have any of his meetups gone well? seriously, any of them? what fools would see this and keep paying....
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have any of his meetups gone well? seriously, any of them? what fools would see this and keep paying....
Thats always been a problem with the meet ups: a lot of people likely considered it a holiday where they might win their buyin back, and a chance to meet their "hero".Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
Some of his older events were well planned and looked reasonable like his boat trip, and his party bus.
The older events seemed to have reasonable food, like minded individuals and other than the "pray over your money, rebuke satan" nonsense were probably not too offense.
As you would have seen tho, one of the most recent events only had Chrissy, Dave and Branko and unless you enjoy a tantrum throwing midget begging for $5k from you, it was unlikely to be fun.
Assumedly some of the Brandon era meetings went well since he kept attending and must have been winning some money.
Maybe one or two of them might have gone okay for him. But right from the first one where he “left his bankroll at home” these things have all been bad for him. He also at that first one complained about people not bringing him birthday gifts (he wanted $1K from each). Then there was the second one wherein he got crushed at the tables and blamed alcohol as the reason that he lost on his birthday. Then there was the boat ride..lots of good planning and presentation…but a disaster after they all lost at the casino and fights broke out amongst the attendees. And who could forget the Chicago one where he got thrown out of a casino for making a scene accusing the casino of cheating at Roulette?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
He sure collected a lot of money from these morons…but each event exposed him more and more…and word has gotten out…hence why he hasn’t tried to do a 20+ person event since the early ones.
I suppose we were all wrong and The Bloat really will be attending the Super Bowl.
If he does attend, which I highly doubt, he will be looking to buy an unsold ticket right after the opening kickoff.
#Cash Poor Chissy
I'd assume he already has a ticket lined up, since its a bit of a risk to not show up otherwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by PickleballI suppose we were all wrong and The Bloat really will be attending the Super Bowl.
If he does attend, which I highly doubt, he will be looking to buy an unsold ticket right after the opening kickoff.
#Cash Poor Chissy
I dont think he is stupid enough to do a Smollet and claim he was robbed, but who knows.
Given he keeps trying to impress us with his superior genes, he cant easily claim that NVB is sick so he cant attend (this is my pick though because Chrissy doesnt think far ahead).
The claims that he has offers for the ticket are for a reason.
I think it might be excuse making because he hasn't bought it yet, and now is too broke to afford going.
I think we'd see some kind of proof of the ticket's existence if he had it.
The "I might sell" bullshit is probably code for "If I can't afford to go, or the prices don't come down enough, I'll claim I sold it."
I do think that the idiot rationalizes that if he spends $$ on the Superbowl ticket, he can claim it was $25,000 and how the "GOAT lifestyle" is what allows him to do things like this. He will aim this at the schlubs sitting at home watching it on TV, making them wish they could go to the game itself like Chrissy did.
If there’s one thing we ALL know about Fatso is that when he claims he’s done something (i.e. sports bets, winning at the casino, purchasing a Super Bowl ticket), without any sort of physical or tangible proof, we know it’s all lies. This idiot would never miss an opportunity to flash legitimate evidence of him spending a larger than normal amount of money when possible. This was evidence when lightening did strike for him and he won that 15k parlay years ago. That level of excitement (amongst he and Stacy) was not faked. It was true emotions of excitement that was not staged. The phone call to daddy Foster, Stacy actually smiling from ear to ear (for once) and Chris being as giddy as Bubs was the day he got his new plastic bag toy for his birthday. That was not faked or a lie, and the emotional outburst was all the proof that was needed. Look at it from the opposite side too. When he lost 1k in the electronic roulette machine in 5 minutes, his disappointment and frustration could be felt through his video. He was so bummed he was left speechless. He just kept babbling on about “you can’t make this up, folks”, “i literally just sat down and this machine cheated because it hit 6 blacks in a row, and when i played black, it hit red”…blah, blah, blah. That is a legitimate inside view of just how emotional Fatso is…during the good and bad.
Fast forward to the past year or so. How many times has he won 5k, 10k, 20k gambling allegedly gambling in the casino? How many times has he claimed to have won a larger than normal sports bet, but with zero excitement or proof shown. Chris is incapable of withholding emotion (good or bad) and he’s proven that time and time again. Remember him sitting in a hotel room, laying in bed and trying to play roulette. The TV was blasting, Bubs was crying, Stacy wasn’t calming his kid down and Chris was about to fly off the handle because he “couldn’t concentrate”, and when he hit a green zero…KA-BOOM!!!!!
Fatso will NEVER miss an opportunity to flash a receipt, a wager, a large bet, WHEN IT’S LEGIT. Obviously this is rare…practically nonexistent because he’s all talk and nothing but smoke in mirrors. I’d be willing to bet a quarter of my net worth (which is much more than Fatty’s entire existence) that he ain’t going to the Super Bowl. And if he does end up going, we will certainly see some sort of proof of his 25k ticket purchase. Not a chance he misses an opportunity to gloat in front of his last remaining members while they’re still around.
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Slow news day...
So I thought I'd post this for laughs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUUZ_mO0PD0
This is likely where Chrissy's life is headed once he gets banned from all civilized casinos's's or could be the future life of NVB!
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
his name is boss man jack, and he's a gambling god. a true degenerate, he can be highly entertaining.
live on FB from Allegiant Stadium, must be some sort of opening ceremony for the SB.... up in the nose bleed section... where all the multimillionaires sit...
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Remember just the other week he was moaning about people sitting home on sunday watching sports.
It appears he's there in a stadium, without any actual sport.
OMG what kind of schlep goes there for that. Sounds like the most boring event ever. $30 ticket. Like, is he trying to impress us? LOLOLOLOLO: amazing stuff, Chrissy!Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkQuote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Remember just the other week he was moaning about people sitting home on sunday watching sports.
It appears he's there in a stadium, without any actual sport.
Yeah Chrissy is unlikely to go to a boring event like this if he's going to the real thing in a week.
This smells very much like he had to present the "fans" with SOME sort of Super Bowl related appearance, so he chose this.
I wouldn't be surprised if he still claims to have gone, but just doesn't have any pics at the game aside from outside the stadium.
As expected, the prices on the secondary market remain obscenely high (over $7500/ticket right now), due to the popularity of both teams, as well as the relative proximity of the 49ers fans (plus a ton of them are rich).
This appearance is likely Chrissy realizing the ticket prices aren't going to come down enough for him to actually go, so he's hedging his lie by appearing at this lol $30 event a week earlier.
Here's the video.
He did spring for tickets for Stacey and Bubs, whom you can see at the 9:58 mark (near the very end of the video).
Everyone looks very bored.
Some more reality for Chrissy and the chums:
https://youtu.be/vDsLu0CWcgk?si=aWQj0PFAOFG_CmHv
Druff nailed the price. Stacy and Bubs got to go with the LOAT (Loser of All-time).Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Way to splurge for the fam Porky.
Did you bring your own snacks to the event to pocket the $10.00 in change?
Chrissy is a liar. Despite a general uptick in prices to the aforementioned $7,500+ that Druff mentioned, there are no tickets of the thousands and thousands of verified resale tickets listed on ticketmaster.com, both for single and pairs of tickets, that are asking $50,000 or higher.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
If he's not a liar, Chrissy owns the most valuable ticket to the game, one so valuable that it received an unsolicited offer of $50,000, $2k more than the highest ask price currently after the run up.
Free advice to Chrissy: do your homework before you post outlandish shit on the Internet even if it is because you think of yourself as someone who just we don't know is an Einstein in self promotion. It just looks bad when we cut you down to your regular size.
I do think there's at least a chance dummy will be there tho ($4,000 ticket bought earlier?)...
CURRENT TOP PRICES OF RESALE TICKETS TO SUPERBOWL LVIII:
he has to go now. he will pay a few thousand for the solo ticket and write if off if he pays any taxes. pictures from stadium will be posted but will not indicate where his 25k seat is for obv reasons.
scamming piece of shit midget, your time is coming. tick, tock.
i'll just leave this here, a lot to scrutinize here....including to have to use another old-recycled pic of him and the Skank...
Well, 1DBC beat me to the punch. But still here's some commentary courtesy of Uncle BWB!
"Hurr hurr, sitting at home on sundays watching sports is a waste of time, hurr hurr".
Also, note, no word if Stacey and NVB will be going to any of these events
If Chrissy did find a host to give him a Super Bowl ticket and he was going to sell it, he better think twice
It’s all part of his “Hurr hurr look at me I’m so successful & lucky, I bring luck to anyone who hangs out with me. So pay me $5000 and attend my Masturbation Mind meeting so I can bring you success and luck too derrrrp!?!”Quote:
Forum Wars: This is nonsense, he's a little boy, who cares about these records, there's ML sport records being broken all the time...I guess he has to dispose any excess cash he has as soon as possible, just cannot change
By claiming he was the reason the Knights won the Cup, the Chiefs won the super bowl back to back years and Pruett & Pipsqueaks won 20k(never happened as per Dave) stupid people will associate Chrissy with winning and success. Since he’s too fat, stupid and lazy to achieve either on his own, he has to leech off entities that do succeed!
Annnnd of course a religious post full of stupidity that will likely get deleted!
# Billy Goat Life
Remember all the times Chrissy told God spoke to him, and Chrissy claims to have understood it,
Remember the time Chrissy claimed God told him to move to Dallas, and join Keithy's club that would mean Chrissy would make $250k/month?
Remember the time Chrissy claimed God told him to take up sports betting and Chrissy ignored it for 5 years?
Remember the time Chrissy had a live stream prayer session because God told Chrissy to get out of bed early, and have daily prayer sessioons that lasted exactly 1 day?
Remember the time Chrissy claimed God told Chrissy to fuck Stace on the first date despite Chrissy claiming Stace wasnt his type?
Remember the time Chrissy claimed Tom Brady called him up and talked him into losing?
If Chrisy is correct that God talks to him, surely he can understand why Jesus loves everyone
(I do acknowledge there is a slight chance Chrissy is mentally ill, has schizophrenia or a similar disorder, or you know, is a pathological liar)
I forgot about this.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Imagine getting on your YouTube and telling all of your followers that your wife isn't actually your type. How embarrassing for her! He was basically saying, "I wasn't attracted to Stacy, but I learned to love her anyway!"
Ouch.
In Stacy's defense, though, even the hottest chick in the world likely isn't his type.
live on FB at the hockey game... i wonder if he got permission to film....
said he was betting big on the Oilers ... so i had to hurry up and fire...
By himself at the game and proving once again that he knows nothing about hockey. Been bragging all day how he will “be up on the glass.” Oh he’s up on the glass alright….the glass of the penalty box. That’s about the crappiest view you could possibly have. Pretty good for when the puck is at center ice…but when it goes to either end you’re staring through multiple layers of perpendicular glass. I’d sure hope this was a comped seat…because if he paid lots of money to sit there then he’s a complete moron (well…he is a complete moron…but still)
If he’s so rich then how come he’s not up in a luxury box where the rest of the rich and famous people sit?
Ruh-Ruh Retard loses again.
He actually moved to a different seat after the 1st period, I'm assuming he found an empty seat or something. I was mostly focusing on the game, but I noticed him standing up nervously during the last minute:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
He said he bet A LOT of money on this one, really hoping we get a Facebook post (preferably a video) where we get his reaction.
I bet someone throws a temper tantrum tonight, and swears off sports betting because those lazy athletes cheated and didn’t win the money for Fatty Big Head. Vegas wins. Fatty loses! Again!!!
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Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka BubsHe actually moved to a different seat after the 1st period, I'm assuming he found an empty seat or something. I was mostly focusing on the game, but I noticed him standing up nervously during the last minute:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
He said he bet A LOT of money on this one, really hoping we get a Facebook post (preferably a video) where we get his reaction.
out of rep comments and i wanted to give all you guys positive reps.... but i got some pizza money out of it anyways.... just like the MLB playoffs... i am not afraid to fade his bets at all.... once i know what he is betting.... :)
Remember when The Bloat pitched a fit in the casino while playing baccy because someone was filming him with their phone? Then security escorted him out for threatening to kill the vidrographer.
I guess it is okay when Porky roams the stadium while filming everyone that gets in the way of his view.
Look at the stink eye that this dude gives Kyle when he catches Kyle filming him?
It is a shame that the fan didn’t KO tubby Chrissy.
RE: Budd Light Lounge
Typical Chrissy, in the video wasting viewers time implying how his ticket gets him (because he's some kinda VIP??) this perk, strongly suggesting it is all inclusive drinks there that the regular poories at the game don't get:
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Reddit · r/goldenknights user: laxfreeze
10+ comments · 10 months ago
Not inclusive. Simply access to a private bar with shorter lines, allegedly.
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Chrissy, you are either a schelp or a schlub. You may be both.
Looks like little Kyle has brought back an old curse that is rather fitting in name!
Yes, folks Chrissy is in fact the CURSE OF THE BILLY GOAT! It's documented folks! He moved to Chicago and the Cubs have become a Losing Team and haven't a won a World Series since Chrissy started living in Chicago!!!
He went to Boston and the Bruins annnnnnnnnnnd Celtics BOTH lost and haven't won a Championship since! He also Picked the Lions to go to the Super Bowl only to CURSE them and make them lose just like he CURSED the Milwaukee Bucks by showing his fat, bald midget self at a playoff game and CURSING their playoff run.
And now, Chrissy proclaimed he will witness history with the Oilers and instead CURSED them with his Billy Goat Curse like he cursed all the aforementioned teams! It's documented and Undeniable folks! Documentation Beats Masturbation!
# CurseOfBillyGoatChrissy
i wonder if after he lost his big boi bet he ran to the casino to do whatever it takes to have a winning day, b/c that is why he is the #1 sports betting professional known all over the world? where's that video?
Chrissy asking people what the biggest regret they have had in their life is/was. Hmmm….I’d imagine there could be 100s of former chums who might have an easy answer to that.
And of course Chrissy still doesn’t have command of the English language and phrases the question as “What has been the biggest regret you ever made in your life.”
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
Chrissy still hasnt learn that if he: tells us he has a bet on a team, dresses like an idiot, watches the game live, the team loses.
At some point I'm sure he'll regret those choices.
**** Breaking News Folks ****
Dave Pruett is Stubborn...
In other news, the Sky is Blue, The Pope is Catholic annnnnnnnd
Bird Brain is a complete putz in his latest video (not posting it here to avoid giving Bird Box the views and comment traffic)
Chock full of myths and stupidity playing Online Roulette for Fake Money such as "Hurr hurr I want to see how the ball rolls" <===== On an ONLINE Roulette Simulator!
"It's all about Place betting, I just lost 4 and won Once, that's why Martingale Works and is powerful!" After placing 3-5 bets and running after One win... lol
"The way THIS wheel spins, is Not MY kind..." After Losing 3 bets and Running!
"When you Flat Bet, that's when the House Edge comes in... to Beat the Casnio, you gotta have some kind of progression!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, classic Bird Brain!
Be a submissive, Chrissy. Start tailing Druff’s picks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend