***Leaving On a Jet Plane: Lost Wages Version: The Laffer WSOP Trip Report***

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Originally Posted by lol wow

How do you get to be 31 and never been to a strip club just no male friends?

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If you were a doorman at a strip club, and Larry hands you an ID that says he is 31 would you let him in?

Id look for the camera first but they see tons if 21 year old kids who look 18 I'm sure

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

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Originally Posted by Ken Hordell

WHEN YOU START POSTING RANDOM SKATEBOARDING PICTURES OF YOURSELF THIS TRIP REPORT IS 100% OVER. THANK YOU FOR THE 5 OUT OF THE MONEY FINISHES. HAVE A NICE DAY. /TRIP REPORT

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I LOVE HOW YOU INCREASE THE FONT SIZE AND BOLD YOUR POSTS LIKE A FUCKING TOURIST IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY THAT WONDERS WHY NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND HIM SO HE JUST TALKS LOUDER

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he's just making sure his cuck Marvin can read it without his eye glasses.

old age vision and all.

remember that you created this monster, pfa. now you have to take care of it.

LARRY WHERE IS UR WEED PEN

LIMIT HOLD EM BABY

Can CMoney write this stuff off on his taxes?

He's basically the head of the POF Make a Wish Foundation.

Larry literally looks exactly as I pictured him.

WILLIEMCFAIL, I WILL NOW SHRED U AT EVERY POSSIBLE CHANCE

COUNT THE CHIPS AND FEEL LIKE A MORON FIRST OF ALL

Don't forget, recreational cannabis is legal in Nevada at midnight tonight.

Emergency Stoner Radio with Drexel?

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

WILLIEMCFAIL, I WILL NOW SHRED U AT EVERY POSSIBLE CHANCE

COUNT THE CHIPS AND FEEL LIKE A MORON FIRST OF ALL

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Yeah, $420 is totally brag worthy.

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Originally Posted by Hockey Guy

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

WILLIEMCFAIL, I WILL NOW SHRED U AT EVERY POSSIBLE CHANCE

COUNT THE CHIPS AND FEEL LIKE A MORON FIRST OF ALL

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Yeah, $420 is totally brag worthy.

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GOOD LORD

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

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Originally Posted by Hockey Guy

Yeah, $420 is totally brag worthy.

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GOOD LORD

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What? Are the greens $1 million each or something?

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Originally Posted by Hockey Guy

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

GOOD LORD

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What? Are the greens $1 million each or something?

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420. Pot becoming legal at midnight. Get it?

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Originally Posted by Hockey Guy

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Originally Posted by Ken Hordell

AND WITH THIS FOLKS THE TRIP REPORT IS OVER. THANK YOU FOR READING. GOOD NIGHT! SAD!

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Don't worry, hurricane season is on the way & then you'll feel relevant again.

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Except he will be as wrong about that as he is about everything else, and be just as big of a jagoff as he always is while doing it.

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Originally Posted by Pooh

Hey laffer, compare the different hotels you stayed at. Also, did you use any of the amenities.....pools etc?

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Also clientele, hotness of chicks, odors?

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

WILLIEMCFAIL, I WILL NOW SHRED U AT EVERY POSSIBLE CHANCE

COUNT THE CHIPS AND FEEL LIKE A MORON FIRST OF ALL

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let me guess...is it 420???

hell yeah mr. cool!!!

i remember when i was 17, too