No, and there's no more negotiating. I already told druff to ship the 60 I sent him to the freeroll. Your loss mr. world class.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
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No, and there's no more negotiating. I already told druff to ship the 60 I sent him to the freeroll. Your loss mr. world class.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
So you weren't lying, someone gave you $1000 to waste on your pathetic dream of becoming a gambler? I thought that money for plane tickets was just funding your meth habit.
Sign off and show up for work tomorrow. I could use some help polishing seeing that my eyes are swollen shut again...
Go sit lets play. I trust youQuote:
Originally Posted by anonamooseNo, and there's no more negotiating. I already told druff to ship the 60 I sent him to the freeroll. Your loss mr. world class.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
Are you fucking retarded, he already said no to PLO. Man the fuck up and play him NLHE you pussy.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
Negative sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrettGo sit lets play. I trust youQuote:
Originally Posted by anonamoose
1. I don't trust you
2. You haven't shipped
3. I already committed my money to the freeroll.
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Originally Posted by anonamooseNegative sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
1. I don't trust you
2. You haven't shipped
3. I already committed my money to the freeroll.
Then let's play for
$0.00
I just want to beat you best of 5
Sure whateverQuote:
Originally Posted by garrettQuote:
Originally Posted by anonamoose
Then let's play for
$0.00
I just want to beat you best of 5
Were you surprised by how may foreigners vs Americans that there were? I found their lack of using deodorant offensive.
So you'll play him and not me? Did I hurt your ass that bad last time?Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Moose is likely better than I. Great game selection Josh
You already have Druff's fuckin' paypal address since you already sent him money once you fucking idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
Game 1 was funny.
Bluffing it all off on the river with 3-5 when the betting made no sense? It had to be a bluff or maybe just trying to get a marginal hand to fold. lol
gg garrett.
Shut up Hockey Guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
You just don't understand 10th level world class plays!
That like snap call with KQ in game 1. I just shook my head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
But yeah that last hand of game 3 really made no sense.
He was trying to get me to just flip game 3 for the first 5 minutes.
KO'd him he didn't re-reg after 10 minutes so I gave up waiting.
2-1 me. GG shithead.
this thread gave me a headache and i want my 15 minutes back
Lol. You got a handout from cmoney, flew out on a flight voucher you also begged for, took the bus from the airport (huge lol), busted your handout, got dinner at a soup kitchen in north Vegas, then slink back into what ever hole you came out of. But you're right. I'm not shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrettI am talking about getting a backer that can see enough of a sample size that it is significant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
What are you talking about, Apollo Wallace. You aren't shit so Be careful!
I can't give you 15 back but here's 5.Quote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFML
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkdAOhnrGyw
A world class player shut down again. This is just embarrassing Garrett....stick with what you know.....drugs, alcohol, and domestic abuse.
Todd, please change Garrett's title to "Suicide Smock King".Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicide KingLol. You got a handout from cmoney, flew out on a flight voucher you also begged for, took the bus from the airport (huge lol), busted your handout, got dinner at a soup kitchen in north Vegas, then slink back into what ever hole you came out of. But you're right. I'm not shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
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Originally Posted by garrett
So you took Cmoney's money, and are now complaining that he said staking you was like burning money?
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Originally Posted by Suicide KingLol. You got a handout from cmoney, flew out on a flight voucher you also begged for, took the bus from the airport (huge lol), busted your handout, got dinner at a soup kitchen in north Vegas, then slink back into what ever hole you came out of. But you're right. I'm not shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
How is workin for UPS treating you
Just stop
His sister in law's stepson's grandfather has more cashes than you.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrettQuote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
How is workin for UPS treating you
Just stop
Quote:
Originally Posted by anonamooseHis sister in law's stepson's grandfather has more cashes than you.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
Unlike 'Suicide King' I never created children. Never got married.
Do not have exs, and am as free as a bird soo...
Because no sane woman would fuck you.....or even talk to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrettQuote:
Originally Posted by anonamoose
Unlike 'Suicide King' I never created children.
I don't and exs and am as free as a bird soo...
I realize I won this heads up match but I'd like to also tighten my game & become world class. To get there, I'll humbly ask for some feedback from garrett to help with hand analysis.
Here's a few key hand & any feedback would be appreciated:
It's great. I made 85k last year, full benefits, 401k, and pension. I've been there 17 years and will be eligible to retire at 50.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrettQuote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
How is workin for UPS treating you
Just stop
Garrett still lives with his dad and can't afford a plane ticket to Vegas. Pretty sure he has you beat in life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicide KingIt's great. I made 85k last year, full benefits, 401k, and pension. I've been there 17 years and will be eligible to retire at 50.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
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Originally Posted by Suicide KingIt's great. I made 85k last year, full benefits, 401k, and pension. I've been there 17 years and will be eligible to retire at 50.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
And I mean this
I was trolling before, so I cant even compare to a career type job (not that I want too)
I understand and they aren't easy to come by.
good luck sir
JFC
anonmoose still fagging up this thread 7 hours later ?
sweet life
Yeah something like that. Maybe I should move to Mexico, beg my mom to pay for my rent and gambling problem, and then let my dog die because of shitty conditions in Mexico. Maybe somewhere along the way I can make up a story about cartel's shooting a window out of my car.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
That would truly be a tight life.
Actually, you should write a poker strategy book titled "The Last Book Any Human Would Ever Read".Quote:
Originally Posted by anonamooseYeah something like that. Maybe I should move to Mexico, beg my mom to pay for my rent and gambling problem, and then let my dog die because of shitty conditions in Mexico. Maybe somewhere along the way I can make up a story about cartel's shooting a window out of my car.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
That would truly be a tight life.
I can't think of anything to comment so I'm just going to post a Blueberry - Buttermilk Pancake recipe.
1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 1/4 teaspoons white sugar
1 egg
1 cup buttermilk
1/2 tablespoon butter, melted
1/2 cup fresh or frozen blueberries, thawed
1. In a large bowl, sift together flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda and sugar. In a small bowl, beat together egg and buttermilk. Stir buttermilk and egg into flour mixture. Mix in the butter and fold in the blueberries Set aside for 1 hour.A
2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle. or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve. EnJoy
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Originally Posted by jacosta24
This is not a recipe for cornbread.
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Originally Posted by Suicide KingIt's great. I made 85k last year, full benefits, 401k, and pension. I've been there 17 years and will be eligible to retire at 50.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
LOL @ having a 9-5. holy shit and for 17 years straight ?
sounds like a fucking nightmare
but hey, congratulations on being eligible to 'retire' at 50 , sucking the mans dick just to mainstain some stability. That tells me more than anything, that you fear taking real risks in life, and would prefer to be mediocre as long as it covers your bills
and lol @ 85K a year living in the Bay Area. wow ballin' (not)
no offense dude, but your life sounds very safe, extremely boring, and basically a total waste in general
I bet you look really cute in those little brown shorts though
just busting your balls SK
I got no problem with you.
but in all fairness, 85K in the Bay Area is hardly killing it
Some of us in this world have to conform to some extent to raise decent children so the world isnt complete chaos.Quote:
Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
LOL @ having a 9-5. holy shit and for 17 years straight ?
sounds like a fucking nightmare
but hey, congratulations on being eligible to 'retire' at 50 , sucking the mans dick just to mainstain some stability. That tells me more than anything, that you fear taking real risks in life, and would prefer to be mediocre as long as it covers your bills
and lol @ 85K a year living in the Bay Area. wow ballin' (not)
no offense dude, but your life sounds very safe, extremely boring, and basically a total waste in general
I bet you look really cute in those little brown shorts though
I give SK props for the conform that isn't always easy but best for others. He still sets some aside for the WSOP every year. Keep on SK.
Garrett, let me give you a piece of advice. Suicide King is probably the last person on this board I would start shit with.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrettI am talking about getting a backer that can see enough of a sample size that it is significant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
What are you talking about, Apollo Wallace. You aren't shit so Be careful!
40K in winnings
RIP Winnie
Marty let Winnie die.
Never Forget