Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Man Boobs Malone is back and even posing & dressing to look like Chrissy!
Black wife beater and all with a laughable physique!!




Yea, I know Chrissy has been posing with prop money since he had actual hair & teeth, then Chia Pet hair & Chiclet dentures to his Bald Bloated Dad Bod look today! But they dress, act and even think the same way. Lol and him claiming Thunder Valley “rigs” the cards and THAT is why he loses!

Couldn’t possibly be his idiotic Martingale with Red chips strategy! Now he’s hocking sports bets and then making bragging rights when his picks win, but doesn’t show his face much when he loses! Now who do we know that constantly does that with losing sport’s bets?

Isnt it Sunday Church Day for Chrissy?

Guess its the same as his early morning prayer sessions.

Ladies and gentlemen…here he is…One of Chrissy’s most loyal followers…Serpentstar. Apparently he is now on IG where you can see his recent lucky day playing online (it’s about time. He comments on all Chrissy’s videos saying how he winds up losing).

Anyway…a few photos of him and some footage from sone concert he just attended from some awful-sounding metal band from Canada.

https://instagram.com/serpentstar1?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Until Chrissy was brought to my attention, I had no idea that so many gambling scammers existed on YouTube.

I will give Chrissy credit for one thing -- he's the most entertaining of the entire bunch, by a wide margin. Yes, his entertainment value comes from him being the biggest clown of them all, but still, I just can't get into regularly watching the rest of them. Chrissy is just the gift who keeps on giving.

Also, some of the gambling scammers are just delusional. They believe they actually have a winning "system", and are just "unlucky" at the moment. Chrissy believes a form of that too, but he sells a lifestyle more than the system itself, which is where the delusion bridges into outright scamming. Some of these other guys are just selling the delusion. However, there are plenty who realize their system is bunk (or, at best, are unsure it works), and still knowingly lie about their results and sell them anyway.

Chrissy's "change your life with my strategies and quit your job" sales pitch is the most offensive, though. Saying "Buy my system that wins" is a lot different than "If you pay me to learn what I've been doing, you can quit your job and become a millionaire just like me".

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Until Chrissy was brought to my attention, I had no idea that so many gambling scammers existed on YouTube.

I will give Chrissy credit for one thing -- he's the most entertaining of the entire bunch, by a wide margin. Yes, his entertainment value comes from him being the biggest clown of them all, but still, I just can't get into regularly watching the rest of them. Chrissy is just the gift who keeps on giving.

Also, some of the gambling scammers are just delusional. They believe they actually have a winning "system", and are just "unlucky" at the moment. Chrissy believes a form of that too, but he sells a lifestyle more than the system itself, which is where the delusion bridges into outright scamming. Some of these other guys are just selling the delusion. However, there are plenty who realize their system is bunk (or, at best, are unsure it works), and still knowingly lie about their results and sell them anyway.

Chrissy's "change your life with my strategies and quit your job" sales pitch is the most offensive, though. Saying "Buy my system that wins" is a lot different than "If you pay me to learn what I've been doing, you can quit your job and become a millionaire just like me".

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A lot of the scammers don’t do anything more than portray themselves as winners and maybe direct you towards their affiliate link. Only a small percentage of them are actually trying to sell a system. This is however just the casino game scammers…the sports touts are an entirely different animal and nearly all of them are trying to sell picks.

I agree that the fact that Chrissy is such a blatantly obnoxious fraud is what keeps us all entertained. Sure we’ll make fun of Cody Covers, Mike Malone, Vegas Dave, Mikki, or “The Professor.” But none of these guys spews even nearly as much laughable nonsense as Chrissy. Cody is just annoying in the way he yells at the camera. Vegas Dave will entertain you with his well-produced videos but there’s not a lot there to keep you talking. “The Professor” is small time and has no obvious appeal. Mikki would likely be interesting if he had more videos out there on YouTube. Malone just seems like a fool who suddenly figured out how to work a camera. Very little there in terms of entertainment.

While he is entertaining Chrissy is also the most dangerous. He’ll not only take your money but he’ll also leave you bankrupt. With any of these other guys you’ll likely lose a little money and move on. But Chrissy keeps on pushing and pushing the “you can get it back” and “whatever it takes to eventually be rich” angles. These are disasters just waiting to happen. Just look at the cat man and Aussie guy…and those are the only ones we know about. There could be 100s of others. Rick Lee lost a lot but it would seem he didn’t permenantly go broke. One can only wonder what became of people like TJ or Barry or any of the other testimonials he had from way back when. You never heard from them again. Even Rick and Asarah disappeared.

Looking at this serpent star buffoon’s IG is rather amusing, a week ago he supposedly took this picture of his desk! But I just couldn’t seem to find that NY times best selling Coloring Book called Kyle’s Ten Cent Buttprint ???



Guess this guy couldn’t get past day 46 like good old Brown Nose Brandon! Speaking of Brandon, seems he hasn’t posted a new Bdubs Locksmith video in 2 weeks. It’s possible he went on a “Getaway Staycation” since the Masterbation Meetup. Or the likely scenario he lost again following his beloved boy toy Chrissy Prescott and can’t show his rat face on camera out of embarrassment!

Well, this is odd:
3 days since Chrissy's last gamblign video that was one of his watched video of late.
He used the clickbait title to get those views.

2 days ago he made a gym short that unsurprisingly has very little views (its likely to end up on par with his church short from 4 weeks ago).

So, when do we expect the next Chrissy nonsense video?
He had previously claimed he was going to be gambling every day [complete lie].

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Well, this is odd:
3 days since Chrissy's last gamblign video that was one of his most watched video of late.
He used the clickbait title to get those views.

2 days ago he made a gym short that unsurprisingly has very little views (its likely to end up on par with his church short from 4 weeks ago).

So, when do we expect the next Chrissy nonsense video?
He had previously claimed he was going to be gambling every day [complete lie].

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Fat boy Chrissy showed us how “millionaires” eat! By ordering the greasiest, nastiest looking food from some trashy diner!



He’s crying into his fast food looking grease burger “tears of gratitude how he made it”? Bahahahahahaha, yup Kyle you made it alright. Scamming Simpletons dumber than you and eating greasy, cheesy meats in a diner!

Funny how Mr. 99% Vegan never eats at 5 star restaurants outside of a casino. Almost as if he holds them up for Comp Dinners in order to even show up? And laughably he shows a whopping $4K spread out on some cheap carpet! Which means he probably lost big this weekend and can’t post a “winning” video from inside the casino!

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Fat boy Chrissy showed us how “millionaires” eat! By ordering the greasiest, nastiest looking food from some trashy diner!



He’s crying into his fast food looking grease burger “tears of gratitude how he made it”? Bahahahahahaha, yup Kyle you made it alright. Scamming Simpletons dumber than you and eating greasy, cheesy meats in a diner!

Funny how Mr. 99% Vegan never eats at 5 star restaurants outside of a casino. Almost as if he holds them up for Comp Dinners in order to even show up? And laughably he shows a whopping $4K spread out on some cheap carpet! Which means he probably lost big this weekend and can’t post a “winning” video from inside the casino!

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Have to pity someone who's biggest achievement in life is being able to buy a hamburger.

I'm sure he'll be back to ranting about construction workers and douche bag broke haters in no time though.

Realizing something about Jeff the truck driver…

The narrative here is that he was part of Chrissy’s group for two years but never participated nor truly believed that Chrissy’s strategies worked. And then because his truck broke down he turned to gambling to pay the bills.

While this certainly wouldn’t be the first time you’ve ever heard of someone turning to gambling when times got tough there is a major flaw in this story. That two year period where he was in the private group makes no sense. This would have meant that he joined and paid whatever the fee was around March of 2020. Well if that’s true then let’s look at what happened after that:

- Chrissy ended the initial group in September of 2020 and then created a new one. He charged people to get in again (albeit at a discount price if they were in the first group.l

- in January, 2021 Chrissy employed his scare tactic NDA and in order to get more money once again killed his group and created the “Inner Circle”. People again had to pay more money.

- In February 2022 he again closed down the group and created the new one with monthly recurring $99 cost.

So if you believe Jeff’s story this would mean that he would have had to pay three different times to remain in a group that he wasn’t an active participant in and still believed that the leader of the group was full of crap. This makes no sense at all.

Im not buying that Jeff’s story is what he claims it is. Could he be suddenly a winning gambler for the short term? Yes of course. But there is no way he was in threat group for two years as a passive viewer.

Not sure if my math is 100% accurate, but Chris is going to have to wager just under $5800 to win a measly $100 since the Pirates walked in to LA and took the first two games. Game 1 was -372, Game 2 was -360 and today’s game is -265 last I saw. I’d say that’s sound financial advice risking close to $6k to win $100.

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Originally Posted by TheRivers

Realizing something about Jeff the truck driver…

The narrative here is that he was part of Chrissy’s group for two years but never participated nor truly believed that Chrissy’s strategies worked. And then because his truck broke down he turned to gambling to pay the bills.

While this certainly wouldn’t be the first time you’ve ever heard of someone turning to gambling when times got tough there is a major flaw in this story. That two year period where he was in the private group makes no sense. This would have meant that he joined and paid whatever the fee was around March of 2020. Well if that’s true then let’s look at what happened after that:

- Chrissy ended the initial group in September of 2020 and then created a new one. He charged people to get in again (albeit at a discount price if they were in the first group.l

- in January, 2021 Chrissy employed his scare tactic NDA and in order to get more money once again killed his group and created the “Inner Circle”. People again had to pay more money.

- In February 2022 he again closed down the group and created the new one with monthly recurring $99 cost.

So if you believe Jeff’s story this would mean that he would have had to pay three different times to remain in a group that he wasn’t an active participant in and still believed that the leader of the group was full of crap. This makes no sense at all.

Im not buying that Jeff’s story is what he claims it is. Could he be suddenly a winning gambler for the short term? Yes of course. But there is no way he was in threat group for two years as a passive viewer.

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Another check in with Jeff would be easy filming for Chrissy.
This assumes Jeff has been winning, and wants to gamble his tiny $10k vs Chrissy's massive $20k.

Back to the initial points though, Chrissy's average viewer is not strong on critical thinking, as we've seen with the "poor me uber driver" and then Stacey's "suck it bitches, we travelling" IG posts.

So either Jeff enjoyed being part of the secret group and he could afford it, or as suggested, he was only a member of group 2 and group 3, or its lies.

The problem is, Chrissy has no motivation currently to correct Jeff's statements because it could ruin the overall narrative that Jeff became a true believer, followed all of Chrissy's teachings and became a big winner.

Maybe we all should all give Chrissy a break, after all it’s his month.

Nah, fuck it, we can’t let up.

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Originally Posted by The Boz

Maybe we all should all give Chrissy a break, after all it’s his month.

Nah, fuck it, we can’t let up.

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You’re right, Boz. We can’t let up.

Mike The Methhead is getting dressed for the occasion…


Let’s not forget about our good old buddy Demetrius spending his PPP loans in style…


Chrissy’s favorite truck stop diva is eager like a beaver…


Wonder why BDub hasn’t answered the call lately? As you can see, he’s totally happily preoccupied…


Oh Chrissy…still seeking the real action as always…

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Originally Posted by RMS9

Not sure if my math is 100% accurate, but Chris is going to have to wager just under $5800 to win a measly $100 since the Pirates walked in to LA and took the first two games. Game 1 was -372, Game 2 was -360 and today’s game is -265 last I saw. I’d say that’s sound financial advice risking close to $6k to win $100.

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Hopefully Chrissy fired on the Dodgers again tonight.

Folks.

And with today’s video I still await the answer to the same question. What the hell is a “getaway staycation”…other than a contradiction in terms?

Pimple Faced Prescott is back with his ugly mug in a standard room! He claims it was because he booked it “last minute”… Complete Lie!



Maybe lay off the cheeseburgers Chrissy? All the grease is making you break out and have to apply extra makeup!



No wonder he likes to put money in his mouth, it’s dripping with MSG and oil from all the greasy fast food this fat fuck eats daily! He flashes the same 4K from the IG post which means he’s losing as he always brings 10K with him, right Kyle?



Of course he’s too broke to actually show chips or playing footage, so more lies! And he probably lost big on the dodgers and has to make this desperation video to save face to the Inner Circle Jerkoffs!

Anyone want to really piss Chrissy off?

So as most of you are aware most states, if not all have a "Self Exclusion List", that casinos must honor (some states it's voluntarily, most states mandatory).

The self exclusion list is for problem gamblers. The people on this list have signed up voluntarily with the agency that oversees problem gambling within their state. It varies by state the amount of time you can self exclude for. Many states are 1 year, 2 years, 5 years, 10 years, I believe some states even have self exclusion for life. For this time period you can not enter a casino in that state. Once you self exclude it can't be reversed. Could you still play unrecognized? Sure, but if you hit a W2G jackpot your screwed, or if you get ID check on cashout your screwed.

States have different ways to sign up. Some states you have to go in person. Some you can do it online. Some allow you to mail paperwork. In almost all cases you would need personal info.

It wouldn't be easy to Self Exclude someone else, but if you had personal documents it would. But if someone was determined enough they could get it done in many states.

Imagine Chrissy goes to cash out over 10k and they don't pay him. He would be furious! And what is the first thing someone would do that is on the list and is facing non payment do? They would claim it wasn't them that signed up. Could they possibly jump through hoops in the months after to prove they didn't sign up and eventually get paid? Possibly, but it would take time.

The good thing is most states give winnings of individuals on the self exclusion list to Charity.

I actually know a lady that self excluded and a year and a half later hit a jackpot for 6.5k. Not only did she not get paid the 6.5k but she got traspassed from the casino.

Chrissy, who knows what your "haters" will do. No need to sweat everytime you cash out now ��

*** For entertainment only. Not recommending any illegal activity. Not recommending anyone to self exclude Chrissy***

Just in case anyone is curious what a self exclusion form “looks like”…

https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/vi...elf-exclusion-


And wouldn’t ya know, it just happens to be the one for the old Choctaw Nation in Oklahoma??

It does ask for a photo copy of the driver’s license, but perhaps we can send them some of those of old Colt Studios pictures instead!