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Okay, I'll bite. Why did she want a flaccid dick pic?Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
Afraid it's too big? Too small?
Wants to see if there's visible sign of STDs?
Some sort of weird way to weed out cops?
Also, how did she know it was your dick, and not one you just googled? Did you have to put a sign next to your dick saying "Krypt flaccid Iranian cock, 7/29/16"?
Rofl druff is god. She wanted the cock pic with 2 fingers up to make sure i wasnt "le"
Mind you, I talked on the phone with her before this where she asked my age and race
If he did I expect the screwdriver spelling errors could leave him waiting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffAlso, how did she know it was your dick, and not one you just googled? Did you have to put a sign next to your dick saying "Krypt flaccid Iranian cock, 7/29/16"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
Godspeed, young man.
Yep, godspeed. Let us know how it goes.
Will be recording for pfa aQuote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
Shes in a holiday inn
:facepalm
Holiday Inn? Krypt, don't do less than a Marriott.
Judging by your online persona, you're going to be paying for pussy for the rest of your life.
At least it's not a motel 6 or super 8.Quote:
Originally Posted by ToasterOven
Maybe if his parents cut him off.
Surprised its not an Econo Lodge.
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Originally Posted by Mintjewlips
What happened to the sarcasm and nuance?
She was making sure you weren;t a black gent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
And, she gutted him and stole his watch.
RIP Krypt.
:lol2Quote:
Originally Posted by ToasterOven
:laterfag:Quote:
Originally Posted by ToasterOven
The sandn-word flew too close to the sun.
I hope he still has his kidneys
Post pics of fire bush obvQuote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
He only needs one.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
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Originally Posted by ToasterOvenHe only needs one.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
true, but I was under the impression that with just one kidney you'd need dialysis the rest of your life
either way
I hope Krypt comes back withthe hits on this one
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Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by ToasterOven
true, but I was under the impression that with just one kidney you'd need dialysis the rest of your life
This is just one more thing you don't know shit about, I guess.
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Originally Posted by ToasterOvenQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
This is just one more thing you don't know shit about, I guess.
true, i dont know why i thought that.
because youre a retard larry
dont get mad at him larry hes just trying to help
Larry been big timed
Larry's upset bc he was just threatened with a trespassing ticket for skating a skatepark that's "under construction"
but re: the kidney thing.
yes you'd need Dialisys. if you recieve a kidney transplant you'd need it.
so yeah
are you guys doctors too?
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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Shut up, Garrett.
basically and the diagnosis is lol larry
Let's not ruin this thread, guys. We are waiting for our young Persian friend to come back and tell us that it's difficult to tell in the dark if those red spots near the firebush are patches of pubic hair or something much more sinister, but how he threw caution to the wind and barebacked it anyway.
please krypt probably has monogrammed condoms
You can't allow posters to say ridiculously factually inaccurate nonsense, and then chide others for ripping them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Pull your weeds at the root, Todger.
if krypt walks away from this tire fire of a forum, it wont be because of this thread.
Im worried about my friend Krypt.
Red head.
Krypt knocks, then enters.
"Is that you, Cathy?"
What are the odds?
Obv Krypt got robbed
Ok time for a legit medical professional to chime in (Previous FF/Paramedic 12 yrs, Nurse currently going on 9 yrs)Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
1. You can survive with one kidney and not need dialysis. One kidney can do a good enough job on its own however often the MD will suggest you modify your diet somewhat to avoid overtaxing the kidney that remains. As long as you kidney is filtering out the BUN and Creatinine as well as maintaining fluid balance no need for dialysis. (Normally dialysis is only mandated when function falls down into stage 3-4 Kidney failure meaning the kidney can't maintain even 1/3 minimum function needed for the body
2. If having a transplant does nothing to remove the need for dialysis then there would be no point for a kidney transplant so No idiot. If you get a transplant (oh and they only do one kidney as well hence why living donors are common), you shouldn't need dialysis unless the body rejects the graft (new kidney) and basically kills it off causing it to fail.
Ok now please for fuck sake Larry please please avoid commenting on medical stuff you don't know one thing about. If you'd stopped with Toaster when you admitted you might be wrong instead of doubling down looking that much more stupid, I wouldn't have had to take time away from the UFC prelims to respond and correct your statements.
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Originally Posted by ftpjesusOk time for a legit medical professional to chime in (Previous FF/Paramedic 12 yrs, Nurse currently going on 9 yrs)Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
1. You can survive with one kidney and not need dialysis. One kidney can do a good enough job on its own however often the MD will suggest you modify your diet somewhat to avoid overtaxing the kidney that remains. As long as you kidney is filtering out the BUN and Creatinine as well as maintaining fluid balance no need for dialysis. (Normally dialysis is only mandated when function falls down into stage 3-4 Kidney failure meaning the kidney can't maintain even 1/3 minimum function needed for the body
2. If having a transplant does nothing to remove the need for dialysis then there would be no point for a kidney transplant so No idiot. If you get a transplant (oh and they only do one kidney as well hence why living donors are common), you shouldn't need dialysis unless the body rejects the graft (new kidney) and basically kills it off causing it to fail.
Ok now please for fuck sake Larry please please avoid commenting on medical stuff you don't know one thing about. If you'd stopped with Toaster when you admitted you might be wrong instead of doubling down looking that much more stupid, I wouldn't have had to take time away from the UFC prelims to respond and correct your statements.
ok well thanks for the explanation. sorry you had to take time out of your busy day to post that long diatribe.
having said that,
I guess I was misled in my google searching for my answer.
next time before I step out my front door and do something stupid, I'll be sure to make a post here, and if you're not busy, you'll respond and set me straight.
but I guess if it's not a medial question you may not have the answer I'm looking for.
best wishes,
Larry
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Originally Posted by ftpjesusOk time for a legit medical professional to chime in (Previous FF/Paramedic 12 yrs, Nurse currently going on 9 yrs)Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
1. You can survive with one kidney and not need dialysis. One kidney can do a good enough job on its own however often the MD will suggest you modify your diet somewhat to avoid overtaxing the kidney that remains. As long as you kidney is filtering out the BUN and Creatinine as well as maintaining fluid balance no need for dialysis. (Normally dialysis is only mandated when function falls down into stage 3-4 Kidney failure meaning the kidney can't maintain even 1/3 minimum function needed for the body
2. If having a transplant does nothing to remove the need for dialysis then there would be no point for a kidney transplant so No idiot. If you get a transplant (oh and they only do one kidney as well hence why living donors are common), you shouldn't need dialysis unless the body rejects the graft (new kidney) and basically kills it off causing it to fail.
Ok now please for fuck sake Larry please please avoid commenting on medical stuff you don't know one thing about. If you'd stopped with Toaster when you admitted you might be wrong instead of doubling down looking that much more stupid, I wouldn't have had to take time away from the UFC prelims to respond and correct your statements.
I just want to know, how common do Dr's hit on nurses? And has that happened to you?
Krypt 54 where are you?