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How's that stacking cash thing going, Christopher?
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Anyone recognize these two (additional, non-gay porn actor) morons?
So as P Limb posted above, Branko and Dipshit Dave were the only Two people stupid enough to show up to this event. But wasn't it supposed to GO UP to $10,000 according to Squirtstopher? Funny that it did the exact opposite and has plummeted to the same price he charged 3 years ago when he was getting his Hyundai repossessed! $1000 a month after extorting(or trying to) $5000 for 3 days, how the Flaming Queer has fallen!
Made $20,000 (sure sure) , but only had to spend the following:
$499 per month from January until November 2023 - Total cost $10,978 for the Chums Club monthly fee.
Feb 2023 - $1500 Test Fee to keep the extortion rate at $499 - Total Cost $3000
March 2023 - $2500 For Super Duper Big Boy Stragedy that ONLY works in the Live Casino and tested in Chicago/Vegas! Total Cost - $5000
Oct 2023 - $5000 Each for The “REAL” Super Dee Duper Bestest Big Boy Stragedy that was supposed to make them 10K each, but clearly didn’t!!! Total cost -$10,000
Nov 2023 - $1000 per month on top of $499 per month for this alleged Baccy Boot camp where they were supposed to Make $25,000 in 3 days but didn’t even combine to make that!
Sooooo that’s a total of $30,978 in less than a year to make $20,000(yea right!) and that’s Not including Online Losses, Hotel, airfare, food, transportation, Sports bet losses and all other fees incurred following the Colt Dolt.
Sign up now folks, you too can be $10K and counting in debt all thanks to the Colt Dolt Chrissy! Also, wasn't this for FIVE LUCKY people and would fill up fast??? Funny that 5 Lucky People magically turned into 2 Idiots that he's swindled for two years and counting! Guess Dave and Brank just aren't that luck after all?
Lol, Chrissy drops his Prices Faster than he drops his pants for Old Gay Men!
#ColtLifeBaby
Remember the good old days when Chrissy's BFE was $10k for 1 day with him
Now he's doing a $1k buy 1 get one free for 3 days.
An amazing businessman for sure.
Bird Brain want more us to join his live.... no lies... join here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Zw1JrnI4o
meh, he ended the live.... said he's gonna print more money and play another session... lol
well me and another user who goes by Larry Ballsack... were asking him questions.... i was just trying to be a little funny.... Larry was straight up asking the hard question.... Bird Brain responded with " well i see some members are here from PFA, wish all you guys were here to ask questions "
so that's when i came here to drop the link... but then he said time to print more money and back to the tables and he ended the live stream....
Folks, since showing a picture of Squirtstopher with two or more idiots is PROOF of a winning trip, I thought I would just browse through some old snaps, and found Branko in several of those Losing Masturbator Mind Events!
The first being the Birthday Booty Bash fiasco in 2022!
Here’s Branko with the other Bird Brains, getting a Blessing on their Money from Pastor Prescott! Lol, some good that did!
Then the Chicago Greet and Toss where the dorks got thrown out for being whiny bitches and crying about cheating, lol!
Annnnnnd of course the time that Hoa Le, Kevin Blumpkin and the rest “Learned” how to Lose their asses following the Billy Goat!
From what I can surmise, Branko is Serbian and clearly a Senior Citizen. He is currently the longest tenured Chum since Sam Martinez fell off the face of the Earth!
Hard to tell who’s dumber, him or Dave Pruett???
But since I documented those Losing sessions and just made up arbitrary numbers, that Proves they’re the actual recap of events and Documentation beats conversation Hurr hurr!
Listening to Bird Brain was actually funny.
Claims he’s made back all that he invested in CM
Says he doesn’t agree with all that CM teaches and that he (Bird) has tweaked things.
Says he finally knows how to spot a trend and predict what will likely happen next in table games.
Says he just wanted to play games better and has no desire to get rich off of them.
Dismisses all the evidence that CM is a scam with
“it’s all what you believe”.
Still calls CM his “coach” and says he learned from the best in the world. Says Chrissy knows exactly when to change strategies during a session.
The man is hopelessly hooked.
Did a segment on Chrissy on the last radio.
Go to 3:30:08 timestamp:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZMANupx0EU
Great segment Druff!
A couple other things about Circa, including that they card EVERYONE entering the casino at the door so Chrissy won’t be able to sneak in. And on their book and Jeffery Benson, they are a quality book for real bettors. They don’t fear the action, and won’t cut you off for winning. They aren’t the typical 2023 DK/FD book looking for $10-$20 lottery ticket prop parlay bettors, but for bettors looking for fair lines and a willingness to accept risk, they are a great choice. And for dealing with Chrissy, they get additional props.
As for Chrissy, we are going to keep pounding casinos where he shows up at, but it’s obvious he is keeping a lower profile in that regard. Just shows the impact all of us are having on him. And we know it drives him crazy, so let’s keep it up!
day 8 of the 30 day challenge can be seen or downloaded here, i haven't watched it yet.....
https://files.catbox.moe/2qiskd.mp4
I was thinking that Chrissy might be interested in buying your F1 🏎️ tickets 🎫 Mr Druff but when I thought some more it won’t be him.
Firstly there are 2 of them aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand as we all know the only 💰 Fat Boy Chrissy ever spends on non verbal bubs and Skanky Stacykins is allowing them to share ☝️ of his lard infused Dunkin’ Donuts 🍩 between them
Nexly he will already be in the Presidential suite and wouldn’t even consider mingling with all the dead broke jealous hater losers who have a J.O.B. to go to the next day.
RIP 🪦 to ex non verbal bubs 😔
I’ll do my best to be brief(hah!) on this shit stain of a Day 8 video!
Day 8, only One Day Late and about $1200 short!
Squirtstopher messes up on the thumbnail right off the bat, using an old photo from February of this year!
I took the liberty of restoring it to the Original photo!
So Squirtstopher yaps on and on about how he documents every thing(except ya know Win/Loss Statements, Sports bets for over a month, bank statements, Car Titles with ONLY his Name on it, a Deed to a Home with his Name on It, etc.)
Chrissy starts with some strange tangent about Side bets and how anybody who plays them is an Idiot ***** Flashback to a certain Masturbating Midget placing $200 on a Dragon 7 Side bet, a Lucky 6 Side Bet, Green Zeros, and any other thing that he NEEDED to hit to break even!)
Claims that he and his 2 Chums, Branko and Dipshit Dave, are the ONLY people who made money in the casino(so Reporter Chrissy went around asking EVERY SINGLE person how they did and if they won?) Small sample size from the Small Penis Size Squirt strikes again folks!
Around 10 minutes in, he starts Losing and getting flustered. Down almost $200 in 2 minutes, Hurr hurr what kind of job costs you that?
At 14 minutes, he gets too busy talking and doesn’t get his Big Boy bet down and gets REALLY mad! Because of course his Full Proof System includes talking about nonsense and never getting distracted! Hurr hurr Systems are what he sells now and Strategies are no longer for sale!
He gets angry and starts dropping F Bombs, remember Never get Emotional folks! And goes All in!!! He miraculously gets the win or this video gets dumped faster than Chrissy at Keith Craft’s Bedroom Door!
So he’s already put his entire Bankroll on the line (remember folks, place small bets online and don’t get greedy!) and still isn’t making profit, you too can learn this for $499 or $1000 or $5000 or whatever the extortion fee is that week… let that sink in!
He also claims he’s a man of his word and well documentation beats conversation so I give you Exhibit B!
Sorry for the shit quality but it was a photo of a screenshot, but it shows his first Lie this year that they would get ALL his strategies with the new chums club membership, entry to his Masturbator Mind Events and the money back guarantee! Who wants to bet Dave and Branko forgot about this and should be sent a reminder or twenty by email??
So there it is documented in writing folks, access to All strategies and any he creates, but you can get this New new New Newest strategy for just Another extortion fee of $1000 per month, really a Minute Man of his word!
We get several Ooks from NVB and shout Ook to Elmo and Ookstopher Jr. who should be in Kindergarten learning social skills, but is instead being dragged to casinos and 6 month rentals… let that sink in!
T-Bag Chrissy says “Don’t get Emotional, get Pissed off or Pissed ON like I did at Paragon Men by Many Buff, Older dudes!” #GoldenShowerKyle
Annnnnnd at around 27 minute mark, Chrissy says "He doesn't get Emotional but does Get Pissed Off!" Sooooo Anger is not an emotion folks... Let that Sink in.
About 15 minutes of Chrissy trying to blow himself for going all in and getting lucky. He also comes to the Conclusion that you CAN'T win by flat betting and MUST Mitchy Gale to make profit. Funny I remember videos some years ago stating that Chrissy made 78K in August 2021 by Flat Betting and a White Board telling us to STOP MARTINGALING! Guess that was more delusions from the Broke Masturbating Moron Midget Mitchell!??
Not much left here, I 'll let ZD have at it and maybe he can stomach listening to the Whiny midget yap about how $40 in 43 minutes is better than working a Job because it's not like he was down $200 in 2 minutes at ANY point (14:04) lol!
Foot Note:
Squirtstopher and Ookstopher Jr. returns in Kyle's latest FB post crying about moving 100 times and not having a home, not having a mentor, (Dani Johnson says HI!) or roughly Translated: "Wahhhhh for me!" Basically indicating that the 6 month lease on the Vegas Condo is almost up and they're scouting new locations to pull the scam" Explains why the Squirter had a rental car and why he was so paranoid about revealing the Masturbator Mind Event location or the hotel, it's likely in the same State he's trying to move to!
Can't go back and edit my "Brief" post above, Lol!
But the picture of Squirter and Squirt Jr. is at O'Hare airport indicating he's out of or just returned from Chicago. So he probably stayed at a hotel near Rivers Des Plains and is also where he extorted Branko and Dave for $1000 after promising Access to ALL his future strategies for ONLY $499, plus the $1500 test fee, Plus $5000, Plus plus plus!!!
All that hoopla about moving back to Vegas and how he HATES Chicago, just to have to run back there to get a measly 2k from Branko Nutsack and Dumbass Dave Pruett and Pay 5 Times that to One Chicago! LOL, the Colt Dolt losing without even placing a Bet!!
BWB's recap, which is solid, also highlights another flaw in Chrissy's plan: what Chrissy does is very stressful, for a handful of dollars, that are not guaranteed.
I might watch and review this episode later since it has all the hallmarks and stench of Chrissy-fail all over it.
Not sure if that photo from O’Hare is a recent one or not. But if he did return to Chicago why didn’t he just stay at the apartment that he’s still laying 10K a month for? Ha ha
And just because he was in O’Hare doesn’t mean he was in Chicago. He could have had a plane change at O’Hare. Possibly in his way back from picking up Stace and Bubs from Ohio (again)
And it’s so refreshing to know that Bubs already knows so much about money. Maybe he’ll be smart enough not to give any to his father when the old man is dead broke in his late 50s (or earlier).
Christopher Mitchell's professional slot machine advice: Put $100 in, hope to hit a bonus, and leave while ahead.
LMAO.
He's a fucking retard.
now a slot machine expert can be seen or downloaded here... fucker is off the rails !! i haven't watched it yet....
https://files.catbox.moe/eb5w1w.mp4
With the catch by BWB above that Chrissy was in Chicago for the "Tiny Mastermind", I wanted to reveal why I made this post a few posts back:
Well, do recall how we were nicely treated to a Motel 6 video from some random day of the pre-recorded challenge series. I think it was day 6. Well, I noticed this (see the parts circled it RED) in that video
So then, as this was released on Saturday, a day after, I thought, hmmmm...that is some cold and rainy weather for Las Vegas!
After some trouble, I ***WAS*** able to get a map of the United States' precipitation for approx. 8:40pm on Friday (the map is for 7pm ET, close enough).
NOTICE SOMETHING? There is almost NO WHERE it is raining that has casinos around it EXCEPT Chicago, IL! Hell, it's not even raining in anywhere near Las Vegas.
So, that's it. Another case solved by the detectives from PFA. Chrissy travelled THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of miles to make TWO THOUSAND dollars. And stayed at a Motel 6 instead of the joint he is still apparently (believed by NOBODY but him at this point) is paying $10,000 a month for. Well done, big boy!
It just keeps getting more and more obscene with Chrissy. What a fun hobby.
And…further confirmation…here’s where he was staying. No it’s not Motel 6 but a Courtyard by Marriott…where that one bedroom suite goes for $180 per night. Goat Life Baby!!
@Tariq, I don’t think the apartment was Re-rented. But it might be sitting empty after he returned all of his rent a center furniture. Highly doubt that any of what he had in there got moved to Vegas.
Well well, Chrissy has hit 7.08k subscribers at time of viewing (9/11/2023 NZT)
Despite having previously called slot machine players greedy idiots with jackpot mentalities, Chrissy now treats us to a slot machine tips video that somehow goes 14m31s.
Chrissy opens with a slot machine happily playing a jingle and it suggests Chrissy is a winner!
0m20s: Chrissy's cash balance is a stellar $64 and he was betting 888 on a 1c denom machine.
typically the 1c denoms have the worst RTP (return to player) but Chrissy is the pro and I'm just a hater, so lets see what he has to say.
0m45 Chrissy tells us he only ever puts one $100 bill in at a time
1m05 Chrissy wins $325 (and 38 cents) from a bonus feature, sometimes known as a boner.
1m35 Chrissy claims he just walked in, and put the $100 in.
So now hes so degen he isnt focused on table games, or sports bets, its slot.
1m40 Chrissy has a tip that actually makes sense in some circumstances: MAX BET
and then he fucks it all up by saying the reason is, otherwise you cant win the max jackpot
I seem to recall he doesnt have a jackpot mentality, so would why it matter.
Freezeframe 1m 44s Chrissy looks tireed and confused.
1m56 Tip 2 is also reasonable, dont keep feeding the machine aka hit and run
Chrissy then fucks this up by claiming he will usually hit the progressive or the free spin feature
God must be truly blessing our midget friend if he believes he's usually hitting free spins within ~20 spins (assuming some small wins along with his initial ~12 spins)
2m07 Tip 3 IMMEDIATELY after your balance is more than your start, hit and run
Thats right folks, start with $100, bet $8.88, win $10 on first spin and run away with your $1.12 profit!!!!!!!!
Yeah he really doesnt think too good.
2m20 Chrissy re-iterates ANY profit, hit and run.
2m44s Scene change to a new machine: Chrissy forgets to record him moving machines, putting the note in, and having ~5 losing $7.50 spins, No we just join the action with him in a bonus feature.
Chrissy hilariously claims he is about to make "Serious money" because he has 2 "mini"s and some values ranging 1250-3750 (remember those are cents, ot $12.50 to $37.50)
4m06 Chrissy wins just shy of $700 from this bonus
You can hear the cogs clicking in his mind that he is gone from slightly -ev coin flips with Baaacky and having to make difficult choices repeatedly, so "Press Spin" on slot machines
4m50 Chrissy jump-cuts to another machine, paying another feature
Oddly he says hes over $1000 in 2 machines (forgetting his earlier $300)
5m09s Tip 4 : Play machines with sizable progressives/bonuses
Again, straightforward tip, what idiocy will he say to fuck this up?
5m15 Chrissy half-ruins it by saying if he cant win a big boy jackpot, why would he bother?
Why indeed.
5m30s Chrissy actually shows footage of him waddling over to a machine and putting the money in
6m30 Chrissy reveals a super secret for a 4 in 1 machine: he lieks to play all the same game (BUFFALOS!!) whereas some other people like to play all 4 at the same time.
I bet you didnt know that!
7m56s Weirdly, Chrissy does get free spins within ~7 spins.
OF note, it is 4 games at a time, and he triggered in one of them, so 28 spins of a normal machine.
9m30 Chrissy says "Big money big money" -- isnt that what he claims crazy rich asians say and he thinks that idiotic?
9m55 and Chrissy is not greedy but asks where the fuck the bonus money is
Remember, he is not greedy, he is not addicted and he is not half broke.
10m03 Someone please clip Chrissy saying "I need a lot of money"
I thought he was a millionaire?
11m20 Chrissy claims this nonsense happens 95% of the time he plays slots.
12m45 Chrissy shows his familiarity with this game by telling us what the payout per winning spin is in the bonus feature (or hes reading it off the screen)
12m49 Chrissy claims you can make money from following his tips for slot machines
12m52 Chrissy also tells us he plays these for fun remember when he told us about no distractions when playing Spinny and Baaacky and its all business
Also, other than whacking off by himself, what other activities can he enjoy by himself that will also make him money?
13m35 Feature ends and Chrissy has another $400
OVerall, this is a mess, but thats what we expect from Chrissy, so no surprises there.
bumping the slot machine expert video to this page....
now a slot machine expert can be seen or downloaded here... fucker is off the rails !! i haven't watched it yet....
https://files.catbox.moe/eb5w1w.mp4
After fat boy's fourth You Tube channel is terminated, he should consider naming his fifth channel "Nomadic Goat Life".
After all, Nomads live in arid and semiarid parts of the world. Nomads herd cattle, sheep, camels and GOATS.
A nomad is a member of a community who regularly moves to and from areas.
Such groups include tinkers and trader nomads.
So if fat boy is a "tinker", he could possibly name his fifth You Tube channel, Tinkerbell and his Goats.
However, if fat boy is a trader, he could possibly name his fifth You Tube Channel, Kyle and the Truckers.
Hey fat boy, let that sink in!
Great work as always by the PFA crew here!
Nothing says Millionaire like flying Spirit and staying at a Courtyard by Marriott!
You truly are the gift that keeps giving Chrissy!
Here is the flight the millionaire was on today. Note the departure gate of L5, which is right across from L6B as pictured in the happy family photo from today. Also note that crummy airlines like Spirit still arrive late even when leaving on time.
Bird Brain made a " reaction video " to the CM interview with Business Bro's ..... haven't watched it yet, and i have it downloaded just in case Bird Shit for Brains deletes it... let's see how good Birdy Boy sucks CM's dick in this reaction video....LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mqTWqrbAL4
Yea, this is full of Bull shit and Bird Brain contradicting himself constantly. Just some gems I plucked from it.
"I've been in his inner circle and I learned All the Skills it takes to be an Elite Player..." ***** Moments Later***** "The others who didn't make it after Two Years of following Chrissy, didn't Believe and THAT's WHY they aren't successful!"
Got it Bird Boy, they spent TOO MUCH time following Chrissy and they didn't BELIEVE. I wonder what Brandon, Sam, Pene, Austin Greear, April Hill, and Hoa Le were doing wrong for those two years PLUS that they followed Squirtsopher? Sure looked like they BELIEVED, in going so far as to go to multiple Master Mind Events to prove their faith in this "system". Only to ALL go broke and Lose everything following the Bloat. But yea, you're right Bird Brain... they didn't have the Right Mindset... LOL!
Couldn't possibly be cuz he's a Fraud and sold them Snake Oil. Only difference is, they're not as lonely and pathetic as Bird Brain and wised up pretty quickly when they're acutal Spouses told them "Hey this is horse shit, stop paying this Midget for useless advice!"
He also claims at the 18 minute mark, "Well, they're not going to make millions off this!" And then seconds later Bird Brain says "You can make supplemental income from $25 a day to $3000, who wouldn't want that?" But wasn't he proclaiming on his lame Keno videos that it's NOT about making money and just about Learning the Right mindset? And didn't Stacy loudly say in the Booty Boat Tampa video "It's ALL ABOUT Making Money, in the Middle of the Ocean!" ??? Does Chrissy ever put Thumbnails stating "Pay me to LEARN the RIGHT MINDSET"?
Or does he CONSTANTLY advertise in his thumbnails "Make XXX dollars in XX minutes" "Become Rich and Debt Free" "Make $3000 a day, $5000 a day,etc." But yea, he's Not at All pushing get rich quick schemes, he's selling the "MINDSET" prophecy that only Bird Brain was dumb enough to buy into. Lol, what a sad, pathetic Loser!
Speaking of Pathetic Losers, Squirtstopher puts out Day 9 and shows his MASSIVE win of $22... hahahahahaha!
Won't ruin it for ZD, will just put the best part here as an appetizer!
17 minute mark "It's Impossible to Lose Playing $1 bets"
*10 minutes later*
27 minute mark, Squirtstopher Loses $1 bet, $2 bet , $5 bet, Tie, $11 bet , $22 bet, $45 bet, Wins with Natural 9 and starts weaseling out like a Pussy.
Little Kyle states "NO stress here, you can literally make $100 an hour by placing $1 bets folks..." then at the 30 min mark Hurr hurr "I shoulda stopped, Lights are distracting me, End of shoe, or some other Bullshit excuse."
All this for a MASSIVE $22 win folks. Wouldn't that Change your life folks? You can easily make $100 an hour with $1 bets, but the Pussy Christopher quits with $22 cuz hurr hurr don't get Greedy folks!
day 9 of the challenge.... baccarat.... i haven't watched it yet
https://files.catbox.moe/3bq9rw.mp4
Listening to the "Bird Brain's" CM interview. I've seen you all talk about this guy but haven't looked into him at all and this was my first video listening/watching him.
It's clear he has a mental disability and it's sad. But these are the type of people CM prays on. No matter what we try saying to him, his brain won't be able to comprehend it because he's already made up his mind and he lacks critical thinking skills.
One of the things that makes it extremely obvious he has a disability. Instead of saying "When he goes to THE casino" he says "When he goes to casino" He says this at least 2-3x in the video.
Example at the 24:29 time stamp
Folks, we have a new Roulette King of Chicago!
https://youtu.be/b2HwdbZj-v4?si=bUhYJZlaywD6A8-5
With SUPERB audio(lol) and actual Live play roulette footage that certain Gay Porn Masturbating Midgets claimed were not allowed in Chicago Casino’s’s’s, this guy Chico has replaced Chrissy as the Goat, folks!
This pretty much destroys his argument that you can’t record live roulette play and channels like ACA, Big Jackpot, Lady Luck HQ and the rest show you can do it in Vegas. But since little Kyle is too much of a pussy and is a broke joke, he can’t afford to record his pitiful $25 bets and has to lie about everything!
What’d ya mean WAS? Don’t you know they’re still married and totally in Luv!?!? I mean don’t you know that when you don’t see your wife for 3 years at a time it Absolutely means your marriage isn’t a sham? And whenever you send them digital recording equipment and packages filled with Junk food, you’re totally getting laid that night… via Face time!Quote:
The Boz: He was also scammed by a mail order bride he no doubt sends money to weekly. True sucker!
Lol, she probably cucks him live during their face time and he has no choice but to watch and jerk off while having the Mindset that it’s him plowing her withered pussy! Hahaha, Bird Brain The Deadbroke Lonely Cucked Trucker!
As others have pointed out, Chris Bird is potentially deficient in his thought processes:
When playing chess, we can use ELO to determine if someone is getting better
When playing video games, we can determine if someone is getting better by time taken or milestones completed
In spinny and baaaaacky profit is literally the only meaningful measure of being good at the game
our buddy was actually live, i missed it but in the process of downloading it now.... it's a different process to capture these actual live videos that the person doesn't put up as an actual video when they are done and is a little longer process.... anyways will post a link as soon as i can...
the title of the video is.... top 4 reasons why you're a dead broke douchebag.... LMAO... no lies...
you can watch, top 4 reasons why you're a dead broke douchebag here if you wish, remember he is monetized now, don't give him the watch time and views if you can help it.....
https://files.catbox.moe/1fq3ko.mp4
report his video for having " douchebag " in the title.... maybe we can get him a strike....
re-report his video for violent and abusive to people..... reason..... he keeps calling the audience douchebags..... also report again for picking on poor people.... yt hates when people discriminate against a certain class of people..... and anything else you can think of.... go through the lists for reasons......
So let me get this straight…anyone who has a job is a douchebag? And if JOB stands for Just Over Broke then how could everyone who has a JOB be “dead broke?” His own definitions make absolutely no sense.
Appears to be GONE…like his money.
WTF is Bird Brain doing ?? ... LMAO LOL now he has a reaction video of CM's day 8 of the challenge...wtf ?? the only thing i can think of is that he went BUSTO the other night when he was live at the casino and ended the live stream when he said he is going back in for another session... so i checked Bird Brains channel for monetization... and it is monetized.... so is he looking to make YT money by having CM's name in the title of his videos and hoping these videos take off with the view count ?? ... or is CM cutting him a deal on the monthly Cum Guzzlers Club for free if Birdy Boy produces these videos... ???????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4knhLMZrgrs