very surprising, only opened down 1.5% on SP futures...doesn't mean shit obv, but woulda thought it woulda slammed down 2+%...
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very surprising, only opened down 1.5% on SP futures...doesn't mean shit obv, but woulda thought it woulda slammed down 2+%...
I am in a business that is heavy on leased equipment. Any idiot with a pulse can and is opening a shop across the street.
I am getting killed and it is an allegory for the coming over expansion
Wait for it. Wait for it
brb freebasing more smallpox vaccine so i can get my morning put vibes lubed.
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eric trump just got himself a margin call.
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Dow futures drop more than 200 points, indicating another rough week ahead for Wall Street
spy down $7.
will be interesting if this indeed happens...gold and bonds seem to be on to something here...
https://www.forexlive.com/centralban...march-20200301
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand SP futures are green...
spy back up.
Get your money here. Step right up.
-2 % interest rates, but only if you use it in our casino.
many of you, sonatine especially, need to stop posting in this thread as virtually none of you can comprehend high finance.
god bless the guys that knew about the coordinated central bank intervention that's coming this week at 359PM on Friday...
So I order Burger King on Postmates and excited to get my Hersheys Pie and Spicy Chicken sandwich from Jaygenla.
Thats right Jaygenla is bringing it to me. I wanted dessert so thats why I went with BK over Popeyes.
Apparently this bitch didnt check my last name and gave me the wrong order.
Check the items. Impossible Burger.
Beyond Meat's fake shit burger.
Not 1, but 2. Two fake shit burgers. Vomit.
I tried catching her before her and her 2 homies drive off but no luck.
Anyway, I truly believe within 6 months beyond meat is gonna hit at least 130-140. What kinda payout is that?
When the universe is giving you a sign, you better recognize it. Big profits gonna continue.
Attention:
Makeda H. Is now bringing me my order.
Queen of Sheba, Arabic Bilqīs, Ethiopian Makeda, (flourished 10th century bce), according to Jewish and Islamic traditions, ruler of the kingdom of Sabaʾ (or Sheba) in southwestern Arabia.
Oh how the mighty have fallen
abrown wanted to know if he should still HODL his Dec 1989 buy of the Nikkei. it could still comeback ya knowQuote:
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asking for a friend
Tine is Hi financeQuote:
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Makeda was a block away and decided to drop off an order 11 minutes away. When she came to my place, she GAVE ME THE WRONG FUCKING ORDER.Quote:
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When she went back, and got mine, I opened it and saw there was 2 chicken sandwiches instead of 1 sandwich and 2 Hershey pies.
Tonights not my night.
Step I feel for you man.
But maybe start a new thread so Druff can give you the correct play by play to have the two delivery people fired.
To be honest I thought you were going to start into a porno story of you getting with a twink delivery guy. No happy ending eh?
how is hershey pie not some homosexual euphemism
I mean I kinda thought that's where it was headed too with the guy's name being "mike small" on the receipt...Quote:
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spy starting to wheeze...
Kim Jong un holds SPY putsQuote:
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My turn to wake up and check the baby ‘tine.
She’s gonna need a bigger crib
You were hoping for crib death. Maybe later today.
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I can’t push the button for you Krypt. Money back guarantee.
I can take or leave the opening comic. Skip 5:00 if you must
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lol my heart knows these premarket prices are essentially irrelevant but my brain demands validation.
just from a quality of life perspective i need to get away from overnight positions i think. its not emotionally healthy for me to be this engaged over so many pragmatically meaningless market movements. its like wondering what a sleeping dog is dreaming of chasing.
just want to post in one more thread before i sleep, good night team
RH not letting me execute sell orders
10:02 ET - Another brokerage has reported an outage. Robinhood Markets, which offers investors commission-free trading, is experiencing a system-wide outage affecting its web and mobile apps, according to its website. As volatile markets sparked a jump in activity among retail investors, companies including Vanguard, Schwab and Fidelity have all reported various issues ranging from technical glitches that prevented users from logging onto their accounts to an error on Fidelity's platform that caused 401(k) accounts to show a $0 balance. (akane.otani@wsj.com)
This should be criminal
I bet buys are working just fine though?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7_K28GZHdo
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Nope
a lot of people are being told by corporate to absolutely not fly anywhere without exec approval, and that international flights are completely off the table.
you part of the illuminati, san?Quote:
Originally Posted by SanlmarVA loan right now no money back 3.375Quote:
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If we go to zero rates Freddie & Fannie May not lower rates from here. Does this hold water GBCP?
Wild new world.
10 year 1.12 To me that is the story. I can’t think what to do.
Just rip the band aid Powell and go zero
I did TOL Toll House Cookies Builders $36.70 100 shares.
KBH just now 32.14
Mortgage has NOT tracked the 10 & 30 year yet! There is room
Buying. Gonna ruin my weekend with SPY $290.70 (so u can mock me Monday)
Not gonna spazz post like last FridayQuote:
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Nice day. Honest solid gains. No homeruns.
KBH & TOL are keepers.
Nice work ‘tine
Obviously, trying to figure what’s next. This is technical imo.
I have always said that I am flat overnight. Completely unnecessary to hold overnight in this environment. There is plenty of juice after the open.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Sanlmar
lol my heart knows these premarket prices are essentially irrelevant but my brain demands validation.
just from a quality of life perspective i need to get away from overnight positions i think. its not emotionally healthy for me to be this engaged over so many pragmatically meaningless market movements. its like wondering what a sleeping dog is dreaming of chasing.
I was convinced they would gap up and they did. The V bottom discussion, ya know. Couldn’t miss. But you got a second chance later on so it was kinda unnecessary suffering.
Quality of life and sleep is the most healthy thing you can do. I try
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Did we just form an abandoned baby bottom on the daily. Good thing.
I hate good things. Bad is easier
the lesson of the day...
nothing matters as long as central banks around the world are trying their damnedest to inflate asset prices...
nobody gives a shit about corona tanking Chinese PMI, nobody gives a shit about corona showing up in the US, nobody gives a shit about corona...
countdown to whipsaw in 3... 2....
as always, not meant as an 'i told you' post just as subjective observation;Quote:
Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis
none of the current movement seems out of character to me. boomers, #fomo, etc are chasing a gap up. the shock of a plague in our midst has been overridden by greed, but no one is talking about how the plague hasnt even landed yet, much less been solved. and its going to land, because sooner or later we are going to have to start testing people in earnest. oh and because there will never be a vaccine.
dont take my word for it, go on twitter or snapchat or whatever and look at pictures, minutes old, of empty grocery store shelves in major cities.
Ya know tine....
I have held a civil tongue regarding the options advice. The traditional advice. If you are buying and holding you prolly are losing. But honestly, who da fuck holds options.
People trade options. Scalping options is a legit thing in certain spots. If you care to watch every tick for days you can thrive.
Do your thing.
hearing bottom talk on CNBC . Zig when they zag. They are dumb public money. This is technical