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Mrhorney: She’s not as fit as Stockholm Stacy :)
https://media.tenor.com/a4oPUc0mvhsA...-dry-heave.gif
I like em like that Mr BWB, nice big fleshy arse, saggy gristle grippers.
Here in 🏴 when I was a young strapling, Stockholm Syndrome Stacy was the type that me and my mates always used to lust after when the the clubs were about to close because they were always the chafe left over that nobody else was interested in and they were just happy for a length and didn’t expect us to get married 👰*♂️in the morning 😁
If I saw a Stacy type out with a mate I would ask if they were having a good time and where was Cinderella 😂
(Have to admit though, that one ☝️ never worked)
Look fellas I can’t help it that I am attracted to hot blondies like SSS.
I mean think 🤔 about it, with Chrissys tiny todger that is well documented on his gay porn sites she wouldn’t take much filling aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand at my age that’s good 😊 enough 😃
Whoops 😬 forgot.
Shoutouts to non verbal bubs aaaaaaaand SSS
#free bubs
This certainly was a stupid post from the Bloat.
He doesn't mention any gambling activity.
Pretty sure that the gambling scam will be coming in his second post later today.
However, we know that he would prefer a different type of liquid all over his face
rather than a Monster drink and definitely not from Stacy.
Another healthy breakfast of Fruit Loops for Bubs.
By the way, look at the bags under Bub's eyes.
It looks to me like the poor kid has not been getting enough sleep.
A four year old should be sleeping 10 to 13 hours per day.
No way is poor Bubs sleeping more than 8 hours daily.
The Bloat certainly has Stacy trained like a parrot.
Hold up your monster drink now and don't forget to smile!
Going through some Classic Chrissy videos for shits and giggles & came across these gems from when he showed up to Vegas for his Bday Booty Bash and ‘forgot his bankroll at home’…
Shoutout to Pea Brain Pene for posting these videos and keeping them ArChiVed for replays and still shots!
Lol, did he really wear that to greet the 1st set of Chums including Alumni like Brown Nose Brandon & Moron Michaela Bolles?
And here’s MasterMind and Elite Biloxi Chum Tommy Nyguyen teaching current Elite Chum Branko how to martingale and play for 15 minutes! Glad to see they’ve come so far from this Genius advice!
And just for Mr Horney’s eyes! Here’s a photo of Stacy all dolled up and still looking like a $2 hooker on the strip!
And just Two years Later, look how ‘Well’ she’s Aged!!
Does Chrissy believe he's going to get an endorsement with Monster?
Is he running some scam involving pretending to be an endorsee of Monster?
The only thing shorter than his pecker is his fuse when it comes to his senior citizen wife.
These people are so fucking weird...
And as per usual, Chrissy has to blame someone else, and not take responsibility for his own actions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pickleball
This certainly was a stupid post from the Bloat.
He doesn't mention any gambling activity.
Pretty sure that the gambling scam will be coming in his second post later today.
However, we know that he would prefer a different type of liquid all over his face
rather than a Monster drink and definitely not from Stacy.
Another healthy breakfast of Fruit Loops for Bubs.
By the way, look at the bags under Bub's eyes.
It looks to me like the poor kid has not been getting enough sleep.
A four year old should be sleeping 10 to 13 hours per day.
No way is poor Bubs sleeping more than 8 hours daily.
The Bloat certainly has Stacy trained like a parrot.
Hold up your monster drink now and don't forget to smile!
Along those lines, why would Christian Chrissy who never gets emotional need to cuss about something as simple or as silly as this?
For someone with a carefree and stressfree life, he seems to get upset rather easily.
These comments are sadder than Cum Guzzling Chrissy regaling us with stories of bad parenting!
April ‘Over The’ Hill says she too gets sprayed on her face every morning! Can’t argue that, considering her reputation!
And Bruce Maiava chimes in with “That’s Freaking Awesome!”…
What exactly is awesome? They stopped for gas and canned drinks? Wow, How Awesome!?!?!
Or they look like shitty people by teaching their child curse words and don’t bother to instruct him not to say it again? Shitty Parenting is Freaking Awesome Folks!!!
Starting to wonder if these Samoan guys are just mindless puppets who say the same thing to get attention from their Gay Porn hero?
Poor Pene was too scared to even talk to Chrissy at the Bday Booty Bash! Bruce might shit himself if he saw Chrissy live and say “Coach I just shit myself, isn’t that Freaking Awesome…pffffft!!!”
I really wonder how these chums can keep encouraging people to follow and support him when they know they're losing their asses.
You know they would be shouting it from the mountaintops if Chrissy had gotten them rich, and of course Chrissy would be promoting the shit out of it, as well. You never see any individual success stories, except one random truck driver who probably lucked into a victory for a brief amount of time.
Very irresponsible of these chums to keep encouraging this and treating him in public like he's a real guru. Just encourages other suckers to join and lose their live savings. There's no way that the long-term chums could be winning at this point. All of them must be down a fortune.
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
"Hurr hurr, the original is called a Ponzi scheme, but I've improved it and call it the Mitchell's scheme.
You get $1 every time you like my post, and $2 if you post and it isnt idiocy. (note, you must earn $1000 before getting paid out, and sign up 3 new chums) hurr hurr!"
The Bloat and I mean the Bloat when you
look at all the food he ordered on FB.
He makes no mention of sports betting
and no winning tickets shown.
Poor Bubs having to sit in his baby carriage.
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Originally Posted by PickleballThe Bloat and I mean the Bloat when you
look at all the food he ordered on FB.
He makes no mention of sports betting
and no winning tickets shown.
Poor Bubs having to sit in his baby carriage.
That first picture looks familiar, Chrissy looking hella creepy.
Might be worth checking back a month or so and seeing if these are repeats or new pictures.
By the way, my above post is why I have no sympathy for the long-term chums. They are essentially unpaid accomplices.
Normally I do not like victim shaming. If someone gets scammed, even if they were dumb to allow it to happen, I don't think it's good practice to mock them for what occurred. This is especially true if they come forward to the public on their own, but even if it's discovered without them coming forward.
However, when the victims pretend they're not victims, and that helps draw in new victims, some of the fault lies at their feet as well.
The long-term chums know that Chrissy isn't making them money, and yet they are cheering him on publicly on his Facebook, calling him "coach", and making people believe they're really part of an inner circle where they're printing money. Their bank accounts say otherwise, but they keep pretending like everything's great.
Even if they were to just do this in private with other chums, it's also bad, because it encourages newbies to keep on with Chrissy when they have doubts.
I actually think it might be them rationalizing that they aren't fools, and therefore need to talk up their bad decision so they feel better. Either way, it's shitty. Doesn't nearly rise to the level of what Chrissy and Stacy are doing, but it's still shitty.
I was doing a search on YT to make sure that Chrissy wasn't trying to pull a fast one.
All the smiles and limited scam jive is suspicious to me.
I stumbled upon this video that is not related to Chrissy.
The title intrigued me, but it was just a bunch of rednecks drinking and smoking.
Here it is if you have 40 seconds to spare. Spoiler alert - The video is lame.
If this is not acceptable to Druff, please delete it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLtpxxvMoJ4
The big question is, why hasnt Zacky the LAckey come forward.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Likely he got conned into signing a [fake] NDA that meant he got his $2k payout and agrees not to say anything bad about Chrissy.
Who the heck is Tom Brown?
Tom's comment didn't get him blocked.
Chrissy laughed? What am I missing?
By the way, Bub's ate one noodle.
Chrissy didn't block Tom because he thought it was a compliment on his physique.
And Chrissy's boycott of evil social media AND chrissy's boycott of idiot sucker side bets in Baccky continues with him posting what I suspect is an older picture of him betting all sorts of Baccky shenanigans today.
Someone in the comments identified the likely casino, but no response from our hero yet.
Doesn't the Bloat usually bet two black chips?Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Now he claims that $10,000 a hand is NORMAL. Complete lie.
Here are the pictures that zealanddonk mentioned in his post.
Zeal might be correct about him holding up the chips being an old picture.
I posted a picture of him that he posted yesterday, to compare with today’s picture.
It looks to me like his beard is grayer in yesterday’s than todays.
It just might be an old picture. I do not recognize his red play clothes.
What no sports betting or tickets again???
Yesterday’s picture -
Todays picture -
Now that statement regarding gambling for a living isn't for the weak and timid, is sure to NOT attact new chums.
Another blunder statement by the seriously confused Bloat.
Where to start? Well the beginning of Kyle’s lies are usually best!
Just 3 years ago, the Colt Dolt was “terrified” to place $100 bets. Yet he was brazenly taking Rick Lee, Tommy Nguyen and the rest of the happy hopefuls to Baccy tables from Bellagio to Biloxi…
Annnnnnnd we all know people who have no fear do things like nervously twist the cards to “chase the demons out” and in Chrissy’s case, rebuke Satan!
What’s truly telling about this hand, is how much the Banker cards are excessively twisted! Especially the final card drawn, which is an irrelevant 4 sided card equaling a 9!
The rules in Baccarat are Banker only draws on two card 6 if the Player 3rd card drawn is a 6 or 7. In this case the Player started with 3 and drew a 7 for a Point total of Zero! The worst hand in Baccarat and a No win hand for the Player side there. So those betting Banker would have Nothing to worry about and are in a stress free scenario!
Chrissy having bet on Banker and the Banker 6, essentially can’t lose the hand! The Worst case scenario is Banker draws a 4 and the hand is a Tie(push). He would just lose the $100 on the Dragon side bet and push the main bet. Which means he Needed that Side bet to win BIG, in addition to that Main bet. If he didn’t need the $100 side bet to win Big, then he simply would have just flopped over the 3rd banker card without all the twisting and bending the card theatrics.
Once he knew that it was a 4 sided card, the Bonus was guaranteed at that point. As the card could Only be a 9 or 10, giving the Banker either a final total of 6 or as in this case a reduction to 5! A 5 point spread on the dragon pays out 2 to 1, whereas a 6 point spread would have paid 4 to 1. Again not Huge money at $200 less, but certainly nothing worth twisting and bending the card like Kyle laughably did in his Vy Dang “secretly recorded” video randomly sent by a “fan”!
I know this is probably insignificant to most of you who don’t play Baccy for reals, but it stands out to a savvy veteran of the game like myself.
Oh and he did Not bet 10K, it’s actually $9,400 on the Main Banker bet and $100 on the Dragon.
Sure it’s nitpicking, but still makes him a liar. He likely threw his last money on that bet, did all the monkey jumps for the table trolls and Needed a big hit like 10-1 or 30-1 on Dragon to happen to save his night. Lucky for him this is the No commission version of Baccy, otherwise that $470 commission would have probably still had him down despite Mitchy galing with his pants around his ankles like his Paragon Men days!
His drive home would’ve looked like this had that bet not won!
Another obvious question:
For someone who claimed to have $400k in his big boy chase bankroll bank account months ago [so assumedly its bigger now], and has anywhere between $25k to $50k with him AND wins daily
Why does he need some fast cash?
One last thing I just noticed, sorry to ramble on folks, but it’s kinda my thing! This might actually be the reason the banker cards were so twisted.
This table has the Lucky 6 side bet! Which pays out 12-1 for a 2 card Banker 6 win and a 20-1 for a Three Card Banker 6 win!
THAT is likely the reason why he was twisting that last card so much, had it been a 10 instead of a 9, he would have been paid out 20-1 on his side bet, which was likely $100 or at least $50. Meaning the little midget really NEEDED that extra dime or two to save his night.
He probably crumpled back into his booster seated chair after seeing the card was a 9 effectively losing the Lucky 6 Bonus bet that a former Masturbator said Only “Crazy Stupid Asains” play those side bets!
Speaking of suckers, how these folks doing after getting thrown out of Rivers casino cuz their midget mentor threw a toddler tantrum and is now Banned from playing table games at Rivers Des Plaines!
If we are going to relive 2020, we should talk about how Chrissy got thrown out of Venetian/Palazzo for what was likely suspicion of money laundering.
In reality, he likely wasn't money laundering.
Instead, the Colt Dolt kept buying in for $5k or $10k and then barely playing, winning $200, and cashing out the whole thing. This exactly fits the pattern of money laundering (where people attempt to wash illegally obtained money by feigning it came from casino wins), so Venetian got very suspicious.
By his own admission, they put him through a very long process to cash out. Then we never saw him at Venetian/Palazzo again, and I heard the rumor he was banned!
:lol
The funny part of this whole thing is that it only occurred because Chrissy wants to feel like a rich guy. He couldn't buy in for $1k like a normal person playing $100/hand, and then add money once he needed it. Instead he bought in for $5k-$10k so he could feel like a high roller, and then got static for quitting so quickly. Note that it was likely not the first time he did this there, which probably raised the red flags.
I would have paid money to be a witness to this whole thing, and the tantrum Chrissy probably threw when they were questioning him. We know from Lee Bradbury's story in court with Chrissy, regarding how much Chrissy hates authority.
Judging by the Lion emblem on the chips, someone in Chrissy’s comments deduced it’s an MGM property. Detective Rivers went one step further and pontificated that it may very well be MGM National Harbor in the DC area.Quote:
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Pickleball: Where were those pictures taken that show the baccy table and the bent cards?
I’m not sure as I’ve only been there Once over 6 years ago and I don’t recall seeing Baccy tables with So many gimmicks like No Commission annnnnnnd Lucky 6 annnnnnnd Dragon Side bets! Maybe they changed the felt to the new layout after COVID and added that horrible Progressive for Natural 9. Usually a No Commission table has a catch like Dragon 7 where a Banker winning hand of 7 with 3 cards is a push instead of a win. Or you have to play the Dragon 7 side bet which only pays out for a winning Three card banker 7. That’s clearly not on that table instead they have the Lucky 6 side bet, which Chrissy was twisting and bending that 3rd card for in hopes of striking it for the big payout!
Instead he got the turd card and had to ask Bob to come wipe up the mess he made in his not so shiny Nike shorts!
Anyone listen (or try to listen with the horrible sound quality) of YTSE most recent YT video? Could anyone make any sense out of that? Or was that just an old recording of the phone call from like 2 years ago?
Definitely a call from some time Last year, when he went to Vegas with Stewman and flunkies!Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9
I’m pretty sure it’s his bet, he would bet some odd amount like $9400 on Banker and $100 on dragon with an “insurance” bet on Lucky 6. He has donked off Black chips before on Sucker bets with large main bets to cover the inevitable bonus bet loss.Quote:
Pickleball: @BWB - Are you sure that the picture he posted was actually his bet? I haven't seen any pictures with him seated at the table? If it was his bet, I agree that it was definitely a Marty party. Dumb ass bald midget.
And he’s bet larger amounts with Rick Lee and Tommy Nyguyen watching years ago. Granted they were all Losing efforts, but he has bet 10K nonetheless.
Of course it’s possible that he watched from behind(his favorite position) and asked the actual bettor if he could snap a photo in the chair. This is a guy who got naked, oiled up and did naked sit-ups next to 4 bigger and more well endowed dudes after all ! But since Chrissy’s small penis and small man complex is already on full tilt, we’ll give little Kyle the benefit of a doubt here!
Looks like our hero is now a slot pro.
But we all know his preference is handles with big knobs.
You have to bet 45$/spin on that machine to win the progressives.50x for the BLOAT, big deal!Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom LimbLooks like our hero is now a slot pro.
But we all know his preference is handles with big knobs.
I seem to remember a time when Chrissy moaned about people having jackpot mentalities and slots were for greedy idiots.
And here we are.
I mean, if he's just churning free play for slots he's earned in the past, it may be worth it the go on a "paycation", if you promise your wife you are finished playing -EV table games and actually follow through (tee hee)...Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Then again, he may be PLAYING THOSE SLOTS WITH HIS OWN $$$ in which case we witnessing a major case of the itchy ���� ⚽ which should make all remaining chums declare "Mitchellgate" and finally go for that CC chargeback.
Guess which one he will claim now that he has read this?
:lol2
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Originally Posted by PROUDBOY MAGA 2024You have to bet 45$/spin on that machine to win the progressives.50x for the BLOAT, big deal!Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom LimbLooks like our hero is now a slot pro.
But we all know his preference is handles with big knobs.
No word on table game wins or sports betting wins? Sounds scary Chrissy. Keep playing the slots and tap out sooner than later.
Maybe he should start an inner circle for slot players?
You know, teach them the right mind set or command the machines to payout?
His Gaycation will be just another losing idea.
Wuddya mean? All he does is win Hurr hurr.!?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Forum WarsI mean, if he's just churning free play for slots he's earned in the past, it may be worth it the go on a "paycation", if you promise your wife you are finished playing -EV table games and actually follow through (tee hee)...Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Then again, he may be PLAYING THOSE SLOTS WITH HIS OWN $$$ in which case we witnessing a major case of the itchy ���� ⚽ which should make all remaining chums declare "Mitchellgate" and finally go for that CC chargeback.
Guess which one he will claim now that he has read this?
:lol2
Except here…
Annnnnnnnd here!!!
Forcing him to pull this stunt… again!
How’s that “extremely valuable piece of information” going for the Chums???
Dave Pruett… Gone!
Josh Never a ChamPion… Gone!
Jackie Happy Ending Mast… Gone!
Austin Empty Pockets Grear… Gone!
Allan Ham n Egger… Gone!
Maybe Bird Brain will flutter back to Chrissy when he sees this!
I’ve gone over his lies of slot wins before, so I won’t go into the details for once! I’ll just say he definitely Played through several thousand on those machines to get those “jackpots”. And we know he goes full tilt after losing on tables and sports bets only to end up donking off more money on slots in the end. Just so he can photo these pathetic pictures and convince himself, “he’ll get it all back”… lol what a loser!
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
I commented earlier that CM "won" these 4 jackpots on 3 different machines, but now that I'm looking closer at the photos, I think it was 4 different machines (2 machines are identical but the background of the photos are different).
I just don't think it's possible that CM won 4 sizable payouts (including 2 hand pays) on 4 different machines and was able to do all of this (including the ID check and paperwork for the hand pays) in the 45 minutes that he claims.
He hasn't posted a video either on FB or Instagram of any of these big wins, so unless he posts a live video of at least one of the jackpots happening, I think he just wandered around the casino and took photos with machines that other people got jackpots on.
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Originally Posted by Tariq ReedQuote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
I commented earlier that CM "won" these 4 jackpots on 3 different machines, but now that I'm looking closer at the photos, I think it was 4 different machines (2 machines are identical but the background of the photos are different).
I just don't think it's possible that CM won 4 sizable payouts (including 2 hand pays) on 4 different machines and was able to do all of this (including the ID check and paperwork for the hand pays) in the 45 minutes that he claims
He hasn't posted a video either on FB or Instagram of any of these big wins, so unless he posts a live video of at least one of the jackpots happening, I think he just wandered around the casino and took photos with machines that other people got jackpots on.
I couldn’t edit my rep.He posted three handpays and not sure what the five reel machine paid? $750.00? There were definitely two identical machines in different locations. This tactic of taking pictures of other people’s handpays fits Chrissy to a tee. He is such a leech as he sucks the blood and other fluids out of his chums.
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Originally Posted by Tariq ReedQuote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
I commented earlier that CM "won" these 4 jackpots on 3 different machines, but now that I'm looking closer at the photos, I think it was 4 different machines (2 machines are identical but the background of the photos are different).
I just don't think it's possible that CM won 4 sizable payouts (including 2 hand pays) on 4 different machines and was able to do all of this (including the ID check and paperwork for the hand pays) in the 45 minutes that he claims.
He hasn't posted a video either on FB or Instagram of any of these big wins, so unless he posts a live video of at least one of the jackpots happening, I think he just wandered around the casino and took photos with machines that other people got jackpots on.
He ddint say jackpots, just prizes.
But agreed, occam's razor is very much he goobered his greasy way around the casino, asked the person if they knew who he was (blank responses all around) and then took a photo with someone else's prize.
Also agreed, the odds of 4 big wins in a land base casino is pretty unlikely, even if he had Stace and Bubs signing for him and collecting the money.
Chrissy posted a video a couple of hours ago.
https://fb.watch/kulhDEz8zi/
He casually mentioned that he won money (at least $2,000.00) at every casino that he went to.
He announced that they traveled in his SUV. I thought that he rented a car for the trip?
He went to some baseball games.
He is now detoxing with his cold press greens in liquid form. That should last one day.
He said that they have been eating garbage during his trip. That isn't anything new.
He announced that in one week they would be flying to an amazing, luxurious, peaceful, getaway vacation.
He proclaimed that he is not going to be doing any gambling whatsoever and there are no casinos around.
They will be laying out at an exotic tropical location at the beach.
He asked Stacy if she is looking forward to this trip and told her, "don't say where it is".
He said they were headed back to Chicago.
My take on his vacation that he just took, is that he lost his ass once again.
Suddenly it was no longer a paycation.
I am going to guess that they will be staying at the Atlantis Hotel in the Bahamas.
Yes there is a casino there but he will choose to ignore what he said in this video.
Is it realistically possible that Chrissy could go anywhere except to jail or a prison for five days and
not be able to gamble? I don't think so.
No mention of his inner circle club which must be extinct by now.
Isn't it interesting that he did not upload any videos at the ball games, at restaurants or hotels, his comped suites, except for the hotel in Boston?
Maybe they just stayed at Pops home after DC since his bankroll should have been close to depleted?
For now, his days of comped trips should be over.
I do not know how he can afford to go on another vacation as there is no question
in my mind that he lost his ass on this trip.
It looks to me like he is working on a new scam that he hasn't announced yet.
Bubs was still in his pajamas.
That's all I have. What a loser.
"He announced that in one week they would be flying to an amazing, luxurious, peaceful, getaway vacation.
He proclaimed that he is not going to be doing any gambling whatsoever and there are no casinos around.
They will be laying out at an exotic tropical location at the beach.
He asked Stacy if she is looking forward to this trip and told her, "don't say where it is"."
If its such a wonderful place, that haters cant get to easily, why would it matter if she said?
As with just about everything Chrissy does, his idiocy comes out sooner or later, so why not brag now, its not like he hasnt bragged before.
I doubt its somewhere that needs a passport, since they'd need to get one for Bubs, and thats a lot of effort for a prop.
Given how often he gets itchy balls, its also highly unlikely he'd actually go somewhere without casinos.
As I think BWB or someone mentioned earlier in the week, he seems to be heading to Florida, so that meets all the requirements.
Just watch Stacy to know how things are really going!
Doesn't wanna be in the vid, doesn't wanna talk.