports betting.... rinse and repeat....
HAHA... that's great Bro !!! nice work !! he's down to literal pennies !! being off of YT is KILLING him!! :)
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TheRivers: This clip is a re-run originally posted on December 22nd. He no longer has that stack of money.
Hey Chrissy, after you donk off more of your dwindling funds, it must be about time for you to "come on down" to PFA
and read all of your well deserved insults.
Do you realize what a fool you are? "Last night at the Super Bowl, I appeared on TV with Patrick Mahomes".
Maybe if you are lucky, a six year old would think that was cool.
To be standing three rows back and not on the field and certainly not on the stage near Patrick Mahomes. WTF are you talking about?
You might as well have said that you were on TV with Taylor Swift but Travis Kelce is more your type.
Who do you think you are kidding?
The very few people, actually the very few saps that you allow to comment on your Facebook page, are silently laughing their ass off at you!
You definitely are not impressing your wife who badly wants to cheat on you with a straight man.
Then there is Champers.
You are hardly ever around for him at your Motel 6 residence.
Poor Bubs is off in his own world playing video games while he subconsciously tries to block you out of his mind.
Just a couple of more years and he will loathe being around his scamming father.
Look at me folks, Patrick Mahomes is my BFF!
Hey Chrissy, do you know the difference between a Champ and a Chump ?
Give up?
It's U!
So Chrissy’s entire website now….
- Here’s a great website for you to gamble on and make money from home
- I was 9 when my mother died, 15 when my dad kicked me out, and then at 18 I moved to California. Now I’m a multi-millionaire.
- Here’s a book I wrote so you can be a millionaire too
- If you want me to be your coach then join my circle for $999/month
Literally….that’s all the site says now. Doesn’t even mention that he’s a professional gambler. No more advertorials as well.
If you someone were to stumble upon that site having never heard of him they’d literally think he wants them to pay him $999 per month because he’s rich. No context whatsoever. I suppose though that he wasn’t being randomly found anyway.
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
"I want you to coach me in getting fit" "hurr hurr run around a park looking like a creeper, and then go to the casino"
"I want you to coach in eating well" "hurr hurr run up casino comps and then order lots of sugary desserts hurr hurr"
"I want you to coach me in having successful relationships with women" "The fuck I know about that???"
He'd save time and have better results if he made it that it was beating -ev games, with -ev strategies.
Agreed. I think this sudden pivot from "Hurr durr look at me with dis Lambo and dis money folks?!?!?" to "I'm a Good Christian, Family Man" is telling.Quote:
Tariq Reed: Unlikely that anyone with a brain is signing up for the $999 at this point, so he's probably just hoping for lots of clicks on his BOL affiliate link.
The average age of his remaining chums is like 71 and the average IQ is probably the same, give or take a deuce!
He has shown ZERO sports bets of any substance in 3 months, No Casino Chips or Fancy Suites in 6 months, one or two dinner photos (and no Sushi dinners equals no Wins hurr hurr)
Given this month has historically been terrible for Chrissy, it's clear he has nothing left and the Youtube channel was really his only reason for living! He could escape reality and live his fantasy life on Youtube, where two or three drooling idiots would post praise towards him and he can pretend he's their God. Now that's all gone and soon he will be too! # Billy Goat Life Baby!
"In the month of Feb 2020... I won $73,600 folks!" ***** A FEW MONTHS LATER ***** "February 2020 was also my BIGGEST… BIGGEST losing month, where I lost a total... of $74,000" let that sink in!
Considering those OTHER pictures he's done, we shouldn't be surprised what Chrissy will do for attention or money!Quote:
RMS9: I can’t imagine seeing a picture of myself looking like this and thinking it’s a good idea to post publicly for all to see. The size of his tits are alarming.
I wonder if he's currently fleecing Branko and the other 2 Cum Bum Chums in his new Bunker location? He hasn't made a peep other than posting old photos and videos. Perhaps he's having a Masturr Mind to explain why they LOST their ass again on the Super Bowl cuz the Bloat bet against the Chiefs? Hurr hurr follow the trend Squirtstopher!?!
Probably already mentioned on this thread, but come on RBF Chrissy, you need to do a world wide tour to spark sales of you and your dishrag's book:
Christopher, along with his wife Stacy, co-authored a book on how to go from $100 to $1 million in just one year titled: The Millionaire Blueprint. It was released on March 31, 2021, and was a top ten book, garnering as high as #8 on both the Personal Finance and Success Self-Help lists on Amazon. The book serves as the blueprint for learning how to Retrain Your Brain so you can start making extra money. You can buy the best selling book on Amazon
As of 02/16/2024
Publisher : Independently published (March 31, 2021)
Language : English
Paperback : 142 pages
ISBN-13 : 979-8728094951
Item Weight : 14.4 ounces
Dimensions : 8 x 0.34 x 10 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #1,154,470 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
#9,913 in Personal Finance (Books)
#13,128 in Success Self-Help
Hey Chrissy, have you been focusing on how you attracted Dustin the scammer into your life and what happened to that extra $1,000.00 he pocketed? You must have focused on an ABUNDANCE of bad karma that finally bitch slapped you in the face.
I’ll bet you could have used that extra grand to play some electronic roulette?
Strike that thought, as you surely would have lost the $1,000 even faster than Dustin picking your pockets clean. Lucky that you didn’t have a paper ticket of your $1,000.00 lousy end zone seat as Dustin probably would have snagged that too.
What a complete FOOL you are.
Focus baby, focus.
Let's play devil's advocate and say Chris is sitting on an abundance of money--whats the point of it? He dresses like shit(hoodies all the time in different colors) looks like shit and has nothing but a single car, running from rental to rental home and i guess his most prized possession---his new teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by PickleballHey Chrissy, have you been focusing on how you attracted Dustin the scammer into your life and what happened to that extra $1,000.00 he pocketed? You must have focused on an ABUNDANCE of bad karma that finally bitch slapped you in the face.
I’ll bet you could have used that extra grand to play some electronic roulette?
Strike that thought, as you surely would have lost the $1,000 even faster than Dustin picking your pockets clean. Lucky that you didn’t have a paper ticket of your $1,000.00 lousy end zone seat as Dustin probably would have snagged that too.
What a complete FOOL you are.
Focus baby, focus.
Maybe he is just hoarding the money to give 7.4 million to his kid once he and his wife pass---sure that's it.
He can show 10,15, 25k all he wants, it's pretty obvious that's everything he has and most of the time is mixed with play money. I mean who seriously waste 9k or so going to the super bowl when you're a middle aged married man with a kid and still don't have a permanent place to live? I'll tell you who---a fake rich guy that is terrible with handling money.
I'll give him credit for one thing---he actually took the time to find people even dumber than him to just hand him cash. What's unfortunate(for him and his family) is he than simply hands it to people smarter than him....
It’s safe to say he’s been banned from buying chips and filming, live streaming Electronic Table Games or “roulette slots” as Chrissy calls them and is reduced to the monthly scheme of extorting money from them under the ruse of “Hurr hurr you’ll make 20k folks, like Branko and Dave!”Quote:
Originally Posted by crudebarLet's play devil's advocate and say Chris is sitting on an abundance of money--whats the point of it? He dresses like shit(hoodies all the time in different colors) looks like shit and has nothing but a single car, running from rental to rental home and i guess his most prized possession---his new teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by PickleballHey Chrissy, have you been focusing on how you attracted Dustin the scammer into your life and what happened to that extra $1,000.00 he pocketed? You must have focused on an ABUNDANCE of bad karma that finally bitch slapped you in the face.
I’ll bet you could have used that extra grand to play some electronic roulette?
Strike that thought, as you surely would have lost the $1,000 even faster than Dustin picking your pockets clean. Lucky that you didn’t have a paper ticket of your $1,000.00 lousy end zone seat as Dustin probably would have snagged that too.
What a complete FOOL you are.
Focus baby, focus.
Maybe he is just hoarding the money to give 7.4 million to his kid once he and his wife pass---sure that's it.
He can show 10,15, 25k all he wants, it's pretty obvious that's everything he has and most of the time is mixed with play money. I mean who seriously waste 9k or so going to the super bowl when you're a middle aged married man with a kid and still don't have a permanent place to live? I'll tell you who---a fake rich guy that is terrible with handling money.
I'll give him credit for one thing---he actually took the time to find people even dumber than him to just hand him cash. What's unfortunate(for him and his family) is he than simply hands it to people smarter than him....
But since Dave spilled The Tea on it having the exact opposite result, we know he’s losing followers there too! Whatever few bird brains are left paying him will bottom out like Zach, Brandon, Sam and the other loyal dolts to the Colt Goat.
Speaking of Bird Brain, he’s admiring cocks in the Philippines according to his latest FB post! Enjoy folks!
BWB does a great job of keeping Chrissy accountable with his lack of sports betting tickets, sushi meals and the like.
Also of note:
We havent seen any kings ransom charitable donations OR any other donations (Except the one to Dustin) since the Kings Ransom sheets were shown likely to be fake or "for social media purposes".
Chrissy kept herpderping a previous Xmas he was going to try and buy a casino train set for NVB as well as we havent even seen NVB with toys in a long time
Chrissy claims he was doing a 30 day running challenge, which only had 1 very creepy video in it (ok, we can probably cut him slack on this since nobody wants to see it again)
O and while its pretty early in the year I"m pretty confident Dustin Morgan has not only replaced Dave as PFA Rookie of the Year, Dustin Morgan is likely to hold the title for the rest of the year.
Folks folks, I think I may simultaneously found out why Squirtstopher has vanished for the past 3 days annnnd why the documentary never got mentioned again!
https://slamwrestling.net/index.php/...estlings-face/
Vice TV, The creators of the great series Dark Side of the Ring, had an episode named after Chrissy in the works for some time now!
It features a Gay wrestler who did Gay Porn that was named… Chris Colt! Lol!
And yes, it is referring to the very same Colt Studios that our mental midget wanked off for and asked the now infamous question… “You Ready? Youuuu Reaaaady…hahhhh!?!??”
So we now know that little Squirter Kyle was destined to be in Gay Porn for Colt given his namesake and he could not avoid his fate.
Also explains why he chose the Name Kyle, Chris Colt was already taken and he might have been sued and forced to show up in court wearing sweat pants and a sweat shirt again!
Chrissy is probably protesting at Colt Studios for copyright infringement being he is now calling himself the Colt Goat! After losing his ass on the Super Bowl he was reported to be carrying this poster with the caption "Peg Me for $99 a night folks!"
Should be a good episode of Dark Side on Vice and if you’ve never seen the show, give it a watch on YouTube and Daily motion!
https://youtu.be/1gBkSPAvoYY?si=xV8Workt-MtduULm
Thats one of the "big what ifs" with Chrissy.
Imagine he had gone to Conneticut instead of California when he was 18.
On the one hand, Vince loved bodybuilders and Chrissy could have debuted as HBK's younger brother when HBK "lost his smile". Getting to prance around in booty shorts would have been a dream come true for Chrissy.
By Chrissy's own acknowledgements Chrissy loved steroids and l.o.l was a cocktail wizard.
On the other hand, Vince wasnt a fan of midgets, Chrissy has almost no rizz, Chrissy would probably have to have been in a tag team (Vince also not a fan of tag teams), Chrissy's fantasies of being a bad ass shoot fighter who bashed his father would not have gone over well with legit shooters at the time.
That and Nick Dinsmore did the Eugene gimmick so much better.
@BedWetterBettor: It was super difficult to get signed by WWF in the late 90’s and early 2000’s. With established stars like Stone Cold, Rock, HHH, Angle , & Taker plus young studs like Orton, Cena, Lesnar and Hardy’s in the wing, CM wasn’t even as good as Max Mini!
Chrissy probably been called max mini quite a few times after dropping his pants or possibly mini mini.
Speaking of: After 3 days of nothing, Chrissy posts a FB maths meme about a someone stealing $100 from a store and then buying goods from that store.
Clearly this is one of his subliminal scripts he wrote months ago, getting you to think if Dustin stole $1000 from Chrissy and then used it to signed up for a 1 month chums club membership then who is the bigger idiot?
the world is full of stupid people....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNxdgV79iFE
glad you guys liked the video, thanks for all the kind words !!
Saw this on Stewman's page and got a chuckle out of it...
It's REALLY long and typical Angry midget rant, but it seems pretty on the nose the type of Fake Coaches he's talking about!
Tried to condense it down and highlight the Chrissy parts, but it all pretty much applies to these fake wannabe millionaires like Squirtstopher!
Fake Interviews!
Fake Claims of consistent Private Plane Rides
Fake Bitcoin Investor
Fake Millionaire with Bad Hair Plugs and Cheap Dentures!
Stewman needs to hit the history books:
Hitler: You may not like what he has to say
Hitler: Was an ex-con and talked about it
Hitler: lots of Rizz
Of course, much like Chrissy, Stewman is looking for people without critical thinking skills so "hurr hurr I's da first!!!!" is probably believed.
And as a bonus, Hitler also wrote a book, that is more well known, and more read than Chrissy's colouring in book (hurr hurr).
Should we start putting these posters up around the Local Gay Bars and Male Revues?
Perhaps Chrissy has gone into hiding in hopes of re-growing that sweet Chia pet hair back??
From $7 lead funnels to $7 Rim Jobs, the Colt Dolt has fallen far from small time scammer to Fag for Hire!
Radio segment about Chrissy and the Superbowl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoePICdk5xw
Go to 2:48:39
Seems that the Craft Cult Church is losing Sheep from the flock...
According to Stewman(guess he's not Jewish anymore?) he found a NEW church that was recommended by former Craft flunkie and Superbowl winning kicker that "beat" Tom Brady, Steve 'Porn Addict' Weatherford!
Apparently he's tired of being asked to donate money and pay to attend Church events (he really is clueless about Evangelists and other Charlatans parading as Christians), so his recent angry rants were not only about the currently M.I.A. Midget Masturbator Mitchell, but likely towards Craft and his cronies as well!
Here is Craft hocking his latest Pay & Pray extravaganza, ya know the one Little Kyle said he paid 15K for upfront, but only attended two events?
They should all just join the Church of Kyle Prescott! Where a Masturbating Midget Minister preaches about Cup Holders and they have weekly sermons delivered by Snoop Dogg & Reverend Rick Lee, while Guns n' Roses sings the Hymns like How Great Thou Art and Sweet Child O' Mary!
Hahahahahahaha, It's True.. It's TRUE!!!Quote:
TheRivers: I never understood what exactly Chrissy was trying to do by getting involved with Kraft. Made little sense. But then again…it’s Chrissy.
Tariq Reed: @Rivers CM was living on Kraft Mountain in Vegas and then met a prosperity preacher named Craft, so CM thought it was a sign from God. Also, CM might have seen Craft as a positive father figure role model that he never had. #daddyissues
Regarding Craft, Chrissy was a low level scammer who only knew how to swindle folks by email or one at a time. After seeing Keith Craft's Grand Scale Scam seminars that he called "Master Minds" and how much he can Scam from people Once a month, Chrissy got a 3 inch boner and copied him.
The whole point of paying to attend was to take mental and actual notes so he doesn't miss a single step so he can be a carbon copy and scam multiple saps at once. Hence he immediately started doing his Group Masturr mind meetings, starting with the pathetic showing of Brandon and Mike Miltimore at the 1st one. And ultimately getting the 20 plus idiots at Lake Charles and Vegas on the party bus with ULD watching Brandon pole dance.
Chrissy is too stupid to think of anything original, he just copies more successful people and Craft happened to be his hard on at that time!
Speaking of stupid, he's flashing more prop money in what could be an old video, claiming he made $31,400 today. No proof of course such as Betting slips, Casino Chips or Bank statements and hurr hurr documentation beats masturbation, so just more lies from the Masturbating Midget Mitchell!
made 31.4k today already... even before noon in LV time... lol
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
I'm guesing he sold half a $50k superbowl ticket, and has a very sore arse as well.
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O and rememebr when Chrissy said his goal was only $3k a day so he could make a million a year and
Chrissy isnt greeeeeeeeedy1!!!
At this rate, he can take 5 days off AND clear $11m (before taxes, l.o.l) in a year!
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TheRivers: Wonder what’s up with the domain change. Now it’s Goatlifecash.com. He also on that site (nor in this video) says that he’s a gambler anymore. Now he’s just claiming to non-categorically make lots of money.
"goatlifecash" domain was just registered on Jan 22.
"goatlifebaby" domain was registered back in May '23, I think that was right after the "private plane" ride to Vegas with Stewman.
Yes, you're correct on the timeline.Quote:
TheRivers: Stewman pane ride was in the later half of 2022. By May of 2023 Chrissy was in Chicago and nearing the end of his six month high rise rental.
I thought he was using that tagline back in 2022 back when he bought all those "I Am The Goat" t-shirts that just like him haven't been out of the closet in a long time.
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Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
"goatlifecash" domain was just registered on Jan 22.
"goatlifebaby" domain was registered back in May '23, I think that was right after the "private plane" ride to Vegas with Stewman.
Yes, you're correct on the timeline.Quote:
TheRivers: Stewman pane ride was in the later half of 2022. By May of 2023 Chrissy was in Chicago and nearing the end of his six month high rise rental.
I thought he was using that tagline back in 2022 back when he bought all those "I Am The Goat" t-shirts that just like him haven't been out of the closet in a long time.
He still says he is a professional gambler on the disclaimer you must agree to before handing him $999.
Also note that site is under the Google terms of service. Can anyone think of a way to go after him under this? I know it’s almost impossible to reach anyone there, but maybe an opening?
https://policies.google.com/terms
Between Thrivecart, Google and GoDaddy it seems they are have plausible deniability in regards to the scam. I still believe the link to an illegal gambling site may be the way to go.