day 1 of the 30 day challenge can be seen here if you wish, i haven't watched it yet
https://files.catbox.moe/ixldze.mp4
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day 1 of the 30 day challenge can be seen here if you wish, i haven't watched it yet
https://files.catbox.moe/ixldze.mp4
Chrissy would last longer in No Nut November than he will in his hurr hurr 30 day roulette challenge.
Looks like the Bloat lost his affiliate money from BOL and had to start over with a C Note.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Whoever he hired as an interior decorator to make his lavish apartment look classy, did a piss poor job when he/she told him that his Las Vegas
sectionaized cardboard poster did not need to be replaced. He/She assured the Bloat that he could invite Wayne Newton over and pull the wool over his eyes.
Danke Schoen!
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1dollarboxcar: he just wants to start at $100.... for the low rollers..... so they can relate......
But but, he’s rich! I’ve seen him play with 10k and Lose for our entertainment derrrrp! So percentage doesn’t matter and at the same time you should only win 3% of the first $100 and quit, which contradiction do we apply here??
Annnnnnnd since the Colt Dolt is too much of a pussy to show All his sports bets, much less One of them of any substance, in 34 days. I am officially replacing Chrissy as the Goat because of the documentation I’m posting here. This proves that I win EVERY Single Day folks, it’s documented!
See folks, I knew when to play this Parlay! I knew the Jets would play like shit ALL game to throw off the haters on the Giants, then the Jets would get the luckiest call on 4th and 10 with 10 seconds left in the game! Annnnnnd I knew Giants backup QB would shit his pants and panic!
If you want to know my super, duper, oompa, loompa, Winning Parlay strategies, then Pay me $4999 and I’ll show you how I document and win Every Single Day.
Please NO! We don’t need his type around here!Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
It is the MLM capital here, so maybe that’s why he’s coming to Utah!
Squirtstopher is going to live off the Grid with Mastermind Alumni Mike Miltimore. Who gets his water in Utah from other people’s shitters! What a Millionaire Folks!!Quote:
Originally Posted by UtahDronePlease NO! We don’t need his type around here!Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
It is the MLM capital here, so maybe that’s why he’s coming to Utah!
Little Kyle just squirted out another Massive win of $19 folks! $19 a day, couldn’t that Change Your Life folks? You could go from eating $300 Sushi and drinking $434 glasses of Wine ONE time, to eating Ramen noodles with Feces filtered water in Utah by following the Colt Dolt! What are you waiting for Folks???
Sign up for the Birthday Booty Bash with Kyle “Shrimp Dick” Mitchell and his Cocktail of Lies!
#BabyDickChrissy
day 2 of the 30 day challenge can be seen here if you wish, i haven't watched it yet
https://files.catbox.moe/z9skvw.mp4
After watching that Chrissy doco I think I've hit my nonsense quota for a few days.
A quick look shows Chrissy is at least keeping the same balance from end to start of next video, and he's defied some expectations by making 2 in a row.
For new people, thats twice as many as his Chrissy Gump goes running videos.
We've seen countless of these "30 day challenge" posts by Chrissy and he's followed through with exactly 0.0 of them.
This 30 day challenge I'll give it 3 or 4 days MAX before there is a gap and we start seeing other videos and he'll completely ignore the 30 day challenge.....again.
doesn't sound like ZD wants to do the editorial.... which is fine... i don't blame him... but there is a few good takeaways from this and this is just a quick and to the point editorial... it's a Baccarat session... table minimum is $1...
5'55" another mastermind event coming soon it's gonna be to teach baccarat, gonna teach them to win 2500 to 25,000 per day
7'30" pushing to purchase to his book.... millionaire blueprint .... it explains how to grow your $100 bankroll into a
million in 1 yr. by winning 3% per day...
about 3/4 of the way through the video.... things start to go south, for his bestest strategy ever that he hasn't lost with
yet... follow the winner..... he has to make a $45 dollar bet chasing losses that started at $1... table minimum.... good thing for him he wasn't
showing us how high rollers do it starting your bet at $500 like he does in the high limit room at the brick n mortar casinos
and he admits he needs to win this one cause he won't be able to Mitchellgale his bet again... unfortunately for us he
wins the bet and is going to stop the video here cause he is well above his 3% goal....
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BedWetterBettor: Squirtstopher does these to distract his dip shit followers from something he wants to hide. In this case, it’s Likely his sports bet losses(which haven’t been shown in over a month) or the Mastermind Losing Weekend,which very little footage was seen
On Oct. 9, Christopher Mitchell showed us that he bet $12K on the 49ers and won $6K.
He told us in this video that the 49ers were the greatest team in the NFL.
Since then, the 49ers have lost 3 games in a row. (the Christopher Mitchell blessing usually becomes the kiss of death)
I can only hope that CM re-upped (and Mitchellgaled) his $12K bets on the 49ers for 3 weeks straight and got completely crushed.
Now Bird Brain is giving relationship advice. I mean…he must know all about these things if he’s able to do them 7000 miles from his romantic interest.
As a Niner fan, I knew not to buy into the early season hype. They’re fine though. Plenty of time to right the ship. It’s all about how you’re playing in late December.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq ReedQuote:
BedWetterBettor: Squirtstopher does these to distract his dip shit followers from something he wants to hide. In this case, it’s Likely his sports bet losses(which haven’t been shown in over a month) or the Mastermind Losing Weekend,which very little footage was seen
On Oct. 9, Christopher Mitchell showed us that he bet $12K on the 49ers and won $6K.
He told us in this video that the 49ers were the greatest team in the NFL.
Since then, the 49ers have lost 3 games in a row. (the Christopher Mitchell blessing usually becomes the kiss of death)
I can only hope that CM re-upped (and Mitchellgaled) his $12K bets on the 49ers for 3 weeks straight and got completely crushed.
Blowjob Bob showed up in the comments, after months of seclusion!
As you Know… He posts rambling, non-sensical comments and doesn’t even seem to complete his sentence.
Almost as if he’s being held hostage and forced to post in favor of Chrissy getting engagement?
Funny that he only posted 6 comments this year and HALF are on Chrissy’s 3 most recent videos?
He mentions he’s still gambling and talking to Willie Wanker Rivera, but of course neither one is a millionaire after 3 years of trusting the process! Shoutout to Zach, livin off the grid and running from his Porn addiction! Lol!!
Shout-out to Elmo...
And since the Holidays are right around the corner...
Wouldn’t ya know who else came out of the closet to comment on Chrissy clips???
SerpenTard, under one of his many duplicate accounts commenting nonsense about he won this and that, with no proof of course. Amazingly there was complete radio silence on Squirtstopher’s videos around the same amount of time that old Bob was absent, hmmmm?
Then you have this guy, who appears to be a real person, owned Chrissy and didn’t even get deleted??
Why do I have the feeling Chrissy is picturing One person’s face when he makes these kind of posts??
And as gross as that face it is, it really looks nothing like Little Kyle, could he have a different daddy and Old Saint Paul is only Drew’s biological daddy?
Looks wayyy more like Smurf Boy Drew than Squirtstopher!
Or the needle marks from those roid injections! Paul Sr. Has those lines too!Quote:
PositiveVariance: Drew has Japanese wringing between his eye brows. Botox?
#MitchellDummiesDaddyIssues
While it is a well known and undisputed fact that Chrissy is an idiot, he occasionally surprises us with his depth of idiocy.
That comment about go get a second part time job would go viral (like herpes) would be massive for our hero.
He seems to have forgotten the gig economy exploded thanks to Covid and that type of thing is well over 3 years old by now.
Saw this on Stewman’s page and got a good laugh out of it!
Why doesn’t Squirtstopher sign up for that “last” spot??? 6 figures for a one year commitment should be a drop in the bucket for the Colt Goat, no? He could make that 100k back in a month easily with his new super duper Oompa Loompa doompity doo strategy and 20k in hand from the 4 idiots at the mastermind!
What ever happened to Stewman’s documentary? Didn’t he also have a camera man following him around filming all his events and big successes for a year? Or did that go into the ether like Little Kyle’s doc and will now be a hour or Ryan talking in front of his laptop whilst fumbling through photos! Hahaha!
Folks…
Happy Halloween everyone…
Is Chrissy going for the Boy George look or the Milli Vilnilli look this year? You can be the judge!
Chicago’s own roofie legend Blockhead Rick DLF wanted to get in on the action too!
Let’s not forget about Chrissy’s slobber licking butt buddy!
Finally…let’s not forget about the true meaning of this Pagan holiday! Poor Bob by the way…keeps wearing the same dirty Halloween outfit for the past 70 years.
That’s not the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown…It’s Chrissy Bottoms!
Squirtstopher releases the Biggest… Biggest win of his Career folks…
A Massive, Life Changing and Millionaire Making…
Eleven Dollars Folks! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
This is pathetic and shows how broke the Colt Dolt is after losing his ass during the Masturbator Mind meeting! And where are Stacy and NVB? Haven’t seen them about as long as we haven’t seen a winning, sports bet ticket, a sushi dinner or even Casino chips from Bellagio or MGM properties, could they have finally left the Throat Goat?
And just noticed that the cents balance in the previous two videos was 62 cents and now it’s at 42 cents. So likely another reload from Little Kyle offscreen similar to the $140 start balance when he made less than that on the last two videos! He’ll probably go “Hurr durr I placed two Roulette bets of 10 cents each and lost or derrrrp I made an 80 cent profit Off camera folks!”
Neither explains why he can’t show his bet history for this year or Any Year! But Hurr hurr documentation beats Masturbation folks!
Oh I know, but it’s fun making the little midget squirm and make stupid videos exposing his lies. He’s so easy to goad and this will surely rattle the little monkey spanker’s cage!Quote:
TheRivers: Let’s face it…Stacy will never leave. It’s just the way it is.
day 3 of the 30 challenge can be seen here f you wish, i haven't watched it yet.... i can't even remember what he is suppose to accomplish when the 30 days are up ? what he really needs at a minimum is a 30 day stint in the Clark County Jail....
https://files.catbox.moe/d7eckz.mp4
a little quick breakdown of todays video.... didn't miss much, except he now has a strategy for inside numbers.... and he supposedly played some inside numbers in todays video but you couldn't see what he played because he enlarged the camera that is on him and covered up the roulette table..
my guess is he played 2 dozens and 1 inside number..... he won the bet.... makes a bunch of excuses as to why now he might play some inside numbers OCCASIONALLY.... LOL you can't make this shit up !!! oh, that was around the 27 min. mark....
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
In a recent video he claimed if a certain number had landed, he was going to place a bet on something: the initial number didnt land so he didnt follow through.
With that said, as both Phantom and ForumWars point out, its all nonsense.
I am happy to watch some of it, and I am intrigued how long this $100 nonsense will last but unless something interesting happens I'm happy to let it slide.
Lol at Squirtstopher really reaching for Facebook engagement… “Hurr hurr tell me what money can buy!?!?
I bet he deletes this post as soon as someone says a 2nd car or a Real Millionaire’s First House!!
While I doubt this is anything serious, it is rather curious that Stewman is pulling all these MLM fear of loss schemes and had to recently Delete two social media accounts. Could the feds be after him again???
I like how dumbasses like Stewman and Chrissy think they can just erase the paper trail by deleting posts and photos of social media! Yea that’ll stop an investigation, no way they can subpoena the social media host server for those pieces of evidence?!?!
His inside number secret strategy appears to be to bet on 24 of the numbers (24 numbers at 50 cents equals the $12 he bet). If it was anything but that and a number hit he’d have won a different amount than $18. If it were fewer numbers he’d have made more profit Funny thing is…he’s so dumb he probably truly believes that picking 24 numbers is better than picking two dozens…based on the position or those numbers on the whee (I.e. build your own dozens). Hmmm…didn’t I talk about doing this if you really think the spacing on the wheel matters?? Why yes indeed I did. Will need to go back and find that post. Was a little while ago.
Chrissy, you can build your own dozen, use one of the defined dozens or columns, or throw 12 darts at a number board. The odds are still the same…12/37, 12/38, or 12/39…depending on which game variant you’re playing. But you’re still only going to get paid 2:1, which is less than what the actual odds are.
Keep on studying Mr Einstein. I’m sure you’ll crack the code eventually. After all…you’re the GOAT. You’re bound to be the first in history to do it. In the meantime I’m sure the casinos are shivering in their boots about what you’ve found. Better keep it well hidden and not tell anyone…even if they pay you.
i was just about ready to go to bed.... i figured i better check ol' Krissy boys channel.... he went live ... just missed it.... so i grabbed the download...
first thing he says is " i was going to live and do the 4th day of the challenge.... but just can't get the screen to come up with the dealers.... i tried and i tried " .... LOL LMAO can't make this shit up.... anyways i got the download and gonna finish watching it tomorrow... here's a link just in case he deletes it.... good night all....
https://files.catbox.moe/zvmi7u.mp4
More of the Usual Lies and Rambling in his live stream. Right out the gate he proclaims he's doing a Live, In Person Mastermind event this weekend for Baccy only where he will show you how you make $25,000 a day... Bahahahahahaha, what happened to don’t be greedy? Make $200 a day and be happy? Guess that’s gone faster than his dignity at Bryan Ockert’s house in Austin TX!
What’s his new Masturbator Mind Strategy Extortion Scheme this time? “Hurr hurr, make $11 in 20 minutes, do that 2272 times a day and you'll have $25,000 folks, it's that easy!"
Other Highlights Include:
BrUCE Maiva, Millionaire Deadbroke Uber driver shows up in the live chat with all of 30 people... loL!
Squirtstopher gets excited about someone mentioning Toronto and thinks of a Canadian hockey team... from Vancouver... hahaha! Yup, they're so synonymous with Toronto all the way in Western Canada. Classic Stupid Chrissy!
Says his Inner Circle is not important to him and he wouldn't care if it disappeared.... yeaaa sure!
Mentions fellow scammers such as Vegas Dave and Steve Stevens saying they're selling bullshit picks(likely cuz he bought them) and then rags on Mikki Mase and claims he bumped into him at Resorts World. Sure sure!
He gets angry when someone asks him to show his bank account and he says "He doesn't have to because he already did... over a Year ago hurr hurr!" So he's broke and clearly can't show any real money in the bank as Mr. Foster took that Loan back!
Gets more pissy when people ask him to film live table play and then says "Hurr durr I can't film because haterz will find me and copy my stragedies, even though I make videos showing myself playing with dem constantly!"
Then talks about how he never loses money playing sports... Roll Boston Bruins Footage, Ohio State vs Georgia footage, Boston Celtics Post, Superbowl post, Paul vs Fury footage, etc. Complete Lie!~
He also says you can’t be his friend because he doesn’t associate with Deadbroke people! Which is probably what Keith Craft, Ryan Stewman and Adam Lyons told Chrissy when he was sniffing after them and begging for their friendship, lol!
Paul Mitchell gets mentioned and Chrissy says he won’t make peace with his daddy! Well, No shit, how else is Squirtstopher going to whine and complain in his videos about how hard he had it growing up and how his daddy beat him?
Not a whole lot here other than him saying he’s doing another Mastermind this weekend out of the blue. I’m betting because the one last week was a disaster and they Lost their asses on Roulette and sports bets following the Colt Dolt! So he needs to not only erase that memory from the mind of chums like Branko And Dipshit Dave Pruett, but he needs to get footage he can actually Use for YT videos!
Further to BWB’s post here are sone other notables from the live stream:
- Says that we don’t know who he’s been training to gamble and implies that his clients include celebrities and “whales.”
- Brags that someone wired him 50K a few days ago. Does not say for what purpose. But we have all suspected that at times when he shows money he could be getting large transfers from someone for some questionable purpose.
- Says that you can’t go anywhere further East in the US than Atlantic City. Jeez, learn some geography. While it is true that if you are in AC you can’t go east without winding up in the ocean there are certainly parts of the US that are further east of Atlantic City…Long Island, Rhode Island, and Maine…just to name a few
- Says that the big name sports touts are fake and they show bet slips that you can download from the internet. Hmm…wonder how often Chrissy has done that
- Says that sone of the touts hold up fake money that they bought off the internet. Hmmm…didn’t Chrissy sit on his money bedspread and do the same thing last year?
- Says he doesn’t keep any of his old videos. Once they are uploaded he deletes them. Hmmm…is that why the first thing he always does when creating a replacement channel is to upload sone old videos?
- Says that the low roller casinos are intimidated by him and all his money and that’s why he doesn’t go to them. Wonder if Palace Station and Rampart know how in fear they are.
- Says nobody can be a friend unless they are at his level. Guess that’s why he has no friends. Nobody wants to lower themselves to his level.
- Says he is doing the live stream since he couldn’t get the live dealer session going with Bet Online..so he’s just killing time waiting. Gee…I wonder what really happened here.
Squirter just put out his Big Win for today! Another amazing, massive 2 figure win of $14 folks! Hahahaha! Guess he was too much of a pussy to do it in a live stream and didn’t want to go busto like he did those other 4 times!
He now proclaims he has a super dee duper Oompa Loompa , bestest guaranteed winning Baccy strategy that makes $25,000 a day folks!?!?
And all it will cost you to learn this new Stragedy is… $5000!
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Annnnnnnd it comes with a money back guarantee folks, so that means Chrissy is the real deal!!!
Just like the Game Changer strategy back in 2021, the Birthday booty bash strategy of 2022, the 4 step freedom factor strategy of 2023 and the most recent Roulette strategy for $5000, you can’t LOSE with this new $5000 strategy folks!?!
Because of course, the Colt Goat can’t just implement this alleged new Stragedy and make all that money and ohhhh I don’t know, deliver on his promise that his elite chums get access to All His Strategies and ANY new strategies that he may create in the future? The Colt Dolt is so generous, he’ll ONLY extort you for $5000! What a deal folks!!!
Wearing a cheap black hoodie and looking reminiscent to his stolen Caesar’s bath robes from days gone by!
wow, he is back to $100 bankrolls. He is close to broke...He isn't doing this challenge for low rollers(obviously) he is doing this because he needs to believe he can turn his $100 into a million and believe his own bullshit.
What a loser. Gets a 2nd chance at life(or whatever number we are on) by finding suckers to just hand him money and in turn he gives it all to the casino because he can't handle his addiction.
Good job Chris. Back to 50 cent bets again. You will ALWAYS BE BROKE!
day 4 of the 30 day challenge, i haven't watched it yet
https://files.catbox.moe/twky5v.mp4
Chrissy most likely lost his bankroll as well as all the bankrolls of the 4 buffoons that showed up to his recent Mastermind. I'm wondering if he offered them a "make up" event, since they lost it all? This is a common tactic with sports touts that sell picks. "If you lose, I will give you a free pick!" I always thought that was halarious. Of course they will give you a free pick, they are worthless. Actually less than worthless, since you will lose additional money on top of what you pay them.
It is clear that Chrissy is jealous of the other scammers since they are pulling in great money, and here is Chrissy, not able to buy his Skanky wife a car, or lease a place without a cosigner.
He probably really is desperate this time. Why 2 Mastermind in 10 days? He is probably hoping for just 1 Donkey to pay him $5k.
Ya sure Chrissy $25k/day or $9.1 Million per year, but needs Mr. Foster to sign for his lease lol. Such a Buffoon.
I do enjoy how he puts out videos for "low rollers" and then asks for 5k to be in his group or 10k to meet him---hold on let me get my 50 cent bet in---okay, or $500 to learn his secret numbers. LOL.
It would be like paying a sports tout 1k a month after they show you their $5 bet that won them $2.50.
It's pure comedy at this point. He is probably down to his last 10k or so....
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Originally Posted by crudebar
This is pretty much it.
Chrissy's biggest flaw is he is an idiot.
When he was doing ACN, he had upline that would tell him exactly how to run the business, what $$$ to use and how to do it.
Everyone got some pie and assumedly the customers ultimately benefited from either a bulk discount, or at least saving time by having one payment going to ACN to pay for a range of services.
As we have seen when Chrissy is thinking for himself, its hurr hurr "lets raise the cost and lose members, lets lower the cost, o no I'm dealing with broke losers who moan, lets raise the cost and lose members, lets offer a special deal for new members and alienate old members, lets have monthly prizes and never pay out, lets have meetups that initially worked and bugger up that forumula, ok, lets lower the price again. Now lets tell people I dont care about running the chums club and see that turn to shit, then whine about for months"
hurr hurr indeed.
Holy shit. It just gets funnier and funnier. Now he wants a 5K commitment per month for a whole year and no you won’t win 25K per day…you’ll win 25K across three days every month when you go gambling with him. No mention of a money back guarantee now. But hurry up guys…he’s only offering this to 5 people. Get ready to pony up that 60K per year plus monthly travel expenses. How can you possibly go wrong?
This may be the most bold sales pitch he’s had to date…and another sign that he needs money badly.
And speaking of, Chrissy has a new video
"Gambling Strategy Chrissy shares secret that turns $5k into $25k every month"
Chrissy cosplaying a smurf in the video and holding cash.
6.79k subscribers at time of viewing
Fortunately only 5m13s of nonsense.
20s Chrissy says he is going to give 5 lucky* people the opportunity of a life time
*I'm pretty sure our definitions of this word are different as being given the chance to be scammed isnt lucky, but lets move on.
40s Chrissy says he is going to run personal coaching club for only 5 individuals
(see my above post about how he fucks up even simple models)
This suggests he is super low on chums, but thinks he can milk the 5 he has for even more money.
Chrissy says this is a once in a life time opportunity
Translation: He'll forget about it in 6 months and try it again
For $5000 PER MONTH they get to meet with Chrissy in person for 3 days
Remember when he moaned how valuable his time was, and suggested he was going to stop doing MM events
Also, he's effectively discounting his BFE from $10k to $5k because most likely no one was dumb enough to give him $10k.
Chrissy claims during those 3 days the people will get to gamble with him live in in the casino
1m24 Chrissy clear states he will make those people $25000 during those 3 days
Yeah 1DBC grab this video because he'll probably be deleting it real soon
Chrissy says this nonsense will go on for 12 months
2m04 Chrissy clarifies the only thing they will do during those 3 days is gamble at the casino
So, no kissing, no fucking, no sightseeing, no eating, just gambling
Actually scratch that, those 5 chums are definitely getting fucked.
2m11s Chrissy repeats he will make them atleast $25000
2m18s Chrissy needs to explain simple math: Over the course of an entire year, you give me $60k and Chrissy will make you atleast $300k
2m29 Chrissy clearly states "$60k investment, $300k return"
2m38 Blah blah blah share my number #1 money making secret I've neevr shared before
Let me guess its "Find 5 idiots, charge them $5k a month and tell them to each find 5 idiots to give them $5k a month...
2m55 Chrissy points out the casinos could change things and stop this scheme from working: Whats Chrissy's plan if they do that in January?
3m20 Chrissy needs to learn to stop when he is ahead: hurr hurr I developed this strategy by going to over 275 casinos AND by losing over half a million dollars
3m50s Chrissy states the obvious and very idiotic part of this nonsense "Hurr hurr if you want to use this strategy outside of those 3 days you can, and you could make even more money
So, why would I want to pay for more than one month?
More blah blah blah.
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Of note, there is no reason why Chrissy needs this to be a 12 month committment, other than he needs $300k over 12 months himself, or at least $25k in the first month.
Also of note, he never explicitly states it will be Vegas casinos because he could be banned.
If Chrissy gets just one single Chum to give him $5k per month , society has reached a new low!
Come on guys, fire up the burner accounts, he is going to be extra attentive towards people messaging him licking his fat midget lips desperate for $5k monthly.
I think it is funny how Everytime he has these massive losing streaks and the Chums are pissed off, he thinks the solution is to raise the price!
I believe this is at least the third time he greatly increased the price after turmoil amongst the Chums. He thinks, "How can I make the same money with less Chums?" Now he is going to try to find 1 Super Chum(p) to pay $5k. I don't believe right now he is even making $5k total from the group, for all the Chums combined.
Watching him in desperation is priceless. He was clearly triggered over Vegas Dave bringing in the bread. Now he wants to try it. Unfortunately for him, any information he has related to gambling is LESS than WORTHLESS.
Yup, NEGATIVE Worthlessness! - If that is even a thing.
Squirtstopher really has No Shame!!! This is pathetic even for HIM!!!
This is the 4th time this YEAR he’s pulled the (Mastur)Bait and Switch extortion scam and even April Going Down Hill isn’t dumb enough to fall for this!
Chrissy is high as he is craving cock and I’m betting he’s gonna have to do an OnlyFans like Sarah and Vic, only this time he won’t be Squirting by choice!
And you know the two outcomes of Chrissy's 3 day donkfests will be:
If the person doesnt get $25k "hurr hurr, you can come back next month for free hurr hurr"
If the person somehow wins $25k in the first two months "hurr hurr, you can pay in advance for the rest of the year hurr hurr"
Either way this nonsense will be over by the Birthday Booty bash and Chrissy will have a new scheme