I opened the latest PFA show with one of your Chrissy videos, 1dolllarboxcar.
It'll be posted later on today, probably.
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I opened the latest PFA show with one of your Chrissy videos, 1dolllarboxcar.
It'll be posted later on today, probably.
@Druff , ok cool no problem... also i forgot to mention, because of the date he blurted out 9-15-23, and the Yankees making the comeback in the 9th inning to win the game , which did happen on friday night.... anyways he uploaded this video at like 5am LV time today...LOL....
yes your giving him view time and the more of the video you watch it gives or tells YT a percentage of how much each viewer is watching the video... if more people watch the whole video it tells YT's algorithm that people must be interested in this stuff.... and since now he is monetized he will do better if the view counts are up and the total watch time is good especially if you or anyone else is watching the whole video... so even just watching for 5 minutes gives him a " view count "... the more view counts the better for him too, i circumvent this by right clicking and copying the video link and then i paste it in a YT video downloading site and then watch it on my computer...Quote:
RMS9: How does YouTube give credit for watch time? If I only watch say 5 minutes, or I fast forward the entire video, does he get watch time credit? I’ve always wondered how that worked.
i then upload it to the catbox.moe site for you guys to watch it... thus not giving him a view count or any watch time... there was another site called tempclip.com that worked very similar to the catbox site and i actually liked the tempclip site better than catbox site but the tempclip site has been down recently.... i am not affiliated with either site in any way.... and they are both totally safe.... it's just an option to watch the video without helping him out...
bumping this to the next page...
again you can watch todays nonsense video here https://files.catbox.moe/6p3xv8.mp4 , don't give him the watch time on YT if you can help it....
Anyone want to take over Stacy’s short-lived website domain?
Guess she didn’t get enough people to sign up as “insiders”
In today's video, Christopher Mitchell finally provides documentation!!
Unfortunately for him, it's documentation that he's breaking Nevada law by holding a cell phone in his hand and filming himself while driving.
https://dmv.nv.gov/pdfforms/qtdistracted.pdf
Based on today’s video it sounds like Mastermind events will be making a comeback. Hurry up and sig up for one…at 5K/per how can you go wrong?
And I love his continued excuse as to why other YouTubers can film themselves playing and he can’t….They are not professional gamblers and they get fake money from the casino. Hmmm…..how else do we know that has done that….using BetOnline?
And today's video:
Review might be split into two posts since it is 38m of nonsense
subscriber count is 1.28k at time of viewing [this sure is growing quickly].
"Gambling in Las Vegas, A day in the life of a professional gambler"
Spoiler: Chrissy goes on a rant that no brick and mortar casino has given him a paid partnership
I wonder why.
Chrissy also brags about winning on sucker side bets despite usually ranting about sucker side bets being bad
Finally: after starting this nonsense before 5pm, hes still out gambling until 2:12am as shown on the slot cashout voucher at the end
1m20 Chrissy is a striped shirt, driving, holding his phone
Tells us he is going to bet 5 sports pix and aim to make $10k playing Baaaaacky and/or Spinnnnny
Interesting because in a previous video he claimed he only needed t make $3k a day to makle $1m a year and that was his goal.
PRetty sure one of his deleted videos he made some wild claim about winning more this season in sports bets than he has won previously combined.
2m24 Chrissy starts rambling about showing actually placing the bets in the casino, show the chips.....
2m50 to watch Chrissy play live you need to pay $5k for one of his mastermind events
Is he confusing it with his BFEs or does he have enough chums in the chums club to have mastermind events?
That would also explain the return to Vegas since it was a lot easier for him to have those events there, than other places.
3m Chrissy clarifies $5k is the mastermind event, $10k is the BFE
4m20 Blah blah blah Chrissy whinges that other people who have personalities and arent arseclowns like him have paid partnerships with casinos, whereas no casino wants to associate with his low class brand.
5m38s more jealous ranting by Chrissy about other youtubers, and he claims its utter fucking bullshit they did not win a big jackpot...he saw it with his own eyes
So why didnt Chrissy record it, post it, prove it, documentation beats conversation blah blah blah.
I'm pretty sure Chrissy has rants about broke douche bag haters, and here he is, acting just like one himself.
Chrissy's wording about B&M for no paid partnership is careful due to whatever backdoor shenanigans he might have with BOL.
9m Chrissy reminds us he has every major league jersey because at the end of the day he is a mark.
10m25 Chrissy claims he donked off $6000 in 5 minutes at the Palms casino: shame they didnt let him film that session and watch him rant whinge and cry
10m50 Chrissy then tells us he went to another table, won $7k giving him $1k profit.
No documentation, only conversation.
12m Despite claiming he can win $1k in 5 minutes and loves bouncing and blah blah blah, Chrissy says its afternoon and he plans on doing this for most of the night.
Chrissy rambles that the Rio is a toilet and a shithole.
12m59 Chrissy rambles the Rio got him addicted story, without saying addicted
15m Chrissy starts moaning about the strip and the construction.
This is a man without a plan, who knew about this construction because hes moaned about it before.
Remember when he kept claiming people with J.O.Bs would waste their lives in traffic he chooses to do it
18m30 Chrissy is still driving around and rambling.
Thats right, over 6 minutes wasted listening to Chrissy moan about traffic problems he choosed to make, and driving around.
19m05 Chrissy states its Friday night.
19m28 Chrissy claims he made $2500 in literally 10 minutes
IF you pause the video at that exact mark, he looks like hes possessed by a demon REBUKE SATAN
20m Chrissy finally states something useful for new gamblers and dumb foreigners, he played Super 6 which means if banker wins with a 6, you only get half your bet. This is instead of paying a regular banker commission
20m 30 Chrissy now explains he hedges with a bet on a sucker side bet: Tiger/6 when he bets banker
Remember every single time he tells people not to bet sucker side bets hurr hurr.
He is literally doing what the casino wants him to do, and he thinks hes smart in the process.
20m40s Chrissy is so happy he hit two tigers in 10 minutes.
Isnt he being greedy at this point, shouldnt he have walked away after winning the first tiger?
after all thats what he bitched and moaned about someone else doing in a recent video, but when he does it, its clever
21m Chrissy looking like the Po faced idiot he is now tells us he had another Palms session (no, not trying to give the dealer a handjob), he means it started badly and he had to bounce to another table to win.
21m26 he said it had a good ending, maybe he did jerk the dealer off.
21m55 Chrissy claims he turned around the first bad streak by hitting two back to back tigers
New trigger everybody: when a tiger wins, bet big on tiger. <-- my prediction for what Chrissy will soon be saying
Baaaaaaacky is no longer a coin flip banker player game: yes Chrissy mocked someone the other day for taking a long time to decide, but clearly, new rule, new thought processes, hurr hurr
22m05 Chrissy claims he tipped the dealer $500 and left with $1600 in profit.
Did he put a dealer bet down on tiger to pay for this as he previously claimed he made dealer bets as tips, or did he just peel $500 off the tip of his winnings?
Also, Whats Druff's views on tipping out over 20%?
22m11 After extremely clever foreshadowing earlier about slot winnings, Chrissy now shows slot winnings. Unlike the pros, Chrissy is not winning big money
Chrissy also has his club card in and betting $8.
Thism time however the credit count is down to $17.43 so if he staretd with $100, he would have been sweating.
22m19 Chrissy claims that Buffalos is his favourite slot machine.
This suggests hes played enough slot machines to have a favourite.
22m50 "Give me some more, give me some moreI always say i dont want a lot of money I just want more I just want more"
That sounds like GREED mixed with idiocy.
23m35 Chrissy triggers respins [more appropriately 5 extra spins] and he sounds actually happy as opposed to all the fake happy we see from him.
Chrissy wins a total of $286 or close to 36x from his free games.
24m27s Chrissy focuses the camera on the players card section and tells ue he does use it every time he plays: he's still "elite"
He cashes out for a profit of $203 from his $100 and it shows the timestamp of 9-15-2023 17:18:53 so the night is still fairly young.
Dont forget earlier Chrissy moaned about people filming themselves at the casino, either as douche bag haters or people with paid partnerships, and he doesnt have a paid partnership (he claims).
Chrissy stops walking on the bridge to show traffic: despite moaning about slow moving people on FB the other day.
27m30 Chrissy claims he used to be called the Casino Queen or something.
28m28 Chrissy shows a bundle that he claims is $$5k, with a wrapped on it, signed and dated 9/15 from the Wynn.
Clear serial number of the top note.
29m Chrissy starts rambling about reserved table status "You dont need to be a billionaire, just have millions you can piss away any time you want".
29m30 Chrissy claims you have to be very very smart when playiong the Big Boy $1000 min buyin table (doesnt he always have $100k on him + all his wnnings to this point?)
Claims he had to change his style: you mean player or banker???
30m Chrissy states he "spoke with the wife and baby" and they dont want to come out on the strip tonight.
NVB walks, talks and yet is referred to as a baby.
unless by some miracle Chrissy has a secret second family which would be quite impressive and would explain the constant moving and not buying Stace a house or car
30m Chrissy says he isnt sure where he'll go to eat but will just grab a cocktail
Remember "Momma I dont drink, smoke, do drugs or suck dick" from Mother's day: Chrissy doesnt either.
31m0 Chrissy claims he bet the Yankees and told us the date so we can confirm he won
How about showing the sports betting ticket before the game starts?
31m30 Chrissy shows literally the worst burger I have seen, packaged poorly
I seem tor ecall in his Chrissy Gump running video he acknowledged he was out of shape and yet here he is.
32m Chrissy claims hes been in traffic for 15 minutes and hasnt moved more than 1/10th of a mile
33m45 Chrissy rambles about probably going to Palace Station even though its closer to low roller status.
35m30 Chrissy claims he made $3000 at the palms at a $500 min table.
Oddly despite being at Palms to cash in his sports betting tickets, he doesnt show the tickets before or after cashing them in.
He also does not show any chips or cash either.
36m15 Claims he won $1060 at Palace and tipped out the dealers
Again: doesnt he make dealer side bets or was that a complete lie ?
37m15 Chrissy finishes playing a slot machine, hits full screen of what is probably top symbol
Minor issue: its a 1c machine
Chrissy has his player card in if someone wants to scrape some details
Chrissy also shows the cashout voucher.
Chrissy sure is lucky when he comes to slot machines, or he only shows us winning footage.
Wow, I always new Chrissy was an Idiot, but his Tiger wagers take things to an entirely new level of Degenerate.
Let's look at the breakdown of the available Tiger wagers "Suckers Bets":
TIGER "PAIR" 16.12%
SMALL TIGER 14.33%
BIG TIGER 15.25%
TIGER "TIE" BET 30.74%
If this doesn't show how retarded Chrissy is, I don't know what will.
I'm sure everyone knows, but I forgot to state that the the above numbers are the House Edge!Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
As if a double digit house edge isn't enough, the 30% edge for the "Tie Bet" just may be the highest edge that I have ever seen in a legal casino, outside of certain sports wagering bets.
Unfortunately they still own it, but are just not using it.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRiversAnyone want to take over Stacy’s short-lived website domain?
Guess she didn’t get enough people to sign up as “insiders”
You can pay $65 to a lol "broker" on Godaddy who will attempt to ask Chrissy/Stacy for the price they want to sell it. Which is pretty much a scam itself. You can usually contact the domain owner yourself.
If it ever truly becomes available, though, I will grab it and forward it to this thread.
new YT short video, you can watch it here https://files.catbox.moe/vcnw03.mp4 slot win... i'm not a slot player but how much did he put in and etc... ??
TheRivers: What’s the edge on the “big wheel?” I understand that is pretty hideous
Yes, the Big Wheel, also called the "Big Six", has a fairly nasty edge of 11% - 24%, depending where you place your wager. However, the edge is location dependant. In Australia it is a flat 7.69% on every bet.
An interesting fact about the Big Six wheel is for some time there was a semi-lucrative advantage play, where you could over come the house edge. This involved tracking the wheel. This wasn't as complex as "clocking" a Roulette wheel. With the Big Six, it was much more manageable to successfully be profitable as well as having lower variance.
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
O Chrissy, almost every day hes ranting the jackpot mentality is bad, yet here he is.
Also, he still gets the terminology wrong it seems.
$7.50 per Spin (it's a 1¢ machine, multiple lines)Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
He won $545.00
Only won 72x his base bet lol
That's like winning $72 playing $1 per spin
Absolutely embarrassing that he would make a video about this
Playing $7.50 per spin at average speed of 12 spins per minute, you can easily donk off a few grand in an hour.
1dollarboxcar, he had $258.10 (25810 on bottom left) in the machine when he hit the $545.00 (54500 bottom right).
His next spin, after it finished with all the hoo ha sounds and what not, he will have a total balance of $803.10 to either play or cash out.
He makes it seem like he walked up and put $100 in and hit this. Most likely he was playing for some time.
Before he started recording (most likely long before) he likely put a $100 in or a slot ticket from another machine.
Shit ignore the above post, I didn't finish the video lol...
Won $932.50
Credit of $258.10
Cashed out $1,190.60
Ignore the above post, I only watched the first 20 seconds. When he showed his ugly face I thought that's all he won. My bad.
Apologies
@1dollarboxcar: i was gonna say.... the numbers dont add up... he cashed the ticket for 1,109
With Chrissy, the numbers never add up.
Love the new emphasis on slot play.
This is going to be a hideous crash and burn.
From his South Point slots video as of 5:43 pm
Then we can look this conversion rate up:
Yup, sounds about right just relaxing putting a random $1,430 (wait, did I lie and say it was a random hundo?) through South Point's slots in one single day to wind down. GOAT Life Baby!
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Originally Posted by Forum WarsFrom his South Point slots video as of 5:43 pm
Then we can look this conversion rate up:
Yup, sounds about right just relaxing putting a random $1,430 (wait, did I lie and say it was a random hundo?) through South Point's slots in one single day to wind down. GOAT Life Baby!
Part of the reason he bounces so much is because he is bound to be scared of people following him and recording his lack of action.
Racking up 1400 points from slotplay would take him a little bit of time however so someone following would be somewhat interesting.
How fast is it humanly possible to go through almost 200 spins at $7.50 per spin while waiting for something to hit? Little chance he did that on a single $100 bill. Likely jumped machines a few times after losing $100-$200 on each before something finally happened.
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Really enjoyed the video I just watched @dollarbox
I am so behind on my Chrissy I probably need a good week or so to get caught up.
But please any lurkers who enjoy this thread and all the work these guys do…
Subscribe!
PFA (Let’s get Druff to more subs than Chrissy in the near future!)
https://www.youtube.com/@pokerfraudalert
And of course @BoxCar
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNK...iuJqlWEs_CmFNQ
Never stop pounding the BLOAT’s ass.
I support #FreeBubs.
That and these random looky lous who see some bald moron yapping about a jackpot only to see him filming a “win” of $750 when they watched put him way more than that before the bonus trigger hit!Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkQuote:
Originally Posted by Forum WarsFrom his South Point slots video as of 5:43 pm
Then we can look this conversion rate up:
Yup, sounds about right just relaxing putting a random $1,430 (wait, did I lie and say it was a random hundo?) through South Point's slots in one single day to wind down. GOAT Life Baby!
Part of the reason he bounces so much is because he is bound to be scared of people following him and recording his lack of action.
The Mumbler touting his NFL picks for $50 a month lol ....
i'm looking for a another song suggestion for my next yt video which will be short and sweet... but i'm also looking to break away from this "c'mon meme " thing too....
as that is getting old real fast too ( looking to get away from illustration below ) any ideas guys....??
this has possibilities....Quote:
BedWetterBettor: Maybe I’m just in a Weird mood, but maybe a photo compilation of Chrissy stuffing his face to Weird Al’s “Fat”???
As always, Chrissy's ability of acting without thinking has screwed him again:
Whats his plan if he wins a jackpot more than $50k?
Does he show the ticket (and cash) and end up justifying hurr hurr "it is OK to have a jackpot mentality?"
OR
Does he keep his mouth shut and be frustrated that he cant claim to be the goat because he didnt show evidence (one of the few times he had it) ?
I'm pretty sure Chrssy would post his biggest shit eating grin and not care what those broke douche bag haters would be saying about him being an idiot and hypocrite.
you can watch todays goatshit here https://files.catbox.moe/38abge.mp4 i'm in the middle of watching it now.... one quick takeaway.... don't play European roulette with one green zero, that actually lowers the house edge .... only play American roulette cause the numbers are spaced differently and better on the American wheel rather than the European wheel....
and wow what a demeanor change in the last 2 minutes or so of the video.... when he is finally done eating his 5lbs. of sushi his demeanor is pretty chirpy and normal and said the video is over..... then he is in the parking garage in his vehicle with red glossy eyes and talking about making big comebacks and more goatshit....
it's code for he just lost his ass again cause he pulled another all nighter degenerate gambling again.... and hence why he uploaded todays video again at 5am LV time...
Dumbest Of All Time is apparently a "ball counter" or something now?
LOLOL
I did figure out where he keeps the $100k he has on him "at all times"...probably in those jowls of his. DOAT is looking like Brando in Godfather these days.
Ace of Spades....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3FHoZzEZkM
After trying to watch that video today, I realized Christopher Mitchell is beyond delusional.
He makes NO money from gambling.
He does make a sustenance "income" from suckah's buying into his bullshit for a couple of months each at a time and Daddy Foster covering the gaps. He knows he is full of shit but doesn't know how much.
His wife's self esteem is the lowest known to humankind causing her to stay with the bullshitter. She will NEVER look into what he does in detail for fear of finding out for sure what she already knows is the truth.
They are goofballs, basically.
Also, at this point, I would consider watching Chrissy's antics a hobby. It's fun. I dare Chrissy to tell me to get a better hobby when this one is so enjoyable.
32 minutes of nonsense, what a way to start the day
"Gambling in Las Vegas: Chrissy says to look for a valuable opportunity"
Will this be about triggers, or playing +ev slots or card counting?
1.96k subscribers at time of viewing
Chrissy's pulling them in from somewhere.
To the surprise of no one, Chrissy driving one handed, phone in other hand.
Chrissy in a red Miami top.
55s Chrissy is hot out the gate claiming he spent 100s of thousands on his "education" like the viewers wasted at university or college to get a dead end 95 job and work like a hebrew slave for the rest of your life
My university education suggests we are probably going to hear the sainted mother story and/or a few complete lies based on past performances by Chrissy.
1m15s I've paid off all my debts
Well, that is definitely disputed.
2m claims he'll never tell all his secrets but come chum with him in person in Vegas.
2m10 Chrissy rambles hes going to give a secret or valuabe opportunity relating to Spinny for free!!!!
2m44 Chrissy tells us his roulette secret by telling us he used to play Blaaaaacky but too many idiots at the table (this coming from captain no bust)
3m Chrissy starts to tell us about Card Counters
3m10 People count cards because they want to do something I came up with, a valuable opportunity
Being the Grade A idiot that Chrissy is, he doesnt know people were counting cards AND using devices to predict where the ball would land in Spinny before Chrissy was born hurr hurr
3m40 Chrissy tries to explain card counting aand claims people do it in an obvious way, get caught bet banned from casinos and cant gamble for a living
and thats why I dont play Blaaaacky
This really is a Grandpa Simpson story since he claimed he was going to tell us about Spinnnny.
3m50 Claims he didnt learn to count cards because he likes gambling and doesnt want to be banned by the casinos
He seems to forget the time he got himself and the chums kicked out for claiming a casino was cheating.
That in turn means he forgot the time he ranted that all casinos cheat.
5m15 Chrissy gives a rambling explanation again about how he thinks card counting works and says its easy to detect because "hurr hurr, someone bets $25 a hand to get a count, then slaps down a $5k bet when they think they'll win and its obvious, hurr hurr".
Save time and just mitchellgale your bets, you'll betting $5k on a $25 min table a lot quicker.
5m30 He claims he does something similiar with Sports betting, Spinny and Baaacky.
He claims its similiar to card counting in a way
5m45 Our genius claims hes counting things in sports betting but hes not going to describe it in this video: What was he counting on New Year's eve when the team won and Chrissy still cried?
6m50 Chrissy is still rambling but has moved to Spinnny, complete lie: I made an awesome video about betting two dozens
Yeah, no, you changed your long term "bet the middle dozen to dont bet the middle dozen, hurr hurr"
This is after he claimed to have a 100% winning roulette strategy before making this change.
Let that sink in.
7m40 Chrissy rambles that American Roulette is better than European Roulette: The reason is the numbers arent spaced the same way
Forget the ev for european is only -2.7% whereas American is -5.26
I half expect him to explain that ev for american roulette should be -5.4% because iof 2 zeros, but its pnly -5.26% so thats better.
Yes Chrissy, double your chances of losing and tell us why this is a good idea.
9m04 Chrissy claims the numbers in the first and third dozen are mathematically guaranted to come up more often
And Chrissy's proof of this is what exactly?
11m Chrissy starts rambling about going to a shop in Bellagio to buy Creed and then shows us two bottles, while he is driving.
12m45 after over 12 mintues of rambling nonsense, Chrissy tells us the valuble opportunity is "The second dozen hits twice in a row"
15m Because Chrissy is an idiot, he tells us that betting the other 2 dozens gives you a 65% chance of winning: Except thats the odds on a European wheel. An American wheel is 63%
Of course, a couple of percent here or there doesnt matter to Chrissy since he doesnt understand -EV as it is.
15m20 Chrissy clarifies its 65% because he will HEDGE both greens in case they come up
There you have it folks, but over two 3rds of the wheel, including the greens and you will probably win a big boy bet.
The payout is still -ev but you have the exciting feeling of winning
Except the 31.5% of the time that a second dozen comes and wipes you out.
15m30 Chrissy tells us his strategy works 100% of the time.
His old BOL videos suggest otherwise. Its a shame he lost the channel with that idiocy.
15m45 Chrissy now rags on youtubers who make videos that claim a 98% successful strategy, O chrissy you idiot
16m07 Chrissy rants with a "fucking bullshit"
He'd know, hes been doing this for years.
16m30 Unsurrpisingly Chrissy now negs the viewer by saying they could try this strategy themselves "and if you dont even want to try it yourself because you dont have any fucking balls and you're afraid then watch the results online or go into an actual casino"
Chrissy forgets he used to show online videos of him playing Spinny, is he going to bring that back?
Chrissy is also vague on what he means by big bet AND how much to hedge, so in traditional Chrissy coaching, you bet the wrong ratio, you lose, not his fault, hurr hurr
16m54 Chrissy now claims that the numbers that hit the least are the middle dozen
So he recommends you wait until two hit in a row and place a big boy bet, but it wont happen every often at all.
Unless my math is wrong, any pair of spinny spins has a 9.9% chance of being two middle dozens.
17m45 Chrissy repeats only play American Roulette
18m40 Chrissy claims Mitchellgale is now "triple or quad your rpevious bet after a loss"
It used to just be "double and add a little more on"
19m30 This gets even more stupid than expected and thats saying a lot
"Bet 1st and 3rd dozen after 2 second dozens in a row. Hedge both green 0s enough to cover what you might lose on the 1st and 3rd AND if you lose, mitchellgale your next bet "
19m49 the probability of you winning gets higher each time the first and or third dozen does not hit based on the way the numbers are put on the Wheel
Chrissy needs to put a disclaimer on each video of how many balls to the face he's taken.
20m Chrissy claims if you start doing this he promises it'll change your life [complete truth] you'll make an absolute fortunate [complete lie]
20m56 Chrissy claims there will be valuable opportunties on sports tomorrow and he'll have $25-50k on a few different games
Will we see the tickets?
21m He claims he's been "tracking" those sports and hes super excited.
Anyone who has seen "A Beautiful Mind" knows where this is heading.
21m20s After spending closse to 20 minutes telling us about Spinny, Chrissy tells us he played Baaaaacky instead
21m25 Claims he amde 45k after banker commish and dealer tip outs.
21m40 Chrissy claims he was playing with a billionaire he regularly plays with at various casinos.
Sounds like the dude was bouncing casino to casino to avoid Chrissy.
Claims the billionaire bets over $100k per hand.
Claims the billionaire has his own rules.
Chrissy claims he wont name him but the family is woerth over $250 billion.
Wiki only has the Waltons at 224B but that seems to be a Forbes list which might only be American.
Wiki also has global billionaires with Elon Musk in second with $180 billion
Bernard Arnault is on both lists, but below $250B, is in his mid 70s and a quick search deosnt suggest he's a gambler.
So what is more likely?
An insanely rich French man is in Vegas gambling with Chrissy
OR
Chrissy is being conned by someone claiming to be a billionaire
OR
Chrissy is telling complete and utter lies
OR
Chrissy is confusing billions with millions?
21m59 "Of course some of you are not gonna believe me but I've got no reason to lie and if you dont believe me just come to Vegas you'll see him because he's here every single day"
Of course Chrissy has reasons to lie, which is strange becuase hes so bad at it.
22m15 Chrissy claims he isnt sure what hes going to do now:
How about play Spinny with Elvis and Tupac
23m Chrissy decides to waste his valuable time roaming around the Strip
Chrissy starts rambling about dealer commissions and sounds confused.
25m20 Chrissy tells us he has an amazing life after walking around outside for 4 minutes
He says we should go to Vegas to meet him.
No no, I can happily walk around outside in NZ with zero risk of meeting that arseclown.
25m35 Chrissy trying to hustle those $5k mastermind events now that hes back in Vegas again
25m39 Chrissy claims he'll teach you alllll his secrets [complete lie]
26m07 Because Chrissy is dressed like a clown he said he cant get into a 5 star resturant.
I thought they all knew who he was and would happily take him and his money regardless of how terrible he looked.
I thought his catchphrase was he did what he wanted, with who he wanted, when he wanted.
26m30 Chrissy is still confused about what he is going to do
Either eat or gamble, its not difficult.
Orrrrrrrrr go back home to Stace and bang her, something you'll both enjoy
28m15 Chrissy eventually ends up at Nobu
Literaslly 6 minutes of filming time that was a complete waste.
29m Chrissy slams 2 cocktails and a lot of sushi.
29m30 Chrissy shows a bill for $371.73 ITs heavily implied he ate that all by himself. Running must be doing wonders for his health
Chrissy also does the ol "look ma I tipped" and makes it look like he tipped $128.27 to round up to $500.
30m25 Chrissy initially ends the video, but starts again from his car
Either hes had rapid onset food poisoning from the Sushi and been shitting his guts out, hes on something, or he lost his arse on a sneaky session
if you've seen Lord of The Rings he looks like Gollum
31m Chrissy starts rambling about losing, and winning it back because he's generous and gives his money away to other people: Was he just robbed??? [/b]
31m 22 Shoutout to Kings Ransom, they finally get a mention after months of nothing: No paperwork, but a shoutout
31m37 Chrissy claims he gives away $5-10k a month to waiters/waitresses and dealers when he plays spinny and baacky.
Chrissy rants hes always giving and God always makes sure he gives back to Chrissy.
What a fucking load of nonsense this video was.
Def watch th last coupla minutes starting at the sushi and drinks section and watch to the end.
Based on today's video, why would anyone pay $5000 to play with Chrissy when he just gave away his 100% guaranteed tip [thats hella flawed] and then he looks like hes on drugs for an addon at the end.
The worst part is he spent over 20 minutes rambling about Spinny, then plays Baaacky.
O and the time/date on the "Sales draft" for Noob or whereever Chrissy was is 9/17/2023 21:09.
I too wondered if he’s too scared to show his sports tickets or too broke to even bet big amounts on Sports, why would anyone pay him $399 for chum’s club lifetime recurring, one time payment fees??? There are No mastermind meetings coming up, proven by his 7 months without one! There are no winning gambling trips,Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Proven by the fact Squirtstopher is being watched by security in Vegas and forbidden from buying chips and not playing!
What’s his next pitch? “Join my elite Chums club and hang out with Ian Ziering’s shorter, fatter, dumber , bald-headed stunt double??
Cumming in 2024… Kyle Prescott in… SquirtNado 5!!!
At least Ian got some decent hair plugs and veneers, where as Chrissy’s best attempt is seen below!! Lol!!
If only we had Christopher Mitchell's address, this shirt would make a nice gift.
Speaking of shirts, we haven't seen the 'I Am The GOAT" shirts make an appearance in quite a while, they've probably become jizz rags.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CJ9KD9HG
@Tariq Reed: How can anyone think that 2 Green Zeros out of 38 numbers gives better odds to win than 1 Green Zero out of 37 numbers? It's insane. Perhaps it's 2nd Grade Math and CM hasn't gotten that far.
Just wait till someone comes up with a Quad 0 wheel, Chrissy will have to come up with a new strategy, but you know he'll brag its better than 2 green 0s.
En Prison vs La Partage
So what’s the difference? Well, both rules concern playing even money outside bets like red/black or the odd/even bet on a French Roulette table. In La Partage, you get half your bet back if the ball happens to land in zero.
If you play on a table that offers “En Prison”, the dealer will place a marker over all even-money bets should the ball land in the zero pocket, effectively putting the bet in prison for the next spin. The bet “Rides” without you having to pay for it.
You repeat the bet, and if it comes in your original bet is returned (you don’t get paid 1:1 and get your original bet back). The reduction in house edge is exactly the same as “La Partage”. This can come in handy for systems such as the Single Column Even Bets strategy which involve the even money bets.
At some casinos, there is a further twist to the En Prison rule: a “second spin zero” rule. If the ball lands in the zero again (so twice in a row), the bet remains “en prison”. We haven’t personally played on a table that offers this, but it has been reported.
Hurr hurr Electronic Table Games are rigged derrrrrp!
And the dumb comments keep on coming! This James Maccommas is clearly a fake/paid subscriber & commenter. He’s made several of these kinds of posts fellating Little Kyle! Much like the Robert Collins and SepernTards of recent past! Or is this Brown Nose Brandon’s new identity since going into the Penetrated Prescott Witness Relocation Program???
Lol, ‘Advanced Betting Techniques’??? Hahahahahaha! Like what, Bet small, Marty Big and add $5 for a Mitchy Gale? Then film 3 minutes of it and post is as a full proof strategy? Yea, because his 6 month home rentals are Proof that he’s making bank off it!
I’ve come to the conclusion that Double Jackpot is completely clueless. In a 27 minute video he posted today he keeps saying that CM has only 500 subscribers yet the channel is up to almost 2K….and then at one point he says “it’s only a matter of time before he moves back to Vegas.” Come on man!! And his videos…while well intended….are just painful to listen to. Rambles on and on and on.