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For a moment, I was thinking this is the same Red Pill that commented on Chrissy’s early live streams but I recall him reaching out to Bart saying he was not Stacy and was paid the $200 in old bills. The guy in the video has multiple channels and one under his real name Gonzalo L.
https://youtu.be/HV7InxZ92W4
Anyone know if this is the same guy or someone else??
First…he set up himself for this.
Working those donuts in that anti-Christian foul mouth and taking lame selfies seems very easy for Handjob Mitchell. It’s light work for me. It’s a honor and privilege to embarrass that arrogant and pompous son of a bitch.
In other news…
Wrapping up a nice vacation here in Vegas and except for the crowds at night, it wasn’t bad for mid week.
It seems like no one is working these days lol…played some blackjack and some slots. Lost a little bit of money but it was fun overall. It was so nice that there was no Christopher Mitchell.
And yes Mr. H, Chrissy’s Coltmobile aka the his Lambo wasn’t there…but there were others Chrissy wished he could afford.
It was a blessing. No live streams from the airport. No running his trap on the Strip or sucking Derek’s cock at the Mayfair Supper Club. No Stacy the Skank. No Non-verbal Bubs being carried around like a lap dog. It was peaceful.
I didn’t want to have to break Chrissy’s dentures or his cronies’ faces in. They don’t want it with Mr. Elmo. I was ready to go to Clark County jail if need be to prove a point to Chrissy and that Inner Circle. I swear I hate that man with every ounce of my fiber and being. He’s morally wrong and corrupt and if I’m not the one to teach him a lesson, I know for certain someone will.
On a quick note, I forgot to mention that I may seen Lucy at the Venetian. She was heading to the bathroom (near the Grand Lux restaurant and shoe shine area) and I was in shock. I didn’t take a picture…lol. I didn’t want to be that guy taking a pic of some old woman with herpes running to the lavatory.
Go fuck yourself, Frisco Fag. You like to drop f bombs and make fun of the working class. Well…you will be getting the same treatment back along with no respect from me. Never.
Did you use Chrissys BJ winning strategies on your trip Mr Elmo?
If you did then I’m surprised 😯 that you weren’t frogmarched from the casino 🎰 by security because “Your game is too good for us Sir” 😃
I wouldn’t have put it in the realms of fantasy for cocksucker Chrissy to stick his I’m Goat 🐐 license plate on the Lamborghini get Skanky Stacy to take a few pics and tell the world 🌍 that you to can have wheels like he has for the measly inner circle ⭕️ monthly fee of 99 bucks
New video up today where Chrissy now says he was driving for Uber before he started turning rich. Not sure how that’s possible considering he has said that when he was broke he had no car to drive…but hey, why should any of his stories ever line up.
I didn’t watch the whole thing but will look forward to our buddy zeal’s in depth analysis.
Something I was thinking about...
When Chrissy moved to Texas he had no intent on changing the family's one and only car over to Texas registration. Why? I think for one reason... That rediculous "IM GOAT" license plate.
Right before he left Vegas Forum Wars posted a picture of his registration transaction from the Nevada DMV Portal. His registration was comming due for another year. If you are moving to another state why pay $600 to renew another year if your not staying there and the registration isn't yet expired? The new state won't "prorate" your registration, it starts new for the state you are registering to (transfer fee plus registration fee - at least the states I'm aware of).
Hopefully the police get tired of seeing his rediculous plates around town and Hassel him. The "I'm visiting" will only work so long. If your going to live in that state change it over, then he can do like Jason Sample and put the plate on his wall. Speaking of Sample, looks like his probation has ended and he is back in business since he is no longer restricted.
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Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
I'm pretty sure near the end of the most recent livestream [complete fail], just before his swearing breakdown [complete fail] he mentioned someone claimed he had sold his car.
Just checked, its the 49m 54s mark where he starts the ramble. Its the blue hat and hoody combo live stream.
Given we havent seen the car, or him do a walk about since "leaving las vegas" it is possible he has sold it.
The fact we've only seen two videos that werent his "hostage situation" style of late is also telling, one was the firepit of doom, and the other was the ughly "I hope I dont get stabbed here" hotel room.
Short version:
Chrissy looks utterly ridiculous with his sunglasses on, inside, reflecting the lights shining on him.
He looks like a fly.
After realising the "success" of pitching his nonsense to truck drivers, Chrissy realises he can also pitch his nonsense to Uber drivers.
He uses a lot of "including" language at the start to try and get those Uber drives to trust and believe him.
And boom goes the dynamite, new revelation, claims his dad cheated on his mom, and his brother is actually only his half brother.
And we get the sainted mother story again because why not.
Other than the above revelations, and the claim he drove for Uber, not much meat in this video.
Long version:
About to watch today's nonsense:
fortunately a lean 23 minutes entitled "From Uber driver to millionaire".
It already starts with "True story" [complete lie].
Chrissy hasnt shaved in days, and is changing things up by wearing a white Boss short sleeve hoodie as opposed to his long sleeve Nike hoodies.
Edits as we go.
The sound is slightly off because he is recording from his gimp room, and because the lights are very bright he has to wear sunglasses.
I think he finally realised his "tell" his lying smirk, and the sunglasses help reduce or distract from the smirk.
He claims this is a true story because he was that uber driver [and then everyone clapped].
1m 50s claims the in-laws are in town visiting. Despite claims of taking them out to dinner and sporting events there is no evidence of this [documentation beats masturbation every time].
Interestingly, he didnt bother shaving despite they are visiting and despite claims of going out to dinner. Unless there is evidence on Insta, this is likely a complete lie.
Claims the in-laws were in tears because previously they had told Stacey to divorce Chrissy for being a loser, but now they are so happy she didnt because he is a multi-millionaire.
I'm surprised he didnt crank this story out last week to rival the Easter miracle.
Claims he drove from 5am to 2am the next day and made $372. While that is not physically impossible, it is dangerous, and most regulated driving industries would not allow it.
Good thing Uber is unregulated, and good thing this is a fantasy Chrissy came up while taking his daily crap.
4:15m "I'm telling the truth" AND HE SMIRKS [complete lie].
5:22 He starts to talk about his parents [I'm sure this will evolve into the sainted mother story]
And boom, he reveals his brother is a bastard product of an affair.
7:45 claims his father told him he was living in a fantasy world [no smirk, we know this is true].
9m claims he made $15000 yesterday "without doing any work". [Any documentation of this? No, dont be silly]
13m 40s starts the whole "get a mentor and listen to exactly what the mentor says"
Then starts selling the May Masty Meet-up.
14:23 "I'm going to teach them how to never pay taxes again" Of all the things likely to fuck right up and cause problems, this will likely be it .
16:45 claims again he made $15k "passively" in one day. He then claims that is what someone with a college education would make after 4 months.
17:23 better sign up for the May Masty Meetup because there are "only 2 or 3" spots left. Like he is turning any idiot with $800 away.
18m claims he and Stacey have spent all their time together since Non-Verbal Bubs was born, seeming to have forgotten his live stream from the airport when he went to the couples retreat a few weeks ago.
Given how much of a sham that was, I can see why he'd want to forget about it.
22m He starts the classic "You need to give me $800 rant or you are broke" speech. Claims people are wasting $300 in trips to Walmart that could be much better spent on him.
24:09 He starts doing a circular motion for a hamster wheel but starts rambling about a treadmill. For a fitness expert, he gets easily confused.
Much like everything Chrissy does, he finds someone successful and then does a bargain basement version of it.
In this case, he tries to build himself into a Hitler style fervour to incite action, but naturally it just ends flat.
Today's white hoody video [in case he makes a gambling video later] is the standard nonsense with the slight twist he claims he drove for Uber while Stacey was pregnant, and that his brother is really a bastard child of an affair and therefore only a half brother.
In reality, Chrissy probably had the same developmental issues that poor Non-Verbal Bubs has and Chrissy's father [still alive and in his 70s according today's video] probably figured it was worth the risk knocking some other woman up and seeing if he could come up with a better heir.
Interestingly, someone else in these forums did post a few weeks back they thought Chrissy had been an Uber driver because of account details, but it was pointed out it could have meant something else.
In the video comments, Bob Jenkins goes full retard in worshipping Chrissy [and never go full retard]
Someone else asks if Chrissy is buying real estate, and Chrissy claims that he is, but again, no documentation on that one.
You owe it to yourself to watch approximately 3 seconds of Chrissy with his short sleeve hoody and the lights reflecting in his sun glasses and be thankful you arent a muppet like he is.
Thank again Mr Donk , sorry 😞 though I cannot do it , not even for three seconds.
Those are 3 seconds that I will never get back I’m afraid.
Interesting 🤨 though about all the mentor drivel , I seem to recall way back in the (now unfortunately deleted) early videos that Chrissys zillionaire mentor said
“Christopher (for yes it ‘‘twas he) , if you want to be successful you need to find out what every else is doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand (artistic license by me) do the complete opposite”
Seems sage advice for anyone considering the mastermind booty camp ⛺️.
So some free advice from me Folks , instead of giving Chrissy 800 bucks , wipe your arse with them and flush the bills 💵 down the crapper 🚽
That’s fairly opposite to Chrissys idea 💡 methinks.
Judging on how mad CM was at the end of the uber video I don't think he has one person signed up or at least only 1 or 2 at best
I also think he has made any inner circle jerk who was a lifetime member convert to the 99 per month club....also he calls in inner circle instead Facebook group because he can delete the group and restart it without making announcement that he deleted the group
Plus CM most be a real pain in the ass keep making comments to those who make the cut that won't get deleted but will never join the circle or your mastermind shit
Another law of attraction video and more.money flashing. Zzzzzzz
I couldn’t watch this one. Seen it 3 times already over the years. Guy is running out of material. His gambling videos are the most entertaining/funny from my POV.
Today's video, in black, law of attraction (again).
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Long version
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Only highlight, he didnt pitch the May Masty Meet up.
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Only watch if you enjoy the sainted mother dying from stress story which he opens with.
For a guy who claims to be a professional gambler, he has played 12 hands of blackjack "on stream" in 8 days.
The other day I queried why he didnt burn the prop money, now we know why.
Broke loser Christopher Mitchell should have put Steve Stevens on his vision board cuz he's "on the grind tryin' to make $100,000 a day".
Not month, pussy.
These superstitious Word of Faith, The Secret, etc incantation dorks with their "thoughts are things and words are the vessels" are peak retard.
L.O.L
Chrissy must have read the comments about forgetting to plug the May Masty Meetup.
"Only 2 spots left".
"Only $800, the next one is $1000, and they will never ever ever ever ever ever be cheaper than $800 ever ever ever again".
Oddly he has changed his look for this nonsense [white top, blue cap, still in his echo chamber bunker].
Sadly, no shoutouts to Non-Verbal Bubs.
Looks like Chrissy has updated the image on the "Keeping up..." youtube page.
Natch its him stuffing his face with junk food because nothing says "pay for my fitness tips" than that.
Looks like he's recycling his "Greatest (s)Hits" with these new lame hostage vids.
At least he admits (without realizing what he is actually saying) that his systems are "first grade" thinking. LOL
Super desperate.
Totally normal for someone making 100k a month to do daily videos for weeks trying to fill the last remaining spots for a less than 1k. This is the most desperate i think we have see him so far. He desperately needs a few k right now. I guess he had to give the 200k back to Stacy's parents or whoever he was holding it for.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
It’s so simple…just win $333 per day and you’ll make $120K per year. Quit your job now.
Guess making 15K per month and $180K per year was too much to ask so he had to lower it.
Decided to watch today's nonsense since its only 13 minutes long:
He's wearing grey which almost matches the colour of his bunker room wall, and tops it with a black cap so we can see him.
Still no shave, the doctors probably arent allowing him sharp objects right now.
He manages to throw in a negative comment about people who go to college in the first 7 minutes:
6:58 "Only play the casino games with the best odds, Baccarat, Roulette and Blackjack in that order".
Its almosy like Chrissy makes money from people following his tips and losing at the casino.
Obligatory Wizard of Odds link for anyone new to the thread such as current and former Chrissy fans.
https://wizardofodds.com/gambling/house-edge/
10m slides in a "do whatever it takes" line.
10:45m Chrissy uses a new catch phrase, that ironically he learnt back in the Colt Studio days
"inch by inch, its a cinch, yard by yard, its too hard".
Apparently you just need to believe this system and it'll work. [complete lie].
And another video about gambling, from a gambler, without actual gambling in it.
No Non-Verbal bubs, no Stacey, no furniture, no surprises here.
Verdict: Even those who only watch for the saitned mother story will be disappointed by today's math lesson.