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The red shirt video [10 minutes] has a number of statements that are likely complete lies, so I'll shred it later.
He is still maintaining the UBER story.
OMG: 8m 14s: He claims he made $60k of sports bets last week.
Natch he doesnt tell us his profit.
This video 100% needs to be watched and shredded.
His PIN number is the year he was born lol he showed us half of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
The part that is odd is if he is holding it for someone (which i tend to think is true as well) you would think he would be worried that the person would see these videos and especially ones where he flaunting their money, bragging about not paying taxes. etc. But if the person is older (perhaps like Stacy's parents age) there is a good chance they dont know anything about youtube which would make CM feel safe doing these sort of videos. This is why I could see it being the parents money. And lets not forget that Stacy is in on this crap as well. She very well could be encouraging her parents through some elaborate story to get them to put it in CMs account. For example, "dad, we need this to go to a business accounts/Cms accounts because of reason XXX "
Whoever the money he is holding I would bet is elderly.
Thats the other thing, there is a button to display the balance on screen, which arguably would be harder to fake, or easier to verify.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeatTheJerkHis PIN number is the year he was born lol he showed us half of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
The whole "hurr durr, i printed it and showed it all in 1 take" may be true but is a bit dubious.
Gday Folks
I have an alternative theory to the alternative theory.
Daddy Mitchell has pegged it and in a total shock has left his fortune to Chrissy.
Like Brewsters millions though there is a caveat , Chrissy has to show that he piss the 300k up the wall in a couple of weeks before he gets his hands on the 300 million.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand after those 2 weeks he has to show that he has absolutely no assets whatsoever to inherit.
Luckily our hero has outsmarted Daddy Mitch once again because he has managed to gain zero assets in 43 years of his puerile existence so the 2 weeks will be a doddle 👍
"I've never lied in any video. I never will."
COMPLETE LIE
And Chrissy read this thread again, and got jealous of his son, again.
theres a new video (black singleton in case he drops another today) where he has the whiteboard out.
Clearly he's annoyed that Non-Verbal Bubs is now Whiteboard Bubs.
Anyways I'll watch this nonsense shortly and get back to you.
The DOPE is back to desperation, upping the price for the next Masturbation Meeting! This time promising there will actually be gambling involved as the other idiots like Mrs. Kool Aid and Oompa Loompa Guy were not impressed with the shitty location.
Little Kyle is wearing his best Black Wife Beater which is the preferred outfit of millionaire narcissists who beat their wives mentally or physically! He had to change the date to a Monday & Tuesday due to overpaying last time for weekend suites and having to downgrade to a regular room due to lack of his own money. Sugar Daddy Foster said “NO!” when Chrissy cried for more money, so he has to get bargain mid week rooms this time!
Kind of funny that he only shows his bank balance after recent trips to Ohio? Almost as if THAT was the big reason to go to his old home state where the Foster’s reside? Also, he brings out the white board in his empty room in the small Texas rental home, and writes “Learn my #1 Sports Betting…” Cleary not thinking about spacing or smaller letters to fit an actual sentence, or even doing a rough draft!
Instead of just doing it over or using a cover on it, he screams at the camera you get learn his #1 Sports Betting… not his #2, #3 , #4 or 5?!? See cuz when you lose with the #1 Sports betting, you have to try 4 others before something actually works!
That last rep should have read…
He calls it the “#1” strategy because you wind up “pissing” your money away. His “#2” strategy is when you “dump” the rest of your bankroll.
Standard Chrissy video hyping the mastermind event:
Makes his usual outrageous claims that it will be free because you'll make profit from gambling.
Claims 5 passive income streams.
Throws in the old "hebrew slave" comment.
Claims this is the absolutely last time it'll ever be $1000 which is technically why it is a once in a life time event.
I need someone else to check the very last part 11:40s to end as it sounds like it says
"hey goat send me the payment options I'm ready to change my life I absolutely cannot afford to come to your June mastermind event".
Turning on closed captioning, it also transcripts it as that.
Assuming that is what he has said, it makes no sense.
How many Donkeys do you guys think the June Mastermind brings in?
My guess is less than 10. Hes already forcefully pulled from the jerk circle. I just don't see him having even 10 members in one months time. Even if there are a few circle jerkletts "On the fence" about attending, they will likely communicate privately with tho's who have attended and will realize it's pure garbage.
I do believe there is a possibility he sent out a message to only the inner circle jerkletts and offered them a reduced rate, For members only.
Now at $1k, there will be Brandon. Time will tell what other Donkeys will attend. I just don't see the number being even close to this one.
Chrissy, you know your selling pure garbage. You have never made a single dollar over the long term from gambling! Not one single dollar! You and skank are pathetic. Your days will come, hopefully sooner than later.
"Spaces are limited!"Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
"This is worth so much more than $1000"
I suspect he'll get 20 because he was probably smart enough to limit the May event and have the overflow sign for June.
Here’s my FREE training for Chrissy’s customers:
How to never lose at the casino: Don’t gamble
How Chrissy gets residual income: You idiots playing on his affiliate link…You idiots paying him $99 per month to be in a worthless Facebook group. You idiots who he pawned off his Shakeology stuff on. You major idiots who buy his book (multiple times with each time you lose your bankroll), which basically is a compound interest chart that you can download on the internet for free.
What’s Chrissy’s new business venture that he bragged about when moving to Texas: Selling you idiots this worthless Mastermind event
Retrain Your Brain: Never commit and pay to be somewhere until you know where that somewhere is
Documentation beats conversation: Unless the documentation appears on an index card or flip chart
O and one of the more unusual comments from the Black Singlet video was he claims he's paying $50k to be part of two different mastermind groups.
Assumedly this means two of Keithy's deals, rather than cheating on Keithy with someone else.
I wonder how much of Crafts Mastermind event Chrissy has copied and pasted into his own? These people are an entirely different group vs. the group that Craft has managed to scam.
Crafts are mostly well off business owners that may have built a business or career from the ground up. Chrissy's group is a bunch of "Get Rich Quick" morons that want to be taught a cookie cutter, step by step method to make money. Unfortunately, that really doesn't exist.
If Chrissy is speaking any part of Crafts semenairs to these rodents, it is 100% worthless (Actually it's virtually worthless to Crafts group as well ).
If Crafts group was free, I would not attend. Now, if it was in my same town, I would likely go if it was free just out of pure curiosity to see what he is teaching these suckers.
But in all seriousness, I would be surprised if there was a single person that left Chrissy's event and "thought it was worth it".
I can just see him presenting his gambling strategy...
1. Bet Banker
2. Keep doubling your bet until you either win a round or you lose your entire bankroll.
"But Chris, I Martingaled 7 times and busted my bankroll".
Chrissy: "Your doing it wrong".
Absolutely laughable.
That’s kind of been his whole scheme since Day 1. And I mean going back to his High School drop out days! He saw the jocks getting attention and college scholarships, so he started working out and training but was a shitty athlete with short stubby limbs and gave up! Now he hates college grads and is envious of athletes!Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
He saw body builders getting TV and movie deals & thought, “well I work out and have some muscle, why can’t I be a film star???” Only to show up to “auditions” that had casting couches instead of catering and he figured, well as long as I’m here… I might as well get paid for it!
Then came the MLM schemes, the fitness scams, the book writing crock, and somehow he landed on gambling scams. Probably after seeing guys like Vegas Dave, Steve Stevens and others sell useless picks and info on YouTube and thought “ well, I’m short, obnoxious and annoying, I can sell worthless gambling advice too!”
Now he’s seen a Big time religious scammer in person and was so enamored with him he took his ideas and copied them for his own group of idiots! Difference is Craft can actually show success like his luxury home, nice cars registered only in his name and a son that can talk & deliver sermons due to a half decent upbringing!
At what point will Dan take a collection to send someone to one of these events?
It’s a perfect opportunity to show exactly what he is doing.
Perfect opportunity to record the entire scam from point A to Z and maybe monetize the video as a public service.
Opportunity knocks.
What am I missing?
Otherwise we look like idiots while he’s making money from these scams.
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Originally Posted by The Boz
Bah, typo on the rep, meant to be OSA is the man for this mission.
Turns out that someone's name is changed when it is used.
Suffice it to say, I was recommending everyone's favourite member who often brags about gay sex, and wants the good folk at PFA to fund his trips to Vegas for gay sex.
There can be only one ☝️ who can fully understand Chrissy plaining
Has to be the gentleman who got us into Chrissy bait , our favourite reporter actually on the ground , Sir Jeffrey Dime esq.
I wouldn't want to fund someone going to Chrissy's events, because I don't want to put one dime in Chrissy's pockets, even if it would allow us to get a lot of additional laughs at his expense.