someone left this comment on Krissy's instagram.... we all know how he likes men though.....
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someone left this comment on Krissy's instagram.... we all know how he likes men though.....
Rep fail, was going to say “Considering little Kyle was making fun of what He THOUGHT was a transgender dealer on Facebook, he’s nobody to weigh in on the subject!Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
On another note, I did notice recently outed $499 Chum Mike McMillon is No Longer Facebook Friends with Squirtstopher, but is Still friends with Stacy? Wonder why??
Sure hope it wasn’t either of these Chrissy Classics that may have been sent to Mikey that got him to Unfriend the little Squirter?
@BWB...,. i mean it couldn't be that Mike went busto following the " old " super duper bestest ever strategy and then got pissed when he realized he got duped.... cause the new super duper ooompa loompa strategy came out and was being extorted for could it ??.....
Next time you interviewing Chris Bird for the village idiot role, ask him if Chrissy's sainted mother died from cancer, why Chrissy claims to give money to dig water holes in foreign countries, instead of supporting american cancer research, or at least american kids
By far my favorite post in this thread is the one not far above showing how Chrissy's brother is on good terms with their Dad and that Andrew's son was "Bubs" before NVB.
Our favorite shit stain is not just the biggest loser in the gambling world but the biggest loser in his loser family as well.
LOLOLOL
I'll just never understand----its such simple math of why you will NEVER win at these games long term, let alone paying someone thousands of dollars to use his losing guesses over urs....
Not to even mention how a guy that proclaims to win every day still consistently bemoans his luck and talks constantly about being cheated.
And just when we thought his desperation for recruiting suckers was Over, he’s back to using click bait thumbnails annnnnnd selling his lucky Inside numbers in roulette! You can’t make this stuff up!
Haven’t watch this Horse shit yet, I’m sure it’s the same Small sample size shit he usually pedals! “Blah blah folks, buy these lucky numbers folks. I just made $34 in 20 minutes folks, that’s $2448 a day, couldn’t you use that money that I arbitrarily extrapolated without actually earning???” I mean it’s not like I LOST $1000 in 5 minutes or $500 in 18 minutes folks, so you are guaranteed to win like I do, except when it’s a live stream or people are around!”
Well, looks like Chrissy has hit a new low, instead of posting thumbnails with idiotic looking men (himself) he needs to put attractive women in.
And after yars of moaning about inside numbers,he has a clip about that.
I'm guessing "hurr hurr, betting 1st dozen means you are betting 12 inside numebrs, hurr hurr".
Either way I'll review this nonsense now and post it in the next post in hopefully 30 minutes or so.
todays video of inside numbers and day 12 of the challenge can be seen or downloaded here, i haven't watched it yet....
https://files.catbox.moe/rjt9jb.mp4
Amazing roulette strategy inside numbers for American and European roulette
7.31k subscribers at time of viewing
41m of likely nonsense ahead.
Spoiler:
8m 37 Chrissy gives us an earth shattering revelation that may get him banned from all casinos: when you bet on two dozens, you are betting on 24 numbers
Spoiler: This idiocy does nothing to overcome the standard house edge of the green zeros, hurr hurr
Chrissy wearing blue, including a cap to cover te bags under his eyes.
Chrissy’s start balance is 624.07
On with the nonsense:
1m20 Chrissy claims to have winning numbers for both American and European spinny
Claims he is going to explain everything so don’t ask questions in comments
4m blah blah blah 1st and 3rd dozen hit more than 2nd dozen and he claims he’s been using it for a couple of years now
4m20 Chrissy claims he has been thinking complete lie
Blah blah blah possible flaw in 1st and 3rd dozen strategy if second dozen hits a lot
5m Chrissy does repeat those who play inside numbers are stupid freaking idiots
Chrissy rambling his long boring story about the woman with “big old titties”.
7m40 Chrissy claims to always be reading books.
8m 37 Chrissy gives us an earth shattering revelation that may get him banned from all casinos: when you bet on two dozens, you are betting on 24 numbers
8m55 As predicted a couple of weeks ago, Chrissy’s new strategy is to bet on his own selection of 24 numbers.
Remember the good old days when he said “hurr hurr just click click make money hurr hurr”
Now its going to be click clickx24
On the other hand, he hasn’t gotten repetitive pud pulling injury yet so maybe there is a chance this will work.
9m28 Chrissy claims he came up with this big boy strategy all by himself AND hes played it for 2 months and not lost with it.
is this the magical strategy he was bragging about?
9m55 Claims he hasn’t lost more than 3 progressions.
The math suggests that he is forgetful or lying but whatever, assuming hes been playing this for 60 days.
10m22 Chrissy claims he truly wants to help people for free and has nothing to gain from this
Given this is his likely his latest biggest and best strategy, what else does he have left to offer other than BFEs?
11m40 Chrissy starts drawing lines on two roulette wheels
Because Chrissy is literally an idiot he tells people to write down all 24 numbers he bets on: Wouldn’t it be easy to memorize or write down the 12 he DOESN’T bet on, and just not bet those numbers?
14m05 Chrissy shows a card with the American spinny numbers:
Note it took him almost 2 and a half minutes to draw on his roulette wheel.
Amazingly the 12 he didn’t pick are an even mix of odd even, red black BUT not high / low
He has 5,6,15,16 for low not covered and 19,20,27,28,29,30,35,36 for high not covered
either this will be a flaw he moans about, or he’ll just play his 24 numbers AND bet high for “insurance” along with greens
Will this be a super secret but not his most super secret, or is it just the actions of an idiot who has too much time and not enough intelligence on his hands?
15m40 Chrissy starts drawing on his European Spinny wheel and points out “hurr hurr, the numbers are in different places [/b]
18m45 Chrissy holds up a card with his numbers for European spinny:
And we have the same problem as the American Spinny numbers: 4 in the low set, and 8 in the high set
Likewise he is not betting 8 odd numbers and not betting 4 even numbers
[red/black is balanced]
So, does this mean anything at this stage, possibly not, however given how stupid Chrissy is, we’ll see what happens.
As a note: Chrissy has analysed this based on the dozens, but has not analysed it based on the columns.
20m Chrissy now tells us there are rules for this nonsense.
20m31s Rule number 1 only bet these 24 numbers after collectively they have lost twice in a row
21m Chrissy drops an F-bomb because he is getting excited because he is making up pretend questions and answering them.
21m20 blah blah blah mix strategies based on the trend
22m15 Triple your bet if this idiocy fails
23m Chrissy also points out if you use this idiocy you’ll be betting $12 to win $18 total: What about the Greens, Chrissy, what about the Greens?
You know, the house edge.
23m20 Aaaaaand Chrissy just loses all his potential chums because he states this nonsense has a 65% chance of winning on a European spinny wheel and a 63% chance on an American spinny wheel
doesn’t Chrissy prefer the American wheel???
23m40 Blah blah blah “probability of winning is high especially if you wait for the trigger”
Yeah that’s not how that works.
24m20 Rule Three: Play online (who would have guessed)
Chrissy does say one thing that makes sense:
You can save your table layouts and just press “place” to place those bets at home
And hurr hurr print money on demand hurr hurr.
Chrissy’s start balance is 624.07
27m13 Chrissy claims to be the hardest working man in the gambling world because it is 1:24am
Everyone else with a triple digit IQ would have invested their money in something else, gotten a low stress life, gotten a healthy amount of sleep and enjoyed time with their family
But not Chrissy, hurr hurr.
28m15 Chrissy holds up his card and points out 23 hit and its not one of his numbers:
Again, why not just list the 12 bad numbers instead of the 24 good numbers?
29m15 the ball lands 27 which isn’t one of Chrissy’s lucky numbers
He demonstrates the “place” button
I’m sure one of the reasons Chrissy’s father supposedly hit him is because Chrissy would come home from school and be “Dad, dad, did you know F comes after E AND G comes after F” when Chrissy was 15.
30m Amazingly one of Chrissy’s numbers hit and he wins a total of $18 from his $12.
To borrow a line from Rounders, its noble work he is doing.
30m 45 Chrissy almost breaks his arm telling us how generous he is because he’s giving away a worthless strategy that Stace told him not to give away, that the casinos will now need to come up with a defense against
31m Chrissy starts looking at the past numbers to tell us that this nonsense would have worked: again 65% chance to win 1.5x your bet
32m Chrissy starts rambling that this will win people a boatload of money this is true, if you own shares in a casino
Chrissy also reminds us he pays the price every single day
32m22s Chrissy’s new sales pitch is he’s lost close to a million at the actual casinos, it was only half a million last week with his desperate give me $5k I’ll give you $25k beggar deal
Chrissy learns something when he loses: sadly its not that he’s an idiot who cant overcome -EV.
32m45 well shit, that’s lucky, if any viewer does want to pay for this nonsense, theres a tip button, but it goes straight to charity to feed the poor
Is that the “Christopher Mitchell Degenerate Gambler Feed My Wife and Kid Charity” per chance?
Also, why isn’t it cancer research, or does the sainted mother not get a piece of this nonsense today?
33m Chrissy contradicts himself slightly, states if you lose your “place” bet, just hit place and then hit double, but he likes to quadruple it (I’m sure he does).
Earlier he said you have to triple the bet because reasons.
Chrissy claims he walks around the casino looking for triggers like this, then place big boy bets.
But not so big that he cant place 4 progressions.
35m00 Chrissy claims this is probably the baddest* most amazing spinny strategy ever and he did it for all the dumbasses asking about tit size because they didn’t know what numbers to be ton
*baddest clearly in the sense it requires a lot of effort and is not better or worse than any two dozens or two columns strategy.
Unlike his mother, Chrissy probably wont be getting a sainthood
Claims you now have a genius inside betting strategy thanks to him.
36m blah blah blah everything he says is the truth and documentation beats conversation
Again he begs for tips so he can feed the poor
Speaking of, we haven’t seen any sushi feasts lately.
38m30 He loses a $12 nonsense bet and quads it to $48
What happens if he loses again, well, its off to the races with a $192 bet, lose that and we are up to a $768 bet
Best hope you don’t lose 4 times in a row.
39m Chrissy claims winner winner chicken soup for dinner
Soup in vegas?
Yeah he’s the poor hes trying to feed with the tip button
39m30 Chrissy back to back with complete lies “Tell me I am your favourite Youtuber” “I hate to toot my own horn” all because hes up $24 in under 20 minutes
Claims you should go to work tomorrow and tell the boss he is fired, because ???
40m35 and now we have gone from playing this nonsense for 2 months, to 2 – 3 months, to several months
Close balance $650
This is a long video with yet another -EV strategy that Chrissy wants to believe is a long term winner.
Only watch it if you are interested in the mind of a complete idiot or near the end when he starts begging for tips again.
Summary of today's nonsense:
Chrissy will now bet on 24 numbers he has picked under special circumstances that he thinks is better than two dozens or two columns
Unsurrpisingly it is the same -EV as two dozens or two columns but requires more thinking if not playing online.
A small flaw is you need to bet $12 for the first iteration, then he likes to bet $48, $192, $768 on the next three bets if it loses, which is possible on a 7 bet run.
Chrissy also hawks the tip button because he donates that money to feed the poor.
The tip button isnt clear for me, and it does nto appear anyone has tipped.
O and I forgot to mention:
Chrissy often moans "free is worthless"
In today's strategy video he often repeats tha he is giving this away for free.
Broken clock is rightt wice a day.
Good news Folks, there’s a new 99.99% winning strategy perfected by Former Chum Brian Levesque! Apparently, the strategy is “Know Your Shit!”
And when it comes to the end of the World Doom Prophecies and Anti Vax dribble, he also “Knows his Shit!”
This guy’s FB is non-stop entertainment! Makes Bird Brain look like an autistic Kindergartener by comparison!
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php/?...ion__open_user
@BedWetterBettor: He also Gave his anal virginity away for Free… Let that Sink in(literally!)
thats the best part of Chrissy's nonsense: the story changes whenever he needs it to
V1: "never had anal sex"
V2: "A very kind old man gave me a car and I totally didnt bottom for him"
V3: "A very kind old man gave me a car"
V4: "A very bad man tried to make me bottom but I managed to beat him off"
After the doco and claiming to hear God's voice we can assume the 5th will be
V5 "God gave me such a wonderful body and since I have fucked 100s of women, God said it was ok if one dude fucked me in the ass and we recorded it so other dudes could watch it"
In addition to never seeing the Rolex since Chrissy had to sell the Lexus or have Mr. Foster do it for him! We’ve not seen any Cats since he came back to Vegas! Could the new condo not have an affinity for Cats???
Or did Chrissy sell them to one of those Chinese restaurants he used to eat that nasty Shrimp fried rice and General Tso’s Kitty bites at??
Maybe Rat Boy Wingerter took the cat to replace his kid he lost custody of?
Auto correct fail:
Pretty sure one of the cats made an appearance in one of the videos in the past month or so. Can’t say the same for either of the Rolexes.
I have to say thank you guys for making this Thread what is…Chrissy makes this so easy. I take great pleasure into making his life a mockery and a living hell.
I cherish in the fact that as an united group we accomplished these great things for Christopher:
We forced this man to shave off that chia pet off his head.
We forced this man to engage into Charlie Brown cosplay.
We forced this man to become a nomadic degenerate recluse.
We forced this man to get a car.
We forced this man to get a new set of teeth.
We forced this man to believe his own delusions of grandeur.
We forced this man to get back on steroids.
We force this man and his dumb and pathetic trolls to read this Thread every day and tries to disprove us (which he hasn’t and never will).
It’s so sad that the Inner Circle are lost and clueless as you are.
Who wants to be associated with this?
Who wants to video chat with this?
I can’t…keep doing that coke…
Let’s get back to you, Chrissy the Glutton…By the way…Eating those donuts isn’t going to help at all. Plus those Monsters Energy Drinks doesn’t make it better either, Kyle. Don’t worry…things are turning the right direction for you. You seen the post with Paul and your daddy. You couldn’t wait to take a picture with Bubs and grand pop.
Benjamin Bubs still needs some help, Kyle.
Oh yeah…The SAG friends are making progress too and I know you were making some moves back in the movie business again.
You can finally go back to your 9 to 5 at Colt Studios just like the good old days. Isn’t that great? You don’t have to buy fake views and subscribers on YouTube and social media anymore! You can earn wages and pay taxes like a real man.
Well…you still suck cock and swallow loads so have fun explaining that to Bubs when he finds out about your illustrious and decorated career. I know Stacy would love for you to get a real job but she has her hands full with NVB and other feminine issues.
As I said, things are looking up for you, Christopher, so don’t fuck it up. And don’t you worry…I will stop permanently posting when you stop scamming and manipulating people. Until then, we will continue to expose and embarrass you.
It never stops…lol.
This is hard to believe because back in his Colt Studio, Chaos Men, MinuteMan, Bryan Ockert days, Christopher Mitchell loved to toot his own horn, especially on camera and in front of an audience that was waving $200 at him.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
#WhateverItTakes
Bit of free advice for the Colt Dolt:
Keep the game of blackjack out your fucking mouth (Will Smith Oscars voice)
His take on blackjack was laughable early on but it's just sheer retardation at this point.
Seems today's vid is just more desperate rambling so i'll let others dissect it.
(kudos to whatever teacher trolled this dummy into thinking he was good at math....good one, random teacher)
Well folks, another Nancy Boy from the UK has found the Super Duper Secret Winning Stragedy to beating Baccy!
https://youtu.be/g1JpoE2UyF8?si=sDUJ_Ej9ctv3f0y3
Since he wins 99.7 % of the time, I guess that makes him the Goat folks? I mean documentation beats conversation and while Squirtstopher yaps in front of a cheap portrait print out, this guy shows you himself making $1000 in a few hours! That’s proof that he’s the goat and anyone else who disagrees is just a Deadbroke douchebag hater!
He makes $250 an hour folks and just proved it! Despite the fact he calls each side "Players" and adds an S like someone unnecessarily adds apostrophes! So pay him $6000 to get that .7 % edge from the Real Goat of Baccy!
todays video, is it possible to gamble for a living, can be seen here
https://files.catbox.moe/4si4x9.mp4
Possibly against my better judgement I'm about to review Chrissy's nnsense is it possible to gamble for a living?
30m38s of nonsense in the next post.
7.36k subscribers at time of viewing
Chrissy seems to be wearing golden Knights gear or something and red cap
Spoiler: This is idiocy. The new story is Chrissy lost $1m in the first 2 years gambling, despite getting a $10k bankroll and winning 99% of the time.
Ask Chris Bird to watch this and explain the inconsistencies.
1m30 According to Chrissy anything is possible if you just believe it and pay the price.
There are many many many things Chrissy cannot possibly do now or ever regardless of how much he believes otherwise.
2m10s Chrissy rambles about it is possible but not probable for someone to become a professional gambler
2m45 Shockingly Chrissy states something close to the truth: Claims he is unemployable and would not last more than a week in most jobs
Claims hes the 1%er who starts businesses
3m10s Bingo: mention of sainted mother
yawn blah blah blah went to Vegas blah blah blah we've heard this before.]
4m20s Chrissy now claims the first time he went to the craps table "dude this is the answer to all my prayers I'm about to get rich"
5m blah blah blah Blackjack had potential but only if you play by yourself blah blah blah
Chrissy drops some F-bombs and rants about idiots who hit when they shouldnt stand when they shouldnt blah blah blah
7m Chrissy skips over how much he lost, and skips the Stace in the shitter story.
7m04s Chrissy claims he is now making over $100k per month gambling
Note: This figure is approximately the same as he was doing 2 years ago, and appears no closer to $250k/month total when he was busy giving Keithy his money.
Also: Earlier in the year Chrissy bragged about all the money he was going to make from sports betting but we know how that turned out.
7m20 Chrissy claims there is no difference between himself and the viewer (trying to angle any idiot can become a winning chum)
Blah blah blah Rentless, refused to quit, paid trhe price blah blah blah
8m04 And now the story "changes" in the first 6 months he lost a quarter of a million dollars
Given the last video I reviewed he claimed to have lost close to a million, when did he fuck away that other $750k??
8m10 Chrissy now claims when he started he had a good business that paid good money
8m59 Claims both cars were paid off and had no car payments when he sold them
this version seems to not involve driving for Uber yet...
10m50 Chrissy now states he has lost close to a million dollars: Again $250k in first 6 months, whered the other $750k of loses come from?
10m55 Chrissy claims he wins 99% of the time, but doesnt clarify if this is per bet, per game, per session, per day or per delusion
11m24 Chrissy now states the first $1m he lost with in his first two years of gambling
As always, Chrissy' stories wildly contradict other stories he's told
11m59 Chrissy now makes up a claim that 95% of people who lose $10k in their first 30 days of gambling quit, and then make up lies about people like him on messageboards, internet, google and youtube
12m20 Chrissy actually says blah blah blah himself while rambling that people are lying when they say casinos have an edge and casinos always win
Remember yesterday when Chrissy said his pick 24 strategy wins 65% of the time in European Spinny and 63% of the time in American spinny: he still doesnt get EV
13m05 Chrissy claims he was never going to give up because he believed he could win
Despite fucking away $1m in 2 years he still believed this and he wants us to now believe after the Stace in the shitter story, he also managed to flush another $750k somehow and Stace didnt care
He must have had some amazing side businesses paying him at least $32k a month just to cover that $750k and then moreso to cover living costs.
Or you know, his original original story of losing $50k was the truth.
Blah blah blah good at math blah blah blah gambling is math blah blah blah
14m20 Chrissy gets excited again telling us why he was called the Casino Queen
16m blah blah blah play online
17m45 Chrissy starts the very boring "hurr hurr if I had a $10k bankrollI'd never lose again"
Except when know he supposedly got a 10k roll to $50k and fucked it away in a day AND he lost another $750k over the next year and 3 months approximately
18m55 chrissy desperately needs that script writer because now he claims once he got that $10k bankroll he won 99% of the time
21m25 Chrissy compares him fuckign away money to that of a medical doctor who gets $500k in loans, goes to school for 10 years and works like a damn slave for the next 50 years to pay off the loans
So Chrissy thinks there are medical doctors in their late 70s still working to pay off their loans.
While we use the term idiot a lot to describe him, this handy dandy wiki page sums it up nicely
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intell...ccomplishments
21m30 Chrissy claims it didnt take him 50 years to pay off all of his loans and gambling losses
Sure sure, that and Chrissy isnt living to be 90.
22m3 Chrissy claims he wanted to quit 1000 times.
Chrissy tells us Stace was working her ass off in the emergency room and he'd happily fuck away her pay check.
23m50 hurr hurr you can lose betting on sports because its outside of his control. So much for people being predictable, so much for losing and learning from New Year's Eve hurr hurr
25m40 Chrissy starts rambling about winners dont quit, and if you are divorced you quit on your marriage
Every time Chrissy's dad supposedly abused Chrissy's mom and she got a divorce, she was a quitter
Chrissy would not let Stace divorce him either because he has some grade A child like idiocy relating to marriage is for life and assumedly he wants to be better than his father.
26m30 Chrissy has a weird obsession with successful black folk: Chrissy couldnt sing and dance like Michael Jackson so he didnt do that, he claims to be 5ft 6 and a half so he couldnt dunk like LeBron
26m40 LOLOLOLOLOL He now claims he did the acting thing in Hollywood a long time ago and fucking hated it
Star in anything we might have seen there Chrissy?
27m Chrissy now claims he can control gambling because he can choose to go to the casino or not
27m20 Chrissy claims he can choose to play for 5 minutes or 5 hours: except when he fucks away his start money in 5 minutes which means he wants to stay 5 hrs to chase it
28m40 Chrissy claims less than 1% of the population becomes successful at anything
This is only watchable if you want to listen to Chrissy's ramblings and nonsense that contradicts other nonsense.
Next time you chatting with Chris Bird, ask him to explain all the contradictions and see how it goes.
So over/under on The Bloat offering a Black Friday deal for his $1000/month 3 day Cum Bum Chum Meetup, that was originally $5000 and SUPPOSED to go up to $10,000?
I'll start the bets at -330 For Thanksgiving/Holiday Discount!
Also, where's Day 13 of the 30 day challenge?
-440 that Squirtstopher Blew his Wad and went Busto
+120 that he Squirts out a video of a $34 win or less!
Sounds like Chrissy's latest FB post recounts his first sexual encounter with a Woman...
So…meaning…Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
The high rise in Chicago that you couldn’t keep? The Lexus you couldn’t keep? The Rolexes you couldn’t keep? The friendships with rich people that you couldn’t keep? All of the above perhaps?
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRiversSo…meaning…Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
The high rise in Chicago that you couldn’t keep? The Lexus you couldn’t keep? The Rolexes you couldn’t keep? The friendships with rich people that you couldn’t keep? All of the above perhaps?
Either NVB, or teaching NVB to talk
Chrissy has a fantasy that he'll be a better father than his own but especially after that Veterans' Day post by Drew we know that wont be happening.
Dave Pruett’s comment on Chrissy’s FB post about things not being as you expect once you have them Hmmm…wonder why he got kicked out of his house.
Let’s comprehend this…
Somehow Christopher ruined the finances of his wife and her parents. He was the reason why they “lost their home” in Columbus. He doesn’t pay taxes. He took out pay days loans and did whatever it took to chase the professional gambler career. His son has developmental issues that he and Stacy simply straight up ignores. He lied about his past adult acting gig with Colt Studios and was even watching gay porn around Stacy’s other daughter, Reece and other minors; plus this trifling dude was sucking off truckers. Let’s not forget the fact that he had scammed dozens upon dozens of people into buying into his losing betting strategies. However, he still claims the world’s greatest gambler and practicing Christian father, husband and role model. The fact that this man is still able to promote this fraudulent and fictitious lifestyle on social media platforms is beyond appalling and disgusting in so many levels. Look at what he did to our boy Lee; for him to post his social security number and personal information was down right wrong and heinous. I wish that Christopher should be held accountable for his despicable and foul actions.
I realize that Stacy made vows to this man but Jesus Christ. How fucking stupid and insecure can she be not to leave this fucking retard and start over? It just goes to show that she doesn’t care just like Christopher and lives in a land of make belief and denialism. One can’t trust or debate with a woman with a healthcare background that breastfed their kids while drinking alcohol on a daily and consistent basis.
Christopher Mitchell needs to be banned, locked up and my opinion, terminated from the face of the Earth. He brings nothing beneficial or substantial to the table in life all aspects to make the world a better place at all. He’s a fucking immoral excuse of a human being. If anyone is new to the Thread and is on the fence about investing time and money into this loser, think twice. Use common sense and if something is too good to be true, then it really isn’t, and that is the case of Christopher Mitchell.
Lost my rep, Elmo. Just wanted to say great job and well written. A+++++ work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmo
so he's a multi-millionaire, yet day after day he struggles to make his case for why we need to sign up and pay him, over and over. why would he need to do this insipid shit daily if he were rich? it's a rhetorical inquiry.
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
It seems like Dave Pruett and Branko Bashbrain might literally be brainwashed. Like, was it mentioned on PFA that he "left" his job? I see he's just got a business now? Following your dreams is tough when "Coach" expects you to lose $500,000 to a milly to him and the felt while you chase unattainable dreams...
Remember you two brainwashed fellows, he simply wants your cash! The "do whatever it takes" is the scam backstory that keeps you hobbled and paying him while you haven't figured it out. Just look at the past 45 or so members he's "coached"...none of them rich, all feeling like fools now after giving him sizeable amounts to equal (in aggregate) probably over $1mm lifetime.
A quick review suggests Chrissy's "disappointment" post is he is proud of having told 10 000 lies in his youtube clips and no one congratulated him.
Also, what is his next goal, 100 000 lies on youtube?
That'd be work.
day whatever of the 30 day challenge.... i can't even remember.... wins 14 spins in a row.... can be seen or downloaded here, i haven't watched it yet.....
https://files.catbox.moe/hcxk4v.mp4
It's cute when MMM (Mental Midget Mitchell) thinks he's "on to something" and gets excited.
Means he's gonna lose faster than usual.
Hahahahahaha, the stupidity in today’s nonsense shows how desperate he is to show a winning session! Likely due to him losing his ass at his Masturbator mind meetings and nobody dumb enough to pay him again!
Squirtstopher made the same face when he was told he’d be having a partner in the video at Corbin Fisher, it then Turned into the grumpy expression below when he realized it was a Woman!
Chrissy was pretending it was one of his Cum Bum Chums like Zach instead! Shoutout to Elmo!
He goes off the rails when his brilliant strategy of betting $12 to win $6 goes on a streak! And that of course proves without a doubt that this works without incident! Cuz you can’t possibly lose 5 in a row and then have to win 10 in a row just to break even? Just like his brilliant two dozens stragedy, this has all the makings of an epic collapse!
Have fun reviewing it ZD, plenty of “Show me the Money” and Holla at Ya Boi nonsense along with a few contradictions I’ll let you find on your own! Lol!!
7.4k subscribers at time of viewing
Chrissy in a red hoody, looking like a millionaire
"My numbers won 14 spins in a row"
Chrissy looks shocked or like someone is ramming something in his arse, however the math suggests the odds of this happening for any group of 14 spins is elss than 1 in 500
In other words, given how often he plays Spinny, it shouldnt be a surprise to him at all.
Anyways 25m31s of nonsense with the plot twist ruined
Why am I watching 14 spins when I know the outcome?
Spoiler: Because Chrissy even lies in the title, he didnt bet most of the spins, he's just pointing out IF he had bet, they would have won
Bankroll 669.57 Chrissy states this is day 13.
3m01 chrissy tells us he makes his apple cider tea very strong and very hot....remember he has had sex with 100s of women!!!
3m30 Chrissy's apple cider tea seems to have hallucinogentic properties, he claims hurr hurr everyone who messaged him who used his inside numebrs strategy won!!!!
5m20 Chrissy's apple cider tea may also cause instant retardation: Chrissy bets his inside numbers and loses, hits "place" hits "2x" hits "2x" and tells us that $12 -> $48 is tripling your bet.
If Chrissy cant get this complex math right, what hope does the average chum have?
Chrissy wins and he starts rambling and misses some spins
So the title is not super accurate at this point
Chrissy rambles that someone played his strategy and won 12 times in a row [a 180-1 event, so not particularly rare if my math is right]
9m10s Chrissy now tells us a wildly stupid story: claimks he saw an american spinny table at a real casino that had not his numbers _3_ times in a row, so he ran (I'm sure he means waddled) over, threw $10k down so he could bet $100 each on 24 numbers...to win $1200.
He's unstoppable folks, unstoppable.
Unsurprisingly he got his big win and bounced.
10m20 Nostradamus Chrissy tells us if he had been playing his numbers the last 5 times, he would have won
But he was too busy telling us stupid stories.
12m Chrissy tells us his numbers have won 7 times in a row: yet he missed 5 of those bets.
13m55 Chrissy actually places a bet and wins $6 profit and gives us a hollar at ya boi, for making $6 profit.....
Chrissy is literally confusing the numbers come out with him winning them.
15m Chrissy claims these numbers are so powerful which is the reason why you could flat bet and make money.
what Chrissy doesnt realise is if you had just bet 1st and 3rd dozen, you would have won 9 out of 10 of those first 10 bets as well
Likewise, if you had bet 1st and 3rd column you would have won 9 out of 10
Granted 1 out of 10 extra wins would give you an edge but we know Chrissy loves small sample sizes and we dont know how many videos he shoots in a day before uploading just 1 of them
15m56 Chrissy actually bets on a spin and the 65% chance hits we get treate to him dancing in his chair like an imbecile saying show me the money and 3x hollar at yer boy because he won another $6. You read right, not $6000, not $600, not even $60, but $6
Chrissy then tells us he is the greatest
17m Chrissy laughs at the camera and says he told us so.....because his 65% chance has hit 13 times in a row.
Again, if he had stuck with either dozens or columns he would have had very similiar results.
17m40 Chrissy is amped up on idiot juice, he leans towards the camera and repeated states "show me the money, show me the money" as he desperately tries to make $6 profit per spin
19m Chrissy tells us documentation is legit because he bet on 8 spins that won, out of a 14 spin streak................let that sink in.
20m22s Chrissy tells us nobody in the world of gambling studies the casinos more than he does
Thats not something to brag about when you are desperate to make $6 profit per spin AND flush a $12 bet.
21m08 Chrissy lost a spin, sat out a spin to tell us how great he is and that triggers him so he places another $12 bet.
23m40 Chrissy claims he won every spin he intentionally meant to play having frogotten the end of the streak bet that assumedly he intended to play because he played it
24m30 Chrissy claims he had a 71% winning percentage but hurr hurr its technically 100% because the 4 losers were just buying time.
Why does a math genius need a calculator to figure out 10/14 which is approx 70/100 [actually 70/98 so close enough for basic math]
If he is as smart as he claims to be he should just be able to look at that and see it
Chrissy keeps throwing around the word "prove" with no understanding of what it actually means.
Chrissy's "system" had 1 more win in a 10 spin trial than either betting 1st and 3rd dozen or betting 1st and 3rd columns across 10 spins: if this continued over 100s of spins it would be of value, but Chrissy only shows small sample sizes so it is effectively meaningless, like this whole video
So yeah, if you want some solid nonsense, watch this, otherwise skip it.
Quick summary:
Most importantly Chrissy shows he needs a calculator to figure out 10/14
Chrissy "forgets" he lost a strategy bet and keeps telling us it won
Chrissy claims his numbers won 14 times in a row [they did] BUT he kept yammering away and did not bet all 14 times.
Analysis of the first 10 spins showed that either 1st and 3rd dozen or 1st and 3rd column would have yielded 9 out of 10 wins, vs Chrissy's cherry picked 10/10
That "trend" is not likely to work over a much longer stretch partly because Chrissy hits and runs so much.
A very minor issue is Green zero came up twice on the board before starting this nonsense.
Lol at more desperation for Engagement... "Hurr hurr folks what's your favorite Color of Crayon???"
And some truly genius responses, first April Goin Down Hill brings up Tampa Florida, because ya know she's totally over being called out by Squirtstopher a month ago!
Then you have Another Elite Dum Dum Chum posting his Favorite STATE!!!
Quick somebody find Bird Brain to do a video about his Thoughts and Feelings on this post and how it proves how Chrissy is winning! "Hurr hurr you have the right State of Mind!??!"
If Chrissy actually asked about favourite colour of crayon he'd have to clarify if he meant to eat, draw with, or stick up nose.
Good old Chrissy negging April though because he has issues with women in general and thinks his mad PUA skillz will help make him money.
what's funny is.... just not even a week ago, you were gonna have to pay The Billy Goat 1,000 dollars in person.... to get his special 24 inside numbers play LOL .... because the casinos would find a way to negate this ( still 2 dozen play ) but only playing his hand picked 24 inside numbers rather than the designated 1st and 3rd dozens ( 24 numbers ).... and by no means did we ever see them 24 numbers not hit in 3 spins and lose $1k in 5 minutes... and they actually didn't hit in 6 spins because before he started betting.... they had already not hit 3 spins prior to that....
it's all a ploy to get more Dum Dum Chums ( credit @BWB ) to sign up at BOL through his link to rake in 35% commissions from their losses...
you're still only playing 24 numbers no matter the spacing on the wheel.... and this idiot still probably believes you can space them better on American wheel with an extra zero....