TYDE IS ABSOLUTE GOD

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

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OK. I just realized why I felt Marty's posts were starting to get stale and redundant. We missed your voice Marty, we really did.

Forget about Tydepoker v5? 6? Branch out. Marty this could be your future:

1. Start up a podcast. I think the best format would be yourself and a revolving line of guests. Doesn't have to be poker, doesn't have to be politics. Just Marty spewing what's on Marty's mind. Hell be bold. Go on Twitch and have it live and in HD.

2. When it blows up. You hit the fucking road. You and your dog. All across this great country. Marty live. Give me a heads up when you hit Irvine Improv. I will be there and I will certainly give you a lions share of rounds of top shelf Jim Beam my friend.

Hopefully it all works out and we have the next generation of conservative talk.

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DRUFF FREE
TYDE!!!!!!

Contain him to one thread. He Brings the Hits!!!!:boom

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

I'll respond to Pockles' verbal masturabation in more detail later.

In the meantime, here's a placeholder:

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/at...1&d=1508281386

"I've been thinking of doing a 10-minute video about all the shit Todd has done to people."

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...uth-about-Tyde

 

Is this man the biggest losser ever?

he was pretty much homeless a few months ago, so being a good soul, i shipped him over 500$ in the space of 3 weeks, becus he had no money for anything including rent. let alone food. he now has a job, and is pretty much refusing to pay me back. And never even mentions the debt.
Scammer??? hmmmm.

so anyway i "shipped" him 5$ on Stars the other nght, caus he was beggin obv.
he now has build himself a roll and is refusing to even ship me back the 5$. this is one sad man.

ripptyde: I only have 48 bucks
ripptyde: I worked my ass off for it
Darius Hemsworth: ok how bout the 5.50 i shipped u yesterday?
ripptyde: what about it
Darius Hemsworth: can i have it. on stars
ripptyde: oh you mean the 5.50 you shipped me.
ripptyde: sorry not today man
ripptyde: peace
Darius Hemsworth: wtf
Darius Hemsworth: obv.
Darius Hemsworth: lol u seriously are a joke.


What a stand up guy! lmfaoooo.
I doubt VERY much il ever see my "bones" again. GG helping another human being.
id like to know else he has scammed becaus im thinking about send my freind who lives in NYC to kick his ass.

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*masturbation.

Druff and Tyde feud is the best entertainement on the net.

Cmoney was a twisted Robin Hood.

He stole from the depraved to give to the depraved.

I believe Todd is no longer ill

Well, I did a response video, but some bitch reported it and YouTube deleted it. It was up for less than an hour. Weak.

Not gonna bother to repost it.

I got bigger fish to fry anyway. Jewdonk has always just been an annoying fly buzzing around my head, but that's it. Sure I was annoyed by the threatening e-mails and the mom phone call threats/claims, but I figured it was more likely than not that he was just trying to puff out his chest.

A certain other individual has legitimately been fucking with me behind the scenes, though. You might notice they aren't here anymore.

They need to learn that all is not always what it seems around here.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Well, I did a response video, but some bitch reported it and YouTube deleted it. It was up for less than an hour. Weak.

Not gonna bother to repost it.

I got bigger fish to fry anyway. Jewdonk has always just been an annoying fly buzzing around my head, but that's it. Sure I was annoyed by the threatening e-mails and the mom phone call threats/claims, but I figured it was more likely than not that he was just trying to puff out his chest.

A certain other individual has legitimately been fucking with me behind the scenes, though. You might notice they aren't here anymore.

They need to learn that all is not always what it seems around here.

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well, who has been 86'd?

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Originally Posted by Tellafriend

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Well, I did a response video, but some bitch reported it and YouTube deleted it. It was up for less than an hour. Weak.

Not gonna bother to repost it.

I got bigger fish to fry anyway. Jewdonk has always just been an annoying fly buzzing around my head, but that's it. Sure I was annoyed by the threatening e-mails and the mom phone call threats/claims, but I figured it was more likely than not that he was just trying to puff out his chest.

A certain other individual has legitimately been fucking with me behind the scenes, though. You might notice they aren't here anymore.

They need to learn that all is not always what it seems around here.

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well, who has been 86'd?

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kilgore.

Kilo watt?

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Originally Posted by HoodedN

Kilo watt?

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Khalwat disappearance is most likely some odd sex crime.

He can log in from the prison library but it’s closed when Druff airs his show.

So what was KT, RIP, trying to do Druff?

sorry snead,....

i know u crush the radio donkaments, but u do not have enough street cred here for me to back you.

was looking for peeps streaming global poker and i found this instead

https://www.twitch.tv/proadultshow

Young Curacao is furiously e-mailing me, super tilted that he's banned here.

He's sent me 5 e-mails this morning alone.

Now he's claiming to be making an "extended cut video series" about me, believing that's a way he can indirectly post here. Seriously. A 54-year-old man is going to spend his days making ranting videos about another dude on the internet, while he pickles his brain in cheap Mexican liquor. Talk about a sad, sad existence.

I'm just letting everyone know that it's always been against the rules here to post messages or videos for banned users. I allowed the first two videos because they were pathetic and unintentionally funny (lol at focusing on the ocean so we're supposed to be jealous of his Mexican baller, $11-tournament-playing, drinking-alone lifestyle), but I don't want this to be the new way he can post here.

Please do NOT post any further messages or videos on behalf of Pockles. He is banned for a reason. If I wanted that shit here, I would unban him.

Fuck sake todger if you won't unban tyde at least let us watch his hof YouTube vids

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Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS

Fuck sake todger if you won't unban tyde at least let us watch his hof YouTube vids

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I'm not stopping you from watching anything.

They just won't be posted here.

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Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS

Fuck sake todger if you won't unban tyde at least let us watch his hof YouTube vids

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I'm not stopping you from watching anything.

They just won't be posted here.

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You know you are going to unban him eventually. Just get on with it. It’s been long enough for this iteration.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Well, I did a response video, but some bitch reported it and YouTube deleted it. It was up for less than an hour. Weak.

Not gonna bother to repost it.

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REPOST IT BRUH. ITS FRIDAY.

Make sure it gets sent to srslysirius please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0isnNN3lEeQ

https://youtu.be/nnjNPQZ_qO8

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Let's make this very clear

I am going to destroy you and your reputation

Do I sound like I'm joking ?

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Hey drama junkie

You're about to get my dick up your ass

This will not be pleasant for you

And don't forget that when it comes to playing the family card....you drew first blood emailing my sister

I'm going to completely destroy what's left of your LOL reputation

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Yes I'm absolutely going to make videos about you

It's about time someone documented your horrible crimes against humanity

Not worried about them being posted on your silly ghost town failsite

Rest assured they will circulate effectively

Like Stanford medical center and the real estate community in Palo Alto

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Hey drama junkie

You're about to get my dick up your ass

This will not be pleasant for you

And don't forget that when it comes to playing the family card....you drew first blood emailing my sister

I'm going to completely destroy what's left of your LOL reputation

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That's just four of the 15 threatening/angry drunk e-mails I've received from meth addict Martin Carrico of Tijuana/Ensenada, Mexico (and formerly Sacramento).

The "Stanford medical center" reference is a threat to harass my brother, who works there.

He has made other threats, as well.

The "you drew first blood by e-mailing my sister" reference is bullshit, and is his excuse to harass my family. He's referring to something about 8-9 years ago when he posted my brother's work info on one of his failsites, and then offered to give my parents' info to "anyone who wants it". In return, I e-mailed his sister and politely informed her that Marty was harassing people's family members in order to wage pathetic forum wars, and that she needed to know about it because it would probably affect her soon enough. She called him and screamed at him, and he panicked and quickly took down the brother info and kept telling me how awful I was to have e-mailed his sister. Fucking hypocrite.

Anyway, I have removed the filter for Martin Carrico's last name, as the world needs to know that he's a scammer, drug addict, and major alcoholic.

He's also a huge racist and homophobe, which I will be documenting shortly via his own posts over the years.

Please be aware of this if you came across this post and are considering having dealings with him.

In fact, I think it is time that certain people are warned about Marty's past and present, so they can avoid being harmed by him in the same way he has harmed so many others.

Here's the very nice and polite letter I sent to L***** Carrico on August 30, 2010.

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Hi L*****,

I am sure that your brother Marty already told you a lot of nasty stuff about me, and probably warned you not to talk to me.

I am not going to waste your time with a bunch of internet message board nonsense. Marty is a grown man, and you aren't responsible for his actions.

However, I am finding myself in a quandary that unfortunately potentially affects you.

Over the past few months, Marty has resorted to using his website to post personal information about members of my family. Keep in mind that none of my family members know Marty. He is simply trying to torture them to anger me.

Recently he has been publicly offering to send the home address of my elderly parents to "anyone that wants it", and has also made various threats to visit them and harass them.

This puts me in an unfortunate situation, as I have lots of information about Marty's family (yours included), but I don't want to involve innocent people in this situation. I just don't think that's right.

I have asked Marty numerous times to leave our respective families out of our internet squabbles, but he doesn't seem to want to do that.

Can you please advise me on how to proceed with this?

I am not asking you to get Marty to stop bothering me. I am simply trying to find a way to get him to leave outside family members alone. I really don't want to have to involve his outside family members to make that happen, but he keeps daring me to.

I thought you should know about this.

Let me know if you would like any links to Marty's own site where he is making these threats.

-Todd

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I think it might be time to write her again.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

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Hey drama junkie

You're about to get my dick up your ass

This will not be pleasant for you

And don't forget that when it comes to playing the family card....you drew first blood emailing my sister

I'm going to completely destroy what's left of your LOL reputation

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Yes I'm absolutely going to make videos about you

It's about time someone documented your horrible crimes against humanity

Not worried about them being posted on your silly ghost town failsite

Rest assured they will circulate effectively

Like Stanford medical center and the real estate community in Palo Alto

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Hey drama junkie

You're about to get my dick up your ass

This will not be pleasant for you

And don't forget that when it comes to playing the family card....you drew first blood emailing my sister

I'm going to completely destroy what's left of your LOL reputation

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That's just four of the 15 threatening/angry drunk e-mails I've received from meth addict Martin Carrico of Tijuana/Ensenada, Mexico (and formerly Sacramento).

The "Stanford medical center" reference is a threat to harass my brother, who works there.

He has made other threats, as well.

The "you drew first blood by e-mailing my sister" reference is bullshit, and is his excuse to harass my family. He's referring to something about 8-9 years ago when he posted my brother's work info on one of his failsites, and in return, I e-mailed his sister and politely informed her that Marty was harassing people's family members in order to wage pathetic forum wars, and that she needed to know about it because it would probably affect her soon enough. She called him and screamed at him, and he panicked and quickly took down the brother info and kept telling me how awful I was to have e-mailed his sister. Fucking hypocrite.

Anyway, I have removed the filter for Martin Carrico's last name, as the world needs to know that he's a scammer, drug addict, and major alcoholic.

He's also a huge racist and homophobe, which I will be documenting shortly via his own posts over the years.

Please be aware of this if you came across this post and are considering having dealings with him.

In fact, I think it is time that certain people are warned about Marty's past and present, so they can avoid being harmed by him in the same way he has harmed so many others.

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Yep, I said it earlier I have washed my hands of him. Was always a supporter, being an underdog, but these attacks through family members are gutless. Grow a pair Marty.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

I got bigger fish to fry anyway. Jewdonk has always just been an annoying fly buzzing around my head, but that's it.

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:lol2

:fraudalert

:siren

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

I got bigger fish to fry anyway. Jewdonk has always just been an annoying fly buzzing around my head, but that's it.

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:lol2

:fraudalert

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https://horrorfreaknews.com/wp-conte...06/The-Fly.jpg

Getting ready to fire this thread out to everyone who knows Pockles in real life: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...With-You-Gimps

I'll let the thread mostly speak for itself, but I'll give each person a short cliffs so they can understand it's mostly about him paying to bang ladyboys in Thailand, so they don't lose interest too soon.

He's still hitting me hard and heavy with threats, so might as well strike first.

https://rlv.zcache.com/strike_first_...rvtype=content

This comment gets me every time

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Originally Posted by Gordman

This is the face of a girl (or guy) that has just been told by some cringeworthy pockled dude that they "smell nice"

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This comment gets me every time

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This is the face of a girl (or guy) that has just been told by some cringeworthy pockled dude that they "smell nice"

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That is really funny.

Do you know the back story on this one, though?

He really told a girl this from NWP (MissIdaho) when he met her for the first time.

I almost fell over from a combination of laughter and cringing so hard.

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This comment gets me every time

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This is the face of a girl (or guy) that has just been told by some cringeworthy pockled dude that they "smell nice"

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That's definitely a mans ass in the background....

it's definitely a man, his shoulders are wide enough to accomodate 3 of his heads
jewdonk was just trolling though that thread is top 5 on this site

Lord of the Fraud: how have i not seen that?

Well you repped it last time ...

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...s-the-freeroll

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This comment gets me every time

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That is really funny.

Do you know the back story on this one, though?

He really told a girl this from NWP (MissIdaho) when he met her for the first time.

I almost fell over from a combination of laughter and cringing so hard.

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Nah I didn’t know that, but learning that makes it so much better.

You should still unban Tyde though. =/

When is Druff going to unban Marty/Tyde/Jewdonk?

95% of PFA members want him back.
So they can make fun of his fucking ass.

Is Marty still making 15,000 mexican pesos (about $750 US dollars) a month?

And is he still banging male Thai trans-sexual hookers?

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/at...7&d=1495251930

Here is the nastiest picture of Marty I could find.

NSFW

 

http://i.imgur.com/piKiMkU.jpg

When even a $3.30 buyin becomes too big for your roll...

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

When even a $3.30 buyin becomes too big for your roll...

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salvage thread by playing HU for rolls

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When is Druff going to unban Marty/Tyde/Jewdonk?

95% of PFA members want him back.
So they can make fun of his fucking ass.

Is Marty still making 15,000 mexican pesos (about $750 US dollars) a month?

And is he still banging male Thai trans-sexual hookers?

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/at...7&d=1495251930

Here is the nastiest picture of Marty I could find.

NSFW

 

http://i.imgur.com/piKiMkU.jpg

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I feel like my shitty photoshop skills always shined when Marty was my muse.

The anticipation is killing me.....tyde being unbanned seems to happen after druff gets all the recent dirt on Marty, or after he has time for the bullshit.....or both....

hadn't been paying attention to this thread so I hadn't seen those new marty vids until now.

marty's voice during the rants kinds sound to me like Nick Diaz's voice to me. not exact or nothing, but the sound and flavor is very similar, mostly in the 2nd video.


"I already own a domain." OMG HE ALREADY HAS A DOMAIN!!!!! NOTHING CAN STOP HEEM!!!