Another “hater” lol…
https://youtube.com/shorts/F3m3zfqm9...KdeSQZDFpefGKQ
Dude sounds like Old Victor from ACA.
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Another “hater” lol…
https://youtube.com/shorts/F3m3zfqm9...KdeSQZDFpefGKQ
Dude sounds like Old Victor from ACA.
Pastor Prescott atop his soap box today. Hurr hurr I’m 99% Vegan annnnnnnd a Christian and I swear on the Bible I never did Gay Porn or Any Kind of Porn…
Posting this long dribble for posterity as I’m sure the little pussy will delete it like the $500 losing video, the workout videos and all the lies about free monthly Masturbator mind meetings and Guaranteed winning videos!
I like how the little Squirt can’t tell the difference between an Acronym and Initialism, lol! Yup Genius level IQ on display here folks. This rant must mean one of the Chums who believes In Christianity but not gambling told little Kyle to Fuck off when he begged them for money!
Perhaps they should praise Jesus’ name off the grid like Napoleon Zachymite???
"My numbers won 14 times in a row" from yesterday
Hilariously people in the comments are pointing out that Chrissy's system can have long streaks of losers
Here's a block of 10 spins since the start of the video presented in the order they were spun.
So if you sat down and started at the === you would have had 17,0 as the trigger
If you started quadding your bet, you would have placed $12,$48,$192,$768 for a total of -$1020 in 4 spins, wiping up your big boy $100 starter roll.
Even if Chrissy sticks with his 3x nonsense we get $12, $36, $108, $324 for a total of -$480 or the bulk of his big boy bankroll.
25 win
28 lose
24 lose
33 win ===
17 lose
0 lose
11 lose
28 lose
0 lose
24 lose
I believe this is known as Zaching a system.
In other news, Serpentstar rambles nonsense in the comments as well.
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Pastor Prescott atop his soap box today. Hurr hurr I’m 99% Vegan annnnnnnd a Christian and I swear on the Bible I never did Gay Porn or Any Kind of Porn…
Posting this long dribble for posterity as I’m sure the little pussy will delete it like the $500 losing video, the workout videos and all the lies about free monthly Masturbator mind meetings and Guaranteed winning videos!
I like how the little Squirt can’t tell the difference between an Acronym and Initialism, lol! Yup Genius level IQ on display here folks. This rant must mean one of the Chums who believes In Christianity but not gambling told little Kyle to Fuck off when he begged them for money!
Perhaps they should praise Jesus’ name off the grid like Napoleon Zachymite???
I like the way he keeps putting "" around bible to imply its not real or not legit.
OF course, Chrissy read Leviticus and thought it was a how-to guide.
Chrissy also seems to forget about the Romans "casting lots" for Jesus's possessions after throwing him on the cross, I doubt JC is off to the Baaaacky tables with Chrissy.
Also, what sort of mental health crisis or blatant narcissism must you have if you think the result of "The Second Coming" would be the Son of God would play casino games with you?
Evening Folks
Well all I can say is that if Saint Chrissy 😇 of Rock Bottom is an example of what spending a lifetime in church ⛪️ turns out then I’m off to the mosque.
Allahu Akbar
Shoutouts to non verbal bubs annnnnnnnnnnnnd Sexy Slinky Stockholm Syndrome Stacy, won’t be long now sugar tits, I’m a comin 💦 for ya 👅
(SSSSS in the future I’m not typing 💬 that out every time I want to fantasise about Stacykins.
Chrissy with more FB nonsense, some ramble about baseball.
He mentions as kids he and his brother pretended they were McQuire and Conceso: Two famous baseball players who did steroids.
Funny how life works out isnt it.
Our scamming friend is all excited because the Oakland A’s have been given approval to Vegas. Now Bubs can grow up an A’s fan according to Chrissy. However the team won’t start playing there till 2028. Given Chrissy relocates as often as he does what are the odds he is still living in Vegas 4 years from now to see this?
We’ll open the bidding at +220
must of went BUSTO... no day 15 or whatever day it was on the 30 day challenge... them hand selected 24 inside numbers will fail 4-5-6 spins in a row just like the " can't and never lose 1st and 3rd dozen strategy " after the trigger of 2nd dozen hitting 2-3 times in a row.... i wonder why the casinos never banned these strategies that Krissy claimed they would do, if he released his special inside number play to the general public....hmmmmm
LMAO LMBO ..... :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I just still have to laugh at a guy placing .50 cent bets on online roulette while simultaneously asking people for $5,000 to come meet him....This really can't be anymore stupid.
How many stupid never lose strategies does this guy have? I guess there is NOTHING that loses when playing roulette. Basically casino just giving people money and any and all strategies win 100 percent of the time...
He does realize all his systems are martingales? It's all the same system he is just too stupid to realize....
I think the post negging Christians was maybe prompted by some rejection by former Frisco friends. He's probably at the point of desperation where he's begging from everyone.
So…now he’s going to give excuses for why he lies?
Squirtstopher posting lame Spinny videos At 1 AM.
He’s also in a familiar position in a cheap, rented hotel room with a pillow behind his head!
He was probably UP so late watching some of his classic Colt videos! He sure looks comfy whenever he’s got a camera in front of him while laying in a hotel bed!
Some highlights include him claiming someone asked what to do when they Lose 2 in a row, which he stupidly replies “Hurr hurr figure it out for yourself, I’m not here to make decisions for you!?!” Yet I seem to recall him offering one on one coaching and saying you can copy him Bet for Bet and Win by default?
Also, he says his “best strategy is having lots of strategies”… which basically negates the concept of A STRATEGY being effective if you have another that works more efficiently… let that sink in!
8:30 mark - Chrissy hilariously mispronounces the word Plethora as Plu-THOR-a… hahahaha, Einstein Light Bulb level intellect on full display here folks!
Have fun ZD!!
And today's nonsense: Roulette online watch chrissy play "LIVE" for real money
7.48k subscribers at time of viewing
Chrissy wearing a grey "stanley cup final" hoody, lying back on some pillows, at roughly 1am, probably "shot some other footage" before this.
27m13s of nonsense ahead.
Chrissy doesnt even know what day of his challenge it is: if only he had put up a video every single day and wrote down the first day he'd be able to figure this out.
2m Chrissy tells us he has been challenging
2m58 For some odd reason Chrissy is betting $5 on red and 50c each on his 24 numbers:
Red and Black are balanced for his European spinny strategy, betting Red is a wasted bet.
If he was as smart as he hurr hurrs to be, he'd hedge 3rd column because that has less bets on it or middle dozen for same reason
Hilariously Red but none of his numbers come up so he makes $10 for his $17 bet AND it means his numbers have not come up 3 times in a row now
4m Chrissy the expert must be tired, or distracted or whatever because he clicked rebet and 2x 2x so he has now got a $20 red bet along with $2 eeach on his magic numbers
Unfortunately due to dumb luck, he lands ed and one of his numbers and gives us a hollar at ya boy.
5m30 Chrissy starts his strawman ramble that people ask what to do after the magic numebrs and hurr hurr he isnt there with you, you have to think for yourself, hurr hurr
7m40 Chrissy claims he has created so many winning strategies over the years you know, classics like bet 2nd and 3rd dozen, bet 1st and 2nd dozen, bet 1st and 3rd dozen, steal one win and bounce on a cock, and other classics that are all -ev, except that cock one, hes always a winner with that
8m04 Chrissy now shows us 1st and 3rd dozen because "hurr hurr it hits more than the second dozen" let me guess, it hits roughly twice as much?
Chrissy reminds us he has many strategies.
9m10 Chrissy claims its impossible to lose by doing what he is doing right now, small bets big bankroll
Except, -ev, taxes, pride the list goes on and on.
9m its been 4 2nd dozen in a row and chrissy makes excuses that only two count for the new dealer, hurr hurr
10m30 Chrissy wins his big boy $10 on 1st an $10 on third win and takes a moment to bask in his own glory
He now starts rambling that why every number does not have the same chance of winning....
Chrissy rambles on about the areas on the wheel that doesnt have second dozen numbers in it, forgetting that the ball starts and ends randomly and it just landed four times on a second dozen number
14m50 Chrissy claims he could make a 10 hour video where he played online for 10 hours straight and he'd win: he says he wont do it because noone would watch it.
"Bet" as the kids say, if Chrissy has the balls to make an unedited 10 hour spinny session on BOL I'll watch that fucker and write a session report.
Spoiler: around hour 3 he'll be crying and bitching and moaning and by hour 6 it'll be some excuse like Stace is horny for MrHorny so Chrissy needs to go watch what they are doing so he can learn to pleasure his wife
15m35 With a straight face Chrissy ooooks out if you watch a full dealer session they will spin more 1st and 3rd dozens, than 2nd dozens
As said above, yes, by roughly 2x the amount.
For a guy who claims to be good at math he is terrible at just basic thinking (and math).
16m Chrissy sees there are four 3rd dozens in a row and claims people state thats rigged, thats impossible
Clearly Chrissy needs sleep, we just saw four 2nd dozens within the last 10 minutes
16m40 "If the second dozen is hitting more than the 1st and 3rd dozen, dont play that wheel because someone is cheating"
I thought Chrissy was so good he could beat the cheaters.
17m19 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE last 6 spins 1st and 3rd dozen, proves my point RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yes, it proves Chrissy has poor short term memory, poor understanding of math and probability, and proves hes trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator in his chums.
17m45 Chrissy claims he isnt playing strategy, just had itchy balls and needs to make a video for us.
20m Chrissy claims its how dumb people are but thats how he makes his money
22m20 Chrissy mocks his followers, despite this is not knowledge he had until about 2 weeks ago himself
23m20 Chrissy has yet another strawman "Chrissy you are so mean and rude" he replies with he doesnt give a fuck
sounds like all his affiliate money has come through and he can afford to be an asshole. Remember the other week when he was likely broke, and begging for $25k....
24m30 Chrissy starts rambling you could desposit $1000 and then travel every day to places like "Hawaii, Macau, Japan" .... Three places we have never seen him at, and at least 2 of those we will probably never see him at.
Chrissy repeats his claim that it is impossible to lose with big bankroll and small bets whatever happened to Zachy the Lackey?
Sadly Chrissy threatens he'll make another video for us.
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Verdict, Chrissy rambles nonsense like he usually does and claims he could make a 10 hour video but no one would watch it.
So, dont bother with this nonsense.
todays video can be seen or downloaded here if you wish, i haven't watched it yet
https://files.catbox.moe/9cggbh.mp4
Chrissy doesnt care about "Honour thy father and thy mother" so why would "Dont bear false witness" matter to him either?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRiversSo…now he’s going to give excuses for why he lies?
Squirtstopher today - "Hurr hurr I can play for 10 hours and make Hundreds of dollars folks!"
Chrissy every other week - "Folks Don't Get Greedy, Play for 15 minutes, 10 minutes, 5 minutes, 4 minutes or whatever number I arbitrarily come up with to shill a new bullshit stragedy!"
Isn't it funny that those passive income sources no longer exist? First it was 10, then 8 sources of passive income, now ZERO? Guess that investment with Luc Longmire didn't quite pan out since Chrissy hasn't mentioned or commented on Luc's post in a year??
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
I had a recent interaction with Birdbrain on his YT channel and he parroted the same "I've got lots of strategies" line that his (former) mentor CM does.
Just more delusional comments from Birdbrain that don't hold up under even minimal scrutiny.
Good job you aren’t going to the F1 Mr Druff.
You seem to have a problem with your drains in LV, not Chrissy related I know unless you are unfortunate enough to having him living in your town and the stink 🦨 emanating from him is mistaken for the sewers.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd of course he may yet come up with the greatest super duperest never seen before 🏎️ betting strategy available to the inner circle 🫥 for only 7500 bucks.
Shoutouts to non verbal bubs and SSSSS 👅 👅 👅
Good news ya’ll, Bird Shit for Brains won $150 and is having a Huge Celebration at Amerisports Bar in KC…
Completely by himself, hahahahahahahahaha!!
Guess this is what all Elite Gamblers do when they live that Colt Goat Life!
Maybe he needs to have the right Mindset to have friends to talk to and hang out with him??? #LonelyPatheticBirdBrain
So there apparently is a second BOL account. It is “Stacy’s but she doesn’t use it.” When you log in it has a different color scheme (blue instead of BOL’s typical red). Anyone have thoughts here?
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
He's fucked!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom LimbQuote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
He's fucked!
Probably explains why the little pussy hasn’t shown any transaction history for over a year now! He not only can’t win, he Can’t show the history as it would expose he has Two different accounts and is multi-accounting and likely Bonus Fund Abusing on each!
Feel free to use these photos in any report or complaint filed! Busted his Ass faster than Bryan Ockert!!
So Chrissy has an FB post yesterday "hurr hurr when is it ok to lie?" and now he has two BOL accounts?
Remeber the time Chrissy complained to BOL's cSR that they had paid him out on a bet they shouldnt have, I'm sure they'll happily let an honest fella like Chrissy have two accounts.
And on that note I'll review today's nonsense now, although it'll probably get deleted soon once he realises what hes done.
The "blue" BOL is actually sportsbetting.ag which is "different site". Kind of like Bovada/Ignition, or Americas Card Room & Black Chip Poker.
While it's against T&C to have 2 BOL accounts, you can have 1 BOL account & 1 SportsBetting account. BOL=Red SportsBetting=Blue
Chrissy's new video "Roulette a license to print money"
7.53k subscribers no need to bold this as his subscriber count isnt climbing quickly, although it is likely growing naturally.
Spoiler: Chrissy tells us Stace has an account she doesnt actually use, but he does as a back up
Also Chrissy had his magic numbers saved on Stace's account
AhoosierA above explains why the 2 accounts thing might be legit.
8 comments on the video of time of viewing, including "I have seen 7 times in a row when your numbers didnt come up" or some variation of that.
That also reminds me of his recent video where red came up once out of 10 times, and green zero twice.
This nonsense goes 32m52 seconds and I doubt any of it will be relevant.
1m25 Chrissy tells us his own account is not loading, and balance is not appearing: his wife has her own account and he'll just use that
This differs from a few weeks back when Chrissy said he let Stace play on his account that had $3k in it.
Maybe she loved it so much she violated BOL T&Cs to get her account.....
Expect a "Hurr hurr haters, it says household and Stace lives in Chicago and I live under a bridge in vegas, hurr hurr" any day now.
Hurr hurr haters indeed.
1m40 Chrissy even tells us Stace's account is different colour, different template but same site: Both have images of attractive women, surely they'd both have images of handsome men......
1m53 Stace's balance is $632: How does this fit with the $3k that supposedly existed awhile ago.....Is Stace allowed to withdraw and spend her own money? Questions questions questions
Even better: When will Chrissy discuss slots on BOL, if he hasnt already?
3m20s Chrissy tells us Stace never actually plays but this is her account that she created that (ha ha laugh) so I can have a backup in case something like this so it actually does come in handy
O and Chrissy is playing at 1:40am
Chrissy tells ue he is drinking very hot potent apple cider vinegar tea: last time he did that his video was complete nonsense and he acted like an idiot
4m20 Chrissy is confused, and decides to bet his magic numbers, THEN tells us his magic numbers havent hit 3 spins in a row so its a valuable opportunity or whatever.
6m40 Chrissy rambles everyone who has commented how great the strategy is, despite plenty of youtube comments pointing out it can easily go 7 in a row and Zach your bankroll.
8m30 Chrissy shows us his phone, and claims its working on his phone: and tells us he has made a $30 bet on it....which defeats the purpose of a $100 bankroll spinny challenge
Chrissy also repeats, with evidence, that he has access to two different accounts with two different balances, at the same time
10m Shoutout to BWB Chrissy describes his very weak apple vinegar drink and mentions a squirt of honey, with appropriate hand gesture
10m55 despite the last 7 numbers being 1st or 3rd dozens, Chrissy decides to bet 1st and 3rd ndozen
this must be his super super secret strategy you have to pay $5k to learn
Chrissy rambles about why people lose, and his dozens bet loses.
Chrissy rambles about playing online, and making ~$630 in 14 days....so much for those $100s per day.
15m50 Chrissy tells us when the world shut down due to the scamdemic a few years ago he started making $5k a week from home
So he was making more from his super chums club with over 200 members, that from the gambling he was claiming to teach those chums
18m New dealer so Chrissy claims the other numbers are obsolete....like his accounts will soon be.
Chrissy claims the new guy is spinning 10x faster than the old dealer and it will produce different results
which is only handy if Chrissy could use that information to predict the end point, which clearly he cant
23m24 New Strategy time: new dealer has spun 4 high numbers so Chrissy is going to use Trend is your friend to bet 2nd and 3rd dozen Remember all the times Chrissy tells us 2nd dozen doesnt hit nearly as often, why would he waste money this way?
And it comes out 3rd dozen.
24m20 its 6 blacks in a row, so Chrissy decides to bet black, despite having previously told us in other videos blah blah blah less likely to be 7 blacks in a row blah blah blah
24m30 Chrissy claims he has new chums in the chums club and he bored them with boring stories, like he will try to do to us now
25m20 The ol apple cider has really kicked in, now he's betting 2nd and 3rd dozen and black to cover 29/37 of the board
25m40 "Print money simply means you can make as much money as you want to print"
He really keeps looking for te least smart chums he can find.
26m05 7 Red comes and Chrissy loses his bet.
What will he bet on now?
26m45 Chrissy decides to bet red it lands black but Chrissy "had a feeling that might happen"
Thats right folk, when there is an equal chance of Red or Black, it could land on Red or Black (or Green zero but Chrissy doesnt worry about those, except when he does)
28m Chrissy sees his wife's balance is $666 and informs us this is a demonic number but he deosnt REBUKE SATAN
For some reason this dealer is breaking the universe: he is spinning 2nd or 3rd dozens but Chrissy tells us that 1st and 3rd should come up more than 2nd...how is this possible??????
30m Chrissy plaes a $32 bet because he thinks his magic numbers AND red are coming....
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This video is only watchable for how much Chrissy tells on himself:
He uses "Stace's" account
He has used his magic numbers strategy on Stace's account before today
He places sports bets on his $100 challenge account
He claims to have new chums in the chums club
AhoosierA is correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by AhoosierA
I just did a Live Chat with a BOL representative. She confirmed that a family can have one account on both websites except for poker. One IP address.
The Blue website is their sister website. https://www.sportsbetting.ag/
Unfortunately that vile piece of shit cannot be taken down for red and blue accounts.
Maybe he will come up with a strategy to bet on Blue at the roulette table?
Don’t worry, since he hasn’t shown a sports bet in a week and 40 days prior to that, it’s a safe Bet that Squirtstopher lost on the Golden Knights tonight!
But since the little Pussy never shows any Bets Every Single Day, he’s gonna play 50 cent roulette to win his 3% for the day! Just like he hasn’t shown a Sushi dinner or any fancy dinner annnnnd a $434 glass of wine, a stack of 25k or more in Chips, a car registered in his name or a House with his name of the Deed!
#ColtLifeBaby #50CentHighRoller
Chrissy with a new video "how to get rich in 2024....5 secrets"
Will this nonsense be the same nonsense he rolls out near the end of each year?
Anyways 40m35s of nonsense ahead in next post.
As a note, its only been up 12 minutes and alread had 37 loyal chums viewing it.
No subtitles because the video is too new.
Chrissy dressed in his Golden Knights nonsense costume.
Spoiler: Secret #1 is read books, it takes him 2 more secrets before Secret #4 buy his colouring in book
Secret #1 Read books every day
The prosperity bible
The magic of thinking big
Ask and it is given
Think and grow rich
And one other nonsense book I didnt catch it.
Chrissy also shows "Outwitting the devil" by Napealon Hill
Chrissy claims Hill's wife told him not to publish it because people might kill him
Chrissy also claims it is a literal interview with the literal devil" or words to that effect because subtitles are not on yet.
3m40 Chrissy claims to have been reading this type of nonsense for 20 years yet only got rich in the last 3 years, from gambling
Chrissy also claims to have read over 1000 books
4m20s Secret #2 vision board
5m50 Chrissy claims his dream was to marry a blonde woman with big breasts...and hurr hurr he got it hurr hurr
Chrissy does the cocksucker laugh when he says this.
Also to recap, Chrissy told us that when he met Stace, she wasnt his type, yet he claims he had envisioned a blonde with big tits
so was it her being a solo mother he didnt like, or that she had a job or college degree that didnt do it for him?
6m Chrissy rambles like a halfwit stalker
7m20 Chrissy tells us he was delivering for Uber Eats in his black Hyandai Accord.
8m10s Chrissy claims he only wrote $100k/month on his board
whatever happened to his dreams of $250k/month that he gave Keithy money towards
10m Chrissy starts rambling about his Dec 2020 month with his whiteboard and how much he made on Dec 31st 2020
Funny he forgot to mention how much he lost on Dec 31st 2022 spoilers alert: sports is rigged waaaaaaa
13m45 Secret #3 Affirmations, with Chrissy's list of affirmations: including "I am letting go of my old negative beliefs"
Given he was moaning about his father last week, Chrissy needs to work ont hat one.
Chrissy also claims he is attracting rich people into his life: Other than Stalking Dana White at the casino, we havent seen much of Keithy, Ryan or any rich people lately
Its only 13m50 in and hes up to secret #3, this doesnt bode well.
Lets also not forget, Chrissy has an affirmation he is healthy....yeah not according to those deleted FB posts or that Chrissy Gump running video....
16m40 Secret #4 Get his millionaire blueprint colouring in book
Why use Googlesheets for free when you can pay Chrissy for a colouring in book?
Be sure to check the dates when Chrissy shows his coloured in copy.
18m10s Chrissy rambles about big ego small bankaccount.
As luck would have it, Chrissy now discusses depositing on an online gambling site and making 3% a day
Chrissy forgets how is he going to consistenhtly make $20k+ a day near the end given he isnt doing that himself currently
24m Chrissy is still rambling about the colouring in book and negging former chums, despite his secret #3 affirmation that he is giving up his old negative ways.
29m Chrissy has been colouring in his colouring in book and having to cross out the dates for some reason. When he gets to day 90, he hasnt even been colouring it in, despite hurr hurring how great it is
Maybe its one BDubs returned?
31m10 Chrissy tells us if we followed this plan for 120 days blah blah blah and that less than 1000 of 1% win every day for 120 days.....yet he thinks some new chum would be able to do that let that sink in
33m Chrissy decides to jump to day 250: $4716, with $161k in the "piggy bank"
36m Secret #5: Eliminate broke people from your life....normally the closest people in yoru life. Also, Chrissy claims eagles soar at 35000 feet, higher than some planes
It appears a trype of vulture (shoutout to Chrissy) a type of crane, and a type of goose (another shoutout to Chrissy) can potentially fly that high, but eagles cannot.
37m Chrissy drops an F bomb then gets real serious and starts rambling deadbeat douchebags are watching this but oooo they wont implement these ideas, oooooo
38m30 Chrissy seems to think poor people or douchebag haters like to stay home and watch FRIENDS on tv
Notice so many of his references are from the late 90s and early 2000s, like dancing like Michael Jackson
He's trying to relive the good old days when he was a male stripper who had sex with 100s of women....
Chrissy ends by claiming he hopes to see you on the beaches of the world in 2024
Except for the last 5 years we've only seen him in America, and even then rarely at the beach.
No gambling in this nonsense
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
According to Dip Shit Dave Pruett, you just have to “Claim it and Make it Happen!” And THAT is how he’s going to be a millionaire/billionaire y’all!?!
Wonder if he’ll claim that he paid for Free Monthly Masturbator Mind meetings back in January and make it happen???
Or will Dave CLAIM his Guaranteed access to all Chrissy’s strategies and ANY future Strategies he Might Create??
But to according to Elite Dum Dum Chum Alum Chris Bird Brain, the super duper butt Buddy club isn’t about becoming a Millionaire and it’s about learning to have the right mindset!!!
Guess all those other Mindset Masturbators didn’t Claim their rights to this offer and that’s why it didn’t happen?
This whole Claim it thing will probably be Chrissy’s new Extortion scheme for 2024 “Folks, I claim another $8000 for my super duper, elite only inside the casino winning strategy and I will make your extortion payments happen!”
Of course when the One Chicago landlord comes to claim rent payments, Chrissy didn’t quite make it happen! Shoutout to Elmo!
Just like Squirtstopher CLAIMED he made $67,000 the first week of this month, but somehow didn’t make it happen! Must’ve been another one of those Feb 2020 swings where he amazingly lost the same amount of money that he previous Claimed to have won??? Let that sink in!
The desperation in the Coloring Book infomercial is awesome.
Mental Midget Mitchell is back to claiming he wins every day. If only he had made 365 videos of his success using his magical thinking...
When this happens, please make a POV video documenting this entire sexy encounter so we can all share in your exploits and find out for ourselves if Stacy is indeed big breasted as CM claims.Quote:
Mrhorney: Not long now Mr Donk annnnnnnnnnd I will show you what violating sexy Stace is all about from a real man :)
I wonder if this will be a raw dogging session or a double bagger, given whom you're dealing with.
Hopefully you are not the type of gentleman who refuses to kiss & tell.
anyone know CM's current Email that he is using ??
I offer my services to be the camera man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Psssh, you’re just a jealous, dead broke, douchebag hater! Listen these Testimonial(s) proving that they work and you just don’t have the right Birdbrain mindset!Quote:
Forum Wars: He just doesn't get it. If you can make 3% a day, continuously, you will have all the money in the world in less than 3 years. Some asshole has tried it, Chrissy, believe me.
See that Proves it works! He couldn’t have possibly made this story up or exaggerated!?! Just like Jeff Reed, he’s Soaring like an Eagle and living the millionaire life!!
Just check out his spacious, luxurious apartment!!
It even comes without a Picnic Table furniture and you blow out birthday cakes on the stove!
Annnnnnd another L for the Bloat as Pennsylvania teams get back to back wins over the Knights!
#ColtLifeBaby
What a hateful, jealous, dusted, can't be trusted douchebag fool I am. All this time I believed that Warren Buffett, with his average ~22% per year return was about as good as it gets. I never thought to question the mainstream media.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Never did I consider this Chrissy could think his way to a 4,848,272% return in just a single year. And he has shown this with documentation all laid out with its guts showing for us all to see. Well, don't I just feel like the absolute worst for questioning him.
Another loooong boring video today that I won’t bother reviewing. Chrissy looking like a used pregnancy test where the Swab turned Blue! But I did catch a curious discrepancy!
Not that this took Einstein level genius skills or anything, but a pretty good indication that Squirtstopher went busto is the change balance in his account(s) went from ending in 7 to ending in 9 In Today’s video! Because of Banker commission in baccarat, the balance CAN change by increments of 5 cents as bets of $6,$7$,$8 and other numbers that are not multiples of 5 will result in a payout of $5.70 or $6.65 , $7.60 accordingly with Banker wins!
A simple transaction history of the last few months would refute any claims that he isn’t winning, but Chrissy is too much of a Pussy to show that!
Now Chrissy will refute this By saying “Hurr durr I placed sports bets that paid out 2 cents” but since he won’t show said sports bet, that’s not applicable. Or he’ll try to say “Derrrrp this is Stacy’s account and she’s a low rolling , dead broke douchebag that plays 2 cents on top of my big boy bets!”
But since those are all lies and he’s so full of shit his eyes are turning brown, here’s the documentation that proves Again, what a lying fraud he is!
The little Midget has money on the Chiefs tonight, how much will depend on whether they Win or Lose I'm sure. If they win, it will be shown and if they lose, he'll make up some imaginary number like "only $1000 hurr hurr"
As a Pittsburgh fan, I can't openly root for Philly. But for the greater good, I will say "Fly Eagles Fly!"
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
The little Pussy quickly Deleted his FB post about Betting on the Chiefs tonight, but he definitely has money on them and it ain't lookin too good at the moment... lol! "Fly Eagles Fly!" ::::::: ugghh I feel so dirty :::::: Grabs Steelers towel!
And the Eagles Win! Squirtsopher LOSES AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No ticket shown, but he posted that he bet on the Chiefs because of Kelce. Something to the effect of "Hurr hurr gonna make some money on the Chiefs-Eagles tonight. Someone commented "Who you bet on?" and he replied "The team that Kelce is on"Quote:
TheRivers: What was the post? Was a ticket shown?
Probably trying to be funny as there is a Kelce on both teams and he's such a pussy he won't post tickets anymore nor will he show anything regarding the post as He deleted it as soon the Eagles took the lead.
There's also a Good Chance he bet small offsetting bets on BOTH teams so he could potentially show a winning ticket, but overall be a loser as his bet on the Chiefs was for sure a losing bet!
Fuck Squirtsopher Bitchell.
Stupid faggot.
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