Have you ever tried an RC Cola?Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantium
Have you ever tried an RC Cola?Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantium
Honestly Ive always been a pepsi man at heart.
I have years ago, but not easy to get over here, but I remember liking itQuote:
Originally Posted by TellafriendHave you ever tried an RC Cola?Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantium
I drink Pepsi when I want to wake myself up with malted battery acid without actually drinking battery acid
this is setting up nicely for gaysex
i hear they brought Crystal Pepsi back.
now where the fuck is ecto cooler.
http://fortune.com/2016/08/08/crystal-pepsi-return/
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Originally Posted by sonatine
Quite frankly, I don't trust *you* to honestly say that you "convince[d]", because of both your animosity towards me, and how you freerolled the daily fantasy sports site and rationalized it as "the cheaters deserved it". That's why I need confirmation that you will agree to pay if Druff is convinced. But also, I have 0% intent of sharing my specific creds/id with you to settle this matter. So, agree to Druff being the arbitrator on this matter or go fluff off. Because I couldn't give one shit, nevermind two, what you believe on the matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by handicapmeRead my post for your answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadly
Jesus read his reply, he said no thanks, oh and it sounds like you give like 12 shits what he believes on the matterQuote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadlyQuite frankly, I don't trust *you* to honestly say that you "convince[d]", because of both your animosity towards me, and how you freerolled the daily fantasy sports site and rationalized it as "the cheaters deserved it". That's why I need confirmation that you will agree to pay if Druff is convinced. But also, I have 0% intent of sharing my specific creds/id with you to settle this matter. So, agree to Druff being the arbitrator on this matter or go fluff off. Because I couldn't give one shit, nevermind two, what you believe on the matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by handicapme
What do polar opposites have in common?Quote:
Originally Posted by JACKDANIELSI swear on my life after this post I will never post on this forum again until he's out of here. Or if you want his entertainment, that's also fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadly
Gring,
There is no need to apologize for being characterized as me. I may currently be a truck driver, but that doesn't define the level of my intelligence nor the scope of my knowledge on various subjects. Not even close. I just choose to do it at this stage of my life for peace of mind, which is longer story than I care to get into.
But for the record, a former academic colleague contacted me last September to ask me to apply for a tenure-track finance prof position where he has tenure so that he would be able to easily corral me to work on projects with him doing the heavy lifting re programming, analysis, and lit review. But the thought of dealing with those fucking students just made my stomach turn.
And a few months earlier, a friend of mine who works with a bank in Toronto contacted me to apply for a job as senior risk management analyst, and was willing to sculp the requirements for the position to have a good shot at convincing his boss(es) to hire me. Because he knows I have the skills and intelligence to do that job well, even if it took a few months to come up to speed on the industry specifics. But the thought of stepping back into the corporate bullshit arena -- especially dealing with super fucking arrogant bankers -- also turned my stomach.
So, yeah. I currently drive a big rig for a living. And enjoy the job and lifestyle quite nicely. (Thank you very much.)
But, hey! Let the numbskulls keep deluding themselves about the matter! It makes them feel better about themselves. And they probably need that.
With that in mind...
This is fucking intolerable insanity.
I'm going to put you down myself, you fucking screaming deranged imbecile.
I'm not you. You are never going to be as linked as you are when you are the polar opposite of everything I have done and stood for and been a living, personal example of. THE LITERAL POLAR OPPOSITE. My murdered siblings are not "petty". Your screaming insanity ("my emotional feelings were hurt, life is so real sometimes") isn't petty. You're just fucking batshit.
You're so insane you can't recall things you've read. Your mind is just porous. You need to put yourself down.
You can't have one without the other
I believe the phrase simmer down is appropriate
1. I guess in these prestigious jobs reading comprehension is not a requirement. Although being a college professor, I don't know how that's gunna work for you. Also, I don't think any of the regulators would appreciate dealing with a "senior" risk manager who "reads" their rules and since he can't understand them just says something completely unrelated.Quote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadlyQuite frankly, I don't trust *you* to honestly say that you "convince[d]", because of both your animosity towards me, and how you freerolled the daily fantasy sports site and rationalized it as "the cheaters deserved it". That's why I need confirmation that you will agree to pay if Druff is convinced. But also, I have 0% intent of sharing my specific creds/id with you to settle this matter. So, agree to Druff being the arbitrator on this matter or go fluff off. Because I couldn't give one shit, nevermind two, what you believe on the matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by handicapme
2. Speaking of unrelated things, bringing up charging back on FD and how it relates to you lying here doesn't connect. I'm comfortable with my decision, Todd agrees with it and I've had multiple $100+ transaction on this site and never scammed anyone. So keep spinning.
3. You give many shits because you live for this shit. This is your only outlet for human connection. You are a sad miserable person who takes joy in arguing and ruining a place because no one likes you. Tight life brah. You pretend to have all these accolades and have shown capabilities of being a good poster, instead you choose to fucking be horrible.
Also, Diet pesi is the shit.
They dont even sell diet pepsi here, pepsi max on the other hand is almost as popular as coca colaQuote:
Originally Posted by handicapme
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Originally Posted by handicapme
The ONLY thing Pepsi does better than Coke is cherry. Wild Cherry Pepsi is objectively better than Cherry Coke.
Otherwise, you can't be an American and look your family in their face eyes and say Pepsi is the better soft drink company.
the pepsi pic was betterQuote:
Originally Posted by GringoStarQuote:
Originally Posted by handicapme
The ONLY thing Pepsi does better than Coke is cherry. Wild Cherry Pepsi is objectively better than Cherry Coke.
Otherwise, you can't be an American and look your family in the eyes and say Pepsi is the better soft drink company.
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Originally Posted by GringoStar
I agree but now I can't find it.
Gotta be honest man, never liked coke, the 2 taste totally different to me and coke just leaves a bad taste.Quote:
Originally Posted by GringoStarQuote:
Originally Posted by handicapme
The ONLY thing Pepsi does better than Coke is cherry. Wild Cherry Pepsi is objectively better than Cherry Coke.
Otherwise, you can't be an American and look your family in their face eyes and say Pepsi is the better soft drink company.
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Originally Posted by adamantiumThey dont even sell diet pepsi here, pepsi max on the other hand is almost as popular as coca colaQuote:
Originally Posted by handicapme
pardon my ignorance but where are you from?
Oslo NorwayQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by adamantium
pardon my ignorance but where are you from?
KQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Lock and ship to Hall of Shit.
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Originally Posted by wrenchjockey
having posters-remorse about this wonderful thread you started?
maybe think twice next time.
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Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by wrenchjockey
having posters-remorse about this wonderful thread you started?
maybe think twice next time.
Remember a few weeks ago, when everyone was hating on you/your incessant shitposting and you got all menstrual and morose and shit, and quit megashit posting? Now your personal penis protector is here and all of a sudden you're mr tough guy? I SEE YOU, TINY MAN. I SEE YOU.
Soda pop is for the fat ignorant masses.
Krypt- rip 1998-2016
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Originally Posted by wrenchjockeyQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Remember a few weeks ago, when everyone was hating on you/your incessant shitposting and you got all mestrual and morose and shit, and quit megashit posting? Now your personal penis protector is here and all of a sudden you're mr tough guy? I SEE YOU, TINY MAN. I SEE YOU.
sorry about that Dad. I'll make a note
please don't take away my nintendo and my tv. I promise i'll do better on PFA
I was given the tattoo of a dragon as a boy and trained in the art personal penis protection. When I became an adult, I ran away from the temple to the city and traded my superstitious ways for the pursuit of fortune.Quote:
Originally Posted by wrenchjockeyQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Remember a few weeks ago, when everyone was hating on you/your incessant shitposting and you got all mestrual and morose and shit, and quit megashit posting? Now your personal penis protector is here and all of a sudden you're mr tough guy? I SEE YOU, TINY MAN. I SEE YOU.
Now, late in life, I learn the truth from a worthless internet troll... The legend is true...
It actually isn't that hard to believe that you are highly credentialed. I get emails all the time from people that will list all of their titles under their name in some sad look at me bid and honestly, it is more a sign that the person is completely fucking retarded than anything else. I think I have figured it out though, for people like you, fancy titles and degrees and doctorates are confirmation of how smart and incredible you are. You think that it gives you some sort of license to pop off with the most moronic shit and that the rest of us have to "take you seriously" because you're an educated person. The thing is, if it was me with the degree and "years of teaching". I would actually do the opposite of what you are doing. Instead of thinking that everyone should have to wrap their heads around my bullshit because I have a degree, I would make sure I knew what the fuck I was talking about before I opened my yap.Quote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadlyQuite frankly, I don't trust *you* to honestly say that you "convince[d]", because of both your animosity towards me, and how you freerolled the daily fantasy sports site and rationalized it as "the cheaters deserved it". That's why I need confirmation that you will agree to pay if Druff is convinced. But also, I have 0% intent of sharing my specific creds/id with you to settle this matter. So, agree to Druff being the arbitrator on this matter or go fluff off. Because I couldn't give one shit, nevermind two, what you believe on the matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by handicapme
QUITE FRANKLY
All of what you wrote here that I have paraphrased accordingly sounds like evading directly answering my quoted question. So, either respond as...Quote:
Originally Posted by handicapme1. (Blah blah blah.)Quote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadly
2. (Blah blah blah.)
3. (Blah blah blah.)
A) "Yes, I accept your offer, with Druff to arbitrate."
Or
B) "No. My balls have shriveled into my lower torso because I fear I will look like a fool by doubting you, as well as suffer the indignity of having to pay you that money without further exposing myself as a rationalizing scammer."
But, I will partially let you off the hook. If you don't confirm that you answer is A, I'll just conclude that your answer is a version of B without you formally saying so.
Jesus Christ Mumbles, pull yourSelf together. You're losing the fucking plot. You call this writing?
Didn't you get the revised script? It has me calling for handiboy to put his money where his mouth is, with a trusted neutral party to arbitrate the bet, only for handi to reveal through avoidance and obfuscation that his balls have shriveled to the size of peanuts, whereby he is reduced to impotently responding with girlishly shrill exclamations of "SHITPOST!"Quote:
Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
It seems like you couldn't google my response to you so I have provided the link:Quote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadlyDidn't you get the revised script? It has me calling for handiboy to put his money where his mouth is, with a trusted neutral party to arbitrate the bet, only for handi to reveal through avoidance and obfuscation that his balls have shriveled to the size of peanuts, whereby he is reduced to impotently responding with girlishly shrill exclamations of "SHITPOST!"Quote:
Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...246#post574246
There is no bet to be made here simply because I don't believe you nor care enough to wager money on it. Like Tine pointed out, if you have all these credentials yet choose to be one of the shittest posters to ever grace these boards, then it just proves the simple fact that retarded people can advance in the world or that you get gratification from being so horrible and shitty to cause a group of people you don't know hate you. Either way, tight life mumble fuck.
So yea, while youre driving around your rig making your 10 paragraph shit post all by yourself, I hope you look up at your prestigious diploma and smile. Silently whisper to yourself "I showed that handiboy who's the fucking boss, now let me get these last google links into the post and grab my lube... it's gunna be a good one tonight!"