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10-30-2014, 07:44 PM
RichardBrodiesCombover.

and instead of buying high end furniture from catalogs he just picks up cum drenched couches from dark alleys.
10-30-2014, 07:49 PM
tyde

where the fuck is Todd ?

I need a worthy adversary

not limp dicked trolls with prepackaged brain dead bullshit
10-30-2014, 07:51 PM
RegGaymer

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Originally Posted by Tyde

gonna repost this rant I wrote about a year ago just because.......

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First of all, I want to make it clear right from the start that I find the senseless murder of children and the deaths of innocent people tragic and very unfortunate. What this guy did was inconceivable.

With that said, it's important to consider how much time and planning went into it and what he is/was trying to accomplish.

The mentality right now is to quickly dismiss him as a sociopath and a demented mass murderer who took pleasure in the act of executing dozens of people. I can see why the majority of people feel that way.

However, I found a link today linking me to a Word Document of his manifesto and spent a good portion of the day skimming through 1500 pages. The one conclusion I have at this point is that Anders Behring Breivik was not 'unstable', nor was he a bloodthirsty killer.

This was an act of defiance against the infiltration of Muslims in Western Europe and a radically changing climate of segregation. He carefully itemized his manifesto with hundreds upon hundreds of footnotes and references to books on 'revolution' throughout the ages, and concludes it all with several chapters documenting how he went about acquiring the materials needed to build his bomb.

I'm trying to illustrate that he was planning this for a long time. Long enough to write a carefully crafted 1500 page point by point rebuke of European policy on Muslim immigration. Granted, some of his content was plagiarized from Teddy K, but the majority of it was original, and it has been composed flawlessly and with much consideration and attention to detail.

Keep in mind when he was captured by Norwegian police, he still had 'considerable' ammunition left, and surrendered peacefully. This is a man who planned this all down to his arrest and subsequent court appearances. Not to mention the fact that he posed as a farmer to facilitate multiple purchases of fertilizer over the course of months prior to the day he went on his rampage. The detail involved is staggering and the amount of thought and planning that went into it is not the work of a man who simply wanted to go off on a random shooting spree.

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This brings me to part two of my thoughts on this event.

I believe Anders Behring Breivik is a mass murderer and I hope he is punished for his crimes (although hopefully not in a Norwegian court where the maximum sentence for any offense no matter how severe is 21 years)

But I understand why he did what he did

The influx of immigrants in previously stable nations in Europe is a recipe for disaster. There are a core of fundamentalist and conservative Christians throughout Europe that have been subjected to the same symptoms of poor immigration policies that we have been here in the United States.

We wonder why the world is a cauldron of senseless violence when in the name of various forms of 'democracy', we throw different cultures and faiths into a giant melting pot.

His objective was to inspire a revolution, or rather a 'crusade' against Muslims. I can't say that I disagree with this message at it's core.

It may be a somewhat 'politically incorrect' thing to say, but I believe that we need to get back to being essentially divided in culture and religion on a geographical level. It's a horrible idea to open the borders of countries with vast resources and opportunity, to people who are only looking to exploit it and/or destroy it.

The financial markets all over the globe are suffering, and teetering on the brink of collapse largely because of the money spent on protecting the free world from the influence of fanatics and Islamic influences. The corruption that is going right now is unprecedented, and it's to the point where citizens all over the world have no other outlet to protest the corrosion of Western civilization.

Despite committing these horrific crimes, I'm not ashamed to say that there is a part of me that respects him for the sacrifice he just made to communicate his message and spark some awareness. He said himself that his crimes were 'grotesque but necessary' and I think to a degree he is absolutely right

The senseless murder of 93 innocent people is indescribable and tragic beyond words, but consider the hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of people who have been slaughtered under Islamic regimes and in other examples of genocide and mass murder over the ages. This act in itself pales in comparison.

Regardless, I am looking forward to seeing this unfold. His objective was to appear in court and communicate his message and it looks like he certain to succeed for all intents and purposes. There will almost certainly be some fallout politically once the independent media has a chance to pick apart his manifesto word by word.

Sorry to disappoint dude but Brehivick is a simulated entity eg. he never existed and the story is bs. No children died, the story is a fake psyop that was played out in the media like all the other fake stories in the media. I'm confident that the videos depicting him are cartoon android.
10-30-2014, 07:53 PM
tyde

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Originally Posted by RegGaymer

Sorry to disappoint dude but Brehivick is a simulated entity eg. he never existed and the story is bs.

explain in more detail please sir

links ?
10-30-2014, 07:55 PM
Lord of the Fraud

Read OP, seen 6 pages, expected much better.

I was in the passenger seat when my mate got shot at from close range with a silencer gun. He crashed the car twice trying to get us away.

But get us away he did..

There was a perfect bullet hole low down on his side of the car door. But the crazy part is that we couldn't find the bullet after a good 20 minute search. Even though there was a clean entry point.

We managed to prize the door off and report the car stolen soon after our search, so maybe we just missed it... But we really did have a decent search in a very clean car without finding. Still puzzles me to this day

Was only 18 at the time and bullet wasn't aimed at me. We both knew the shooter and it's also likely he didn't aim to 'hit' my mate either.
10-30-2014, 07:55 PM
bukowski72

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Originally Posted by Tyde

where the fuck is Todd ?

I need a worthy adversary

http://i.imgur.com/rXpS7VN.png
10-30-2014, 08:01 PM
tyde

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud

Read OP, seen 6 pages, expected much better.

I'll do my best to get shot in the neck next time, and make a nice GoPro of blood spraying out of my carotid artery in HD for your viewing pleasure
10-30-2014, 08:09 PM
sonatine

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Originally Posted by Tyde

lol sonatine

sorry I missed the exact timeline

I guess you're trying to suggest I'm fabricating the incident

not sure what part of these 2 quotes you itemized so carefully are supposed to be so conflicting

sorry if my timeline is slightly off

enjoy Sactown homie

I promise you Ensenada, Mexico is way more fun

dude dont be touchy.

you posted two different scenarios leading up to the gun shot, and then mentioned you were coming down off a 6 day bender, so yeah you know, i just wanted to point that out.

you can throw on a "and then we all got ice cream!" at the end of each, it makes no difference to me.

and as someone whose been shot at, i can say point blank that when i hear people describing that sound as a 'snap', i generally assume they arent lying.

sactown is fine. you know, shrug. i dont doubt ensenada has it beat in a great many ways.
10-30-2014, 08:09 PM
Lord of the Fraud

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud

Read OP, seen 6 pages, expected much better.

I'll do my best to get shot in the neck next time, and make a nice GoPro of blood spraying out of my carotid artery in HD for your viewing pleasure

Wouldn't like to see that matey. Was just expecting a bit more than back n forth trolling after a more than interesting OP.
10-30-2014, 09:03 PM
Krypt

all ov a sudden every nigga in this thread been in the line of fire.... smh
10-30-2014, 09:07 PM
tyde

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Originally Posted by sonatine

and as someone whose been shot at, i can say point blank that when i hear people describing that sound as a 'snap', i generally assume they arent lying.

I will say that the prospect of replacing a 900 dollar rear window for a 2000 Range Rover in Ensenada fucking Mexico is not appealing in the least

getting shot at was fun and all...

but I have no idea how I'm going to replace this window without going to the Land Rover dealer in San Diego
10-30-2014, 09:19 PM
DirtyB

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Originally Posted by RegGaymer

Sorry to disappoint dude but Brehivick is a simulated entity eg. he never existed and the story is bs. No children died, the story is a fake psyop that was played out in the media like all the other fake stories in the media. I'm confident that the videos depicting him are cartoon android.

Holy crap. Are you serious?
10-30-2014, 09:30 PM
chinamaniac

Tyde brings the hits, almost triple platinum in half a day
10-30-2014, 09:35 PM
phantom

Marty was out and about doing some standard early morning drink driving and accidentally reversed into a cord and a half of firewood, with the leg of a chair penetrating his rear window.
10-30-2014, 09:41 PM
Dan Druff

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by Suicide King

I'm going on record saying I've been shot at, and did not find it awesome.

GIANTS BABY

3 World Series titles in 5 years

whats up ?

thats called a DYNASTY folks

hi Todd

This Giants team is no dynasty.

Essentially the same team finished under .500 last year. It also had a losing record for 3 different months THIS year, including September when winning the division was important.

The Giants of 2010-2014 are the equivalent of a mediocre tournament poker player who happens to run really well at the end of 3 different tournaments within a short period of time, and mistakenly believes he's great.

You can't win 88 games and call your team a dynasty, especially after finishing with a losing record the year before.

The 2014 Giants had three things going for them: Madison Bumgarner, Bruce Bochy, and a good bullpen.

But honestly, this is the worst three-World-Series-in-a-short-time team I've ever seen, by a wide margin.

I know you and others will accuse me of just being bitter because of what happened to the Dodgers, but even if that's true, everything I wrote above is still factual.

End hijack.
10-30-2014, 09:43 PM
Dan Druff

I believe Tyson is real, but I would like to see a picture of him anyway. I think all of us would like to see that.
10-30-2014, 09:48 PM
limitles

u

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Originally Posted by sonatine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyde

lol sonatine

sorry I missed the exact timeline

I guess you're trying to suggest I'm fabricating the incident

not sure what part of these 2 quotes you itemized so carefully are supposed to be so conflicting

sorry if my timeline is slightly off

enjoy Sactown homie

I promise you Ensenada, Mexico is way more fun

dude dont be touchy.

you posted two different scenarios leading up to the gun shot, and then mentioned you were coming down off a 6 day bender, so yeah you know, i just wanted to point that out.

you can throw on a "and then we all got ice cream!" at the end of each, it makes no difference to me.

and as someone whose been shot at, i can say point blank that when i hear people describing that sound as a 'snap', i generally assume they arent lying.

sactown is fine. you know, shrug. i dont doubt ensenada has it beat in a great many ways.

How did they miss you at point blank range.

Love to read the back story.

My fearless friend that I talked about recently

also has been shot at by the cops while running

away through an open field.

He said he got the obligatory "halt" and then he heard

a couple of bullets wiz by him.

He said that scared the shit out of him and he

instantly dropped to the ground and gave up.

Later he said to the cop, aren't warning shots supposed

to be fired straight up? The cop replied with a smirk,

"they were".

Three years in the pen.

Edit....completely missed the fact they were using blanks
10-30-2014, 09:57 PM
mulva

how much is gas in mexico?
10-31-2014, 03:32 AM
RegGaymer

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Originally Posted by Tyde

Quote:

Originally Posted by RegGaymer

Sorry to disappoint dude but Brehivick is a simulated entity eg. he never existed and the story is bs.

explain in more detail please sir

links ?

There isn't much to explain without looking at the photoshopped pics etc. But you can find the relevant info here http://cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php...80460c2e7f8075
10-31-2014, 03:42 AM
adamantium

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Originally Posted by RegGaymer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyde

explain in more detail please sir

links ?

There isn't much to explain without looking at the photoshopped pics etc. But you can find the relevant info here http://cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php...80460c2e7f8075

Holy fuck. My cocker spaniel is a fucking mensa member compared to you
10-31-2014, 05:24 AM
Goodpoop

What about the bullet? It seems strange that you are trying to avoid this question. A small round would almost stop after penetration and would be easily found. It would not have gone out a side window. I've seen back glass of trucks shatter in the morning after a cool evening and the sun starting to beat down on it.

Could this Tyson guy be playing some kinda or scam on you to make you believe he is being hunted?

Still some cool stories. Post some more pics it does look beautiful for a shit hole of a country. I'd head to the islands.
10-31-2014, 06:16 AM
mwh72

Why are they shooting at Tyson?

What message are they tying to send?

Are they trying to force him to drive the boat again?

Did he take their money the last time when he got caught?

Is he talking like he will continue to work for the cartel?

I would stay far away from that guy if I were you Mort.

I've lived in the Mex for 15 years now and never been shot at or arrested. Weird how shit seems to follow you. Cartel dudes don't play. I'd be very careful and think out my next moves.
10-31-2014, 06:47 AM
1marley1

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Originally Posted by Tyde

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonatine

and as someone whose been shot at, i can say point blank that when i hear people describing that sound as a 'snap', i generally assume they arent lying.

I will say that the prospect of replacing a 900 dollar rear window for a 2000 Range Rover in Ensenada fucking Mexico is not appealing in the least

getting shot at was fun and all...

but I have no idea how I'm going to replace this window without going to the Land Rover dealer in San Diego

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyde

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detroit

In before pic of duct tape covering bullet hole.

already hammered out the remainder of the glass

got an estimate to replace for less than 150 bucks

he's gonna be here at 4 PM

same replacement in any US based Land Rover dealer or auto glass shop would run at LEAST 7 hundie

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Originally Posted by Tyde

just bashed out the rest of the glass on my hatchback window

replacement in the A.M about 9

had to clear out all the junk I had stashed in the back so nobody steals it obv

including battery charger, jumper cables, random unopened beverages, cooler, laundry detergent (partially spilled), CD's, dog food, forgotten blankets

the list goes on
10-31-2014, 07:12 AM
mwh72

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Originally Posted by 1marley1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyde

I will say that the prospect of replacing a 900 dollar rear window for a 2000 Range Rover in Ensenada fucking Mexico is not appealing in the least

getting shot at was fun and all...

but I have no idea how I'm going to replace this window without going to the Land Rover dealer in San Diego

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyde

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detroit

In before pic of duct tape covering bullet hole.

already hammered out the remainder of the glass

got an estimate to replace for less than 150 bucks

he's gonna be here at 4 PM

same replacement in any US based Land Rover dealer or auto glass shop would run at LEAST 7 hundie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyde

just bashed out the rest of the glass on my hatchback window

replacement in the A.M about 9

had to clear out all the junk I had stashed in the back so nobody steals it obv

including battery charger, jumper cables, random unopened beverages, cooler, laundry detergent (partially spilled), CD's, dog food, forgotten blankets

the list goes on

sorry I missed the exact timeline

I guess you're trying to suggest I'm fabricating the incident

not sure what part of these 3 quotes you itemized so carefully are supposed to be so conflicting

sorry if my timeline is slightly off
10-31-2014, 07:48 AM
RichardBrodiesCombover.

Does Winnie still have aids? The antibiotics should have cleared that shit up by now. Please post some new pics of a healthy Winnie. TIA
10-31-2014, 02:16 PM
GrenadaRoger

Mr C---

Have you checked you place to make sure nothing is missing: jewelry, check book, credit cards, bank statements, tax returns, weapons, medicines etc?

the shot and following excitement allowed someone to get into your place alone while you were taking cover behind the Rover...from what you said, I take it the other two were closer to your place when the shot went off--so you ran around the other side of the vehicle and took cover (did they obstruct your movement towards the flat by their being closer or position themselves in a way to eliminate the apartment as a quick to get to safety area) and while you were behind the Rover one of them went into your place---the other stayed outside where he could see you and shout a warning if you moved towards your flat...

I know, sounds paranoid, but lets eliminate your being set up for a rip-off by the other two
10-31-2014, 02:23 PM
nunbeater

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Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger

Mr C---

Have you checked you place to make sure nothing is missing: jewelry, check book, credit cards, bank statements, tax returns, weapons, medicines etc?

the shot and following excitement allowed someone to get into your place alone while you were taking cover behind the Rover...from what you said, I take it the other two were closer to your place when the shot went off--so you ran around the other side of the vehicle and took cover (did they obstruct your movement towards the flat by their being closer or position themselves) and while you were behind the Rover one of them could get into your place---the other stayed outside where he could see you and shout a warning if you moved towards you flat...

I know, sounds paranoid, but lets eliminate your being set up for a rip-off by the other two

lol you only use minnows for bait
10-31-2014, 02:24 PM
nunbeater

seriously cracking up at a Mexican with such bad credit that he has to steal Marty's identity
10-31-2014, 04:01 PM
anonamoose

Magic Bullet?

:fraudalert:siren:siren:siren:fraudalert
10-31-2014, 05:17 PM
bukowski72

Tyde's new ride. Even has a Boogie Board holder.

http://i.imgur.com/A2HYGB3.jpg
10-31-2014, 05:23 PM
mulva

seems like trouble follows you wherever you go.

why do you think that?
10-31-2014, 06:39 PM
Baron Von Strucker

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Originally Posted by mulva

seems like trouble follows you wherever you go.

why do you think that?

this

You really have to clear out the unsavoury characters in your life or something bad may happen to you over there. better to keep them here.
I think that you were not shot at, especially if you cannot find the slug. If it was get out of there stat.
10-31-2014, 06:53 PM
shortbuspoker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58RSC7HO9aU
10-31-2014, 07:12 PM
simpdog

rip 4d
rip Tyde

who's the 3rd?
10-31-2014, 07:13 PM
Seth

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Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker

Quote:

Originally Posted by mulva

seems like trouble follows you wherever you go.

why do you think that?

this

You really have to clear out the unsavoury characters in your life or something bad may happen to you over there. better to keep them here.
I think that you were not shot at, especially if you cannot find the slug. If it was get out of there stat.

LOL, the guy has been completely shitfaced since he got to Mexico. You think he is going to listen to reason? Nope. One day he is going to disappear from the forums and that will be that. He is basically hanging out with Cartel members so how do you think that will end?
10-31-2014, 07:16 PM
Crowe Diddly

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rip 4d
rip Tyde

who's the 3rd?
10-31-2014, 07:20 PM
limitles

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this

You really have to clear out the unsavoury characters in your life or something bad may happen to you over there. better to keep them here.
I think that you were not shot at, especially if you cannot find the slug. If it was get out of there stat.

LOL, the guy has been completely shitfaced since he got to Mexico. You think he is going to listen to reason? Nope. One day he is going to disappear from the forums and that will be that. He is basically hanging out with Cartel members so how do you think that will end?
10-31-2014, 07:46 PM
drufdajewgod

Has there ever been a photo of jewdonk actually driving the car somewhere else or of said "bullet" or of any Tyson character.
10-31-2014, 09:55 PM
Salty_Aus

Rear windows often explode, sudden heat changes can do it, faulty rear demister can do it too. Also if you have any rust surrounding the window this can cause it to flex.

Your rear window is toughened glass, these have very little flex in them, unlike laminated which have a bit of flexibility.

Toughened glass also makes quite a loud bang when they explode. I'm quite sure that's not a bullet hole.
10-31-2014, 10:29 PM
ThreeBet

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Rear windows often explode, sudden heat changes can do it, faulty rear demister can do it too. Also if you have any rust surrounding the window this can cause it to flex.

Your rear window is toughened glass, these have very little flex in them, unlike laminated which have a bit of flexibility.

Toughened glass also makes quite a loud bang when they explode. I'm quite sure that's not a bullet hole.

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