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"wouldn’t ya know who won the Pony? " -- Jiim Cornette fan per chance?
the way i figure it.... he is down to about 7k $$ about 6500 in chips.... 500 in sports bets and he is carrying fake money again in his purse....
https://www.facebook.com/reel/782987566894080
try and finish up my new YT video today....
edit: still no sighting of the Skank and the Oooookerrr.... what's this about 9 days now ?
my new video is out... you know what to do, to get it up the algorithm ladder to hurt his wallet....
SWEET HOME CHICAGO....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bT9cxoZeFM
Bird brain still kissing Krissy's little crooked pecker....
And yeah another Chrissy-ism.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
He wants people to copy his bets, but not his "fashion sense".
Someone copying his "man bag" somehow lowers Chrissy's status.
Then Chrissy wears his cheap Charlie Brown cosplay.................
Where is Christopher and the Gyspy Mitchells going to end up?
Well…He’s going to be paying a lot of rent because of his rental history. I have a feeling that good old Daddy Foster will be co-signing for this next place regardless where his scumbag and his Gypsies lands.
It’s going to be harder for Christopher to keep up this lifestyle. That SUV is going to be repossessed soon. Bubs is still so far behind developmentally and still needs real help. Plus, Skank really has an IQ of an amoeba for staying with this closeted gay man that gleefully watched homosexual porn around kids. What a family and the life of a thriving millionaire indeed. Yeah right…
Happy 4th Guys.
so earlier today he said he had 25k worth of sports bets slips in his Fag Bag.... in the reels video he posted here https://www.facebook.com/reel/782987566894080
so how can you hate him or call him a liar ... when at the end of the night he shows ONE winning ticket for 2k... ???!!!!
we got him on the ropes people.... look at them crying eyes in the pic.... we got him on the ropes and @Druff needs to knock his sorry ass out with the YT channel !! :)
he can't even keep his story straight when he posts !! that would mean a net Loss of -23k... :)
his fuckin brain is scrambled eggs right now !!... and i love it !! :))))))
The Bloat certainly lost tonight, a huge night of Upsets and favorites shitting the bed!
Both Chicago teams Lost and he always bets them, if he didn’t he would have posted the winning slip(s) with the one Yankees winning bet. However the Yankees played a double header and Lost the first game Badly, so Chrissy definitely lost on that one.
He’ll go “Hurr durr I only bet the 2nd half of double headers just like I always give Double headers to Brandon and Bird Brain on the Booty Boat Bash!”
His other go to bets like the Orioles, Pirates and Astros all LOST today, so as DoubleBoxCar said above… 23K In LOSSES for the Colt Dolt!!!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
He literally put in the bet for that one winning ticket he is showing minutes before the game started after having first driven out to the casino at noon Central time. The game started at 7:30pm Central and the time on the betslip says 7:28pm Central time.
Definitively hung around that casino all day and was chasing losses at night. Gee…what happened to sports betting being so easy that you just show up in the morning, place your bets, and then spend the day with your family? Guess not.
absolutely !! but the BLOAT is so stupid and doesn't realize this.... he actually gave it a thumbs up.... Krissy's brain is so fried right now... !! :)Quote:
Tariq Reed: Jordan Bergsrud is APEX affiliated, so he tries to be nice in his comment. But the bottom line of what he's saying is "Show us all of your bets or we don't believe you!!!"
don't let up now boys !!
Uncle Zachy has broken his silence and apparently he’s “Going off the Grid”! Hahahahahahaha!
And like former Mastermind Elite Mike Miltimore, he’ll probably never be heard from again! I’ll let you good folks decide what this is secret code for!
Hiding from the IRS? Getting a divorce? Or Starting another get rich quick scheme with a more sophisticated religious scammer??
Maybe he can hide out in old Mikey’s Rickety RV?
Chrissy now with the A’s jersey on today instead of Cubs in a possible hint that he’s moving back to Vegas. Guess someone needs to tell him that the A’s won’t be playing there till 2027, by which time Chrissy will have moved at least three times.
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Looks like he deleted the famous "Why do they hate me when I provide proof?" post
Two reasons: As one of his apex chums pointed out, he isnt providing what he thinks he does
Other reason: he is a scammer so of course people hate him.
Deleting the post reinforces that.
lol... Mr. Honest took down his FB post that i explained the dumb shit exposed he lost -23k here above https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...=1#post1087846
cause you know documentation beats conversation !! LMAO :) he loves to read this forum.... :)
so i think i'm going to make another video, of the old Krissy videos here https://www.youtube.com/@Christopher...yGoat51/videos
kinda piece them together and show the contradictions with captions like my last video....
well let me ask you guys this.... i had the song Sweet Hone Chicago playing in the back ground in my last video cause i was showing the contradiction of what he had said earlier about Shitcago how much he loved it and now he hates it.... did you guys care for that or was it annoying or ??
so like i said looking to piece together them older videos with all the contradictions.... but can't think of a song to play in the back ground like i did my last one with
Sweet Home Chicago ?? or should i not do that again or ? and them older videos is all i have to work with cause i didn't save many Krissy videos in the past....
( kicks him self in the ass )
so should i do a back ground song yes/no ... and which song? to be honest i am leaning towards a back ground song again... but which one ??
thanks
Cheetos is Live Streaming now, feel free and ask him he runs an impostor channel!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7P25AguViI
Another Losing Day overall for the Bloat!
Yankees lost, Dodgers Lost annnnnnnnnd the Cubs Lost (again lol!) and not a peep from the Colt Dolt means he’s a broke joke and a Loser again!
And since I wrote it down on the scoreboard above, it’s documented folks. And when you’re Kyle Prescott, documentation beats Masturbation!
Chrissy better start doing those stretches again, he’s gonna have to do a lot Dropping his Pants and Squirting for Colt and Paragon Men to get those losses back!
But much like the Million Dollar Challenge, the 30 day fitness challenge, Blackjack challenge, The No More Table games promise, the Free monthly Masturbator mind meetings promise, the One time lifetime membership fee and all the other Lies told by Little Kyle, it will go the way of the Dodo!
Speaking of Dodos…
Where all these millionaires at? Are they living it up in their off shore island mansions? Judging by Uncle Zachy the Lackey going off the grid, I’d say that’s a big Negative… folks!
New idiotic FB post from Chrissy that will likely get deleted
Claims he's made $50k big boy dollars in the last 8 days.
Rambles about making $50k in a week.
Last I checked a week was 7 days not 8.
Also: how to win $1m in 90 days: "hurr hurr, 50k in 8 days is $6250, which is the same as $33k per day, hurr hurr".
Now, he doesnt mention the 90 day challenge because as BWB points out, that was just another throwaway lie Chrissy told to get views and no reasonable person would believe it was possible.
Cash machine goes brrrr in today’s video! Looks like Mr. Foster sent the extortion payment this week and Squirtstopher was more eager to run it through the cash counter than he was to drop his pants for Bryan Ockert at Chaos Men!!
https://youtu.be/KJG_0mkkaRI
I’ll let ZD have his fun with this one! The usual bullshit how you should listen to the masturbating midget moron instead of your boss, quit your job, beg for money like he does and lie about doing gay porn!
And for those who missed it, here’s half of the live stream Cheetos did and wouldn’t admit he’s involved with the fake Chrissy channel!
https://www.youtube.com/live/rVDQsHgJ6yM?feature=share
Some gems from the Chrissy Cash Machine with Counterfeit Detector off video are:
- Don't try to hit Grand Slams ... Just LIE about hitting the Game Winning Homerun in the little league world series!
- Don't try to Get Rich Quick... Just place multiple 5 leg parlays and one 9 Leg parlay that disappears as soon you LOSE on it!
- Don't Place Big Bets hoping for Big Wins, Bet Small and Win Small... Just Bet 25K or at least claim to bet 25K, then only show ONE winning ticket for 2K and re-train your mental midget brain to pretend that you actual won! Because Documentation beats conversation... hurr hurr
The "Goat Life Baby" videos are getting increasingly obnoxious and condescending.
I think Chrissy gets a sick pleasure out of talking down to his followers, as if he's on a level far above them. It's definitely compensation, given that he knows deep down that he's both a low IQ moron and a high school dropout, whose original career path was gay pornstar.
Chrissy, I am 11-2 in my MLB picks since June 16. Go ahead, check right here on this site, I post 100% of them, and all before game time. I'm also an overall MLB winner this season and last season.
I charge zero point zero dollars for my inner circle MLB picks. They are all available to everyone who browses this site. You don't even need to register an account to see them.
I also don't drive 90 minutes each way to a casino to bet them. Why would I, when better lines are available online? What happened to your BetOnline account, Chrissy? Why can't you bet there?
Chrissy, we all know that you aren't going to the casino just to bet sports. You're going to shoot off at baccy and spinny, and that's what you do while you wait for your sportsbets to finish.
But maybe I have this all wrong. Maybe you're not degenning off at -EV games at the casino, but instead this is an excuse to meet up with a new boyfriend you found in the Chicagoland area, and this is the only way to do it without Stacy finding out. If that's the case, say so and I will apologize.
Today's nonsense video is
"Sports Betting: Chrissy tells how he makes $50k per week" which matches up with one of his nonsense posts.
Spoilers: Chrissy looks hella tired, tries some "new" mlm tricks, and toy money counter goes brrrrrrrrrr makes a return
Only watch if you want to see a slightly new twist on his rambles.
235 subscribers at time of viewing.
He's slowly rebuilding his broken youtube empire.
Anyways, Chrissy wearing gray and drab Nike gear, with a grey and drab background.
As a positive, its got the toy money counter machine:
And on with the show: 13m15s of nonsense.
20s and Chrissy has already shown his idiocy 50k profit in 8 days when the title is "$50k per week".
Chrissy looks hella tired.
1m Chrissy uses one of his favourite tricks toy money counter goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrr to waste time.
1m40s Claims he got started gambling when he was an uber driver (note: this is a change from the origin story that he had a successful business)
1m49s The line we've been missing: Wife was working as a HEBREW SLAVE
2m35 Chrissy goes for a double play: claims he's known all over the world as the GOAT, and claims hes at the casino every single day.
2m55 Claims 99% of people lose at the casino.
Starts his ramble of small bankroll, jackpot mentality.
3m40 And Chrissy shoots himself in the foot: points to the $50k and says you need a big bankroll to go to the casino
Given he earlier claimed most of the viewers were already broke, they dont have a lazy Fiddy lying around for gambling.
3m55 PARADIGM SHIFT: new words, same old nonsense.
4m 05 Chrissy claims if you try to get rich quick, you go broke quicker.
4m08s Chrissy tries a new techique "Come on people, you know I'm preaching the truth, you know I'm preaching the truth"
Seems as well as studying sports betting, he re-read some MLM books.
5:30m Blah blah blah $200/day blah blah blah $6000/month
Claims he could retire his wife by earning $6k a month.
7m05s Even Chrissy's camera knows that this is bullshit, he had to restart because it shut down
Live the millionaire lifestyle of your dreams, but dont spend anything on recharging your gear.
8m blah blah blah most of you arent winning blah blah blah
Throws in an ad for goatlifebaby to get him to coach you
lists off craps, baccky, spinny, blacccky and sports: ignores poker which like poke her he knows nothing about, and slots.
9m more ramble that people arent trying to win $50 a day at the casino because it isnt enough:
How much does he spend in gas getting to the casino? How much time does he spend in traffic gettiung to the casino?
Slicing those off turns that big boy $50 profit down a lot.
10m more blah blah blah:
"If you can win $50/day EVERY DAY at the casino, you know winning more is possible"
Just hit and run, and hope the martingale 9 in a row doesnt catch you first.
10m 30 starts rambling about 5 years ago winning $10k a day wasnt something he thought possible.
So to recap: $50k in 8 days is $50k a week.
Winning $10k every day for a week is also $50k.
10m45 he asks what is something he can do every day: not pay for bubs' education, not pleasure his wife, not tell the truth, not say something stupid
Hell, if only he took his own advice and worked through this for just 1 day, then 2 days in a row, and then 3 days in a row and so on.....
more ramble: claims once he was winning $200/day he thought had to think if it was possible to win $400/day.
Ol Einstein is rambling a lot, but surely if he could either double his bet size, or double time at the casino to go from $200 to $400.
12m 17s Chrissy claims he can make $10k to $25k a day:
So why didnt he?
Making that type of money gets him close to his $1m in 90 day challenge which he seems to have forgotten.
12m35 "anything is possible when you convince your subconcious mind"
How muich thinking did he have to do to get NVB beyond the ooooooooking phase?
12m45s "You cant make $50k a week gambling, because you dont make $50k a week working at your job"
Remember when Chrissy would be happy working for $50k a month as a job
Verdict: generally dont bother with this nonsense unless you like the toy money counter.
Quoted for truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
And Chrissy has to try any trick he can to get suckers: negging is about the only thing he has left.
That as you also know, hes secretly disgusted with himself: he needs suckers but hates dealing with them.
anybody happen to save Krissy's FB post that ZD describes here https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...=1#post1088020
sounds like good content for my new video..... :)
there has been a Skanky Stacy sighting... she was spotted having a few " cock " tails near the pool area .... without Krissy of course... :)
NSFW NSFW NSFW
Seems like JC the Baptized Barber Beefcake has no shame talking down to people who work JOBS like a certain midget that took His money not long ago!
https://www.facebook.com/reel/156410...ibextid=9imq16
He also has no shame whoring out his female “client” and objectifying her frumpy body to try and lure in simps and low self esteem women!
https://www.facebook.com/10003668880...Mwqal/?app=fbl
At least Little Joshy Cox is giving SOME beneficial information. However the fact he’s charging a ridiculous fee of $1500 a month for it is the deplorable part!
There’s also a Mumbling video set to premiere today, but I’ll give 3-1 odds that it gets “delayed”!
Looking over the past 8 days Jun 26- July 3, Chrissy isn’t anywhere Close to 50K!
He showed 3 whole tickets the entire week equaling wins of $3060 on the Astros vs Cards on 6/28, $3000 on the Yankees Perfect Game 6/28 and $2900 On the Braves June 26. Giving a total of $8960.
We’ll generously add the Laughable Notebook written down winnings of $3130, which bumps the total up to $12,090.
The $20,030 does NOT fall within the 8 days even if you stretch it, so he’s caught lying with his pants down again! He’ll of course say “Hurr durr I’m the Colt goat, I can’t remember what day it is” or “Derrrrrp I count the day I cash in the ticket as the profit and not the day I place the bet because I was too busy Squirting my load in some Trucker’s butthole!”
And let’s even lower our IQ for a second to think like one of his Bird Brain followers with their head up his ass, $20,030 + $12,090 still does NOT equal 50K! And since a certain Masturbator said he’s giving up playing table games for money and only does it for “fun”, he can’t Lie and say he made the rest on Spinny and Baccy!
So not that there was any doubt he was lying, but he’s so stupid , he makes it so easy to debunk his lies and it’s probably why Stacy left again and he’ll have to go begging her father to let her come back!
Lol at Little Kyle reading this post and posting the link to the Counterfeit Cash Counter goes brrrr video! We already ripped that apart, ZD mostly, and instead of manning up and showing ALL betting slips which are available online, he pussies out like the Gay Porn reject he is and posts an old video!
And double Lol, here’s what a Good father and husband does with his family on the 4th! Makes THEM the center of attention and attends to THEIR needs by taking them places THEY would enjoy instead of dragging them around the country casino to casino for Photo ops to post online for a shitty YT channel!
For once Chrissy could learn from his roided up, midget half brother!
Chrissy's engagement on FB is dropping.
Barely 50 reactions for most of the recent posts.
On this slow Chrissy news day, it might be worthwhile to review the emergency update on Chrissy that the OP of this thread, Sir Jeff Dime, had to say about Chrissy doing "whatever it takes" to obtain a bigger edge in sports gambling a year ago. Remember, you're watching the #1 Gambler and Gambling consultant in the world (who only does sports betting now for profit apparently), so therefore the defacto #1 Sports Bettor and Sports Betting Consultant in the World:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZoB-TpOVIQ&t=34s
Somehow this is even funnier today than it was a year ago, knowing he only tries to portray that he makes a living making sports bets.
a little analytics from my channel https://www.youtube.com/@Christopher...yGoat51/videos
looks like damn near most of the views are driven there from the YT search bar... people are probably typing " Christopher Mitchell scammer " and some people are
doing their due diligence.... so i would think that my channel is having some what of an impact and keeping a few dollars out of Krissy's pocket....
that is the goal anyways !!
all of the videos are like that.... driven from the YT search bar.....
Good stuff 1dollarboxcar keep the videos coming!
Any chance UtahDrone will start making videos again those were the creme de la creme!!
and shout out to legendary Chrissy fanboy Pea Brain Pene although he never quite reached Bob Hesley fanboy status LOL
New FB reel & looks like he's back on the fentanyl totally tweaking out lol did the Colt Dolt really spend all night in the casino with the $50,000 lol, Stacy & Champers are definitely gone this degenerate donkey is basically living in the casino
Chrissy actually showing his picks in advance today. 3 favorites and one slight underdog. He must not be getting much traction if he’s now trying to prove himself in advance.
a little clearer shots of the Bloat's 4 picks.... if it's a losing day, i am sure we will see 25k in chips and he will say he won it all back at Spinny and Baccy....
Chrissy has a new video about his sports betting.
Normally I write a review as I am watching to make it as authentic as possible.
I'm watching this nonsense now [since he may end up deleting it] and will review it in a few hours time.
Short version:
Chrissy rambles about 99% of people who bet sports are losers, people lose because they make emotional bets, blah blah blah blah blah.
5m45s complete lie claims 3 people recognised him at the casino.
Chrissy then rambles about parlays are sucker bets
the Gayest Of All Time going for a grand slam today lol hopefully he gets struck out 0-4 like the degenerate little midget loser he is & always will be
Cheetos says he doesn't know who or why BLOAT would have 2 new YouTube channels & now he's doing reviews of Chrissys videos & HOLY SHIT this Bird Brain guy wants to suck & fuck Christopher Mitchell's azz so bad wtf is wrong with this idiot [emoji15] [emoji849] [emoji1787]
Folks, I(We) May have unintentionally created a monster in Cheetos…
https://youtu.be/L1f34ukSChU
He’s now going to do weekly critiques of Chrissy’s idiotic videos. Normally, I’d be all for it. But as I and many others here have unearthed, he’s only doing it for YT views and to recruit suckers into his shitty Baccy pdf scam!
I know he won’t make much doing it, but I regret posting the link to his live stream here as it inadvertently gave the germ of the idea to do these Chrissy Critiques because it’s all people talked about in his live stream.
Guess we shouldn’t be surprised as he is a low rent version of Kyle Prescott aka the freakin Squirt!
Speaking of Squirtstopher, he really is on tilt now and would be an epic meltdown if he loses even 2 of the 3 games left. He only won like 2K on the Astros and they were playing a garbage Rockies team. The other games are much less one-sided!
Today's nonsense: Sports Betting Chrisys bets $20k on Wednesday July 5th.
283 subscribers at time of viewing:
Spoilers: good chance this nonsense gets deleted as Chrissy shows 4 big boy bets and he needs _3_ of them to win to profit
Chrissy in grey, driving, no sign of the family props for awhile now.
13m 30s of nonsense ahead.
Blah blah, honest and transparent blah blah.
1m20s claims 99% of people who bet on sports are losers
is he basing this on his old trick of "hurr hurr, I didnt win today but I won more yesterday so I'm still a winner" or whatever nonsense it was
1m42s "He said the line" --- "Let that sink in".
Chrissy said people bet on their emotions, and he needs to tell his viewers they really need to think about that?
Also as a reminder: Chrissy was very emotional on New Year's Eve, but as always, what Chrissy says applies to others, not himself.
2m claims he was successful because he keeps his emotions out of it.....despite claiming he is the comeback king.
Chrissy does raise a valid point, people do bet on their personal favourites which is emotional.
He rambles about numbers and stats (he forgets to tell us he is a maths expert, o well, we remember chrissy, we remember).
3m "People are predictable, hurr hurr".
I refer you back to the NYE meltdown where he claimed people were bribed, to win.
Chrissy's meltdown was predictable and hilarious.
3m20s starts a rambling story about some dude mailing him about a "gut check" or feeling
Claims the dude made a "live" bet during the game
Chrissy claims live bets are sucker bets and emotions.
Rambles about "whats happening in the moment" and some team could be winning 10-5 and then losing 10-15 in next innings.
I havent seen it, but 99% [hey that's chrissy's phrase] he has placed plenty of live bets himself.
Rambles about no room for emotions in sports betting.
5m54s claims three different people recognised him at the sports book [then changes it to "a few people"].
Chrissy now rambles about other people sharing their systems with him.
Claims all three use parlays [blah blah blah].
parlays appeal to deadbeat douche bags wanting to get rich quick, and are for losers
Remember all his parlays we have seen
if chrissy continues with his nonsense youtube channel for more than 2 months, expect to see him bragging about parlays again
8m reminds us he cant get a real job.
8m 20 Chrissy claims he is giving us a fat nugget right now by stating that 99.9% of people watching will not get out a pen and paper and right this down.
Given he ahs 283 subscribers and 172 views 5 hours after it was posted, 99.9% translates to 1 in 1000 which is me.
The odds of more than 2 people doing this are slim to say the least but shows he doesnt understand what he is saying.
Blah blah blah "There is no room for emotions in sports betting".
You do need a system, but not live bets and parlays.
He parrots his definition of parlays (hurr hurr).
Chrissy shows $20k, claims the haters say that its fake, and then that placing 4 bets proves that its real cash.
blah blah blah.
10m0s Chrissy makes an odd statement that winning or losing today doesnt determine if he is long term successful or not
It kind of does, unless he has landed a whale, he cant really afford to flush $20k if all 4 lose.
Likewise, unless he hits 3+ out of 4, his fish wont be interested in his losing bets.
10m15 a torrent of complete lies including: I study....math, stats, numbers, pitchers, blah blah blah
11m20 blah blah blah "I share my picks with you. I dont sell them, yes, my sports picks cost $399 per month"
"Im not selling you picks, are the picks I risk my own personal money. It is in my own interest to win. Long term I win"
blah blah blah.
12m30 he shows the 4 slips which have been documented by other posts.
He is making 4 big boy $5k bets and needs any 3 to win to make a profit.
So the only reason to watch this nonsense is to see his picks, which have already been documented, and to hear some of his lies, which to be honest you can get from just about any of his videos.
"long term i win"
wtf? he just started sports betting by his own prior admissions.
can't stop his lies. lies on top of lies.
i figure he is donking off his winnings... at the Spinny and Baccy tables.... like the degenerate gambler he is.... other wise i would of thought for sure we would of seen
a video by now.... even a broken clock is right twice a day.... :)
"Tariq Reed: He won all 4 bets, so get ready for some chest beating (as opposed to what CM is used to beating on camera) tomorrow. Hopefully these wins will give him (false) confidence to place even larger bets."
I hope it leads to him posting more of his pre-game bets, but then he has very little to sell his chums for $399/month.