life is a never ending train reck. it's time to pull into the station

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

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Originally Posted by limitles

i just got done dj'ing a party for all the bike messengers in chicago. one of these bike messengers is the reason i'm in trouble, because he ratted me out to the police and got me in a lot of trouble, and almost killed by a gung ho narcotics officer with a machine gun. yes that does happen in chicago. I had to watch him accept an award for 3rd place tonight (sure third sucks right? but it's the podium, so it does mean something) and everyone i know clap for him. talk about gross.

had no idea it was this bad

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oh it gets worse.

the girl i took to the party went home with another guy, and now they're outside my house on my front stairs talking with my roommate.

talk about fuckin' bad beats.

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No matter who she is, she's not worth killing yourself over. Not even close.

Y'all, my life is about as good as it gets.

I'll be fine.

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So chickity-check yo self before you reck yo self
So chickity-check yo self before you reck yo self
Come on and check yo self before you rickity-reck yo self
Cause bitches like you is bad for my health

Cheer up chimp. Ease up on the booze. Woman come and go. Maybe you need a change of sceneries.

I was set to move in with a woman. I had packed all my shit up, disconnected everything, paid last month's rent, the whole nine. I called her to come pick me up (the place was an hour drive or so from where I lived at the time) and she blurts out, "This isn't gonna work out." She hung up on me and never spoke to me again for the rest of my life.

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

I was set to move in with a woman. I had packed all my shit up, disconnected everything, paid last month's rent, the whole nine. I called her to come pick me up (the place was an hour drive or so from where I lived at the time) and she blurts out, "This isn't gonna work out." She hung up on me and never spoke to me again for the rest of my life.

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Was she a nun by any chance?

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

I was set to move in with a woman. I had packed all my shit up, disconnected everything, paid last month's rent, the whole nine. I called her to come pick me up (the place was an hour drive or so from where I lived at the time) and she blurts out, "This isn't gonna work out." She hung up on me and never spoke to me again for the rest of my life.

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Are you serious? How long were you together if you are?

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Originally Posted by big dick

Im in chicago so if you want to meet up and talk lmk.
Don't kill yourself.

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you really in chicago?

nw burbs. Glad you're alive.

this wasn't over a woman. this was over something a lot bigger. I slept it off. now i have a huge hang over.


but the party did get lit. i just lost it after i realized life was a bit futile.

The booze is a bad habit.

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Originally Posted by big dick

nw burbs. Glad you're alive.

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that's where im originally from. Are you near Buffalo Grove?

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Originally Posted by big dick

The booze is a bad habit.

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yeah it's the only one i'm "allowed" to have

i was prepared to donate my bankroll to the PFA free roll had i actually jumped into the expressway last night.


it's in my "wallet will" incase i die on my bike somehow.

And like city buses, they're slow and no one rides for free.

im not even mad i spelled wreck wrong.

i was drunk as a sailor. i played rappers delight last night and its a long ass song, and during it i left the booth and started drinking shots with some people.

im really paying for that now. woof.

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Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker

WB Larry!

speaking of train wrecks...

ill bet immorehung over than you today buddy .... started out by watching the huskies play yesterday and my buds were doing shots when ever there was a turnover or goal, hi scoring game so things got messy and smoking weed. my wife came over and forced every one to down shots of apricots brandy till another empty bottle and then more.... my buddy cranked up my stereo super loud the neighbours came over to see if we were ok?? they were good to go another jug of cocktails, i saw my son was pissed off walking around with peltor 93's on and pretty sure i was vaping in front of my daughter, gone be hard to explain that I'm thinking. i felt a bit bad for them so we went paddle boarding after a hour or so on our way in we could see our deck full of people dancing to raining men (disco) things got progressively out of control we polished off a bottle of don julio ate some frozen pizza (cooked) and went to the bar cause i guess we weren't shit faced enough and the girls in bikinis dancing on the deck didn't have enough clothes on and way to skinny, just guessing. drank 3 more beers talked to the fatties in lumber jackets, smoked a gross cigarette.... you know your gon wen you start smoking and you never smoke. walked the dog, got denied sex with the wife who by the way was responsible for the whole mess.

cooking bacon and collecting empty bottles rite now. gonna take it easy today is the plan.

take it easy too Larry change your friends up a bit and put a nail in that dicks tire first chance you get,

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This is it in a nutshell. The wife makes you drink apricot anything and has the nerve to refuse some manly pleasures. I wiish I could provide a tactic to bring her in line but she could easliy turn this against you making hell just a bit hotter.

I also thought about not answering druff's text, logging out of PFA and calling into the 200th show as a surprise. but i felt that would be a bit too much of a roll.

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

I also thought about not answering druff's text, logging out of PFA and calling into the 200th show as a surprise. but i felt that would be a bit too much of a roll.

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Like Paula Poundtstone and 9/11 Druff owes you, as prior to your failed intention he was getting his right wing wacko shit packed.

See if he's up yet

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Originally Posted by limitles

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

I also thought about not answering druff's text, logging out of PFA and calling into the 200th show as a surprise. but i felt that would be a bit too much of a roll.

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Like Paula Poundtstone and 9/11 Druff owes you, as prior to your failed intention he was getting his right wing wacko shit packed.

See if he's up yet

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i told druff that next year i will be at the wsop (it'll be my first time in vegas) and that i owe him a burger or something for reaching out and making sure i wasn't about to do something stupid.

he mentioned that a guy on NWP drove his car into a truck and survived.


and me, always thinking about money, and my life insurance policy, i'd have to make it look like an accident so my family could get the money.


and for anyone wondering (i doubt anyone is) about my above post about a wallet will, I do carry one in my bag incase i bite it while at work. that way, even in death, i can make sure my shit gets to where it's going.