Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Folks, in case you’re wondering the the status of Former Elite Chum and Mastermind Attendee Mike Miltimore, You will be happy to know he now is the living that Colt Goat life and has upgraded from sewer water to well water, hahaha!



Thanks to PV, I got to watch some of his million dollar ideas he learned at the very first Masturbator Mind Meeting with Shit for Brains Sam and Brown Nose Brandon!

You can see them here and join his 13 elite subscribers to witness his journey from trailer park trash to slightly less of a Meth Head!

https://youtu.be/BsdjnPVgeZU?si=HnCK46cWw2wFc9ar


Lol, he also does click bait videos for a website that tracks serial numbers on 1 dollar bills. Wonder if these were part of the 999 stack that little Kyle used to try and look like he had 100k???

Zeal mentioned: 6m30 after claiming people cant do math, Chrissy claims the 5 credits profit he has [1005 total credits] is $5, despite putting in $500 to get 1000 credits and despite it sayins 50c credits
So 3x3 = 10 and 5x 0.5 is 5.

This might be one of the best, possibly the BEST, videos to show the idiocy that is Christopher Mitchell. What I saw during this video…let me know if you agree.

1.) He continues to call the electronic roulette a “slot machine”. I’ve always heard the video poker, video craps/roulette/BJ are all formatted and controlled differently than an actual line’em up, three ‘7s’, double diamond type of slot machine. Maybe I’m wrong here, so I’ll give the benefit of the doubt to Chrissy…but not really.

2.) He’s noticeably more and more uncomfortable as he continues to lose bet after bet, all while trying to think up sophisticated answers (EXCUSES) as to why he’s losing. He starts rambling about how this is just for our entertainment and enjoyment. He doesn’t care about the money. Dumb asses in the comments saying dumb shit, and he starts barking that this doesn’t matter to him…excuse, excuse, excuse. Whereas we all know had he won even a few bucks, he’d be peacocking that chest boasting about how magical he is. This was killing him that he couldn’t boast about winning while actually doing his first EVER truly LIVE video. That smile of his is pained on him.

3.) He kept referring to his bet being in dollars, despite it showing he’s playing at a $.50 denomination. So when he’d started putting up 200, 350, and 400 credits per bet, he was referring to it as being a $350 bet, or a $400 bet, despite him only putting $500 in the machine to begin with. That $500 equates to 1000 credits. That 1000 credits that he had never went over 1005. And here he is, with his genius math skills, claiming to be betting $400 per spin. Zeal referenced this is the paragraph above. Chris, you fuckin’ moron!!!!

This type of video needs to be shared with his clown car group to show just how ridiculously stupid this pig is.

BWB owes Chrissy a big apology!

Chrissy showed 2 winning spots tickets on FB roughly 30 minutes ago [3:15pm monday NZT time]
Chrissy was betting at -290 which is like an almost total lock isnt it?
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Checked a conversion site, it'd be $1.33 which is still a strong favourite.
$1.02 or less would be a total lock
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Chrissy also shows a massive amount of Sushi, and despite mentioning Stace in his post, guaranteed he's shovelling that himself.
He also stands in front of a slot machine with a $2180 win, but until there is video, there s no clear evidence its even his win.

Some mention of Baaacky but oddly no Spinnny mentions.


And thanks to 1dllarboxcar for grabbing Chrissy's fb pix below.
For fans of Chapelle's show Chrissy looks "bombed out and depleted"

new Fakebook post....

just did a google search on Rampart Casino.... i guess its in Summerlin.... i never heard of it.....

edit: i didn't save the sushi pic, but if you want to view it, here it is....

https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net...uw&oe=6516B7EA

The fact that he made two bets on that Braves game tells you he was chasing the many losses he likely had earlier in the day…including game one of the doubleheader, in which the Braves lost. Notice how the two tickets were bet 26 minutes apart with the second ticket being bought literally two minutes prior to that game beginning at 3:35 Pacific Time. Not sure if he had hit some sort of betting limit at Red Rock. But we know he spent a good portion of the day there including when he made that joke of a live stream. So at 3:07 Pacific (after teams like the Astros, Braves, Angels, and Raoys had already lost) he likely went into panic mode. So he placed 11K on the Braves at Red Rock…then ran out to his car and drove to Rampart (it’s maybe about 10 or so minutes away)…and got to the window with two minutes to spare and got that second 5K bet down. He wouldn’t have done this if he was up a lot of money from the weekend like he’s claimed.

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the second ticket being bought literally two minutes prior to that game beginning at 3:35 Pacific Time.

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He went for his daily run and remembered he had another bet to place.

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The fact that he made two bets on that Braves game tells you he was chasing the many losses he likely had earlier in the day…including game one of the doubleheader, in which the Braves lost. Notice how the two tickets were bet 26 minutes apart with the second ticket being bought literally two minutes prior to that game beginning at 3:35 Pacific Time. Not sure if he had hit some sort of betting limit at Red Rock. But we know he spent a good portion of the day there including when he made that joke of a live stream. So at 3:07 Pacific (after teams like the Astros, Braves, Angels, and Raoys had already lost) he likely went into panic mode. So he placed 11K on the Braves at Red Rock…then ran out to his car and drove to Rampart (it’s maybe about 10 or so minutes away)…and got to the window with two minutes to spare and got that second 5K bet down. He wouldn’t have done this if he was up a lot of money from the weekend like he’s claimed.

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Yeah, I agree that Chrissy was 100% on tilt and chasing whatever he lost today/this week. We can say with certainty, it was not his first bet of the day.

Also, I think there is a high probability that this degenerate put EVERYTHING he had on his bet of $11,363. Who would bet this odd amount unless they were on tilt? It's not like he was trying to make it an "even" payout amount if he had won.

The bet he put in for $5,000 almost 30 minutes later, I think it's likely another bet had cleared, and he now had $5k available to use.

Like Druff said the other day, I absolutely love seeing him doing this. It shows he has absolutely no control. -290? Who does that?

I really think if he had lost this game he would have been out of money. I truly believe Chrissy frequently has his entire "Bankroll" in play on a single game. His risk of Ruin is through the rough.

Mr. Buffoon thinks he is so cool hitting a -290 favorite. I can't even imagine how much this buffoon has got hammered recently, for him to not show any tickets up until now.



As you can see the implied odds are 74.36% for a -290. The actual odds or "True" odds of winning are slightly less than this as the bookie has to make money (Which they definitely do make a killing off Chrissy).

This retard is literally showing a ticket in which he has to win 3 OUT OF 4 times, just to BREAK EVEN!

Just imagine how many times this Degenerative, No Eyebrowed Squirting Buffoon has lost at a -290 money line! We obviously don't hear a word about it since he learned his lesson showing his bets prior to games.

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TheRivers: Good point on perhaps him getting 5K back from something else. But why the change of casinos? He was clearly at Red Rock all day but the. Ran to Rampaet for the second bet.

Maybe he had to cash his ticket at Rampart?
Also, the money line payout was slightly better at -280 vs. -290. The lines may or may have not have moved simultaneous at both books. Chrissy doesn't seem like the type that understands the importance of "line shopping". The guy literally thinks the more green spots on the Roulette wheel the better it is.
-290 vs -280 on $5000 is about a $60 difference. Not much to a DEGEN like Chrissy, but significant to a professional gambler.

Roulette live stream deleted. Surprised it stayed up there as long as it did.

Keep hammering him. The latest vid that just dropped is him ranting about how much it bothers him because we point out how fake everything about him is.

On the very rare occasion he actually makes money gambling, he is as delighted as Gollum on the edge of the abyss at Mt. Doom.

Looks like him, too.

Yea, this is quite entertaining to watch the Midget Masturbator go off the rails for a “win” of 1:3 or 30% payout on his original bet. Hahahaha!

Imagine Little Kyle showing up to Colt studios and wanking off for 1/3 the promised amount that the other studs like Bryan Ockert get? Oh wait, he did that for Chaos Men when he beat his tiny meat for $200 and Ockert made Thousands and Thowwwwsands off the DVD sales! Lol!





Almost As entertaining as watching Man Boobs Malone go full retard in his latest video betting on the Raiders, hahahaha

https://youtu.be/FtVoSvWHYu8?si=JIqGiD4M3Lpy84bi


Credit to Moron Malone, he has the stones to take his lumps and doesn’t delete posts or video like the Little Pussy Chrissy does!

That’s probably why they interviewed him on that “top sports bettor” video and not the Fake millionaire, Gay Porn reject Masturbator Mitchell!

Hey Kyle, was this fake when you had your pants around your ankles on some old Gay guy’s couch, hahahaha!





And when you were featured prominently on Cock Suckers Guide after Squirting for a Known Gay Porn Actor and Director named Bryan, that was Fake too eh?

Seems like you’re always going to be a Bitch to someone named Bryan??? Maybe we oughta ask Bryan Meier about that Kyle?





If Kyle had Half the integrity that even a Dolt like Malone had he would show more than 1 bet a week on the same team. The fact he’s too much of a pussy to show the bets he lost on proves he Lost and doesn’t negate the fact he’s losing overall! But since the only thing Kyle has ever shown was his dirty Cum Filled Bum for old geezers, the World will never Know! I apologize Kyle, for you being such a pathetic, simpleton that your only skill was to drop your pants and jerk off for 10 years. Hurr durr While I was living my goat life, you were just a jealous, dead broke douchebag hater because I got to work at a job where I kept my clothes on and made 6 figures while you obviously did Not!

todays video, i haven't watched it yet...funny he deleted the live video that someone pointed out.... LMAO :)))))))))))


https://files.catbox.moe/ugocu1.mp4

Today's nonsense

"Gambling in LAs vegas: IS Chrissy the Goat or a scam artist?"
a common theme in recent videos.
Obvious question for Chrissy, if documentation beats conversation, why would he delete yesterday's live video?
If he was just hurr hurring it for entertainment, again, why delete it?

Is he not allowed to film in casinos, after a rant the other day that only dickheads with deals get to do it?

Anyways, back to today's nonsense:
14m14s
3.73k subscribers at time of viewing, hes really piling them on
SPOILER: Unexpected toy money counter that goes brrrrrrrrrrr! startiung at 9m50s!
Bah cocksucker doesnt actually use it.


0m15s Chrissy tells us he won $5k on the Braves and is wearing his Braves top and he won because he has a massive bankroll and if this sounds like a child, thats because he is one.

0m 25s hurr hurr you use your bankroll as leverage to buy yourself wins hurr hurr
Chrissy would be the best at NL Holdem
Here's me thinking you "earnt" wins by making good betting choices, or possibly getting lucky.

0m 50s Chrissy shows yesterday's tickets and starts rambling away trying to explain why his bets were unusual

Chrissy does thank the waiter for dropping off his food.

3m Chrissy rambling that he loves sushi and blah blah blah big risk big reward blah blah blah

3m28s Chrissy claims to make 6 figures a month do not look at his lizard lip licking when he says this: repeat do not look at his lizard lip licking when he says this

3m36s He says the line! hurr hurr documentation beats conversation
So why did he delete yesterday's live video which is the first time we've seen him actually play roulette on this account and probably the first time since Feb 2023??

4m15s Chrissy claims he cant show you him playing roulette in the casino, yet I seem to recall just 24 hrs ago watching Chrissy playing roulette at the casino.
He seems very confused these days.

4m30 Chrissy starts moaning that other Youtubers have paid partnerships with the casinos and therefore are not professional gamblers
In other words they are likeable, marketable and dont have dubious pasts that will embarass the casinos.
And even if they did, they are still more likeable and marketable than mr "hurr hurr ALL CASINOS CHEAT hurr hurr".

5m Chrissy now shows 7 plates of Sushi.
No sign of Stace or NVB, or any dinner dates.
Just 7 plates of Sushi.

5m06/07/08 Slowmo it and there is a cocktail glass, but possibly another glass.
It is probably a water glass forChrissy, but might be a glass for someone else.

5m25s Chrissy claims he sometimes has sushi eating contests and no one has ever beat me yet, you think you can beat me eating sushi, lets go
As always, what a strange brag
Very much in the "I am the smartest in the Mitchell generation!!!!"
There is a woman's voice in the background, so Stace might be here.

5m47 Chrissy claims to eat at the finest resturants
He did not clarify if the sushi eating contest was shovelling the sushi down your throat the quickest (years of training his gag flex finally coming home for Chrissy) or if the contest is eating the most amount.

6m40 Scene changes to going to the casino
Chrissy starts hurr hurring its all fake huh, its all fake the goat is fake
Great footage for 1Dollarboxcar and UtahDrone
Otherwise, not sure why Chrissy needs to keep telling people this.
ITs like he forgot the law of confession about what you say has meaning (hurr hurr).
And as a reminder, half the time Chrissy is praising haters because it means people are watching him, and half the time he's moaning that haters are hating on him.

7m04 Chrissy is going to sue the resturant for putting drugs in his sushi, his rant continues with "you why you hate me, cos you aint me, theres only one goat. Beeeaitch

7m40s Annnnd this video probably wont be around for long, Chrissy has his winnings spread out with some partial serial numbers visible.

Chrissy shows off his man purse (no, not his butthole) and claims tis from Boss.
He sure loves stuff from the folks who designed Nazi uniforms.

Anyways 9m and he still rambling hes the real deal, most real professional gambler in the world, blah blah blah.

9m40 Chrissy now goes to some Pretzel shop because NVB called him and said Daddy I want Aunty Annes
I'm sure thats exactly how that exchange went.

9m50 Scene change to back home at the bunker
Note: Chrissy neither shows the pretzels, or him giving his son the pretzels his son wanted.
Chrissy looks slightly out of it in this scene but might just be the lighting, the angle, his shiny bald dome, the sushi wearing off and his general blandness.

10m03 LOL Chrissy claims with a business making over $1m/yr you need to keep good books. Its almost like hes paying taxes now, despite having the gmmick for years he doesnt pay taxes

11m20 Hurr hurr I got a hand pay of $3000 on slots, I should have filmed it but I wasnt thinking
That pesky ol documentation beats conversation strikes again.

12m08 Chrissy now claims to have hundreds of thousands of dollars on him
"7 or 8 bankaccounts"
Remember when he claimed to have 7 or 8 income streams.
In other words the number of bank accounts hasnt changed and is probably a complete lie as it is.

12m20 Chrissy mentions paying for 2 houses in 2 states then immediately says it used to be a dream of his.
??????????????????????

12m50 Chrissy rambling about dont give up on your dreams and states its possible to make 6 or 7 or 8 figures PER MONTH
This from the clown who has never successfully shown a month where he's amde $250k, and told us he'd make $1m in 3 months and never bothered even showing us the white board.

13m05 Chrissy then clarifies he hasnt made 7 or 8 figures a month yet but he knows its possible
He really should be singing the king of wishful thinking at this point.

Such a cocktease, he doesnt actually put any money through the toy money counter that goes brrrrrrrrrrrr.

So yeah other than a few seconds of Chrissy showing Sushi and claimjing hes the best at sushi eating contests, and the weird "you hate me cos you aint me, beeaitch" comment, theres really nothing worth watching in this idiocy.

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todays video, i haven't watched it yet...funny he deleted the live video that someone pointed out.... LMAO :)))))))))))


https://files.catbox.moe/ugocu1.mp4

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Out of Rep.

The most obvious reason for all this "hurr hurr not fake" is to keep luring the chums in for the mastermind events so he can get a party bus instead of driving around in his SUV (lol what a fucking fail).

The other reason could easily be mental decline.

Ya gotta love the Irony of the Bloat showing his Single Winning Sports ticket as PROOF that he's an overall winner, while simultaneously exposing his other stupid revelations such as He only has 12 Chums paying him $399 a month, He can't buy Chips any more and film them because Mumbler scared the living shit out of him, annnnnnnd His "massive bankroll" has once again dwindled down to under 20K forcing him to bet small 50 cent bets and only Fuck off $10K bets after he loses 3-4 times in a row! He also hasn't show more than TWO sports bets in 4 weeks nor has he shown ONE Winning NFL bet!

Meaning, he's too dumb, too scared to bet on NFL games since losing his Ass on the Superbowl and other Boston sporting events or All of the ABOVE!!! Hahahahaha, the Colt Dolt is losing and desperate for Chum's Club fees. We'll see if anyone is dumb enough to pay the extortion fee this time. My money is on Branko!!!

How dare this guy mock the BLOAT. What was he thinking?

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How dare this guy mock the BLOAT. What was he thinking?

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"Proof from thy, but not from me"

Also, Chrissy is so thinskinned, why both engaging with the haters?

Just delete the post, block the poster as he usually does, or just ignore it.

and i wonder what is meant by Dave Pruet saying " glad you made back the donation " ????...hmmmm.....

Lies lies lies (and bad math), yeah

New vid dropped

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Lies lies lies (and bad math), yeah

New vid dropped

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Does anyone know if CM has a history of taking illicit drugs that could have lead to this psychosis?

At this point, I have no sympathy for anyone who falls for Squirtsopher's boolshit.

Anyone paying him has done absolutely no research and was going to send their money to a Nigerian prince anyway. He should still be removed from YT and I hope he catches a beatdown or several from the dummies he rips off but these people barely have the brain power to keep their hearts beating if they buy into Chrissy with all of the exposure of him out there.

Don't back off, though. He needs to be punished the same as the random tick I find on my dog. Destroy him because he's a parasite.

Well, wars beat me to the punch, but doesn’t mean I’m not gonna enjoy trolling this horse shit. Here’s a little Sample for the masses!



Today’s horseshit has Kyle in a shiny yet cheap Baseball jersey and the thumbnail has a photo that is eerily reminiscent of one used here many times for other reasons! More on that later!



Apparently, betting the 1st and 3rd dozens is the guaranteed road to get rich following the Bloat! Because as we all saw 2 days ago during a live test run of this Stragedy, it gave the Colt Dolt a massive -$500 Net profit for the day! How can you lose with results like that folks??? It’s documented and proven to NOT work, Hurr hurr documentation beats conversation ya’ll!?!



Today’s trigger phrase is “Two to One” which Chrissy repeats over and over again apparently due to his muppets not understanding how to do 1st grade math(shoutout to Business Bros)! Chrissy acting tough gives the finger to the camera to explain it to the Stupid Idiots that listen to him! Not long ago, Bryan was giving Chrissy two fingers in his butt hole much to his delight! He spends 12 minutes trying to explain that he wins every day because it pays 2 to 1. But documentation proves otherwise!





Will try and stomach this through out lunch, but since Chrissy likes exposing how stupid he is and forgets that he has had 99% and even 100% winning strategies for Spinny, I’ll leave him with this Fake photo below where he was showing off his Number 1 Asset for luring in customers…



Just like the Colt Dolt preaches about 2 to 1 today, we get a 2 for 1 special in today’s bullshit! White Board annnnnnnnnnd Index cards make appearances to tell us how to get rich! These are far better methods of documentation than say a Live stream video implementing this stragedy, as they Can’t be Deleted by Micro Penis having pussies who are easily triggered when people call them frauds!



Even the Stupid Idiots watching the Masturbating Moron tell him he’s an idiot for expecting to people to pay $400 to learn his bullshit, including the Online betting site he’s too much of a pussy to name!

todays whiteboard GoatShit.... i haven't watched it yet... don't give him the views on YT if you can help it....

https://files.catbox.moe/qrcyqu.mp4

folks as you know i haven't made a video in awhile.... i was burned out.... it was taking up too much of my time... then the other day i knew i had 2 video projects in my video library of the free video editor that Microsoft provided pre-installed on my laptop... well the other day when i got a second wind sort of speak, i went to open the video editor just to see what them ideas i was throwing around and had saved in the library, they were just clips of this and that and nothing serious and blah blah blah.... well i go to open the video editor and it says that Microsoft no longer supports this video editor and my work was gone.... but then says the new video editor by Microsoft is also free, it's called Clipchamp..... i installed it.... it has way many more bells and whistles than the other free BASIC one... i felt overwhelmed .... you might as well been trying to teach me to speak Chinese....!!

i started messing with it.... got really frustrated and still am !! but i found a decent video on YT.... on how to use Clipchamp....messed around with it again and feel better.... but there is still going to be another learning curve !!! .... i am going to try and get after it today.... it will probably be pretty short and basic.... one thing i already noticed is where i usually type something into the video as captions i guess you could say.... is WAY DIFFERENT than the old one.... ( i thought i was getting pretty good too using that original video editor ).... anyways i'm starting to ramble on again...

and no more excuses.... i found my third wind i guess you could say and i'm gonna get after it.... i usually make these videos on and off during the whole day.... cause i do have to take care of real life stuff.... anyways hopefully later today or sometime tomorrow, i will have something up...

Uh oh, we May have confirmation that Stacy and NVB are back in Shitcago!

https://fox2now.com/news/illinois/li...-illinois/amp/



Here’s a transcript of the Police report from the security footage:

NVB - “Ook Ook Peeeeezzzzaaa Plzzzz”

Clerk - “Here ya go lil fella, take this pie to your Grandma over there!”

Stacy- “Heyyyyyy, I’m his MOM… annnnnnnd he came out of HERE::::drops Leggins and exposes Tuna Clam:::::


Clerk - “Ughhh Oh Dear God NOoOoOOoO!?!?!” :::::Clerk Vomits:::::


Stacy - “Well, it worked Bubs! Annnnnnnd I didn’t have to let another Pizza place run a train on me!”

Kyle Prescott - “Not so fast, I’ll handle that part Stace!! You ready boys, come get a slice of This Prescott Pie!!!”

Chrissy's nonsense today "Roulette Strategy for idiots"
Chrissy is in the negging phase of his cycle now.
Spoiler: Chrissy looks very tired, ranting about stupid idiots and blah blah blah whatever

Also, another Brown Letter day for Chrissy, over 4.1k subscribers when it seems like just a fe wdays ago he hit 3000 subscribers.

Anyway today's nonsense is 35 minutes so this might be a split post.

Chrissy opens that it really is for stupid idiots.
one would assume this means to hedge green 0 and 00 since hes already advocated american roulette but lets see what he says

We also open with the paper version of the whiteboard and some nonsense that looks like hes trying to explain 1st dozen and 3rd dozen.

2m10s Chrissy is rambling about getting messages from stupid idiots: Assumedly they want to appoint him their king.

3m30s Chrissy tries to be funny and mentions European roulette has 1 zero and starts rambling about Russia.

4m38 more rambling: chrissy only plays american roulette, people claim european roulette has better odds [it does] and this strategy only works with American roulette.

5m50 O Chrissy, you comedian: he tries to explain 2 to 1 by holding up 2 fingers on one hand and flipped the bird on the other hand, hurr hurr

10m20 Chrissy rambles about casinos have a lot of stupid idiots thats always one when Chrissy is there

11m45s Chrissy has still not clearly explained that when you win, you get your bet back AND the prize. Keep in mind this was a concept he struggled with back in his early videos, and he claims to have a 1st grade education.


14m Chrissy starts scribbling on his piece of paper and claims "hurr hurr, we made $100".
This would have been a 4 minute video if Chrissy has used chips or coins or $100 billsn and a picture of a roulette wheel.
Chrissy is absolutely desperate for viewer minutes he needs to draw this out as long as he can for some reason

15m Chrissy claims people are saying he doesnt know how to math.
He doesnt know how to make educational videos in a concise and clear manner, because he doesnt want to.

15m05 And chrissy gets unhinged, "you're always going to lose one, you're right you dumb fucker you are gonna lose one you dont fucking think I know that" he also flips off the camera when he is saing that as well for some reason.
Remember kids, never get emotional when you are gambling OR making educational gambling videos
As Phantom Limb and others have pointed out, if you are givig $5k for a mastermind with this emotionally stunted, physically stunted toddler tantrum throwing clown who gets kicked out of casinos, you deserve what you get.

15m20 Chrissy continues his rant that the viewer is the dumb ass because they dont know what two to one means.
Semantics but that is ignorance not stupidity. Ignorance is not knowing something, stupidity is what Chrissy does, and hopes to attract.

16m10 Chrissy quickly backpedals and starts to try and blow the viewer by claiming he knows "you" are not a stupid idiot and I'm not talking about "you"
Sure buddy whatever.
This is yet another one of Chrissy's "nut low loyalty" tests to see who in the comments is willing to join his chums club that hurr hurr I might disband because waaaaaaaaa it takes too much time and waaa I shoulod charge more

16m50 Chrissy strawmans another viewer question "What do I do if I lose the bet?"
Hurr hurr, "do I flat bet or martingale?" Hurr hurr "I invented the mitchellgale, and I'll probably do a video about why its better than martingale" hurr hurr
Please dont.

17m45 Chrissy continues his ramble and fans a wad of cash.
18m Chrissy promises its real money, which like most things he says, is meaningless.

18m59 Ramble ramble "you can make $200-$400 a day staying at home with 50c bets hurr hurr"
If only Chrissy would show us a video of him doing that.

20m Chrissy tells us hes been playing BOL for 3 years now (he doesnt state the name of the site but we know).

21m Chrissy goes back to drawing on his piece of paper
Is he so broke he cant afford to use other piece's paper?
IS he too lazy or stupid not to prepare those sheets of paper?

Anyways he claims his mitchellgale if he lost would be $300 and $300 (no hedge on Green 0 and 00????)

22m30 Chrissy rambles lets pretend if $1 and $1 not $100 and $100
If you lose its $3 and $3
If you lose again its $9 and $9
If you lose that its $27 and $27
^^^ That sure adds up quickly, especially when you have an extra green zero, and we saw 4 2nd dozens in the live stream so it can and will happen.

23m10s Chrissy clarifies hurr hurr you only play this strategy once 2nd dozen ahs hit twice in a row hurr hurr
So, what is he doing in the meantime, jerking off?

23m20s He said the line: Blah blah Valuable Opportunity blah blah


25m45s Chrissy rambles and repeats the hurr hurr, if you lose lots its $2700 and $2700
during all this rambling he only mentions 2nd dozen and forgets about Green 0 and 00 possibly hitting, which they will do roughly 1 time in 20


26m50 Chrissy claims you need a big bankroll for this nonsense but he has never lost 4 times in a row after the 2nd dozen has hit twice
Given there is a roughly 1.8% chance of this happening once he finds the valuable opportunity, it will eventually catch him 1 time in 54.

27m45 Chrissy again erronously claims the 2nd dozen would have to have hit 6 times in a row total for him to lose 4 tmes in a row once he gets the valuable opportunity.
Again he is forgetting or not stating Green 0 and 00 which again more likely in American Roulette than European Roulette.

27m50 Chrissy claims hes giving us his entire recipe
For what exactly, "Shit surprise" ?
As said, he doesnt tell the viewer what to do while waiting for the magical two second dozens in a row to hit. (he eventually does)

28m Chrissy decides to give us a recap.
Chrissy claims european roulette is usually only in the high limit room and the casino wants you to believe the odds are better on european roulette.

29m45 Chrissy finally addresses what you should be doing while waiting for this valuable opportunity to come along
30m ramble ramble: Chrissy says hes playing red/black, odd/even, high/low, straight/gay while he waits until he can place a big boy bet on 1st and 3rd dozen.

30m40 Chrissy tells us inside numbers are sucker bets for stupid idiots
so I guess he wont be doing any hedging

31m Chrissy claims without evidence that people usually play 10-20 inside numbers when they play inside numbers and that the payout isnt 35-1.
No, the payout is still 35-1.
So to clarify: betting 10 or 20 inside numbers is for idiots whereas betting 12, 18 or 24 numbers via one column, red or two dozens makes sense
Yes thats right, Chrissy still hasnt figured out that the outsides are just convienent betting methods created by the casinos to save time.

32m Chrissy again brags he gambles at the casino every day
Surely every dim witted chum would start to think either Chrissy is lying, Chrissy is an addict, or Chrissy is not winning enough to be banned.

32m 45s he said the line: he's following the trend
Remember his rants where roulette is unpredictable
remember the last 30 minutes where he was ranting about betting against the trend: if 2nd dozen is hitting, surely the trend is to bet one dozen on it only

33m Chrissy in full idiot mode and ranting away "You have to mitchellgale your losses when you loss"
This video is truly aimed at those who he wants to play online and dump their bankrolls to him through affiliate payouts.

34m Chrissy again shows why he cannot make educational videos and why he is a self loving tool:
Hurr hurr I hope I explained everything very thoroughly in this video
If I didnt then you are a stupid idiot

Lets review just this nonsense
"Hope" is a word that really means a negative outcome is possible.
It means chrissy knows its possible he didnt explain it clearly, which he didnt.
Using props would have cut the first 15 minutes down to 3 and would have been a lot clearer.
Chrissy then puts the blame on the viewer for not understanding something that he has not properly contextualised
He also made base assumptions for completing new viewers that are not suitable assumptions to make.

But remember: if you didnt understand this nonsense, its your fault, not his.

34m Chrissy claims hes not trying to be a dick, after being a dick for 33 minutes and 40+ years.

This would be worth watching if you are new to the nonsense world of Chrissy, or you are looking for specific clips.
Otherwise, standard nonsense from Chrissy.



O and other analytics
34 comments at time of viewing, but a fair number from Chrissy positively replying to posters.

Someone is trying to explain to Chrissy his grand strategy is 63.1% we'll see if that comment stays, gets replied to, or gets deleted.

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Speaking of analytics: its been " 3 weeks " since the Chrissy Gump video went up and its still under 1000 views.

so i think it was 2 or 3 days ago when Krissy released one of his videos with the Skank.... and Krissy said.... yes we have a babysitter, and have to check in with the baby sitter to make sure babygoat isn't acting up.... any ideas who that could of been ?? did they lock him in the bathroom and turn the tv up really loud so no one could hear him... i am at a loss of who could of been ??

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Lies lies lies (and bad math), yeah

New vid dropped

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Does anyone know if CM has a history of taking illicit drugs that could have lead to this psychosis?

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As Druff has said before, theres a Psychology out there just waiting to write a book on Chrissy.

Who knows, there might be a syndrome named after Chrissy and he can finally be famous.

^^^^ Krissy Psychosis Syndrome....

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so i think it was 2 or 3 days ago when Krissy released one of his videos with the Skank.... and Krissy said.... yes we have a babysitter, and have to check in with the baby sitter to make sure babygoat isn't acting up.... any ideas who that could of been ?? did they lock him in the bathroom and turn the tv up really loud so no one could hear him... i am at a loss of who could of been ??

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Chrissy worded it that if they got the call, they would have to pick NVB up so either he's chilling in Ohio and the picking up part was a lie or theres some night release programme for children of congential idiots.

@ Tariq Reed: He's never lost 4 in a row on a 2 column bet because he hasn't done it long. His whole career is even money bets, then doubling up on losses. Serious question though... if he's giving us his whole recipe for free, why pay $5K to go hear it in person?


So you can get his classics such as

"Always bet Player in Baaaacky so you dont have to pay commission"
"Always tip off lots of money to dealers because then you'll win more"
"All casinos cheat!!!!!!"

And one of his favs from all of his careers
"inch by inch, its a cinch"

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Tariq Reed: If enough people message him wanting to give him $5K, then sure he'll actually do a mastermind and take their money. But I think the whole $5K ploy is just to make people think his free YT videos are valuable info

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I think you’re Half right, the 5K price tag is a ploy, but not for YT views necessarily. I think it’s similar to the Rick Lee bait and switch, where he throws out a high price and then negotiates lower one like $2000-$3000 or less! NOBODY besides Branko or maybe April Shit For Brains Hill, is paying 5K to this midget Masturbator. But if he lets them attend for say half price, he gets paid and they THINK they’re getting a great deal and will make their money back!

But as the dumb asses on the Tampa Love Boat and the Chicago Greet n Toss from Rivers Casino found out, that ain’t in the cards!

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Tariq Reed: I don't think you're correct because Christopher told us that there are only 2 spots left and if he gives a discount now, the other people who already paid $5K will be very upset that they paid full price. (Sarcasm alert)

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Sir , I apologize. I dare not question the Greatest Number Oneiest Sports Bettor of All Tyme!?!!

In fact, I found a recent photo of him winning yet again after ONLY a single $100 bill in this machine despite that Jealous, Deadbroke, Credit Counter on the screen!



Hurr hurr I can’t win cuz this Electronic Rouellte Game Is a Slot machine… derrrrp look how much I won on dis Slot with only $100 in despite the screen saying $337 cuz it’s jealous of my Colt Life!?!

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These are the current people in the Inner Circle Chum Club.



1) Austin Greear
2) Branko Koscak (blank profile image)
3) Mike McMillon
4) April Hill
5) Glenn Gillan
6) Christopher Mitchell
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8) Stacy Mitchell
9) Zach Seymour
10) Steve Sokol
11) Juan Leal
12) Michael Chumpitazi Jr. (lol that he has "Chump" in his name)
13) Dave Pruett
14) Macy Westerham

The bearded guy in #7 position looks familiar but his name isn't coming to mind right now. (It's not Matthew Bandas, the short bearded actor from LA who was on the Tampa boat ride)

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I'm happy to report that I've discovered the identity of the mysterious previously unknown #7 Chum Club member to round out the doxxing of the Dirty Dozen.



Say hello and give a big warm PFA welcome to Kenneth Alderson!

https://www.facebook.com/kenneth.alderson.1

If Chrissy truly believes that the spacing of a particular dozen on the wheel makes that dozen a better bet (and hence why he’s touting the American wheel over the European one) how about this as an idea for the genius….play the European wheel with the single green and MAKE YOUR OWN DOZEN.

Think about it Chrissy (even though your mind isn’t able to do so). Betting on a dozen is no different than taking that anoint that you were going to bet and dividing it up into 12 inside numbers. The profit if you hit any of those 12 is still 2:1 (35:1 for the winner and 1:1 for each of the 11 losers, which yields 24 times your base bet (which is 1/12 of what your base bet would have been on the standard dozen…yes that’s 2:1 on what your bet size on the dozen would have been).

Imagine being able to define the perfect dozen…covering the ideal anoint of real estate on the wheel. Oh my what you could win with one of those (or…2 since we know Chrissy’s strategy is to bet two dozens and triple after a loss). Sure you’d have to throw 24 bets down each round…but you most certainly would never have a losing session because there’s just no way the ball ain’t falling in one of those 24 perfectly spaced numbers more than 3, 4, or 5 times in a row (surely never 6 times).

How’s that for a million dollar (loss) strategy?

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I'm happy to report that I've discovered the identity of the mysterious previously unknown #7 Chum Club member to round out the doxxing of the Dirty Dozen.



Say hello and give a big warm PFA welcome to Kenneth Alderson!

https://www.facebook.com/kenneth.alderson.1

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Looks like little Kenny Powers has left Galveston to be in Arkansas, former Home state of Process Truster Zachy Jones!





Feel free to email any Classic Chrissy photos to Kenny at newkennow@gmail.com or test out your burner phones by texting the number above!

Here’s a sample of what New Kenny Now might be seeing before shelling out 5k for the Masturbator mind event!

FUCK that ClipChump i mean ClipChamp editor !! what a waste of time and total FRUSTRATION !!... finally found a decent editor that is user friendly and this may be a blessing in disguise.... it's called CapCut.... free in the Microsoft store.... anyways , you know what to do, and i think i nailed the very very ending again... literally the last 2 seconds, so make sure to watch till the video ends....

Mark Cuban explains why CM is a scammer.... NOT CLICKBAIT....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY211R-POJw

new Fakebook post...

i wonder how many bricks he shit when the Dodgers lost the 1st game of the doubleheader.... only to win the 2nd game.... you know he was chasing a big loss from the 1st game... DAMMIT Dodgers.... why couldn't you lose the 2nd game too... lol

Once again…look at the time in which that bet was placed. 3:35 Vegas time (after the first game of the doubleheader was over). High probability this was once again a panic chase after he dropped a lot on the -240 Dodgers who lost the first game.

Even still…it’s scary that he actually has the money to place these bets due to scamming. SMH

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i wonder how many bricks he shit when the Dodgers lost the 1st game of the doubleheader.... only to win the 2nd game.... you know he was chasing a big loss from the 1st game... DAMMIT Dodgers.... why couldn't you lose the 2nd game too... lol

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We dont have 401K in NZ

So please let me understand the following:

You put money in, and someone else manages it for you, so you literally spend 0 time, and make money?
You put money in and each year if there is a profit it compounds? (Chrissy suggests you only ever get that 10% payout just once)
You get charged a management fee that is a very small amount of your "bankroll" and get value for money



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Chrissy's whole gimmick seems to be the opposite of that and he's calling everyone else idiots???