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Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
LOL PUMP AND DUMP CONFIRMED, GLAD I DUMPED YESTERDAY. COMPANY HAD SAID THEY HAD NO IDEA WHY IT JUMPED, BUT THE CROOKS SURE TOOK THE TIME TO SLING OUT AN OFFERING OF OVER 9 MIL SHARES AT 50% OF YESTERDAYS CLOSE (OK, LIKELY WAS ALREADY IN THE WORKS). LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. MEGA VOLUME TODAY.
Let's see yours, Eliot.
edit: lol forgot to crop it. oh well. point stands.
Doesn't the market scare the piss out of you right now?
We had a great relief rally. I called it the weekend before it started. Feb 13. You gotta remember what it was like then. Bears everywhere.
The Fed says it is willing to continue its loose money policy. Why? Cause the global economy sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
US Steel lays off workers.
Trying to game a bubble is dangerous. Never underestimate how far it can overshoot, as well - so it's a very cool story.
I feel like the good news bad news seesaw is about to tip the other way. What will be the story or event people latch onto now?
Got this spammy text about a penny stock
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Man am I kicking myself for not buying. Thing has been a rocket ship though $10. No way Wall Street let's this one fail.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daly
REGIONAL AIRLINES IS THE PLAY THIS WEEK BOYS AND GIRLS.
BIDDING WAR OVER VIRGIN AMERICA BETWEEN JETBLUE AND ALASKA AIR.
$VA I GOT IN TODAY, IM VERY LATE BUT THIS WILL POP FURTHER ON THIS BIDDING. 2.5K SHARES AT 37.806 AVG
52 WK HIGH OF 39.12, ALL TIME HIGH OF 45.43.
VERY LOW RISK BUYING UNDER 40 IMO, AS I FEEL THE WINNING BID WILL SURPASS THE ALL TIME HIGH.
LIMIT ORDERS!!!!! (CRAMER VOICE)
OH SHIT FOR REAL? FREEPORT MACGOD
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Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
This was met with a pop, then a crowd of 'sell the news' types showed up. I really hate them unless I'm one of them.
Holding thru the weekend OBVIOUSLY.
Decided to make a random post in the 2p2 2016 trading thread the other day, randomly threw out one of my latest faves, WTW. Popped 5% the next day, but that's more of a medium longer term play. As long as Oprah doesn't cut the cord, it's a live play for 20+ again. Could be a long wait, but downside is limited in this range, IMO.
Why did ETE fizzle out fucker?Quote:
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Looks like Alaska Air wins the bidding war. High print of 51 even, very early on before 5am EST. Bed time tho, so I will wake up to the buyout price.
Will set a limit order for my 2.5k FAKE shares at 50, and let em go at the open for w/e it's at then (will def be north of 50). $25k+ funny money on less than a week trade. Watch for my blog to blow up soon! lol SELLIN PICKS ON THE WEEKLY
Am I missing something here Chaps?
Tesla has 300,000 "orders" for their Model 3.
(I know, I know it's Elon Musk #'s but run with this)
It isn't expected to be delivered for 2 years. The "deposit" is only $1000.
Here's the thing that has me marking this event as some kind of nadir of the markets insanity.
The car is $35,000. The government will subsidize your purchase to the tune of $7500. Your financing will be like 0% for like 7 years.
If any of this TSLA story made any economic sense why all the subsidies?
TSLA is prolly financing this whole enterprise with damn near free Fed money.
The market is bidding up the Tesla story in the Wall Street casino with free chips.
Does Tesla even exist without Obama? What world am I living in?
The whole story is the height of our pimped out, propped up, bubble of a fiction gone mad.
Last week following Yellen I achieved the absolutely certainty that Hillary is gonna be in the Oval Office. Dem's wont allow her to be fucked with criminally. The Democrats & Obama won't allow the Fed to deflate the bubble. So everyone is happy - 401k never better.
In fact, the market will prolly set some new record before we are done and Obama will be hailed as the savior of the US economy. From possible Depression to record highs in 8 years. Greatest President ever?
We will meet our maker next year and Hillary will be giving Fireside chats and installing many fine new social programs to aid those selling pencils and apples on street corners.
But by then we will be taking delivery of a new Tesla.
I'm with you, hate it. SHould be a fraction of what it is now, share price wise. But, fuck, I won't even touch it with my funny money practice acct.
It's not a love or hate thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
It's dealers choice. I'll play whatever game they want to deal. "Don't fight the tape" as the old timers say. "Don't think, just trade what you see" is what I live by.
Things are a little slow compared to what we've been used to. I always worry that things will go dead and I will starve. The weakness in my game is forcing trades that just aren't there during slow times.
Did well in the first quarter so maybe I clip some coupons and catch up on sleep.
Knowing that next year we will have some epic sorting out to do fills my heart with gladness.
Can't wait.
You can make 10-15% in the stock market per week every week. Does anyone know how?
Next weeks trade will likely make roughly $3k on $25k invested. This past weeks trade was very similar.
Strategy is great for people who like gambling except you don't lose all your money if you lose.
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Nice call on high yield as well. Very timely warning on your part and the entire community thanks you for your well wishes. Krypt likes to sell at the bottom.
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EDIT: Just so you all know, Krypt doesn't have $15k so in order to fund his buys he needs to leverage to the hilt. So not only is high likely paying high single digits percentage to borrow he also loses his shirt while doing so. It's a lose lose. That's how Krypt likes it. Actually it's lose lose lose because he looks in the mirror and he's still a fucking sand n-word.
How's that trade working out for ya?Quote:
Originally Posted by KryptI haven't been here in a while, but I can only assume you idiots are burning money at unfathomable clips.
LONG BONDS, SHORT EQUITIES HAS BEEN MY PLAY THE PAST TWO WEEKS. It will continue to be my position for all of 2016.
Energy will be outperform every sector in 3-5 years. High yield credit spread is worrying however, as I believe it's over 8bp now. Bankrupticies/restructurings will continue to weigh on crude futures.
If you can read this graph, it's all you really need to know:
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Excellent advice. If you try to use logic in the stock market game, you will get slaughtered. I know a few folks who have gone broke shorting TSLA because they thought the stock was overvalued.Quote:
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Originally Posted by snake_in_the_assExcellent advice. If you try to use logic in the stock market game, you will get slaughtered. I know a few folks who have gone broke shorting TSLA because they thought the stock was overvalued.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
Never short on valuation.
Rule #2
Do the opposite of Krypt.
Rule #3
Profit
Rule #4
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