garrett shitpost containment thread

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Originally Posted by vegas1369

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Originally Posted by garrett

NaturalBornHusler/JustifiedHomicide/Vegas

I always thought these were the same guy, could be wrong but. ???

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Damn dude! How did you know? You're the first person to figure it out in 9 years.

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its cognitive. Some people "tick" a certain way. And they dont even realize it so its rarely talked about, but well identified. True story i wasnt no hero but i was in the army. total fail... but you get it, most things have purpose

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Originally Posted by garrett

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Originally Posted by ToasterOven

It's amazing to watch you get worse by the minute.

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ill play you heads up, hero. You down?

best of 5 PLO

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Best of 15 cribbage, with muggins?

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Originally Posted by ToasterOven

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Originally Posted by garrett

ill play you heads up, hero. You down?

best of 5 PLO

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Best of 15 cribbage, with muggins?

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pot limit omaha and 3 out of 5 cooking

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Originally Posted by garrett

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Originally Posted by ToasterOven

Best of 15 cribbage, with muggins?

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pot limit omaha and 3 out of 5 cooking

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Hu for 10 bottles of Robitussin.

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Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO

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Originally Posted by garrett

pot limit omaha and 3 out of 5 cooking

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Hu for 10 bottles of Robitussin.

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and a five day supply of smocks.

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Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO

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Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO

Hu for 10 bottles of Robitussin.

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and a five day supply of smocks.

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sit in the pokerfraudalert poekr roon..

ill sit too

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Originally Posted by garrett

in Micons life maybe its liek a poker move. he already got his 3bet called and was raised, he didnt flat and decided to 5bet.

When the heat is so hot, do you fold, call,or raise.

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Would you shut the fuck up please?

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Originally Posted by garrett

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Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO

and a five day supply of smocks.

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sit in the pokerfraudalert poekr roon..

ill sit too

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No one wants to play with you even if your parents get a ping pong table.

5 bet range is different. Its actually where not much difference exists. Its often usually cut n dry.. shove or fold.

Alex Rocha final tabled the WSOP $2,500 8 Game last summer that Phil Ivey won

PHIL IVEY IS GOD long live NYC east coast

what are you idiots on this poker site from the west coast doing???

jack daniels is a broke rapist living on an expired visa in canada folks

WEST COAST FOR LIFE SON

Canada is GOD.

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Originally Posted by garrett

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Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide

The risk/reward is 1,000$ you fucking monkey. Why are you looking so deep emotionally into all of this? handicapme has challenged me multiple times as well. He's got the dick of a red headed midget gook. That's his thing. It's about the money. Not emotions

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Because $1,000 doesn't mean shit to me. Dont even get excited about that, especially when i factor in variance and the possibility this loud mouth donk could peel a K in a AA vs. KK hand etc etc.

i know exactly what I am doing, and saying.

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I challenge you because you are unstable and I see free money if you ever have the balls to agree. Also, when it comes to DK/FD money wise, I can promise you that you were no where near me in earnings this pass football season. The fact that you think GPPs are where you make your money just proves my point. Keep spinning and trying to kill your father. Whenever you want to play heads up and take off your smock, the table is waiting

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gifGARRETT JUST GOT EXPOSED PEOPLE http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

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Originally Posted by handicapme

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Originally Posted by garrett

Because $1,000 doesn't mean shit to me. Dont even get excited about that, especially when i factor in variance and the possibility this loud mouth donk could peel a K in a AA vs. KK hand etc etc.

i know exactly what I am doing, and saying.

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I challenge you because you are unstable and I see free money if you ever have the balls to agree. Also, when it comes to DK/FD money wise, I can promise you that you were no where near me in earnings this pass football season. The fact that you think GPPs are where you make your money just proves my point. Keep spinning and trying to kill your father. Whenever you want to play heads up and take off your smock, the table is waiting

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Maybe a DFS HU best of 5 or 10 is a better challenge. Maybe winners choice. I prefer empirical games these days vs. overconfident fish (handicpame)

Handicapme what kind of Daily Fantasy Sports HU are you willing to play?

Oh and one more thing, whoever created the "dupe" twitter and started PM'n Alex to troll me, you are low rent. He PMd me asking if that was me, keep fucking around you dumbasses. You are going to get owned.

Also "handicapme" when you gonna be at Borgata next, you live in NJ right?

"Sonatine" in 1995

Oviously from what I have "put together", he is over 300lb today, has a full grown neck beard, and is more disgusting and imposing then ever. A Real charmer!

The voice of reason on PFA in all his "glory", Sonatine...

Did you really think you were going to win this "war?

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Originally Posted by garrett

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Originally Posted by handicapme

I challenge you because you are unstable and I see free money if you ever have the balls to agree. Also, when it comes to DK/FD money wise, I can promise you that you were no where near me in earnings this pass football season. The fact that you think GPPs are where you make your money just proves my point. Keep spinning and trying to kill your father. Whenever you want to play heads up and take off your smock, the table is waiting

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Maybe a DFS HU best of 5 or 10 is a better challenge. Maybe winners choice. I prefer empirical games these days vs. overconfident fish (handicpame)

Handicapme what kind of Daily Fantasy Sports HU are you willing to play?

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NFL 5 $100 headsup games a week for 5 weeks on draftkings. Agree? I'll bump this next football season.