Hahahaha, today’s post is classic Chrissy Lying Bullshit!
Since PB nailed it above, I’ll just add this!
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Hahahaha, today’s post is classic Chrissy Lying Bullshit!
Since PB nailed it above, I’ll just add this!
Tehcnically Chrissy did decide to stop, he could have made another channel, posted some nonsense and had it shut down after 3 days.
For someone who tries to make social media a happy place, he sure does rant about haters a lot.
Christopher Mitchell's whole existence in this world is to get money by any means necessary to gamble, he doesn't care about his own child NVB/NWB or his wife Stacy, inevitably he loses his money over & over & over & over again! he is in the top 0.001% addictive degenerate gamblers who will do anything for money, literally anything, if he could steal money out of his Mother's dying old hands to go gamble with he would, he is pure evil scum of the earth!
BLOAT will never win gambling even if he had an unlimited money supply to Mitchellegay with, we are talking about someone who doesn't even understand basic kindergarten micky mouse mathematics & probabilities
That whole FB rant from him today is him projecting again like usual, he can't even show all the deadbroke jealous doooshbag haters a win anymore, without his YouTube we haven't even seen a $100/hit n run online lol like who is even scamming anymore!?!
He must be doing Gay escorting & Gay porn again, if he's not out of the Chitown condo by the end of April, he is back to doing Gay for pay sex work 100000000%
I know we'll probably never find out the exact number, but how many of those messages from broke douche bag haters, are really current or former chums asking why his #1 top, guaenteed big boy lock of the century Bruins to win game 7 bet, lost?
Without social media does Chrissy go back to wandering casinos and approaching strangers claiming to be a baccy expert? That may just be a story a certain someone made up for Trip Advisor but I can see him doing it.
Reaction from Christopher Mitchell after the spanking & beating he took from betting the 1st round of the NHL & NBA playoffs
This is likely Chrissy’s next move to get even with the Casino’s’s’s
https://youtu.be/9qTH_ez4NlY
Though he’s really only known for blowing truckers and Big Loads…
Well, we know he left Boston as he posted his mid-week suite footage finally! Mid Week Mitchell of course makes no mention of his bet on the Bruins which Lost , like his 5 x bet On the Bucks!
Can a coke to Pickleball for correctly guessing that Chrissy got an oversized suite for no other reason than to compensate for his small dick!
I already left a rep so I had to reply with a quote.
I forgot to mention that Chrissy couldn't stay off of his FB page for one entire day without posting.
There will not be a day that goes by where he doesn't use "social media".
As usual, he posts a BS message that he never intended on honoring.
He couldn't stay away from the casino tables for even one week.
He couldn't stop betting on sports the last time after his $21K bath on Georgia.
He seem to post these change of life messages after losing a lot of money.
Everyone agrees without proof, that the Dolt lost a big chunk of money
Martingaling on the Boston Bruins. Truthfully, I hope he was Mitchellgaling!!!
It appears some of the Chums are making casino trips without The Bloat!Quote:
RMS9: He’s better known for making claims, seeing what sticks with his intellectually challenged followers, and ultimately following through with nothing. Rinse and repeat. Predictable as me taking a daily shit.
After the OOPSY cameo in Chrissy’s attempt to look like randoms at the Casino’s’s’s film him like he’s a celebrity, she made her own trip to Rivers in Pittsburgh!
She even took the time to shoutout Chrissy, here she is holding him by his tail!!!
Wonder what her Polish mail order husband thinks of her wasting his money on casino gambling advice from a Shrimp dick midget like Christopher?
And old Trent Law is looking rough in his recent photo! I guess he is no longer ‘having to much fun’ following the chums and their sports bets? Or did he finally hit those Big losses betting on his hometown Bruins because his Gay Porn midget idol told him to take out another pay day loan for the bet? And here’s the dude Trent was making out with before he started pining for Little Kyle!
How is Chrissy going to have his monthly Chums Masturbator mind meeting this month with his World Tour Paycation in full swing? It’s been over a month since the last MM event where they Lost, how must they be feeling with their brainless leader abandoning them again and breaking his word for the 29th time in a year??
Or this all just a “test” that he planned 6 months ago when he couldn’t afford to pay his rent or the Chevy Tahoe loan payment???
When I saw the picture of 'bubs playing on the floor with mutiple toy cars on a very patterned carpet in the expansive hotel room, I got an uncomfortable feeling, but did not know why initially.
Now I do: a scene from The Shining with little Danny:
And we all remember how that movie ended, right?
Very true, taking a closer look at Vy Dang’s friend Ivy Nguyen(No Relation to Former Elite Chum Alumni Tommy anyhu em), reveals that old Vy ‘Gosh Dang It Dude’ had a rather fun life and active friend circle. She even had semi-normal colored hair!Quote:
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zealanddonk: Amazing how they look happy and generally having fun without Chrissy sucking the joy out of the whole thing
Granted, they’re ALL Vietnamese like her, but still they seem like decent friends who don’t force her to run across the country just to hang out and copy them bet for bet!
So what happened to Vy that got her stuck in the endless stupidity of one Chrissy Kyle Prescott Mitchell?
Did her husband force her to move to Columbus and break ties with her fellow countrywomen? Did she develop a gambling addiction that scared off the ladies?
From her recent trip to Rivers Casino, I doubt She was the one who claimed to quit the group! (My money is on Nancy Schaffer!) So what is keeping her in all these co-dependent calamities?? And why does she keep changing her hair color like a teenage girl who’s favorite K-Pop band broke up after her parents divorced???
Sooooo I didn’t wanna go this route and veer off topic further regarding the friends of Vy Dang. But I’m fairly sure the “Lady in Red” is a transgender teen. Which is fairly common and accepted in places like Vietnam, Thailand and the Philippines. Red dress goes by the name ‘ Ken’ on FB and without starting a trans bashing saga here, I’ll just say you can find her FB page if you really want to. But for once I won’t post a FB link because it’s not relevant and I wouldn’t want Druff to lose his Coors Light Sponsorship!Quote:
RMS9: Is it me or does the girl in the red dress 1. Look like her head is photoshopped on and 2. Does the photoshopped head look like a man’s head? Girl in the jean jacket is pretty nice.
Back on topic, No Winning Tickets from the Colt Dolt means another big Losing week! How come he wasn’t sitting court side at the Celtics game last night? Guess they weren’t willing to comp the midget those tickets since people actually pay top dollar for em!
Lol at Chrissy proving he has nothing better to do than read these forums like a creepy lurking doofus!
He pulled over on the side of the road and filmed his pitiful 2 winning tickets, hahahahahahahahaha!
What about those 25 bets supposedly placed last week? Guess those were all Losers like the Bloat and his Chums! Or how about the alleged 5 x bet on the Bucks? How’s that series going Chrissy?? Lol. Maybe if you’d show more than 2 tickets you’d be more credible, but then again we’ve seen you show too much on numerous occasions like this!
The Queen of Small Sample Size and Penis Size gets owned again!
Why doesn't he just place his sports bets online while taking a dump on the toilet?Quote:
TheRivers: I love how he rips on others for sitting in traffic and then spends supposed hours each day driving to all three casinos to place sports bets. Why would you even do that even if that were true?
Do brick & mortar casinos offer better odds on sports or do they give comps for sports bets?
What's the advantage of placing sports bets in person and then collecting your money (assuming you win) in person?
I assume he tells all his chums to place online bets with BOL, so why doesn't he just do the same thing and stop driving to casino sportsbooks?
Does Chrissy have syphilis of the brain?
He doesn't stick with one thing he posts.
Two days he posted that he was going to be doing less social media.
Here is his second post from today.
Note the fake stacks of bills spread out on the table.
Keep wolfing down those enormous desserts and wash them down with Red Bulls and Monsters
but please buy Bubs a life insurance policy.
Diagnosing exactly what Chrissy has would be a challenge, but he definitely does have something wrong with him.
Too much adderall, not enough adderall, compulsive lying, chronic idiocy, the list goes on.
He's fooling us haters by having a can of redbull instead of monster.
I know I'm fooled into beliveing he has a great and happy stressfree life due to how hella tired he looks from having itchy balls at 1am and deciding to go watch a sports team lose.
yeah Krissy the GayLord Sissy, where did your Youtube channel go....?? bawahahabawahah !! :)
Has anyone actually listened to his last FB video that he made?
I just listened to it. He announced that tomorrow he will be traveling to 10 different states
on his paycation.
He told his viewers that betting on casino games requires you to spend a lot of time in the casino.
By betting sports, you are in and out of the casino in five minutes. (Not if you are a compusive degenerate
gambler like Chrissy).
Here is the link https://fb.watch/kjUj5fLXeL/
One more thing. We have a PRICE change folks.
The $499.00 per month has now been increased to $750.00 per month.
How long did his $499.00 price last, two weeks?
I don't believe he has announced the price increase yet.
If he has any chums left, he must have left them at the bargain basement price of $499.00.
The Bloat keeps piling on the weight. Take a look at his fat ass in the reflection of the mirror.
Colt life baby.
Awwww little Kyle is delusional after taking a beating on his losing sports bets!
Now it’s time for a slice of humble pie for the Minute Man Masturbator!
Hate to think what else Chrissy has done for money Off Camera that Most Folks will NEVER do???
So he’s now gone from “I don’t like betting on sports because I’m not in control of the outcome” all the way to “I like betting sports because I have nothing more to do except drive to the casinos.” If memory serves me right the latter statement was what he also made when he first started to do sports betting two years ago. My how he goes back and forth.
And I guess now we know why he needed the SUV and traded in the Lexus. He’s going to drive around the country and he needs a place to stick Stacy and Bubs so they remain away from him while they drive (as opposed to just flying first class or on private jets) all over the country. This sure smells of him very soon no longer being in Chicago for good.
Watching Chrissy's nonsense clip now.
Claims how much time he spends studying the different types of bet he could make on any game.
Oddly, he also rambles about having to drive to various places, when assumedly online sports books will happily take his action well into the thousands of dollars.
At the 4m30 minute mark he starts to ramble like an idiot that table betting requires you to be there, whereas sports betting is passive income, once you place your bet you can fuck off to the hemmoroid cream store and help sooth the upcoming pain.
And L.O.L around 5 minute mark he tells us about his upcoming 10 days of travel, and hurr hurr paycation is where hes on vacation but gets paid, hurr hurr.
Strictly speaking is that what he's been doing for the last 3 years?
He also gives his cock sucker laugh when he mentions grabbing life by the balls which I'm sure he's well familiar with.
And the delayed premieres have returned…arrright?!?! Apparently the spelling and grammar haven’t improved during that down time, lol!
Post time is 83 minutes!
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+160 For Actual Original and Useful Information
guys i hate to say it , but something else is going on ...
as is , he has another scam going on ....
which keeps him afloat q.....
what we think is keeping afloat... ie: the Cum Chums... the BOL affiliate money, and his old scams...
something else is going on for sure...
if you think his old scam is keeping him afloat.... well then you're a fool......
with his Youtube channel gone, and his reach gone with that.....
and we we thought we had him dead with that....
well, something is going else is going on....
and we need to figure it out.... and start thinking outside of the box
cause NO WAY he should be surviving on what we know....
I know Junior has no control over who his parents are and that Bubs has no chance at even a half decent life being born to the loser scumbags known as the Mitchell's but just take a look at these pics that Chrissy has posted from the last 30-35days of his Son
Is it wrong to find humor and laugh at these fools the Mitchell's about there kid Christopher Junior, we all know if Christopher Sr had even 1 care in the world for his kid, wife & family he would stop what he's doing but he doesn't so I think it's fair game to attack Chrissy Queer Sr Father Mitchell over his lack of parenting and him being the Worlds shittiest Dad who uses his own Son to committ crimes & scam people
Pardon the pun in #1, but is it safe to assume that -
1. Bub’s still doesn’t have a child’s safety seat?
2. If Bubs was sitting in a child’s seat,
would he ooook up a storm if mommy sat up front?
3. Chrissy is happy that Stacy has to sit in the back seat
with Bubs so he doesn’t have to look at her
4. This morning he posed in front of the Hard Rock Casino in Indiana and announced that he went there to cash in some tickets. No pictures of those winning tickets equates to a complete lie.
so YTSE finally released that new video.... he has an interesting angle ( maybe ).... something about the Bellegio not doing the proper paper work ( buy in over 10 k )
when Krissy " buys in " for his usual 11-12 K so he can take pictures and videos of his fake wins... so anyways it sounds like the Mumbler has some phone recordings of him and some representative of Bellegio casino.... i am pretty sure the Mumbler said he will have a new video tonight with the secret recordings......
I've been asked to clarify the rules regarding posting Bubs, CM's son.
This thread already has a rule against posting family members of CM's chums, especially kids.
The one exception I made involved Bubs, because he is featured so prominently as a prop in all of CM's social media (including his former YouTube channel), and thus anyone following CM constantly sees pics/videos of him.
However, we need to still be mindful of the fact that Bubs is a toddler and does not understand that he's being used as a prop for scam videos, nor would he have a choice in the matter even if he did understand. I think we can all agree that Bubs is perhaps the biggest victim of Chrissy and Stacy's scammy lifestyle and irresponsible behavior.
For this reason, I don't want this thread to be used to gratuitously post pics of Bubs just for the sake of posting them. It's fine if you want to post pics of Bubs related to Chrissy, such as the recent creepy shot of Bubs playing with toys by himself in a big room, which reminded someone here of "The Shining". I felt that was a poignant shot because it spoke volumes about Chrissy and Stacy's parenting skills. Rather than taking the boy to preschool and/or finding friends for him, they drag him around the country to casinos, leaving him to play all by himself while Chrissy either scams people or gambles his money away.
I am deleting the barrage of Bubs pic posts on this page. Please have a purpose when posting pics of him. If you are posting pics to demonstrate that Chrissy and Stacy are shitty parents (such as the "Shining" one), that is totally fine.
Regarding Stacy, any pic of her you want to post is 100% fair game, since she is now a full blown accomplice in the scam, and at age 47, she obviously should know better.
Sorry for the pic dumps of Bubs but honestly that's like #1 thing that pisses me off about Chrissy & Stacy is they literally put Bubs in harms way with there scamming and to use your little kid to scam money to gamble and ruin people's lives, Christopher is the worst of the worst!
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Nice to see the founder of the feast Sir Jeffrey of Dime is still lurking 👀 around and posting the odd gem 💎
I am 99% certain that Jeffrey didn’t even in his wildest wet dreams imagine that his baby would still be going strong 674 pages later.
Anyone offering odds we get to 1000 pages?
Shoutouts to NVB and SSS #free bubs 👍
It's interesting isn't it? He's been on the road for 5 days already. Now gonna add 10 days to that.
Half a month away from the Chicago "mansion in the sky". Time on the road started Apr. 30.
Do you really believe 7 Chums @ $500 a pop + dying affiliate $$$ works anymore (when you're paying 8k for rent and your wife doesn't work)? It does pay for a few hotel nights while he rounds it back to Columbus, Ohio (a city that is on his Pay-cation list)...and starts his next phase before his next before his next.
It will be hillarious to hear what the reason for leaving Chicago (even if I'm wrong and he stays a bit longer) is for the multi-millionaire without a Youtube channel to hook Chums anymore...
Solid points as usual Wars, a few more I'd like to emphasize are:
1) Zero Baccy and Spinny (shoutout to ZD) videos since the YT channel got axed 3 months ago! Not even a lame screen shot of his "wins" for the week/month? Safe to say he's ditched or no longer using the BOL account. Sure he may get SOME small kickbacks from the few remaining chums donking off their weekly paychecks. But considering how often he used to post videos, the complete lack of videos indicates that has been completely abandoned.
2) As ZD pointed out months ago, when was the last time we saw the LoLex??? He was proudly holding it up to the camera and drawing attention to it. Now he hasn't been seen wearing it since before the Lexus was sold? Did that cheap old Date Just LoLex get pawned too just so he could hold up 8-9K in that casino video where he was frowning at his lonely loser dinner?
3) No more Paid Advetorials in months??? He used to post those pretty much every other day, now nothing? I'm guessing the "big investment he was scared of" last year was in fact $20K or so for buying those fake articles. Now since he's broke and can't afford to re-up, he just let them fall by the wayside. Granted, they were all literal bull shit and just copy/paste nonsense that a 9 year old could do. But he was soooo proud of them to the point he FRAMED one of those fake articles in his rental apartment,lol!
4) This one might be premature, but I'm sure a Minute Man like Kyle has been premature many times whilst filming those laughable Gay porn scenes! It has been over a MONTH since the last Masturbator Mind meeting. A meeting he desperately threw together because i called him out on skipping the entire month of March after Guaranteeing "Free Monthly Events" for the Chums Club price of $999. As Pickleball showed us, he has lowered that price to $750(for now) and does that mean he will change the terms... AGAIN???
Something tells me he's going to "Announce" this new Chum's club price at the end of the month and call it his Memorial Day Masturbator Special Sale or some bull shit. He'll then start hyping some New Super Duper Winning Strategy that he invented and you too can learn the secret of the Elite Suckers by simply paying $750 one-time recurring monthly payments! I wouldn't even be shocked if this whole Paycation is just a way for him to find a mutual place for the Chums to meet him so he doesn't have to pay for airfare and get the local Casino to pay for his Mid-Week Hotel Suite. Only Mid-Week Mitchell would be dumb enough to run up all that mileage on his Tahoe and potentially go over the allotted annual mileage mandated by the Lienholder aka Chase Bank Auto!
######Footnote######
Wow, literally wrote this Before seeing his latest post. I’ve got Chrissy’s whole scam playbook down to a T…
the casinos don't have a chance against the BLOAT cause he's developed specific rules and strategies....
looks like JC the fitness guru ( formerly jc the barber ) is still a believer..... he must of got
re-baptized and rebuked satan again....
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For someone who proclaimed just a few short days ago
that he was cutting back on social media, it was a complete lie.
This is his 3rd post today.
Not mention of sports bets, just how the casinos have no chance against him. Shout out to 1dollarboxcar for posting that first.
He is at the Barstool Sportsbook and could still be in Chicago or Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Michigan and West Virginia, Colorado and maybe Louisiana?
I can read that he bet the moneyline on the Dodgers and the Braves.
I recognize the same twelve thousand dollar chips.
Check out that 5 star pretzel he got from the finest dining in the casino.
He should be flat broke at the end of his pay the casinos trip.
Massive indeed, so massive that he has to splay the whole thing on his restaurant table with a giant pretzel that apparently only rich people can afford, lol!Quote:
donkey: Massive freakin bankroll, $25K bwahahaha, ok little man
Yea that massive $13 price tag is too much for those dead broke douchebags!
As Kyle drools Cum over this Millionaire pretzel loaded with sodium and carbs for this health expert, he showed his stupidity again!
He took the Pirates money line, despite they’re slight underdogs and lost their last 5 in a row! Could this possibly be his 6th Marty bet on them?
Here’s his massive bankroll! 10K in cash with 13K in chips means he’s short 2K from that 25K he was claiming to have in his Chevy Coupe rental car video!
Judging by this evidence, he bet a whopping $348 on some game (likely Baseball) and the fact it pays $208 I’d say it’s another money line favorite! Since he also put money on the Dodgers and Braves’ games, I’d say he bet $200-$400 each on those and used the missing $2000 on all his game bets total!
So not exactly placing World changing bets here and the same old lies and small bets from the Small dick Loser Chrissy the Sissy Prescott!
This picture is slightly off topic but not altogether.
I am fine should Druff choose to delete it.
Yo Krissy, you aren't the only person who likes to flash fake $100.00 bills.
Wasn't Chrissy betting horses not too long ago as well? Strange that a gambling expert like him would miss out on the Kentucky Derby.
Annnnnnnd there’s another Losing Bet from the Bloat, he likely also bet the Under on total runs, so if it goes over 9 runs total, he probably loses Again! Hahahahahaha! The Goat of Stupidity and showing his Fat Ass!
That Reynolds clown looks like Cheetos, speaking of… here’s that fake money he’s been using!
After tonight’s Losses, the Colt Dolt may need to drop his pants for Cheetos and borrow that prop money! Wouldn’t be the first time…
sounds like Mike Malone is taking a beating , but his girlfriends tits are nice !! lol :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_EXkB4dii0