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Originally Posted by Kyle PrescottWhere is the GOATs Rolex at!?!?
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How you know Chrissy is lying on this nonsense video…
1) His beady eyes and egg head constantly turning away from the camera!
2) The lizard tongue darts out more than usual…
3) The end of the video that he just HAD to get in and do a 2nd take inside the mid-week suite was the Real point of the video! He claims a high roller donking off 100K a hand was given preferential treatment over his bald, midget ass and he was frustrated by this because the guy didn’t tip!?! Ahahahaha, sure sure you were soooo upset that you just had to hide your tiny boner you got from watching a real high holler play for big stakes while you threw an angry midget tantrum after losing an alleged 36K like you did in Biloxi! He also claims he was “pissed off” after losing 3 Mitchy Gales for $500, $1000, $2500 and $5000… but I thought the Colt Goat doesn’t get emotional and losing is “no big deal”??? Complete Lies!!
He lies about a $4000 tip he gave and how the dealers were crying over it, hahahahahaha, yea I’m sure they were sobbing uncontrollably like you did over the weeping widow at Bellagio! Why didn’t you visit her this trip and give her the $4000? Oh yea, cuz you’re a lying piece of shit who doesn’t do anything for real people and lies to seem important! Then you make lame videos where you act like you’re so special because you snuck money through TSA security, which is something frauds and criminals do!
So yea watch this nonsense for a good laugh and to see him project over being overlooked for a real high roller and this is him sending a message to Bellagio about how “wahhhh I tip once a year so give me special treatment instead of an actual millionaire that donks off money they earned through hard work!
Chrissy is the classic case of have your cake and eat it too! He’d rather have the cash to show off and feel like a rich person, while still keeping a car for appearances and taking the hit with Car Loan accrued interest and installment fees!Quote:
Tariq Reed: I just can't figure out how he seemingly has enough money to pay $10K monthly rent and enough to gamble for the Bellagio to constantly comp him suites and fancy meals, yet he doesn't seem to have money to pay off car loans.
Basically he’d feel Naked without the money to boost his ego and his simple mind can’t process that paying off the car loan now, will save him thousands in the long run. Like his rational for paying rent over owning a home, simple concepts like equity are beyond his comprehension!
Or the fact he chooses to maintain the State Minimum limits for His car insurance to keep the monthly payments down. Not realizing the 1st major accident he gets in will cost him hundreds, if not, thousands more in payouts to the injured party! Good thing he’s a multi-millionaire and can easily pay out those 6 figure settlements when he runs over an innocent person while filming one of his idiotic videos… oh wait!
sooo the other channel is back now....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkPcjbbFRNk
here is a payment link that is in cheetos community YT tab that he posted a few days ago... i don't think Cheetos would promote " Krissy's website "
( goatlifebaby dot com ) across the video... makes no sense...
https://payhip.com/b/JWTj6
LOL... just watched the Douche Bags video pf the " greatest comeback ever " .....
what's really disturbing is at the very end when the scammer in the making .... aka Bubs... tries to speak... can't pronunciate such basic sounds and syllables...
definitely can't pronounce the " f " sound .. as he tries to say " perfect " ... it's really sad !! you would think a multimillionaire with good insurance would get that kid in
speech therapy...!! fucking sad !!
hmmm... interesting fact.... Cheetos Patreon link doesn't work anymore.... i'm just checking a lot of things out today and posting them as i find them...
hmmm... Cheetos paid FB inner circle page doesn't work anymore either....
20 minutes ago Chrissy posted some nonsense called "Gives advice to a broke guy".
I'm gonna assume its 14 mintues of projection and auto-fellatio.
With that said, I'll review yesterday's nonsense "53k baccky comeback" now, and leave the othr nonsense clip for slightly later..
But first, a drink.
off the rails again... gotta be high on coke and meth !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-l53bnZrjo
"christopher mitchell $53k bacccccky comeback"
143 views, 123 (lol) subscribers at time of viewing.,
16m40s of nonsense
Hollywood will not be optioning this short film into a full length motion movie feature
If you enjoy Grandpa Simpson stories, you might enjoy this, otherwise, give it a miss
Chrissy in a bathrobe, assumedly coming to us from a bathhouse.
Talks about a comeback, so even more likely a bathhouse was involved.
States he went to the Baaacky room at 11pm.
1m20s shades of 90 day $1m challenge as he claims he's made $40k in 4 days.
LOL claims hes winning $10k an hour.
1m45 starts to ramble about choppy shoe and othr completely irrelevant statements as he has no input into how the hand is resolved.
2m5s ramble ramble $500 minimum table.
2m40 starts rambling about NVB who makes an appearance.
3m40s "If player wins two natural 9s in a row, that normally shifts it back (to banker)"
Its a shame they dont award a Nobel Prize for Mathematics because Chrissy could easily win one with statements like that.
Ironically, the cash prize given with a Nobel is $1m USD so Chrissy really could become a millionaire from gambling.
4m10s If you are a fan of Grandpa Simpson's rambling stories, you'll love this nonsense.
Chrissy explains a martingale would be $2500, but because he invented the Mitchellgale AND because Banker has to pay cmmission (remember when his genius play was only bet player because no commission, hurr hurr)
Chrissy bets $3500 and loses again
If he didnt have itchy balls by now, he definitely did at this point.
4m55 Chrissy rambles about picking a side.
I thought he had triggers to help make these difficult decisions.
5m25s Chrissy's very itchy balls make him mitchellgale $3500 to $10k
5m45s the only good news is, after chrissy lost the 10k bet he tells us the table limit is 20k so no more big boy mitchellgales.
6m25s Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Chrissy bets $20k and loses.
6m40s Chrissy says he was pissed, yet I seem to recall he claims never get emotional when gambling, and something about printing money on demand.
7m05 Claims he was frustrated by losing all that money in 10 minutes
(hurr hurr dont get emotional when gambling, hurr hurr go get a "massage" when you are frustrated, hurr hurr stacey doesnt understand me hurr hurr)
7m25s Aaaaaaaand Chrissy drops an F bomb to appeal to the masses, and remind everyone he is butch, despite wearing a bathrobe and spending over 5 minutes crying about some fake losses.
7m30s claims hes been in this postion 1000s of times (Good luck BWB finding footage of that)
claims hes probably made more comebacks than any other gambler
Another f bomb to appear butch, again.
8m shocking new reveleation: to win at Baaaacky you just need one good shoe.
Claims he changed tables to one that was only 4 hands deep.
8m20s "To make a long story short"
In other words, he bores us with other 6 minutes of "bad beats" and tugging himself off, and the pay off is "I was very strategic"
Claims he made $49k in 1hr 15m. o and he complete lies going from "I had chips" to "I had 1 $5k chip"
In oither words, with a good shoe, he could complete that million dollar challenge in a weekend.
Yet hasnt.
And wont.
Ever.
8m55s "This is the God's honest true story"
I suspect this is a lie
I tipped out $4k
Now we know he gets confused with banker commish.
He claims there were witnesses.
9m20s chrissy now also considers himself a professional athlete
I hope he stretched before patting himself on the back like that, could easily tear a ligament.
10m30 starts rambling about believing in himself.
11m35s Chrissy pans the camera down, which reminded me he used to claim he had a fear of heights, until he overcame that too
Pretty sure the fear of heights story was a lie, but lets see if he reads the site and jumps on this call out.
12m rambles about how iconic the bellagio property is. Like a yokel who has never travelled the world.
13m10s Claims $4k is the most he has ever tipped out
I have a feeling that hes claimed to have tipped more previously.
13m14s Chrissy starts to state "There was a guy in the high limit room..." and the scene cuts entirely
Was this too much of a lie for him to tell?
13m40 Chrissy goes inside because his phone got too got: his ears look red, possibly burnt and he looks somewhat camp.
He decides to continue his nonsense story
14m20 Chrissy admits to stalking a whale, claims whale is betting $100k a hand and is not tipping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember, when people want a handout, thats bad, when someone else doesnt give away their own money, thats also bad.
14m33 Chrissy now claims he tips every single hand by placing a bet for the dealer as well
"IF I have a $5000 bet out there, I also have another bet out for the dealers"
That pretty much changes the complexion of the entire rambling story at the start of the video (but we know its a complete lie)
15m claims some of the dealers looked like they were going to cry....because they dont get tips like that....NOT because they were about to be sworn at, called cheaters and whatever else Chrissy does when he loses.
15m35 NVB makes a second appearance and Chrissy claims that NVB is so perfect.
Yeah, that aint going to fuck that poor little munchkin up when he tries to do anything in the real world.
As boxcar points out, poor NVB now tries to say perfect and doesnt quite get there.
NVB gives up trying to say perfect and goes back to his catchphrase oooooooooooooooooking.
I have reported Chrissy's new channel and I hope it comes down (but only after he dumps some cash into some fake subs).
However, I very much enjoy the ripping you all give his arse hole after each video so it's kind of worth having him back.
Great review, ZD!
Can’t wait for ZD’s analysis on the Advice for Broke Guy video that Chrissy put out today. Hahaha, the fact he hasn’t shown any of those 25K in bets from yesterday aaaaaaaand the Cubs Lost, means he got his ass pounded and can’t even show 5 winning tickets for over 10K!
Seems like he has a problem with Jobs, but as I recall he was a W-2 employee for several Studios in California and Texas from 2001-2011!
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Warning NSFW
Here’s a photo Little Kyle might recognize, I had to convert certain parts to look like Chrissy’s favorite childhood plaything. It was his special friend that he wanted the wHole world to see! And I’m betting a few lucky chums paid extra for this One on One experience!
Good news everyone:
Chrissy has gained another subscriber (not me) since I reviewed his earlier nonsense.
spoilers Chrissy makes up a fake email to situate some nonsense. Does not show the email on screen, but as we know documentation beats conversation when it suits him
DollarBoxcar called it earlier that this video is complete Chrissy fantasy land that suggests Chrissy was high as fuck when he came up with this nonsense
"Christopher Mitchell gives advice to a broke guy"
124 subscribers.
14 minutes of nonsense.
Chrissy opens with "goatlifebaby.com" and is stuck in traffic.
Has a silly red cap on and a golden knights jeresy.
45s he's still trying to make "goat life cash" a thing, because someone at Apex or one of the other elite groups he joined took his money and told him to use it
1m15s claims he got an email this morning, but does his trademade "lick lizard lips, look away" gimmick.
well we know the email is probably a complete lie because it opens with "I love watching your videos, they inspire me"
Given this channel has only been back a couple of days and he has almost as many subscribers as the glory (hole hurr hurr) days of his chums club before he roasted them, this seems unlikely.
1m30s UTAHDRONE needs to see this footage and splice it into one of his own vids, Chrissy states "he hates his life". While Chrissy is referred to the letter author, it'd be solid in one of UD's videos
Chrissy claims the letter author's wife doesnt get the things she wants because the letter author cant afford them.
If it wasnt the claim the letter author had three kids, not 2 [assuming we count ULD in this whole nonsense] it'd be pure projection.
Chrissy claims the letter author's wife also works: Good she can buy her own shit, rather than expecting the letter author to do it.
Chrissy claims the letter author stated "in his own words, I'm a freaking deadbeat I dont make enough so she can stay home"
Chrissy goes on to say the letter author feels sad and depressed (come on, we know its you Chrissy)
Chrisy claims the letter author wants one piece of advice from Chrissy on what to do:
my pick is: Leave the wife and kids, they are wasting your money and are disposable props. Go to the bank, take all your money, and bet it on player, and hope like fuck it doesnt go on a banker streak
Lets see what Chrissy actually says.
Chrissy starts rambling that he's different.
Claims he doesnt believe in working a 9-5 job (yeah no kidding).
blah blah blah
3:34m Chrissy states he is completely unemployable
Yeah no kidding, who wants a gambling fiend who will fuck right off at a moment's notice because his balls are itchy and he heard there was a 15 Red streak in Spinnny he has to get in on.
rasmble ramble, claims hes unemployable because no one can pay him enough, and his freedom is so valuable.
No, its because hes a low iq midget who has a track record of saying he'll do things and not doing them [hey hey theres that 90 day million dollar challenge he's forgotten about]
4m20 claims he doesnt know what day of the week it is [another good reason not to employ him] because "every day is the weekend to me, hurr hurr"
This while he is stuck in traffic, off to the casino.
chrissy keeps rambling, and makes up a fantasy that IF he was in an interview, that he would get to the part where they discuss potential income
We dont do that in NZ. If the interview goes well, and the reference checks are good (and lets be honest, who is Chrissy going to get to get references from) then the pay discussion is with HR.
Chrissy tells the rest of this story as if it actually happened and claims he told (not would tell) the employer he made $20k on Saturday in one day so they could match that.
Chrissy then claims he would ask for $50k a month (being so much lower than he normally earns) and that corporate America would never do that.
Chrissy forgets that even if he was working for $50k a month, and working longer hours than most, he can still take a shit and bet on sports from his phone. He can gamble live at the weekends
Continuing chrissy's fantasy story in his mind about getting an interview, he claims the boss only offer him $35k a year.
why would Chrissy bother wasting an hour of his time and someone else's time applying for a job, getting an interview and then giving such a retarded answer?
Chrissy thinks that conversation would be "funny".
Changes topic to uber.
Claims he knew it was temporary and he was going to be massively successful.
seems to have forgotten he used to have a successful business before uber
We are now over 6 minutes in, and Chrissy has still not given advice to the "letter author".
7m We now move into the "negging" or "insult" phase of Chrissy's rant.
Claims the letetr author has bills to pay which is why they have a job they hate.
Chrissy puts on a stupid voice (as opposed to his normal stupid voice) and claims he also has bills to pay (hurr hurr)
Remember, empathy and kindness are free and Chrissy hates free.
7m45 claims once you refuse to work, your brain comes alive and you start to think.
Chrissy promotes Hill's think and grow rich.
Chrissy will be giving back his Nobel prize for Maths because he claims 98% of everyone on the planet lives pay cheque to pay cheque and therefore must not think
Chrissy then moans he is going 2 miles/hour and that he'd rather be stuck in traffic than working.
9m20s Chrissy claims his wife was working as a nurse, and was dealing with the craziest trauma you could imagine:
is this how they met? Was Chrissy admitted to her hospital with a bad dragon horse dildo stuck in his rectum? Did she take pity on him?
Remember his catchphrase "inch by inch, its a cinch"....I think we are finally getting an origin story here.
9m30s Chrissy throws shade on his own father, who we know struggled with dealing raising a complete idiot and disappointment, and then had to deal with a roided up second son
10:20m Chrissy claims Stacey was begging him when she was 8 months pregnant to just keep doing uber and stop gambling, her parents were telling her to divorce him, blah blah blah.
10m40s Chrissy drops an F bomb (to appear butch), and says people told him to get a real job, and he laughs asking what a real job is.
two more F bombs while he tells us what he thinks a real job is
Claims a real job is when you get paid every 2 weeks and it doesnt cover your [f bomb number 4] living expenses.
No, thats a job.
A real job is a career or profession, like lawyer or truck driver, both of which he has rpeviously claimed to know very well.
11m claims a real job means you pretend to be someone you're not, trying to impress folks
Really Chrissy, really?
You dont get the projection and irony of that statement?
11m20s He again repeats he is 100% unemployable.
11m40 Chrissy finally gives advice: quit your job and force yourself to get motivated and use your brain
12m45s Claims he's proved the [f bomb] douchebags wrong.
13m03 Claims he's driving a $90k SUV and 4 years ago he was driving a $10k Hyundai Accent.
13m19 Chrissy claims he has more money in his Boss "man bag" than people have in their entire life savings
So despite all his rants about wage slaves, he's a fashion slave to Boss.
And remember its a "man bag".
The fuck is that?
13m30 Chrissy throws in 1 more neg "To the guy who asked for me advice, here it is, you probably wont take it"
Chrissy strawmans another fantasy response, this time the letter author wouldnt quit the job because he has bills to pay.
This one is vaguely worth watching as it shows just how absurd Chriss is, and how deep he gets into his own fantasies.
does any know the current email address that Krissy is using ?
Napolean Chrissy:
Think And Grow Rich
Using Mr. Foster’s cash and eating food from the trash, Colt Life Baby!
Funny there were no updates yesterday when the Cubs Lost? Did somebody with a small dick use small sample size and forget to post Daily results?!?
The same kind of liar that can’t show a simple Bank History for 1 year!
RMS9: Pretty sure he still uses changeyourlifevlog@gmail.com and christophermitchellthegoat@gmail.com
thank you
1 more please, anyone have on file one of Krissy's phone # that ended in 94 ? ex. (•••) •••-••94
I have reported the GNAT to YouTube. (Chrissy was close, just go down one letter with the "O" in GOAT)...
I will do this each day.
GNAT LIFE BABY!
you know we actually haven't seen the Skank or Bubs in about 4-5 days.. yeah he posted a video with Bubs in it today... but that actually took place in Las Vegas
about 10 days ago but he didn't upload it until today....?? no morning daily walks with the Mitchell's on the Lake Shore.... and he has been staying at the casino
every night till midnight - 1 am ( gets to the casino in the morning ) ... and he's been throwing that excuse around lately again " stacy and bubs are relaxing/taking a nap at home "....
went to the baseball game all by himself the other night...?? hmmmmm.....
i don't think we actually seen stacy and oookerrr since they got back from Vegas ??
crying eyes.... lying eyes... shaky voice ... = he last his ass today on sports betting , everyone knows that douche bag bets at least 7 games !! you can see it in his eyes and hear it in his voice !!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct-fT...RlODBiNWFlZA==
and again been at the casino all day and it's getting late... where else is a single man suppose to hang all day...??
BedWetterBettor: 702-467-0594 but the little pussy disconnected the number months ago after we lit his ass up!
thank you very much and thanks to RMS too for the email... !! i think i'm kinda on to something here... let ya'll know if it pans out or not... :)
yep it's been 5 days... and who really knows how long them pictures have been sitting in his phone... ?? :)
"I mean, it's a pretty reasonable theory from $1BC and BWB here. It may explain why..."
Rep Fail earlier.
But yeah, it's a reasonable theory. I like how it also dovetails with why he could have started ANOTHER Youtube Channel. He knows only YT works at bringing in the suckahs. Yeah, he's been banned 3x, but, he NEEDs suckah money...it dried up with his horrible marketing work lately (and piss poor results from gambling and even more piss poor suckah-catching using only Facebook, which, he correctly surmised is a horrible platform for free commercials for a scam).
Add in the drop in price to $400/mo., he thinks he's being clever. He deperately needs this to work. He has no other source of income...it's just worth the risk of starting up his contraband YT channel again!
And the direct donations he was scamming with his channel, which he then claimed he donated.Quote:
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And you guys saw what was playing on his rented Tahoe's radio, right? It's all he does...looks for ways to market himself as this super brilliant (LOL!) guy that does everything differently and it makes him big money. Wrong!!! He makes sustenance $$$ from scamming suckahs...he does so-so at this and then does really well for a while (explaining why he sometimes actually has money. Well that and begging Daddy Foster). But it's gotta be a horrible idea to do this for your well being...knowing the only $$$ you get is from suckahs. This only works with someone who has little to no empathy for what they are doing...someone like a narcissist who lacks the empathy gene.
Oh, and did you notice the regression to Martingaling, Napolean Hill, and Universal Laws this time 'round? Things we all know are bullshit, but, hey, he knows it brings in the suckahs!!!
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he made it into a YT short too...
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZqUqk5XoADE?feature=share
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Happy 700th Page!
And what better way to celebrate than catching Chrissy in another lie, this one is easy!
In the Advice to a Broke Guy, where little Kyle is sporting his cheap, no-name , replica jersey and cheap-o Walmart Fred Durst wannabe cap, he clearly says he’s betting 25K on sports! Not combined bets on sports annnnnd Baccy.
But here he’s boasting over his pathetic 2K win, giving him a return of $6000+ And no mention of the other bets in that “25k bet” he supposedly placed!
Now I’m no 1st grade Einstein Light Bulb Inventing Mathematician folks, but if one bets 25 K and only has 6K in proven return, then it would seem they Lost 19K!
Of course he’ll go “Hurr hurr I sed dat to fool doze haterzzz derrrrp!” But then it means he lies EVERY time he claimed to bet 40K, 60K, 30K, etc. which is more than likely the case.
So once more Chrissy is caught with his pants down!
it must be the same guy that emailed him the other day... looking for a hand out instead of a " hand me up " .... Krissy is really really desperate and
is probably really close
to being broke and he will probably wish he didn't make up such things and making fun of people !!....
I really hope @Druff is working with his YT contact to get them 2 channels taken down !! and really put the hurtin on Ol' Krissy the BOY TOY !!
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Yet again Chrissy has to prove that he is an arsehole.
Speaking of: We havent seen kings ransom donations in quite some time, and no self servicing comments about how much he claims to donate to help the poor.
ok guys if you ya'll could give me about 30 minutes and not " clutter up " the thread i would appreciate it... :)
and i'll get to what i was referencing about my " investigative work " from yesterday ....
looks like you guys were right about Cheetos being behind that 1st channel impersonating Krissy and i have really good proof.... not definitive but good....
i have to upload a lot of pictures and give some explanations.... some pictures will be kinda blurry , cause i took pictures of my laptop screen and the others are straight
snap shots off my phone....
let's start with these email i sent Cheetos today giving himself a chance to explain himself .... but he refused and now temporarily deleted the channel again....
like the other day
https://www.youtube.com/@ChristopherMitchellGoat/about
let's get this out of the way and of course credit BWB for noticing the type of phone Krissy uses , this will come into context later.. i guess...
so last night i decided i was gonna try them emails against the youtube accounts ... usually people use the google account email as their sign in email for their yt accounts... i was gonna try and " strong arm " or try to " brute " ... guess the passwords ... well for reasons.... :)
started getting funny notifications on my screen , cause passwords were wrong... obviously ... but then i noticed that google was trying to send verification codes to the real account holders... i thought what a better way to harass a scum bag scammer or scammers lol ... you can see the type of phone they sent them to... them might be in the next batch , but here's these....
notice the difference in email accounts ... but sent to the same type of phone../
more incoming pics but maybe not so much elaboration... you will just have to look at the email accounts carefully to decipher...
then they wanted to send codes to actual phone numbers... but i guess the moral of the story is ... cheetos channel and the impersonating channel use the exact same type of phone... but there was difference phone numbers with the different accounts...
more will be coming after this post...
this will be the last batch... and i know there are better investigators here than me...
so please look at each picture with your magnifying glass and and the information provided please !! :)
edit: they wanted to send codes to back up emails too... got a lot of information by fucking around ... lol
and is this the Skank's mom and dad with Krissy at the Cub's game today ??
thanks guys... i know it's not really a " bombshell " but i was kinda surprised how much information one could get by going on a little phishing ( not fishing ) expedition ... and hopefully you better investigators can piece together more information with the info i provided... or maybe inspire some of you elite investigators to maybe go on a little " phishing " expedition of your own.... :)
BedWetterBettor: Nah just some Philly fans that this mental midget had to Boo at like a 6 year old child. No sign of Tuna Kooch and NVB, were they not invited to the Cub's game with those "season tickets"??
yeah ok then.... krissy went to the Cubs game by himself again ... according to the latest post / pictures on FB..... that's 6 days then... hmmmmm :)
Annnnnnnnd the Phillies are dominating the Cubs while Chrissy watches alone in his bleacher seat season tickets!Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Back to back losses on the Cubs plus 19K In missing bet slips for the Colt Dolt! ‘Hurr hurr I win every day, except Sunday, Tuesday, and when I attend games wearing a smurf outfit!!’