*UNITED STATES RATINGS CUT TO Aa1 FROM Aaa BY MOODY'S "We do not believe that material multi-year reductions in mandatory spending and deficits will result from current fiscal proposals under consideration." I fuckin warned you guys.

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HOW AM I SO GOOD AT POSTING ITS ACTUALLY INSANE I JUST HAVE GREAT LINES THAT MAKE MY DOGS SMILE THIS IS A STUPID 15 YEAR RUN IVE BEEN ON

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https://x.com/LordofBathrobes/status...05332581388300

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like just the ross snack counter line marrone like maybe only sal and tine deserve things that good the observational humor next level, the giant fake polo shirt horses me and tine are gonna be wearing i dont really have much more to add

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how bad was the hangover today

so i have to goto work at like 5 am but we have a deal with phillys sports bar in tempe they dont open till 11 but we show up at 10 am to play golden tee 2k25 we take a few chairs down and its literally what keeps me breathing

like its me and buffy and the Filipino chef whos waiting outside at 10 01 and we just pull up and vape and play golden tee for half and hour and its literally the only thing saving me from suicide and abandoning my family

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like just the ross snack counter line marrone like maybe only sal and tine deserve things that good the observational humor next level, the giant fake polo shirt horses me and tine are gonna be wearing i dont really have much more to add

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how bad was the hangover today

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correct me if im wrong but you actually have a really deep understanding of treasuries/bonds and how they play against futures/equities, yes?

if you can shed any light on this mornings Very Fucking Weird price action id genuinely love to hear an informed opinion.

bro im a literal liquid millionaire and i keep 7 figs in stupid cds for 6 months

my wife is gonna blow it on a new house in paradis valley but im fucking holding on for now

youve seen the kid she deserves to own hella good land

i dont know your wife but i strongly suspect its worth 7 figs to let her cop a house with a back yard for your kid to dig for dinosaur bones in after you bury them real quiet at night so you dont wake her.

sidebar: might fuck around and start pro-china posting just to playfully aggravate the feds monitoring this site


like i subbed to this chinese newspaper on twitter and its like so jarring to see what life is like someplace that isnt a dying empire, its too good not to rub in a bunch of deeply retarded conservative faces here.

we have a backyard and pool and shes looking to upgrade cuz shes gonna be fucking 40 soon its alot

also to be clear im not referring to the feds as deeply retarded conservatives and i know they understand that implicitly, im just making this clear to the deeply retarded conservatives in the audience.

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we have a backyard and pool and shes looking to upgrade cuz shes gonna be fucking 40 soon its alot

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get ready to be her captive audience as she expects you to be every bit as captivated by the nuances of menopause as she is.

its alot man

lets start a band called 'flower plower'

we cant top brandon flowers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA84...ncruzlamuedra1 like cmaaaaaaaan hes so good

prodigal sons and wayward daughters? like no ones writing better than that

sometimes i dont understand myself because id absolutely 100% throw a beer bottle at that dudes head for being so precious but id take a bullet for this guy probably



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGxjIBEZvx0

bro hes just that good like imagine just dropping this in ur downtime oh of course you get charlize to pop up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AhU...donFlowersVEVO

is he another white male obsessed with peaky blinders?