Nothing new from Chrissy in 8 hours.
Safe to assume he's breaking his number #1 rule of win 1 and run away and dont stay at the casino for hours like a sucker.
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Nothing new from Chrissy in 8 hours.
Safe to assume he's breaking his number #1 rule of win 1 and run away and dont stay at the casino for hours like a sucker.
Bitch Tits Mitchell shows the Cum Bum Chums how great it is to be him…
By sitting all alone talking to himself about how great it is to be by yourself and have no one to talk to!
Wonder why NVB and Stacy weren’t invited to the Pool Party? Was this going to be a re-enactment of the College Swim Team video? Thankfully Suits Were Required this time!
As the fat rolls in Kyle’s head keep growing he looks around for anyone he can scam into a quick Nose Plug BJ session in the Jaccuuzi…
Luckily there are no takers and it’s back to sticking his thumb out and waiting for truck drivers to ride him!
Not even worth watching as he’s clearly dejected after losing at the casino on top of losing on Boston and all his other shitty sport bets!
Maybe Chrissy can Martingale his next bet with the Denver Nuggets?
The line is perfect for him at - 415 to win the series.
The Bloat could pony up $20,750.00 to win $5,000.00.
If he still lived in Las Vegas, he could sit in the sports book with Vegas Dave. They could cheer for the Nuggets to win the championship,
The only difference between the two, is that Vegas Dave makes a boatload of money off his degen gamblers and he buys expensive handbags
while Chrissy buys fake Rolex watches.
One MLB winning ticket on a big favorite. He bet $681.00 to win $250.00. Big time sports bettor.
Of course he shows his only winning ticket after the game was over.
Not posting his fake stack of bills on here, that he showed along with some Rivers Casino chips.
He is very boring these days.
Claims he turned 10K into 22K here…
But just days earlier when he Lost on the Celtics he said he was taking 50K (20K in cash and 30K in sports bets) to the casino to make More money?
So either he Lost this little money shown above and made 12K back yesterday… Complete Lie!
Or he just bought in with his last 22-25K took his pictures and then cashed out like a Pussy with little or No play time!
Why aren’t those 30K worth of betting slips being shown??? Could they be faker than Kyle’s teeth and marriage?
Better question, why isn’t Kyle holding his promised Monthly Masturbator Mind meetings instead of doing his One trick magic show? Have all the Cum Bum Chums revolted and he’s spinning his tires again?
referencing PB's and BWB's posts above, lmao at showing one winning bet slip, where are the other 8 losing tickets.... and them eyes look like they have been doing an awfully lot of crying and he looks so fucking stressed!! note that the bet slip says May 31st and he didn't post the video till today... he must of been at the table pit games an awfully long time... you know cause idiots stay at the casino too long....
snapshot of them stressed , blood shot and crying eyes.....
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cs81l...RlODBiNWFlZA==
Very good point, he used to do those lame videos from the temporary rental/air BnB that had cable included where he would watch the tail end of a game that he had a winning bet on.Quote:
Miss Fussy: I wonder if he initially filmed with the other tickets then every time a team had lost or was about to lose he would re film minus the loosing tickets until there was only one left haha
Just to make it look like he was able to play online and win on sports games simultaneously lol! Funny how he dropped that quick after losing his ass on Georgia vs Ohio State, The Paul/Fury fight and the last two Boston Game 7 losses! Hahahahaha, he’s so desperate he started doing that scam again!
“Hurr hurr I’m the number 1 sports bettor… except when I show a betting slip before the game starts and Lose every time! So now like a pussy I wait until the game is almost over to show a betting slip?!?!”
#ThrowbackThursday
1 thing for sure is the Mitchell Brothers were both blessed with the midget gene
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Aaaand Chrissy posts a claim he had to grow mentally in 30 minutes to win 12k.
As a midget both mentally and physically this is almost as believable as him doubling his stake in 30 minutes
Sounds like he's foresaked the golden rule of dont be greedy.
Guess it’s better than him growing Chia hair during the “Biggest…BIGGEST win of his Baccarat Career…check this out…”Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
The Queen of Baccarat earned that Crown that night! Speaking of Earning…
Former Super Duper Elite Cum Bum Chum Kevin Blumpkin graduated College! He gets much love from the Process Trusting, Zero to Million Challenge Quitting, former protege Uncle Zachy!
Wonder if Chrissy thinks he got scammed into Earning his BA degree? Perhaps Little Kyle can show him how he could have got a better education at The Mitchell Minute Man Masturbator Institute???
Here’s the brochure!
best card counting system i've ever seen, looks super easy too, it must be 100% full proof....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QZYPsJnTvE
Hahahahaha, Chrissy goes full retard with this angry midget rant. Must’ve been one of the Chums asking for their Guaranteed Money Back refund after losing AGAIN on Boston!
Or them asking where their Promised Free Monthly Masturbator Mind Meeting is after 2 months without one? Funny that Little Kyle had time to travel, go on a boat ride with Luc annnnnnnd sit in his rented condo’s pool but No time to keep his word to the Chums? All 2 of em!!
The only prt of chrissy's rant that is remotely true or relevant is the claim he's got a sore arse from losing sports betting yet again.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorHahahahaha, Chrissy goes full retard with this angry midget rant. Must’ve been one of the Chums asking for their Guaranteed Money Back refund after losing AGAIN on Boston!
Or them asking where their Promised Free Monthly Masturbator Mind Meeting is after 2 months without one? Funny that Little Kyle had time to travel, go on a boat ride with Luc annnnnnnd sit in his rented condo’s pool but No time to keep his word to the Chums? All 2 of em!!
Tune in next week when he rambles about how taking free walks with the family is the best thing ever.
Two days ago he realized it's better to get some Cum Chums and had it priced at $750 (and we all know long timers are paying $500).
Today, greed and fear have gripped our talentless Martingale-believing dummy / Dart-thrower Sportsbetting "guru":
FFS, pick one price and keep it. Just seeing if a new sucker will pay $999/mo.
Somewhere on this thread, not too long ago, someone posted a picture of Chrissy's father, who is still alive.
The elder Mitchell is very short just like Chrissy. I'm assuming Chrissy's mom is also short, thus making it almost a certainty that Chrissy and Andrew would end up short as well. While there's some variance, height is one of the most predictable physical attributes for human offspring if all of the grandparents and parents are either tall or short.
Chrissy and Andrew probably both had a complex about their height, which is why both were obsessed with working out and steroids for awhile (and Chrissy still does them on and off).
Anyway, given how much Chrissy despises dear ole dad, I think it would be hilarious to post his picture more often on those Facebook/Instagram troll posts. I know it was happening for a bit, but then it stopped. I have to imagine it would infuriate Chrissy to keep seeing his dad up there.
Chrissy in Vegas. Get ready for the bragging video at game 1 tonight of LV Vs FLA.
And what gracious people then are. They do all met up again with Stacy’s abandoned daughter and took her with them.
I mean seriously…it’s monkey see monkey do with this guy. He thinks it makes him look cool to be walking around the casino in a bathrobe? Why would he think this? It’s because he saw another “influencer” do it while gambling with Dana White at Red Rock. But wait…there’s a difference. Those “other guys” don’t have “strategies”. Christopher Mitchell does and the casinos stand no chance.
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
We get the annual probationary appearance of ULD!
Along with the Once a year Limo Ride that he begged Bellagio for! What happened to the rant about asking businesses for Free Stuff and being a Dead Broke Douche Bag for it? Guess Hypocrisy is one of the courses taught at The Mitchell Minute Man Masturbator University for Midgets or MMMMUM!
I’m generously cutting out the photo of Prune Face Stacy in a bathing suit, looking like a dried up old hag who’s been in the sun too long!
But in case folks like Mr. Horney are curious, here’s a police artist’s sketch…
No sign of limo driver James Vogel, which means the Cum Bum Chums were likely NOT invited to this meetup! However the presence of ULD would suggest he may be there early before his mid-week suite is ready and hiding in the men’s room wearing that bathrobe. Just like the Colt days when he’d start wearing a bath robe and end up wearing his Own Big Load all over the place!
Folks folks in honor of Pride Month and Kyle’s Coming Out in his Free Bathrobe for Dead Broke Douchebags…
I would like to share one of Chrissy’s first Paid advetorials from a few years ago!
Ya see not only did he get featured in Men’s Journal, Men’s Health and other magazines for men, he also made another Very prolific Website!
******Warning NSFW******
http://cocksuckersguide.com/starid-2227.html
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, here are those infamous Chaos Men photos when a clearly deflated and fresh off roids Chrissy dropped his pants for $200!
Featured on Cocksuckersguide.com , see Kyle in his debut Forbes 500 video Minute Man Big Load with a 2 minute clip of him “studying” how to make money, itching his balls for Cock Suckers everywhere!
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Originally Posted by [B
Unlike his self-proclaimed #1 ranking as the best professional gambler in the world, cocksuckersguide only ranks Christopher Mitchell at #1,475 in the world at dropping his pants and jerking off on camera.
From his reel: "I'm the same no matter where I'm at. At my house, at the gym, or right here in Las Vegas at the World Famous Bellagio, baby."
Yes, you do seem to be the same lying, attention whoring, innumerate, grammatically-challenged, closeted homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that other than how desperately you try to hide it as it interferes with your fake "I'm a Christian" angle), scam "artist" (if he were good at it, he might be dangerous) everywhere you go.
I do hope he wins his bet tonight as I'm rooting for Vegas but I hope the Martingale bites his ass so hard at the tables that we get many new ranting posts.
This guy has, as Dave Ramsay would say, a "PhD in D.U.M.B". LOL
New reel outside T-mobile arena.
Sporting a red (not gonna stand out IF he has a ticket and I'd be surprised if he got one on the glass) sweatsuit.
The "Goat Life" thing isn't gonna catch on (I think we're his primary engagement at this point) and just makes him sound even dumber than usual.
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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
In his reel, he says that there are 7 1/2 Billion people on the planet but only 20,000 of them will be inside T-Mobile watching the Stanley Cup tonight live in person.
He forgot to mention that his lovely wife Stacy and his son MNVB (mostly non verbal bubs) will (most likely) be among those 7 1/2 Billion not watching live in person since there is no evidence yet that they are at the game.
Also, there are 7 1/2 Billion people on the planet but as revealed earlier by BWB, there are only around 15,000 men in the world ranked by cocksuckersguide(dot)com and Christopher Mitchell also made it into that select group, cementing his status as truly a high achiever.
I’m at Aria playing a small tournament. Hope I see him around later. Promise I’ll try to film him degening if I can.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
And out of 7 1/2 billion people maybe only about a half million of them might have even had a thought of even trying to go to the game tonight. And the rest likely could care less.
And BTW…who is that other guy in those photos that is much taller than Chrissy (but then again most people in the world are taller than Chrissy).
BWB: Thought that was Schulkins. Wasn’t sure though. Wonder if he bought Chrissy the ticket. Definitely not sitting on the glass this time.
If Christopher Mitchell's comes around the WSOP he's getting sparked knocked out cold while me or someone films it for the internet, fuck it I might head down to T mobile arena to find him or head to Bellagio
I wanna knock the gay midget out and see if he tries to get me charged with a hate crime
Yea, I’m confused on his involvement on this one too? He’s not from Vegas or anywhere within driving distance, yet he always follows Chrissy around like a lap dog when they’re both in Sin City!Quote:
BWB: Thought that was Schulkins. Wasn’t sure though. Wonder if he bought Chrissy the ticket. Definitely not sitting on the glass this time.
So it’s entirely plausible he bought the tickets or invited Chrissy to meet up there. Guess it’s still better than hanging out with Bird Brain, here’s his latest cry for attention from Chrissy… lol
Guess old Bird Boy doesn’t abide by his midget mentor’s rule of “Don’t Be Greedy!”
Hope you get a chance to clean his clock, little Kyle! That maggot midget deserves an old fashioned pulverization!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle Prescott
Annnnnd another Staged Shopping spree by the Colt Dolt…
This time he went to the place all Millionaires go… Target!
Why hasn’t Mr. Generosity posted those $150 tip receipts in over 6 months? Why hasn’t he paid for someone’s meal at a drive thru or restaurant? Better yet, why hasn’t he honored his Chum’s Club agreement and hosted one of those “Free Monthly Mastermind for Masturbators” events in 2 months???
So instead of ya know being normal and ordering the item off Amazon and having it delivered to your hotel or home, he does this elaborate ruse to look like the world’s greatest dad and can’t help but take a shot at the legendary Goat Paul Mitchell! At least Paul would treat his kids equally and even buy gifts for all, but then again he wasn’t a lying, gay porn Masturbating, dead broke, Minute Man, douche bag like his midget son!
Wonder how little Pauly would feel seeing his son little Kyle make it on CocksuckersGuide(dot)com???
Chrissy was doing a “different” kind of Train Run that day!
I guess Chrissy didn’t want to simply go right next door to the forum shops or just down the street to the Grand Canal shops or the Fashion Show Mall to get a toy? He had to go to TARET!! This is beyond funny.
And I’m sure the excuse will be “those places don’t open till 10. He had to have the toy by 9am or he’d throw a tantrum.”
Guess it wasn’t a good night in the high limit room (I mean…he said he gambled till 3am…hockey game ended at 8pm).
Correct me if I’m wrong, but an actual Party Bus has standing room and benched or row seats?
But of course dumb shit Mitchell calls something wrong to deceive his naive chums into thinking he paid more for something cheap, like a regular size limo!
As we all remember, This was the last party bus Chrissy ever rented and ironically it was ULD’s first video appearance in over a year at that point! Guess Reece wasn’t invited to the spa or treated to a gift from the fake millionaire?
Or was she too traumatized by seeing Brandon shake his midget body for the trolls and hobgoblins from that last time?
Hope old BDubs didn’t violate his parole with that Display in front of kids and women?
Grampa Paul would sure be proud!
Hobbit Chrissy lookin like Gollum with an oversized Head! Hahahaha!
Another hole in the Chrissy Toy Story (see what I did there?):
Forgetting for the time being that…
- it’s highly unlikely that Bubs woke up and demanded that he be bought a new toy
- Chrissy could have waited about an hour and gotten something at the MANY shops attached to casinos without having to go off the Strip and find a Target
- Guys printing money on demand and bringing in over 100K per month don’t shop at target.
…..let’s just forget all three of these for a bit. How about this one….
If Chrissy us such a big high roller who buys in all the time and actually gambles with 25K in single sessions…why the hell couldn’t he have just called his host and asked for a toy for his kid?? What casino is not going to go get a $50 or even a $200 toy for a kid whose father is gambling big in their property?? I mean…they’re already comping him his suites? Aren’t they? LOL
Let’s think about that one for a moment shall we….
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
another hole in the story... and the most obvious one is.... Krissy said that baby goat woke up and said " daddy i want a toy and i want to go in the limo ".....
complete fucking LIE cause everyone knows that sadly lil Bubs can't string a sentence together and only has the vocabulary of a 2 year old and nowhere near what a 4 year old should be speaking and putting together coherent sentences ..... IT"S TRULY VERY SAD ....!!!!
Target needs as much LGBT+ support as they can get.
That and Chrissy took the "party bus".
He should be applauded for his journey towards coming out during Pride month.
Also it shows us that Chrissy is easily manipulated by a 4 year old, the APEX and others must have rubbed their hands with glee when that rube showed up.
You’re all wrong folks, here’s the God’s honest truth folks, swear to God!
Chrissy was having an early morning phone session with Schulkins and said he was going to buy HIM a Sex toy! Stacy overhead the conversation and confronted Chrissy about it.
Chrissy being caught with his pants down again said “Hurr hurr No Stace, I swear on the Bible I wasn’t buying Chewy dildos for Another guy. What I said was ‘I was buying a Choo Choo for Bubs…yea, in fact I’m taking him right Now to get it!”
Stacy not convinced, told little Kyle to prove it and thus he had No Choice but to make today’s laughable video! See how simple that is folks???!? He of course planned all this 6 months ago, like he did about promising Free Monthly Masterbator Mind Events and going back on that in less than 3 months!
Also looks like Hoa Le won’t be coming to Vegas to meet up with the Bloat, he’s too busy trying to look like a bootleg, Asian version of the Mitchell’s’s’s!
Seems like NVB’s having some difficulty with his piece of fruit, no wonder he demanded a new toy train at 8:30 AM!
Uh, massages at Bellagio start at $180. No fucking way he let Stacy get one. When I used to go to Vegas with my ex, it was understood that she had free rein at the spa as long as she didn’t bitch about my poker playing.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorAnnnnnd another Staged Shopping spree by the Colt Dolt…
This time he went to the place all Millionaires go… Target!
!
Is it odd that it’s 98 degrees in Vegas and dipshit is running around in sweat shorts and hooded sweatshirt? I get he’s going to an arena full of ice, but my god!!! Everything he does, without even trying, just pisses me off.
I stalked the Vegas streets & Christopher's hotel last night looking for the little reject midget & of course he's no where to be found
Did any1 else use to think the Schulkins donkey knows & thinks Chrissy is a clown/joke!? The comments he leaves sometimes on Chrissys FB posts sometimes seem like he's low key dissing the Gayest Of All Time but yet then we see him having a 1on1 sexual tension date smoozing up close kissing Chrissys ass! I think Schulkins is a closeted gay as I've personally sent him at least 100 emails of Chrissys gay porn pics & links & hes opened them & seen them yet he seems to have no problem posting pictures of him kissing Chrissys ass on FB
Also I know that Stacy's Daughter Reese even has received Chrissys Gay porn links & pics and opened them, I cant imagine what she thinks after everything shes been thru already with her mom & Chrissy, I'm surprised Stacys ex allows ULD on these Vegas trips in a hotel with Chrissy as it was proven in a Court of Law that he was busted watching Gay porn in front of young 8-9yr old kids, he's a disgusting sick fuck!!
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Annnnnd the delusions continue, hahahaha this shit is as classic as the weeping widow roaming the halls praying with Chrissy and Skank. Why didn’t Kyle tip her? Oh that’s right cuz he’s a lying Cocksucker known on CocksuckersGuide(dot)com!
So CM started with $40,000, went down to $5,000, went back up to $58,000, then called it a night and tipped the dealers $4,000 out his net $18,000 profit? Yeah, I doubt it went down this way. Too bad there aren't some baccarat dealers at the Bellagio reading this thread who could tell us the real deal on Christopher Mitchell.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorAnnnnnd the delusions continue, hahahaha this shit is as classic as the weeping widow roaming the halls praying with Chrissy and Skank. Why didn’t Kyle tip her? Oh that’s right cuz he’s a lying Cocksucker known on CocksuckersGuide(dot)com!
Who is the real intended audience for this post? Potential clients who should be scared away by CM saying that he was down $35,000 and has been down HUNDREDS of times before? Seems like a poor sales pitch.
Does the Bellagio keep close track of CM's betting? If they comped him his suite and food, is he trying to fool them into thinking that he met his gambling obligations in exchange for those comps?
What's the angle here?