The final and real truth about Tyde

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10-20-2017, 04:22 AM
tyde

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

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Originally Posted by Suicide King

Has anyone met Tyde and had a good experience?

nothing but good experiences

had a blast hanging out with you and China

even more fun running my bluff on you noobs with 7/2os

:outright
10-20-2017, 04:26 AM
SetofKs

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

nothing but good experiences

had a blast hanging out with you and China

even more fun running my bluff on you noobs with 7/2os

:outright

you didn't have a blast. china beat the shit out of you. he was so belligerent. funny thinking back on that actually
10-20-2017, 04:51 AM
blake

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

nothing but good experiences

actually the time he stole our coke at money plays i was pissed for a minute, but he brought it back so its just a funny story now

i've seen this story told before, but don't remember how tyde explained that to you guys. why were you guys ok with him stealing it?
10-20-2017, 05:04 AM
SetofKs

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Originally Posted by blake

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

actually the time he stole our coke at money plays i was pissed for a minute, but he brought it back so its just a funny story now

i've seen this story told before, but don't remember how tyde explained that to you guys. why were you guys ok with him stealing it?

I gave it to tyde when we were going from excalibur to money plays. I didn't want to have it on me. Would rather tyde risk arrest than me. We all got to money plays and after a while tyde still wasn't there. Micon calls Tyde and leaves him a voicemail saying hes life banned from nwp if tyde doesn't show up with the coke. Tyde says he didn't try to steal the coke. But if he did or didn't the narrative will always be he that tyde tried to steal the coke.
10-20-2017, 05:24 AM
tyde

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

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Originally Posted by blake

i've seen this story told before, but don't remember how tyde explained that to you guys. why were you guys ok with him stealing it?

I gave it to tyde when we were going from excalibur to money plays. I didn't want to have it on me. Would rather tyde risk arrest than me. We all got to money plays and after a while tyde still wasn't there. Micon calls Tyde and leaves him a voicemail saying hes life banned from nwp if tyde doesn't show up with the coke. Tyde says he didn't try to steal the coke. But if he did or didn't the narrative will always be he that tyde tried to steal the coke.

lolol this story just won't die

China was wasted and burned out from his flight when I went to his hotel room, and the plan was to go to Money Plays to meet up with Micon and a bunch of other degens from NWP

there was like a gram and a half leftover after China was done with whatever he did up, but he was too tired to go out and wanted to crash

He gave the blow to me to take to Money Plays

I was driving a beat up old Infiniti that was parked directly outside the club, and ended up doling out lines to basically a dozen people who took turns getting in my driver seat doing rips off the dashboard as the sun was coming up

I think I ended up doing 3 blasts myself, and the rest was evenly distributed just as planned

obv I didn't 'steal' any fucking coke from China, but the crew definitely whiffed that shit up in record time

all the idiots who claim I stole that yayo were never even fucking there. That is the funniest part of this legend of the stolen coke
10-20-2017, 05:32 AM
SetofKs

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

I gave it to tyde when we were going from excalibur to money plays. I didn't want to have it on me. Would rather tyde risk arrest than me. We all got to money plays and after a while tyde still wasn't there. Micon calls Tyde and leaves him a voicemail saying hes life banned from nwp if tyde doesn't show up with the coke. Tyde says he didn't try to steal the coke. But if he did or didn't the narrative will always be he that tyde tried to steal the coke.

lolol this story just won't die

China was wasted and burned out from his flight when I went to his hotel room, and the plan was to go to Money Plays to meet up with Micon and a bunch of other degens from NWP

there was like a gram and a half leftover after China was done with whatever he did up, but he was too tired to go out and wanted to crash

He gave the blow to me to take to Money Plays

I was driving a beat up old Infiniti that was parked directly outside the club, and ended up doling out lines to basically a dozen people who took turns getting in my driver seat doing rips off the dashboard as the sun was coming up

I think I ended up doing 3 blasts myself, and the rest was evenly distributed just as planned

obv I didn't 'steal' any fucking coke from China, but the crew definitely whiffed that shit up in record time

all the idiots who claim I stole that yayo were never even fucking there. That is the funniest part of this legend of the stolen coke

Certainly didn't steal the coke. The theory is that he was going to steal it until micon threatened him with the nwp ban. Probably not, but he does tend to get horny for coke every now and then so you never know
10-20-2017, 05:44 AM
tyde

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

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Originally Posted by Tyde

lolol this story just won't die

China was wasted and burned out from his flight when I went to his hotel room, and the plan was to go to Money Plays to meet up with Micon and a bunch of other degens from NWP

there was like a gram and a half leftover after China was done with whatever he did up, but he was too tired to go out and wanted to crash

He gave the blow to me to take to Money Plays

I was driving a beat up old Infiniti that was parked directly outside the club, and ended up doling out lines to basically a dozen people who took turns getting in my driver seat doing rips off the dashboard as the sun was coming up

I think I ended up doing 3 blasts myself, and the rest was evenly distributed just as planned

obv I didn't 'steal' any fucking coke from China, but the crew definitely whiffed that shit up in record time

all the idiots who claim I stole that yayo were never even fucking there. That is the funniest part of this legend of the stolen coke

Certainly didn't steal the coke. The theory is that he was going to steal it until micon threatened him with the nwp ban. Probably not, but he does tend to get horny for coke every now and then so you never know

lol I never heard anything about Micon threatening a ban...in fact I don't even remember him doing any. I don't think he even knew I had it
10-20-2017, 05:48 AM
SetofKs

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

Certainly didn't steal the coke. The theory is that he was going to steal it until micon threatened him with the nwp ban. Probably not, but he does tend to get horny for coke every now and then so you never know

lol I never heard anything about Micon threatening a ban...in fact I don't even remember him doing any. I don't think he even knew I had it

lol he certainly made the call and left a voice message.
10-20-2017, 06:31 AM
DRK Star

Tag

marty eats barbecued iguana

Wall of Voodoo rep coming your way
10-20-2017, 06:33 AM
DirtyB

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

Certainly didn't steal the coke. The theory is that he was going to steal it until micon threatened him with the nwp ban. Probably not, but he does tend to get horny for coke every now and then so you never know

lol I never heard anything about Micon threatening a ban...in fact I don't even remember him doing any. I don't think he even knew I had it

You acted like such a hardass right up until Micon threatened to ban you forever. Then it was all "yes sir...right away sir".
10-20-2017, 06:41 AM
SetofKs

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Originally Posted by DirtyB

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Originally Posted by Tyde

lol I never heard anything about Micon threatening a ban...in fact I don't even remember him doing any. I don't think he even knew I had it

You acted like such a hardass right up until Micon threatened to ban you forever. Then it was all "yes sir...right away sir".

I have a feeling Barry has an assfucking coming from the strongest on the forums :)
10-20-2017, 06:58 AM
tyde

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Originally Posted by DirtyB

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Originally Posted by Tyde

lol I never heard anything about Micon threatening a ban...in fact I don't even remember him doing any. I don't think he even knew I had it

You acted like such a hardass right up until Micon threatened to ban you forever. Then it was all "yes sir...right away sir".

Oh you mean the same Micon and long time childhood friend that you stole from and who told you to fuck off and never wanted to speak to you again ?

yea I remember him

I also remember him paying me to post on NWP right about the same time he beat the living shit out of you leaving your face bleeding like raw hamburger

good times
10-20-2017, 07:02 AM
DirtyB

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

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Originally Posted by DirtyB

You acted like such a hardass right up until Micon threatened to ban you forever. Then it was all "yes sir...right away sir".

I have a feeling Barry has an assfucking coming from the strongest on the forums :)

You think insults from a maritime lunch lady are going to hurt my feelings?
10-20-2017, 07:03 AM
DirtyB

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Originally Posted by Tyde

I also remember him paying me to post on NWP right about the same time he beat the living shit out of you leaving your face bleeding like raw hamburger

good times

I remember being awarded the victory in that fight and pocketing 500 bucks for it.
10-20-2017, 07:04 AM
The_Lurker

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Originally Posted by DirtyB

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

I have a feeling Barry has an assfucking coming from the strongest on the forums :)

You think insults from a maritime lunch lady are going to hurt my feelings?

You need to tell the story why you and micon are feuding.
10-20-2017, 07:47 AM
Scandinavian Bob

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Originally Posted by DirtyB

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Originally Posted by Tyde

I also remember him paying me to post on NWP right about the same time he beat the living shit out of you leaving your face bleeding like raw hamburger

good times

I remember being awarded the victory in that fight and pocketing 500 bucks for it.

All we know from the forum history is you were best friends with Micon and you are now ostracized from his circle. Something very very seedy happened, and things like this usually happen when one party has been wronged, or stolen from.
10-20-2017, 07:57 AM
Mintjewlips

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#NEVERFORGET
10-20-2017, 07:58 AM
Mintjewlips

Barry does have a nice hook, I'll give him that.
10-20-2017, 08:00 AM
Brittney Griner's Clit

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Originally Posted by Scandinavian Bob

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Originally Posted by DirtyB

I remember being awarded the victory in that fight and pocketing 500 bucks for it.

All we know from the forum history is you were best friends with Micon and you are now ostracized from his circle. Something very very seedy happened, and things like this usually happen when one party has been wronged, or stolen from.

Yo Norwegian Nancy since when is Mico liking someone the end all and be all. If you follow these forums Mico not being in one's circle is seemingly the standard, not the exception.
10-20-2017, 08:02 AM
adamantium

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Originally Posted by DirtyB

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

I have a feeling Barry has an assfucking coming from the strongest on the forums :)

You think insults from a maritime lunch lady are going to hurt my feelings?

:lol
10-20-2017, 08:04 AM
limitles

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

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Originally Posted by DirtyB

You acted like such a hardass right up until Micon threatened to ban you forever. Then it was all "yes sir...right away sir".

I have a feeling Barry has an assfucking coming from the strongest on the forums :)
10-20-2017, 11:50 AM
hongkonger

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

I gave it to tyde when we were going from excalibur to money plays. I didn't want to have it on me. Would rather tyde risk arrest than me. We all got to money plays and after a while tyde still wasn't there. Micon calls Tyde and leaves him a voicemail saying hes life banned from nwp if tyde doesn't show up with the coke. Tyde says he didn't try to steal the coke. But if he did or didn't the narrative will always be he that tyde tried to steal the coke.

lolol this story just won't die

China was wasted and burned out from his flight when I went to his hotel room, and the plan was to go to Money Plays to meet up with Micon and a bunch of other degens from NWP

there was like a gram and a half leftover after China was done with whatever he did up, but he was too tired to go out and wanted to crash

He gave the blow to me to take to Money Plays

I was driving a beat up old Infiniti that was parked directly outside the club, and ended up doling out lines to basically a dozen people who took turns getting in my driver seat doing rips off the dashboard as the sun was coming up

I think I ended up doing 3 blasts myself, and the rest was evenly distributed just as planned

obv I didn't 'steal' any fucking coke from China, but the crew definitely whiffed that shit up in record time

all the idiots who claim I stole that yayo were never even fucking there. That is the funniest part of this legend of the stolen coke

If China was tired and wanted to crash that's when he should have done the coke. Isn't that the point?

http://youtu.be/qYS732zyYfU
10-20-2017, 12:05 PM
SetofKs

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Originally Posted by hongkonger

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Originally Posted by Tyde

lolol this story just won't die

China was wasted and burned out from his flight when I went to his hotel room, and the plan was to go to Money Plays to meet up with Micon and a bunch of other degens from NWP

there was like a gram and a half leftover after China was done with whatever he did up, but he was too tired to go out and wanted to crash

He gave the blow to me to take to Money Plays

I was driving a beat up old Infiniti that was parked directly outside the club, and ended up doling out lines to basically a dozen people who took turns getting in my driver seat doing rips off the dashboard as the sun was coming up

I think I ended up doing 3 blasts myself, and the rest was evenly distributed just as planned

obv I didn't 'steal' any fucking coke from China, but the crew definitely whiffed that shit up in record time

all the idiots who claim I stole that yayo were never even fucking there. That is the funniest part of this legend of the stolen coke

If China was tired and wanted to crash that's when he should have done the coke. Isn't that the point?

http://youtu.be/qYS732zyYfU

he was up the whole previous night drinking and playing live cash. can't stay up forever on coke. he was strung out
10-20-2017, 12:20 PM
big dick

White trash in it's purest form
10-20-2017, 12:59 PM
hongkonger

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

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Originally Posted by hongkonger

If China was tired and wanted to crash that's when he should have done the coke. Isn't that the point?

http://youtu.be/qYS732zyYfU

he was up the whole previous night drinking and playing live cash. can't stay up forever on coke. he was strung out

I'm going to let this one slide.
10-20-2017, 01:31 PM
sonatine

oh also literally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taWzoLpdxaI
10-20-2017, 02:07 PM
adamantium

LOVE THE HAIR
10-20-2017, 02:15 PM
Paul Openfold

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Originally Posted by adamantium

LOVE THE HAIR

Obsessed.
10-20-2017, 03:52 PM
adamantium

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Originally Posted by Paul Openfold

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Originally Posted by adamantium

LOVE THE HAIR

Obsessed.

JOOOOOOOO HAIR
10-20-2017, 04:08 PM
tony bagadonuts

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Originally Posted by mwh72

Me thinks a certain someone knew this was coming so they unbanned Tyde for his “birthday”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVVH51wctLc
10-20-2017, 04:10 PM
adamantium

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Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts

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Originally Posted by mwh72

Me thinks a certain someone knew this was coming so they unbanned Tyde for his “birthday”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVVH51wctLc

LARRIES HAIR WAS WAY AHEAD OF ITS TIME!!
10-21-2017, 10:12 PM
donkdowndonedied

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Originally Posted by DirtyB

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Originally Posted by Tyde

lol I never heard anything about Micon threatening a ban...in fact I don't even remember him doing any. I don't think he even knew I had it

You acted like such a hardass right up until Micon threatened to ban you forever. Then it was all "yes sir...right away sir".

Yep. Micon had to call Marty to get him to bring the coke back to the bar we had moved to. That part has been accepted as fact by all parties from the beginning. Whether Marty had different intentions who knows.. Remember, he split that 1.5 grams of coke into 36 lines just like intended. lol
10-21-2017, 11:27 PM
donkdowndonedied

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Originally Posted by Tyde;

Tyde: you weren't even there you smelly redneck vagrant..

Marty, you gave me a ride back to the strip. Don't ask me how I remember this, but I do.
10-21-2017, 11:39 PM
hongkonger

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Originally Posted by donkdowndonedied

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Originally Posted by Tyde;

Tyde: you weren't even there you smelly redneck vagrant..

Marty, you gave me a ride back to the strip. Don't ask me how I remember this, but I do.

Did he have the ice cold AC on?
10-21-2017, 11:47 PM
vegas1369

I blame Trump for this thread.
10-23-2017, 10:03 AM
SrslySirius

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Originally Posted by hutmaster

In March of 2016, Marty contacted me. He was in San Diego and basically homeless. He had blown thru most of the roughly $30K he had won on Stars. He had spent the last few days sleeping in his car with Tommy in a casino parking lot.

These threads are now even funnier given that timeline

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...-is-a-shithole

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...e-BEAST-thread

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...bout-Tydepoker

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...read-438902843
10-23-2017, 10:07 AM
tyde

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

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Originally Posted by hutmaster

In March of 2016, Marty contacted me. He was in San Diego and basically homeless. He had blown thru most of the roughly $30K he had won on Stars. He had spent the last few days sleeping in his car with Tommy in a casino parking lot.

These threads are now even funnier given that timeline

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...-is-a-shithole

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...e-BEAST-thread

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...bout-Tydepoker

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...read-438902843

you know whats even funnier Thomas ?

making a small fortune while traveling the world as you waste your time making troll videos and digging up ancient threads about me

I'll be in Athens, Greece within a matter of hours

enjoy the rest of your day staring at a monitor you fucking dork
10-23-2017, 10:15 AM
SrslySirius

LOL at small fortune. You and I make about the same income, Marty. I have no delusions about being rich.
10-23-2017, 10:18 AM
big dick

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

LOL at small fortune. We make about the same income, Marty. I have no delusions about being rich.

haha he acts like he is about to arrive in Greece for a 3 week luxury vacation when in reality he is cooking food for grown men like the bitch that he is
You are a pathetic piece of shit tyde GFY
10-23-2017, 10:21 AM
MumblesBadly

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

LOL at small fortune. You and I make about the same income, Marty. I have no delusions about being rich.

But Marty is rich with diehard friends and compadres from all of the life-affirming interactions people have had with him over the years.

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