another slot win.... just a random hundo as he was getting his sports bets in that he never shows....
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another slot win.... just a random hundo as he was getting his sports bets in that he never shows....
daily dose of goatshit you can watch here https://files.catbox.moe/m5fh1w.mp4
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Easy to disprove this Lie that he put a Single Hundred dollar bill and Hit The Button(inferring a single spin/bet) and got this payout on the first spin!
Bet is $7.50
Payout is $2685.32 (irrefutable)
Credits after Payout is added $2775.82. So 2775.82 - 2685.32 = 90.50 or $90.50
So at the time the Bonus was triggered he had Exactly $90.50 in credits on the machine. But if we add the $7.50 back to that it is NOT $100! Squirtstopher and his 1st grade math skills can’t figure out that this is $98!
Did the Bloat sit there and put in $98? Nope cuz Slots in Vegas don’t take $1 bills and require a minimum of $5 buy in! And he can’t Hurr hurr I put in a ticket with exactly $98 since he already Documented that he put in “a Hundred dollar bill!”
He also carefully states he “received over $10,000 from slots in 30 days”… not he won 10k or profited 10k. Proving he lost overall and has to take a page out of D Lucky’s book and use deceptive wording to lure in rubes cuz he’s too much of a pussy to show his sports bets!
He received 100,000 Big Loads over 10 years in Gay Porn… 99,900 of them were from Bryan Ockert!
#ColtDoltLies #LittleBitchKyleOwned
Chrissy's new video "Baccarat casino live"
For anyone new to this thread, Chrissy likes to claim live means pre-recorded and it is extremely likely in old channels he had to record multiple videos in a day to get one where he made a profit.
Anyways
5.43k subscribers at time of viewing: now he has hit 5k will it slow down or keep climbing?
24m10s of likely nonsense ahead.
Scene opens in the bunker, with Chrissy wearing a blue hoody, looking very tired.
This fits with his FB post looking manic-tired and him not posting anything yesterday.
0m54s Chrissy encouages you to sign up for his next MM event: does he mean the one that has had two spots open for over a week now?
1m40 Chrissy tells us hes a millionaire, and he doesnt care what you think about him or his videos, hes not here to impress us, doesnt care if you think hes a dead broke douchebag or a lying scam artist
I seem to remeber the law of confession, why is Chrissy using these words?
2m10s Chrissy has $246 in his account
so, is Stace no longer allowed to play after $3k disappeared, or was that a clever lie by Chrissy to encourage SAHMs to also degen gamble?
3m12 Despite rambling he doesnt care what we think Chrissy now rants "I dont need to hear your dumbass fucking comments" about him making small bets.
Sounds like Chrissy is already over stimulated.
3m24 Chrissy repeats he isnt here to impress us and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I dont care waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
O, he cares alright.
4m45 into this nonsense and still no gambling.
Chrissy shows us the time is 10:21pm so hes stayed up late, probably lost sports bets and is already cranky.
6m55 Despite being at the table for around 2 minutes, Chrissy had played 1 hand and won 95c because he bet on banker that won.
7m44 Chrissy loses his player bet and only martingales, despite telling us previously how bad martingale is
8m11 Chrissy is definitely over stimulated, "If you ask what website do I play on in the comments below, I will block you. Go to my website to find out the site I play on. I have no paitence or empathy or understanding for stupid people who dont follow directions"
The key word there is empathy.
we know he doesnt have empathy.
We know he is stupid, we would expect empathy from Chrissy to other idiots.
Chrissy gets his money back on tie, then loses to banker.
Chrissy tells us banker has won 3 in a row, except its B/B/T/B
9m05 Chrissy mitchellgales $2 to $5 and bets player for some reason, despite a clear banker trend.
9m53 Banker wins again (hurr hurr) so Chrissy now mitchellgales $5 to $12 and puts it on Banker.
10m29 Chrissy loses again and states "of course it switches to player, of course it does"
For someone who is a millionaire from being good at guessing coin flips, he isnt doing too well today.
10m43 Chrissy mitchellagesl only to $25 and claims he has a feeling banker will win so bets on banker
Rememebr kids, there is no room for emotions in gambling
Also, other than REBUKING SATAN there is no way for Chrissy to predict or change the outcome.
Chrissy even said in a recent video that praying to God doesnt make a difference.
Player improves to 8 and Chrissy gets a little twitchy, but sadly, banker improves to 9.
Chrissy wins $48.75 and is up $5 big boy dollars in 11 minutes
11m50 Chrissy again claims hes not here to impress us but hurr hurr he makes between $3k and $25k a day
The only evidence we have seen is his goofy assed face grinning in front of a slot machine which could be anyone's jackpot.
13m55 Chrissy drinks from a bottle that initially looks like a coke bottle, but might be something else.
At least it isnt a monster at 10:30pm.
14m08 Possibly the most stupid thing Chrissy has ever said: If you arent familiar with Baaaacky, its like Blaaacky, you get dealt 2 cards
Yeah that is the only similiarity.
15m35 Chrissy says "imagine playing ten 30 minute sessions"
Thats a lot of concentration and work for little reward but whatever.
15m29 chrissy continues this fantasy with "imagine making $25 in each of those sessions"
16m24 Chrissy really sells the dream with hurr hurr this is stressful hurr hurr
Didnt his sainted mother die of stress?
Doesnt he have anywhere from $1m to $3m in his bank accounts?
Why not buy a house, and invest the rest at 5% and live happy?
Why risk heart attack, cancer, stroke, aids or overdose from this stressful life style?
16m45 Hurr hurr do you know what I made famous? The phrase the trend is your friend, Follow the trend
As we saw earlier in the video, Chrissy went against the trend and lost.
17m14 whatever the trend is doing at the time, just follow that, it is the safest way to gamble at the casino
18m25 Chrissy claims hes making $1 a minute, imagine playing for _500_ minutes and making that type of money.
So, gamble online longer than you'd work in a day and hope Chrissy's extremely small sample size holds.
18m50 "Hurr hurr, when a streak is broken by a natural, often it goes back to the streak side"
there's only two sides (if we ignore ties since they dont count) what does he think will happen?
19m07 hurr hurr, it didnt go back to the streak hurr hurr
He really is an idiot.
19m55 hurr hurr, Chrissy keeps guessing wrong and has another $25 bet out
20m43 Chrissy claims to be up $16 by making small $1,2,3,4,5 bets.
He forgets hes been balls deep in $25 bets twice now.
21m30 Chrissy keeps rambling that a natural 8 or 9 is a blackjack, hurr hurr.
23m16 Camera cuts to Chrissy's face and no more gambling
A real cliff hanger with Chrissy with a $3 bet out and his final roll will be either $264,267, or $270.
My pick is he'll keep playing overnight and suddenly have $400 tomorrow because hurr hurr
23m29 Chrissy claims he accidently hit a button and shut down his computer
was he whacking it to porn?????????????????
He must have one of those millionaire quick-release computers where you need to shut down immediately when the wife walks into the room so she doesnt see you watching gay porn or something.
Chrissy's eyes seem a bit red when he is telling us this nonsense and he closes out somewhat quickly.
Did he go on a losing streak and edit the video?
Did he really accidently shut down his computer?
Does literally anyone care?
If you like watching Baaaaacky this is worth watching, otherwise there are almost no usable quotes and nothing we havent heard before.
Any shot Druff could get in touch with the guy at Youtube again to get his latest channel shut down? Not only is his new channel actually beginning to gain some traction, but he's also ramping up with the scams as opposed to the pseudo-motivational speaking he did in the initial videos. He's constantly begging for money for his group, for his mastermind, for personal coaching etc.
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Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs
this is why when we knew for sure it was Krissy's real channel about 4 months ago , and not an imposter uploading old videos, which was the case what Krissy was doing when the channel first appeared, but i said get it shut down right away.... don't fuck around and let this thing grow... well Druff thought it would be a good idea to fuck around and pull the rug from out under him when he got to 1k subscribers just when he was about to get monetized and many regular posters in this thread agreed and thought that would be funny too.... well here we are 2 months later and 5.5k subs later ( although many of them subs were bought by Krissy ) and now appears something happened with Druff's contact at YT... ????
It’s pretty safe to say Bird Brain is obsessed with Chrissy. He wants so bad to be adored by his midget, masturbating hero that he walks, talks and thinks like him! And I’m not even insinuating Homo erotic undertones, it’s almost an illness that he’s developed since first seeing the Bloat. Could be a man crush, but I think it’s more he identifies with the Little Dipshit and feels “he’s just like me”!Quote:
Tariq Reed: This is exactly what Chris "Birdbrain" Bird sounds like on his roulette videos.... "usually black or red will continue on a long streak... unless they don't." Chris and Christopher... peas in a pod.
https://youtu.be/3vSK2ecKmh0?si=6l1_stykwWvMm5Z1
Brandon had the same affliction and to a lesser extent Rick Lee did too. But they both wised up and saw the truth, Bird Boy is head over heels for Kyle and Nothing will pull him away from his “hero”. Truly sad!
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcarQuote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs
this is why when we knew for sure it was Krissy's real channel about 4 months ago , and not an imposter uploading old videos, which was the case what Krissy was doing when the channel first appeared, but i said get it shut down right away.... don't fuck around and let this thing grow... well Druff thought it would be a good idea to fuck around and pull the rug from out under him when he got to 1k subscribers just when he was about to get monetized and many regular posters in this thread agreed and thought that would be funny too.... well here we are 2 months later and 5.5k subs later ( although many of them subs were bought by Krissy ) and now appears something happened with Druff's contact at YT... ????
Now that it seems hes paid money to build up hs little channel, its the right time to yank the rug.
meh... i disagree... he's like a bad apple that keeps showing up.... he's like a diseased cow ( no pun intended ) that infects the rest of the herd ( society ) ...... you have to take care of these things right away.... and when another one shows up you have to put them down right away....Quote:
BedWetterBettor: Tips better to let your enemy build up his fake throne and crush him when he thinks he’s at his highest, then to put a speed bump down when he barely started his climb and he can start again easily!
ie: if he would of made another YT channel.... you have to take it down again right away... i mean let's say Druff does get the channel taken down tomorrow.... and Krissy starts another one next week.... would you really wait again to let that build up again for another 4 months and then take it out ??? and be in the same situation again as we are now 4 months down the road in January ?? if it makes sense to you... well then it makes sense to you.... but to me it doesn't and it doesn't sit very well with me at the moment....
I think there are many things to consider when deciding if it's best to try to have his channel nuked from the beginning or let him build up then nuke him after he has some traction. I see both sides. Personally, I think a major factor is if this is something that Druffs connection will continue to do for the long term.
These are the main advantages to each side as I see them. As far as waiting and letting him build up subscribers and views, when they terminate him it stings a lot harder and it absolutely deflates him. Look how long it took him to start another channel after the last one was terminated. It was a good amount of time. I truly think when he was terminated this last time, he did not have an intent to start another channel. As time went on he realized he needs the channel to source victims.
The other side of going after the termination right away, doesn't give him time to build anything up and source victims, however if his channel is nuked right away, it is a mere inconvenience to him and he will most likely create a new channel immediately since he didn't have much vested into it.
I see both sides, but for me, I really can't make a decision as to what I think is better until I know if this is something Druffs connection can and will continue to do everytime a request is made. We may never know. If I remember correctly, the YT connection was a friend of a friend type deal.
Also, it appears after a channel has been terminated there really aren't any controls in place to prevent the user from creating another channel. If I had to guess, there would be some type of internal control in place when it comes to applying for monetization. So more than likely Chrissy had to put this account in Stacy's name.
If "Stacy" was approved for monetization and this channel is nuked, now future monetized channels can not be in Chrissy's or Stacy's name.
There is always Mr. Foster...
2 more years Reece will be 18, I'm sure she will be targeted as well.
One last thing, Reece is now 16 years old. She is old enough to know what is going on. I'm sure she Googles Chrissy and her mother. I say there is a 60% chance that she is aware of and reads this forum... at least occasionally.
And a 100% chance that she knows Chrissy is a lying, deadbeat, cocksucking, scamming Buffoon.
Krissy got crushed in the Rangers and Rays series.... Rays were the favorite in that series... he could of got crushed in the Twins series too as the Twins swept that series also, but i'm not sure if the Twins were favored in that series or not ? but any ways i have it documented and circled on the white board about the Rangers so it must be true....
She probably has her grandpa and real dad looking out for her, NVB is the one that is at risk.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
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Wanna sit in the same row as the Mitchell’s for this game? You can do so for about 30% less than what Chrissy paid. Money well spent to sit way out in Right-center field.
So we now know the chums mastermind even isnt this weekend (we can besure it'd be during the week anyways) but he probably managed to scam up another chum for the event if hes throwing $2300 around.
Annnnnddd…just like that the bragging baseball game purchase post has been removed. Guess he didn’t like being called out for being dumb and having overpaid.
An interesting tidbit, the folks that own Chrissy's condo (The couple living in California that own a McDonald's franchise) also own another house in Las Vegas. A much nicer, more expensive home.
On Redracer Drive in Las Vegas. Valued at $1.2 Million. A home a few houses down sold about 5 weeks ago for $1.12 Million. Definitely on the higher side for Vegas. They purchased the house at the end of 2019, and constructed in 2020.
Mr. Millionaire Chrissy going after the condo rental instead of possibly this home and needing Mr. Foster to cosign. Chrissy, you are a LOSER, and will always be a LOSER!
I can't find the Dodgers post on his Facebook anymore. Did he delete it?
I am the resident expert on Dodger Stadium. I've been there every year since 1976, aside from 2020 for obvious reasons.
If Chrissy really bought those "front row" tickets, he's a moron.
First off, you don't ever buy Dodgers tickets days in advance. That's a sure way to overpay. You wait until 4-36 hours before the game, and preferably less than 24 hours before the game. Then you refresh and look for outlier seats which are underpriced by people who are panic-selling.
Also, most of the front row at Dodger Stadium isn't anything special. That's because there's a foul fence stretching from shallow LF to shallow RF, which makes it very hard to keep track of where the ball is going, if you're on the field level. Also, if you're to the left or right of the foul fence, you're way off to the side, and your view isn't very good. If you're in the bleachers (where Chrissy loves to sit, and then brag about it), you're super far away from all the action, except balls hit to the deep outfield.
The best place to sit at Dodger Stadium is the loge (2nd) level, between 1B and 3B, in the first few rows. You're high enough to where the fence isn't an issue, and you're low enough to where you still get a nice view of the players. Anything above that is too high.
Chrissy is a retard and is really just going to the game to make a statement that he's a rich guy. It's all part of the fake millionaire lifestyle he projects.
I have gone to a Dodgers NLDS game nearly every year they've made it (I think I missed one year), and I always paid less than $200/seat for much better locations than where Chrissy is sitting. Some years I pay closer to $100.
For those interested in how to work Stubhub to your advantage for baseball and other sporting events (even you, Chrissy), read this blog I wrote several years ago, which is still accurate today: http://toddwitteles.com/blog/2017/10...model-is-dead/
Funny enough, I would also be at that game on Saturday, but it conflicts with something else important, so I won't be there.
I can't wait to see the awful "front row" seats bought by this fake rich guy, using money he scammed from innocent saps.
BWB, I cropped the image you captured...
I wonder who's little appendage that is in the lower right corner, that Chrissy has his mouth wide open for?
You Ready, You Ready?
So presumably Squirtstopher is going to drive 4 hours for Summerlin to Dodger stadium in LA traffic annnnnnnd playoff stadium traffic just to stage one of his “Hurr hurr I’m so rich, look at me, I’m at a baseball game!” Videos. Like when he tried to do with the Chums in Tampa and only one idiot named John Potocki showed up, lol!!
I’m guessing there are Casino’s’s’s near the LA downtown area where the Little Midget Masturbator can place his sports bets. I remember years ago going to a Native Casino near Rancho Cucamonga called Morongo(sp?) so will the the bloat be there or does he dare travel back to Sycuan where his first spiritual de-pantsing occurred and he Lost his ass?
I think Hernan from Business Bros. podcast is around the area, perhaps Little Kyle would like to do another live, impromptu appearance, cuz the last one went sooooo well!!
Hahaha, just wait until someone meets up with him at Dodgers Stadium when he tries to make his shitty videos.
Speaking of Shitty videos, old CopyCat Cheetos has started doing Parlay Bets now, hahahahaha!
The guy who plays $1 Baccy bets online every single day is gonna lay out a few hundred on a 3 leg parlay!?!? I doubt it, anybody wanna Google reverse image search this ticket above and catch him in another lie???
I live in Vegas so you threw me off with that street name, since it doesn't exist in Vegas.Quote:
PositiveVariance:
An interesting tidbit, the folks that own Chrissy's condo (The couple living in California that own a McDonald's franchise) also own another house in Las Vegas. A much nicer, more expensive home.
On Redracer Drive in Las Vegas. Valued at $1.2 Million. A home a few houses down sold about 5 weeks ago for $1.12 Million. Definitely on the higher side for Vegas. They purchased the house at the end of 2019, and constructed in 2020.
But I found the house you're talking about and it's about a 1-2 minute drive to Kraft Mountain, in case they need to quickly do a drop-in visit to check on their tenants.
Higher side for Vegas as a whole, but Summerlin average home price is higher because it's a desirable location.
I would be curious what the purpose of this purchase was for them. The owners are in their late 50's and owning/operating a McDonald's in California. My guess is this is going to be their retirement home? Not typically the price range you buy to rent out as an investment property, but hard to say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
I’ve actually seen a number of “wealthy investors” spend over 1 mil on homes that they solely rent out. In my area(East Coast) the logic is to make a self sustaining rental property and that supposedly drives up the value. They essentially have dorks like Chrissy with shit credit, pay the Mortgage, Insurance, Taxes and upkeep by charging exorbitant rental rates for a high end Rental property, and chumps like the Bloat pay it because they can use it for their scams and schemes! Other fake gurus also rent large, million dollar homes short term to film videos or make content proclaiming to be living in these big houses.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVarianceI would be curious what the purpose of this purchase was for them. The owners are in their late 50's and owning/operating a McDonald's in California. My guess is this is going to be their retirement home? Not typically the price range you buy to rent out as an investment property, but hard to say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Not sure how it is NV, but with scammers like Vegas Dave there, you have to believe there are idiots who would pay higher rent rates for the chance to look rich. Case in point, Chrissy in Shitcago!!
You nailed this years ago: he acts the way a poor person who thinks rich people act.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
And, given how much he mkoans about how valuable his time is, he'd fly.
Despite refering to Bubs as a baby, they probably cant get away with super cheap fares for him any more.
And Chrissy with anew fB post as of 2 hours ago
"hurr hurr, Generous with money, stingy with time, hurr hurr".
Except, he's generous with other people's money and wastes so much time at the casino when he can play online, and wastes so much time making videos that are pure nonsense.
Let that sink in!
I popped by the BLOAT's channel this morning to see what new raisins might be in the bunny's cage (no new vids at this moment) but it struck me when seeing all the thumbnails together that Chrissy really looks like a zombie in all of his "butch fag face" poses.
Like everything else he does, he sucks at getting good lighting and he looks like somebody opened a coffin after about 6 months. He manages to look both gaunt and obese at the same time, somehow.
Perfect for Halloween, though.
I expect more free and therefore worthless content this weekend.
Nah, he tried that years ago with Colt and Chaos Men! But since the little Minute Man Midget went limp in 3 minutes every time, he decided to charge per load!Quote:
TheRivers: @Tariq it means now he’ll charge for his coaching by the hour.
Speaking of charging and coming up short, wonder how all his past “clients” feel about him claiming to be generous? Were Zach, Brandon, TJ, Kat Daddy and the Australian losers all shown this alleged Generous side? Or did they likely see something similar to the caption below?
While Captain Generosity was loitering around Burger King drive thrus paying for ONE order and getting mad when they spent over $30 on food “Hurr hurr Tip $150 and get mad at a $30 BK bill”, where were those refunds to his chums?
Remember the One time he posted about an Elite chum quitting after a month becuz they lost their ass following the Midget Masturbator and he threw a tantrum and posted their emails about asking for a refund that was promised?
Why doesn’t he deliver on those Free Monthly mastermind events promised this year? Or how about the 6 hours of Live Coaching that was promised with $499 a month?
All of a sudden that Extreme Generosity doesn’t exist? I think he meant Mr. Foster is extremely generous with his money and lending out his credit score to degenerate scamming frauds like Chrissy!
So not only does he still think there was a Mr Martingale that invented the betting progression but he’s now referring him as a douchebag. In order for someone to be a douchebag don’t they have to actually exist first?
The latest video is about why Grand Martingale is superior to Martingale.
Grand Martingale is equally as stupid, just like Chrissy and his cucks, and was disproven as a profitable system over 100 years ago. It was not invented by this snake oil salesman. Why not look at the facts...oh, we know why!
Weird guy, this aggressively talkative Chrissy Mitchell is. Must be easy to make a sustenance lifestyle (when you can huckster about 8-15 people for $400 a month) when you do not have the shame gene. What a loser.
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Chrissy, these vids are all the same. Could we get a new line of thinking. Like how personal pride and integrity are important character traits to have.
todays expert math class you can watch here... martingale sucks do this instead https://files.catbox.moe/fwm8le.mp4
Hahahahahaha, this rant is gold! Druff please don’t delete the channel yet, the entertainment value of his stupidity is worth the cost of his minuscule YT revenue, Lol!
Here PV & 1DBC, I cropped you about 2 weeks worth of screen caps for your future videos!
The little Pussy that shows One sports bet every 4 weeks and deletes his $500 Losing Roulette Slot Machine Live Stream calling his Dumbshit followers pussies… oh the irony!
I admit that I love this retard's channel. He continuously tops (bottoms?) himself with new levels of stupidity and it's unintentionally hilarious.
I don't care about people who are dumb enough to buy into his boolshit. They were just going to piss their life savings away to some scammer or another (Onpassive, prayer looms, investment clubs, etc) and, if they dump the college fund or retirement in the casino, it just helps keep the lights on in the poker room. You can't nerf the world or save everyone.
Anyone needing to be warned off of this guy almost needs to be reminded to breathe.
The next vid the YT algo presented me with was "The Sad Reality of Low IQ People". JOJ!
This is how most scammers justify themselves: “Stupid people are going to donk off their money, so why not to me?” I actually have this same mentality when I play poker. Scammers are narcissistic sociopaths who believe they are above society’s rules: “Hurr, hurr, jobs are for suckers” and “I’m going to homeschool Bubs” (with no education himself). Others are psychopaths with no empathy. Unfortunately, there are plenty of suckers out there who will buy into the fantasy that there is easy money out there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
Even worse, Bleeding Heart Libtards like the ones in this video excuse the behavior as “Hurr durr they Must NEED the money badly if they’re willing to do this type of thing, so derrrrp I don’t mind giving them money even though they’re frauds…” :::SMH:::Quote:
Originally Posted by JayjamiThis is how most scammers justify themselves: “Stupid people are going to donk off their money, so why not to me?” I actually have this same mentality when I play poker. Scammers are narcissistic sociopaths who believe they are above society’s rules: “Hurr, hurr, jobs are for suckers” and “I’m going to homeschool Bubs” (with no education himself). Others are psychopaths with no empathy. Unfortunately, there are plenty of suckers out there who will buy into the fantasy that there is easy money out there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
https://youtu.be/5NEMs1VGZRc?si=ko4nGrKU6PpwSLUo
It's a bit unfair of me to call all of Chrissyphus' victims stupid. Sure, the ones who stay in the chums club and the Bird Brains of the world are clearly mentally impaired. But I've had friends with relatively high IQs fall for Western Union scams or romance scams.
Once exposed, they took their lesson and didn't fall for the same thing again. So, for the good of society, Pissy Chrissy must fall....but I am in no hurry for the channel to go away. I have and will continue to report it but it's still a source of entertainment.
"Like they teach you in 1L, 'caveat emptor', pal" - Mike McD
Rep fail: In regards to the Violin scam, I have seen this scam in person with the violin and saxophone, there are actually 2 people that stand out at a Walmart in my area, usually at different times. I haven't figured out if they are together, or 1 got the idea from the other. The strange thing is, this is the only Walmart that I have seen that doesn't have security driving the parking lot to run off the various rift raft setting up shop.
I have to admit, I didn't realize it was a scam until a friend said, "have you seen the guy with the saxophone fake playing?"
Great video.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorEven worse, Bleeding Heart Libtards like the ones in this video excuse the behavior as “Hurr durr they Must NEED the money badly if they’re willing to do this type of thing, so derrrrp I don’t mind giving them money even though they’re frauds…” :::SMH:::Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayjami
https://youtu.be/5NEMs1VGZRc?si=ko4nGrKU6PpwSLUo
One thing I'm slightly concerned with about this thread is it will give Chrissy new ideas.
Prediction: Within 3 months we'll see Bubs playing the triangle and Chrissy trying to hustle money for his talented son.
And today's nonsense: Martingale betting system sucks
(despite Chrissy discussing using it in recent videos)
19m13 of likely nonsense ahead.
5.63k subscribers at time of viewing
Chrissy looks hella tired, gets a bit maniac, makes a dick of himself, maybe watch for Chrissy's delusional antics
The frantic pace to get to 5k has really slowed down over the last few days.
Thumbnail is Chrissy in a green hoody, arms crossed X fashion, the symbol in pro wrestloing for "real injury".
Lets see if Chrissy injures his already poor rep with this nonsense.
Chrissy opens in an excited state telling us martingale sucks
shoutout to Phantomlimb I believe who first referred to Chrissy as Uncle fester the self-molester, Chrissy really going for that look today
1m40 Chrissy refers to what appears to be large sheets of paper as a whiteboard.
3m27 Chrissy highlights if you start with $100 and lose 5 in a row your 6th bet is $3200.
He forgets to tell people they need at least $6300 for this nonsense, despite starting with $100 bets.
3m45 Chrissy taps his head and says mr martingale wasnt using his brain when he creeated the martingale betting system hurr hurr
I'm pretty sure the "inventor" of the mitchellgale system wasnt either.
4m28 Chrissy asks "why would anyone with half a of a brain?" and smiles in that creepy self-molestor way that he does.
I honestly cant tell if Chrissy legitimately believes he is a genius for coming up with the mitchellgale system. Given how proud he was of betting player in Baaaacky because of no commission and he has nothing else to be proud of, it is quite possible he believes he is a genius for this
4m40 Chrissy claims betting $3200 to win $100 is a big risk for small reward.
I'm sure when he makes similar sports bets the risk is much lower though.
6m45 Chrissy is an idiot.
He hurr hurrs about Baaaacky and asks the audience "What is a 5% commission on $3200? Its ok if you need to get your calculator out. Hurr hurr, its more than the $100 you'd win if you martingaled"
So, Chrissy knows its more than $100 but cant tell us himself.
Also, thats easy, just wait for a trigger of player, and bet on player.
7m17 Chrissy is an idiot
In his own words, Martingale is flawed because the only time it doesnt work is banker in Baaaaacky,
7m25 Chrissy claims he had to go back to his hotel room and do one better than mr martingale
Chrissy loves strawman emails and strawman arguments.
He has brought forwrd Mr Martingale as a real live person to piss on his grave.
Chrissy needs help.
Chrissy also needs sleep
8m15 After a flourish, Chrissy turns the "whiteboard" around and shows us the mitchellgale system
hurr hurr you must triple or quad your bet which is why $250 is 3x $100, hurr hurr
All his bets are 2x + slightly more.
8m30 Chrissy says he needs to give us a disclaimer so he gets really close to the camera and starts rambling about nose hairs, which is probably secret code for arse hairs because he claimed a long time ago to hurr hurr subliminal messages in his scripts that he writes 3-6 months in advance hurr hurr hurr
See what I did there, I added a secret special extra hurr because this video is mind numbingly stupid, like chrissy himself.
8m48 Chrissy claims the nose hair comment is his sense of humour and if you dont have a sense of humour you can leave.
how about we just nuke the channel instead, hurr hurr
9m05 Chrissy claims this system is NOT for pussies
Much like humour, a topic Chrissy is not well acquainted with.
basically, you are risking $10k instead of $6300 if it goes tits up 6 hands in a row.
9m45 Chrissy drops a couple of F bombs because hes getting excited again and starts rambling about diving head first into pools
He previously claims to have taken many balls to the first, its very reasonable to assume he's dived into an empty swimming pool before.
10m04 Chrissy gets a bit more maniac again and suggests people leave and go watch those pussy channels..."You know those channels I'm talking about"
Assumedly some sort of lesbian porn on pornhub.
10m10 Chrissy claims this channel is for the bad asses who want to wine and dine with the goat in Las vegas
Hilariously auto caption uses "whine" instead of "wine".
10m35 Chrissy continues his maniac rant saying you have to have big balls, big kahunas and "juggles" imaginary balls.
Well, for most people, imaginery. It could be muscle memory for Kyle Prescott helping out with the swim team.
11m03 Chrissy claims this is about being aggressive.
Much like a chihuahua snapping at your heels, Chrissy the midget is aggressive.
So very passive aggressive.
11m46 Chrissy keeps talking about Mr Martingale like hes Ronald McDonald or the Burger King.
Chrissy rambles away but forgets the problem of banker Baaacky commision.
14m 57 if you are still watching you have balls of steel cos the pussies left 5 minutes ago
A bold new strategy from Chrissy, rather than negging his viewers, he gives them a stroke job, because he knows hes dealing with idiots at this point.
15m30 Chrissy flashes the L sign again and rambles about losers.
15m46 Chrissy goes back to his mania, claiming he grabs life by the balls (by freequenting casinos for 8+ hrs a day???) and he takes what he wants from the freaking casinos.
But hurr hurr, remember, he isnt greedy, and some days he even donates money back to the casinos, hurr hurr.
17m35 Rememebr all the times Chrissy says you are bunting for single runs, adding it up? Well, he doesnt. He now talks about swinging and hitting home runs
17m50 Good news, Chrissy is back to claiming he has a $100k cash bankroll he takes with him.
18m25 Chrissy rambles about the 100k bankroll and then does a close up to camera and rambles "hurr hurr you are watching my channel, I'm not watching your channel"
18m40 Chrissy claims while we are watching him, he's laughing his white ass all the way to the bank.
Well, I see some laughing, and a monkey dancing around a whiteboard.
Not sure how this equates to him going to the bank, but whatever.
This gets the rare "Maybe watch this nonsense if you want to see Maniac Chrissy making a dick of himself" rating