ELON MUSK IS GOD

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the lesson of the day...

nothing matters as long as central banks around the world are trying their damnedest to inflate asset prices...

nobody gives a shit about corona tanking Chinese PMI, nobody gives a shit about corona showing up in the US, nobody gives a shit about corona...

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as always, not meant as an 'i told you' post just as subjective observation;

none of the current movement seems out of character to me. boomers, #fomo, etc are chasing a gap up. the shock of a plague in our midst has been overridden by greed, but no one is talking about how the plague hasnt even landed yet, much less been solved. and its going to land, because sooner or later we are going to have to start testing people in earnest. oh and because there will never be a vaccine.

dont take my word for it, go on twitter or snapchat or whatever and look at pictures, minutes old, of empty grocery store shelves in major cities.

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I don't take it that way...always appreciate the discussion...

i just don't think FOMO and all that stuff take ahold if there isn't a really strong conviction that central banks are gonna do their thing to prop up stock markets around the globe...i think markets would be beaten down again if it weren't for that...

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Originally Posted by sonatine

countdown to whipsaw in 3... 2....

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Later. They are ripping faces off atm.

Wtf am I just supposed to hold my dick in my hand until RH decides I can trade?

I gotta move my money out of this garbage platform

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

Ya know tine....

I have held a civil tongue regarding the options advice. The traditional advice. If you are buying and holding you prolly are losing. But honestly, who da fuck holds options.

People trade options. Scalping options is a legit thing in certain spots. If you care to watch every tick for days you can thrive.

Do your thing.


hearing bottom talk on CNBC . Zig when they zag. They are dumb public money. This is technical

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dont forget that im gambling hard with very little exposure, and im banking on event driven market movements. i 100% dont claim to be doing anything correctly, at all, from any perspective. but very little of what i do doesnt make sense to me by the time im done carrying ones etc on my thesis. is that thesis correct? ehn. time will tell.

but one thing i can tell you point blank; my losses to date are 100% because i make an emotional decision to break away from my thesis. huge leak right there. working on it, fingers crossed, chim chim.

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10:02 ET - Another brokerage has reported an outage. Robinhood Markets, which offers investors commission-free trading, is experiencing a system-wide outage affecting its web and mobile apps, according to its website. As volatile markets sparked a jump in activity among retail investors, companies including Vanguard, Schwab and Fidelity have all reported various issues ranging from technical glitches that prevented users from logging onto their accounts to an error on Fidelity's platform that caused 401(k) accounts to show a $0 balance. (akane.otani@wsj.com)

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So that's why the stock market is up 600 points.

Stock market speculation to stock market manipulation.

Whoever is responsible for that shit saved wealthy people tens of Billions of dollars and should be sent to jail for life.

It won't last...stock markets will crash anyway.

Too many companies, many of which have never made a profit, too over-valued.

So watch videos on Tik-Tok about how to get rich riding the stock market down to zero.

https://www.stockinvestor.com/wp-con...k_38338396.jpg

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Originally Posted by OSA

Wtf am I just supposed to hold my dick in my hand until RH decides I can trade?

I gotta move my money out of this garbage platform

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Free, free, frefreefree

I feel like I’ve been there. Vague memories of poker when I had nuts and the platform locks up. Maybe Phil Nagy will refund you.


Seriously, it is a very interesting sign of our times. They are getting swamped. It’s the new online poker.

Maybe IT infrastructure. Maybe the corrupt model of selling your trades might actually be a kink in the hose too.

interesting compression happening on spy. if this was last week id say it would tank at around 1-1:15 but im assuming all that energy wants to go up today.

the majority of non-hodl trading seems to happen between 11 and 2pm, from what i gather, trading in opening hours is almost physically impossible if youre not on a direct access broker platform.

also there is a lot of squawking about a class action against robinhood from people who havent read the tos apparently.

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Wtf am I just supposed to hold my dick in my hand until RH decides I can trade?

I gotta move my money out of this garbage platform

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Free, free, frefreefree

I feel like I’ve been there. Vague memories of poker when I had nuts and the platform locks up. Maybe Phil Nagy will refund you.


Seriously, it is a very interesting sign of our times. They are getting swamped. It’s the new online poker.

Maybe IT infrastructure. Maybe the corrupt model of selling your trades might actually be a kink in the hose too.

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Those platorms arent having issues I bet. I have my 401k on Fidelity, think I should just transfer it all there too

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Originally Posted by sonatine

the majority of non-hodl trading seems to happen between 11 and 2pm, from what i gather, trading in opening hours is almost physically impossible if youre not on a direct access broker platform.

also there is a lot of squawking about a class action against robinhood from people who havent read the tos apparently.

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Just trapped this



Payment for flow on these retail exchanges ... I’m really starting to envision that HFT hemorrhage in some New Jersey data closet

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Free, free, frefreefree

I feel like I’ve been there. Vague memories of poker when I had nuts and the platform locks up. Maybe Phil Nagy will refund you.


Seriously, it is a very interesting sign of our times. They are getting swamped. It’s the new online poker.

Maybe IT infrastructure. Maybe the corrupt model of selling your trades might actually be a kink in the hose too.

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Those platorms arent having issues I bet. I have my 401k on Fidelity, think I should just transfer it all there too

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Sonatine’s news story said otherwise big fella. TDA had trouble Friday too, I think. They are all choking



But I’ll tell ya this. You fuck me once and I will NEVER do business with you again til I die. That’s a life policy. Hate keeps us young. Gives us purpose.

conversely , I am incredibly loyal to contractors and service people who treat me right.

Robinhood outage coming up on CNBC 1:02

look at how much volume there is on spy and now look how anemic that breakout was.

thats a story being told imo.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESHzIiPX...g&name=900x900

/r/wallstreetbets having a real one yall

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look at how much volume there is on spy and now look how anemic that breakout was.

thats a story being told imo.

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uh oh.. here comes chapter two..

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look at how much volume there is on spy and now look how anemic that breakout was.

thats a story being told imo.

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Pigs get slaughtered and all that.

I’m done


Why must the Fed kiss every boo boo? What happened to the ebb and flow of free enterprise? I hear NOBODY questioning this. After 12 years of monetary games I guess it’s accepted

Recession happens. You are just gonna leave a much bigger crater in the ground later. It’s a weird world

Yellen might have talked back. Maybe that’s why she’s kicking it on some beach now. Two piece.

PE’s are gonna detach from all reality.

punch line cdc cancelled a scheduled press conference about 45m ago because pence didnt want to spook the market.

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look at how much volume there is on spy and now look how anemic that breakout was.

thats a story being told imo.

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Pigs get slaughtered and all that.

I’m done


Why must the Fed kiss every boo boo? What happened to the ebb and flow of free enterprise? I hear NOBODY questioning this. After 12 years of monetary games I guess it’s accepted

Recession happens. You are just gonna leave a much bigger crater in the ground later. It’s a weird world

Yellen might have talked back. Maybe that’s why she’s kicking it on some beach now. Two piece.

PE’s are gonna detach from all reality.

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its an election cycle, and this is a potential perfect-storm event driven recession. plunge protection should be expected. but it wont last.

I just want to point out that there are pockets of reality like gambling stocks not running with the bulls cause.... lights out in Vegas

If you get mucus on your cards are you gonna get back roomed Druff?

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its an election cycle, and this is a potential perfect-storm event driven recession. plunge protection should be expected. but it wont last.

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Can you rip some choice Reddit Robinhood posts for us?

Must be hysterical.

im extremely curious to see what spy does if/when it punches through that 299.xx vwap. usually it boomerangs back after half a point or so but there is a lot of momentum behind it right now.

Jack Welch was important but he inspired all the acquisition and ebitda nonsense I had to live through. It was all the rage in late 1998-2001 It was revealed to all be bogus in retrospect.

I was a Tyco guy during the acquisition/fraud days. My CEO and CFO ended up doing time.

When finance guys run businesses

Tyco & GE are wisps of smoke now.


Gonna take a pass on tears. A silent fuck that guy. Amen.

So like RH is giving 0 fucks right now I guess.

Not gonna be able to trade all day? How is this even possible?

-120 ransomeware'd.

honestly have you even looked at the volume of exploited logic errors on their app?

google '1r0nyman explained'

More kids have died from alcohol poisoning during spring break than .....

Next week

Have we seen the nitwit pseudo-nerd-poser wealth management ads during the carnage?

Good thing I don’t own a weapon with a bump stock or my television would be dead.



Good call

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im extremely curious to see what spy does if/when it punches through that 299.xx vwap. usually it boomerangs back after half a point or so but there is a lot of momentum behind it right now.

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*checks watch*... oh look, its just about totally not QE oclock.

Is Wynn gonna drill 104 support Tellafriend?

Very sick stock on a good day. Surprised it hasn’t consolidated here a bit before the next leg down. Actually, would prefer that. Someone is unloading now while they can. It’s never easy

We are talking another 10% minimum. Then support becomes resistance. Feels safe.

Die Wynn

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*checks watch*... oh look, its just about totally not QE oclock.

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Thoughts at close?

Really wanna fade - something tells me not to

Fuck you RH. Fuck you hard and fast

https://i.redd.it/osuzht15w9k41.jpg

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*checks watch*... oh look, its just about totally not QE oclock.

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Thoughts at close?

Really wanna fade - something tells me not to

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if i ask my gut, it tells me that the market is being positioned for a hard landing. i dont know when that will be or how long this 'rally' will continue.

but fema is coming with an emergency declaration, virologists estimate 50k people infected in the US and both the official infection and death rate are about to go parabolic, we havent even gotten in the Q1 numbers yet... i mean... if you love sweating puts, whats not to love?

If shutting down Robinhood is what it takes to make the market go up, then I'm here for it.

amazing post close...

also i closed some airline puts and stacked up puts on spy at 308 because honestly you have to be kidding me.

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So I order Burger King on Postmates and excited to get my Hersheys Pie and Spicy Chicken sandwich from Jaygenla.
Thats right Jaygenla is bringing it to me. I wanted dessert so thats why I went with BK over Popeyes.

Apparently this bitch didnt check my last name and gave me the wrong order.

Check the items. Impossible Burger.

Beyond Meat's fake shit burger.

Not 1, but 2. Two fake shit burgers. Vomit.

I tried catching her before her and her 2 homies drive off but no luck.



Anyway, I truly believe within 6 months beyond meat is gonna hit at least 130-140. What kinda payout is that?

When the universe is giving you a sign, you better recognize it. Big profits gonna continue.

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The whole economy of delivering $8 burger orders is just the end of times.

Gig drivers fondling OSA’s meat is a public safety issue in NYC

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Meanwhile in NY: NY to create a bill to create tamper-free food packaging so delivery people won’t eat the food
This bill concerns the creation of tamper-free packaging by restaurants to ensure that the meal being delivered hasn’t been opened prior to delivery. Reginald Johnson, chief of staff to Council member Gjonaj tells Eater that it stems from complaints about delivery workers sampling customers’ food.

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*checks watch*... oh look, its just about totally not QE oclock.

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Thoughts at close?

Really wanna fade - something tells me not to

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I see GBCP. Exquisite new ways to hurt people

I had an intuition short wasn’t right but missed the run to close cause my head was in the wrong place

im considering migrating to CMEG for pre/post trades. things are batshit and i feel like im leaving money on the table.

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im just about ready to begin to accept the theory that in times of duress, the white house has the capacity to completely hijack market movement.