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Please thank Ryan Bender of Bender Wins for making this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNBULmLPKyo
Krissy deleted the video. Figures. Fotunately Ryan's video still has the content in it.
Plus I downloaded a copy of Krissy's video as soon as I saw it.
The desperation is heavier than my first girlfriend. And she was a big one.
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Originally Posted by Pickleball
he needs to put Christopher Mitchell in the title of his video, it's a great video that probably won't gain much traction because of that.... but i think i know someone who makes videos and could splice these clips together.... :))))))))))
Annnd…just like that the 60K sales pitch video is gone. So either he found 5 idiots quickly or he realized there is no chance he’s going to get his typical target audience to put up that kind of money.
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
"hurr hurr I love fooling the haters into believing I am a dead broke douche bag hater myself. hurr hurr"
here's the " 60k " video if you want to download it or watch it if you didn't see it before he deleted it....
https://files.catbox.moe/o1nazf.mp4
The bandwagon jumper known as the Frisco Fag just doesn’t know when the quit.
If that’s the case, you can now start to pay Big Daddy Foster back for financially supporting you in getting those overpriced condos and vehicles. Speaking of financially supporting others, I found someone who paid the cost to be the boss like Christopher.
Oh Rat Boy…where have you disappeared too…I still remember Vegas night when you, Kyle and Mike were out and about bragging how you flew out there to hang out with Christopher for a night. Both of you are pitiful imbeciles.
Mike is striving for Mr. Olympia levels now as we see and he has a long way to go….
Shout out to Pea Brain Pene! His weight loss goals are still not accomplished! Keep believing in that Millionaire Blueprint along the way.
While on the subject of Christopher’s loser and dopey friends, I have to put his confidant, Chris Bird on blast. First, Bird Brain…I was trying to be civil with you on your Facebook post and asked you a straight forward question about Christopher Mitchell. You freaked out and blocked me. Well…you had made a post about real men. Let me readdress for you since you read this forum too like the insecure and uneducated cocksucking cuck you are. You’re a fucking idiot for supporting Christopher Mitchell. You are a lost sheep. Pathetic and weak. You are lower than Beta. You will never possess the ability in your mediocre and meaningless life to become an Alpha.
Don’t worry. There are more burner accounts out there for me and others to create. Please enjoy living on the edge knowing that you pissed the wrong person off here. Fuck you and that prostitute you claim to be your wife. Keep buying those fake Louis Vuitton bags for her too so you can both Facetime each other. You beat off your micropenis to that worn out dried up vagina (Stacy can relate!) from Cambodia or wherever your fake wife is from. I’m sorry for ripping her but she’s guilty by association.
Back on topic here…As Rivers mentioned previously, I’m glad he took that video down. I am genuinely hoping that no one in their right mind paid that retard that money. He’s mentally ill. I mean seriously…I can not imagine. He’s a preposterous lunatic for asking for that kind of cash and acting like it’s some investment that’s going to change lives. Yeah right…I just can’t. This is going on still for almost 4 years and I can’t wait for the day this guy is done.
On a side note, I really think Stacy is working as a nurse again to support them again. Her nursing license is currently still active in the state of Ohio. I could not find a nursing verification in Nevada but one can still work as a traveling nurse and make really good money. 6 figures easily. As a matter of fact, they will even provide you with great housing too! I think that is the reason why we don’t see Stacy as often since he claimed to move to Vegas or can’t find any current information on their current addresses.
At the end, Stacy has the tools necessary to leave but she won’t because she is a retard just like her husband. And that poor Bubs…don’t worry little buddy. Your deadbroke deadbeat of a sperm donor has another Amazon book coming soon to the marketplace.
So I wonder if Ronny has finally cut April “over the” Hill off? Or is she going to sign up for this newest opportunity?
The guy who runs what appears to be a legitimate painting business allowed his bartender wife to run off to previous mastermind events.
Feel free to ask him at (352) 484-8739. Ronny seems to enjoy the texts asking about Chrissy and his wife.
At the end of the now deleted $60,000/yr scam video Chrissy states "Click on my personal link and send me a personal message and say "Christopher, sign me up, I want to be one of your five personal coaching clients".Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
Huh? Doesn't he already have a dozen of those? Well, Ima thinking that last statement doesn't make any sense unless he's got a clean slate of nobody on board. Prolly lost the last chum or two in the last few days, which also lines up nicely with how mad he is in the video.
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Originally Posted by RMS9The desperation is heavier than my first girlfriend. And she was a big one.
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Originally Posted by Pickleball
Sorry I’m late to the party , but my Rep failed and I wanted to say that “Yes, we need more of these from different talking heads!” First David and now Ryan! More awareness and less mumbly garbage will get the message out. Those with YT channels feel free to mix up these clips with older ones and make Lots of videos spreading the word!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwh6ShZmYb8
Speaking of other YT channels, Spencer just put out a hilarious video about a Fat Black lady running a trucking company scam! Better keep Jeff Reed and Bird Brain away from her or she’ll butt fuck them faster than Chrissy at a College Swim Team practice!
Annnnnnnd the little Squirter puts out day 5! Look out folks, he’s up to winning Big amounts today…
Of $36 hahahahaha!
At the 6 minute mark he claims this super duper Baccy Masturbator Mind event starts Friday and carries on until Sunday(right!) so those of y’all in Vegas feel free to go watch Chrissy Branko and Dave Pruett play stadium Baccarat for $5 to become millionaires! Lol!
He also mispronounces “Precedence” like a 1st grade autistic midget, lol! But as someone alluded to, this last minute MASTURBATOR event is likely a make up Gambling day for the idiots that lost last week and Since he couldn’t charge those 4 fuck wads, he’s trying to quickly extort one of the other 8 dumb shits like Austin Greear or April ‘ Going Down’Hill. Can’t wait for them to lose like last time!
day 5 of the 30 day challenge..... i'm about 1/4 of the way through it....
https://files.catbox.moe/9pgs4e.mp4
Bird Brain responds to my question i left yesterday , referencing Bender's video...
Possibly missed:
Chrissy posted some nonsense on FB about the Rangers winning him a lot of money yesterday
He must have forgotten to show any evidence of this.
As one of his loyal chums who is allowed to comment, that chum thought it was a little odd Chrissy was betting against the DBacks....
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
When was the last time Squirtstopher has shown ANYTHING???
1) BOL Weekly or Daily Transactions... ZERO in a Year
2) Chase Bank Account Statements ... ZERO in a YEAR!!
3) Winning Bet Slips for any Significant Amount... ZERO in a Month!
4) Masturbation Mind Event Dinners, Winning Sessions annnnnnnd Testimonials ... ZERO in 9 months!
5) Rolex or Lexus Appearances .... ZERO in 9 months!
However, we did see Losses on the Dodgers, Braves, 4 Live Stream Losses of over $1300 total(including laughable wins) and No Appearances of NVB and Stacy since the Baseball Game clips! We all know that hurr hurr Documentation beats Conversation! But with Little Kyle, he doesn't even have that and Beats off in his Bunker Crying his eyes out!
I remember back in February 2023 when Christopher Mitchell was a gazillionaire living in a high-rise in Chicago, printed money on demand, didn't need anybody's money and was too busy living the Goat Life to waste time with complicated investments.
Wyatt Berkshire gave CM an easy no-risk way to make $50K to $250K per month but CM blew him off (not like that, you perverts!).
Master scammer Lucas Longmire also made a cameo appearance in the comment section.
Despite CM claiming he can easily double $10K in an hour, he's now reduced to begging 5 chumps (I mean investors) to give him a total of only $25K per month and he will waste an entire 3 days with them.
Why waste 3 days with 5 chumps for a measly $25K when he can just make $30K in 3 hours on his own, and spend the rest of the 2 1/2 days with his lovely MILF Stacy and NVB?
Here’s some fun facts:
Big Daddy Mitchell has not One but Two College Degrees!
Given how his abortion of a son, Chrissy hates college, that might just make the midget Masturbator angry.
But that’s not the best part folks! One of those Degrees is from Bethany Bible College in California!
Which means Paul Mitchell is more than likely, Pastor Paul!!! Hahaha, the irony in that is hilarious!
Verified by his friends list that contains quite a few Reverends and Pastors, and many of Big Daddy Paul’s FB posts are full of “May God Bless You” “God Loves You” and the other nonsense these religious types like to use!
Wonder if Little Kyle still wants to be a Christian Family Man knowing his father speaks to the invisible man in the sky and they believe the same things as far as forgiveness, after life and Jesus???
Then again, Chrissy wanted a church with Cup holders in the pews and Snoop Dogg & Guns N’ Roses to sing the hymns like Amazing Grace!?! Hahahahaha, what a moron midget!
Perhaps That’s the reason why Squirtstopher stopped going to Church? I mean he hasn’t been seen In or Around a church in over a year and a half? Did Pastor Paul collaborate with Pastor Keith and try to save the Colt Dolt?
Or could his whole, I go to church on Sundays and praise Jesus every other day be another Complete Lie!?!
Chrissy seems to imply he hasn't talked to his dad since he "kicked him out" at 15 or 16 years of age.
I am pretty sure I saw a traffic ticket for Stacy or Chrissy in the past 10 years for blowing through a stop sign or whatever in Marion, OH. Sounds quite plausible they were visting Mr. Mitchell Sr.
Again with Chrissy, the boring life story is just a ruse to get your $$$.
Oh, it's from 2018. More recent than I thought...from MarionMunicipalCourt.org:
Chrissy, no hard feelings; it's what we do at PFA. Glad you never incurred the expense of a real documentary that you would have to admit wasn't true.
Oh, and seems like Chrissy boy may or may not be felon accdg. to the site...spent 30 days in jail in the late 90s for assault (perhaps plea bargained down or just originally charged with a misdemeanor?). All his 5 or so infractions were traffic ones from the late 90s (except for the assault)...but seemed like a pretty upset young man with a lead foot still living near his dad.
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Originally Posted by Forum Wars
Chrissy probably liked the idea of being banged up and doing hard time.
Only problem is, he is too small and too stupid for the Aryan Nation style gangs, has made negative comments repeatedly about asians, so who was going to have back in the big house?
sounds like Bender's " people " hammered the shit out of Krissy boys deleted " 60k " video.... i never gave it a thought to start checking the comments on that video.... i bet there was some gems.... lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixnE73rWN-s
The Aryans would 100% take Chrissy in and make him their little bottom bitch. All those cocks. He’d be in heaven.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkQuote:
Originally Posted by Forum Wars
Chrissy probably liked the idea of being banged up and doing hard time.
Only problem is, he is too small and too stupid for the Aryan Nation style gangs, has made negative comments repeatedly about asians, so who was going to have back in the big house?
Morning Folks
If Chrissy was is prison I bet he had a highly enjoyable time.
I don’t Imagine there have been too many cons who has ever volunteered to pick everyone’s soap 🧼 up for them 😲
Some Colombian weirdo is threatening to "terminate this forum" if I don't take down this thread:
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Hi there Dandruff,
Go inspire people in a different way and remove the thread. Christopher Mitchell can not change if everybody sees him as a criminal. That is how they crucified Jesus Christ and everyone else that got dehumanized in history like the Jews.
I will do whatever it takes to terminate your forum if you resist. I only ask once. Be smart and walk away from being a coward and without value. Inspire people by showing how successful you are; Maybe for once have an identity and a face. No "Christopher Mitchell" or any related on your serverspace Dandruff. Good luck my friend.
My response:
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Christopher Mitchell is a criminal. He is a career scammer, cheating the innocent out of their money. My site exposes this and saves hardworking people from his criminal scheme.
This thread about him will not come down unless Christopher admits his sins and makes his victims whole. If you want to terminate something, go after his YouTube channel, which costs people thousands of dollars, every single day.
So today's the BIG day of the Baccarat Booty Camp for $5000 where you get the Ultimate, Amazingest, Superdy Dooperty Oompa Loompa Bestest Strategy... the one that is supposedly better than the BEST one he created 2 weeks ago and charged Pruett, Brank and the other two idiots for!
But Chrissy did NOT promise to Pick these special chums up in his SUV this time? Does that mean the Personal Chauffeur service is NOT included in the 5k? Is Chrissy going to hire some deadbroke, douchebag Ubers to pick up the Chums? Or is he going to rent motorized bicycles for them and GUARANTEE they'll make their Bicycle rental money back playing Stadium Baccarat?
Will these special 5 Fuckfaces be given Halloween Candy and Costco Cookies as Catering for this Once in a Lifetime event? Or will they be getting Boston Market Thanksgiving Box meals this time? Lol
I'm curious to see what excuse he uses as I can't imagine anyone paid for this horse shit and it will probably be some Lame live stream play where he loses his Ass and cuts tape early, hahaha! The Colt Dolt can't even show chips, sushi or sports bets and is reduced to this!
Even Worse, he's posting Old Jokes about an old dude speeding in a Lambo and getting pulled over by a Cop. Blah Blah Blah, "I'm Comedian Chrissy and I always get a laugh when I dropped my pants for Old dudes cuz they couldn't stop laughing!" "Hurr hurr I don't want to buy a Lambo cuz it don't have Cup holders folks!"
Lets face facts at this point. Chris is almost down and out. He is going to have to find someone to fund him....
This is getting really close to him just making videos of him begging for your money. This should get good.
Saint 😇 Christopher of Mitchell famously informed his global audience that Jesus Christ was stoned to death 💀 by his haters, now this clown 🤡 comes on with some bloody nonsense about crucifixion???????
This is just devastating news 🗞️ I don’t know 🤷*♂️ who to believe anymore 😔
Just posting some classics in case Chrissy deletes the latest Lambo post because he inadvertently revealed what Happened to Stacy! Who hasn’t been seen in almost as much time as the Rolex, the Lexus, The Paid advetorials, or David and his now infamous footage of Tampa and Lake Charles!
Countdown to the Kyle Prescott OnlyFans for "mature" models.
Salt n Pepper pubes?
Bleeeeecccchhhhh
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorJust posting some classics in case Chrissy deletes the latest Lambo post because he inadvertently revealed what Happened to Stacy! Who hasn’t been seen in almost as much time as the Rolex, the Lexus, The Paid advetorials, or David and his now infamous footage of Tampa and Lake Charles!
Chrissy's lambo joke is Gen X meta humour:
The old man is Chrissy who will never get to be old
The lambo is something Chrissy will never own
The wife represents Chrissy wishing he could have come out and married a man (see also Chrissy's doco where he claimed to have HAD SEX WITH HUNDREDS OF WOMEN, BUT ONLY ONCE EACH BECAUSE HE WAS BAD AT IT)
The police represent Chrissy's realisation that yes indeed, the police will eventually catch him.
O and will Chrissy shit out another online "live" roulette video for his 30 day challenge, or will it turn to fail on day 6 as we typically expect?
out of reps: but he said in last video that the 30 day challenge will be on hold.... because he has to tend to the Cum Guzzlers all weekend....Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcarout of reps: but he said in last video that the 30 day challenge will be on hold.... because he has to tend to the Cum Guzzlers all weekend....Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Makes sense, but I thought he did "whatever it tookened"
Good news Folks! Stace and Silent Bubs have been found!
Taking donations for the Salvation Army, in Ohio! They are repenting! Stacy's Sins run DEEP and WIDE, just like her Coochie!
Once again, Thanks to ELMO for his Priceless work of art!
And this is how Chrissy prefers his DONATIONS! The more, the better! CDL preferred!
Another failed venture for the Bloat! Instead of getting treated to a live Casino stream or video of all those lucky Masturbator minds who paid the Colt Dolt $5000(yea right) we get this!
Gone are the days of multiple chums drooling like idiots while Nazi Chrissy preaches about Hebrew Slaves and Crazy Stupid Asians(shoutout to Hoa Le).
Now Squirtstopher hides in a darkly lit hotel to hide his location because he’s too much of a pussy! I’m betting we won’t see these fake wake up videos and photos any more!
Here’s a preview of Chrissy’s OnlyFans for the Male Chums who want the BFE for only $99 a day!
Just noticed the Thumbnail, LMAO at Spelling Bee Champ Squirtstopher!
DBC, might wanna save this one before he realizes how stupid he looks at deletes it like before!
Perhaps, but why all this secrecy and lights out? “Hurr durr the haterz can’t know my location?” “Derrrrp Stacy and NVB are taking a Nap!?!” At 9 PM? Doubtful!Quote:
TheRivers: That hotel room might be a suite. But it sure doesn’t appear to be a high end one. And yes…what’s he doing playing online in a hotel room on a Friday night while the chums are in town?
He couldn’t literally film against a Blank wall like he does in the bunker! I’d be willing to bet he only got a small or regular room with a couch and is too embarrassed to show it!
Give me 5k! I win 25k a day in the casinos. Don't believe me? Here is me playing with $200 on BOL. LOL
What a bimbo. How can he be this stupid let alone people see this and actually give him money? On a bright note----this scam really looks to be on the rocks.
edit: you can also tell he lost his ass again---starting his progression with a $5 bet(instead of 50 cents lol) when he only has $200 in the account. Which lead to him almost losing everything twice in 20 min.
how stupid do those people in that group photo have to feel now for blowing such much money on a scammer. shameful.
For sure we are witnessing the implosion of this dude's "luck" at being able to pull the wool over chump's eyes. PFA and others are definitely partially responsible. I mean, there are more recent videos that show up on a YT search for him that are about how he is a scammer than his own bs commercials for his Chum Club. I'm starting to realize he's in dire straits and that is why he's been acting so bizarely lately.
Yes, these old members must feel very, very stupid for signing up for a scam. But it's ok, you can be stupid and still get your $$$ back if you used a credit card. Contact your credit card companies and initiate that chargeback you complete hopeless bozos!!!
How must the CURRENT Chums feel, paying $399 a month but not being privy to The Bloat's Super Duper Bestest Secret Winning Stragedy??? How pissed would you be if you signed up for the "top winning strategies" and secrets from what you foolishly believed was the Number 1 "World Champion Gambler" LMAO (Good one Keith!), paid $399 or $499 or $999 for X number of months only to be told "Well hurr durr I still have BETTER strategies that are not included!?!?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Forum Wars
I guess if you're Dipshit Dave Pruett, you're already bent over, cheeks spread, with your wallet in one hand and your fist up your butthole with the other hand! But seriously, how many times can these idiots fall for this?
"Folks, pay $5000 to learn my number one casino winning strategy" :::::::: Loses 10K in front of the chums:::::::::'
*One Week Later*
"Hurr hurr folks, that wasn't my REAL number one strategy, pay me another $5000 to learn my REAL, ELITE, OOMPA LOOMPA, GOOMBA PUMBAA and TIMON Strategy!?!?"
*Nobody Shows up*
"Dahhhhh, they're all just jealous, deadbroke douchebags who aren't ready to Level Up! You need a check up from the neck up folks" This shit would be sad, if it wasn't so entertaining!
What are they even getting for $399 a month? Sports picks that never get shown and probably No Longer exist? Learning the right "Mindset" so that you can be a mindless dork like Bird Brain and make crappy videos that show your stupidity of paying a Masturbating Midget for nothing?
There is a group called Social Catfish, that works with Trilogy Media. It's similar to the show Catfished, where they have an intervention with Old ladies who are being conned by Nigerian Romance Scammers, wonder if they'd take interest in the Colt Dolt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceZIe7go-H8
In celebration of this great thread hitting 2 MILLION VIEWS within the next few days, I have updated my Avatar (image on the left, right below my user name) to give Chrissy the recognition he deserves, for his scamming ways.
Do not worry Folks, I won't keep it up very long and make everyone subject to his disgusting, raunchy, stanky ass crack. Just a few days.
And for fun, here is Wingerter giving Chrissy a, "CHECK UP, FROM THE NECK UP!" This is for the $50k or so Chrissy cost him, due to worthless, bunk, -EV strategies...
Courtesy: ELMO
(In my opinion, this image is in the Top 5)
This image would be great as a GIF, repeatedly watching Chrissy get slammed into the ground.
I would put the ass crack image on my burner YouTube account of his, but it will almost certainly get the account suspended, possibly even terminated.That is the great thing about this site, we can show the truth without being silenced.